Friday, October Ki, 1925
EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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DR. F. R. GODDARD
OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN
AND SUKrrKOH
Oftle un l Residence- phone 331
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DR. J. G. GOBLE
OPTOMETRIST OPTICIAN
TOO Vain dt. Phono 13I-W
Mnk and grind Qlaaana. Dupll
otto broknn ! repair frame
Dr. Philip Cole
QeDtra) Practice: of Dantlitry
Opoa Reiilng by Appointrmuii
Phono SHU 61.1 M!n
OTr Uat'i Htor
J. C CLEGHORN
CIVIL ENGINEER
AND SURVEYOR
Thono 304M 318 High Ht.
American Legion
Klamath Poit No.
Taedy. Court Home
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Tharaday oTenlni. Vltlt
Ing mombora welcome
Ilka Temple, 3rd Main
Oharltnn Currln, 13lted
noler. Tom Deltell, Beo.
K. of C. Council No. 2255
MoutlnRa: 8 P. M.
2nd and 4tb Tuoadnya
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BUSINESS DIRECTORY
Mrs. Willard Johnson
Teacher of Piano
One Hour lesson u week anil
privilege of cllig work In
compotHljMtj nlptory ol tnii
lie, cur i: hi. me o(c.
'I dins, $5.00 pof month
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WEI I. UKM.LERS
Phone 226-R
1731 Melrose
Rttlmoieo clTon on waUr
riluraa. Price RaasonabU
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(permanent conerrnucTioie
zcloatre I,lcrnel ataaa
farturcru for
-The new Concrete RollOW-Wai
Building Brick tor Fuunda
'l .no Walla. DulldlnaJ atr
-Abanlntely Fire and Woktbut
Proof at a coat lena than an
otbar form of maaonry.
-Stone-Tlla conatrnclton allm
Inatoa apkeep expenae, la In
4oatruotlble, and la approrod
ky the kett arobltocta and
bulldere.
-DneaceHrd m a lun
Htacco flalali
for
uet oa K'Mn.vi Yonr Job
gtb and Market. Phone BtUW
Concrete Pipe Co.
Kudope annually consumoa
000,000 tons of POftt for fuel.
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CHARLBS P,
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STEWART
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waBiunvi i u.i . wnaiuncion
ia
AmorlCS'l only lt y
nly -1 1 y of linporlnn''!.
wbiTi fortuno IfllliiK. in H variom
fnrmH, noon n r-Kulurly. profi-Kslon-nlly,
openly and nnlntartond with
by Ibc law.
Sinn. Money Ih unnecMfury ami
publicity pays. Id the realm o( Use
occult nil in moat otbar Ualda, thai
(ortune t iii-rx advertise Id the new-
pa, .
t'onwnm-ntly, It'a posbibln horo,
I which It Isn't where they muat
! operate Under rover, to form name
; Idea oh to their number.
Kxact flRiires, to be Kiire. are
unavatlable. Balttoe it to nay. how
ever, that Ihe community la surprls-
inKiy large, and aeemtafiy protper-
Ollff.
Of all the capital's aeers and
beeraaaoa, Mmo. .Marola probably is t
the best known, by virtue of the
fact thnt she had ready acceas to
Ihe White House ilurltiK part of two
administration". .t practltloner-pf-
aalralOKy-estruordluary to tho
"flri'.t ladles in the land."
then
In late middle life. Umo. Mnrcla
rUDI itrbngly to einbonpoint.
of
honk learMns. except such an re
lates to a
urology, she has very
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THE EVENING HERALD'S CLASSIFIED AD
OLA4BI7IED Al
Klrat limertlon
Two Innerlloiia
Three ItiHertloiia
RATB0
per linn JOc
per line lite
per line 20c
Pour liiMertlofia IM-r line 28c
',. ((I llmea) iM-rllueBOc
Ojpje Montli per line 7rtc
,vDnliiiuin rtinrKe 2be. Ada not
epDleoutive nro churnod aa new tol
lowlriK ouch ornlnHlon.
Klrt InatrtlOD la In "New Today"
column without Kite charge, but all
Ipaertlona In that column ar t flrat
liiHurtlon rate.
little, and regreta It.
"Oh, li I only hud an education!"
h( remarlied, durltiH n talk I had
wllh ban one day.
Mine. Mania practiced inedluiu
bip in her youth and tdmlte that
the found the splritH extremely un
reliable. "Hut the ature," he aaya,
"cun't He."
I 1 1, ink she believes in her huk'l'i
pokua herself.
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Tin. iueHtlun nrlaoa, "To what
extent do spiritual, aatrolozleal and
other occult euKKentlonH Influence
Kovernuiental pollclea nnd declalonf,
ezecutlre, leglHlatlvu and Judicial? '
Not much, I luiuglne. Mine. .Mar
elk, It's true, speaks of numerous
governmental hlgheiMipi among her
Ollenta, but abO'I vague u,s to names,
and I surmise that. In this respect,
i he exaggerate a bit. Prof, ktarcu
l.u Marr, "Wasblngton'j famous
medium." agrecn with me.
"I sincerely wlab." he told me.
"that I could honestly aH,urc you
we run the whole government, but
tho idea's ridiculous. Your typical
politician Is the lust man I'd pick
us susceptible to any Influence hut
his own best Intereats. Spirits?
Pooh! To Influence a politician you
need something a lot more concroto
something ho can see and feel will
do him some good, like a hunch of
votes."
WASHINGTON.-- The suggestion
that Senator Couzetis' committee on
V.ivontlgatlDii of the Internal Reve
nue llurcau of the Treaaury Depart
ment bo given a new lease of life
i hen congress meets In December
wna received In adnUnlstration cir
cles In gloomy sllonco no applause.
This committee was a source of
much worry t) the administration
last year and the earlier part of
the prekeafl
The Internal Revenue ISureau
handles far mOTO of tho .vivc.ti
ment's money n'Jan ny xher of lis
agencies, and If an-ythin; is wrong
tuore it's apt to he wrong on -on
oxoeodliiKly large scale, fl
Senator Cotizens says frialnly tha-.
auch actually is tho case perhaps
not that tbore'a punishable dishon
esty but tat tho system lends itself
to grave abuses and that these
iburos do indeed exist.
The Couzcns commlltoo has' 't
succeeded in gettluK very deep
Into the Intornal Revenue Ilurcau's
many secrets.
Its w.-.rkings are vistly compli
cated, voluminous nnd raylcriJus.
Thumb-screws. figuratively, are
nuo.ted to ccmpcl Its ougStau to
talk.
By CONDO
THAT (?tSM IM'DS MS
MY LlTTCe VOUPttiSTciR
ACcaJAYS 3'PRiwGlNG
vSotnrvm MS OR(iiMe
LAST NIGHT
NEW TODAY
COOKBO raqD SALE by Neighbor
(jf Woodcraft, Haturday, October
17, at MlUeri Market. 16'
WANTKI) TO ItK.N'l or lea room
iuv; DOUee oi' aijarliuent houHe. He
ply Mux 633, K. V. 18-17
FOR BALE 1 HolatelD cow, T. It.
(ted, iluo to rrenhcn Oct. 1C
1!(3G. Phone I'JflWl. 1C-23'
RKWAIID Strayed from 121!i Sar
gent, on Oct. I I, female Orange
Peraiu cat. Liberal reward for re
turn to 1311 Sargent. J) .:-,
Til H ffiNBST mineral water In Ihu
world. Tile -Medical Hot Springs
Nat. 1U-17
WANTED- (ilrl for general house
work. Write llox 191. Caro Herald.
10-3IJ"
KOIl RENT 3 room house, partly
furnished. Inquire at I'rultt Oro,
eery. So. Gill Ht. If-dtOJ
WANTED -Close In residence lot on
tie- jiaveinent owners only, ilox
lit carp Heruld. 16-Hi
h'OIl IlKNT 2 room furnished Apt.
one block from main St. Light,
heat and water furnished. Address
Hox 197, care Herald, 16-11'
ROOM KOIt IlENT -cabln.
Phone 012.
also furnished
16-19
YOUNO MAN wishes position, sten
ographic or general offico work.
7 years experience. Write Box
13S care Herald. 16-18
A 8WI.M. YES A SWIM,
Springs Nat.
at the Hot i
16-17
Cuu7ens was handicapped by b'je
presence on his 'committee of a.
O-rtiple of members who didn't want
him to learu anything.
And Just as he had the lid fairl .'
off and waj proceeding to take out
what was Inside, the committee's
authority to continue its tasks end
ed, with the 6Stli congress' aijouiu
ment. The chances are that adminis
tration senators In combating Couz
ens may Indulge In a few personalit
ies. They may point to the fact
that Mellon paid an Income tax of
more ihnn $1,000,000 and that
C'ouzens, admittedly the possessor
of several millions, paid a tax of
only 81 200.
The Old Guard senators are like
ly to suggest that the country itttpjClt
bo Intorested In knowing just how
a man with " mu"h Health as
L'ouzens could get his tax so low.
Of course, Oouseps' h--,nesty in .'II
iug a return is not challenged in the
least, but as a means cf checkmat
ing his activities they may attempt
to turn the Investigation to the
question of tax-exempt securities
the favorite tax reducing met'iod trf
millionaires.
WASHINGTON. Crafty M. Call-
lanx!
He managed to give the impres
sion that he wanted to arrange pay
ment of France's debt to America,
only America wouldn't let him.
lie came over and neJtiate-.i.
He couldn't 'get the terms he'd
liiopod for. Ho didn't llko to ap
pear to bo ending the discussion, si
ho placed the Washington govern
ment in the position of, seemiugly
to do it.
He let tho stgxry leak out that ha
and Secretary Melton had reached
an 'Agreement. Iu reality t'liy hndn':.
But tho so:ry was printed and
the government had to deny It.
Just before the denial was issu
ed Senator Sm:ot told t'Jc eorre;-
pcudents
that
statement was
coming.
"Wiat ttrtll it be?" asked thu
correspondents.
Senator Smcot (iirimly): "The
truth" this time. Nl), Senator
Sm'.'ot didn't say "this time," but
ho acted diku that wns what Ha
meant.
Well. Mr. Oalllaux vouldu't stuy
any longer. Twoy Jie went, leaving
'America hardly us near to gettln?
her money us she was in the first
place.
Tiiie first loisht the tlvroe or four
hundred delegates to the Interpar
liamentary Union convention spent
here, most of them left their foot
wear tmtside their doors to be pol
ished while tihey 'slumbered, after
the European fashion.
The hotel help did tho poltsihing
all I'is'it, but, not being msed to
that kind of thing, got tho shoos
mixed up In redistributing them.
The., do say il was a sight to
behold and an eusrful ti' listen to,
when chose delegates undertook to
sort them out in the morning, quar
reling over tihein in 41 different
languages,
.Misi k.m,.m:oi;h
WINDOW CLEANING, Floor wax- :
lug, bouse cleunlug and Janitor;
service. R e f e r o n c o a. A. M.
Rhodes. Phono 3C0W. 7tf !
HEADQUARTERS for Manhattan!
Woolen Mills. If it's made of wool,
we have It; also Paragon made-to
measure ladles' coats. f22 So. Cth
St. Phone 4UM, I will call to abow ;
my line. (BondedJ. Absolute sat-!
Isfaction guaranteed or money re-
funded. Mra. Beatrice Cory.:
Sll Oil ,
TRIANGLE CAKE The placo to get
OM eats. OPEN ALL NIGHT.
633 Main street. Phono 624. tt
SHOES REPAIRED BY MAIL
Send them to the Goodyear Shoe
Repair Shop, 121 N. 8th St. We
pay the return postage.
25c BUNDLES OF PAPER,
office.
Herald
tf-ni
WILL TRADE 1925 Hupmoblle for
city or rural property. Louis Ger
vals, Algoma, Ore . 825-025
THEY LOOK LIKE NEW when we
get through. We are prompt.
Sixth St. Cleaners Free calls and
deliveries 204 So. 6tb. Phono
49J. . 8 280 28
ROBERTS SUITS AND Overcoats,
hand tailored to measure. Now
showing winter styles in long
strand virgin wool fabrics. Phone
109 and I will call with samples,
or see me at the Gun Store Sat
urday afternoon and evenings. A.
R. (Ace) Renner. 03-N3
DRESSMAKING
510 So. 5th St.
0 2 N 2
.MAKE YOUR DATES for papering
and inside decorations; all dates
taken untll Oct. 20,; 40 off on
all high grade paper. Patterson's,
630 South 6th. Phone 582J. 14-17
Linguistic difficulties He-re notice
able also at the Interparliamentary
Uni-n's m re formal sessions. A
speecli dLesn't make much impres
sion if only 1-4 1st part cf the audi-j
ence umiersianas u.
In translation it loses punch. Be
sides, 40 translations take time.
As far as possible the proceed
ings were in English or French.
Even that didn't give .fully satlsfar
tatjr. results. . -
It means tuat the speakers had
to express themselves, a large share
of the time, in a mngue they were
imperfectly " acquainted with. to
hearers who but party understood
them.
Whfch just goe3qiJJiiitrjjtjioji2
f the worst troubles two countries
encounter when they undertake U
adjust a difference of loplnlon.
Nelf&er more than half kneivs whit
the- other is talkrng atjont and'pres
ently they get to fighting as about
the Dtnty way there is left to settle
it. ,; ..I hfi
WASHINGTON In two respects
American statesmen show to a dis
advantage in company with European
public men.
They're less mindful of sartorial
correctness. They don't know lan-1
guages. This was brought out very:
conspicuously at the recent gathering )
of the Interparliamentary Union here.
Tho American delegates dressed
well enough. Their suits were brush
ed and pressed and fit better than
the Europeans'. Practically without
expection they wore ordinary sacks,
with soft felt hats and tan shoes, as
often as not.
Tho Europeans, equally almost
without exception, never appeared in
anything less than the fullest "morn
ing dress" cutaway, pearl gray trou
sers, plug hat, patent leathers and
spats, gloves, monocle in more than
a few cases the whole regalia.
,
With the women it was just the
reverse. Many of the foreign dele
gates had their wives with them.
For style they were nowhere, com
pared with their hostesses at least,
according to American ideas.
The Latins, among Ihe visiting wo
men, came the nearest to measuring
up to the requirements of American
tastes in dress, but even the gowns
of these appeared to awaken no feel
ings of envy, so far as feminine
Washington was concerned.
MARKETS
PORTLAND. Ore.. Oct. 16
tie receipts 60; calves 15;
Cat-market
still demoralized.
Hogs 25c lower; receipts 163.
Light weight (16,0 to 200 lbs.) com.
DtpJ, medium, good and choice 13.00
13.25.
Sheep receipts 365; bought to ar
rive; market nominally steady.
Eggs cent higher; current receipts
40; fresh medium 4Q.J4 ( 41; fresh
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SECTION
FOR SALB 10 head fine wool llnm
boulllet bucks. Call or write A. 8.
Williams, Ht. 1, Box 186, Ash
land, Ore. 0 7 N l
FOR SALE For cash only, lot 100
X 60, located at 1230 Oregon St.,
Klamath Falls, Oregon, or Lot No.
1, Block No. 20. Klamath Falls is
booming, now Is the tlmo to Invest
In real properly. Furthor particu
lars at Perkins Furnlturu Storo,
Klamath Fnlls, Oregon. 10-Jl
A BARGAIN In Hot Springs addition:
New. modern, f room house, hard,
wood floors, built in kltchon, flro
plnco. Wirod for electric rnnge.
Gurago In buBoment; light fixtures
and window shades included, terms
to suit. Owner, II.E.Roskamp, 1731
Esplanade. Phono T,72. 19tf
FOR SALE Cheap, or will trade for
Klamath Falls proporty: small
fruit nnd alfalfa ranch, near Ornnts
Pass. Paid up water right. In
quire 1731 Nevada Ave. 12-17
SPECIAL SALE on every coat and
dress at Bee Begin's Dress Shop.
ia-17
FOR SALE Just the thing for man
and wife: restaurant fully equip
ped, in growing town. Other busi
ness reason for pclllng. Low rent,
long lease; some terms. For par
ticulars call or write Club Cafe,
Chlloquln. Ore.. 12.17
SPECIAL SALE on every coat nnd
dress at Bee Begin's Dress Shop.
129 So. 7th St. 12-17
FOR SALE OR TRADE 3 ton
truck, for town property. Inquire
at Central hotel. 13-19
FOR SALE .22 Winchester special;
peep sights, excellent condition,
$15. Phone 79SJ. 14-17
FOR SALE 1640 acre ranch near
Merrill, unlrrigated. 1200 cultivat
ed. House, barn, granaries; ade
quate grazing land adjoining. Fed
eral farm loan $10,000. Price $10
per acre: liberal terms. Mrs. L. B.
Hague, 5 Loo'mis Bldg. 14-16
NEW BUNGALOW 4 rooms and
bath, good construction, modern
to the minute. Concrete founda
tlon. fireplace, laundry tubs, etc.
Lot 50 x 110. Only $2850; terms.
Will take lot as part payment.
WARD & DALE
601 Main St. 15-16
FOB RENT
FOR RENT Furnished Apts., clone
in. Phone 342W. 419 N. 10th St
S 19-0 19
FOR RENT Furnished room, gen
tlemen preterred. 532 No. 8th St.
12.17
FOR. RENT -Front bedroom in pri
vate family. 512 No. 8th St. Phone
24J. 14-16
HOUSE FOR. RENT on Oregon ave
nue. .Inquire at 347 north 9th..
15-16
FOR RENT Furnished 3 room
house. Adults otily. Phone 43tR.
15-16
FOR RENT Garage. Call 824 Lln
coln. 15-16
WANTED
WANTED Man. wants work on
ranch. Experienced, married; ad
dress W. G. Meyers, cabin No. 59.
Altamont auto park. 13-16
WANTED TO RENT An unfurnish
ed house or apartment suitable for
family of three. Must be modern.
Answer Box V.C.P. Care Herald.
13-17
WANTED Middle aged woman to
keep house and help care for two
children. Phono 87. 14-17
MAN AND WIFE wish work for win
ter: cooking or ranch work. Cabin
42, Altamont auto park. 14-16
WANTED Two wheeled trailer;
price must be reasonable; inquire
Holllday, 7th and Klamath. 14tf
W A NTED Automobile Salesman,
possessing unusual merit, may
produce with us well above aver
age earnings. Alternative of week
ly salary. State qualifications fully
to Box 442. Care Herald. 16-17
standard firsts 41 t? 42; freBh
standard extras 47 472.
Butter finm. Extra cubes, city 53;
standards 51; prime firsts 51 Mi;
firsts 47; undergrades nominal;
prints 55; cartons 56.
Milk steady. Best churning cream
52 net shippers track in zone 1.
Cream delivered in Portland 5 9c;
raw'milk ( 4) 2.65 cwt. f.o.b.
Portland.
Poultry easier: heavy hens 25;
light 10; springs 23 jTi) 21; broilers
28: young white ducks 23 iff 25;
turkeys, dressed 35 36.
Onions steady 1.50 1.65.
Potatoes firm, new 1.75 1.S5.
Nuts, chestnuts cheaper, rest steady.
Walnuts No. 1 28 31: Filberts
nominal: almonds 2s (ft 32: Bra
zil nuts 24 to 23; Oregon OhestiUtS
18.
tSUV THEIR DRUUi
O. K. Transfer Co., "If It's Loose We'D Move It" S'