The Evening herald., June 24, 1925, Page 11, Image 11

WEDNESDAY. JUNE 24.
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TO CURB FIDES
"Our present achievement In Hi"
forHt-riru being r.u.ouo tiros uml
J 0,000,000 iiiti'ii tinr 1 oviir, w
li til nvnriliilliK 200 lirri'K lu tint flrn,
Wnch, ilii'ii. nvxriiKi'H two-ihlrdn of
a mill) In dluinetnr. I .kit I m k up the
CO, HDD ii (hey (ouch,, thy extend
:I3.7 H 4 iiiIIi'h: hu . nni'li year wn run
tnu Hues of flrn, Huh Iwo-thlrilH of
u, ml!" will.., .across this country
from count In count; nuil If wo rut
out lli frnlrln uml farm country,
klKiplllg Hi""" I IlK'H III III" WOOlln.
U will not Ink" very strong wIiiiIh
to, (Imp sparks Miiywhvru between
thorn.
Thin Ik lh" hniiillrup we place mi
nvery pulillu uml prlviiin agency wo
have Hi" effrontery in liuld ro
spniwlblo for Hi" porpottiiillnn of
American roroHlii, mill to criticise
fur tholr negligence. Wit accuse III"
lumberman hccuiiiio h docs mil
face thin liuiiilliiip nml mill try to
provide inure iimliii'liil fur ill" na
tional bonfire. Wo iimln forest
schools to produce for"HiirH. Wo
link lh" lunpuyors to rimmce public
flnunccfnroHtn, Wo expatiate on tho
rnjiilri'MH'iiU of nllvli'iilliirn. and
illncun laws to iiink" I hem com
pulsory. Wo even got a national
law Uml docs not reioitnlze I ho
true situation uml . tuiihorliut Hi"
government to cooperate In ili'itllnii
with It. Hut Hut npproprluilon wo
uiuko for doing no In In keeping
with Mm spirit of u r.0.0 (I u -fl r
country. A nullon's nplrlt Uvea not
In lm luwn, hut in Hn mings. and
ourn lit "K""p lh" Homo Klro
JIurnliiK."
Now, an lo III" mil ti ( Ion: If I linil
rululmlxoil Hi" ncrlounncnn of III"
Hltuntlon, thin wnulil ho cador" for
nid lo illnruHn; hut 111" worse III"
Hltuntlon wo nru In, Hi" mora de
cisive mum lm Ill" selection uf'Wimi)
wont promising wuy out, thin al
though there nro oilier wuy to li"
kapt upon If W" limy. My proponal
In thin Inntnni'ii In n centering of
much nearer nlno-tonlhs of our
nfforl. If flrn protection In nlno
to'nth of forest perpetuation, upon
' III" ili'flnll" tank of arousing 111"
Amorlrnn people to fir" connoions
nn. I ilo mil undertake horn to out
Una Hi" coniplolo program of deal
ing with thn (If" evil, uiont of which
In an fnnilllur lo you n i It In to nm,
hilt only lo urge u campaign against
tin cull no, Ilccuuso thin In belated,
It will Ij difficult. llccaiiM) It In
boliitod nnd difficult, It rnlln for
action morn decisive mid vigorous
than nny wo hnva attempted or, an
far an 1 can see, In being contem
plated. ' I would, In every budget In thin
land for forest protection, dovoto
not !" than 6 per cent aome
tlmcn moru to education aKRlnnt
tho starting of fire You need not
toll nm Hint t52f,,oo, or thin pro
portion of our average nix and a
half million expenditure, would not.
If nklllfully lined, cut down tho
com by a far greater amount and
aava tremendous lonn besides. It In
an Indefensible system thai loaves
provonllva vdurntlon, lr a nliuntlnn
nucli an I havo described, to n hnp
hatard experiment now ' and then
t with what fundn It In foil can ho
spared from flro-flKlillng.
Hun It over ocriirrod to yon tluit
wo nro tho bunt flro-flKliloni In tho
world, of which wo aro Inclined to
bnant, J not bucauno wo loud 111"
world In pormltllug flri's on which
to praotlcu?
; Bocnudly, I would pollca the
woodn In a wuy thuy havo nuvor
boon - policed, not Icnvlua: the Inw
to bo tiitiKht mid onrorcod nlto
Riillinr by foront firemen, howovnr
Nplvndldly choniin und Irnlned tor
tliu tachnlqiia of lliulr own profon
nlon, but provldliiff hh iniiiiy nn nond
bo of men equnlly clinnon und
Irnluwt for llio different and equal
ly noadod profennlon of ' law on
fnrcomont, If their pronenco and of
fprU do not forestall tho crlmu,
thoy iniiHt brliiR In tholr man nml
lichlova nucli nn iinderHlniulIng In
DUCAT ON OF
PEOPLE NEEDED
commiiiilly mid court that puiiIhIi
inont is a Ionium, not u furco.
It Ib an liiiliifeiiMlhlo nyntom flint
I trnlnn tliouHiindH of men to chime
? nnd flKht flrnn, but vlrlunlly no
men to chnno and flKht Hum" wbo
build tho flron. How long would
our cltlon ntnnd ntihuriiod If on
thnlr flroinon rented nlno all ro
Bponnlblllly for tlio,1' oliHorvnnco of
laws RovnrnliiK fro liimird nnd
n,rHon, for doliietlna; vlolnllonu, nnd
for brlnRliig nil ovlduiiea beforo tho
tourU?"
VltOM TOl'SY
. Jo lirnmliull mado two trips to
Klamnth FiiIIh from Dorrln Innl
wook, wlioro ho Ih punching truck.
Jo mnda a hurried bunlnonn trip to
Klnmutli Thurndny evening, but won
not nhlo to rinlHli nil of tho do
inllu, bo returned Snturdny evening
o vlud up bis unflnluhca busluosn.
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JI-'L.fft'l U 1JII UUJ III L JJ
MILLING AROUND
"Well, llin liuppy dny In nonr,
hill I'm Inrrlbly nervnun nnd wor
ried. Could It bo pi inn Hi I u for mo
to liiivu linllloiiln mid not know II?
"It would bo JiihI, uwful for lliir-
old to dlneovor It lit I ho Innt mo-
liifii t mid leuvo mo Hint lh" mini
In Hid iiiiikii.Iii" ndvertlueiiii'lil !
"Uilll 1 don't think uuythliiK like
Hint will hiippen. I've cerlululy doun
everyllilng I could to miiko him a
pillfl'Ct lll'ltllt. I'vn lH"l
tint very bent tooth powder ul ii
lliuen 'ml overyihliiK!
"I'm mini ho loven in", How
could lm do olherwlHoT Don't I lino
the fniiul crennlM nil tho miiKiixliien
nny I should If I'm (o win uml bold
a mini? Uon'l I nllck to lh" rouge.
mid powder Hint Mary (iurden in-
nlnln nil it I r In nhould ntick lo If I hoy
wIkIi to it 1 1 it I it perfect liitpplminn?
"Don't I keep my hulr liintrous
with (loko'n Hliumpoo Houp? Don't
I ntwuyn (nkii oxcellent euro of my
eyiiliinlien? When I nmlli) don't my
teelli look idi'Kiint? Wnnu't I run
uerup In Hie 1II2.'I Mlwi America
uoiitiihl? Didn't I flulnli third In
Hint iiuwnpiipiir IiiiiIiIiik bounty ron
ton! hint July? Didn't I not honor
able men Hon In lh" Kveiilng (Ion
nlp'n nuliio content, und wouldn't
1 liiivu won tho Clmlernllii content
far the girl with tho nmullent fool
if I hadn't been laid up with lliflu
eiuuT I ten 1 1 y, wn ought' to be very
happy tog"iher!" '
The llrlilegrootii
"I'm nur I'm getting a wondor
ful lltlld girl. Hlie ninoken tho kind
of clgitretien I curry, dunces won
derfully und In a knockout for lookn
If nho dooitn't get In too ntrong u
light.
"I hopo I'll suit bor. I ought to.
I've taken tho Ilo a .Man Among
Men Pornonnllty courno now for
over u year and feet I could walk
rlKlit Into J. I'. Morr.iin'n offlro to
morrow and tun II" In nucli ,an Ir
rentllilo way ho would mnku me a
Junior partner Junt on my leeth
nlono.
' . .
"I'vn bnuglil all tho bookn In tho
llrllllnnl ('otivorniitiannllnlH' Library
und can argue on anything. I've at
Innl found a prepurnllon Hint keopn
my hair In plncn without giving mo
a gruuny look.' I wonr Igloo collnrn
exclusively nnd always brush my
tee Hi up and down, not acronn.
. 1 .' '
"I 'Clinrlnton' und drlvo a car
with one arm free. I know all the
llvo cnbarots ami head waltorn. I
nwlin woll and liovo oflon boon mis-
tuken for u life guard. And I lovo
canoeing.
"Why, nay, that girl Is getting
a man In a tlinunand!"
'
"Wliiit'n All the Hlimitlng For?"
It In nndorntood the Leaguo of
Nations council meetings at Geneva
an featured by" hourly bullvtlnn
from tho various war fronts.
I'ronldont Coolldgo In ' for the
rlghtn of all nations, including the
Scandinavian. ' '
Tho praaldontlsl party used as
Its song of sougs at HI. Paul that
touching old tinier "Tiill for tho
Thor. hoys, pull for the Thor."
t'nii You lloineuilMT?
Whon we havo no bananunT
Whnn ponplo ocauplod tho nrchalr
rentaiirnnts to work out cross word
pusidun?
When Able had no Irish Rose?
Whon Ihoro wus a Hum Itow off
Now York harbor?
' When thoro was no market for
pndlockn lu New York?
wlion ' wo had no picture nows
pnpors? When Dempsoy was lliii clinripion
heavyweight?
Whim Da bo Hutb lilt a homo
run?
' A. C. HAilT,
It's n (loud Trick, If Ho Did It.
"Frank Horiicok, ot 117 Nicholas
nvoniin, charged by Building Inspjc
tor Aniintrpng with having a 3?
foot building lu n SB foot nrnn, wan
found guilty ot violating tho r'ly
building ItiWH .til tho Court ot Spe
cial Sessions." Yonkora Statusmnu.
CiiiinnhnllMii During the lint Wnvc
"Throngs surged Into tho rost.ni
rinit nnd, after outing those who
woro not In stills wont to tho bath
houses." The Tlmon. "Thank
goodness," eommenls Helen It.
Williams, "tho hunt bus nlmted!"
Ksprn Quests Lpnvo
Mr. and Mrs. H. Nolson, nccom
pnnlod by Miss Luborg, loft'yostor
dny for tholr homo In San Fran
cisco nftor visiting for sovornl days
at til" homo of Mr. nnd Mrs. Louis
Enpeii, Mr. Nolnon, who Is In tho
rostuurnnt buslnoss In San Frnn
clsco, Is grontly lmproBsod by tho
poBHlhlllllos of Klamath Kails, and
mny locnto linro pormanontly Hotor
lu the Dcnuou nuil open a rosluurant.
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THE MJMBEPvLOOUE
Why
wear a
It hasn't been so many years ago that a man's crowning glory was his luxuriant growth of
whiskers. The more luxuriant they were an d the better they disguised him the more im-
: portant he considered himself. '
What Brought About the Change?
qA certain man by the na'me of Gillette or Safety or Duplex (at any rate he had a name)
decided that there would be money in selling a razor that anyone could use without mak
ing a run on the insurance companies, one th at wouldn't mutilate his appearance unless he
used it as a meat axe. This man worked an d worked and finally perfected an instrument
which he figured would not make this a coun try of orphans, so he set about marketing it.
Then He Struck a Snag
He found that men didn't want to come ou t from behind their ambush. At that time
there were no wars to help him as it did Alexander, when this well known general was
afraid his army would scare the enemy to de ath before they could get close with their
clubs, so he ordered them to shave. Our friend the razor maker couldn't go around to
every one in the country and tell them that t hey looked like a bunch of weather beaten
straw stacks, neither could he write them ea ch a letter. So he figured this way everyone
reads the newspaper if I put a few words in there every day or so telling these men how
insightly and unsanitary their crop is and how much better they would feel and look if
they would come out in the open it won't be long before these birds will begin to scrap
and when they do that I'll start to tell them h ow simple the operation is with a safety razor.
It All Worked Out as He Figured
cfnd now the beard is the exception. It has gone s
the way oi the coon-skin cap and the ox team.
This is just another example of the value of advertis
ing and the value of buying advertised products.
The merchandise advertised in
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