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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 20, 1947)
Boyle' $ Column Advice On How To Hold A Man Without Dropping Him ' Bv HAL BOYLE NEW YORK. Jan. iO A) Raising a husband Is a much wore difficult test of a woman's worth than raising a child. A child isn't near the problem that the father is. After all, if you Just stuff it with food reg ularly, truss it up in fresh clothes every once in a while, and wipe its nose now and then, the child will grow up. You can't stop it if you try. I once knew a little boy who started chewing tobacco when he was three years old. He caught the habit from his mother. Every body in the family chewed to bacco and they just thought it "kinda cute" when little Buster began nibbling off the cut plug his mother had sent hint to fetch from the store. All the neighbors said Buster would be stunted. But he grew like a sunflower and the last time I saw him he was six feet tall and could spit tobacco juice through his teeth a colorful sight on a snowy day. 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IFTX'S lMy THEf EVEN rVT f n n f FINDSOWE 105T M FAtSE TEETH TRADEP VOUR WINTER HOWE FORI JUSTICE ISFT IN THIS GOT 2000 r-V O I U I "r" I TO flutff 1 m This hi8m C8A5S.... BICYCLES . 1 THIS... THIS SHKHTY! y W0J, THOSE SwIDUNS TO BOOT, AK. K VJ ft J-A rp that BEuOwmS BUT I DON'T winO' Full Site and Junior v 2irrL! Zymw tenz rxkro steel wagons K . JS (fiC;; flQflttnn Info, TRICYCLES . . wf$TV H -' - ' jkk BABY VALKERS , ' " H f I il ' A )YLf 't" HT Ufa MtYBfc list. I. M Ulli U I NlW - A V-SSSe ' I Job Of The Year . t . .f?M -' -J A ' Tl WORTH SO,BUTI -(V 1 By EARL WHITLOCK , I itLISZJ( s 4 J GO iJ. WiNKWECANeer JW I Man of the Year Woman of ,t T TV7L UJZZ Zi ,,ZTTjr. "Zl I ' TTVV f500- J (J A fSrX the Year News Story of the :. 'i " V1 j y ) f Qyj I Year this is the season when ; .. fwowl YOU SURE ARE kNOCKirTT SURE! NOTHNQ 1 THE WDF-SHE l AN (THINK SHES 1 1 I WJOHPERRX! 1 B THEY'RE I I 'I"?!?" ' " J I I TH STUFP OUT TIK! fiT THIS ROTE I TO IT-THIS I I OPPEflUNC LITTLE hiimcn Jl 1 anp tvf trita I smoiBe oraj-r I I of them sin- f g 1 .2 I NOOU- HWE TEM WEEKS OP STOPS STUFF B A i EHOUGH? ill ARE SO TRUE f OUT OP THE V, " j FOR THE SMALL MISS 'Vtt Dcnifrcni V -n. r' IlliVW Wfcee ir 1 . Ill A I' Values you can't afford to mitsl In toft pastel colors, fleecy fabrics, bits of embroidery! Some hove bonnets to match. All have strong Til 'J 3 I diSSJSSJS ii - m m h s cotton backing and are fully lined. Sizes 2-3-4. J I ' SECOND FLOOR , 4 , I ever, as my folks no longer let me play with him. Remarkable Wit I always thought Buster's mother was a remarkable wife. She could have made her hus band's life miserable by telling him that chewing tobacco was nasty business. Instead she tried it out herself, liked it and that gave them a common interest. They shared the same cuspidor for many, many happy years. To raise a husband well a wife must help him grow up inside, and finish the job his mother began. At the moment of marriage a man is a romantic savage, as helpless before his practical bride as a backwoods Indian caught by a firewater salesman. The mistake most girls make is to try to wean him from his masculine world too fast. They lop off his noisy friends and other bad habits before he has become completely wife-dependent, as in time he will. A wife must be a needle and a bandage. The needle is to prod LJlfi S5 rV J - V 1 SW'S RVJcH. -v standing Scout of each week her husband from that slow leth argy that all males arc heir to, as middle age fogs down upon their youth. The bandaRe is to calm him when he hurts either from losing a collar button or missing out on a raise at the office. But a wife who is all needle will drive a husband away in pain, and a wife who is all band age will find htm fleeing her from boredom. A few tips on how to avoid a trip to Reno: Husband Holding Tips Don't make him dry the dishes to take out a life insurance policy the first three months you arc married. You don't want to arouse his suspicions yet. Don't ever try to make him jealous. It may flatter you, but m time a jealous husband's love bVeomes seven-eighths hate. Nothing blights self-respect or dignity more than jealousy, the animal passion. Don't be a spendthrift or a miser. If you have to live on a close budget, take an evening off from it once in a while and make your husband be your boy friend again for a night out on the town. It's worth it even if you botli have to wear patches. Don't ever get the idea that your children need you more than your husband docs. The lovely ungrateful little wretches will never really loan on your love as he docs. Don't wear him down With words if he occasionally breaks out of harness to spout a little time with. the boys at the bar. No woman knows the land of lost delight that lives in a man's Heart, and if nc wants to iook back at that vanished heyday for a few hours, why, give the big bum a break. He'll be happy when he crawls back to the home you mada htm. Don't pack up the children and move back to mama if he gets silly and makes passing goo-goo eyes at another woman. This is probably only his brief way of nosa-thumbing old age, and is no more serious than a sore tooth in ona of the children. Above all, don't pull up your stockings in front of him unless you have better legs than Betty Grable. Leave the man some illusion of mystery. The poor dope needs it. You will driye your car with much mora confidence if it it properly insured. Call Hant Norland, 6060. Selling your horn? Pat Hown, realtor. Phone 7266. City Delivery Service. Ph. 8417 Scout Move Gets Support A plan for interesting the pub lic in tho Boy Scout movement has been advanced by Carl O. Pcrmin of Klamath Kails, who is vitally Interested in Scouting. He pointit out that the full value of Scouting for younger folks cannot be realized unless the community is willing to back up the program. First on his program for com munity backing Is the encour agement of fraternal groups to sponsor Scout troops and tuko an active Interest in their group, Along with this Idea ho pointed out that civic Interest could be aroused by publicizing the spon sorship on the radio and in the newspapers, with the idea that other organizations would fol low along. He also stressed that business firms should be. contacted to find out what cooperation they would be willing to give to tho movement, tic mentioned that various firms could offer a serv ice by permitting a Scout to visit their business for a day or so in order to become acquainted with whatever field he might choose in later life. Pcrmin said. too. that the out standing Scout of each week should be given an opportunity to appear bcrore lite public, ci ther on the radio, through the newspaper or publicly, to ac quaint it with the objects and advantages of Scouting. By following such a pint Pcrmin stated, the public woulri in a short time, show more it terest and give more support t Scouting. It would also crea an interest in Scouting amo the potential Boy and G Scouts of the district, he sa and aid in inducing more them to join, thus helping o diminish juvenile delinquency. tercd, the innu- ' mcrable . squab- ftt bles, the disa greements, some of them sin- c e r e, some of Earl Whitlock them shoddy politics, let us sa lute the UNITED NATIONS or ganization as having done the job of the year. The thing isn't completed. War has not been done away with, nor the possi b i 1 i t y of war. Each nation s first concern still is, very natur ally, its own interests and there is no evidence of complete will ingness to surrender any part of national sovereignty to the United Nations which must be done before that organization will reach its full potency as an instrument of peace. But United Nations has shown, in its first year of life that, although the world com munity has no political reality, it has a conscience nnd a volet. The voice is faint, like that of a chick inside the egg. Wo are not sure yet, whether il can work itself into the open. But we know it has life! Next Monday Mr. Whitlock of tho Earl Whitlock Funeral Home will comment on "A Tribute To You I Hope," Imcrable . squab- ft; t ' ) i bles, the disa- r YZP A I ... It:" Last final regrouping of wool winter coats! ONE LARGE RACK! Values to 39.50 Millinery $ Now teke your choice of re maining Fall Winter stock. While They Last. COATS' Last final grouping of winter stocks, now drastically reduced for finol clearance. ONE LARGE RACKl Values to 49.50 Robes and Housecoats Bayon housecoats and cotton quilted robes. While they last! Values to 14.95 Dresses Winter modes that fceMJS3MMXsK2Kj ... . S wooi-r iiiea Comforters Full sise, in plain and florals. Blue and rose. Reg. 9.95 Values 4 I NKWH, Kl.in.lh rIU, On. . . f v JUMk clean -sweep AT MATERNITY DRESSES Lovely wrap around lumper dresses In bright colors and black. Reg. 14.95 Values Choice of Lot 1 Handbags Fine plastics, fabrics and genuine leather. I Values to 7.95 !f Other BAGS REDUCED 0 to ONE-HALF PRICEI were half-price! NOW, take your choice of ONE LARGE RACK! Values to 24.50 I i Men' leather stylesl Values to 12.50 YOUR HEADQUARTERS FOR VALUE MONO AY, Jill. 10, IMt, fi lie l.v- ) .:.rt;5iK-,K.ti.J I S..r..x.:Hi..,i'. I':-.:. 3fe-fl , .n.., ; .1 Hoy I'lllll; e
