The Evening herald., April 23, 1925, Page 6, Image 6

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EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
TIIUKSDAY. APRIL 2.1, 1925
2Ilj fatimhtrj literals
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Company. Office: 119 N. Eighth Street, Klamath Falls, Or.
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THURSDAY, APRIL 23, 1925
- The World Still Buy From Uncle Sam
An important part of the art printing paper used in
Japan is supplied by the United States. Last year 18 mil
lion pounds was used there.
Since the beginning of the World "War we have sent to
foreign countries boots and shoes valued at more than a
third of a billion dollars. We send them to Iceland and
Ceylon, to India and the Canary Islands, to Kwantung
and Indo-China, to Egypt and Liberia to 100 countries
and colonies in all.
Pa1t of the gold that glitters for us is the millions in
bullion sent at this season to India, there to be made into
wedding and ceremonial gifts.
In a quarter of a century we have produced 24 million
automobiles, exported a million, and worn out six mil
lions. We have pent forty billions buying and running
these machines, which is more, than the total estimated
wealth of France.
Fashions in finance, according to Gustav Cassel, fam
ous Swedish Economist, are being set and will be set for
a long time to come by the dollar. Uncle Sam is the Poiret
of international exchange.
The Belgian Congo is now Colorado's rival in the pro
dustion of copper. .
j " ATTA BOY, HENRY " J
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Selling to the Meanest Man
A resourceful young salesman tried to sell an electrical
washing machine to the meanest man in the world. His
sales argument was that it would save the housewife. .
"My wife's able-bodied and can stand lots of. work,"
the sales prospect retorted. "That's why I married her
because she is a good worker." u
"Then for goodness sake," suggested the smart sales
man, "why don't you give her the tools to make it pos
sible for her to accomplish still more work for you?"
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Slender spool used to curry one
thread on sewing lnacrwie.
. Turning around axis like wheel.
H. To regret extremely.
12. To dlminlsn gradually.
14. To court.
15. 'Region. ',' . ' .
17. Aperture. . "
18. Clever.
19. To attempt.
21. Gave nourishment.
22. To accomplish. .
24. To cry as a crow cries.
80. Kpoch.
27. Myseir. (
28. Crafty.
30. Largo beautiful rod or pink 'or
white flower. . .
33. Feminine pronoun,
3it. Twony-four hours.
34. Lsluotlcs.
35. Telt. ;
38. JOiIku of a skirt. .
17., To Hmo.iihand ress
i do their feathers
iV. Twlci
4fc I'po'B.
42, Coquettish.
jj, Surcnth nut In nulo,
lilr.l
46. Fish (favorite In Japan and
China.)
48. Flap of a shoe.
50. Lowest ebb. '
52. Conjunction.
54. Mental anguish.
06. Tree' that bears ucrons.
57. Junction. '
59. Shelter afforded by an object
In the wind.
60. Bosom.
61. Sax.
VKRTICAL
1. Plaits.
2. Pronoun.
3. Vegetable (generally dark red)
4. Neuter pronoun.
5. A liaise. .
0. Corded cloth. ;.
7. Conjunction usen with either.
8. Inspired with dread. '
J. Kluh simwn ,
10. At a distance.
13...a'!i8-foot.ot cat. ...... ......
10. ro;li.u of a circle.
IS. A r.i.r.it ihnt uttneks sheep.
20. Tm(. ,() j
2-, To cook by, IniiiiersInK In fi.t.
13.. Ancient. .
25. Tired, 5 ' Ci' l
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BY CHARLtS T. STEWART
Ni;. Nci vlio Wrilrr
WAHIIlNdTON Why won't
I bo "iMwvni" ooitin to l'rnnl
limit CoolldKO'a dinarnmiiicnt
conforonro? Thny caino to I'nol.
ilrnt llmitlnK'N nnil wimo rIiiiI to
illiwrin iKirtliilly. When l'ivililont
I'iKilldKtt RiiKKnta unothor oonfiT
rnco, to Ulnarni Miima more Ihoy
turn lilm itowil. VbyT
Will. I'renlili'iit llunllng wui In
prmttlon t amy, aiiluttantuUly,
"Aincrir haii thet world' tron
rat nuvy. Our wmnhliiliullillni
proKram will muko II atronaer "illl.
You can't rateh up. You're broke.
We'ro uold poor. Hut If you'll
ncrnp a few ruilllon dullitni' worth
of your nblpii. wo'll KTap a fow
hundred, nillllonk' worth ot our
27. To deserve.
29. Root ot vine used Instead ot po
tatoes la tropical countries.
31. Metal in natural Mute.
32. Clentral part of wheel.
36. To chat socially.
37. Food made from taro root.
38. Fruit of hickory tree.
40. Vocalist.
42. Man's beadgcart.
4. Geographical drawing.
46. To capture. ,
47. Black bird of cuckoo family.
49. Destitute ot hair.
51. Spike of corn.
52. Provident Insect.
House pet.
55. Born.
57. You and mo.
58. Point, jof comjuva. , . ,
YKSTKRDAV'S SOI.UTIOX
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.SKKKINQ LOCATION
Spokane liraidi'iils bill lug In City
On liusincHS Interest h
Mr. and Mrs. A. 11. Crowell of
Spokane, Washington, in company
with their two daughters, arrived in
Klamath Falls last night to look in
to business interests here. Accord
ing to Mr. Crcwell, they had heard
a great deal about the conditions
in Klamath county and wore vnxlous
to look Into activitios here. - They
drove south from Spokane, making
g'ood time over the splendid roads
that exist between Klamath Falls
and that section of Washington.
The Germans have n new method
of making cheap wood alcohol, but
don't let your bootlegger read -this
paragraph.
Forms Cabinet
fry ,
Ll I 11 - -i I.J1UU
In Siin Frunclsco an nnllquo
dealer In engaged, and we'U bet the
bride's enemies make so mo catty re
marks. '
A New York man shot himself be
cause he couldn't get any beer,
which only proves he-was lasy.
The Washington news Is a boy
waiting to see CcclldKe fainted, so
maybe he thought ho hoard Codlidgu
talking.
Foreigners- have trouble with our
language, but what could ynu ex
pect when a "bumb-bell" Is one
who talks too much.
Kvcn if women do have morn
sense than men, a man never has
to wonder It his knots oro showing.
A pcdistrlan on the !dow.ilk'
worth two ol them In the street.
The greit danger about telling a
lie Is people may bcllcvo you.
Soiuo towns are lucky. In Wash
ington, Pa., u poolroom burned.
An Alabama woman i triplet.
Miothcr and liable doing nicely, even
if It is a llttlo old-fushloiicd.
and we'll be on . on even txul.
What soy?" Naturally the other
, turned.
What Prsld(int Coollduo aya I,
"EnKlnnd, the wny this thing ho
worked out, you're abend nf us In
battleship. Japan, you've out
built un in crulnt'M, Kninoe, your
nlr Hoot beat ours a mile. We
invito you to nemp ynuraelve
down to our level." "Ha, ha,"
riioru the governmsnta of ting
land, France and Juiwn,
PUKfllDKNT COOLIDOH ' I
ending a communion to llue
noa Aire to stir up Bouih
Amerlran good road nentlment,
for the benefit ot North Anwlmn
makeni of bluhwny conatruction
machinery And automoblli-. Thin
bn been tried nealn and again. It
won't work unyway not now and.
maybo not for year.
South America look like a good
place (or uch trade activity, roads,
there being few and very Und.
Jtowever, they milt Houth Ameri
cana, who aren't 'In a hurry, a
North Amertran are. If the road
uro too bad to travel one day, a
later ilny doe Just am well.
Realties, the population I too
thin to afford much road work. If
It' explalnod that road muet
. come tlrt and then the country
will Oil up, like the United Hliurn.
the answer l, "That'a the very
thing wo don't want"- alio the
i very thing Nvrtb Amerteiui teem
vinnlilq to understand or iivn tx-
llovo.
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WII1I.W the America 'CVon
Manufncturer' AMecliltInn
wit In eohveiillnn hen, load
ing delegate millfd oh IrHtenl
Coolliluo to toll hlin tlwt 'tti
eountry' Industrie wantlii hlyhtr
tariff rntu.' In reply tor, Krai
dent told tbl Hloi y. as .olil .
Aesnp, but oh. so aproponA A dog
with a bone In H mou'iu w
emiuilng a brlilne. Ham-log Into
the wuter, he thought htvaw-n.
oilier dog wllh a bone In , li
inoutl too. The groeily umiI dog
Instantly dropped III real bnoto
grnh at the liuagliini'y one; "Jut
n liiHinnlly the water elosiuliover
I ho teal Ihiiio, and liroatirl 'liorttP'
aginary boas wan there. , ' .
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HOWKVER, the Vest of Rls aattt
snfniy plan may Vankotil,
M. O. KldrldKe. WaanMxAin'
new Irnftlo dim-tor. bus installed
one Institution which I working
wonder. When an offended l( ar
reted there' no delay, no mIms
on bond,, no chance to jotdMtep.
The prisoner I dragged 'rinto the
truffle court which lt d. and
Mm
night a fast a n potiretnaa can
gnt him there, retl handed, pnrhapa
wllh hi breath still smelling.' end
forthwith hi nwdlalne tar ktdlM
out. In ten days tho tupirar
treat have been transformed.
tTom among the most daasjerout
In the country, they have "become
almost are.
TUB CLYDE LIMB of New
York ho just launched'' an
other ship at Newport .Ns
for It coaatwlsn trade - batweon
Manhattan and Florida ports, frh
IThenikee was launched ome Ime
ago. Now tho Remlnole. Nexti the
Muhawk, They're fine cotfi. cost
ing antne million apiece. Now,
why la tho Clyde Llosi. building
new veiuels, with govoramaat
owned hlsi clutterfng Amovlosn
water. Idle and for aU forfa
ongT The answer 1 that Very
few of the government' Ub
worth tho song.
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