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SATURDAY, JUNE 5. 1948 HERALD AND NEWS, KLAMATH FALLS, ORECON PACE NINE, Leaion Auxiliary Elects New Heads Now oflli.fr rlri In! by Kliiinntli unit, Nu. a, Amcrlnui I.ckIcii auxiliary, Tursrlay tvrnlnii wrre president, Mr. James Ullsnii; (lint vlro president, Mn l.oy Marker; second vlee president, Mm, Paulino NK hcil. Mm. Christine OruliU has born unkod to continue nn secretary treasurer until ft autxessnr Ima Ijrril choaeii. Kxmutlvo committee mcnibrl lire Mm, II. W. I'elrlrk, Mm, I'nul Otlerbeln mid Mm, Fred llelllironuor, Mm. Loy Marker rrportrcl (in llin puppy milo laal Hiitiiiilny. Mm. It, W. Pel rick reported Hint IIS apruy mid four wreaths wore ninde by veterans' iirnups lor Memorial IJay, Cooperating wore the auxlll m'lcii of the Dlsahlrd Amerlran Vet erans, Mnrlno Corps leiuiur, Vet erana of Forrltin Wnm, Hpnnlnli War Veterans, mid the I,eulon, All veterans' oruunluilliiiM mid auxiliaries took purl III the Memorial services Monday. Mnrjurle Robinson ltd Kyrle lla Hid of Klamath Union hliih school hnve been selected to represent Klamath Kul In at cilrlii' Hlnln thin yenr. It will be held el Wllliimetle unlvorally June M to 31. Kyrle will be apouaored l) the Horoptlmlat club. Mnry Jo llalletl linn been In vited counselor to aaslst In dra matic programs, Questionnaires on accomplishments durlnir the pent yenr hnve been dls. Irlhutrd to nil chairmen of Klniunth unit. Activities up to June lit nre to be Included mid the returns urnl to depnrtment headquarters before July I. Mm. n, O, Molnchrnbarhcr an nounced Hint present niriiibemhlp In 7rtS. mid Hint membership auarda fur the convention will he baaed on the unit's slandhur on Augrnt la. Deleunten elected for the ronven tlon In Astoria Heniember IB to IB nre Mm James Ollaon. Mm. I nv llnrker. Mm If W. Petrlrk. Mm. M. T. Cooper mid Mm. II CI Motn rhenbnrher. Alternate nre Mm. Ij-itrr Plnlev. Mm. Carl Hcliubcrl. Mn Jennie Hum, Mm Pauline Nlrhol mid Mm O. r. Matthew. Argentine dolb, to be entered III n commit content hnve been rirned bv two Junior member, Carrie brouner end Manrarrl Oele. Tiev were exhibited In fb tln'lcd Rtat-a National bnnk window Innt week end Mm fliwue Dale mid Mm. Knth erlne Keep hnve been nnpolnled to midlt book for the unit 'Hie past prealdenta' parley, under the lendemhlp of Mm. M. E. Cooper, will be In rhnriie of Inalalllnn new offirem at the reular meeting of Klaniath unit June IS Offleera nd pant president will wenr formula. Refreshment will be aerved niter the meeting at Joint social hour of the poal mid auxiliary unit. May Ceremony In almple cerrmony May 36 nt the riral Christian church. IjiVrrne Ht. John. daughter of Mr. mid Mm. H. A. Bt. John of tlua city, became the bride of Don 'latum, aon of Mr. nd Mm. Ray Woodnrd. nlao of Klamath Pnlla. ' Key. Howard f. Ilutchliia rend the rile. for the weddlntt. the bride wore a auit of navy with roue nnd enr nntlon corsage pinned at the ahoul der. Pat Randall wai maid of honor at tired In a auit of pink with match ing hnt and a carnation enraage. H A. Ht, John was beat man. A dinner for the wedding puny wax held after the nupilala at Luc ra'a cnle. For their honeymoon, the newlyweda drove to polnta In South, em Washington, and huve relumed to mnke their home here. Picnic Plans Mm. Charlea Gilbert, Mm. Flora Held, Mm. V. P. McMillan, and May I'lllmtry were hosteases at the regu li ' monUily 1 o'clock luncheon and afternoon of enrda of Aloha club til Pant Matrons of Uie Eastern War held Friday In the Maaonlc temple. Awarda for Uie allernoon went to Mr. Oacar Peyton and Mm. C. L. Ilnrvey. 'I Ilia la the Inat meeting he fore aiimmrr vacation, though a politick picnic luncheon will be held the last Friday In June. Social Club Mcnibem of the aoclal club of Pruierlly Kebeknh lodge met In the IOOF hall Wednesday, Mny 10 tor dessert. Twenty attended. Agnes Uiwe turned In her "rolling dollar" which had renllred 114 36. and Hello Tompklna took It for the next two weeks. Pinochle wax played, nnd Mnrle Kllgore held high score nnd Jtodlo "Vnllnce. low. The next meet m. June 0 will be at 1 o'clock In the IOOF hall, and will be a potluck luncheon. Thimble Club The Thimble club of Neighbors of Woodrrnft met nt the home of Sylvia Tllton on Wednesday eve ning, Mny 36, for a short business meeting followed by bridge. There were three tnbles 111 play. Dlcksy Freenmn held high score. Laura Illnck, second, Mnrtha Ollcrlst, low, and Rlodle Mnchettnx received the speclnl awnrd. Refreshment were served by the hostess during the evening. Enqaaed Mr. and Mrs. Fred W. Schule of Prnrl City, III., announce I he en gagement of their daughter, June Irene, to Eric Rnmtvedl, son of Mr. and Mrs. 8. Romtvet of Bonanm. The wedding will be mi event of Rnturdny, June 36, nt II o'clock In Hie evening at the Amity Lutheran church In Lena, 111, Bride-Elect i ui,t-u4kijb "' nutiuitiig Miirge Uuaoii, who Will bo the undo juue M ui ionii iiowiimn in u cciituiuiiy piuniicu lur iuiima, uu iricuui wois uam'U to a aiuwcr iuuiauiiy ulior uuoii In Hie uuiicx ol mo tuutluKO ouiiiiiiuiiity PicuioyU'riuu c h u r c it. liuatoaAua lur Uie t vulit were Mm. juim ubhiii, Mis. Murvln 'I iiijihuh, Ana. l.velyii Uiilluwuy, Mrs. Curl uuiisen, mm. Cheater J, Mulu, ivim. Huyinoiid linker. Mm. Dun M. Crim inal Hi., Mia. Hum Aiiilcmou, Mia. Albert ttcoll nnd Mia. A. t. llyi k iimu. Ilowla of tulips were Used iiboul Hie touma mid the lovely teu table woa tiivi'icd with a hiind-miido ei ru hut. cloth, gilt of the brldc-elrct's iiioihcr, A tu'iirl-hliuprd arrunurmcnl of pink lea roars nnd lerna centnrcd the .able, mid Mrs. l.iiiiion poured. The gift table wan urrungrd with a ahnwer elfecl of blue and white atreaiuera. The 10 hoateshca aimg a hiiinoroua nuuiljer, Mrs. tleruld Wilson snug two numbers, Carol llrdliivlon aiinx, and Mrs. Hum Audemoii gave a rrudlng. The brltle chose Turlock, family home of the Ijumiiis it ml present home of the groom and Ills fumlly, na the plnce for her marriage. Luncheon Kslelle Nmllh waa hosiesa to Ye Olde Pinochle club for luncheon and cards on Thursday, May 37. There were fuur guests, Maggie Blroder. Hhlrley Bmilli, Orace Thill and Agnes Ixmr, the lust iiititirtl receiving the award for high score nt carda. Fannie Uoddtird received the pinochle award, Nona Hall held second high acute, and Clrace Hock low arore. Nona Hull will be hoatesa for the next mreiing. June 10. Leaving TULfcLAKK Mr. and Mrs. Marvin Thoiiiua and sou Marvin Jr., Jean llrnderaoii of Klumuth Falls mid Uorothy 'Miliums, youngest daughter ot the Marvin Thomas' who has been homo for a few days, will leave ttuturduy for lleno where Dorothy will gradunte from the University of Nevuda, Juno 7. They will be pres ent also for baccaluureate Munduy evening. Dorothy, who hai been eligible for numerous high honors during her four year at the university, will spent! the early summer at home In preparation for her wedding In August to Marvin Miller Christy of lleud. Henry K. Kaiser, automobile manufacturer will deliver the com mencement address In the gymna sium of the college. Going to Reno from Han Fran cisco for commencement will be an mint of Dorothy's, Mrs. Carl Cloetx. Jean Henderson will be ft gueat ot Dorothy's at her house, Delta Delia Dell. Shower Class Party BLY On Monday afternoon, May 34. at 3. JO. Mrs. Wilbcr Hook waa hunlraa at her home to her begin-tiers- Hunduy school clua with a party. Mis. Hook waa assisted during the afternoon by Mia. Ilermia. The afternoon waa spent playing antra. Refreshment were aerved to Sue Ann Mark, Johnny tiluiibs, Muc Clemen. Archie Lee Clark, Wendell Ray Clark, Joy Ann Ueemnn, Dtiiiny McOliinla, Hltaron Hoyd, Connie and Frankle Hall, Judy and Ruckle ilrcmla, Onry Dnle Patke, Vivian Crew, Ruihle Chllwood, Clrne Vlck ermnn, Lauretta 8oor, Joan Cole. Ricky and Patsy Banders and the hoatease. Bridal Party Mr. John H. Martin entertained recently at ft prettily appointed ahower given for her niece, Betty Ree Martin, whose marrlnge at St. Paul's waa nn event of today. The refreshment table waa cen tered with a bowl of spring flower wreathed with little brldeamnlda candle. Honoring Betty were Mrs. Charles Joseph Martin. Mrs. Jack Taylor. Mrs. James Orlme. Mm. Maud lloaley, Mrs. R. M. Bubb. Mrs. R. H. Anderson, Mrs. Jnmcs B. Foster. Mrs. Dclxw Mills. Mm. Harry Ooel ler, Mrs. L. D. Ons. Mr. Ted Cnse. Mrs. Oscar Shlve. Mrs. Hnnrby nechen, Mrs. C. II. Underwood. Mm. Alfred Petemtelner. Mm. Mnrtln Rnmshv. Mrs. William DcCew and Mrs. Milton II. Akerlll. Tulip Tea TUI.EI.AKK The minimi lullp tea sponsored by the Tulelnke Gar den club before the war will once more be on the progrntn of club ac tivities this year and the date Is ,iindav, June 6 at the home of Mrs. William Hooper. Hours are from 3 until S o'clock. The lovely Hardens of the Hooper home on the Alturaa highway are ablaze with tulip color and weather permitting, the guests will enjoy the garden. The date waa postponed from May 30. On Thursday evening, May 37, a shower was given for Mr. Richard Tnkacs of Malm at the home of Mm. W O. Ely on Bummers lane, with Mrs. Ely. Mrs. Phil Motuchen buchrr and Mr. Lee Bmlth, host esses. Hiiiko wa played during the eve ning and Mrs. C. O. Drydtn i rii Ida Mochettax telling fortunes, proved very Interesting. Refresh ments were served by the hontesse to Mrs. Takaca, the guest of Im rir. Mm, II. B. Largent, her mother; Mr. Louis Schneider, Mr. Stanley Koran, Mm. Leon Andrleu. Mm. August Andrleu, Mr. George An drleu, Mr. George Andrleu, Mr. Oscar Denatilt, Mm. Fred Horn, Mr. Otto Bmlth, Luana Bmlth, Phyllis Bmlth, Mm. George Burnett, Mr. Opnl Heavllln. Mr. L. D. Gaas, Mra. Robert MrOhehey. Mm. Dlcksy Freeman. Mrs. Anna Button, Mrs. C. O. Dryden. Mrs. Amos Burnett, ftla Mochettax, Mm. I.ylc Hickman, Mra. Joe Mllnnl, Mr. Ernest Mtlaul, Mra. John Olubrecht. Mn John Hooper. Mra. Laura Walker and Mrs. Harney Hooier. Hprlng flowers were used about the rooina and at tablea. Mra. Takaca received many gift. Potluck Dinner OI.ENE A potluck dinner waa held at the Olcne Community hall Saturduy evening at 7 o'clock. The putty waa a farewell affair for the William Garrlott fumlly, who left Sunday to realde In Dunamutr, Calif. For the nasi aeven vears. the Gar- ; rlott have lived at 138 Laguna alreet In Klamath Fall. Attending were the Onrrlot, mr. ami mm. ru nicijauamin, nir. and Mm. Bob Lewi, Clara Mc Inlyre, Mr. and Mr. Roy Taylor, Mr. and Mra. Guy Shaddock. Mr. and Mrs. Frederick Hartln, Mra. Cnrmel Hartln. Mr. and Mm. James Barnes. Mr. and Mm. Marlon Bnrnrs, Carmrlle and Sutanne Hartln. Jim my Dean Bnnie and Averll and Billy Garlott. Mr. and Mrs. Marlon Barne ac companied Mr. mid Mr. Orrlott and family to Dunamulr, returning Stuidnv evening. On Friday evening, Mr. Garrlott waa honored with a handkerchief shower at the home of Mr. Ollmer Oundrraon on Summer Lane. wc Pychnnoed Mm. Mads Arthurs and JamM Cnrmen. both of this city, ex changed vows Saturday evening at the home of Mr. and Mm. Jerry Walters. Olympic apartment. Judea J. A. Mnhoney officiated. Guests present Included Mrs. Rita Whlaenant. Mrs. Anne Burns, Mrs. Nell Reed. Mm. Helen Frank. Mrs. Irene Wilkinson, Vernon DuBols, Parley Stoddard and Bill Dunn. Mrs. Pnt Klelty n.vilsted Mrs. Wal ters In serving refreshment to the group following the ceremony. The new Mr. and Mrs. Carmen are at home at 615'i High. Hostess Nina Currier was hostess to the Past Noble Grand club of Pros perity Rebrkuh lodge nt her home on Pine street Tuesday, June 1. Luncheon was served at 1 p. m., and following short business meeting, the afternoon was spent nt handwork and visiting. Easter Mast will be hostess for the meeting In July. Bikes - Tricycles Wagon and Taylortoti lllabr Walkers) POOLE'S Bicycle and Sporting Good 322 So. 7th ( LMT laUi -J mi II saw I jt We Ar Pleojed to Announct th Addition to Our Staff of Mr. DON POWELL FACTORY TRAINED BENDIX SERVICE MAN If your Rrndlx hn been In service more than ft year (1) the oil should be changed; 12) the clutch d Justed; (3) all part ot the machine checked for near, Juit Phono 6617 For Mr, Powoll'i Expert Service OREGON EQUIPMENT CO. 127 So. 6th Graduated MALIN Harriett Coulson, only daughter of Mr. nnd Mr. C. C. Coulson of the slate line road nenr hero will be graduated June 13 from Stanford university with degree In aoclol clencc. Her major were In economics, psychology and history. Harriett w'll return here for the present to await word on her ap plication for stewardess on Pan American World Airlines. Mr. and Mrs. Coulson will go to Palo Alto for baccalaureate mid commencement, both scheduled for one day, leaving the Klamath air port In the morning In their A-Td with John at the controls. Honored Mnrjorle Eagle and Fannette Undue entertained last Friday eve ning at Karl's restaurant honoring Helen Michael and Paul Coleman. This past Tuesday, Miss Michael and Mr. Coleman exchanged vows In a ceremony rend at Chlloouln. Present were the honor guests, Dwlvht Eagles, Bob Mann and the hostesses. TEGAL NOTICES NOTIir or m'M iM, m nooi, ri,r tion KLAMATH f Ol'Siy ( HOOI, DlfilKlf T NoWcw U hrtv given that a iprfal fhfwil eltrtWirt will b he'd In and for Klamath Cmintv ftchool DUlrlrt, Kla math Counfv. Orrjfn, on Monday, lha 3UI dav of Junr. IIMfl, which l1l'n lhra w'll ba atibmlllrd In )ha na'allf ft vntrt nf aald Oiilrlcl Ihc fnllwlny Khali tha board of Dlrctora of Klarnath Counlv Srhool OUtrJrt. Kla math Cntmlv Oragnn. b authnrlrrd. puruant tn Chanter 411, Ortton Uwn, lfn. In mV a law Irvy of tn '10 mill anniiallv tnr flv '3i yean he g'nnlnr July I. IU4A. whlrh trvloa ahall bt otiUlrfe and nvtr 1h llm'a(tnn ImnnMfl hv Arllrla XI, Jltvilon Flrven. Orfon ConitMutlnn: for th purpo nf rrattng a ine-clal reaarva fund whlrh may ha talar uaad for (ha r plaramant, rnalr and fnalntananr nf arhont htifldtna; and tha rap1arm?nt nf trhrtnl foulpmenl, and nrovldlna thai ald Rrard miv uw Ktalt nr Ffderal ma"-Mnf fundi ehould lhay Iwflnn available. 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