PACE FOUR
THE EVENING HEftAtJ), KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
O. O. Crawford
r. B. English
Editor
Bulla!! Winner
TIMELY QUOTATIONS FROM
PEOPLE IN THE PUBLIC EYE
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ASSOCIATED PUBS LEASED WIM
MKMBEH AUDIT BUHE Atl Or CIRCVLATIO-I
"I am on of many who think
ws erred In putting prohibition
Into the constitution, and that w
Iarr doubly In our present melh
oda ot enforcement." Governor
Ritchie of Maryland.
"I have no uh tor hasty mar
riages, but haaty divorce are
no better." Judge Sahhalh ot
Chicago.
a
"Tha other halt ot th pretty-
glrl world that laa't trahklng to
Hollywood to gat Into th movies
la hitch-hiking to New York to
gt into th rhorua. It would
seem." Eileen Bourn. (Lib
erty.) a a a
Titer "ar now In th United
Stti about Too, 000 mora peo
pl out ot work than lu 110.
And all ilgna point to a greater
unemployment in in rutin, uu
la radical atepi ar taken."
Walter B. Pitkin. (Forutn.)
"The church ar mora power-
nil in America than anywhere
In th world except Tibet, and
auch power nhetructa Intellectual
progreaa." Bertrand Russell.
Mraiaar at th Aeaaclale
The Aaaoolatad Preas la exemalvaly entitled to th naa or republic
two of all ! dlapatcbaa credited to It or not otherwise credited la
in I. uanr and also tha local Dawe published therein. All rich! o( ra-
subllcalloa ot spacul dispatches herein ar also reeervea
V Monday, October 21, 1929
Pity The Poor Writer
pITY the poor editorial writer when the month of Octo-
ber comes aiong. . ,
There is some sort of unwritten law in this country
that every editorial writer, annually, must write an edi-.j
torial about October. There's nothing formal about this
fiat; no taskmaster outlines the job, no editor storms into
the sanctum to. demand it It's just one of those things
that must be done.
The month itself compels it In all the year there is
CO month quite like it It is the midway point between
ummer and winter; it is autumn at its most wistful, its
most beautiful. It is a time when young men see visions
and old men dream dreams.
So, of necessity, the editorial writer has to do some
thing about it AncV with a writing man, to "do some
thing about it" whether the emergency be an approach-
Short and Snappy,
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44 P Haloing 1 CastodbiB.
to air. a Metallic
4.1 Uevcrage. rock.
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eight. - 4 Coadorird.
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broadly. Use laraal
45 To make a mammal.
mistake. T Inclined.
Dower prop-
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place.
14 Verbal.
IS Lome grata.
13 W
IT Caterpillar
hair.
IS Shock of an
90 Stop watch.
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SO Sacred.
rate.
S4 Make Bate.
34t To sharpen.
M Wrath.
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ing war, a night club murder or the marriage of a movie ia To laatat
.actress, means to write about it
Up to his typewriter, then, creeps the editorial writer,
prepared to do justice to October. And straightway he
begins to bog down. His Pegasus, if you can call it that
gets miped. He fumes, sweats, smokes more cigarettes
than his. system really needs, snarls at his co-workers,
wishes that he had taken up truck-driving instead of
editorial-writing as a vocation.'
The poor man, in reality, has an impossible, job. For
how can anyone get October down on paper? How can
........... .3 .-,. 1 1 r9 Vaw aiifiimn lanrlaronflQ I 1 Recaptawe.
wild flaming lorests, crackung starlit nignxs ana nusnea
farmland noontides and put it into half a column of hard
type? It simply can't be done. October has to be felt
It cannot be described.
For October is prodigal of those moments when the I Judge and lawyers for' abolition
veil that surrounds our workday universe is torn, so that of th jury a-ystem,
toiling men can peer through and get a hint of unimag-1 But tuer ia nothing wrong
inable glory lying beyond. There come moments in the Ji?1 ll!,t
brief space of Indian summer, when the blue murk drifts I adminiatrdt it is th best ays
over pasture and cornfield and woodland like the smoke tm Jet aistorered tor attaining
fmm vjanifiViAri camnfirea nf Ipopnrlarv rprl mon in whirh I
all that we shall ever know about life, death, the present times out If ten! bau!' 01"
and the future is made plain to us. incompetent handling at th
Back of the glory of October are profound secrets, ti""
October s trappings her scarlet pennons, her mystic wateiy misused and abused.
fields, her nights of yearning moonlieht are nothinir I lf eouru and lawyers win re-
Knf .mKnla Tl,0 tanA tv,;. . . i IOn inemseiTes ana nanai toe
- "c I lurr rtltm with honest, en1 In.
dream of. Behind them there stretch all the tragedy, all teiiigenc they win find it works
the heart-break, all the magnificence and all the splendor " riht
of life ordinary human life, which is a mystery and a
portent a defeat and a triumph, a failure and a dazzling
success.
Those are the hints October gives out But how can
an editorial writer get them down on paper?
SATrRDAVS AS8WKR
erty.
Verb.
10 Rodent.
11 Patas as
time.
18 8 t o p p lag
devira.
10 RanaL
81 Sherbet.
Xi Moagrtl
do;.
23 Partofelasa
tk tiaaae.
2.1 Klasire.
S Not bright.
ST Valk
SCO To ma mite,
aa More CO a,
deat.
S3 Rack.
8 Joker.
a7 Proaoaa
3 Silkworm.
41 Achlered.
43 I.iwik.
43 Sheep.
EDITORIALS
From Over the Nation
OOAIi BOLES
Tim: Good news tor Cana
dian lumbermen and pulpmakers.
bad news for British and U. 8
ooal shippers, was announced by
Ontario's gruff. Industrious Pre
mier Howard Ferguson last week.
Drilling profound holes in the
rocky banks ot North Ontario's
Abltlbt river, geologists of the
Ontario department of mines had
atrnck a coal formation estimated
to contain 20,000,000 tons of
lignite.
"Up to th present," said Pre
mier Ferguson, "th seams hare
been located by drill to a length
of ona mile, and a width of one
half mile, and of an established
thickness averaging 18 feet. Thia
in Itself constitutes a reserve of
several million tons, and it is In
every way likely that a seam of
such thickness will be found to
b mor extensive. It Is antici
pated that further drilling will
prore the deposit to be truly a
larg and Important one. The
present ten holes merely con
stitute a start In our exploratory
program."
On th site ot the exploratory
holes, provincial geologists claim
ed th ntlr district for tha On
tario government, to prevent land
speculating. Chief Geologist W.
8. Oyer estimated that th newly
discovered lifnlte could be pro
fitably marketed at from 13 to
M a ton, exclusive ot freight.
Since V. S. llgntt sells at from
It to f 1 a ton, exclusive ot
freight, th chief value of the
new beds lies In th fact that
they are in tha Immediate vicin
ity of th coal burning Canadian
pspr mills, the largest of which,
th Kapuskaslng, burns COO tons
of coal dally. With coal mines
wlthlu sound of their buss saws.
Abltibl pulpmakers saw a chance
to mak newsprnt still more
cheaply for U. 8. newspapers
Lignite, or "wood-coal," is geo
logicslly half way between turf
llk past and cmudgy bituminous
eoal. It Is hard, looks Ilk dirty
A TASK rXFIXISHED
Jo M.: "Aw, gee, pop. Do
we really have to move this
week?"
Mr. M.: "Well, everything is
arranged, son. Why?"
Joe M.: "Well, there's a saw
kid in this neighborhood and I
naven t uccea nim yet."
FORMER PREMIER DIES
BERLIN, Oct 21, (AP) Vas-
brown slat, burns without smoke. " Radoslavoff, former Bulgar
ia clean to handle. Mined in the Un premier and liberal leader.
V. 8. In North and South Dakota lid In a Berlin hospital today
and Texas, It is useful in domes- 'tOT n illness of six months.
tie furnaces, or as pulverized fuel
in manufacturing plants.
houghts We've
Been Thinking
DAILY LETTER
ON AFFAIRS AT
U. S. CAPITAL
Anions! Olhi-r Things, the
tirats Whit KatliKr Una
llnbhed Lot of Hla Indian
Wants of Their Name,
and Taggrtl Noma Funny
Ones on tha Rest,
. (Cootlnuea troaa raa Ooal
which recently voted a loving
cup to the model husband. Th
model Is described by that
woman's club aa a man "who
never drinks more than enough,
swears only In th presence of
ladles, drives a new fllvv.tr,
uses tobacco in every form, plars
a modern game ot golf, and fills
In at bridge only when forced
to."
SEVEX DIE BY GAS
NEW YORK, yet. 11, (AP)
A father and six motherless
children were asphxlated by Il
luminating gas aa they slept In
their three-room apartment In
West 46th street yesterday.
Police found a pan of water
on a kitchen store which ap
parently had boiled over, ex
tinguishing the flame end per
mitting th gaa to flow into
the rooms.
For results' usa herald Class Ads
WHAT IS YOl'RS?
Jack Blnn in Collier's: Some
dreams are beautiful; mine are
nightmares. Invariably I dream
that studio managers with guns I
are forcing me before the "mike"
to try to do the things I criticize
in others. Here's a Chicago I
readers dream:
"Dear Jack:
"Last night all the local sta
tions were broadcasting jazz, sol
I shut off the radio, tell aaleep
and dreamed a beautiful dream.
I thought I was the radio com
mission end WDFL had applied
tor a license, representing that I
never would they put on tha air
any Jazz bands, saxaphona play-
era, whinnying sopranos, 'mam
my' singers, or 'blues' shouters.
I had just signed a permit grant
ing this station leave to ue
5,000,000 watts twenty-four hours I
a day on any wave band it chose.
whan somebody turned on the
radio and I awoke to hear a jazz I
band playing I don't remember!
what. It doesn't matter anyway.
because there Is only one jazz
tune in the world and all ot them
ar it. Yours,
"J. Kentner Elliot.
"P. B. But wouldn't It be
great it my dream came true?"
THE FLAWS IV THE JURY
SYSTEM
Beattl Star: Th Oregon Bar
association heara tram Samuel R.
Stern, Seattle lawyer, that the
jury system ought to be abol
ished. Th abolition, says th learned
attorney, would "speed litigation,
cut expenses to tezpayers and
prove satisfactory to litigants."
Because courts do not always
ERRORGRAMS
NINE BELLS, SIR. WC
WWE DftOPPCD THE PILOT
AND WILL ENTER THE
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Ha triuaJly ha gomathifi to yell aboutf.
There ar at least four mistakes In th abov picture. Thar
may pertain to grammar, history, etiquette, drswlng or whatnot.
He If you can find them. Then look at the scrambled word below
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function satlsfsctorily there Is a Mif z0 for ,ach 0, tha mliUkei you ,lna, ,n(1 ,0 ,or tn, word
growing demand on tha part of u yon nnscKmbla It. Find corrected list on page I.
lly RODNEY Dl'TTHER
MCA Hervloa Writer
WASHINGTON, Oct. 11 On
ot the things th representative
of th Great Whit Father In
Washington have done to the In
dians hss been to take away
their name.
Sometime their name have
been taken away altogether by
half-witted reservation elerka
who auhatitut ridiculous nam
appealing to their aenae ot hum
or and sometime they have been
merely translated into English
with results equally disgusting to
English-speaking Indians with a
ssns of dignity. '
It appear that th old Indian
namea were too much fiother
for th Indian I urea u employee
to spell or pronounce. So today
thousands of red men have to
exist with translated names
which are a source ot laughter
to tha ordinary whit man. for
these are their legal name and
the only ones recognised by
those ;ho govern them.
Surnamra Came letter
Originally the Indian tribes
had no family names. When th
papoose wer bora th folks
just thought up something tor
them.. Later. If they achieved
considerable distinction th tribe
was likely to award them th
name of some Illustrious depart
ed sage or hero. Rut Unci
Sam couldn't atand for any
auch noneaens as that.
Out on the Yankton Sioux res
ervation today, tor Initanc..
there's an Indian whoa original
name, translated Into English
would have been Brown. Thanks
to a reservation employe'a hap
py thbught, he la now officially
and legally known as The Duke
ot Wellington. There's another
one known as David Copperfield
and another's nsme Is Uriah
Keep. One of the Utes was
formally named George Wash
ington, hla daughter Martha
Washington and his son Booksr
Washington!
Tha (feet of translation ap
pear to have been especially un
fortunate among the Standing
Rock Sioux on the eservatlon at
Fort Yates, N. D. Th Benat
Indian Affairs Committee . Investi
gated condition at that reserva
tion this year and haa just had
called to ita attention a printed
folder purporting to b a protest
ot many tribe member against
tha investigation. The complaint
allege that tha . Investigating
senators demoralized tha Indians,
encouraged grafter and boot
leggers by questioning them
alone, wasted everybody's time
and money and so on. Tha com
mlttee has reports now thst the
Indians signed the document af
ter being told It waa something
else and Is trying to find out
whether the reservation super
intendent, on Mossman, bad
anything to do with Its Incep
tion.
The committee also has a
counter-proteat, signed by a
tribal committee, accusing th
authors of th flrat document
of gross misrepresentation.
Members of this committee In
clude Claranc Gray - Eagl.
George Whltebull, T. B. Bull
head. Joseph Otter Robe and
Ben Has Horns. (It should be
noted that the Clarences. Jose
phs, Bens and other praenomsn
ar donted to th Indians by
their guardians. Th more ad
vanced Indians dislike the prac
tice.)
But look at the namea of a
majority ot signers of the origi
nal petitions:
John Kills Alive, Andrew Kills
Crow Indian. Louis Wbltahorse,
George Grindstone, Bert Chas
ing Hawk, Felix Spotted Horse,
Mrs. Mabel Spotted Horse, An
selm Kills Crow, Walter Cross
Bear, Louisa Face, Samuel Kills
At Night, Mrs.' Caroline Roman
Nose, Mrs. Catherine Shot At,
Mrs. Owen Has Horns, Sophie
Noisy Hawk, Basil Twobeara,
Oscar Grindstone. Amos Good
Crow. Frank Bullbear, Dan Cold
Hand, George Afraid Ot Hawk,
Leo Tallwoodpecker, Mrs. Jose
phine Buffaloboy, James Differ
ent Owl, Theodore Loon, Mrs.
Joe Twin,- Mrs. Lucy No Heart,
Mrs. Lawrence Magpie . Eagle,
Reaina Earrings, Clara On
Feather, Mrs. Ella Greybear,
Agnes Wltzeben, John Bought
Plenty. Harry Poordog, Rose
Poordog. Susl Frostod, Henry
Owns Medicine, . Edward Loan
Him Arrows, Bessie Black Plum
John Distribute, Jerome Iron
Eyes. Luke Good Fur, Vital
Bearface, Sadie Defender, M.
Feather Earrings, Joseph Yel
lowfat, Plua Shoots First, Little
Horse, Mrs. Mary Shoots First,
Mr. and Mrs. Charlea Vermillion.
Mrs. Many Horse, August
Brought Plenty, James Amidst,
Wlllla mEnd Ot Horn, Mrs. Lulu
.Brought Plenty and John Striped
Face.
Tba new government policy
envisages getting the Indians
off the reservations and Into
jobs alongside th whltas. But
If they're sent out Into the
world with namea Ilk that It
will be the nnklndest cut ot all
for a long-suffering race.
GANG WARFARE
GETS ANOTHER
'RACKET' MAN
Applicants for civil service po
sitions In Massachusetts sre ssked,
"Whst I a peanut?" Let's see
now about all wa know Is thst
It hss something to do with a
bssebsll gamf
CLEVELAND, Ohio, Oct. It
(AP) Frank Lonardo, on time
corn sugar baron who "got out
ot tha racket" whsn bta brother.
Big Joe and John, war killed
two year ago lu a gangland bat
tle for supremacy, waa dead to
day I ha victim of a fusillade of
revolver ahola which roared out
as h hunched over a card table
la th back room ot a downtown
barber shop last night.
Had Quit Racket
Lonardo, silent partner In the
business which mad millionaire
ot th brother, waa understood
to hare abandoned th gam
when Big Jo and John war
shot down aid by aide, but
nevertheless police worked on
th theory today that hla death
was la reprisal for tha slaying
ot Sam "Blackjack" Todaro, rival
bootleg ctar, credited with hav
ing piloted th death of - to
Lonardo.
One Brother Left .
Last nlght't slaying left only
Dominic, last reported la Ban
Francisco, alive ot th tour
Lonardo brothers. Dominie was
indicted ber in th Sly-Kanner
payroll robbery and murders, but
vaded extradition and trial.
Mrs. Coaceltta Lonardo, common
law wife ot Big Joe, and bar old'
at son, Angolo. 10, wer Indict
ed for lirat degre murder In
Todaro'i death. Angelo ia at
liberty but his mother la out on
bond awaiting trial.
Waa I'leylasj Cards
Frank mat death as ha played
rummy with three other. Tea
men stood ia the small smoke-
filled room watching tha game.
Suddenly a hall ot bullets rang
out from among the bystandsr.
according to Louis Kellas, restau
rant owner, who sst la the game.
Powder smoke drifted across the
table and Lonardo, handa flung
high, leaped to hla feet and then
pitched to th floor. Thar were
tight bullet bole la hla body.
Lonardo had a .31 callbr re
volver In a pocket,
BENNETT DIES
IN CALIFORNIA
A message from Eureka,
Calif., received by officers of
the Odd Fellows lodg. told of
th passing ot Jasper Bennett
at an early honr this morning.
Tba message came from Marlon
Bennett, brother of th deceased,
and at whose home th death
occurred.
Mr. Bennett left Klamath Falls
about three weeks ago In search
of medical relief. He went first
to Lan hospital In San Francisco
where he submitted to an ex
ray examination. This revealed
a liver cancer and Mr. Bennett
was told by tb axsmlnlng physl-
elana that there waa no hope of
recovery. He then went to th
horn of his brother at Enreka
to await the nd.
Jasper Bennett was on ot
the old timers ot this section.
His exset age waa not known.
aa that waa matter he did not
discuss even with the closest
friend. He wss active la lodg
and cMo affairs and had a host
ot friends who will regret to
hear of hla passing.
Funeral plans will be an
nounced later.
Monday, Ofer 2Vlfl2?
QUIPS AND
QUIRKS OF
AMERICANS
Robert Owlllea'g Pointed Sa
tire and llmarl Humor (lives
Refreahlaa View ot Ilaman
Traits.
A scrap pspr rtceptloa Is no
new eiperlanre for Mr. MacDon
aid. It haa been snowed tinder
be lor.
1111, for soms psopU, will b
place where everybody ls
talks constantly about things tbsy
know nothing about.
Race problems are like bablea.
They are easy to understand and
handle It you ve never had any.
Fame Is fleetlng.snd Mussolini
will figure la history ohlatly as
th man who mad another revo
lution necessary.
"Th Specialist" Is a best sell
er, which clinch th argument
that the majority still knows
what a rail fane Is.
It Is still a hick tewn It soms
o( th spectators at the 10 p.
tire ar la their Bight shirts.
A erltlo saya people no longer
go to church to hear about re
ligion. Well, they save them
selvee a lot ot dlsappolutmsnt. .
English Sunday schools now
os a Ulblei from which nsughty
things are expurgated. Ovsr here
the pulpit seams to us on x
purgated ot damnation.
Thanksgiving la a llttl pre
matura for modern parents. They
csn't be sure until evening thai
Junior haa computed his gridiron
career with a whole neck.
Americanism: Piously nursing
a kitty that appeals to as; hat
ing th wiser man who tell as
It Is a tiger thst will do us harm.
Archaeologists bar found a
smsll flgur borled so thst Its
slightest movement would cause
a great noise. Probably a primi
tive cheer leader.
Don't ba ashamed. Fulur his
torians will think our great
stadiums were used for serious
drama or lecture for the masses.
One explanation ot things Is
tha queer belief that the man
who breaks his oath to uphold
the eonatitutlon still hss honor.
And ret the chap who objects
lo tha use ot rouge Is the one
who wraps a 10-lollsr bills
around a roll ot ons's.
The drys might put over an
enforcement act In New York by
holding an election oa som re
pentant morrow after getting
everybody lit th night before.
deut tn b strong and silent onf
mor than on subject,
In som sections It Is an In
sult tn audit a gentlemen's bonks,
snd In olhrrs Ihsr Is very llttl
stealing of public- funds.
It Is easy for statesmen lo
agree on what Is right. The
hard part la to find a solution
that will mak each Ihlnk b I
getting an advantage.
Correct this senlencsi "Tom
and I bad ebsrmlng woman
boardsr Isst year," ssld th wife,
"and bow 1 waat another,"
To foil Intruders a davle has
been Invented that permits a door
to ba opened a tew Inches, but
defies a person oa ths outsld to
op It further.
Nobody la perfect, and perhaps
people shouldn't xpeet any presl-
a -S? a '
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