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About Herald and news. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1942-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 17, 1946)
Boyle's Column Baby Sitting Experience Tempts Author To Comment By HAL BOYLE NKW YOHK, Doc. 17 (I') I'll Clirlatmoa at'liaon I tlio time of year when old niulds, middle- Mi'd boltlc-fed bauholora and i-illdUiM murrlud couples with Ihcy hud somo k Icln. Count mo umoim the yaurnr-re. Whan the shadow of Hiintii Clam how on tiie horizon, 1 brgln to look throuxh roue-colored Klussrs t the poalorlty i don't hnvn. But In my time I've been one of tfie bent bnby alttura In the buslni-sa. The younii couple's beat pal thut's me. While they trot off to the mo vim 1 atuy home end welch their amu.ll fry. And I don't mind bcndlnu iin el bow out of Joint puttlnii myaelf on the buck over how ood I m t railing otlier people'a aap. llnga. I have yet to ace the bnby I can't quiet by cramming bol lie of warm milk in i 1 khuwr and threatening. "Shut up or I'll lell you to Brooklyn." Concluiloni Reached That Yale professor who learned about children by window-peeping through nuraerlea may not agree, uui irom iu yeura of serving ua aubatitute watch dog for the neighbors' helra and helrlooma, I've come to a few conclusions on how to ralae or "reiir" the nation1! potential presidents. Now If I hud a aon The flrat tiling I would do la try to teuch him not to be afraid of the dark. If he turned out like bin old man he would be living in It moat of hla life. I would aubject him to a full courae of "Mother Cooee" and hie fairy tale booki ao that he could live up to hla cara aa long aa he could in that Imaginative realm thnt kevpa children chil dren. When he finally asked with dawning suspicion, "J ant who la thla guy Santy Claua, Hurry," I would aend him to hi mother. Women oro auppoeed to handlo the breaking of men'a heart. I would make him take up a hobby, uvt a dime out of every dollar he earned, lenrn to type write and ploy one musical in atrument, and lenrn to apeuk one foreign lunguuge ua well ua he did hia own. In the world ahead of him, an Intelligent man with only one language will be a man walking on one leg. I would give him a pet and teach him to care for It. I would make him learn flrat aid and how to uae a uw and hummer. 1 would never punish him by making him go lit alone In hia room, i wouici wnnie ine uovu out of him for only throe things: (1) Storting a fight: (2) etmillng unci CI) allowing dlareapect to hla elder. At 12 1 would give him a cam era and pay hla entry fee Into the Uoy Scon la ao he would dis cover the wondorliind of field ii nd foreat, If he skipped the Scout meetiuga. I would put him on tho corner aelling newspapers au he could lenrn about the two- legged wild life of t'.ic city. I wouldn't let him pluy high achool foutbnll, (If I couldn't make the team and I didn't why ehould h allow me up?) Some time during theac yeura I hope he would write a poem and like me well enough to ahow it to mu. When he begun to get plmplei und ogle the glrla, I would aend him In a public unlveraity In an other atute. For four yeara he would be too pulnful for a fond father to look nt. Upon gruduutlnn I would pray Hint he would go on and atudy medicine, nt art hi own buaineaa, or become a farmer, Theae thl-iga ure for men. But If he wanted to be a newapaperman I would give him a one-dollar bill, disown him, adopt another boy and alurt all over again, Claaairiud Ada Bring Result. Army Investigates' Russian Shooting BERLIN, Dec. 17 (P) Soviet authorities were Investigating the death of a Tiuaainn civilian who waa found shot and robbed In a bomb ruin In the U. S. sec tor of tho city early Sunday. The man's body, shot through the back of the neck and stripped of most personal belongings ex cept clothing, was discovered by. a German civilian who called an American military police pa trol. Schenectady, N. Y., was char tered In 17U8. Restaurant Law Brings Change PORTLAND, Dec, 17 (IP) The city health bureau reported today its Inspection of restau rants under the state's A BC classification law was getting re sults In cleaner establishments. iir.aAi. a mai, inma r.m, o,t. thsdat. . it, taw. ta Dr. T. L, Meador, city health officer, reported one west side cafe-night club closed Its doors two weeks after a "C" sign waa Coated. The management had een storing food in a toilet room, he said. Me reported 633 of the city's 1000 eating places have been In spected and many are earning higher sanitation ratings after tho Initial Inspection.. The Blue Nile In Africa was as called from the dark color of 1U silt-laden waters. 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