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Newspaper Page TextPACE FOUR HERALD AND NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS,' OREGON MONDAY, MAY 17, 1948 Frank jrnkins Editor MALCOLM CPLET Uanaginj Editor M If MHI-.lt OF Tilt AKKOCIATCD I'KtSl Th Aiioclated Prea It cntltlrd exrhuivvly to th u for republication of th local aw printed tn thU new IMper. well ell A.P mwi Entered second clei matter at the pcMlofflce ol Klamath fall Ore. oo Auiuil llKKt under act ol confreat, ' March 1679 By carrier Hv mall SUUSL.WIPTION RAIT.S. month 11 (X) By mail w6 month M M ...mnnlh 11 00 By matl year W 00 Today's Roundup By MALCOLM El'LKY TWO federal north-south highways pass through this section. They are US 97, which passes through Klamath and Siskiyou counties, touching Klamath Falls; US 395, which runs through Lake and Modoc counties and touches I . .et-. . . j 'V- T i-aaeview ana nuuriia. i Zr1k Last week-end. the organlra- 1 tlons promoting travel and de " velopment on these two highways C?5 held meetings which I attended. It it I ana I aiscovcrea mat uie people r -t w , f ' along the two routes are co- fV lA tTJ t nlfo.mlnriMt itnlteH In there ft. ..T- ) " " ' fViv : nhlpctives. and eenerallv Dleasant . ntiH nelelirwirlv nt onp has mme 'V to expect from folks of the east- of-the-mountains country. US 395 has been named EPLEY the Three Flags route arid the Three Flags Highway association met at John Day In Grant county. This organization has been In operation 13 years, and Its procedures and program arc pretty well laid out. Its headquarters are in Lake view, where lives Jack Mayne, the executive manager. The Three Flags people are pretty indignant about conditions of certain stretches of that highway, especially in Eastern Oregon from Burns to Pendle ton. Some of tills section Is not paved, and Is In fairly bad shape right now. People who live in a place like John Day, which has no railroad and depends solely on highway for its transportation, can get under standably warm about b.fe roads. Three Flags Is in general a fine highway route, traversing the high country all the way from the Canadian border down through Oregon, Nevada and California, going through the Owens valley Into Southern California. As it develops, it Is bound to get increasingly heavy travel. Three Flags folks like to call it the "air-conditioned route." US 97 association is just in the formative period. XJS 97 is the highway which runs from Weed on the south to the Canadian line through Bend, Mom, Yakima, etc. It already has an extremely heavy travel In some sections, and It performs important service In Oregon as a part of the fast route from Portland to California points, through Klamath Falls. It has a series of excellent trans-Cascade connections with Western Oregon. Communities along US 67 had a loose organization about a dozen years ago, but have never gone In for definite association work until the present time. The new US 97 association has held three preliminary meetings, has elected directors, adopted by-laws, and is getting set to go places. Oregon and Washington members have met separately an Oregon meeting was held in Bend Friday night and in the next few weeks will hold a joint meeting. Businesses that benefit directly from travel, such u hotels, motels, service stations, establishments dealing tn recreation Supplies, etc., should lose no time in lining up In support of these highway or ganizations. Their work will bring lots of business into the communities along the routes, benefiting everybody living there. Briefs from the Pocket File OREGON has two surviving ex-governors who are democrats Walter M. Pierce and Oswald West . . . They Joined In a statement this week endorsing the candidacy of Monroe Sweetland for democratic national committeeman . . . Sweetland is now a Newport publisher . . , Others running for the post sought by Sweetland are Henry C. Aiken, Mike M. DeCicco and W. E. Wilklns . . . The national com mittee affair is the only statewide contest on the democratic ballot that Is showing a spark of interest . . . Pierce and West, in their joint statement, com mented that they "cherish no further political ambi tion other than to be of service to our party." This spring's wet weather may not really rate as a curse, but It has encouraged a lot of that sort of thing . . . Industrial payrolls in the Sacramento valley and mountain counties of California have Jumped 139 per cent in the last seven years , . . California continues to grow and to develop as a market for the agricultural products of the Klamath basin . . . Klamath has always done all right in the California market growing things for Callfornlans to eat, and making boxes for the packing of Cali fornia's own food products. Dr. George Adler, Klamath county coroner, is assured of a fifth term In that Job ... He la un opposed In either party , , , Dr. Adler first ran hi 9S2. on the campaign slogan that a coroner should be a doctor , . , Since then, the slogan has varied sometimes being that a coroner should be a doctor. and sometimes thai "a doctor should be a coroner' , , , There's no slogan at all on the ballot tills time and doc, who has been a good coroner, Is hi for sure for another four years . . . He's a registered democrat These Days By CiKOKliE E. SOKOLSRY THE principal personal preoccupation of an oriental Is "face." The Russians are, of course, Eurasians and it Is not always clear which side of them they exhibit at a particular moment, the WesteYu Euro pean or the oriental nomadic. But "face" always bothers them. They dare not eveu permit the impression to exist that Uiey have been worsted. They have risked great gulns in friendship and ac ceptance by small aud nasty acts which, added slightly to their face. It Is now obvious that Soviet Russia has lost the "cold war." That was clear in the French and Italian elections, in the Marshall plan and In the efforts that arc being made to establish a league of Western European nations. Objectives RUSSIA'S objectives in the cold war were: K . To consolidate Russia's control of European countries east of the Elbe; a. To weaken the Anglo-American position on the continent of Europe: 3. To lay the foundations for establishing com munist states In Western Europe; ' 4. To Isolate the United States diplomatically while Impoverishing the Western European countries economically; 5. To maintain disturbances throughout Asia, from the Mediterranean to the Pacific. 6. To isolate Chiang Kai-shek and to drive the Americans out of Korea; 7. To eliminate "majority rule" in International councils, particularly wherever it may appear In UN, and failing that, to kill off UN. which the Russians regard as a bloc of western nations anyhow: 8. So to increase the cost to the American taxpayer that he would A. Refuse to support his government's policy; B. That a neo-isolationlsm would develop In the United States which would mean the withdrawal of the United States from Europe and Asia, leaving both areas to Soviet Russia. Soviet Russia, In broad outline, held this position throughout the war. never quite becoming an ally, remaining aloof from consultation and Joint action, and finally, at Teheran and Yalta, insisting upon the rights of the conquerer In terms more stringent and grievous than appeared even in the Molotov-Ribben-trop pact. This attitude on the part of the Russians, Roosevelt either failed to recognize as characteristic imperialism, or having recognized it. dared do nothing about It in time of war. hoping that final victory might strengthen his hand. American policy, from Roosevelt's death until James Byrnes' acknowledge ment of failure, was throughout an acceptance of the Russian program of conquest. Stalin's Failure STALIN, however, failed in every- phase of this policy except the consolidation of Soviet control east of the Elbe, during the past six months. The relations between Great Britain and the United States have never been on a friendlier basis nor more cooperative nor closer to the western countries of Europe. Not even during the actual war have the American people accepted the partnership with Great Britain more willingly. In Western Europe, communism Is receding very actively receding. Ditto for Central and South America. The United States Is not Isolated diplomatically but, fumbllngly, it is true, continues to lead the western world. Western Europe is no longer economically impoverished but has re ceived a goodly share of dollar credits. While dis turbances continue In Palestine, no important group of Arabs or Zionists are pro-Russian, and Iran is. for the moment, safe. Whereas Chiang Kai-shek Is in difficulties, he has survived the onslaught of the communist armies and the machinations of the fellow-travelers. And the Sttlwell-Marshall policy for China, never correct, Is now fully rejected. True, no American enjoys the cost of all our activities; yet the country has stood behind all. the demands of the army, navy and air force. In fact, the congress Jias gone further than the president In support of the armed forces. No Isolationist move ment has developed among the people, except among the communists and their fellow-travelers. Instead, the country Is united in support of a bi-partisan foreign policy which will not be affected even slightly by the election. The United States is mentally and spiritually pre pared even for war a war that no one wants. The Russians know that what Is written here Is true and they would like to recede from an untenable position without losing "face." So they say that the United States wants peace. That Is true but It Is peace with dignity and honor. Whale sharks have small teeth end feed upon little marine crea tures, which they strain from the water with their gill rakers. Theodore Roosevelt was the first president of the United States to set foot on foreign soil while in office. First steamboat to make a regu lai sea voyage was the "Phoenix," which steamed from Hoboken to Philadelphia In 1809. ItADIO I'UOGltAMS MONDAY EVE. KFLW 1450 kc :u Sport Ltneap" 6:15 Home Town Newt 6:'JJ World NrHi tjummarr 6:.ii Mr. President ABU S:HS " 6:40 6:1ft 6:.Ml M :u The Lone Ran iter ABC 7:.tnDrwy for Trra. flub ttvveelwood (Serenade ft.HO Drw-ey-Staiarn Debate 8::i0 " 6:33 :45 " B:0() Arthur flaeth-Nrwt ABO ft 1-1 Karl (ioriKln A DC 9:M Want To Lead A Band ABC Mil " lu:im Stardust Helodlea 10:1., " IfliSO Old Family Album ABC lO:., H.i, i jo Lead Band ABO 10:45 " ll:(io Newt nummary IhOA Telaqueat 11:15 " " 1 1 MM " 1 1 :45 " . MAY 17 KFJI 1240 kc Oabrtel II fatter MBS Klamath Theatre Quit Around Town Jar a Franey Names in News Sports He lew Ctuy Barton Let Oeorca Do It MBS Charlie Chan MBS Billy Rosa MBS (ilrnn Hardy MBS Fleetwood I, a ugh ton MBS Thomas Dewey Evening- Concert Henry J. Taylor MBS Fulton Lewis Jr. MBS Thomas Dewey MBS Album of Fine Music Harold StasaenMBS H H Let's Bsnre Cisce Kid Mysterious Traveler 6:15 6:30 6;4ft 1:00 1:15 7:0 9: SO 1:4ft 6:00 6:45 11:00 S:IA :tn :X0 ft:45 10:110 16:16 I Mitt 10:.5 11:00 11:111 1 1 :7tn 1 1 :4. 11:00 TUESDAY A. Cern in the Mnrn Farm Fare News Hall for Oovernor J. Franey, Sheriff" News Summary ABO .eke Manners AltU Breakfast Club ABO Vincent t.epes Orch. nvemoraDie nulla' Bkfst. In Hollywood ABO Oeleit Drake ABO In Your Name My True Story ABO Miniature Conrrrl Slop and Shop Club Time A BO Baukhare Talking ABO Nancy Cral( ABC News tULW Featere M., MAY 18 Musical fcevellle On the Farm Front r. Hemingway News MBS RUe and Shine MBS Headline Nens Best Bu)S Fashion Flaihes Vlr. II, Llndlahr MBS Memory Mmtr Favorites of Veiterday tilenn Hardy MI1S Harold Klatsen Hawaiian Mnrnlnr Mallnee Sans of Pioneers Hanpy fianjr MBS Mann'a Muilcale queen For A Day MRS llarrr llrllck Concert Rnvlnf at Rudy's Oierk Valley Felki MBS Name Tunes KFJI Feature TUESDAY P. M MAY 18 KFLW 1450 kc lt:ii Pay lent Sidewalk Show 12:30 Paul Hhlteman Club ABC 12:4.1 " l:iw Claudia 1:15 Merrill Time l::i treasury Hand Show ABC 1:15 Sammy Kaye'a Serenade :" Sur prist Package ABli !:20 " - With Btidrly Twlss Anc 2::i0 Bride and Groom ABC :45 .Vr Utiles Be Seated ABO 3:15 " jr:J wlc,me Traveler! ABO 4:00 Richard Lelberl 4M5 Requettfally lours 4:15 6:00 m 6:1.1 Terry and the Pirates ABC 6:J0 Jark Armstrong ABC KFJI U40 kc. News Dance Tunes Market A Llveatork Hearts Desire Mils Matinee' News Johnson Family lohn Hall Halph Olnsberih Orch. Rirky'a Request Fulton Lewis Jr. MBS Frank Hemingway MBS Pasting Parade MB 8 Living With God Adventure Parade MBS Superman Mil, Afternoon Concert World Light Opera Mutual Newareel MRS Tapl. Midnight MBS Tom Mia MBS TUESDAY EVEv MAY 18 :w nporie Lineup 1:16 Home Town News U.25 World News Summarv l.ao Boston Symphony ABC 0 Munlc by f'ugat Here's IIollwood ABC ri Dewey for President Walls Lives On Malcolm tipley 1 Twn Meeting of Air ABO I f.et Freedom Ring ABO i Your Navy Recruiter I Starduat Melodies 10,-50 Ambassador Orch. ABC l News Summary l Telequest KFLW Feature Gabriel Mealier Mult Show SIDE GLANCES i'ii,. 1 K COM !W Wf NT T M. MA U & m. oft- ''17 "Now get right off to school a married man 23 year old shouldn't even think of playing hooky!" The Doctor Says Shoes May fie Bunion Cause By EDWIN P. JOHD.W, M. D. Written for NEA Srrvlre A bunion la generally found on the inside portion o( the foot, at the base of the great toe. It sticks out and is likely to be red and ex tremely painlul. The point of the big toe Is bent inward so that it lies almost across the other toes. The most Important symptom is pain, which is always present when a shoe Is worn. The most frequent cause of a bunion Is the wearing of shoes which are too short or too pointed. Hence, It Is Important to prevent bunions by careful fitting of shoes. SPECIAL SHOES t'SEI There are two lines of treatment. One Involves an operation, and the other Is non-surgical. The first thing to try, of course. Is the non-surgical treatment, which consists merely of using shoes which are large and round In the toes, thus preventing pressure on the bunion. Complete absence of pressure for a long time Is helpful. Surgery may be necessary U the bunion does not yield to other meth ods. The bunion is frequently asso ciated with the accumulation of fluid in the Joint lying at the base of the big toe. This fluid can be re moved by a needle in some cases. A cut can be made which will allow the fluid to drain oft and the swell ing to decrease. Penally, there Is an operation, which Is necessary In bad cases, call ed a bursectomy. This Involves the removal of some of the excess bone and soft tissue which go to make up the bunion. The foot and tors are then usually placed In a plaster of parts cast which holds them in the correct position until the wound made by the operation has had . chance to heal. ' It Is. of course, far better to pre vent bunions than to enguge In the long and costly process of trying to correct them. NOTE: Dr. Jordan is unable to answer Individual questions from readers. However, each day he will answer one of the most frequently asked question 'u his column. THE DOCTOR ANSWERS QUESTION: Are there specialists who treat lymph glands? ANSWER: The lymph glands may become enlarged as a result of a number of different conditions. Con sequently, there are no specialists who deal with lymph glands alone. The problem Is to find the cause of Uie enlargement and then to use the best method of treating that cause. The World Today By DeWITT MACKENZIE AP Foreign Affairs Analyst The British monarchy Is adapt ing ftself with great facility to the social, political and economic changes of our new world a really remark able perform ance, consider ing its b a c k -ground of more than 11 cen turies of pomp and splendor. The royal family, more than ever be fore, is making Itself a part of D.Witi Mmktnii. the every-aay life of the country. Of course this democratic tendency Isn't new to the present occupants of the throne and their children, for recent gener ations of sovereignty have displayed it. But It Is more pronounced. There are several reasons for this striking change. One naturally Is hard times, for England economic crisis Is grave. However, I believe the cause lies mainly In the politi co-social upheaval which has swept wide reaches of our globe. Includ ing the British Isles. Britain a socialist government Is leaving its stamp on John Bulls Island. Even If times were easier economically, lavish display would be outside the code of socialism certainly no time for royalty to blind the eyes of its subjects with the blaze of the Kohlnoor and Cul llnan diamonds. And It's only fair to add that the kindly folk who WL make up the present royal family have never shown the slightest dis position to throw their weight about Royal Courts The change In the times Is regla tered clearly by the nature of the two royal courts which have Just been held at Buckingham palace. They were the first since 1939, and they were shorn of much of the ex treme formality and glitter of pre war days. They were afternoon "parties" rather than the austere evening courts of the past. No longer do the ambassadors have to appear In black silken knee breeches with long silk stockings always a nightmare to Yankee representatives (especially those with bad legs) In the "good old days." Other regulations for dress of both men and women have been relaxed to an extreme which even permits the mere male to appear In a lounge suit If he so desires. Women don't have to make the full curtsey an acrobatic feat to which English ladles were reared but which always has been a trial and a tribulation to Americans. It's easy to be awkward In making the curtsey, and If he avoirdupois Isn't well distributed a gal very easily can fall. Backing away from the presence of royalty achieved by a slde-and-a-half movement like an old side-wheel steamer getting Into Its berth also has been a horror in the past. The Gallup Poll More Work, Better Pay For Vice-Prexy Favored Ity (iKOIKIK (iAI.I.ri Dlrrctnr, Amrrli'an limtllute of Piitillo Opinion PRINCETON. N. J., May 17 The Amrrlcnn people give strong evi dence of their willingness in see the Job of vice president n( the United 8latrs rescued from Iho obscurity which has made It the butt of stage Jokes for gen erations. A coast-to coast poll shows overwh riming sentiment In fa vor of giving the V I c o president more work and more Importunes making him a real administra tive assistant In stead of largely a figurehead. There Is also senti ment In favor of paying hint much more salary than he Is now getting. Well over half of the voters with opinions al.so would go so far as to provide him with an olllilal resi dence, a kind of "second White House" tn Washington. The nominating conventions start lug next month In Philadelphia will undertake the quiulrrimlul task of picking vice presidential candidates in the face of the fact that, tradi tionally, many capable men In all purllrs have shunned the post. If elected they find thcimclvcs In a state of Innocuous desuetude, like Alexander Throttlebottom, the vice president In the famous musical comedy lampoon of the American presidential politics. Some students of government, among them Or. Virgil Hanrhrr, president of the University ol Iowa, have long thought that the Job of vice president should be given new Importance. They olut out that seven limes In our history have vice presidents had to take over the reins because of Uie death of presidents In oil Ice. To sound out the reactions of the American voters the Institute polled a cross-section on a number of ques tions relating to Uie vice presidency. In general the country seems to have the Impression that the vice president Is being paid more than he actually is. The averago guess of voters polled la that his salary Is around l'JJ.000 a year. When asked how much they Uiought he should receive, the aver age was about UO.OOO. Actually the vice president Is paid 115.000 a year. This really amount to less than the total compensation for any one of the 435 congressmen In the house of representatives. Con gressmen are paid H3.500 annually In salary and In addition have a tax free allowance of 3.500 for expenses. When this tax-free fea ture is taken Into account, the con gressman's pay would be the equiva lent perhaps of sio.ooo a year. Voters were next asked: "Can you tell me what the ehlef responsibilities of the vice presi dent are?" Approximately one-third (30 per cent) said they do not know. The rest all knew that he Is supposed to take over for the president In case of death, but there la a good deal of confusion as to what else he Is supposed to do. A total of 28 per cent said that his only Job Is lo take over the presidency, while 12 per cent believe that, In addition, he acta as a presidential assistant and adviser, 115 per cent that he heads the senate, 3 per cent that he Is speaker of the house of repre sentatives, w hile 1 per cent say that his chief responsibility Is to "do nothing." Quest Inning of voters on how the Job might be made more Important brought out the following opinions: "It has been suggested that the vice president should help the president will) administrative problems i cttHt the president would have mure time lo deal with -matters of pulley. Hit yuu agree or disagree with this Idea?" Agree Bll't Disagree 8 No opinion 13 "t)u you think the government sliuuld provide him with an offi cial resldcure In Washington?" Yes 40'i, No 41 No opinion 13 On mor point that hsa twen raUvil by pollllral uliaarvari la whalhar giving tit vlr praalriant ninra aaartitlva r alMtniltilltty would In any way vlolala lit ayalm of rha.'aa anil ttalaiu'va aa Uatwaan th iiat'utiv and laglalallv branrhaa of government, titular III ruualllulldn III vlr prvalttant aria aa prcaltllng offlrar of tit aaitat and may rail vol In thai rltamltar In ra of a lie. War he to retain Ihla leg lilallv funrlliin and at III asm lima l given tllrert eaeeullve powera aa prealtlentlal ar.alf.lanl, would Ihla J"p. artlu th liitlepeiiilenr of tit eeitate? e e Aa a general average a prealdenl hae dted In otflre approximately vry SO ara alnr IB4U. The aeven vlr prealdenta who hav taen offtr a praldnl aa a reautl of death are: John Tyler itonk offlr Mali, Ulllard rillmnr tlBSOt. Andrew Johnaun tlSASi, Chatter A. Arthur lIMttt, Theodore Itooeevell ileuli. I'al. vtn iwtnaga ttwaji ana itarry a. Tru man (IMSt. IVIIAr l'M'1.1 SAM TX Th following etiowa how th aalary of the vlr prealtlent rontpatea with that uf Die principle everollve, tegla latlve and Judicial pmllloita In lit ! United Slalea government. Ter Year Prldent S7S.OU0 Chief Juallr ....... .VSon Aaattrlal Juatlrea - u XS duo 8paer of Hour... Xn.otM) Cabinet Member IS. our) Vic I'realdent . IS.boo Senalora . II. Son I'lua allowance for aapeniea .... S.Snu Kepranlllv . . 13.9.) I'lua allowance for eapenaea .... I. Sou Tart Tn. STATIC lly It ON HltOWN Turn those no-ionger-used ar ticles Into cash nowl Herald and News Want Ads are Inexpensive and bring quick results. Klamath Dewey Club LUNCHEON TUES. NOON WI-NEMA HOTEL Dewey Backers Welcome! Pd. Ativ. Klurrnlh lwty Club Darrr.l .Miller. Chairman N'amri In Nwb Kpnrli Rfibndnp (li 7 lUrton We.tcrn Jamboree I'orU of f all Porn of Call Qnltdnm Clam Dave Rnitft Orch.a Mill Hrrth Trio. Hilly Rout MIIH (inn lUrdy MDH rlrMwiwir l.aurMon MIDI Thom-i Itwtr Evening Conrr-rt Fitllnn I.cwli Jr. MBS I'. R. Marine Ban (iueal Star It M lta fanr Allium of Pint Muilc V'wi MR Qulft Flea at i Cannl f Monlt CrliU , tit 11 pcalara HEAR KLAMATH DEWEY CLUB DISCUSSION TONIGHT KFLW - 7:30 p. m. KFJI - 8:30 p. iru Paid Adv. Klamath Dewey Club, Darrrl Miller, Chrmn. The long uwultrd debute between Tom Oewey anil Harold HtnMen will take place tonluhl In Portland coll ceniliiK rJlitsMiu's proposal to out luw the communist party, and the hutir-loiiK discussion will be aired by bolh KIM I and Krl,W. J I w ill receive It (III not and broad cast from II to 7 o'clock, while l.W will transcribe and ro.broiidroat from 8 lo I) p. in. The debate Is ex pected to play a major role In the Oieuou primaries, ami all voters are tuned lo listen. ' a e e "llieakfasl In Hollywood s" good ueliihbor award oil Tuesday morn lug show will (ii lo Mr. and Mrs. Hub Klllolt, oK-inlnr of KlllottV Vlllintn mold in Hold Heacli. HI nrs 1AV Is Die nearest Alio outlet lo (Jold llitti-h, notice was sent here. AccttnlliiK to the Idler sent, by a Clold Uracil resident to AMI.', the Kl llotts gave their best duplex cabin, free unitls, to a couple whose home hud burned down. Ihelr beloiuiluiis Willi It. They will receive all orchid and a radio rtimmciitlatlon from Kiucee tlarry Moore on tomorrow mornings half hour britUmliif at 0:30. a a a A timely llirmr will be pursued when Kdwurd Arnold resumes his portrayal of Alll.'s "Mr. I'realdent." on this evening's show at 0 30 over LW. The chief executive In tills In stance Is confronted with a furth coming' nutlonnl rlet'lioii. at which time a third party Is pMubll.ihctl ad mittedly fur the defeat of one cantt dltlale and thr election of anulhcrl Typical election ballvhoo runs throiiKliuiit the riraiimtlratlon. ... Thtumh w e re a III He late on this for this week, Jl has a new Hatur tluy iiIkIii show, railed "Kavorlte Mtory," which sounds to I really all reel. Through a ixill of the radio and theatre world, the favorite stories uf various stars were select ed, and are d(ainailred from 6 30 to 7 oclock nu Haturtlny evenings. Itouald Coleman does the narrat liut and handles continuity roles at circumstances decree. It will be a regular Hnlunlnv feature and should be food llairumg a And don't forget "Ho You Want to Iatl a lliuid" over l.W at ( 30 tn. night, with amateurs plrked at ran dom from the siudlo audience wav ing the bitUms, Also, the veierwn "lme llnnger provmm Is available on LW s dial sKit at 7 o'clock. The average talker speaks about 00 words a minute; a fast talker often will hit a dip of IN) words er minute. 'am There Is no rum In bay rum. Classified Ads llrtng Iteal Results) GOOD-BYE VALUABLES Nobody invited this fellow to csll and be won c be aniieed but the stuff he's, (king utll be. After such so nwelcom visitor what a grand reeling It li to he Theft and Burglary Iniur eace to make good your loss, T. B. WAITERS 107 So. 7th Ht ' riione 4103 Rppraianllnf HARTFORD ACTNlfcNT and DI M MTV COMI'AMf IUrtfarJ, f'anntffleyt The Alibi Artist ny Karl wiim.of h Da these statements sound fa miliar to you? "Hut the light was green when I started across." Or, "I love to read bus 1 never havt the time'' Or, "I was going to bring those rrxirt but I had to go out of town" All alibis. aiutA you recognlre them the minute yo I hear them. Yet some folks con tinue to scatter them like gross seed and nobody seems able to convince them that you cannot fool all the people all Uie time. Not that there aren't plenty of legitimate alibis, of course. If you break a Im. that's a 34 karat rea son for not at tending the meeting. If your house catchea fire, you've reason to be late for any engagement, nut the real alibi artist has an excuse for every Inpie and if he would apply hul aa much energy toward doing things as he does to making ex cuses for not doing thrm, he'd get 'em done. The worst thing about the alibi habit la you finally get to the point where you're afraid to tackle any thing, tor fear It won't turn out right and yuu will have no alibi to cover yourself, You begin to make alibis tn advance. And from then on. you are strictly behind the eight bull In accomplishing anything worth while. t 1 1 ti Carl Whltlock i I Next Monday Mr. Whltlock T the Earl Whltlock Funeral Horn I will comment on "leadership." ESPECIALLY LISTEN TO KFJI ON THE DATES LISTED BELOW AND Hi Joe Willis, 5176:55 to 7 p. m. U. S. Ballentine, 518 6:40 to 6:45 p. m. Mrs. Lillian Hillis, 5196:35 to 6:40 p. m. Elmer Balsiger, 5206:45 to 6:50 p. m. Paid Political Advertisement By Guy Barton GOT Listen to KFJI 6:00 to 7:00 p. m. and hear DEVEY - STASSEN Debate ORIGINATING FROM KEX, PORTLAND Part of fhli tima wai relinqulthod by Jon Willis, or iginally ichedulod to .peak In bohalf of the. candi dacy of Guy Barton for Shariff. Political Advertisement Paid for by Ouy Barton Committee, J. K. Hmllh, Bccrctury.