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Fake-Confessions or Erotic Romances poisons, the 'minds of
millions of adolescents for the pecuniary "gain of unscrupulous
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millions ,of acres of lantf except "to set it afire and buy our
pulpwood in, Canada." It' is much worscxto take clean trees
and turn them into smutty stories for the corruption of young
ininds. . : " -. .""
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YESTERDAY'S ANSWKRfi
VIVO If " U," I- t- maB, !. J I
EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS,
OUT OF THE AUl
, ProRTam for Sntunlny,
KFI Los Angeles, 8 s. m. Los
Angoles Rxamlnor atudlo program,
9 p. m. Brass Sextette . playing tho
moid popular sextette numbers such
as Sextette from Lucln. 10 tPnckard
Rid j.) club with all Its old members
The Packard' Melody girls. Boss
Rudasell, Rhtia Olll, -the Varsity
Trio, Merrill La Fountalno, How.trd
Coye, Harold 'Allen, liarney Web
ber, and others, making ope of the
finest combinations possible to ob
tain. KHJ -Los Angelos, S p. m. an
evening of Chamber music through
the courtesy 'Of the Los Angeles
Plut,e club, Broadcasting from , the
mua.c room of the BlUmore hotJl.
11 program of the Lost Angels of
Southern California. .
KOO Oakland, Cat. 8 p. m.
atudlo program through courtesy of
agnavox Co.i of Oakland. -
iPO San Francisco, 8 p. m. Art
WeVdoers orchestra at the Fairmont
hotel
-.. KOW PortJanJ, 10 p. m. Col
burn's ulelody Men at the hotel
Portland and intermission solos..
KFOAAfSeUttle, 8:30 Times pro
gram, danae music by Rainier Sere-
nadera.
. KOA Dearer, dance music pro
gram by Joe .Mann and his Rainbow
Lane orehes
stjra.
HUNTS
WASHINGTON
LETTER ..
' ' By HARRY B. HUNT
" :X: SEA Service Writer ' : ' '
WASHINGTON, March 6. - Two
active champions of tho World's
War service men landed In the Unit
ed. States Senate as a resu.t of re
cent elections. . These are Rice W.
Means of Colorado, elected Nov. 4.
to complete- the term of the late
Senator Nicholson, and Hiram Bing
ham of Connecticut, chosen at a
.special election Dee. 16 to flit the
vacancy due to. Senator Brandegee's
suicide." -" ' - "' ' '
' Both Means and Bingham saw
overseas service in t-ae recent affair
with OermUny, Meana as a lieuten
ant colonel, commanding the Fourth
U. S. Infantry, in the i;euse-Argon-ne
Offensive, Bingham aa a major
In - command of tho great flying
school at Issoudun. ' "' -
; Something, of; the attitude these
two ,civjltn j f ightprs;'' naay be ex
pected to reveal toward soldier leg
islation" "during" their' terms ' In "the
Senate' waa disclosed' during' the de
bate on a measure providing for
retirement, with pay equivalent to
that allowed regular army officer!
of similar rank ( and disublllty,' of
reserve officers who suffer .30 per
cent or more disability in the sir-
vice. ;-' -'
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. "We now have," says Meana, "for
me first time In -the United States,
a definite military policy. . That
policy is that there shall- be a small
standing army; and that In time ot
need -we will depend upon onr civ
ilian eoldlers. . ,'
1. "We are now urging civilians to
accept commissions hi the Reserve
Corps. - We are urging them to acr
cept commissions In the , Natlanal
Guurd. They are told that In Urn
of emergency the outcome will de
pend upon them and their ability .to
lead men. ' '
"We'aay to-'thent: "When we tuke
you Into the army we will give you
the same, rank, the same ualform.
the same pay and emoluments ol
offlceeverytihlng that an army of
ficer has. ',.'
"Buf If you' go to the front and
are wounded, you will not receive
the retirement privilege cr the com
pensation that will be received by
the regular 'army., officer. . ' , ,.1.. .
"We are going ; to ''hold out- somo
;hlng on you. We are' going ' to
hold out the' retirement privilege." :
'V -'" ''
Bingham,. ''Championing equally
with Moans the .proposal-. for disab
ility retirement for. reserve officer.),
equal with that of regulars, ; main
tains .further that officer.) retired
because, of equal disabilities, should
have, equal pay, regardless of their
respective rank.
"Undor the proposed retirement
schedule," Bingham told his fellow
renatora, "If ' I had been dlsAblcl
while flying as a major, und had
lost . twj . fingers- of 6ne hand, I
would be entitled l be priced upon
the retired list of tho army and,
(or the rest of my llfo receive a
salary .of 32260 a tfear.
Butjf my mechanic, riding In the
front seat, having only the grade of
sergeant, Kad boon similarly Injured
he would receive tor that same dis
ability only $360 a year. ' , . '
"Some of us wore more luck
than others and got higher jranks.
Because of my luck In having been
commissioned a, .major,., I would
have received, 'under the plan pro
posed, If disabled,- seven - times as
much as my sergeant'.
"That is not' Justice to the ser
vice man at least It does not seem
o v) we,- - : 7 v ' v v. ,' .
HI KENOTES
. 1 liaiicd Hxcrf Friday' ' " '', "''
; . PublMiFil by thtt St intent' of Klmunth CVunly Hlth Hi-linol
VOL. I.
KLAMATH HI. TO .
BATTLE MERRILL :
FOR COUNTY CUP
Mtiiiitlinu ff Tenuis
Toam Won Lost - pot.
.Merrill ... 5 ' 0 1,000
Klamath 4 1 .800
I Agency .......V.;. 3 ' S .500
j Henley 8.4 .333
Statin 0 6 ' .000
Kluniath lX'feuts M11II11 37-18
The Klamath Higu nvo . defeated
tha Malln team In a slow game last
Friday night. Tho Klamath boys
did not show tho. usual form and
snap aa theyvhnvo boforo. s The
Malln boys played a good do'fonsive
game l')o second half and hold the
locals down, to a tew points during
that period.-
Dockley, forward, played the boat
game ot the evening making olght
baskets for high point mnij. -Klttinutli
I'livjs Henley -.
...The. Klamath . quintet plays the
homo game with llunloy at . Malln
tonight. ' Thoboya expect a hrd
game but are confident of 'another
victory.' The boys "have had one
good practice game this week and
are In tine form for the battle. ' '
.' A large crowd Is expected from
Klamath lit Rockard'a , stage cars
have been secured, to transport some
ot the enthusiastic rooters to the
sccno of the.'battle.
s Cinmc Saturday : Night
The high school five have a game
scheduled wHh the ChDoquin team
for Saturday ' nlpM at Chlloquln.
This will be the first lima these two
teams 'have mot si a scrappy . game
can be expected. , All of the Klam
ath team will 1o seen :a acilon be
cause of the game "t Malln tonight.
The boys may not show as good
form In this game they have this
week'but they will do their best.
t Girls BawtMill I'nder Way
A large group or girls have been
turning out regularly for practice
for baseball thla,,, Week under the
supervision of Miss Rac.inol Cron
qulst.; history -Instructor. The girls
expert to have , team entered 'In
tho county Jeaguo this lyear, sti are
starting practice a&arH'er than 'usual.
Owing to, the large turnout a heavy
hitting team , la ' expected. i iV "'
' '. Football Prnctlcally Over
' Owing' to ' the'. Pact- that ' only a
very few huskies v can find time tj
turn out for springy football work It
has been' discontinued. The. pur
pose ot the practice was to get into
shape for la contest between the
seniors and the tost of the soiool.
The seniors trounced the rest of the
school last Jail, so the latter have
been waiting for a chance to get
revenge. , Neither of, the groups
showed enthusiasm so. Conch Carl-'
son mude an announcement Tuesday
staling the practice would- be dls-.
rontlnucd. .' , ':'"" v ( '.',..
Hmebnll May Start Next Week. '
Much enthusiasm is being shown
around the school this week for
baieball. About fifteen boys burry
back from lunch each day -to twirl
a tew at the catcher. A ''meeting
will' probably he beld the first of
the week for the purpose of getting
organized. Practice will probably be
started the latter part of the week
If Modoc field , Is dried Off. The
outfield Is In fairly good condition,
now and If another atorm does not;
set In the entire field ' will be dry!
within a week. .':,
'.. It is not yet known where the
games will be played lib Is year as
Modoc .field will only be (it for
practice.. We. bave.hopos qf getting
,he iFnlr . grounds,; w If the new
field Is erected,' wo will try - to
jcuro Jt lor games.
, The high school-can assure the'
ilty li'iguo of support If the pro-;
position gooB over. , , ' ' ' '
- Klnmntli Has Practice Game' '
1 Toe Klamlath high hoopsters play
ed a practice game Wednesday night
at Fort Klamath with Wot feam.
Tho full team did not got t-j the
Fort but a- good game was shown
by both teams, 'foe f:nal score was
26-16 In favor of Port Klamath. 1
: '
BOPHOMORB NOTES
Tho 'Rophnmore Class mot -Inst
Tuesday, and chose as their new
class advisor, Mr. Chapman.' They
also looked at tho class pins sont
on approval, v . r . . .;, ;'
A girl's baseball, tcninv Is under-1
nay under the supervision of Miss,
Cronqulst. Mary Whltollno Is man
ager, Tho captain last year was
Anna Mlchuelson, but as she Is not
going out for baseball this year It
will ba necessary to choose"' 'new!
ono. The captain. Kill probably be
elected next iweekk -.
The team' Is planning to piny the
Agency, Merrill, and other neighbor
ing .towns. : . ;-,'; '-, ...
Volley ball Is progressing under
the. supervision, pf MJs. Cronqulst.
OREGON
Kliiinntli Fulls, Oregon, Frlitay, Mnrch l,
"Ill KKN'OTKS"
(STAFF
Kenton llamakor..,
Kdaa Duubni1
Helen Osboruo
Don Vatch
Elisabeth Graham
Oordon Smith .....
Wendell Smith .....
Mario Crystal
Lorralno Mordoff
....E.lltor-lii-Chlef
.Assistant Editor
... Society Editor
...Joke Editor
....Student Actlv.
...Atblotlo Editor
..Senior Reporter
.Junior Reporter
...Soph. Reporter
..Froah Roporter
Vernon Kuykendall.
HPKCI.Ui MMIIKHH
Tho ill Keynotes staff will,
edit u series of six special nuin-
bore, the first of which will
appear next week. It will be
called tho "Pop" number. TIU
purpose of tho number, will ba
to creato spirit and enthus-
iasm over the .basketball giv.no
with Merrill. This Is -tho star
game of tho season and will
decide tho wlnnor of tha bos-
4 ketbnll cup. . .. .
.. The other numbetT will bo 4
announced the week -preceding
their issue. -.
: ' .
; 'HI LIFH'FAU"
Once upon a time thero woro two
Sophomores of whom neither woro
exceedingly bright but wtio manag
ed to get along. Ono was Tom
Bluff and the other carried the
brand .of Dick Plodd. The teacher
wero wiso to Tom's profession ot
bluffing, but he ifraa alwaya too
elusive to be pinned down to facta.
The secrot waa that be aat cloae to
Dick Plodd who got his lessons well
by hours ot hard study and then Im
parted some ot his knowledge (J
Tom at recitation time. .
' One day during class tlmo, the
teacher asked Tom question which,
as usual,, he didn't know. 80 as
Dick wrote the answer to tho ques
tion, Tom stalled by aiklng tho
teacher If ho should explain It In
detail and If he should explain It In
regard to the formor question, etc,
Then pick deftly passed the note to
Tom's, desk, right in- back of him.
But this time the teacher was look
ing at mirror In the back ot the
rooro and saw the whole process.
As result she Informed Dick that
he could stay one hour after school
for passing a ' note. ' Consequently
the bluffing act failed alsq. .. .- ,
Tho next day, the' notebooks ot
the pupils , must . be . handed In.
Dick's was complete due to many
hours of persevering work, (for
p.Kk was not bright boy) so Tom,
with Dick's consent, coplos his note
book, not realising .that two note
books, exactly allko 'might look sus
picious. As a result the , teacher
gave them both "D" although thoy
were both correct, because It was
'Wrong to copy or let copy. At the
end of the year the teachers, being
wise to the boys, made thorn sit far
apart during tho examination. Con
sequently Tom failed and Dick pas
sed. ' 80 thus wo extract two proml
nan't morals ot this Jlfo, the first of
which la: ''Don't Ceceive by aa as
sumed confidence of mannor." In
other words don't bluff. : The sec-
ond onalis (as Aesop says) "Don't
be a cat's paw."
8KMOH NOTKH
' At a. class meeting held Tuesday,
the following tndents 'were chosen
to write the special Senior features
of the annual; Delia Hawkins, class
history; Mary Whltellne, class poem;
Ralph Tumor, class, prophecy; and
Vornom Christy, class will, Those
four wore eelected from a list of
ncimcs prepared by nominating
committee. The stylo of cards to bo
used by the graduates this year was
also decided upon. '. , ''
. A committee composed of Alice
Miller, Mildred Tabor, Ralph Turp
er, Gordon mjth, and' Hugh Kor
win Is overseeing -the sale of the
new high-school caps. . Every stu
dent Is requested to give the price
of a' cap and tho slso worn to one
of this committee without delay so
that tho order may Uo sent , lt as
coon as possible. - ' , ' ' j 1 ,' ',
. The Senior girls mot Wbdnesduy
afternoon to discuss tho graduation
drqss. H was decided to have pas
tel shades of silk cr'opo for tho
drosses and cither while or silver
Slippers and stocking!. - ' '
Two girls wore appointed to dis
cuss colors with tho rout so thorn
won't be n clnsli or an excess of one
color. . 1 ..' '. -
.' We think with a careful color ar
rangement the graduation ,can tie
made very, jiUrac.tl'v,
HUM
No. 0
AUTHORS BLOSSOM '
OUT WITH MODERN '
DRAMATIC PIECE
"'lHUlrn's Dinner Party"
Tlmo, Year of 19S6,
Plneo Cleopatra's Home.
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Cleopatra i.,'.....w......... Tho Hostess
Kobe Daniels - The Ctwk
Mary Plckford The Muld
Julius CuoHor. , , ,
, . Scone Ono The Kitchen ..'
(It la noarlng the time for' din
ned and there are still many things
to bo done. Cleopatra, dressed In
a calico apron, atands at the alnk
beating cream.)
. t.oopatra -Oh! Uebu, do hurry
tvlth the salad! I know jniii'U have
to finish trposlng tiie muussa your
aelt. - I simply must be drosted lis
tliuu to roculvo them!
Uebo Y01, ma'am, I'm hurrying
as fast its I can, Thorn dlsboa will
have to be wiped off. Thoy ain't
been uacd since your birthday.
Cloo Oh, tor goodness', , sakei!
Stop thinking of something whu-h
haa got to be dono. Thoy can't be
very dusty, Jet 'em go. " ' .
Hobo Juat as you iy, ma'am. It
ain't a'mnttofln' to me. I ain't got
to Wt otf'n 'om.
(Enter Mary I'lckford. the maid)
Mary A telophono all Juat came
from Mr. Wine, MVnm. Ha aays
to tell you that hla collar button
ho ' rolled undor the ohlftonlor so
he might bo lltllu lata.
Cloo -Oh! botheration! He's small
enough why can't lie crawl under
and got It? 1 did ao: want him to
oomo oarly so I could have little
toto-o-teto with him' before Murk
Anthony comes. Well. I guess It
can't be holpod. (Heave sigh.)
M'iry, lay that dross I bought at tho
sale, und those poarls from Wool
worth's on the bod,
Mary Certainly, ma'am. I'll fix
that run In- your silk stockln." too.
And I guets I bolter sow ti'at but
ton on your pottlcoat.
Cleo Yes, do. And ploaso hurry.
(Exit Mury.) . - '
(Enter Cuesar.)
Caosar The carnations triva rtme
from the table, mVam. Shall I put
them In that antlquo vaao? ; ,
1 Cleo No,' no, 1' don't want that
brokenl Put them In that fru't Jar.
Thoy aron't so exponslve.
Caosar Yes, ma'am. And JUck
Dempsey just phbnod and said to
lel you as, how he heard you was
havln' a little dlnnor pnrty up tnls
way this ovenln' und he reckoned
Joe'd Just drop In. He said he gues
sed you overlooked him when you
sent out the Invitations, so h'd
excuse irou. .
r Cleo :(hot!y). -Well, be certain
ly had his nerve, tho big pruno!
Overlooked him Indoed! How'd h
act at my last party, pray tell?-He
couldn't think, do, or tulk of any
think but what it had box In It.
do he said he'd excuse mp, 'did hot
Woll, ho'll cortalnly wlnh ho'd ox
cusod himself from . thn . party.
(Crossly). Bebo, don't uso so nvany
lemons In that , lemonade. They're
expensive. . ,
(Door-boll rlugs.) ' ! '
Cloo Oh, ' for heaven's sakos!
(Exit Caosar.)
Hurry to the door, Caesar (Exit
Caosar) I stipposo that Is Roland
Cofo.r. He's always olthor first or
last. Doesn't seem to know how to
get to a party on time.
(Enter Caosnr) Caesar It's Jack
Dempiey, ma'am. Ho said he
thought as how ho'd come-early and
finish that story boforo tho orowd
gets bore. :
1CI00 What story?
iCaosar Tha iirtxo-flghtln' story
what he was reMdln' outa thin mag
azine last time bo was hero.
Cloo Very woll. Oo upstairs and
clean t'10 wash bnoln and mop tho
bathroom floor. (Exit Caosar.) Bebe
you'll have to, finish this, gotta'
make my ibod nnd dress before any
ono else comes. . Mary simply can't
make a bod fit to ba seen, It she'd
have made as many (11 I, Oh, I
smoll something burning! , I - know
It's tho biscuits. . Take 'om ; out
quick,' " If - ,yoll .'don't have time to
clean the onions ' hayo Mlary do It.
(Exit Cleo.)
' Half an hour later. Cleo ontors
kitchen. ' ( . ,','
,C!so -Well, .. at last they're all
hore. Hurry with that cako, Bebe.
t simply must 'have your help when
tho sorvlng starts. ,"..'.
Bobor-Xoa. ma'am. I found a
mouse In , the milk' but you don't
nood to 'loll' ho pne. , '
Cloo No, cortalnly not, I'm dlot
ing so j.won't bo eating liny of
this stuff this evening. Did you
got the cheapest lard thoy had at
the storp?
Bebe Yes'. . m'a'am. Quon Elisa
beth was li tiioro whon I bought It
and she nst me what I was goln'
to uso . It for. My", but 'ojn't she
th old, .busy-body,-though?. '
-. C10Pr,Qra,cIpsfi'.osU. Wdl .I'll
FRIDAY, MARCH 0, 1023
,. - . i.,..LI. .... U.
iavo to go and play pltioehlu with.
Murk Antlinny rh'll:'iM,toltoln
Addlo Joiiklna around. :
(Exit Cleo) ':. J
(Enter Cnoanr find Mury) '
Bob Horn, MiiryJ you'll liavn'to
oliin Mil skillet-' to I can try, (bo
bacon In II. ' 1 ' " ' ' . '
, Many (dlHKiiitodly) -wash that
thing! Why J . never waahod A.dlah
In my llfo,' I'm lady's maid,' not .
a dlsh-washor. ;
Hobo Well, I Blu't a-cnrln'i If
you'ra tlio proatttout himself. Juat j
roll up your aloovon and got buay.
Anil, ; Cnoinr, you'd bettor mnke
umo aoup. I'm -a-thlnkln' there
ain't golu'to ho enough to oat now
thut Jnrk Dompaor Oiat gone and
eomo.
Mury Isn't ha perfectly thrilling
though T I could look at him all
day. .
D.bo (anlfflng dlnguatadly) Wall
I can't understand what you sea, In
him. Now; It It wus Morlo Bwan
aon It would be different. I think
ho'a the bandsomoat man what aver
cornea to thla hotiao. Bo wall drea.
ad, and ain't alwaya a braggln'
about how hp laid aomo (allow low '
the ulghl before. Yea, alreel . Ho'a
my vory Ideal! , i. ..;,
Mnry "Pliny eay aa how Sir Walt
er Kalolgh's character la giittln' to
be a bit shady. The ho:es at the
place where ha waa laat tlnio mlaaed
two boda and a rockln' chair after
ha waa gon.. And thoy aay that
Vcnu Moore la hla accomplice, al
though thoy,prfos. never to havo
mot heforo when thoy (ire In public.
nviio Well. 1 ain't a-doubtln' It
i bit. She looks too wlea 13 be
turnout; what with a-wearlu' tortuaa
rlnuned glannoa. hor . hair drawn
itiulght buck, atU-flat heeled shoe.
.Mar Yea, an while I , waa la
the bod-room I hoard Dorothy Dun
ham lellln' Juun of Ara that alio
saw r Robert Dunn at tha theater
laat night with Max Nowaom'a'wlfo.
People do ray aa Ao Max Naweom
, .reatohod to kill hlmaelf If aha
didn't atop golu. tf the foot-ball
games .with Hugh Curwln, ao 1 aup
.. jho he'll kill hlmaelf moro thin
over now.
Caeaar You two gotslps cut out :
tho gab and get to work. I want
to go to Zlegflotd, Follle with K
poleon sometime tonight. ' ' ,
(Enter Cloo hoatlly) 1
Cloo Oh! Hot dog! Luck la with
ua! Thero's a fire In tho next bloc It
and ali the gueata have gono o It:
ao Wore will ba no dinner thla
evening. . Put the eat In tha Ice
box and warm thorn ovor for din
ner tomorrow.
: (Curtain.) ' . '
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Latest Books "
., "LovV Making Made. Eaay." ' ,;
':' by Elmer Buoalng.
"Elocution With a Rapid Delivery"
by Gilbert Floet.
hill "Is your brotbor mtnlo
ln?" . ,
Frank "la be? Why, at tha age
of threo ba played on the linoleum."
Idoal Student .
. Don Veach's appetite..
Elmer Buealng's princely form. "
Luc Inn Applegato'e llluatrqua In-
talloct. '' ' '
Nahum's flory elocution.
'Merle Rose's ability to get the
- assignment.
Horn Oroyboll'a gigantic knowl
edge of the planets. '
Fred Oooller's peppy ways."
Forrost Colson's Kuon desire for
study.
' i ' '
Mlnlstor "Do you tako this wan
for bettor or worse?"
t .Eliza "If he's no bettor than do
last ono, It'll bo do worse to' him."
Ideal Tcachor
Mr. Chapman's forcing personality
Mrs. Solomon's exporlonco.
1 Mr. Carlson's patlonco. ,
Miss Mack's grading system.
Miss Van DovantOr's koen. wit.
. Mr. Wolss" oalm countenanco. ,
. ' Mr. Wine's smile. ,
JUNIOR NOTES
. ' OUR DEBATING TEAM
Once nrfnln the Junior. Class Is In
the forofront. Four out of tho six
on the debating team ro members
of the class Of 1028. Thev era Kda
Jones, Bill Kuykendall, Nahum Mc-
Mllllnn nnrf Warrnn rinrAmiia rhA
negative consists of Bill Kuykendall,
Nahum McMullen, nnd Eda Jones
as alternate Wnrron Doronraa Is on
the offlrmstlve. Oliver Payntor
(Senior) and'' Ellis Myers Sopho
more) nre on tha afflrmntl'va aliin.
Tim. flrrtt rlnhnfn lt thn miinH u,na
held' Thursday. , "flio afflrniatlvo. de
bated at K.:C. H.. 6, with ) MVirrlll.
Tlio'negntlva dohated at Morrill. ,
Results, of. tha dnhatna will h
avallttblo today. ' ; ',: '
i Our F00IM1 FneiiHy Fi'lcmlH '
Miss Vart Dcvnhthr iwnh nsslgnlnB
tho Enellsh f lesson. Aha tniii ihn
class t'ba rondy t'tnke Bhakospoaro's
life,, it, was strggosled by Paul
Campbell that Uiey Imtijr him. !' 1
"Miss Mack asked liar first-nnrlnd
civics class of. what tho, Bebrotary
of SWO -consisted , '. ',: . .,.,., ;'