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FKIDAY. MXY 9. 1924. Page Four THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON T I. r -1 Issued dally except Sunday . by Office. 110 North Klghth ;v iUthkk w. rood Entered aa aecond-clasa matter Oregon, under the Act of March S. 187. Member of the AmmcUtrd Ptcwi The Evening Herald li the official ' .'" ' : City of SUBSCRIPTION RATES Delivered B Carrier i "oira WAR .- . :WX MONTH I ' - rHREH MONTHS . rOTB MONTH : By OJTK TTBAR . MX MONTHS ONK MONTH Phone complalnu to 88. before FRIDAY, MAY 9, 1924. MOTHER'S DAY O UNDAY is Mother's Day ! l The wearing of a bright flower on your coat lapel if mother is 'Kvinrj or a white flower if she- has passed beyond, is one of-jlie accepted tributes. ,r- f she is still living write her a long, loving letter assuring hereof your continued love and your, resolve to live as she wruTld have vbu. If she is on the "other side" send a silent H message across the space that M the Infinite One will let her hear because of.a. message from you. ,These are the traditional servance. To be pitied, indeed, Jnot.cherish-for.his or her mother a sufficient love to do one J, or the other of-these simple things. . C- liark ba'ck to childhood days. Recall the hours and hours LWhen i Mother gladly did. little things, big things call manner of th.uvrs for you. Her love I Taltering and .her devotion unchanging. .... ''"'""YVith tlif mrwt- of n lln vmi I: - ..... -V- J - "t n i m, , iiiumci tlllU .'."son or;motlier and daughter. But even eternity cannot obliter ate the fact that during childhood days Mother rendered a service few of us repay. .' ;" i '. vTruly alittle' thing the wearing of a flower. . Surely a l-simple. thing the writing of a letter. Yet big things in the ''eyesxand the regard of Mother. .. , , . " ; THE" EPJDEMIC OF SLANG .-jP.,lf Eogo slang'.'; which seems to be -vthe neurotic life of a certain class-of deplored by. a" popular writer, who seems to -Teaserien .iis only. a. symptom. After pointing out that many .of the'-expressions- in vogue had thein origin in the gutters of ie?cperienCe, Jie expresses the view that if these "smart" young people could realize how low is the society., they mimic they jvpuld. bjuih;wfth'sham'e. " ' . .' This-is taking the jiiatter too seriously. That vagabonds and v;rgues iisehBases cwrreht in the trarisientVocaVuiarjr of slang iqpncqnis the. average;, youth not at all. Boys, and girls of today . f-Yry-riHrcTi&tteTO and self-suffi- Vhfte hould.be no. alarm. Slang there Hvill always be, of ccr$, and. not all -of it will be objectionable or useless. The j)res.e5ft. tendency to indulge in an orgy of unlovely speech will pass sooner or later, as all extremism does. The more 'extreme whether in clothes or VA WORD FOR 11' J- -TKNOll3)f ,'LangeII. Valley wants to represent. : ; state of Oregon: as a delegate to the national convent 5Ppenmg;in Wew-YoTk on June or iss ; rjepublican-iq. 'its . leanings, it may be pardoneif - at .times if? hops over into the-idemocratic corral and commutes While vjith the brethren of that will appear on the primary ballot, ,tP3Fe vnin tne Herald s reader scope and have seen fit .to-. register thejnselves as democrats can consistently out the X, opposite ' the" Langell Valley iiu oi iiie siaeunes ana ao a Dit ot cheering. They like H. f." in Langell Valley and prominent residents there vouchsafe he wiflMiot forget to talk about cnance to mingle with the Aew --Says a news dispatch : "There in congress; with regard to the proposition." Another reporter who does not know the meaning of brevity, or he would have stopped :wtfn the word ' congress. ". iijA, CsJjfornia justice of the peace, lietis -imposed on ' speeders, married is.tneum nine-he has imposed a life sentence. 4-,; : 'sdrtherr a-ypurig lady w ith a comfortable parlor all her own v ca'n't be a' June bride she isn't half trying. ': .. ; .''"'!' r'- 'f' ,'';';' .. .. . v'Jjrnpaighing by radio '.will appeal to the politicians, who then-will, have all the wires for pulling. . ' ' r . -, . . twAb6utp-all .the South has to do to get rid of iis boll tveevils Tsltb tlaim" they make fine fish bait. ' ' " - ""''Thse. ."endurance tests" make little impression on a man who'ltas. been having a tooth treated. . ; '. . TFTavvj'crTiTinds his own business when he attends to the affairs of other people; ', ! v -l " - ..V Bv dyiving carefully ybur car may last you until you get it ., )';' ' ' -,. Io ;hese days much beauty it not even ikin deep. The Herald Publishing company. St., Klamath Palls, Oregon President and Kdltor at the post office at Klamath Falls. paper of Klamath County and the Klamath Fain 94.B0 8.80 - IM .00 Mall 9S.no a.T .08 S p. in., or 588-W, after 6:80 p. m. divides you from her. Surely and all heaven will be happier and beautiful methods of ob is the man or woman who does was unwavering, her patience un- - c Iioi.a m .otmlaf ....t I...- a characteristic of young "Americans is think this is a dis- speech, the shorter its life.- A DEMOCRAT , the ion 24. While this oaner is mnre affiliation Mr. Ticknor's name Friday, May 16 and if those man's name, many of us will Klamath county if he has a York crowd. has been a great deal of talk famed for the sentence an' el'd'oin? couole. This IHONTP mSHlNGTDN BY HARRY H. HUNT WASHINGTON. - D. C. May 9. There s more than nppeors on tho surface in the selection of Ronresen tatlve Theodore (Burton, formetr sen ator from Ohio, to sound the 0 O. P. kepnote at . the Cleveland con vention June 10. I Burton was not chpscn ' because of outstanding oratorical ability. He Is a ponderous speaker, with a husky throaty voice that Is hard to follow, HIb speeches are Informative rather than Inspiring. He :s not adept at pointing with pride or viewing with alarm, unless he can put his pointer on specific ,'facts and fipurer. His speeches even then, rouse no one to enthusiasm, though they furnish food for thought in ruminative hours. President Coolidge promptly dis posed of a story that Burton's selec tion had .been made wjthout his ap proval. - He1 himself, 'he says , sug gested the Ohio representative as proper and desirable choice. 'i Tbe fact that Burton Is a iesldeu of Cleveland, where tha convention Is to be held, ai d of Ohio, the houyp. state of President Harding who, cept for the Intervention of Fatf' would have .been the nominee a.ain this year made the choice c.t an Ohloan and'a Clevelander partt cular- ly happy, Coolidge auggeated. All very true, doubtlesqri. But keynoters for national cor.ventlons are selected on practical ra.fcer than sentimental grounds. -A; id -gran lng that this sentiment al reason exists In the - case of. , '.he Burton selection, there wan piece of practical politics Involved, ' that played a much greater part in the decision. For Instance: Ohio Is debatable, ground this year. It is one of the "pivotal states. The Buckeye electors, may throw the decision I t or against Coolidge for reelect'.on. Meanwhile, the fiosi'Jon of th party in the state' is net happy There Is an Intrastate battle raginc between rival group j backing rival candidates for the hrud ef the state ticket. This cut-throat fight over who will be the Republican caadi date for governor threaten to gum up the race of the Republican can didate for president In that stato should any one of the factional leaders now Involved be nominated And right there's where Ifurton. as a keynoter, comes In. i The recognition ot Burton na party leader In Ol.lo, by choosing lilra to set the pitch for the na tional campaign, is directly intend' ed to boost him Into tho spot-light as a man behind whom all the party's factions in Ohio could unite for governor. An head of the st it?' Republican ticket, It Is figured. Burton would be a big help toward pulling Cool idge out of. the stato with a ma jority. The nomination of a guber natorial candidate from any of tha factions now at war, however, would distinctly 'jandlcin the na tional Republican ticket In the state and might make a difference of 48 III his total ole'to al count. And a much less margin than 4 ft' Is likely to deolde thu result, ' Burton, a bachelor, was 12 last December, He Is one of the senior age ot Congress and sot the pre cedent ot running (or and being 1 OASIS OR MIRAGE? ' - . . . i .rr.. mt .'.i..;.,..,; ..: V-tt; v reelected to I ho Houstt ot Repre sentatives ufter having sorvnd in Hie U. S. Senate nurtnn'n wltlulravl as cnndldulit for reelection to tho Senato in 1914 paved tho way for Warren 0. .Hard ing to sucreil him in the Senate and win ultimate promotion to tho presidency. As a keynoter till!' year and gubernatorial candidate he may help Coolidge to lelala that orfice. THE OFFICE CAT There is na place dike home ac cording to 4.1io glowing description given by- the' man -no Is trying iio sell his. . It. you waut to make us mad Jimt come in the o(fke, gooslp around, a while, don't tell us any news, iind then walk out and leave the dpor open, - . I Fine be da. feathers make tine feather Some people couldn't trfett more If they wore centipedes. ' any Any man can get ahead, If he has a head and uses it. L.on Chaney had to get a hump on himself to iplay "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." (o Some people seem to think that marble-tops have igono out of date hat Washington. D. C is full of them. o A Harvard student claims that he can live on a dollar a week. But he neglected to say how long. Are you sure you . have shown me all the - principal parts of the car?" asked tho fair prospective buy er. "Yes, madam, all the main ones," repled .the dealer. Well, tiien where Is tho depre ciation? Torn, told me that was one of the blcgen things about a car." f i o ' Divorce: iProof that people found out about one another bofore Ihey got used to. one another. Dollars Imvo treads like- auto tlrca why;! lots them trnvol fust wiyiout rfkfiddlng :A failure Is morcly an oroinr wis who t hinks the ble ones got by ty.icaupo of Muck. Poverty -may pinch but maybe, it does so onfy to keep us awake. I o The rcraTfnin-g .hobo has much (Wf- riculty In J mating the efficiency de partment's Tuack. door, y ' to :' We uacd to hoar a good deal about dry humor-, but that kind doesn't sec m to beiuunjf any tnoru,., . .. jrom S1AS Atlanta (Oa.) woman shot at her husband three times Without hit ting htm, proving bo me women are not trained for matrimony. In niythovlllt). Ark., a man tried to run down hlg onomy r1'Ui auto- Instead of with his mouth. A spotless reputation needa more oars than a pair of white trouiers. o iBandlts robbed a ' Granite City (111.) bank. Got 103.000. Thbr is enough money for a vocation ot a summer reaort. . . New York girl who led a doublo life reached her end Just twlco as quick. Agrarian bands , are terrorizing Vera Crux land owners and many American Jazt bands are still at large. The wild flowers are holding their annual beauty contest. o One L'alng tho scientists nave shown us is that the flrut million years hi.ve 'been the hardost. Faint . heart nvor won fair lady but man' a fat-head (hoe-. A negno rector wa preaching on the horrors of hades, and when be finished ho phroso,"And there shall be wcerliig and gnashing ot teeth," thero ai- a sudden bunt ot emotion in tho, front tow. What's tlM) matter, Myriah7" he asked . , "Dere, saJi, J'ae ain't got no teeth." Myrfib said. y.'eeth will b furnished no anuea. The Arab IIv Vs largely ' on dates, and so does bis American prototype of tlie younger generation known an the -sheik. i A', railroad time' table Is subject to change without caotlpe, und bo Is a red-hteaded girl. ' ; . o - TVifeUfrom alcrve) Road- In o minuter! j ' Hui.hand (a 'ilittle iai'Xx) No hurry; now, dearV I've .got to ahsve again,. ; -o Thjo life ot th big battjeahlp puts us rti -ulnd of i woman a waicn two thirds of itij life U spint wait ing I-for repairs, and the oth3r third belrtfg repaired. , i -o If) Isn't the I dgh cost of living. so much flj t nigh utanaaru u llrtHB that maiii w thlngj expensive. I -o Evan after the! family's lale.it halr- bf.f ceasen to 'bo i lively topic of con- vrtrsatlon, thoro., I nlways the por- miuient wavr. , , .Huccess ,'ib rot' made by lying a uko at night. Unit by keeping awuko lu tho day time. . o . Very f( ,w college) girls are In Jail, soys Dr. J ;iavls, a Now'.Vnrk ponilton tlory exp rt, so It s temif that hlpjlior edurotlon does pay. I o- . Bob)et t-halred blond rotd a Plumlilni company' In Mow York. LttaviV If. to the blom.'o, Ihey ki'ow who"haa imny' ' y Boy In 'iBangor, Me., has trained a dove to t Vtht. But this Is nothing. Tbe dove t peace h4 Jioen doing It right along .. , -. The Call of the Homej By MILES CANNON, Director of Farm EconOmlcH, U. S. Bureau of Reclamation' 11 ' M 1 Some) pnoiht of our day, prolmhly on in't'ouilt nf the' -Icflullon pinh Ioiiih fnllowliiK lltn World Will', lire Inclined to in ann ur anil 'uniiliilii As u matter of coinl'iii'lton, there to re. Is Is hero denlKiied to e producn Hie (ixiierliiii'.'n .iT Hint roni liaiiy of iiluneei'H known to hlHttiry us the rilKt'itm Km Inn's, lu tho iiffuli'M of the liinniiii nice tho morn lug of lV"muhi r 7, 1U:'0, brings Into vlmv uu IntereHlIng epoch. The curly dawn rnvealeil In the ufflitg ii nli'iitiue daft from llm deck of whleli the IMIkiIiii Kiilhel'ii fur the first time nlt-lit.nl the siiow-rovarud niouniU of Ciipe Co l It wus uil In Iio ipllahle. (nasi ill lii'Nl but ut this iiartlciilar time Iti tlesoliite iippi'iirniH'o w,ih iniiKiilfleil by a strong wlnli'r'.i, wiml luilen with n mixture or sleet, snow und ruin. I Clumber Aniline It was not until 'ho 2 1st of De cember that they found, by aoel dftut, a llltlo harbor, clouted by u small depression traversed by a now Icebound stream between two hills. Neur the entruiu-e nf Mils Htrenin was n purlliilly iiuhiuerxiul rock ever vjhleli the I'IIkiIiiih. drenched by the Icy w.ives of the bay, rluinbered lo Hie shore nml ut once set about 'o bu.ld Iioiimm In the wilderness. Under such conditions wus the first attempt made in establish per manent homes III I hit wenteru world. Without wealth cr patronage, hem ned In by n Inirklets furest, wit'' navuge perils alioiit them at every turn, separnted from friends and relatives Dial they would nee no more, but sustained by n faith un paralleled, llils little band of farm ers set out In lay the foiindalloii of a colony bused iiiion the two compelling features homo and lib erty. Tlui Wai llm Inception of the groat Republic wlilca already has surpassed In power .mil ivealth any political organisation In the his tory of the world. Thesn farmers set to work without delay building log houses, but nearly nil were III more or less and before they fell tha Invigorating touch tr spring fully half of their number were burled In a new mado cemetery hard by. No pen has ever doplctod their suffering but In tho annals of the world their fame In securely fixed Those -ot us, howover. who In this day nro Inclined to. nomplnln. should remember that these farm ers were actunlod by the call of the home, by an Insatiable thirst for liberty of thought and action and a scttloment governed by laws of tholr making und administered by magistrates of tholr own choosing. As a matter of policy wo may, with much profit, again turn' back tho pages of time. Tho Plymouth set tlement succoodod, when others failed, for tha rcainii that these Pilgrim faririors reversed an old custom by putting ovurylhlng pos sible Into tholr farms. Including the eioments of a homo, Instead of getting everything posslblo out of them. ' Tho lovo of Homo Actuated by any other purpose than that ot establishing homos Mannequin iflinslizubr.tl) 1'onsonby, daugh ter of Arthur Ponton by, tho under 'seoretary of stata for foralgn af fairs In tha British Labor cablnst,' is a mannequin In a fashionable London i establishment, v She was snapped ' displaying ia leaolMVI jU.iai,'' y'j; n ' t4Jxmu -t ' wherein to dwell In pjrpjlully, the Plymouth colony, handicapped by poverty and hy tlie severity of the climate entirely iinlliit that which they hud been act "I ttonu'd, would have fulled iiilserubly. .' It Is u fuel the love of homo thai III1!"!11'1 r ptiblln possible. ' i . It was this prlnoljilo which sur vived the vlulssliudus (if thu lu tervunlug yeurs; a, prinulplu which has not yet been etlii(Ulnlld und oiio which n greed tor power cun not corrupt, It wui IhlH ,lov of home and liberty thst. prevailed on ihe field of I.exlliKloiii llmt sustiiliU'd thu falhiiis on ' Hunker Hill. It wus this prlni'lple which trliiuiphed ut Yorlttowii.',' ,', The Garden THK ANM AI. I'KI.O.XrM - il'.iillluncy of enliir, rhitNietarU tic of annuals which make tliem the ideal . uiulerlul for lie. flower gar den, !. nowliern-fouiiil'. in greater umiulUy or vtirlfly t. titan , in ' the phlntes, known in Phlox Dnimmondl, all d. Hn tidaut i of nstlvo of the Texas prtilrlej. TUtre Is no more caelly crown annual, none quicker la come Into hliKJin and none 'to give a mora levleb display. . i ItaiiRlng 'In color, from 7 while Jo glowing warlets, eriuitftiiW ami mar oons with purple und lavender shde and with many 'lieaiitlfiil-fyea shad ed mid varl'itutcd types rut well an po'iillarly fringed nd cut petalled types, thin annual offers wonderful material for auminer boddiug. Meed may be sown at any llm now In Ihe open ground' and the; plant transplanted to 'their permanent quarters later, giving them from'eil In eight Inches apart They revel in rich null und suunhlne. , Therefore tivo dUtlui-t typiw of 1 this oneoul which have been developml known a. the grnndlflora type und the dwarf type. Tho former give h largt flowering and most robust plants, growing lo a foot lu height Wltn cluster ot large flower, with round overlapping petals, Tho dwarf or nana compact type It the beet for ribbon bedding or naming. These plant seldom grow over eight Inche In holght end ere a mas of bloom from early sumnrer on, lu wonderful .range of coloring. The 'fading flower splkos should- be kept cut to prolong theilconon of Mourn. If. loft to tbomvlva they often bloom tlioitteulvea,, to death. Phlox Drummoiidl are particularly ruluublo for planting among peren nial bonier where the early peren nials have finished blooming, or for covering for fulti beds. Croups of three or four of them tucked Into any vacant spots In thu gardun'.wllt give a flno flush of color.' They ara alto uwful for planting among isio blooming gladtalu lq furulrh color while the bullxi uro making 1 their early growth, As the clatlloliis rate above thorn and tho. -first flash of bloom la over thuy can Iio pulled out to give a frco fluid to the gludloltM. Tho fringed and star typo ro more cJlou.) than beautiful but offer an Interesting variety .They aru small er 'flowered than the two types ivhlch are mora popular aud mora, usually employed In the garden. All are fine for cutting, .- - '. "' BUDDHIST LEADER, FORCED TO FLEE, - HEADS FOR CHINA CALCUTTA, May 0. Tho Tanlil l.ama, head of tho Bildilhut religion In Thlbllwho was recently forced to flee from his monastery, nt Tashl litmpn, bin rctrched Calcutta Incognt In and Immediately 'epiburked for China. -Ilia llolliinsn'lj'nftnon bts ia ay to Pekln, where ho hopce to find refuge in 'a largo UudtUilut monawtery which unaltered t'he Dalai Lama who flod from Lhasa ten ynnego, . . ( The.Lnma's flight was the result of his having iboen subjected to un l.ocnmlng tndlgnlttce, ! (tippoeedlr through. Jealously of li'ler exalted po iiltlon as the no.'lflslastlcal ihond of rhlliHt. ijtla properly and lapd are raid lo have been confiscated by or der nf I lie supremo oounu'.l al Lhasa, 1 which reduced him to the JTPof,a small' landholder. . v j .1 llliect lleacli Itond tVnrtted. I'.'PCllMNIJ, 'May 9, . Plans are being made for the construction ot 11 new road to Lnno county'' ocean beaches. A petHOon signed 'bo prac llcally every cltlr.nn along tho iiro litiRcd route has heon presented to Iho county court, anklng ' -that a road be built from the Kugorie-Flor-unco state highway nt Ralnrock1 on ihe Bluslaw river, np Indian' creek nnd ovor tho summit ut 'the-' Coast mountains, thonc down -Ten Mile orook to Roosevelt beach; not far from Ynnhaats, The Kitgene "Cham ber nt commorce has nilorsed the plan. , - ',.,' . T, i' , ) 'Miesouri Bureau of t.'s.bqr.yfiuitls'' tic reports Hint 8,789 .f arm"tiT AUsi ourl farmed or suporvlsod, by women nra more profimblg than ftr 'Armt' rrw MutrAtiM wrf,;('::;'ji' v, ' ' iv.jr'AV '1 ' ' . ''"., r - . rt'