FAGE SIX
EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH PALI4 OREGON "
SATURDAY, MARCH 7, 192fil
Issued Daily, except Sunday, by The Herald Publishing
Company. Otlice: 119 N. Eighth Street, Klamath Falls, Or.
E J MURRAY
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" . TELEPHONE PENALTIES
Parisians have been growing impatient with their telephone
service and from what we have heard of it, we should think
they would. But it will do them no good, at all to kick about it
to the operator. '. The telephone company has ' devised an
ingenious method of punishing patrons for such audacity. -
There will be even less pretense of immediate connections
than there has- beenv Calls coming into the exchanges will be
numbered and, other things being equal, handled in order of
their reception. But when any subscriber, annoyed by the
delay in giving him his party, begins to grow obstreperous, the
exchange girl will quietly switch hisfcall' to the end of the
list and make him wait accordingly.
They will probably get away with that-too in France. -
Still, it isn't essentially different from wltat happens over
here. -An - American operator usually takes, matters . into her
own' hands uwhen a patron grows abusive, and administers
punishment to fit the crime.
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YESTERDAY'S ANSWERS
GIRII MACEriSwl INIGICID
HUNTS
WASHINGTON
LETTER
My HA1UIY B. HINT
N'KA Service Writer
' WASHINGTON, March Atany
members of congress, first unit lust,
haw been accused ot patronising
bootleggers, but Tom ' Rlanton ot
Abilene, Texas, Is the only member
on . record as having been held up
by officers ot the txvt on suspicion
ot being one. ,
It happened while Blantoa was oa
a recent auto trip up Into Pennsyl
vania. As he was coming down one
C the lontr, precipltlous Inclines In
the Cumberland mountains a couplo
men In uniform stepped out Into
the road and signaled him to stop.
"At first I thought .they were
chauffeurs," said Blanton, in tell
ing of his experience. "Anyhow,
tboy , looked like . ohaoffeurs' uni
forms. But when they sold 'stop'
I stopped, as well as my brakes
would enable me to ds on tho
steep hillside.
"As the men moved toward the
car the brakes began to slip and
the .car. started ahead.
"Stop that car or' I'll blow your
tiros out with this gun, one ot the
men said, dragging a 45 out ,of Its
ioUter, I stopped.
"Then the men Euld they were
prohibtlon officers and wanted .to
sea what I hud aboard.
"I said, 'all right, help yourselves
I'm with you on . that proposition.
I'm a prohibitionist, too.-"
"Humph! grunted ono of the men
'We're not' prohibitionists. We're
Just enforcing the law."
Members ot the Senate seom to
otter particularly attractive marks
to reckless prohibition agents and
automobile drivers.
Recently Senator Frank Greene
ot Vermont was shot and seriously
wounded bT a "dry" officer in pur
suing a . bootlegger. Now Senator
A. Owsley Stanley ot Kentucky, aa
he leaves the Wlllard hotel at mid
night, homeward bound. Is knocked
sprawling Into Pennsylvania avenue
by a speeding motorist.
Tie irony of Stanley's accident.
which sent him 'io a hospital tor
repairs, is that It followed within
two days after he had fought on
the Senate tlsor against drastic
penalties for motorists who run
down, pedestrians in the District of
Columbia.
.Wayne B. Wheoler, Anti-Saloon
League leader, fj developing a tal
ent for epigrams. Here la his lat
est effort:' ' '
"The scofflaw would dissolve the
pearl of ," constitutional government
in a glass ot moonshine." .
; General John' L. Hines. army
Chief-of-staff. would trade his silver
aCirs for youth. That's what Hines
meant the other day when he said
he'd rather be a . lieutenant than
a. general. Lieutenants are young.
Sams
' Aerial defense probe has ended.
Its words for 10 weeks- placed end
to end would reach no conclusions.
Navy says our aviators are all
up in the air. Aviators claim our
navy it alt at sea. That leaves our
defense up a tree.
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The Democratic party Is out of
debt, so we look tor more predic
tions of the end ot the world soon.
They are still arguing over Mus
cle Shoals. JMuoa -water hus gone
over the dam since the; started.
A squirrel bit two people in Al
bany," Ala., and we can. prove It.
A school for parrots has boon
started In Texas. ' Teach them to
talk. Hope It eliminates the static.
Prince of .Wales Is going to South
Africa, If .he sees summer on the
w.y - he can tell her we have de
cided to keep spring. '
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The paper says a swindler caught
In Chicago Is wanted In Los Angeles
but hasn't Los Angeles enough' ot
I'hem? -. - ,
News from Turkey. Doctors bsve
found a man with 'his heart ott the
right ' side. ' This will make . the
Greeks mad. '
A mad married man' tells us the
preacher should have asked him
Any previous military service?"
' Auto makers are seeing which
car can do 1000 the fastest, but It
Isn't that far to any golf links.
Once there was la. cross-eyed man,
You had. to look at his feet to see
which way ho was going, : '
. ILook over the lflwn for hnll
spots. LIt wjs a hard winter on I
grass.
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NEWS OF
THE KLAMATH COUNTRY
I LAKEVIEW
, 4
, J. C. Mitchell, vice president and
gonor&l manager ot tho Luke Coun
ty Land nod Livestock Coinp-iny,
who arrived In Lakovlew a short
tlrao ago to look after his property
Interests In this county, left on
this mornings train tor his home
in Willows, Calif.
A petition asking for the remov
al ot barns and other objoctlonable
out buildings from' 'ho heart ot
Lakovlew, is being circulated -about
town for signatures ot the tx-puy-ers.
The petition will be present
ed to the Town Couuetl at their next
meeting tor consideration.
J. F. Hanson returned last Sat
urday from - Berkeley, California,
whore he spent the winter months
with his family. Mr. Hanson Is ono
ot tho successful sheep growers of
the Goose Lake Valley and usuially
tops the market with tho oarlest
lmnbs from this section ot the
country. ,. , ,
A large number of Lakovlew people-
took advaniago ot the beautiful
weather last Sunday, and visited the
nowly located "gold tlold't nokr
Pol&ley, Oregon. They report quite
a lot ot activity In connection with
the staktrrg out ot claims In tho hills
has been uncovered which, accord
ing to reports, has been assayed and
found to carry' quite valuable de
posits of both gold and. silver.
The Forest -Rangers ot the Fre
mont National Forest will loave tor
Medtord Thursday morning where
they wilt meet with officers and
Rangers ot other national forests
for the purpose of discussing mat
tors pertaining to forest ranger act
ivities. Squirrel poisoning operations In
Lake County will start In earnest
within a short -time If the present
weather conditions continue. Mr.
Larson, the county agent, has al
ready mixed the first lot poison
grain, and will keep a supply of tbli
material on hand at all times from
now until the season- for poisoning
the squirrels boa past.
KENO
Mr. and Mrs. Frank Nelson and
son,' Roy, who have been touring
California during tho past month
returned to their home Friday.
Mr. ana? Mrs. V. E. Fuckett are
being congratulated upon the blrto
of a baby daughter. The little mils
Is to be known as Bessie Ellen.
The community singing and school
program held at the school honse
Friday evening was voted a suc
cess by the many persons la at
tendance.
Jessie Pnc-ett ax M Irian Orubb
called at tho Blocker home Satur
day. . '. ' ; : " . .. ,
Miriam Grubb, Miss Erdmann and
Mr. : and Mrs. Ross Simmers and
children drove to Algoma and the
vicinity of the Williamson river
Sunday afternoon. . .
Ed Simmons of Malln waa a guest
at pe L. W.. Anderson home the
first ot toe week.
Mr. and Mrs. U. E. Roeder and
children of Pine Grove were Keno
visitors Sunday. ,'
Mr. and Mrs. Louis Stockor and
son Edward were transacting biul
nesss in Klamath Falls, Saturday
afternoon. '
Among the Keno people who at
tended the Elks' mlntstrel show at
Klamath Falls last week were Mr.
and Mrs. Prather, Mr. end Mrs,
Simmers and children, Mildred and
Ratha Hartell, Ray. Simmers . and
John Taylor.
. Lois and Bun ' Snowgoosu called
at the Kartell home near Worden
Sunday.- . ' v ' '-' .'
Roy cievenger ' and sisters ' wero
absent from school the first of the
week. . ''' ' :
Velma and Cora Snowgopse wero
In Keno Sunday afternoon calling
on friends. . - . 1 ?.
Mr. and Mrs.' Hotensteia were
called to Califorhla-Monday by the
sudden death of Mrs. Hotensteln'a
son. -
Mr. and Mrs. Manly Puckett and
small son, from Klamath Falls were
visiting relatives In Keno, Sunday.
' We feel certain that spring has
come or at least Is very close be
cause ' several . farmers haVe com
menced their spring plowing and
disking and base ball games have
become tho favorite sport among
the younger sot In Keno. '
Mrs. L. W, Anderson' and daugh
ter were shopping In Klamath Flails
Saturday. " : ,' ' '.' . !
Mr. and Mrs. Aaron 7ore, Miss
Puckett and Miss Erdmann were all
Klnmath Falls visitors '; ; Saturday
afternoon, ''.; .,,."...'- . ..:'.. -.,.'. v
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MODOC POINT
Mr. and Mrs-. W. .B. Lamm have
as their house .guest Mr. W. Elliott
of Illinois. After several days vis
it, Mr. Lamm -drove him to Ash
land on Wednesday, where ho
boarded the north bound train.
S, W. Ekellne, Mrs. Chas. Drls-
roll, and Mrs. Bruoe Hark spout
Saturday In Klnuiutn Fntli, shop.
Ping. ,.
, Mr. and Mrs. B. L. . Dixon re
turned from Portland on Thurs
day. They were gone two woeks
nud made tho trip by motor.
Mrs. D. II. Crump spent Satur
day In town shopping.
Mrs. Sam .GUIs, who has boon
visiting In Oakland, Calif., tor the
past two months arrived homo on
Monklay evening.
Mr. and Mrs. Claude Houghtou
were Modoc Point visitors on Wed
nesday. ,1
Mr. and Mrs. Chas. McCandles
spent Wodnesdny In Klamath Falls.
Mr. and Mrs. D. H. Crump wore
In town Sunday . to attend the
Knights of Columbus Installation
and banquet.
Miss Hasel Thaoftor, who teaches
at the Farm' Station school was
called east on account ot the Ill
ness of her father.
Charles Burnett and J. Jackson
representing an eastern railroad vis
ited Modoo l'ulnt "In one of thoi'r
regular -trips. '
Mrs. Violet Purdin drove to Fort
Klamath on Wodnesdny attoruoon.
" Mrs. R. F, Muskot and son, spent
Wednesday afternoon In town shop
ping. ; '. ":
, Mrs. D. H. Crump.' Mrs. E. L.
Dixon and Mrs. A. J. Chldostor were
towa, visitors on Thursday afternoon.
rirry D0 Lap was a business vis
itor on" Wednesday.
Mr. and Mrs...Q. W. Miller who
own a ranch a few raltos north of
Lamm's mill purchisod' a sew Max
well 8edau.
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FORT KLAMATH 1
:
Mr. and Mrs. WUbur Locke and
daughter drove to Klnmath Falls,
Tuesday.
Paul Wampler was In town, for a
short tlmo Wednesday.
Mrs. Robert Taylor Is spending
the weok in Klamath Fulls visiting
friends. '
Mr. and Mrs. Roy Hlckmnn wore
callers In the valley Thursday.
' George Hoyt is spending few
days here visiting his mother, Mrs.
Emma, Gardnor and looking after
business, Interests. '
F. H. Saundors Adoltfli Olson, Mar
tin Ha-usea and P. H. Rallsback
were county seat ' visitors Monday.
Mrs. Will Skeon of Cnlloquln
spent several days with hor daught
er Mrs. Wade Crawford. She re
turned to her homo Thursday. '
Harold WImor, Kin Carter . and
Carl Martin wero transacting busi
ness in the county seat Tuesday.
Cbuck Zumbrum was a visitor ID
town Wednesday. ;
Postors are up announcing two
basket ball games for Saturday
night. The Fort Klamath girls will
play the Agency girls, fallowed by
an exciting game between the Fort
Klamath and Agency men's team
Dance after the games.
Mr. and. Mrs. H. O. Bunch spent
Tuesday In Klamath Falls, shopping
and transacting business.
V fast game of 'basket ball .was
played at the Community hall
Thursday night betwoen the Klam
ath County high school team and
the Fort Klamath team. The vis
iting toam met dofeat by a score of
14 to 28.
C. V. Loosley was in the valley
for a brief stay Wednesday.
John Siemens was a buslnoss vis
itor from Klamath Falls Thursday.
Dick Varnum came over- from
Chlloqutn for a fow days visit with
friends and relatives,
Mrs. R. 6. Ballou returned homo
Wednesday from a weeks visit with
friends In Grants (Pass,
Jesse Kirk nid Trod Hendricks
wore buslnoss visitors In town
Thursday from Wllluske resort.
Mr. and Mrs. Bart Gray return
ed , Tuesday from a brlof visit In
Klamath Falls. ' .
The stereoptlcnn leoture at the
church Thursday evening was well
attended. , ' 1 ;,. j "
' '" HARDWARE JtKN MEET
N PORTLAND, Ore., March Is The
Oregon Hardware and Implement
dealers association nvns holding the
last session of Its annual convention
hero this afternoon.. Following re
ports ot committee, election of of
ficers will be the last order of busi
ness. Tonight the delegates will be
guests at a banquet.
A radio receiving set that ten
be carried In an umbrella is ft
French Invention.
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SCANDINAVIAN
; ROOMS ,
(In ' Scandinavian Hall)
- Are now ready for
occupancy
60 new modern rooms .
Ol'T OK TKK Allt
Bertha Mlvhiolson, pupil of tho
great Bulglun Master, Eugene Ysuyo
will be hoard over ICI'O on Satur
day ovonlnK on March 7 ill, ottering
Violin selections which she. hus cl
outed to ploaia tho (rest miisu of
radio listeners. Miss . Mlcliuolsou
begun violin playing whou 10 yuan
of age and hor love of music cumes
trout a long line of musical uncos
tors, liar fulhor being a -harpist
her uncle taught ber the fundamen
tals, at 16 she appeared on tho
Orphoum circuit, and she is noif
director In one of Suu FraucUoo's
orchestras. Hor playing will bring
to radio fans ot today some of the
results of the yours of Inbor and
genius of Eugene Yssyo a man who
really mastered the violin.
Warner Brothers new station at
Hollywood bar been . very favor
ably received. Its formal opening
being on March 6th. This station
ds the official broadcast station for
all Hollywood movie celvbrltes, and
talent furnished for this new studio
wilt oousUt almost wholly of tulent
Irani tuovlolaud.
. Sam Warner, vice prosldent ot
Warner Bros. Pictures Inc., In dis
cussing the new station, declared:
"Millions of our picture fans are
Interesting In hearing the voices of
actors and actresses who appear. In
our productions. The Industry tried
to satisfy this desire by having the
stars make porsonul nppvuniiK-vs,
but owlug to the limited sealing
Used Cars
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Honest values lower prices ' better
tars. See them at our new sales lot next
to Imperial Garage.
IX 1 1921 Ford speedster, starter, . didc
X wheels, Hassler shockstop and windi
wuiusiuciu,. new paint, guuu ' uuy
at'.:.: $176
1 1920 Ford Touring1, new top, new paifot,
starter; runs good ; :....$175;
1 Apperson 6,' 4-passenger club roadster,
A good car at a popular price. , . -
1 1920 Studebaker light 6 ' ' ' .
1 Overland model 90
2 Buick sixes. . ;
3 1918 5-pass, Fords, priced right
1 1920 Nash Six. : ''"'': :..-
I ! And many others to choose from
, ' Come and look them over. ;- -l
Klamath Fall Auto Co.
"The small garage with a large trade"
Phone 246-R. ROY CALL, Prop. 224 Main ;
The Washington Cafe
Is the most popular eating place In Klamath Fall today '
There's a Reason"
' ' YOU CA.V . ';
: EAT BETTER FOR LESS
AMERICAS AND
VM BonUt Sixth
If you have a Buick
' service come
in
Authorized Buick Service
...- '.s :. i if.. A V- y'.
Complete stock 6f Buick Parts
, Special Buick Equipment :
Expert Buick Mechanics
, Work Guaranteed
Buick and
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Upposite White
vniiucliy uf tlWHilrei Jlii'oughout ton'
country and tho iuiO(actlbillt of,
extending onimgcinuuls In each flty,
ur those high o-Hai'led stars, oiily,
11 limited numuur of the'' millions
wuro able lo hear or too their ifUvJ
orlto players, s . . ' 5j ;
"Wo have solvod all this through
tho now deluxe broadcasting op
tion, and all Unit the fans havo to
do Is to tuue Id 0 JCFWU on '151
muters nud listen to their favorite ,
movlu stars' voice. Other motion pic
lure producers are to cooperate wlli
Wnruer Brothers lu nrryltig out
tho pluns so as to be able to meet
with the rvquvst of fan for our
regardless of whk'.i company thsy
may be connooted with.1' 1
A definite schedule will be direct
ly announced tor this new statlot,'.
Proirriun for Saturday " I
KFI 9 p. m. Brans loxtotte, 10,
Paclwrd Itatllo Club program.'-- I
KHJ 6 p. m. Los Anxolss Flute
club program, 10 Lost Angels pro
gram. 1 . ' it i;
KFON ong Beach, t to 11 p.
m.' Virginia hotel ballroom orchestra
KOO Oakland, Mugnavox Co.;
ot Oakland present program Instru
mental and vocal. 10 Ilslsatedi or
chustra at the Fairmont hotel. 1 j
KFRC tian Franols.-o, 6:80 to
7:30 Elmer Ohlsons hotel WhlN
comb orchestra.' H I
KPO San Francisco, 6 to It
Weiduor's orohostra at the Fairmont
hotel. ! .' !
KOW Portland, lo Colbnro's
Melody Men. :.;' ' '
; KOA Deliver, 8 p. in. Joe Mann
and his Rainbow Line orahewtM.
01ONE9B DISHHS
Weo MiIbC, Prop.
and need repair g "of
to the only r 1 !
town
Star Garage
, . ) ' it.... i ' f , . .t
reltcan Hotel