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PACE FOUR HERALD AND NEWS, KLAMATH FALLS, ORECON SATURDAY, MARCH 20, 1V4I - (HANK JENKINS editor HM.COL.M ICPl.r.Y Managing Editor Znlarad aa aecond elaaa matter at Uie paalofnca of Klamath Falia. Or., on Aufvut w iwoe. undat act oi eongrasa. Karoo in MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED rtESl To Associated Preaa U antltlad axcluttvaly to tho tua for rapubllralloo of all tha local nawa prlnlad In thta mwi paper, aa wall a all AP nawa. Pelicans have hud a grand season on the maple court, and thnt Wayne Bcolt and hti boys deserve our heartiest eheera when they return from the wart at Eugene. A gang thnt wasn t given an outside chance at Uie stnrt o( the season has done right well by Itself. and by us. These Days UUaVRtPTlON RATES! month Si 00 B mall . monll S100 By mail . caoDtha 94 M aar SaOO Today's Roundup By MALCOLM F.PLEY A FACTOR In the rather slow start of the Klamath Red Cross campaign U reported to be an un friendly attitude toward the Red Cross on the part of soma war veterans. We have never heard much clear-cut evidence against the Red Cross from veterans, but we do know that some of them speak against It and their expres sions obviously Influence many people. We will not question the sincerity of those expressions, but It Is our belief that veterans who think carefully about the im portant work program of the Red Cross (and especially the Klamath chapter) lor veterans themselves and their families, will refrain from carrying an old grudge Into this current situation. The Red Cross here has a big Job to do for veterans, as the re cently published budget figures show. We have a large veteran EPLET population made even larger by the fact that the Oregon Vocational school, with a 90 per cent veteran enrollment, operates In this community. We are convinced that the Klamath chapter staff Is determined to render a valuable service to this veteran population. If the atmosphere can be cleared of this sentiment engendered by veterans, the Red Cross campaign can be carried through to the point where it can adequately finance the services the chapter here should render to the men and women of World War II. a a a New Bui Service SUBSTANTIALLY reduced fares and more schedules will be introduced on the Klamath-Reno bus run on April 1 by the Greyhound Bus company, which has taken over the line from the O. C. and N. The new schedule will make it possible for people living at the points between here and Reno to leave their homes for Klamath Falls, and return, on the same day something which has not been possible under the old schedule It Is also Important that the new schedule to Reno toes right on through to Southern California, providing a new bus route from the Northwest to the Southland via Klamath Falls and Reno. These changes are all advantageous to this entire rea. o A Good Season BABIES born at Klamath Falls hospitals these days will have a reminder, when they grow up, of the troublous times in which they made their advent in this world. For our newspaper now mails to each child's parents a small photographic reproduction of the front page of the paper on the day of the child's birth. Across the top are the words: "This was the news of the world on the day you were born." Looking at these interesting little mementoes, we cannot help but wonder what these youngsters will some day think of the adult population of the world at the time of their arrival. From the distance of the years, will it look good or bad. Ignorant or enlightened, sage or stupid? One fears that today's front pages full of world news look as If somebody has made a mess of things. But what worries us as we envision these grown-up babies looking at the mementoes is whether their own world will be orderly and peaceful and happy enough for them to make some comparisons that put us in an unfavorable light. We hope it is. o a a Memento For Babies KLAMATH'S Pelicans have come through the tour nament at Eugene as consolation winners. We feel, of course, that if they hadn't been "off" in that first game, they would have been there in the finals, and the margins of their consolation victories support that thought. But putting that aside, it must be said that the By liKOKUK K. SOKOLSKY What It Amounts To "pHK tremendous barrage of war propaganda is de I signed to arouse the American people to the truth, long undisclosed, that the United States, in spite of the tremendous sacrifices of our people, did not win the last war. A war Is only won when the peace Is won. We won battles, but we lost the peace. We lost It at Teheran, Yalta, Potsdam and Sim Francisco. We did not lose It in Prague a week or so ago; we lost it In the White House during the war. So, we have to face the cold fact that we may have to start all over again. That is the meaning of the Forrestal conference at Key West : It Is the meaning of President Truman's sudden speech to the congress; it is the meaning of all the excitement. Soviet Russia for a year has been engaged In a cold war with the United States. The objective of that war was the conquest of Central Europe, North China and Manchuria and Inroads into Western Europe via Italy and France. The two conflicting forces were, on behalf of Soviet Russia, the cominform. the international communist party, existing In every country; on behalf of the United States, ERP or the Marshall plan and the United Nations. a a Russia Makes Progress SOVIET RUSSIA has made definite progress during Hie cold war She moved her line westward from the Oder to the Elbe. Including in her area Hungary and Czechoslovakia: in China and Korea, the commu nist forces made great strides. However, the program has not been altogether successful. France resisted In roads and remarkably produced a sound government. Italy remains uncertain until April 18. Korea has not been conauered. The United States and Oreat Britain have not been pushed out of Berlin. Chiang Kai-shek ! has stood like Gibraltar when it was expected he would crumple like dust. Nevertheless, the Russians have shown great strength, a definite creative force, a decision to produce a universal state, at whatever cost, in Europe and Asia. This Eurasian state Is still in the making. The role of the United States has been complex. Politically It has not been possible for those In charge of government to admit that the whole of Roosevelt's foreign policy was a tragic, costly and perhaps Irre parable mistake. Those In control of government were his coadjutors In error. They tried to save what they could of it, but day by day. Teheran. Yalta. Potsdam and San Francisco plague them, particularly the Idiotic Morgenthau plan, the dual plan In Palestine, the double-dealing with Chiang Kai-shek. The Marshall plan of economic assistance became involved in the Truman doctrine, the latter sound if also applied to China, the former sound only If a political union developed in Western Europe. a a a a Strides In Policy SIDE GLANCES opto. t av tar MwW aaa. t. era a. a ear per. $7o "I'll go with you steady only on condition that you change your name to Joe Montmorency won't fit In my diary!" NEVERTHELESS, strides were made in American policy. The people discovered that the build-up given Stalin and Soviet Russia in this country since 1933 has been false and damaging to America. While national consciousness has not been aroused to a fervor equal to that of Soviet Russia, the American people have rediscovered their own country. Communists have no longer a free ride in the United States or in Great Britain or France. Fellow-travelers are marked fouL Secondly, the United Nations has proved a failure, as some of us foretold. It is capable neither of making the peace nor of preventing war. It has degenerated Into a ta Driest. The American people, while not ready to give It up, place less dependence upon it Inter nationalism no longer Is popular. This country is on the defensive. If we have to fight again, we shall fight for the United States of America. That is a tremendous gain. Finally, we have come through the aftermath of the war, economically sounder than almost anyone antici pated. And that is what counts. The next war, like the last, will be an industrialist s war. Whoever can pro duce the means of destruction in the greatest quantities and of the most devastating quality will win in the end. Therefore, we need not fear that is. If once we set our minds upon the target. Our target for a long time to come will be Soviet Russia. This is what, In simple terms, President Truman is trying to tell us. statu: By EDNA KILLMEYKK RADIO PHOUItAMS SATURDAY EVE, MARCH 20 KFLW 1450 kc. :HJ ftp)iu aWntip :u " Hometown Ntwi fata World iNewi bimnirr oaiurda hicai Ham :4ii ciciso Me pari e.-vt Uancoimtrft AttC Boa Mill and fia 8:001 be L.en lunger AOt t;dv bammjr Kac Mate Cnauip ship Game ItM " " :I6 " : " t:5 " 10;tMi tar d oil Melodin iv:l& " " V:MI Joe Belcbman Orca. ABC 10 4 " lliWrNtwi Summarr 11:06 XeledBcet 11:1ft 11:4 " Kf JI 1240 kc. sport Beandop O inner liance aim Shew Keep .Up With Klde UBS Klamath Temple All star Htm Shew MBS John Holaban Orcb. Mil 5 atioot the ttorki Glena Hardy, Newi KB 8 Dink Teinpleton MB reiia Oino HUH Wewi Scope -HUB Jimmy ttiaee Urcta. MBS Lj,iin American Muaic ttaiti lempoe Eddie Howard Orcb. Htl.ic Hall MBS Sleep Serenade MBI New. KBI SUNDAY A, JVL, MARCH 21 S:MFin Arte quartet ABC S:l& " S:3V Break fait Edition Newt 8:45 Church to tho H lid wood tt.OU " 0:1ft Bible AadltorlBia af Air :s0 Calvary Ecboco :4&(iuetvt Star lt:Wl Forcicn Be porter ABC 10:15 Keillor at Homo ABC 10:30 National Vctpcri ABC 10:45 " " 11:00 Preibyterlan Chatch iitia M 1 1 :xo " 11.45 - urKatu Muvdr Glen Gray C'ata Lome Sunday morning Convert Pilgrim Boar MBS Lutheran Hour MBS Glenn Hardy, Newi MBS Commander Scott MBS John Uart Trio London String Quartet Island Melodiet Fashion Hat-bet Bill Cunningham MBS Canary Pet Show MBS SUNDAY P. M., MARCH 21 1!M Linic ABC .Newi' 1:I6 Sam Pettlnglll ABC J2:8 Sunday Serenade ABO 12:45 " 1:0(1 Sound Of r ABC 1:10 Met. Opera Audlllont ABC :00 Treasury Agent ABC 1:80 Counterspy ABC 8:00 Symphony of Melody 1:30 Greatest Story ABC 4:M Detroit Symphony ABC 4:30 4:45 " M fi:0fl Stop the Ma tie ABC B:lO " Theatre Matinee ttalpb Ginsberg Orcb. 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M, MARCH 22 KFJ1 1240 kc. Musical Keveille KFLW 1450 kc, :I5 6 A. M. Serenade" 6:30 " 6:45 Farm Fare 7:00 .News, Breakfast Edition f.li Charlie's Koandup 7:30 James Abbe ABC 3:43 Zeke Manners ABC 8:00 The Breakfast Club ABC 8:30 ' m 8:45 " lt:00The Three Suns 0:13 Frank Parker Show :30Bkfsl. In Hollywood ABC 10:00 Galen Drake ABC 10.15 Dial Fun 10:30 My True Story ABC 10:43 " 10:35 Miniature Concert 11:00 Slop A Shop 11:13 The Listening Post ABC 11:10 Men Behind Melody 11:45 Ethel and Albert ABC F. Hemingway, Newt MBS some mbs News, Headline Today's Best Buys tedi Brown MHS rashion Flashes Favorites of sesterday Claude Thornfalll Orch Kate Smith Speaks MBS Victor H. Llndl.br MBS Morning Matinee Hons of Pioneers Glenn Hardy, News MBS H hat's New" Say It With Musle MBS La Pointe'a at If Bob Eberly Sings Queen For ADay MBI MONDAY P. 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Taylor MRS Fulton Lewis Jr. MRS Album of Fin Music Sons O Guns Golden Gloves Boul MRS New KfJI Feslir The pretty lsss above has two spe cial talents, as If just being pretty weren't enough. She's Edith Evans, a former ballerina turned siimer. She will make her bid for a Metro politan Opera contract this Sunday at 1:30 p. m. on the Met's Opera Auditions of the Air. You can hear it over KFLW. o A special series of sacred pro grams will be heard through Holy Week and will be carried from 3:30 Ui 3:45 p. m. each day on KFLW Four or five outstanding musical selections will be heard on each pro gram. Topics of the programs for the week will be "The Day of Judg ment." Monday; "The Day of Con troversy, Tuesday; "The Day of Silence." Wednesday; "The Day of Farewells." Thursday; "The Day Suffering." Friday, and "The Day of Darkness," Saturday. o o o The A basketball championship game from Eugene will be heard t approximately 8.45 tonight on KTLW. . a "The Greatest Story Ever Told" (Sunday. 3:30 p. m l this week will tell the story of "The Betrayal and the Crucifixion." It's a fine Sun da) program on KFLW. . A new net proKram, "Stop the Music," one solid hour of music and prizes and sue!., makes Its debit oer KFLW f-om 5 to 6 p. m. Sun day. It's one of I hose loni?-dlstanre-cell-to-a-lucky-Mstener thlnijs com pute with a "mystery tune." The prize on this one is a $1000 savings bond. a a Down the way at KFJI, the sec ond in a new oulz series, "Quiz of Two Cities," will be aired over Mu tual this Sunflav from 7:30 to 8 p m. Los Angeles and Snn Fran cisco are the two cities who square off In this show a a JI has another comparatively new show. "Background for Btnrdom." an Erskine Johnson scries. It's at 9:15 p m., Sunday, and features big n.ime Hollvwood guests who dip back Into the vears to tell the story behind the story of their success. a a a It's finally come to this: now we hpve a radio Joke bookl Milton Berle will bring some of the ditties from his Joke book, "Out of My Trunk." to the airways Monday it 11:16 a. m. on KFLW and ABC on this week's broadcast of the "Lis tening Post." Squirrels And Birds To Be Well Fed CASCADE SUMMIT, March 20 Springtime- will soon be here and Summit residents are readying their fiee lunch -ounters for birds and animals. During wintertime the . V. Ariklsons serve the birds free meals on a platform outside the kitchen window and in summer they have the handouts In a blrdhouse style feeder. Odell Summit lodiie has a block of tallow on a ledge tacked on to a pine tree and the buds have done away with about half of It. Mary E. Moore has a short order stand for chipmunks and squirrels In the sunny days but It Is closed In the winter and the squirrels come to the bark 1oor for their dally ra tions. Other summer home owners have birdhouses and picnic stands foi the feathery creatures and ground feeders for squirrels and chipmunks. It Is a fact that the vet wild creatures become used to the people who feed them and actually sit and beg If the eats are not out or. time. One little chipmunk had th nerve to take his bread and cheese, lick off the cheese and put the bread on a limb for the blue Jays. Then when the donor bawled him out for it, he sat and chattered back at her. The chipmunks also have a car dinal rule that only one eats hn fill at a time and the others sit around until he Is through, then the next one takes his turn. One ate so fast he got the hiccups and the others gathered around trying to console him. going back to their eating when he came out of It. Only problem Is 10 keep the food away from the rats, which have a ten dency to show up once in a while. The World Today ny SKlltll) AltNR AP Foreign Affairs Analyst ReurUer Says Wallace "Dope" MEMPHIS, Tenn, March 20 lI'i Henry Wallace was characterized as plain, everyday dope" here Thurs day night by Walter Rcuther, CIO union head. Reuther. president of the Inter national Union of Automobile, Air craft and Agricultural Implement Workers of America, was addressing members of the Memphis local. "Henry Wallace." he said, "Is be ing used by persons whose Interests He outside the United States. He Is doing the greatest service possible to the enemies of labor." Ralph's Mobil Service Motor Tuning Brake Service Lubrication See Ralph Before Buying TIKES AND BATTKKIK8 Uth Klamath Phone 5422 School Holds Speech Day Speech Day for Junior high stu amts of the Klamath county schools was held Friday at Altamont and both Altamont and Bonanza tied with 28 points. The two schools will rtceive tne county cups. Second place was won by Fair haven with 24 points: Chlloquln, 17: Blj. 14: Malln. 9'.: Sprague River, 8: Henley. 6'4 Merrill. S'j. The comm'ttee arranging for opcecn way included Clayton Sharpe of Bonanza, chairman; Mrs. Rollin Thompson of Altamont and B. H. Carr of Bly. Judges Included Mrs. Joanna Olven. Mrs. Margaret Hr,ley. Mrs. Isabel Brtxner, Lloyd Seely and Chuck Cecil. The pro gram Included choral reading, ora tory, radio, poetry, story telling and humorous readings. Ewauna Keeps Union Rule Employes of the Ewauna Box company voted yesterday afternoon to retain union shop provisions In their working contracts, Hal Oelg er, IWA-CIO business agent, an nounced. Result of the vote was 297 yea, 92 no. Gelger said 'hat the Ewauna vote ended the union shop elections In this area, at least for a while, and that all mills and camps covered by his union had voted to keep the union security clause with the ex ception of the Weyerhaeuser Tim ber company plant. The elections were held In ac- cc.rdance with the Taft-Hartley la- Dor law. Little Ads get Big Results Use the Herald and News Want-Ads I Vacation Time All Tha Time! McCREDIE Hot Springs Resort on hlway tJ Phone 9FS McCredle Springs, Oregon Open all year! Health , . . Rest . . Recreation , . . Loafing! lEdllor'a Nuta: Aa tntarnallonal (llplu mala itatiata lha Hilllu-al fulura ul I'alaatliia, tha upptialha rlalmaitta ara iii lha mova wllh military fnii-aa In tha llolv IikI. In lha following arlk'la Iwn Aaaoclatail I'raw coi-raitu,iliita aian and analyia tha two Jawlih toivaa and uta Aran army whlvh ara In tha flald.l By JAMKS M. I.ON'd and JOSrl'll '. (iOOIIWIN (For Hewitt MarKemlr) JERUSALEM. March 'JO l,V The Jews have aim led their fight for a state Willi two armies, one on the borderline of legality, one atlll out lawed, but both In battle stations side by side against the Arabs. Haganah tit means defense) Is the official mllltla of tha Jewish ai'cucy, and potentlnlly the future army uf a Jewish slate. Technically It has not been recognized by the British mandate government. But It exists and nieratra as a uniformed, aimed fighting force, openly, un challenged. Irgun 7,val l.cuml (It means na tional military organluitlnni exists and operates lust aa tangibly but a still undercover force, lllegul because of Its repeated blows at the British. Despite the unanlmltv nf the two fighting forces In the battle against tne Arabs, there are so-tar un reioncllable differences between them on their policy of action to ward the British, and lesser differ ences on the future expansion of the Jewish state. family Klglit Once, at the end of February, they clashed briefly In downtown Tel Aviv In a "fight within the family" In which SO persona were hurt. But on the sniper and mortar lire no-mnns-laiid line between Jewish Tel Aviv and Arab Jaffa their gtinposts are side by side. HiiKunah has a fiilliune. paid. regular army basis striking forre called palmach. now up to some- ming more-Hum 10.000 fightltu st'ength. It Is backed by a trained. partly armed mllltla of many thou sands more. Recruits, some taken from the mllltla and others hand picked from newly arriving Immigrants, are ti allied Into palmach at rrgul.ir b;.ses comparable to American citi zen military training camp courses, but briefed down Into 180 hours Uniforms, manual of arms and drill art basically thane of the British army. Irgun Is much smaller, tougher. h:ghly organised, trained for so cial operations. It has perhaps only sngntiy more than 1000 men as an aimed force and this Is an esti mate only as its spokesmen decline to give any figures. It has no camiw, but trains 'n the shell-hit side st'ects near Its frontline posts. Gun nery Is practiced on live targets a lew hundred yards away In the Arab sandbag outtiosls. 10.000 Arabs Ten thousand trained Arab sol diers. many with wartime exper ience in foreign armies, are billeted In hill villages of ancient Snmarla. Flanking this army of Yarmtix ait other thousands of Irregulars who hara.ss Jewish communications and supply lines, and keep the war cauldron boiling In the bloody bor derland between Jaffa and Tel Aviv Arab strength Is being Increased dnlly bv new contingents of trainees from the big Katana camp In Svrla and by riflemen trained by tribal lenders In their own camps. Tlie Ynrmiik army commanded b" Fawzl Bey El KaukJI. obviously I., an efficient fighting machine of rren picked irom thousands of vol unteers from all over Arab world. Us men are mostly young, educated, sfongly convinced of the right of their cause and thoroughly trained In use of weapons best adapted to thr type of warlarc they anticipate. Well Supplied They are well supplied with rifles, pistols, grenades, tnmmyguns and ammunition. They have small tanks, armored cars, some field artillery mortars, automatic weapons and plenty of transport for the small mobile units Into which they are orpnnlzed. They are uniformed In American at my surplus and well fed. Morale Is high. Politically conscious and con vinced by leaders they are fighting a war to urcvent occupation of tr.elr homeland and "enslavement" by Jewish capital, they are spoiling for a fight. How and when that fight may develop canny leaders are not say ing, but many observers express be lll Yarmuk may strike aa soon as the British leave, spearing down from the Samarlon hills on to the narrow plains of Sharon in an at tempt to cut the coast highway and throw a double loop about the Jewish-held crescent along the Medi terranean. Arab strategists assess Jaffa and the Arab section of Haifa as "weak ; points" and are pouring commando units Into those areas to work with I Irregular forces already active. Explosive rregulars of Sheik Has san Salamoh In the Jaffa-Tel Aviv borderland and Abdul Kader Hus selnl In the Jerusalem area are ex pected to tie up large Jewish de fense forces and attempt to hold the line In metropolitan areas. The Gallup Poll Leisure Activities The , Same Everywhere Ity (iFOIKIK (lAl.l.t l' Director, American Inatllute of Public Opinion PHINUrrrON N. J., March 19 -Miiybe you think II would be very room lit lu to live In France, Norway, Holland rr Sweden, but the statis tical utlda are that If you did, you would nue spent last evening In Just about the same way you spent It here. The lnle.it Internal lonal (lalltip poll surveyed leisure time activities of representative adults In tho Hulled States and eight forelun nations by find ing out Just how they spent the previous evening. If (he murk of a mun Is (he way lie uses his lei sure tune, there Is not m ii c li difference be tween (he na tionals of the nations polled. For example. In all but one of the countries, the largest group of eo ple spent n typical evening reuding If s3 I! a l ulled Males . . IK'; Canada ID Denmark t3 Holland 17 Norway JI France 21 Sweden 21 Britain II luly S or listening to the radio. This was found to oe tha case In ths United States, Knulnnd Canada, Denmark, Holland, Norway, Francs and Swed en. Ill Italy visiting or entertaining friends was tne luosl popular method of passing s i evening which also Is popular diversion In Uie other countries. About one or two In every 100 per sona In all coiiKlrles spend the eve ning dancing. About seven In every loo went to the movies or the the- ul re. I'lirro v. me some minor differ ences. Hi France, more pie than In other com, tries spent Uie eve ning winging around the hoiisn. Tha Mcaudliiaviiin countries showed a somewhat higher proportion of ieu- pie reading Iliac In other countries. Car fewer lluliitns were reading or listening to the rudlo than eltlieus of (he other counmca. On (he whole, however, the break downs verc strlklnnly similar, aa shown In the table below. In all countries thr question asked was similar: How did you spend last veulnii: hi other words, what was your chief inversion?'' Here Is the comparison of ths pastimes inoi.t frequently mentioned: s e 3s ZZ 5 JV'a 1ft 'a 2X II 10 li ia i a is I i: in IN g 4 U 11 I IS 10 I 1 34 1 I 7ra II 31 '1 watching or participating In airU. dancing and hobhlra were moat often mentioned In the "others'' category. Boyle's Column Bump On The Head Leads To Long Tale Of Woe MAI. unvi.r. By II A I. HOYI.r NEW YORK. March 30 Ml Oeoiue Washington never told a lie. That's what the story books say. But hutory doesn't recorJ whether Oeorge ever had to explain how he got: Hi A black eye: 3 A bump on the hend. ia A scratch on the cheek: or If he did. It Is doubtful whether the Father of his Country ever would nave won his reputation. For there would have been no ute lor turn to say "I bumped Into a door." "The cat scratched me," or "I tripped and fell and cracked my head." Even congress wouldn't have believed him. and a lot of old neigh bors would have gone around shak ing their heads and telling each other: "You know. I never believed that story about Oeorgie cutting down the cherry tree either. Bet he hired somclxxly to do It." The truth Is that honesty Is never the best policy In explaining the accidental cuts, bumps and bruises you receive leading a normal life. Belief In such cases is too much to ask of friends. Invent Wild Tale If you want them to continue to count on your veracity, invent the wildest tale you can. They will swal low It more easily than the bare truth. Because of this: Our whole faith la based on the theory that no mishap can befall a man going about the ordinary chores of living. If he does get a black eye "Oh, oh, he must have been up to some monkeyshlnes." I am bringing up all this because I have a "bump-cut" on the back of my head mvself. I got It last week on a visit to friends In the airborne troops at Ft. Bragg. I got It by slip ping and falling In a bathtub. When I came home. Frances took a look at the bandage and her eves gave me a wife's wordless "Well?" "Pell In a bathtub," I mumbled. "It's nothing." At the office I explained the acci dent to the first five people who inquired. Their unanimous reaction: A wink and "Oh, yeah-h-h?" That cured me. I (old the next guy that I had bem down to inspect a bear trap being shown mo uy a mountaineer, and the Jaws had snaptwd shut on me. "Clee whl!" he said, "you could have beep kllledl" After (hut I (old other Inquiring friends that: ill I had been leaning out to watch a parade and Uie win dow banged down on me; 3i I had crash landed In a gilder: and 3 I had made a paiachute Jump and come down on my skull rather than risk spraining my weak ankles. 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