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ACI FOUR HERALD AND NEWS. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON tutor MAIA.UI.M IHI.1T Manasias Kdtlar UUtUltlPTION TUl Mm earrtae lrioiilh tl 00 n mail aeontne S4 M 7r jllJZZwinlb ilOO Bi mail J" WW MIMIIta OF TBI AMOCIATID ! TIM Associated Preae I antltlMl escluetvely to th. ua. tor republlralloa o( all th. local o.ers printed In tale Bear. paper, a wall at all AP nawa. fnlaratf M aaond else, manor at tHa poaiorflco of Kleraath alU. Ora. oa Aunul so luce undar act of contr.ee. Stares IBIS Today's Roundup Bj MALCOLM EPLEV ATOUTHTUL uprising- against dirt hi been started here. Testerday, memberi of the Art end Latin club af the high Khool called tome of us to a meeting at tne cnamoer 01 coalmen aim told u they vera ready to do something about cleaning up Klamath Falls. They laid that rubbish and dirt on the streets and soot flying in the air are things about their home town that they don't like, and that they want to do their part tn Improving the general ap pearanc of th community. They already had some posters made, some Jingles written, and other publicity material ready to hurl at the adult public In a elean-up week campaign In lata a It The kids said they had observed that a careless public-Including high school students-is responsible for a lot of ths down-town rubbish problem through the Indiscriminate throwing of paper and other waste material on ths streets. Bottles that are left by drunks have been noted by the youngsters as one of ths unpleasant evidences at publlo carelessness hereabouts. They would like to see enforcement of an ordinance against throwing paper and other rubbish on the streets. They would like to see more waste contain ers placed along the business streets, with regular emptying of these receptacles and a determined effort to educate the public to use them. These are Just a few of the Ideas advanced by these public-spirited youngsters In a meeting that was one of the most refreshing and Interesting I Bars attended In a long time. It was likewise the most encouraging development In antl-dlrt sentiment that has been In evidence here In years. If the boys and girls of the city !-- CPLCT are getting fed up. It Is about time for all of us to take a hitch In our belts and set about doing some thing about making tills a cleaner city. Oo to It, kids. 000 Losing Face IT may be simple hindsight on our part, but H is quite clear now that Oeneral MacArthur should have kept out of the republican presidential nomina tion Jockeying now going on. Oeneral MacArthur happens to be at Uie controls of the Allied administration in a country where "face" has tremendous significance. He has enjoyed great prestige In Japan, and that has made his ad ministration of affairs over there notably effective. His serious defeat In two Important state primaries on the presidential nomination question will not be overlooked by the Japanese. It may have serious effects on the work that he Is assigned to do In Japan. The general's decision to let his enthusiastic supporters over here get him Into the nomination battle was Ill-starred, and especially unfortunate under his particular situation. It Is true, of course, that the vote had nothing to do with public opinion of or public support for Oeneral MacArthur's administration In Japan, where he is doing a grand Job. But the Japanese may not choose to see It that way. a a Notes From The Pocket File STASSEN victories In Wisconsin and Nebraska primaries bring smiles to faces of such local Blassen stalwarts as Phil Hitchcock and Paul Lee , , . Lskeview people believe their town has a popu lation of 3800 now, as against 346 in 1W0 . . . Bill Ntskanen of Bend told the highway Interim com mittee that Western Oregon gets too many super highways while Central Oregon "wallows In dust and mud" . . . Black snow critics say that In some places, the familiar song ought to be called. "I'm Dreaming of a Black Christmas" . . . Bad spring weather hss the farmers a little taut . . . One outfit has a whole battery of equipment ready to spring at the soil, and when conditions are right, they'll be going night and day. Senator Hugh Butler of Nebraska, who 'was a supporter of Senator Taft in yesterday's primary election. Is now well known In Klamath . . . He was head of the committee which came here last summer to Investigate tne Indian reservation. Taft ran a poor third tn the primary ... He opposed farmer subsidies among farmers, which shows a lot of cour age but probably didnt help win any votes . . . Med tord and Roseburg. which are always complaining about not having any trains, have ene compensation they dont have dogs howling at trains In the night . . . Civic leaders and editors do the howling over there. Boyle's Column Thomas Jefferson Was The First "Gadaet Lover" In U.S. MTV I Br HAL BOYLE HTW YORK. MV-Thomas Jeffer son, born 305 years ago today, would hare driven the modern housewife to distraction. He was with the possible excep tion of Benjamin Franklin the first (reat American "gadget lover." Be owned a small mountain and an It he built a home that was the real passion of his life. He called H Montl eelk) "Little Mountain" end he filled H and the fields around tt with his gad gets. Tom designed the bouse him- self. Wouldn't fe? . have a bedstead 1 .-J 4 IV.. n1. Illf OMSK beds in alcoves HAL BOYLE built Into the wall masonry. He hauled his own bed up to the cell ing during the day so it would be ut of his way. Dumb Walter He installed the first dumb waiters ever seen in America so he could peed his wine up from the base ment. He Invented a plough, a hemp brake for a threshing machine, a lock-dock for laying up vessels, a folding ladder and a revolving chair. He imported the first "speedometer" to America an odometer to clock how far hit carriage traveled. What wife would like to live with a man who kept the skull of a mast odon tn the house? Tom did. He also kept a daily record of the temperature from boyhood to death and he lived to be (3. He could check back and tell for every year of his life when each type of tree came to bloom, when he saw the first robin, when it rained, snowed, froze or thawed. He introduced Merino sheep to America and was the first to try to (row nectarines, oranges and pome granates in Virginia. Had silk worms, too. ' Many Books He had so many books around the place he finally sold them to the library. He had a different rasor tor each day of the week and wrote more than 1300 letters a year some say 10.000. Besides his house be designed the buildings for the University of Vir ginia and the writing desk on which he composed the first draft of the Declaration of Independence. He never quit building on his house always tearing one part down and putting up something new. Like a lot of husbands who say they like their homes he spent a lot of time away. In fact he spent al most 40 years away In public service "giving everything I love for every thing I hate." But Jefferson kept coming back always to the big house in which his wife died in 1183. ten years after their marriage. She had asked him never to marry again. He didn't. He lived 44 years as a widower. He was of simple habits himself but Inordinately generous. He went through two fortunes, had to bor row money to leave Washington after two terms as president, and died (40.000 in debt, leaving his elderly daughter penniless. His home, on which he lavished the care of a lifetime, sold for $3500 a few years later. It fell into decay. His drawing room was used to store grain. In 1833 Jefferson M. Levy, nephew of the man who bought Monticello for $3500. sold It for (500.000 to the Thomas Jefferson memorial foundation, which has completed it restoration. More than 300.000 people visit It annually. Jefferson Is buried there. He had wanted an obelisk over him no more than six feet high. Con gress put one up twice that high. Overrode his last veto. jTclling ! The Editor SIDE GLANCES tew, law sv i eeenca He. V are, u a ,T cr 4-14 "One dress, $49.95 nope. I'm not going to fall in lovt Tor a long tune! The Doctor Says Rheumatic Fever Mystery l.altara prlotrS ttra an) aal be ..arer l.aa aas werta. mnt ba errtlle. lerlalr ONK SIDE af Ua CROWD SPOKANE, April 1 UP) The largest single day crowd to p a s s through the Freedom train west of the Mississippi river viewed the his toric documents here yesterday. The day's visitors numbered 10,188 per sons. The train's next stop is at Coeur d'Alene. Ida. VETERINARY MEDICINE Practice of veterinary medicine and surgery originated In France to save horses Injured In war, accord ing to the Encyclopedia Bri tannics. ' papar, aa. aaaet pa el(net Or ISa I rerreet NAMK AND ADDtESS af lae writer. Cealrie. liana fallaarms I Iheee rala i't er.-renlt welremeS. On School Case BONANZA. Ore. tTo the Editor) It has come to my notice that we have a couple of very patriotic members on the county school board, that they have tired the superintendent of schools on the pretext that it was for the best In terest of the school system, later that Mr. Ashley could not get along with some of the teachers, j - i Now I am only a small potato among a lot of big cheeses and I presume I ought to keep my mouth shut in regard to this matter. Never theless, with permission of the edi tor, I would like to express my views, to wit: If Mr. Ashley could not get along with some of the teachers, it Is com mendable and to his credit. In the misty past I have seen teachers who were better suited to sit In a rock ing chair and knit socks than to teach school. Furthermore. Mr. Ashley is en titled to know the real reason why he was requested to resign. And the public It entitled to know also. If a man Is made out of soft soap he can probably get along with everybody, but that Is not the kind of a man the people want In public office. Respectfully yours. Sondre Romtvedt, Bonanaa. By EDWIN P. JORDAN'. M. D. Written for NEA Service Rheumatic fever Is a serious dis ease most common in childhood and youth. It was a serious problem in the armed forces in both World wars. Although it shows many signs of an infection, the cause has so far escaped discovery. With modern methods of study available, how ever, there is renewed hope for find ing the cause. The fact that the cause is not known, however, Interferes seriously with prevention and trentmcnt. Knowledge of the exact cause would be of tremendous help in knowing 1 what to do to prevent people from : getting rheumatic fever, and ot j course would aid In developing Im proved methods of treatment. Rheumatic fever does not always start in the same way. A typical at tack, however, comes on suddenly with pain, swelling, and redness in one or more Joints, rapidly Jumping from one Joint to another. Fever is usually present. NO DAMAGE TO JOINTS Although the joints are generally involved, they are not permanently damaged by the disease as tney are in some forms of arthltls. When the Joints recover they seem to be Just as good as ever. I The most serious effects of rheu matic fever are on the heart. Rheu matic fever attacks the valven on the Inside of the heart and the muscles of the heart Itself. Even in light cases, a murmur of the heart may be left but this I not neces sarily a sign of serious danger to life or future health. Treatment is not too satisfactory. Those who are afflicted must l confined to bed during the acute stage of the illness. Drugs called salicylates (which Include aspirin) by mouth, and oil of wlntenrreen externally have been used for many years and are still commonly em ployed. The outcome of a ca - Is a high ly Individual matter. The future can be decided only after thorough Bank Clearings Continue To Rise PORTLAND, April 14 lPh Bank clearings here and In Eugene and Salem continued to rise In the first three months of this year above the levels set In the same period of 1M7. The federal reserve bank report ed Portland bank clearings were up T per cent over a year ago. They totaled $1,841,649,000 against Sl.493.Blf.000 a year ago. Salem banks reported H64.386.000 compared with $150,680,000 In 1947. Eugene reported $150,433,000 com pared with $139357,000 last year. knowledge of the course of the dis ease and careful examination of the heart itself. a NOTE: Dr. Jordan Is unable to answer individual questions from readers. However, each day he will answer one of the most frequently asked questions in his column. THE DOCTOR ANSWERS QUESTION: What can be done for a running ear In a 14-year-old boy? ANSWER: Most likely cause of a running ear Is a chronic Infection in the so-cullcd "middle ear." Tills can be surcesafully treated by sulfa drugs or penicllllt' or an operation. In some cases, however, no treat ment has been entirely satisfactory. Tribal Meet Falls Short The Klnmnth Indian tribal busi ness committee, or half of It. at tempted a meeting Tuesday at Klamath Agency, but only four of the eight members showed up. Five Is a quorum and consequent ly no business could be transacted. Wade Crawford. Ida Crawford. June Poltras and Joe Ball appeared for the meeting, but the other four members. Boyd Jackson. Jesse 1-ee Kirk. Dice Crane and James John son, did not appear. Jackson and Kirk are In Washington, D. C. as tribnl delegates. This attempted meeting Is t h e second tried since new members were elected to the business commit tee several month ago. STATIC By JOY BIGGS Monday we thought that spring had sprung. I wi ablaut;, ur uiuyuc auruug. out winters cling is not unciung;; We feel Its Icy prong. With a gay. bold disregard for the caprices of the weather man, at the first real wink from Old Sol we sent our winter coat to the cleaner what shivering fools w mortals be. It pays to Use the Want-Ads I IIADIO PHOGHAMS WEDNESDAY EV KELW-1450 ke. S.-ae Sparta Lloaap S:1S Bibi Tawa Nawa t:ft tterli Nawa Suaaaaarre : Vax rap ABC :4a " IS :5S " 1:asTha Lana Hangar ARC 7:fo rrrtldent Truman ABC S:M Abboll A Caalalla ABC S:lo Graacaa Mara Sbaw ABC slat " " t:M Bins Cr.ibr Sbaw ABC t:lft " - HI Itar Tkaalra ABO S:l " H:a turiaai Halatiaa IS:lt " -1M Jaa Balakmaa Orck. ABC l:tS ll.-MNawa Sammarr llrts Talataaal 11:1 " !!: llsit " E., APRIL 14 KFJI 124 ke. Gabrlal Haatlar Mtl Qaja thaw' AraanS Tawn Namea In Nawa Mporu Round-op Dinntr panrc Grctorr Haad If BI Claco KIS MBS What'a Nama al laas If Bt Pallrana SparUmanahlp fa Canaar. Hill? Basa, Haraatbata MBB Glrnn Hard 7. Nawa MBB Tanaa tap Knaw" Hcra'a la Vau l.anl al lha Praa Hat rallan Lawia Jr. MBS Albam af rina Mafia" Warli Srrrlra Maria Hall MBS Slaag Saraaafa MBt Nawa MBt :! It : 1:M 1:1a 1M 1:4S t:M l:lt a 45 t:M It t a t 4 laaa 10:11 la if 1S:IS 1P:n ll 11:111 11JI 11:W THURSDAY A. M, APRIL 15 vara la in a Mara" farm Para Nawa. Braakfaal XfUlan Bab Willi" Jamas Abba ABO 7-rka Mannrra Ann Braakfaal Clob ABO Vlnranl l.apaa Orrb. Mamarabla Maile Br'bfaal la Hall) waaf ABC Oalan DrabaABC Maale af Manballana Mr Trna Blary ABO Mlnlalnra ranrarl Stap ant tkap" Ramamahara Maur Baakhaia Talklnr ABO atkal and Albarl ABC rLW r.alara Mnalral lavallla Oa Tba rarm Pranl F. Hamlnawar, Nrwi MBt RUa ant Shlna MBt flraollna Nawa tool Ruya" Cell Rrawn MBt laahlan Plaabra" Mrmarr Mnatc Favarllaa at Vaalardav Kala Smllk tpaaka MRt Vlrtar B. I.lnf lahr MBt Maraint Matlnaa" Sana af lha Planaara film Hardr. Nawa MBt Marian Pram Mlllara Vnnlh On Paradr" MUrha Barr Oreha Bappr Oanr MR I Qaaaa Par A Bap MRS KPJI Faalora THURSDAY r. M., APRIL 15 KFLW 1450 kc lt:M Nawa, Naaa Idlllan 11:11 Pariaaa Sldawalk Skaw I3:ltraal Whitamaa Clab ABC IX:4S " l:p Claadla 1:15 KL'HS Edaeallanal Pirn MtTraaaarr Band Shaw ABC IKS " " : larprkaa Parkaga ABC 1:15 " J IJ Baddp TwlM ABC 1:1 Brlda and Graaro ABC S:4S " " l aa Ladlaa Ba taalad ABC S:M Salan Cancart" III ' 4:MHaadllna Kdillaa ABC 4:IS Raqoaatfallr Vaora 4 4:l " " :M " " ft:lt Tarrp and Iba Plralaa ABC la Sbp Klnc ABC SltS KFJI mo ke. Nama Banda llradllna Nawa Your Janca Tanaa Markat-I.lrattoch' Afternoon Concert Johnaon family MBS Klamath Theatre Matinee Newt, Loral Hrarl'a Deilre MBt Hollywood Paverltee MBt Readrireua In Parla Rlrky'a Reqneat Tea Dance Living With God" laltoa Lewie MBB Franh Hemingway MBt Paialng Parade MBS Band Cancer!" 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Newe MBt Dramae af Medicine Let'e Dance Newe Scope MRS Fulton Lewie MBS Albam of Fine Maale I.aare It To fllrla MBt tleap lerenade MBt Nawa MBt KFJI Prelate Had we known then what we know now at all good mystery stories begin we would- have told you to listen specially to Mr. Presi dent Monday night- They were trying to give Oregon to England and we got quite excited about the slanderous things said about our state In argument for this poor suggestion. We're sure glad Mr, President scotched such skullduggery. The World Today Ur nrwrrr mackknik AT Forvliii Affntri AiimIi Chechoslovakia Is pursuing lo Hit bitter end her postwar policy of le mming all Germans f rum Iter wont ein boundary sou so Hint they can't Riliiltt be a threat tu her r rurity as they were III '311 - and who ran blnme her. It's going on 10 yeius slnr your columnist reHrted the linimp'iiil llitlerlan procession over flower- strewn road a Into little C t e choslovak la't Sudeten land which had been handed the fuehrer by the weak-kneed allies at lite Munich confer, ence. In t h e public square of the ancient city of Eger I stood on a reviewing . , platform and heard the naxl chief's harsh gut turals pour out throtipti loudspeak er; to the great crowd of rltlrrua: "Egerlanderal Never attain will thin land be torn away from the relrh. Over the Orrnmii. the grent er Oerman relrh. He the sheltering Oertimn shield and the protecting German sword. You. vourselves, are part of this protection . . ." Furious Reporter As I llsieiieil In disgust In tills predlrtlnn, which went so sour on the fuehrer, tn Associated Prevs photographer snapped a picture of me when I wasn't looking. A col league ran across that picture tip In the AP news photo llbrarv a couple of davs ago and showed tt to me. It was the likeness of a reorter who was furious enough to ftttht a fact which I'm proud to record here. But to get bark tn our muttons' When Hitler overran Crerhoslo vnkle a little later In the World war. there were In the Rudelrnlaild close to 3.000 ono Germans, and per haps another half million In Crerhoslnvakla. These people, true to their blood, helped betray Crerh. oslovakla to the enemv. Came the end of the war and tbe Prngue gov ernment swore a mlrhlv oalh that this never should happen again. The Cwrh authorities began forth with tn deal with the situation and br the middle of l4T more than 1.000 000 Germans had been thrown back Into Germanv. Most of these crime from the Sudetenland. and thev were replaced bv Cwhs Since then other Germans have lieen sent bark or have been trans ferred to var'oua psrts of Crrcho. Slovakia, until there remains only "00 000 mostly skilled workers -in the northwest and southwest border areas of Crechoslovakla. The Prague government had decreed that they also must move. The Gallup Poll Conservative-Liberal Tag Means Little l MM Ltaaooana. ajuawtrVotl llv l.hOlttir: tiAU.IT Director, American liinllltilp of I'lilillo Opinion I'HlNl.'imiN, N. J April 111 -Comparatively lew Voters III the United Funics have iiiaile up their minds as lo whether atirh citnill iliilca aa Harold K. Hlniurii, Arthur II. Vuiiili'iiberg, Joseph K. Murtln itiid Kobert A. Taft are cmtM'iva llves or liberals- terina which, n( course, menu different things to different people. Hut among lite voters who have formed a Judgment mi t lit sulilerl, the weight of opinion la that Tail. Governor Thomas E. Dewey and Martin ate con servatives along with stii'li men us Senator I lurry P. Hyril, tlem. carat, of Vir ginia; General Douglas M a c Arthur and, to a leaser extent. Senator V a n deitberg. President Irti man. Henry A. Wallace. Hecretary of Htnla tleoriie Mnrshall and Htasseu are tainted by more voters as liberals than as i-olitervatlves. Theae altitudes are brought to lllilil In a roast-tn-ronst survey designed to teat the public's own Ideas about Hie i-iinsri'viitlve-lliicriil split In American pnllltrs. Karh voter was asked to tell In his own words what he considers a con servative In polities and a liberal. All voters were then asked: "Do you eonaiiler the following men to be llfteral or roiieervatlvo In their political views?" The list follows: Henry Wullure Harry Truman George Marshall Maiold MttiAsen A. Vaiidenberg Douglas MacArthur Thomas Drwry Earl Warren Hubert Taft Joseph Martin L. Maltnuamll Harry Ilyrd Perhaps the outstanding about the alune vote Is the t percentage of people w ho, in most cases, are undecided. The names jjiberal and conservative are terms iVhlch apparently have compara tively little meaning to the gtent i bulk of the American voting Htpu I lation. In fact, approximately 40 per cent j of the voters were unable to give a description of what they meant bv me irriiia biiiioukii aiiiuc ui uirno No. I lb t an.. a..u 41'. -t M". 30 35 39 30 3'i 4 31 III HO '.'0 30 M It .IS t 15 37 41 13 It 1 9 40 M 33 70 13 H3 5 IB 77 thing large were ready enoiiuh In use Hit words us lulii'ls. Among the oilier AO per cent the principal definition given for coiuei'vallvo Is "caiilloiu, goes slow, careful," while liberal is de fined mainly aa "III favor rtf chiiiiue." allliniwh a siibslnnllal iiiiinlier think of a lllierul aa some one who Is "too free with other people's money." Approsliiiutely two-thirds of the voters polled were willing to classify themselves when asked, "Do you consider yourself to be a conserva tive or a liberal In your political views" They divide aa followb: Consider theiuselven conserva tive 3 Consider themselves liberal 3D Undecided The two self-rliisslfletl groups have aoiiiewliut different views ss lo which canilldnlrs are liberal and which conservative. U was found that cuuservallvea lor people who classify Iheiiisehea aa couservallveai claim Hcuatnr Vaiiileiibeig aa a conservative, while liberals claim him as a I lire nil A similar ailualioii la found hi Hit case of Stasseti and Mecretary Mar shall. The vote follows: Voters vVIiii Ciinaldrr Themselves t'ottecrvallves . No. ' I. lb. l ane. earn. Wallace f'i 40 " Truman 4b 33 33 Marshall 3U 3D 30 Mlnuiru . 31 33 47 Valltlelltirrg IB 40 43 Mar Arthur 19 tl 33 Dewey 17 f3 30 Warren 10 30 70 Tall 14 49 37 .Martin . t 37 Aft Hiiltonstall . t U 71 Ilyrd 0 33 73 Voters Who Conahlrr Themerlves Liberals Wallace Trintiuti Mar.lir.il Hlassen Vanttehberg MarArihur Dewey Warren Taft Martin Haltnustall Ilyrd I lb. t'eaa. . f.tl'1. 8 311 a 49 33 It fl 33 37 3a 18 44 37 37 M 3D 46 31 34 44 33 37 1ft SI 10 f9 31 13 33 it 10 l 74 34 U RENT CUT MAROATE. Eng . April 14 James Younger. 30. Informed a rent tribunal that his family Is sleeping five In a bed a double bed. He said he and his wife and a seven-month-old baby sleep at one end, two young sons at the other. The tribunal cut his rent from ta a week to 13. Vox Pop personalities. Parks Johnson and Warren Hull arrived In Paris Monday and their first European broadcast will be heard on ABC net Wednesday, April 31. Vox Pop from London Is timed j for April 28. Returning aboard the i SS America, passengers and crew ; members will be Interviewed by i Johnson and Hull on the May t broadcast. ; "Marlon From Miller's" Is heard at 10:19 a.m. Thursdays over JI, ' Jack Keating says not at 10:30 as has been advised. "John R" On The Funny Side PITTSBURGH. April 14 'PI "Tubby the Clown," a striking double for John L. Lewis, relaxed over his candy-making today while the United Mine Workers presi dent faced an Injunction violation charge at Washington. "Tubby," whose proper name la John R. Thomas, resembles Lewis so much that even hard-boiled miners mistake him for their lead er. Re has the same shaggy black eyebrows, silvering hair and pug nacious Jsw. In fact, he's better known around his neighborhood ss "John L. Lewis" than John R. Thomas. "Of course, I get a big kick out of It," said Thomas, 61-year-old retired postal clerk. Comedy comes naturally because he has been an amateur clown 30 years as a sideline. "I'd rather be a clown than a coal miner, he laughed, with his 210 pounds heaving heartily. ,rWhen you're laughing with the kiddles, you're In heaven." Stmt Changrd Ole Austad and E. J. Blind, who purchased Patterson an-' Sons paint store st 1339 E. Main one and one half years ago, Wednesday an nounced that the name of the es tablishment has been changed to the A. and B. Paint and Wallpaper store. It pays to Use the Want-Ads! HOTELS OSBORN HOLLAND M flKNK. OKK. MrliniltD riioroughly Modern Mi eod No. i s Sarlep THE ALE THAT K OUTSELLS THEM ALL! Prime favorite with rhautaneit who prefer ale, Columbia Ale hat that touch of lha brew matter's art which makes ft distinctly different. Try a bottleal Lassie, the bark on ABC's Bunday noon show, gets about 500 letters a week, her owner, Rudd Weather- wax, says. 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