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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (July 8, 1929)
PAOE FOUR T. H MALAHKKt. r. M. ll.NUi.ISli.. Pvbllebed every afl.rnoon etcspt Bunda br The Herald Publlahlng Osmpany l lul-UI noma H"h eireel, Klamaia aalla. Oreaoa. Cntsre u cond tlM manor at Oregon, an August so. under Br MaU fin Vaar .M I II . t.Tt .St ill alnnlhs.- Ihree Months.. One Month.... AKKOIJAl Kit 1-HKS LKAIKU IVIHBI MBMIIKM llIT UlMtSI Vf IHC t-LATIO Meaaher ! Iha Aaeaelate Praea The Aaaoclatad l're la exclusively antlllad to Iha uae or republica tion of all nawa dlapaiehee vraUuad to It or not olhorwlaa credited la tat l paper, and aleo tha loral aewe publlahad therein. All rlshla ol re puhllcatlon of apaclal diepatrhea hwreln ara alao reserved. MONDAY, JULY 8, 1929 That Laggard Motorist TN this day of four-wheel brakes, good highways, stop streets, and universal traffic regulations, the laggard driver who holds up long lines of traffic by poking along 20 miles an hour, should not ba allowed on the road. The other day just such a driver was indirectly re sponsible for a fatal accident on the Diamond lake road. He dawdled along the road, remained in the center of the thoroughfare despite repeated signals of a car be hind and raised great clouds of dust Finally the car in the rear attempted to pass. His machine swerved slightly M it drew abreast of the slow machine and struck a pine. An elderly woman was instantly killed. We don't recommend that all cars should be driven at a break-neck pace, but we do feel that the man who drives 15 or 20 miles an hour and refuses to swing over to one side of the road to allow others pass, is as much of a menace and nuisance as the mile a-minute driver. Need More Fire Equipment COR most communities of this size, the fire department equipment that serves Klamath Falls, would be ade quate. But the situation here is different This is an indus trial community with mills located comparatively close to residential and business sections. There is ever that threat of a conflagration comparable with the Astoria disaster of 1922. What would happen if a fire in the inside industrial section got away and was driven towards the city by a south wind, is terrible to imagine. Not that such a catastrophe is likely to happen; but it might and that possibility, we believe, is enough to im pel the purchase of fire equipment that could meet any emergency. Von Luckner's New Voyage apOUNT FELIX VON LUCKXER is putting out to sea again. He has embarked from Nordenham, Ger many, in a sailing yacht in month deep sea exploration taking the famous New York naturalist, Dr. William Beebe, as passenger. One cannot help contrasting this peaceful trip with the famous count's former excursions at sea, when he sailed in the raider "Sea Devil," roamed the seven seas as a terror to British shipping self that will live for centuries in the annals of the sea's heroes. Few men emerged from luster than Von Luckner. Here's wishing the doughty skipper a successful and happy voyage. It doesn't matter whether the cruisers or the peace pact comes first in the Senate. The question is, which will come first in a crisis? After seeing some of the blame those Mohammedans told women to expose their EDITORIALS From Over the Nation Tough on the Leatherneck Baltimore Sun: Word comes tram the White House that Mr. BooTer Is seriously considering sending marines to Detroit to help enforce prohibition. This proposal Is Interesting for a variety of reasons. But tha chief ot these reasons Is that It would almost certainly bring boat the degradalon ot the proudest force under the Ameri can flag. Federal Volsteadlsm began by debsuchln ; the en'orcement agents prorided by the United btatcs government. As the state police were thrown Into the fight they too, were degraded. There Is hardly a city or county In the country which has not had its series ot corrupting incidents from this single cause. When prohibition agents and police failed the government threw the coast guard and the customs officers Into the breach. But the debauchery continued. It Is now a national scandal. Moreover, Mr. Hoover Is well acquainted wlththe effects of put ting one corps after another in to the mess. When he wa se cretary ot commerce It was pro posed to make the life saving force and the lighthouse service part ot the machinery of snooping and spying. These forces were under Mr. Hoover's command. He protested vehem ently. Said he: 'I think it would be a great misfortune It the life saving men ware brought into prohibition en forcement The same thing has bssn suggested with regard to the lighthouse service, I cannst aeaeelv anything that would corrupt the tins traditions and personalities of these men more than by having them plunged Into police duty of this charac ter." In those days Mr. Hoover did not have to concern himself wlthj Bishop Cannon and the anti-Sa Editor lJuelnaee alaneser the poatofMoe l Klamath "alle, act ot Cong-rasa, aurvh I, 1STS. Ona Tear M Six " Thraa Muntha I.St Una Month . . which he will make a three- cruise in the Carribean sea, and made a name for him the World War with greater news photographs, you can't who rebelled when the king faces. v lon league. He was within Um Its, a free agent But now things are different And so Mr. Hoov er considers throwing the marine corps Into the pot, to subject them to the same temptation and the same Indignities which have overtaken one after the other tha enforcment bureau proper. - i al police, the customs ser vice, the coast guard, and which. occasionally, have besmeared the Federal courts themselves. We feel sorry for th marines. A Famoos Debate New Yorker: It has occurred to Us that we haven't attended a debate In a long time. Still, the only debate we ever regret ted mlBSing was the magnificent word tilt between Bent Hecbt and Maxwell Bodenbeln, years ago. In Chicago. (We've men tioned this before but you can't stop us now.) Mr. Hecbt and M. Bodenhelm had agreed to debate before a ladies club or something, or some literary subject which they were to choose themselves. Up to the moment the eager audience as sembled, the subject haden't been announced. The chairman rose. One of the speakers banded him slip of paper. Aloud he read: "Resolved, That people who attend literary debates ara fools." Red of face and considerably worried, be In troduced M. Hecht, Hecbt got np stared for a moment at tha faces In front ot him, and salt, with a sweeping gesture taking la th whole audience: "I rest.1 With that M. Bodenhelm arose. He too glanced appralslngly at tha people: then he turned grac iously to Mr. Hecht and making a similar gesture with his band announced: "You win." Each received 150. They had been paid In advance. They had seen to that. TIMELY QUOTATIONS FROM PEOPLE IN THE PUBLIC EYE "The statesman who knows his history knows that a law that arouses persistent defiance form a substantial minority ot Intelli gent people Is, from tha point of view of securing results, a bad law." Ida M. TarbelL (Liberty) see "Th person who Inherits a good mentality has nothing to be elated over. It Is not to his credit that be hss the brains. His responsibility conies in using his gift to Its fullest extent." Don ald A. Laird, (Hygeta Magaslne. a a a The trot bio wtlh the younger generation Is not their morals but their stagnation, and for this tha older generation Is to blame. ' Cross - Word Puzzle u " mmm T" i "" " 'S "" " ii T5" ' 3 ' i. "" """"" m i i, tt . "" ia " iy ' aw - k J 4 ii X " SS ie """"" ii " " Hi 3 TO - V. ii 1 Ii "" si a s " 'm HORIZONTAL What famous biologist was president ot LeUnd Stanford University? Who is the secretary ot tres nry ot the United States! Reverential fear. Tendon. Bustle. Point ot compass between the rising sun and the South Pole. Complained. Abbreviation for "doctor." The Portuguese territory In India. To stitch. Model. To harden. Immersion ot the body In water for the purpose of cleanliness. Appro tloned. Existed. Icon. To bark shrUly. Amphibian similar to a frog. Twitching. Small tumor. Within. Studded with nails as a boot sole. Italian river. Ocean. To come In. Hastened. Quarrel. Sewing implement. TO Captain O. C Applegate Leads Delegation to Historical- Spots. A caravan of som 50 people, led by Captain O. C. App'.egate left Klamath Falls early Sunday morning for the lava beds. This was the second caravan ot th summer an dprored most in teresting and enjoyable. Tha roads were In good condi tion, with considerable Improve ments noticed by those having made the trip on previous occas ions. The historical spots were point ed out by Captain Applegate, who related the happenings of the early days. Included on the caravan were Mr. ..nd Mrs. Herbert D. Newell, Herbert Newell, Jr., Mrs. H. L. Vlall, Mr. and Mrs. W. P. Mey ers, Emma Lou Meyers, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Klinkbammer, Frank Klinkbammer, Roy Vaughn, Har vey Gunn, Alvln Gunn, Mr. and Mrs. E. E. Crooks, Mr. and Mrs. A. W. Llnqulst, Mr. and Mrs. Lee French, Jack French, Mr. and Mrs. C. A. Mitchell, Marjorle Mitchell, Miss Lottie Kelzur, W. P. McMillan, V. M. BuUard, Kenneth BuUard, Mr. and Mrs. F. W. Radcllff, Mr. and Mrs. Fred North of Seattle; Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Hayden, Dale Hay den, Wilms Payne, A. J. Tracy, Warren Tracy, Mr. and Mrs. Slabaugh, John Byler, Mr. and Mrs. Walter Chambers, Robert Kratz, Al Swearlngen, Mr, and Mrs. Dave Danlelson, J. E. Rey nolds and Earl C. Reynolds. "The trip Is a most delightful and Interesting one," Earl C. Reynolds commented today. It Is one that every cltlsen of this community should take. Captain Applegata add color and Inter est to tha trip, such as no ona else could." The longest continuous rainfall on record In England lasted mors thsn II hiuri and fell at Camden Squar London, between 1 p. m. on June 11 and 11:30 p. m. on June 12, 1903. FIFTY JOURNEY LI BEDS THE EVENING HERALD, Tha whole country has bowed down bfore th efficiency expert and his mass production. Thought la syndicated." George H. Mlchener. (Plain Talk) a a a "What may be called 'social materialism' la growing vigorous ly, and during tha next 10 years It will become Increasingly a problem for those who car about individual liberty." Ramsay NacDonald. a a a "Law, among nations a well Is Individuals, la merely a flect'on ot Ufa. Kach great change ta followed Inevltnbly by a modification ot tha law." John U. Whlttou. (Currant History) VERTICAL 1. Who was sent In quest of the Golden Fleece? (Gr. Myth.) I. To ba Indebted. S. Becond not In the scale. s.Toward sea. i. Frost bite, t. Masculine adults. T. Female sheep (pi.) S. Sixth note In scale. . Queer. 10. Into what sea does the Rhine river flow? 13. Near the bank ot what river Is Cairo? ie. Printed In the letters ot the Latin alphabet IT. Argued. 19. To salute. 21. Light cart IS. Type of poem. 14. Pig pen. 25. Point 27. Happiness. 31. To border on. 34. Male bee. ' 39. Musical character u-- ' . de termine the posh. i and pitch ot the scale as .v pre sented on the staff. 37. Existed. 39. Fishing bsg. 41. Unit 42. Two fives. 43. Constant companion. 45. Measure of area. 47. Abbreviation for "road." Here's Answer For Yesterday !A LT A PH I D GLUEf IP I L I II R I S f? U D EUE R aUl A V E g u o eUeIr aUT A V E A M i kkTlrAWT E R ITHP OIL A Br E flat rj" 0 A T "T l AlNIAPg A OlF SOP Ab ta)l )en t fcljpFr1 Q ei v A l now NpulNli t kMsMRb ellB E D s IL IEIE.JYIEITUSIEIEI LETTER GOLF TA me" 4 wl i 1l Id RAPID CHAXGK Today's putile starts off a lit tle TAME, but It gets WILD In a hurry. Par la only four and the solution is on page 8, THE RULES 1 The Idea of Utter Oolf Is to change one word to anotbar and do It In par, a given number ot strokes. Thus to Chans COW to HEN, in three strokes, COW, HOW, HEW, HEN. 2 You change only on letter nt a time. 3 You must have a complete word, of common usage, for aacb Jump. Slang words and abbrevia tions don't count 4 Th order of letters cannot b changed. CHIEF PHYSICIAN OF S. P. VISITS KLAMATH Dr. Walter B. Coffey, chief physician for th Southsrn Pa cific hospital at Ban Frabelico visited in Klamath Falls on Sun day an route north to Portland to attend th National Medical as sociation meeting In session this week. Dr. Coffey visited here with local officials ea route north. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGOM QUIPS AND QUIRKS OF AMERICANS Robert Qulllen'a Pointed eU lira anil HnMil Humor (Uvea Kerreehlna; View ot llumaa Traits. All problems will ba solved when th lion and Iha lamb suras on th definition ot Justice. Yet you can love a deconi worn aa you bar a right to lova and never be annoyed by the police, Another bird called tha dor tails to raach Its goal because of an unwelcome stowaway called greed. VIconln lias voted for beer What's to hluiler voting for a Rolls Itoyc for everybody! A hick Is a poor man who has a bom and yard Ilk be could afford If be were a Long Island millionaire. THK IAnnlAOK 18 A FAIL URE IF 8MB LOOKS BACK TO TUB FIRST SIX MONTHS AND WISHES HE WOULD BE LIKE THAT NOW. Roosevelt era i Speak softly and wry a big stick. Present era: gpeakeaay and a .44. A year from now you can see considerable change In the farm er's affairs. His mortgag will b a year older. Anyway we ara glad to Irara that the disagreeable taste of things we doa't like Is caused by sentlal vttamlne. AMERICANISM: Buying cylin der oil In th original container to avoid poor oil that might In jure the motor: accepting the stranger's word that tha stuff In the fruit Jar Is pure corn. Tills modem airplane courtship wont last They rnlaa the fun of patching things up when they fall oat Th tariff In action: "I'll quit trading with you," said th bank er to the merchant, "and thus reduce your profits so you can pay m what you ows." Life la simpler for parents now. In tha old days the sound of a slap on the front porch In dicated a reproof Instead of a mosquito. THE HONEYMOON IS OVER WHEN SHE LOOKS SLOPPY AROUND THB HOUSE AND HE DOESN'T GIVE A DARN. Educators say practical dem onstration la worth more than a lecture, aa dif that la true, the crime commission can aak for nothing more. If Messers. Hoover and Mae Donald desire pesce, let them agree on a rule that none shall bear arms except those who bop to profit by th war. A diet expert suggests the Juice of aa orange and a slice of bran bread In the morning, but doesn't say whether It la to be taken before or after breakfast. Scientists have provided an amplifier for almost everything now except th still small vole. CORRECT THIS 8ENTENCE: "NO, THANKS," 8AID WILLIE; "BATING PEANUTS AND CANDY NOW MIGHT 8POIL MY APPETITE FOR DINNER." (Copyright 1929, Publishers Syndicate) Letter $ From the People Mr. T. B. Malarkey, The Evening Herald, Klamath Fall), Oregon. Dear Mr. Malarkey: Realising that we of the newspaper profession often make mistakes I am not going to be vitriolic about two luccssatvs errors concerning th boxing match In Lakevlew between Jack Davles ot Chlloquln and myself here last week. In your first report of th fight tha Herald said that It was victory tor m ben In your Issue of July S you credit victory to Davlas. It was neither on. Th bout was de clared a draw by both judges and the refers. Th Judges' cards showed th first three rounds for ma, th fourth round even and tha last two for Jack. Thanklpg you for your kind treatment ot m In th paper In the past and hoping that th Herald prospers under you hand. I am Yours very sincerely MAHR REYMERS Disease germ rarely travel through the air alone; they fly aa "passengers" on particle of dust. THOUGHTS ON Ik S. AFFAIRS (Contlauad from pass Ona) delivering I ham. The on thing a railroad has to sell Is Irnns portatlon and the Great North eru specialties In transportation and apat'lallsoa In It In a most sutslfactory manner. While considerable part of this, traffic was Iron ore, so President lludil suys, virtually every commodity except gralu la moving In larger qunntltlrs this year than lsat year, and that the Inst years have ahowu a stimity Improve- uent III business both Industrial ly and agriculturally In U northwest rouutry. Till report Includes a part ot the Klumath pin which th Great Northern hss been handling, bit which wbvn the mills are all going and the line la sot will be In far greater volume than It now en Joys. - a a nAllM relief la now almost with ua. Tha bill ha been passed and th board Is named. But, th ysar to com will prov again that th smart and lnduit rlous farmer will do wall, while th dumb and laiy farmer will do poorly. Th yearly will al' ao prove again that Ibe farmer well located and on a good farm and willing to work at every op portunity will make a good liv ing or better while th farmer on the poor land will not do ao well. W wonder over what temporary relief can do. We believe there are laws above th quick laws made by congreas to which the farmer muit give patient adherence It he is golu4 to cujoy the welfare which b derlrcs. llowover, we ara very anxious to see (he farm relief tried tor we believe that In this readjust mailt period Ibat has oc curred slnre tha war such read justment haa largely fallen on the laud owner and . the land operator and ba baa been the ona to suffer. (Special to The Herald) (Mary y Correspondent ) IVAN, July 3. Luther Sand ers, son ot Air. ana mrs. i. Sanders was given a birthday party a weak ago laat Sunday. At th asm Urn th blrthdsy ol Pearl Collins wss also celebrated. Ouesta at the party Included Paul Collins, Ben Oay, Carrol Alien by, Ethel Gay, Virgil and Lydla Oay, Alltle Stlffler, Pearl Collins, Chrtatlsn Oay, Ted Sanders, Mary Oay. Games and cards wera en joyed. Refreshments were served lata In the afternoon by tha host ess, Mrs, Banders. Ted Senders bss returned from Portland with a new coupe. Mr. and Mrs. E. E. Pltcock and Bona, Harold and Leonard, spent last Tuesday at the bom ot Mr. and Mrs. Ben Gay. II. F. Champagne and George Tuboars, former resident of Ivsn, spent lsst Tuesdsy In Klamatb Falls. Mr. and Mrs. L, V. Godon and daughter, Darlsen, enjoyed a fish ing trip Sunday below Keno. Charles Gordon wss In th city last Sundsy having adjustments made on bis car. Mrs. T. J. Sanders and children spent last Friday evening In Klamath Falls visiting it the heme of Mr. and Mrs. Cheater Hendricks. Mr. and Mrs. Hen dricks and family left on Satur day for Idaho. They formerly resided at Wordcn. Charles and H n r y Gordon spent tha week-end with their parents, Mr. and Mrs. Dan Gor don near Worden. HERALD CLASHIK1KU ADS BRING RESULTS THE POPULAR CHOICE KWIM-KAPS Aviator Style) 39c to 79c Good looks ara matched by long lit In these exclusive Bwlm-Kaps which ara de signed to flatter the face and shaped to keep tba hair absolutely dry. Bold only at your Rexall Store. STAR DRUG CO Th$cdoL Store NEWS NOTES OF IVAN DISTRICT DAILY LETTER ON AFFAIRS AT U. S. CAPITAL Treasury lVwHilient Will Ik stray Three or Kmir llllllun Hollars In l'Kr Money During Next Year or Bo lllg Machines Doing the Job Take Millions at One Uulpi lly ItODNh'Y IH'Tl'IIKIt MCA Service Writer WASHINGTON It SIUI rather tragic because one ran think, of so many ulcer Ihliiis to do with the money, but tha Tre sury will be destroying three or (our billion dollars In currency within the next year or so. All the mousy wo are no carrying lit our pockets Is bead cd for th devouring currency u. cerator lu th Trenaurr building and the Bureau of JCn graving and Printing here. II was bound thore anyway, hut the lixuni.ee ot the new small currency will speed up the pro. cees soinawhst, although all the old bllla aren't coming back In a flood becauae of Ibe uew money will be laauod only as Iha old bills wesr out. It's Fun to Wntrh The average life of a dollar bill Is only seven months and lives of other bills longer In proportion to their denomina tions, so Tressury officials ex pect to bsva our pockets filled principally with tha new cur rency well within a year. Is suance of It begins July 10. With an easily procured paae one can walrh th destruction of a few million dollars either at th Treaaury or the Bureau. Several million dollars are des troyed dally, under the moat careful supervision. Your cur- respondent attended one such session In th basement of the Tressury building, where a sin gle macerator eats up from one to three million dollars at a lime. This macerator take, rare ot the worn national bank notes: those at the Bureau destroy th U. 8. currency and federal re serve notes. Tha macerator Is a large churn, resembling a big red ap ple -out 13 feet la dlsmenter, operated by a steam engine which has been doing busluoas In the Treaaury since 1371, re ducing millions ot dollars to pulp eat't day. The principle Is aomewhat simitar to that of a cooker In a paper mill. When the money Is dumped n the churn Is about bait full ot a mixture of water, soda ash and lira. Wbll th chemicals destroy the silk fiber snd at tack the coloring matter, 114 knives, som stationary and som revolving, cut the paper to liny bit. The banka returning th currency slice It nestly In two j Special 'destructle- commit tees" ara appointed from among officials at both tha Treasury and tha Bureau. It's their job to see that there Isn't any monkey business. At th Trea sury Secretary Mellon bss' ap pointed John F. Morsa aa chair man of the national bank note destruction committee. Mr. Morsn and two other members are accompanied to the macerator by a bank agent The doomed money Is brought from tb Treasurer'a office In trunks, each of which has three trars. Tray by tray, It Is carefully dumped from a raised platform Into a aquare hole, about 14 ncbea, In the top r the mr-r- ator. Each member of the commit tee has two keys. Tbsse are for three separate locks to clamp down th hatch of th macerator sftor the money goes in and three sepnrste locks which must be unlocked befors th machine can begin operation. Attar un- A'5 Vox Theatre v.oau,i COOL BEST SOUND I.N TOWN System Ooea It TODAY till TflWL A Clown and His Wife Work, Sharing Hardship, Heartache, Htp- ptneaa. men t-eme nenhfp. Another Lover Sm and Heart Two A I X an .1 Li." t"1 ona uvnctng in a Tltadtrs Romanet that DJands Patkaa ' and Alberta Vaughn Directed by walL-i Mnndny, July Sf IncV'g Ilia latter and lucking the former each -aniler a Ills W In bis pocket. Viey rg. turn together an b-nr or 0 later, unlock th hatch vid ins upon lit pulp to re If la aufdelvnly uisshed, It gen. rally I. Make Patter of It The pulp Is thou strained through a "'lr basket under, tieath which la designed In ciiUq any large piece Inaiiffiuliin'y macerated. It Is (hen put n,a drain box, allowed In drain for 34 hours and carted off tu th Bureau, wheru It la pre jid aud rolled for sal ' to paper manufacturers and sou",.rir mnkers at something loss limn is a Ion. once a year the llurenu advertises for bids ou tills stuff; It dispose ot about J.oi'O ton a year, William (. Kaslerdsy, It years old, whu uperlnlends the Treasury moderator, has been destroying millions dally slurs 1909. imi big c-y rams In it,, pv'-war period, when ha made pulp of tH". Ono.cno In a elude mscerst' I In which nothing leaa than a 310, ono nnta went Into the hopper. Two macerations a day are upected for a while during is suance nf new currency I'l.ANK K)KM INTO WIN TWO KII.I.KJI NEW PRESTON, Can.. July 3. (AP)- "artln T. Ilrown, 31. of New Brunswick, N. J., and Gordon Ppe-cer Whltlley, II, of Arlington, N. J., ware killed Sunday when their airplane went Into a nose spin and crashed. Popular Powder of Beautiful Women Beauties who guard their com pletions use MRLLO-ULO Fees Powder ouly. Famous for pur ity Its coloring matter la ap proved by the Government. The kin never looks pasty or flaky. it apreaas more smoothly and producea a youthful bloom. Mado by a new French process, MKL-1.0-0 f.O Fare Powder stays on longer. Underwood Pharmacy. a Q. D'ALBINl Certified Public Accountant Auditing . Accounting Federal Tax Service IDS L O. O. F. Illdg. Klamatb Falls, Oregon Usdford Pbons 341 Jiutin S. Lageton Plumbing, Furnace, Stoves 135 N. 4th St. Phono 665-W Night Phone 565-R FLIES, The Summer Pests, Will Soon Be here Don't wait until the last minute to ,ct your screens. We can fit any window or door in your house with the proper screens, guaranteed fly proof. THE GLASS HOUSE llth & Pine St I'hone 477-W THURSDAY Partners in Love and Fame, a Broken Part Girl Was It Another ComoleM Acts of Comedy Charla Byer Albert Ray