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EVENING HEKAI.n. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
Thursday, November - ilw
- It happened on
TMNKSGIVTNG Day
By TOM sims
TllANIvKCIVINCl DAY is coming,
ready or not. Falls the. year
on the last Thursday In tha work.
Only Thanksgiving Hay We will
hove during 11)25, believe it or not.
Such phenomena deserve more
than a passing thought. Life's n
One-way street. Old Dad Time If
tha traffic cop. Can't go back for
another look at the 'lays you miss.
Really, with tho exception of tins
one, we -nro entirely out of Thanks
Klvlng Days, temporarily. No more
In until next fall.
Then how will you celebrate the
momentous occasion? Be thankful
when the day arrives? Or thankful
when It Is gone? Or perhaps both?
Things you do in life are not so
Important as things you don't do.
So first you must plan what not
to do Thanksgiving. Later you may
decide upon what to do, And every
body will be happy, and it will be
a beautiful world with flowers In
the florists' shops.
Don'tjkick your wife in the ribs
as you crawl out of. bed on Thanks
giving morning. Not that it would
break a rib, but she might fracture
her arm throwing a shoe at you.
Then she couldn't cook.
Don't disagreo with the cook on
Thanksgiving morning. If you do
her food, is liable to disagree -with
you. '
Nero fiddled around while Home
burned. What did he play? Why.
don't be silly. He played a fiddle.
And if you make the cook mad on
Thanksgiving morning she may fid
dle around while dinner burns.
One time there was n man and he
went back into the kitchen where;
the cook was cooking because cooks
almost cook in a kitchen. This
cook didn't get paid for cooking
in this kitchen. She was the man's
wife. He said, "You can't make
biscuits like my mother used to
make."
She said, "You can't make mon
ey like my father used to make."
Didn't that bumfuzzle him;
though? It happened one Thank.;-,
giving. Hope it did, anyway.
Best way for a man to help hi.;;
Wife cook Is to go Into the front fill might be placed in two groups,
purl of the house and smoke u cigar ! one for each class of people, nu n
until she calls him. i and women.
While smoking his cigar he should Men can be thankful they don't
be very careful not to go to the have to marry someone with wills
doer and look for the Sunday pa-lkers, like women do. A man's wife's
per. Simply because he might lie lace may be dirty, awfully dirty,
absent minded and decided to wait
for It. When It arrives three days
later he will be worn out.
Don't try to keep from taking .1
nap after dinner. Hotter plan 10
and still ii wen t scratch.
l'crhaps there are five good,
firm, real solid reasons why men
should hi' thankful this Thanksgiv
ing. Perhaps there are 10. Who
give in. Write the doctor's number 1 kuows? Maybe there are the same
on the wall beside your phone in number for women. Let's see:
large numerals so the children may A man should be thankful bo
road ns they run. I cause:
You have no Idea how extremely, 1. Ho can walk along the street
important this Is. The kids mayt and If ho hears somebody eussiag
call the undertaker by mistake. And , about something he can figure may
the undertaker may come out and be something needs cussing About.
bury you before you have a chance
to explain.
Ho doesn't have to get insulted at
what somebody else . thinks about
One Thanksgiving Day a man j something else,
nto a big dinner and got flat ou 2. He can have a shiny nose and
his back and first thing you know 1 yet be happy.
he was dreaming. Ho thought bis :i. He doesn't hnvo to run to the
wife took his last dime and blew front window to see if tho man
it in for a loaf of bread when thero ringing the bell ncross the street 13
wasn't a chew of tobacco in the a bill collector or a sheriff. He
house. knows from personal experience
Ho broke out in a cold sweat! the chances are it is both,
and screamed. Neighbors rushed! 4. Ho can blame his wife be
in. They calmed him. He learned I cause the dern kids kick up more
his wife had done no such thing. ! racket than a tribe of Indians, and
She had only run away with the! why doesn't she quit crying and
butcher. So there Is no use in do something about it?
trying to keep from dreaming on
Thanksgiving.
5. A man can sit down in a
chair and prop his feet up on any-
'Now. about the things you should ' thing as high up as they will prop
do: they of course, ore just op-! and will soon know he is alive
poslte to the things you shouldn't I through orders from the kitchen,
do. I ti. He can spend the insurance
As you walk about or loaf around! money ar.d let his wife tell the col-
during the day stop now and thon
as well as here and there and think
of something for which you are
thankful.
Right way sou can be thankful
it is Thanksgiving Day instead of
Christmas. If it were Chistmas.
that would make two of them this
year, and all the bills for last
year's Christmas not paid yet.
Be thankful it isn't the Fourth of
July. If it were, you might be go
ing on a picnic. So be thankful
it isn't the Fourth.
The things for which to be thank-
lector to come hack next week.
7. He never bar, to decide if his
hair should be bobbed or long.
S. He can grow old without
considering It a very serious crime.
9. He can smoke a pipe if it
will stay lit.
There are nine reasons why men
should be thankful Thanksgiving.
Women should be thankful just
.becanse:
1. Just because.
There are nine million reasons
why women should be thankful
Thanksgiving Day.
DUCK HUNTER LOST
(Continued from rage One)
berger. When darkness fell, he did
not put in an appearjn:e at the
automobile with his two ether com
panions. Nor did any shots from the
lake, then enshrouded by night,
give them an inkling of where he
was.
Carter, one of the men with whom
he was hunting, admitted the pos
sibility of Hardberger being hurt.
"Yes, we think that there is a
chance he accidentally shot him
self out there in the lake," Carter
said. "When we started out into
the lake, Hardberger veered off to
the left of us and that Is the last
we saw of him. We could not tell
whether or not he was shooting
because of the din from other
hunters.
"It was particularly difficult to
get out of the marsh yesterday. It
took me two hours to drag myself
200 yards, but I only sank up to
my middle, so I doubt whether he
sank over his head."
Hardberger, an experienced hun:-
er, had confined his shooting in
Title lake to the west side of Tntej
lake. His expedition to the east
side was his first since he has hunt
ed in Klamath county.
A searching party led by Carter
left this morning for Tule lake to
undertake the search for Carter. ,
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I PARIS, Nov. 26. (JP) France's
' ministerial crisis today entered its
' fifth day and the solution, rendered
'more difficult of the dcclsian of the
'socialist party caucus this morn
'ing to refrain from entering a mln
'istcry headed by former Premier
; Herrlot, apears to be no nearer than
' when M. Paialeve resigned Sunday.
The protracted cabinet crisis has
intensified the rumor of an coup
d' ctat which have been in circula
i tion since the fall of M. Malnleve's
; previous ministry in the latter part
of October. The organs of the par
i ties of the right are accusing the
socialists of preparing the power by
force while the left parties con-
j tend that such a danger comes from ;
'the fascist organizations.
Although everyone is discussing
I lire possibility of a coup d' etat
there is no tangible development
I among the right or left which will
lead un observer to believe that a
stroke of force is imminent. How
ever, experts on the political affairs
of France agree that tho country
and evolving toward a slutallon
which would make a coup aV etat
possible.
WASHINGTON President Cool
idge already has half a dozen tur
keys for tomorrow.
CONSTANTINOPLE. The m Jtor
hearse is the latest occidental In
novation in Turkey.
NEW YORK. Prfhco Aa.go of
Denmark, cousin of the King, is on
the way to visit tho movlo cities
1n California.
The Cause And Effect Of Poor Teeth
is commonly known. Improper care of your teeth results
in unhealthy mouth conditions and body poisnfng. You save
money und your health by paying regular attention to your
teeth. See us for free examination.
R. D. COE, DENTISTS
(Painless of course)
202-204 Honkn Hide. 8th and Main Phono S.1G
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(ContiiiucI from Pagti One)
tended and at the cloe of this cold
fall day, there will bj hundreds of
big roast brown turkeys that will
gladden the hearts of youns child
ren and cause their parents to smile
in anticipation of the feast.
Klnitmth Grateful
Casting a look backward, before
facing what gives promise of be
ing a long and cold wlntor not
one resident of Klamath can but
realize that this community ha:i
much to he grateful for. This year,
as no other, has marked the time
when Klamath has stirred from the
ruts of a small town and has taken
its first long stride toward develop
ment and expansion.
Since last Thanksgiving, two
railroads have engaged in a death
struggle, a fight to .determine
whether one railroad or two rail
roads will have the opportunity of
developing the abundant natural
resources of Klamath. Out of this
melee of slants has come tin- real
ization that whatever the outcome,1
there Will be railroads built with"-'
in the next few yean; that will brin ;
new people, new industries and aj
new community, The railroads Will'
open the head gates that will let
in a stream of new population that
will final out ancient cliques, pre
judices and animosities that have
cluttered the rood to - prosperity,
) I:: : l I Development
The past year has seen a build
ing development in Klamath Falls
that has bad no equal in the his
tory of tho city. ' It has Been the
population increase to approximat-.1-ly
10,000.
Klamath people realize that a
great future awaits the Klamath
country and many silent thanks will
be offered today by the Klamath
public. -
Geraldine Farrar
Is Seriously 111
HARTFORD, Conn., Nov. 2r,. -IVP)
Geraldine Farrar, noted opera
and concert dinger, and now star
of Franz Lebaf'o new opera "Rom
any Love Spell," Is 111 here. All her
engagements for the next month
have been cancelled. The operetta
was given Its American premiere
h c re Tu end ay night hut Miss Fa r
rar, exhausted by five weeks of re
hearsals was unable to appear last
night. Patrons were turned away
at the box office.
To men who make a hobby of. pipes
Old peace-pipes, chm-ch-wardens,
hookahs and briars, make the
finest sort of hobby . . . But don't
let it run away with you. Spend
all the time and money you can
afford on tobacco tricks but stay
off the trick tobaccos . . . Don't
iorget that what you get out of
any pipe depends on what you
put in it . . . And none of your
trick experiments will go entirely
sour if your pipe's always packed
with sweet, spicy, mellow Granger.
If ever a tobacco was "made
for pipes" it's Granger 7
Fine, ripe old Biirley, mellowed by
Wellman's famous 1870 method. And
specially cut for pipes (roujti cut) to
frurn slow and smoke cool and sweet
that's Granger, It's pipe tobacco from
etart to finish!
IBBI & Mrnui Tobacco Co.
Packed in heavy foil
instead of tins
Mickey Walker
Still Champion
NEWARK, X. .1., Nov. 20. (JF)
Mickey Walker, oil Elizabeth, N. J.
retains his title an world's Welter
weight champion, utter a successful
defense last night against Sailor
Friedman In a 12-round bout.
Although New Jersey prohibit de
cisions, Walker won the verdict of
newspapermen, outfighting the chal
lenger in nearly every round. The
only wny Friedman could have won
would have been on a knockout or
a foul.
LONE PINE
William Barks Is working for
Hugh O'Connor this week.
Mrs. A. C. Bunnell and son James
were visitors in Klamath Kalis on
Monday.
Mr. and Mrs. It. F. Bcnsly spent
Friday evening with Mr. and Mrs.
M. Taylor. The oven lis was enjoyed
with cards.
I.is:ie Stewart was In Klamath
Falls Monday evening taking music
lessons.
Mr. and Mrs. It. F. Bdnsly and
family spent Sunday with the A. C.
Bunnell family.
Mrs. C. W. Lewis called on Mrs. .1.
O. Ueardsley Saturday.
Miss Veru Jungje.haui spent Fri
day evening With Iriehds near Ash
land. Mrs. Clyde Barks an J Murine and
Hilly ii'tr!' seen' Saturday evening
with Mrs Barks' mo bc. Mrs .Min
nie OH ar.l, of .Jicrr'll.
Mr. and Mrs. m. p. (latarneau
were In Merrill Tuesday.
Mr. and Mrs. J. Johns were callers
at the Taylor home Tuesday.
Mrs. J. 0, Ueardsley went to her
home in Klumath Falls Saturday
evening.
It. F. Bcnsly was a business Visitor,
in Klamath Falls Tuesday.
Lon Siorey moved the MODtoUllfl
house las l week. He is now employed
drilling a well for .Mr. Montollus.
Mrs. Bowman and daughter' Miss
Marjorle Bowman were In Klamath
Falls Snlurday.
C. ftonfeld and son Carl visited
Bill Ronfeld Mondny.
Pink Barks was calling oji neigh
bors Tuesday.
Mrs. SCOtt McKcndrlc expected
back Tuesday from a five weeks lslt
in Washington with her parents.
SLEEPING TESTS
IE El NUDE
Auto Tops
Rex Auto Enclosures
and Side Curtains.
CONNOLLY BROS.
912 Main St.
I'lTTSIIl'ltCII, Nov. 2(1. t,Vi
Pittsburgh has in "experimental
leepefs" who nightly, while' resting
In the arms of Morpheus, are aiding
scientists In lesUt which nro expect
eii to make this world a better pp
in which to ileep,
A technical study of tha psychol
ogy of sleep Is being made by scion
lists of the Mellon Institute of in
dustrial research, and a dozen boys,
students at the University of Pitts
burgh and Carnegie Instltuta or
Technology, are the "subjects."
Dr. II. M. Johnson, noted for Ills
scientific work and formerly of Hie
faculty of Ohio State university, is
in charge of the work.
The 12 boys sleep In specially con
structed beds, mounted on gimbals,
which permit of easy lalersl motion
In tho two horizontal planes. In op
position to the tension of light
springs, arid to each bed is attached
a recording apparatus which indi
cates every change or posture, both
its to time ami extent.
The recording apparatus attachef!
to each of the experimental beds will
chronicle the degree arid time of the
movements of the sleeper, which win
Indicate periods when there Is not
complete relaxation. I'lxperlmcnts
will be made aflor a sufficient hum
bor of "readings" are Obtained to
glvo a working bpils, using various
types of, hods and bedding in an ef
fort to find the most desirable end
sleep-Inducing rendition.
Using the itandards onlnlned its to
the rate or deptn "f sleep, It will he
n matter ' record Inr.lng, !h
scientists s:ty, to determine Hie e.
hillonshlp linn ,i Bleep under pnfl
condition or utKiJiier, under certain
lypes or bedding and in certain typm)
of beds, under degrees pf fallgllo BP I
othor problonil.
Tho kclenflsts will be old. d 111 their
weik by the chronni; ope, an luslru-
ntenl mVontod by Dr. Johnson, wnl&h
record! itfcli cotidltlons us inontii
nlortness ami the determination of
tuiiguo and efficiency
I. O.O. F. Benefit
I lance .ttnl I'asket Ape
lion ;tt Bonanza on Sat
unlay ibkIh,
November 28
I .adies I) ring basket s.
Tickets $1.00
High Life Orchestra.
Miss Rogers Gained
15 Lbs. in Six Weeks
Skinny Men and Women Gain
5 Pounds in 30 Days or
Money Back
My dear Friends:
Alter my attack of Flu I wan
thin, rundown and weak. I had n
sallow complexion, my chookn were
sunk In nnd I whs continually
troubled with gas on my stomach.
I felt slurry nnd had loHt my ap
petite. I had rend about Mc.Coy'H
Cod I, Ivor Oil Compound Tahlots
end decided to glvo thorn a trial.
At once, I began to pick tip an ap
petite, my cheeks filled out and my
complexion booamo houlthy looking
and 1 gained ir pounds In six wneks
anil am very thankful for what Mc
Coy's Cod Lifer Oil Compound did
lor me.
MIhb Alherla Itogors, 264 W.
Cerro Oorda St., Uocntur, III.
To take on weight, grow strong
and vigorous, to rill out tho hollows
In cheeks and nock, try McCoy's
Cod Hlver Oil Compound Tahlots
ror HO days, nil Tablets 00 cents
at The Btnr Drug Store, Underwood's
Pharmacy, Whitman' Drug Co., and
live druggists everywhere. If thoy
don'l give you wonilurful help In nil
nays, gee you money Imck- you bo
the Judge. But bo suro nnd ask for
McCoy's, tho original and genuine.
Adv,