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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 21, 1930)
THE EVENING HEftALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON itoesday, January 21, 1930 PAGE FOUR O. O. Crawford F. B. sSngllah Published every ftrnoon except oundy by Th Hrld Publwhlng SmpanT at IQl-US South fifth troot. Klamala rail. Orgon. awed u wood el.ss mstt.r t ih. po.tofflc ot Klmtb Kail. Oregon, on Avium 10. ". ' Congress. Msrca . lit. ulTtd PAVtUI.K IN ADVAN't'sS B. Mall In nntalda County County Tare months- H " Six months i On Yr 0 11.7s t it (.00 UfcMMKR Al'DIT BtKKAU tip CIRCULATIOK Member ot the Associated Preaa Tbe Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to the nee or republica tion ot ell news dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited In this psper. and also tbe locel new published therein. All right of republication of spoclsl dispatches herein re lo reserved. Tuesday, January 21, 1930 Sinking The Battleship THE battleship in apparently just about ready to em bark on its final cruise. A queer combination of idealism, changing strategy, economy and plain common sense seems to be on the verge of scuttling the so-called "capital ship" forever; and no one need mourn very greatly over the loss. Taking one thing with another, the battleship has been the object of about as much inventive genius and scientific study as any other institution in all history. More money has been spent to perfect it than has been spent in the war on cancer. Some of the best minds the world has produced have been devoted to solving the battleship's problems. Great laboratories, as expensive as anything the Rockefeller Foundation ever built, have been established for it And yet, all in all, the battleship has advanced human happiness very little. It has been a weapon for destruc tion. From start to finish it has been a necessary evil; and now that we are learning that it is not quite as neces sary as we had supposed, we can give it up without a tear. But no friend of peace has any reason to relax and think that the abolition of battleships, speedy or gradual, ia going to bring naval warfare to an end. It will save everybody a lot of money a modern battleship costs around J35.000.000 and the United States fleet has 18 of them at this writing but it will still be quite easy for any nation to go sailing gaily into war with submarines and cruisers. The battleship, to be sure, can hit harder than any thing else afloat But an eight-inch shell can do a good ish bit of damage, and a cruiser that can fling ten of them at a time can break a lot of crockery in the course of an hour's engagement And you might remember that the most horrible aspect of the sea fighting in the last war was caused, not by battleships, but by sub marines. If battleships are eliminated it will not be because the rulers of the world have had a change of heart. It will simply mean that they have decided that the battleship has grown too expensive to be put up with any longer and, also, that naval strategists have decided that fleets can fight just about as well without battle ships. The danger of competitive armament races will re main just as strong as ever. If the United States and England, for instance, continue to scan one another's building programs anxiously, and lay down new cruisers frantically in order to keep from being outbuilt, we shall have another race identical with the German-English race that led up to 1914, even if the ships involved are lighter and less costly. It will be good to see the battleship go; but we needn't kid ourselves that its abolition, if and when it tomes, is any very great step forward. One explanation of many fact that any gump can make betters can't. pass. A girl baby may be a disappointment, but there's comfort in knowing she needn't die to settle some diplo mat's quarrel. Golf teaches restraint. gentle tap just when you are hardest. Synonym for today: As Willie's tooth pulled. EDITORIALS From Over the Nation 1080 LITERARY FORECAST Ted Shane In Judge: 8erera1 psychological novel will appear In which a Colombus man win describe hi mot minute rota tions a h mofe, tep by step, from hi bad tn the bathtub to murder hi wife tinging In the tub. Several Ludwtgs will spring biographies proving Napoleon had a huge Inferiority complex. Each will have such a sentence: "The Corlcn itood and surveyed his army. Be thought ot hi aide, Gen. Queqoold, back In Pari, bending ovet Josehlne's corsage." There will be Innumerable mys teries about who killed and pickled Juke O'Donovan, alias "The Moth," who was a lecherous good-for-nothing anyway. And the Irisn folk bores: "As the banshees scramble op the white-faced cliffs of Rhoderlck-aean-o-dhune and tbe screaming sea-gull endlessly glides on the wing o' black death," fourteen Irish authors will gnaw at the skulls of fourteen Irish patriots. While the earthly novel will Seek I The spring earn green Kdltor .Business Manager Delivered by Carrier In CltJ On month....- , , 10. tl Tnr montna . , i.ia Sis months a. 50 On year.,, ,, CM troubles in America is the up an intelligence test his You must give the ball a mad enough to sock it the brave as Dad is about having that year. The birds winged op from tbe southern moors. The cows mooed. Rebecca Peterson lay on the sweet-smelling earth, ate a couple of moutbfuls of hay and wondered about God, when Ezeklel would come, snd what life was really like." Among the realistic biographies will be one like this: "In 16 a man sat and picked his nose at a fashionable Nieu Amsterdam dinner party. He cut toothpicks from his wocden leg and offered them around table, much to tbe embarrassment of his hostesses. Tuere were no bathtubs In those days. The man was railed Peter Stuyvesant. He was yet to be a phone exchange." There will be 3,000 novels about young professional lovers estranged over a silly quarrel who are reconciled by poison li quor or the patter ot baby feet. There will be several novels about large, fresh, young middle western girls who arrive In New York with loam on their heels, make good in the theater or marry the editor. We eant oount the Infidelity TIMELY QUOTATIONS FROM PEOPLE IN THE PUBLIC EYE "Is It the fault of the malign human heart that w are so ac customed to anxiety that we re fuse reassurance even when It Is provided us?" Edmond Roister (Living Age.) The coal of averv man ! i make money faster than hi lamtiy ran spend It a few suc ceed." Lord Dewar. "The capital which ha been hitherto absorbed tn stock mar ket loans for speculative pur- Easy, Questions 17 3 4 I 1 I i o T" T -II , , 517 " a I ' o !!T " 7 " " "" " """ S" I ' -w a 3 irffes 7-7 - TC- 11 Mil''' Lm.Ti ntmdfa HORIZONTAL t What was Isadora Xraacanf S Oa what bay is the Malay peaiasmlaT 10 rronooa. 11 To emulate. IS Myth. 15 Covered with base. IT Exclamatlosi e laashter. IS Artist's 80 In behalf of. S3 Backet, St Bone. SS Shoal. ST Bird. SSPistfL tl Blending. 44 To put oa. 43 Because. 44 Dccorons. TESTERDATS 7 Northeast 9J Metal. 4 Play est SB Spread el arch. 27 Spike. 28 Booty. 29Saacy. novel proving divorce a great boon, written by lady author who wrote the same storiea five year ago, proving the oposlt. There will be several new Ford Madox Ford novel. But Emit Ladwlg wtll make Ford look a idle a a crystal set There will be quite a lot ot the Ruth Suckow thing, a la the American Merk, going: "The prairie stretched endlessly. The milk wss frozen In the cows. She drudged at the sink. 'Papa.' she whined, 'ain't chn never gonna get up? I'm already thirty five and I wanna husband.' " The Minnesota Young intellec tual will write: "The dim wing of the grsy bird sweeped with an avid curve over the gleeting March hill. The wind brlttled through the cloistered branches which reached like frozen worms seeking the lush spring. Gram par Goober rubbed his red under wear on tbe sine. Grammar pulsed whltely from the gables: 'Not through yet. ye lsxy Union ist?' She still thought of her whit youth and Patience Rose berry Jane dead and trosen In the great swamp. A allow owl hooted. It was a compassionate year." Despite everything, the crime ware will wave. Sinclair Lewis will grow pa triarchal and glorify the garage mechanic In a novel. And, oh, the Hemingway Imitations! ERRORGRAMS MAPI Y .11 , TfT Something, we should all be ftrtleful for. Hiiro are al iea.t lour unmake In the auuvu picture. They may pertain to grammar, history, etiquette, drawing or whatnot. Bee If you can find them. Then look at the scrambled word below and unscramble It, by switching the letters sround. Grade your self 2(1 for each ot the mistake you find, and 20 for tbe word It you unscramble It. Turn to the back page and we'll explain tbe mistakes and tall you the word. Then yon can see how near a hundred yon bat, poaee la now returning to the normal channels ot business." President Hoover. "Wages are not In the discre tion ot the employer but In the productivity of the business." Henry Ford. e "Our military iorcea must al ways be In such a state of pre paredness that tbey may, with out delay, take the Initiative for the protection ot onr country lu event of an emergency." Gener al Charles P. Summer!!. 4T To reader dim. VERTICIL 1 Capital of India. 3 Wooden pes;. 5 Billiard tod. 4 Eagle. 6 Bad. 1 Xothlng. 8 Jewel. Loaded. IS Serious. It To dibble. IS Moor. 10 Kinship. 19 State ia Venezuela. S3 raddle. 3 Insert' fgf, S3 To dip In. 50 Bine graM SOPualc. SOttty. 51 Fteqaentl) S3 Second high est mountain la North America. SSTo let. 80 Divaa. 30 To totaL 40 Ratlte btrf 4a Neither. 48 To inm AXSWEB 'Phoughts We've Been Thinking (Continued from Pags One) members of the Jury who con victed Mooney are still living. Nine of them say now that they believe Mooney was Innocent and the tenth refuses to state what he thinks. One ot the witnesses against Mooney has confessed that he lied. Perjury haa been proven against two other witnesses. Recently Mrs. Dora Wegee aald her brother, Lewis Smith, con fessed before he died that It was he, not Mooney, who threw the bomb. A. L. Smith, a brother ot Lewis Smith, confirms this statement and he also alleges that Lewis was In the Gormen secret service st the time and took part in two other bombing affairs. e TN view of these fact Tom A Mooney should be given a par don and not a parole. A pardon will only In a smsll wsy tend to right tbe wrong thst hss ap parently been done this man whose hair has turned gray and whose form Is shattered by long Incarceration for an act that be apparently never committed. DAILY LETTER ON AFFAIRS AT U. S. CAPITAL Prohibition Is Causing Plenty ul Trouble for Mr. Hoover Three Pays Bring I "real dent. He's a Shining Target for the' Brickbats of Wets aud Dry Alike, and It Isn't Very Much Kan. lly KOONK.V DUTCH KK XEA Service Writer WASHINGTON, Jan. si On Christmas Day Mr. F. Scott Mc- Rrlde. the superintendent ot the Anil-Saloon League, proclaimed In mimeographed handouts to the press that prohibition was the great Santa Clans ot Ih American people. Hut to President Hoover, pro hibition much more resembles Macbeth, the gent who murder ed sleep. Especially of late. The recent ballyhoo about en forcement haa been singularly covered with aspects ot Ignorance hypocrisy and cowardice, but that doesn't let Mr. Hoover out. The Oreet White Father Is always the goat oa this issue. He It Is who Is supposed to ad minister and enforce the laws. Agents and roast guardsmen have to do the raiding and shooting snd above them there are admin istrators, commissioners snd other officers to ses thst thoy do It. but In supreme command Is the president. He's Always a Target The sad state of prohibition enforcement makes htm a shin ing mark. For anyone who wants to take a few ahota at him It provide brickbats always at band. When he la charged with falling to achieve satisfact ory enforcement the charge can't be denied. All a poor president can do Is to assure everyone of his good Intentions and promise to try like the dickens to do a better Job. It doesn't make any difference whether a law ran be enforced or not. As regards prohibition, there are two schools ot thought on that. Mr. Hoover might believe 1. couldn't be enforced, but he wouldn't dare say so. He would have to carry oa Just as It he thought It could. The notion that the president needed Senator Borah to tell him that tbe law wasn't being en forced Is tinged with absurdity. The Incident was chiefly valu able as demonstrating the value of ballyhoo. After Borah's blast Mr. Hoover had to pretend, a sudden excitement over such as tonishing revelations and act as It the wool had Just been pulled from his eyes. It msy he too much to suggest thst Sntor Borah deliberately sought to m marrasa the president, but it waa obvious enough that ho did n't mind it he did. The contrast In the attitude of Harding, Coolldge and Hoover toward prohibition enforcement seems to be that Hoover Is mors conscientious sbout It. Ons can also say for Hoover that he has not been In office very long and can hardly he expected to do In less than a year what hi pre decessors failed to do la eight. He Is fortunate in retaining the support of the dry organisa tions, with their control of Con gress. The organised drys are not those engsged In hectoring him now. They have even come to the defense of his chief en forcement officials In the face ot Borah's demands or a "top to bottom" cleanup. Some ot them think all this hollering from tbe Senate Is timely and ought to be helpful In prodding the president, hut most of them are convinced that Mr. Hoover has always meant to do right by their cause. They don't dart believe anything else, as a matter of fact, because they pawned their clothes on him In 12. Temporarily the buck Is be ing passed back to Congress, which will make more little laws to help enforce the big one. A Joint congressional committee will have tb Job of preparing tbe program. Oeneral agreement call for transfer of enforcement from tbe Treasury to tb Justice Department, better border patrol, relief of federal court congestion through simplification ot pro cedure and codification of exist ing law relating to prohibition. That doesn't sound like much of a program considering the enor mous else of tbe problem, but It appear to he the best product of the bast minds to date. There'll Ho More Jobs Since politics are still a large factor In enforcement Congress may also decide that the more prohibition enforcers there are. tbe more prohibition will be en fored, and so create many new Jobs with augmented approprla- At -AV a 01 S -t,V'. . .tAv ' 1 ... Hons. Prohibition Commission r Doran once sstlmated that he could enforce Ih law satisfactor ily with 1300,000,000 a year anil there Is a disposition among some members la give him al most that much to work with If not quite. Most of the senators engsged In the recent ballyhoo have been Insisting that the matter ot In dustrial alcohol diversion was the most serious angle of th : problem. Th prohibition n torcement ottlciai nv uonieu this time and again. Industrial alcohol la a factor In some ot the larger eastern ell In, but everywhere, Doran ha Instated moonshine whtaky and moon shine alcohol represent by far the greater Item of consumption. The weta doubtless will charge that the dry senators prefer to discriminate against the big city bootleggers In favor of the hill side distillers of Georgia and Idaho. High School Girls To Hold Tourney February It Is to be oue ot the red letter days of this year for girls' county athletic. Tbe local O. A. A. will sponsor on that day a basketball play day for all the high school girls' bas ketball teams In tbe county. The following school basket- bsll teams have been Invited: Merrill, Malln, Chlloquln. ilouan- aa, Henley and Fort Klamath. All these schools were present at the play day held last spring except Fort Klsmath, which did not have a team then. Fifty girls attended laat year and more are expected thla year. The girls will plsy on "color" teams, as wss dons before. This mesns thst sa th girls arrive they are given a colored ribbon to wear. The girl wearing th same color ribbon will play on th aame team and thla way they will not play en their regular teams. Official will be chosen after the girl arrlv. The visiting team are expect ed to arrive and register at I a. m. Playing will begin at :10. Tbe final game will b played preliminary to the Bend game that evening. Boy Scouts Will Hold Rally Soon A Boy Scout rally In observance of the SOta anniversary ot the start of scouting In the United States will be staged at tbe Amer ican Legion ball by the Klamath Area council. Friday evening. February 14, at t o'clock. It waa announced Monday by Oscar Hoover, scout executive. All scout troop la the Klsmath area will gather for the rally anl will participate In contests and drills. The program has already been prepared and will be an nounced later The Legion dooat ed the hall for nse ot the scouts on thst evening. Hoover stated. In making tbe rally announcement HONG WRITKH DIM NEW YORK, Jan. XI. (AP) The author of "Goodbye Dolly Gray," "Walts Me Around Again, Willie," and other popular songs of bygone dsys Is dead. Will Cobb spent bs last days In a state hospital. He was tl years old. K.WKD BUFFALO BILL BAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 11. (A P) The Kid ot Custer's regi ment la dead at 74. The Rev. Dr. Henry 8. Felx once got a congressional medal for saving Buffalo Bill's Ufa. For 10 years he wss a pastor of 8t. Mark's Lutbsrsa church. Night Coughing Quickly Relieved Famous Prescription Gives Almost Instant Relief Night coughs, or roughs caused bv a cold or by an irritated throat are ususlly due to cause which cough syrups and pstent medi cine do not touch. But th vary tint awallow Thoxln I guaran teed to atop th moat atubborn cough Instsntly. Tboxlne 1 a doctor's prescription, working on an entirely different principle, It goes direct to the internal causa. Tboxlne contain no harmful drugs. Is pleasant tasting and safe for the whole family. Bold on a money back guarantee to give bet ter and Quicker relief for coughs or sore throat than anything you have ever tried. Aak for Thoxlne, put up ready for nae In 1 60, 0c, and 11.00 bottle. Sold by Star Drug Store and all otner good drug stores. NORTHLAND Transportation Company To all points North East and West For Oonvrtilcace, Kconomy, Hatety and Dependability MHIIK THH NOHTHLAIfD" Phone 999 Terminal Stage Depot 615 Main Street EIGHTEEN YEARS AGO IN KLAMATH Bids are atsln wauted by the government for carrying Ihe malls from Klsmsth Falls to Odessa, II miles, and bsrk, from December 1 to March II, three limes a week, until June 30, 114, or for two carrying periods. Hid will be received until February to, each one to be accompanied by a 11,100 bond. The government propose to send ths mall up on Mondays, Wedndy, and Frlds), and bark on Tuesdays, Thursdays, snd Saturdays. There will be a masque ball glveu by Klamath Lodge B. P. O. K., at th pavllllun rink, Friday evening, January It, lilt. Elks and their ladles only are Invited. A report was brought to the office of the sheriff this after noon that tbe body of a dead man had been found down the valley between Ihe railroad bridge and the fairgrounds, snd that from the description given the body la that of "Mitch" who disappeared from the county In firmary the night of January ltth. Deputy John Schallo.k left tn Investigate th report, and had not returned when the Herald went to prees. The council wanted a com mittee to handle the new charter question, but the mayor aald that Ihe city attorney and he would do It. It remalne to be aeen how near the reault will approach the doelrea et the council. Taxes are not exorbitant la rata, but It tbey were made really high enough to rare for dally expenditures on a rash basis th difference would be Imposing, In both semes ot lb word. The sooner the elty pays cash the sooner will living expenses he pared some. Tonight there will be two one mile race on skatea and a bas Spring St. Iron Wks. We hava installed additional equipment in our new building the better to serve you. BLACKSMITHING and FORGING to 15 inches ACETYLENE ELECTRIC WELDING raw We Now Have Good Stocks Blocks Body Limbs Slabs Hog Fuel ALSO Agents for Oilomatic and Ray Oil Burners Riley Hog Fuel Burners PEYTON 8C CO. Phone 53S "Wood to Burn" 126 So. 7th What Are the Advantages of Central Station Steam Service? KLAMATH HEATING COMPANY KLAMATH FALLS, ORE. ketball match played by young men on Ihe ssme vehicles, at the pavlllloa. Tbe events will bs between I snd t o'clock, and tb gener al akallng will he from t until 11:10 p. ni. Ice on Ihe Upper Lake la re ported to be breaking up rapid ly. Tber waa for a tlm eon alderable formation of th slip pery substance which I calcu lated to upset soma psopl who walk not with care, and of course, navigation waa Hopped. It la believed, however, that tb vortebrae of wluter has really been seriously undermined, and that disintegration ot tbe afore said congealed substsnc has a strong tendency to prove ssme. Altamont Honor Roll Announced Ths spelling honor roll la the upper grsdes ot Allsmont nbool fur th month of December was reported last night by Mr. J Thomss Mslton, prlnclpsl. Th following students attained Ihn roll: Eileen Ulbbs, Berulce Hooter and Grace Whltlalch, grave five. Rials Cooper, Edith Fuglll, Oil best Hatfield, Ladd Hoyt, grade six; Robert ("launch, Howard Uurkhard, Omar Usllowe. grade seven; Pauiln Brown, Carman Parkin and Esthar Atkinson grsd eight The Truth About Fat Science be found that ansa (at Is Largely due 10 a weakened gland. Now physicians the woild over, la treating obesity, combat that major cause. Star vation la not advised. The chief factor they us are em. bodied in Manaola prescription tablets. People have tusd them fur 22 years 1 millions ol boxes of them, tn late years, exosee (st has been (sat disappearing, everybody knows. Th method and formula are explained In every bo of Marmola. As yon gain new slendrmesa, beauty end vim, yo know why. Go try the method which haa done so much. Watch the amasing result. All druggists supply Marmola at tl boa. Fuel Oil Furnace Oil Coal Briquets Ths answers to that question are many and varied, and will be ot Interest tn orery business and Industrial plant and every home owner In Klamath Falla having a heating problem. We will give you the anavors In a sarles ot sdvsrtlsemantg to ap pear weekly In the local nsws pirpera. Welch tor them.