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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 21, 1935)
Docombor 21, 1935 PAGE FOUR THE PROBLEM CHILD T. .. r". IVni n William I HIS KUIIUU$ WVKLU F.rgu.on HERALD PUUL1SHINO COMPAN t, FRANK JBNKINS - ., - , , - - , -, U A LCOLM EPLET Publthtrt Bait or Mnnaslns Ed Hot Published vrjr afternoon aicept Sunflkjp b Th Htrald Publishing tomwny at I04-1XI Boutn Finn Siraat, Kiamaih rail a, oram Bntarad at eoond elm matter at tha pnitofMca of Klamath Fall a, Or od aukuii so, iis. undar aat or congraaa, uaron a. nil MAIL RATES PAT A BI, II IN ADVANCB Br Mail In County onulda Count Tnraa , , f i ti Sli " ttl Ona Taar . a.0 I 01 Ona Month M Three Month. Six Monthly Ooa Taar Dellvarad by Carrier In CHy -I II t ie MEMBER AUDIT BUREAU OF CIRCULATION Member of Tha Associated Preaa Tba Aaeoolaled Praaa la exclusively entitled to tha ua or rapublloatlon or ail nawa aispaicbc credit ec to it or not otherwise credited Id tan papar, and alio tha local newt publlehud therein. All rlgbta of republication or apaiai diepatcnee tiara ara alaa reserved Represented Natlonnlly by M. C Mocensen CO.. Ine. Ban Pranolsco. New Tork. Detroit. Seattle. Ch.ca.ra Portland. Los Ansraiaa Copies of tha Nawa and Herald, toe ether with complete Information about tha H la ma to rails market, may be obtained for tha aaklns al any or these orncaa They Must Choose IT'S rather difficult for outsiders (and probably for I some insiders) to understand what the ruckus is m the Townsend movement m Oregon involving Mayor Willis Mahoney. On the surface, it appeal's to be that some of the Townsenders are wise to the fact the mayor is in the game for what he can get out of it politically. Fire was directed at a state officer, Dwight Bunnell, who plugged for the Klamath man at every opportunity, and he was moved elsewhere. Bunnell, so the story goes, was to get some appointment, as a reward if the mayor s poll' tical ambitions materialize. The more shrewd supporters of Mayor Mahoney aren't claiming he is active in the movement just because his heart bleeds for the old people. But they do say some of the active critics of Mahoney are themselves bitten by the political bug. That is highly possible. The frantic efforts of opportunist politicians to make something for themselves out of the Townsend movement is not exactly a pretty spectacle. Some of them have a way of becoming the evangels of every scheme that catches the passing fancy of the voters. Une cannot blame the SINCERE Townsenders for wanting to vote for congressional delegates who will support the plan But candidates who cannot, down in their hearts, be lieve in this scheme, and merely shout its praise in the hope of catching the votes of a strong, organized min ority, are not deserving of the respect of Townsenders or any other citizens. Candidates must choose, as well as voters. What looks like the smart thing to do at the moment may not worK out so wen alter while. Relief Headed for a Snag THE federal government's present work relief program is expected to end next July. Few people can doubt that some sort of relief will be vitally necessary after that, but no one knows what form it will take. Because the federal government's plan is still un certain, private agencies are finding it impossible to make intelligent plans for their own future activities. So says Robert P. Lane, executive director of the New York Welfare Council. He points out that no private agency can tell just what its share of the relief load will be next year, and that consequently proper organiza tion and financing are impossible. - What is urgently needed is a comprehensive, long range statement of the federal relief program. Until such a program is agreed on, the private agencies are put under a handicap they should not be required to carry. Drive for Greater Safety ON Jan. 1 the National Safety Council will inaugurate a five-year plan of its own a nation-wide cam paign to reduce auto traffic fatalities by at least 35 per cent. The campaign is to be carried on with the aid of public officials, civic organizations, and police traffic departments, and its sponsors hope that at least 38,000 lives can be saved. " The drive will take two forms. It will call for co ordination and standardization of sensible methods of traffic control, and for education of motorists to a new sense of their responsibility. . Uniform legislation, including such things as drivers' license laws, will be prepared for submission to legis latures in states which now lack such laws. All in all, the campaign ought to be productive of great good. Our traffic toll would disgrace a nation of morons. Anything that can be done to lessen it is well worth doing. One of the finest features of Christmas is its music. Dozens of worthwhile musical presentations are planned for Klamath Falls Sunday, and for Christmas day. One of these is the annual carol service presented by the school singing groups of the city, on Sunday afternoon at the Presbyterian church. Last year's program was widely heralded. The church should be filled for this event. f sL fym Alleged violations of the Knox state liquor law, and charges of sale ot liquor to Indians brought five into the city jail Thursday night and early Friday, accord ing to police arrest docket. James McDonald and Sam Combs, charged with sale to In dians were turned over to the county jail to await arrival of federal officers. Roy Elder and Lowell L. Kohn paid fines of $35 each on chargea ot sale of liquor and aiding and abetting such sales in violation of the Knox liquor law. Robert H. McDonald, arrested on the same charges, is serving out a 17V.-day jail sentence In lieu of a 135 fine. Charles E. Miller, who ap peared before Police Judge Rich mond Thursday evening, was fined (100, sentenced to 50 days in jail and had his automobile driver's license revoked upon pleading guilty to charges ot hit and run driving. Ben DeLap, 48-year-old logger. was fined 110 on charges of drunkenness. Judge Richmond fined four utomobile operators $2.00 each Friday on charges of running stop signs. A French scientist contends that It the tongue Is long, it de notes frankness: if broad, ex- pansiveness; . if narrow, concen tration; and if long and wide, a weakness for gossiping. Editorials on News (Continued From I'ago One) sollnl would prefer to attempt the impossible, such as picking a quarrel with Britain, so that he could say to his people: "The odds against us. you see, have be come TOO GREAT. We'd better submit, rather than be annihi lated." That would be a rather grace ful way of letting go ot a poker that had become too hot. TJf READING these reports, ro member that a lot of them are bluff. Diplomats and dictators work that way. But they do show the possibilities of trouble that exist in Europe. If we bad got into the league of nations, we'd be up to our necks right now In all this mess of trouble, with plenty of possibili ties of being dragged into what ever wars the diplomats and the dictators of Europe rig up. Senator Borah, you will re member, was one of those princi pally responsible for KEEPING US OUT of the league of nations. That Indicates that he is (tided with a reasonable measure of HORSE SEN3K. Common horse sense is a tremendously valuable quality right now. An 'eclipse lasts longer near the equator, due to the fact that the earth spins faster here and the observer keeps up with the moon's shadow for a longer pe riod. . 10 WASHINGTON NIJWH HUH INK TMU NhiWH The Inside Story Vtom Tlio t'apltitl . 11 I'AUI. M AI.UIN Copyright 1936, by Paul Million Rov. Illrnm Itrooks, Jr.. sec retary and song leudor of the nation. wide ovuuKolist, Dr. J. N. Hoover, will assist in the open ing services ot the now Klanmth Temple, Kuudny, December it. Rev. Hrooks Is on his way to Santa Cruz. California, from Centrallu, Washington, whoro he has beeu assisting Dr. Hoover in evnngelistic campaigns. Treats of Christmas candy and nuts will ho given to all chil dren attending the ' children's Christmas program to be pre sented al tho church In the morn' lug. Preceding the large Christmas pageant at 7: IS in the evening, Rov. Brooks will load tho con. grcgullmi in a rousing song serv ice. Accommodations are being made tor the largest attendance Klamath Temple has known to witness this pRgeunt, entitled "The Promised Hope," in which 60 young people are participat ing. Much dnmago to tolegrnph wires In the western United States Is done by bears that mis take tho humming of tho wires for bees and try to rind the honey. An upright line appears longer than a horizontal one of equal length, because It requires more effort to clovato the eyes than to move them from sido to side. LAST TIMES TODAY screen , "TRANSATLANTIC TUNNEL" OX THE STAGE "TOYLAND REVUE" TOMORROWS STARS OX PARADE tV CLAUDE RAINS CAYTHE CLAIRVOYANT This Lovable Irishman Steals Your Heart Again In the Role He Played on the Stage for Years. F. R. Intervenes For Jap Speaker WASHINGTON, Dec. 20. (UP) Dr. Toyohlko Kagawa, Japanese social worker and Christian lead er, today was granted a Beven months permit to tour the United BtateB at the personal request of President Roosevelt. Dr. Kagawa's entry Into this country was withheld at San Francisco yesterday after physi cians found htm to be suffering from trachoma, an eye disease. President Roosevelt, It was learned, asked Secretary of La bor Frances Perkins to Intervene In the situation, which threat ened to ruffle feelings between the United States and Japan, Last Showing Rex Always 15 Cents Ken Maynard In "In Old Santa Fe" "PHAXTOM EMPIRE Xo. 8" "TAMING THE JINGLE" Sundny Rny Walker In "Happy Landing" "APACHE KID'S ESCAPE" Color Cartoon I A MADCAP m.FD tJ'i II AND A FLIP YOUNG W, I I HE LAYS DOWN BUCK PRIVATE U Isa-ii III jV I Jp GRANDE f liii While yoTlay in the I. j"W hxllffV IE Iu9hinj..l CMv1 V ill -0dm c SrOTTITI DTpITH I WisllIBA AffmmV '0i i stepin'IfTtchit I VV 1 4 k ' 1 1 Marsha HUNT Johnny DOWNS I 1 1 vl H v A ;iSSS5i ENDS TODAY. aiV.XI I h ri -17 W l aK7lN H'Jl "Jf j J""', J 'MPr CH ARLIEinl3 B is CnrncVVimn's llilk." CnJ" Cnr'oon jjl J " .HSE A,ivj"""'e j gj sJ bnrran rvrfVM I ....wraw' HHiWil CONTINUOUS 5HOW rKOM I r. M. SUNDAY mmKSS- ' m Oyster flBhermen, who hate starfish because they destroy oys ter beds, once made a practice of tearing to pieces and throwing into the sea every starfish caught. Thus, unwittingly, they increased the starfish population, Bince each arm developed into a new individual. Estimates show that 1221 American soldiers died of gas poi soning in hospitals during the World war, while an additional 200 die on the battlefield as a result of poison gas. . njUK MtHUM PHIL liAEAN 'PINE TREE' WASHINGTON. Dee. 11 Tim president's playfulness with his associates Inside tho While House has not suffered front Hie re cent ptesHiua of budget inuk lug, vrllli'lHin nod unfavorable political polls. Ouo day, this week, was par ticularly heavy. Ilia engagement lint ( contained a doiott calttira. Also a budget conference at which there was to b consider able fuming and fretting. Mr. Roosevelt found time, however, to dletuto im unofficial letter to his military aide, Colomil "Paw" Watson, along theso gen oral lines: Tho president will glvo Col onel WntHon Just twenty-four hours to answer certain charges. These charges are to tile effect that you, t'olonel Watson, have been bragging that you bagged two turkeys with one shot lit tho Wooilmont Gun Club a few weeks iiro, whereas tile truth of the mtilior Is the turkeys worn blind, mid you are just trying to Injure tho reputation of I lie club champion, Admiral Cnry Grayson, who never hoot tur keys which ale blind, but only thoso which are tied. PLOT Colonel Watson is supposed to have Investigated and learned that tho charges ngnlnnt hi in wero planted with the president by that great democratic planter, Bernard M. Munich. In his re ply, tho colonel contended that Mr. Ilaruch could not bag a tur key, except with a fork, after It hud been cooked. Ho de manded a court of Inquiry, which, ho said, would prove that tho turkeys were blind because ho allot both through tho eyes with the siiiuu shot. All of the Inside crowd doubt that a court of Inquiry will be held. There Is gravo 'suspicion that a fair trial would disclose a certain amount of democratic propaganda in these contentious. The best siiot In or near tin club is known to be a republican, and, worse, a Hoover repub lican l.arry Rlchey, former sec rotary to Mr. Hoover. Ho never kilts a turkey until he has shot off all Its feathers, one by one. This saves time la dressing it. PROTECTION A significant confidential story lies behind tile inconsequential iusuruuco announcement made tho other day by the navy de partment. Tho announcement said that, hereafter, American In surance companies will under write tho full building risk on 1- ' "it. ,';-.- 1 rr? 1 PAST SWIMMIN& OCEAN F(SH INCREASE THEIR SPEED av MEANS OF JET PROPULSION.. EJECTV-Ki WATEH, ROCKET-LIKE, FPOM THEIR. GIU. 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NOTES Tho peculiar nickname of "lnw" was awarded to the White Houso able, Colonel Watson, when he was a cadet at West Point. There wore two Watsons In his class. To distinguish them, tho cadets called one "l'aw" and the other "Maw." The activity of (leorge ("Hons ot Ex-senator tho Wll Jackass") Moses Is supposed to be Causing considerable appro- ' heiialon In tho ramp of Reuutor Keyes. It Is being Interpreted us a sign that Moses will be a candldatii for Keyes' seat. JllllL f AT WtAV lAtm MllAMY MUVTN OOU04AS lOKCtt All. RAINBOW xammmmmmmmmun urn umiimimmmmummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ONE SOLID WEEK CONTINUOUS SHOWS SUNDAY AND CHRISTMAS DAY SHOWS DAILY, 2. 7 4 ? IL. 1 'sM- .1 "i. 0 X mwMmm ACTUAL HISTORY IS MAKING SCREEN HISTORY Two Years To Make- Cost $2,000,000.00 BRINGING TO LIFE ONE OF THE STRANGEST AND MOST THRILLING TRUE STORIES OF ALL TIME A STORY OF MUTINY AND PRIMITIVE LOVE. 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