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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (April 14, 1924)
hv'j THE EVENING HERALfy KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON MONP.tV, AI'HIli . NEWS OF- the Mother bird 1 i Issued dnlly except Hundny by - Office, 110 North Eighth LUTHER W. nOOI Batsred second-class matter at the post otflcs at Klamath Fall:. Oregon, under the Act of March 8, 1S?. Member of the As'nclstcit Prem MITHUR W. ItOOU B. R. HIM, r. 8. WAITR m MUIi h. OARY .,.,., Toe livening Herald la tho ottlcisl paper of Klamath County and the fM( f Klamnth Valla SUBSCRIPTION RATES ' Delivered Rr Carrier OTal Y KA R HMHWM,NMHWMMHMHIiHIWUJHUMfiiIH tX MONTHS) .uwiuiiuuiiim fHHEH MONTH) ..................... OA K MOltTll IM I HdlllllHIIIUHU- My Dine YEAR ..... MX MONTHS .......... ONB MONTH Phone' compialnte'to 88," before MONDAY, APRIL 14, ioai. r TIME TO WATCH OUR STEP THERE should be great glee in California. The Japan ese exclusion clause in the immigration bill will be ' come a law providing the President does not deem it wise to veto the whole measure on account of it Both the house and the senate, ignoring Secretary of State Hughes warnings, passed the bijl without 'changes on Saturday. 7,. From our neighboring state has emanated the large measure of propaganda against Japanese immigration. It may-have been essential to the welfare of the nation. Again the whole "menace," as it has been repeatedly and persistently termed, is perhaps far removed from the di mensions many have given it. Be this as it may it is now the duty of every peace loving citizen and particularly newspaper publishers to refrain from stressing the "gravity" of the situation and to instruct their headline writers to this end. Trouble starts only when there is agitation. And it is yet to be chronicled wherein a successful bout was staged unless both contenders appeared at the ringside. . , If the Japanese quota in this country has reached the proportions warranting a halt, the Japanese government ymL acquiese; if the legislation is unjust time will tell and the American government may be expected to ameliorate matters. : ! ' The foregoing, however, is contingent in large degree upon the spirit exhibited in this country. Those who fos ter animosity and scorn toward any human race bid for trouble." If we, as individuals and a people convey to the nation across the Pacific an attitude of regret that we found . the exclusion move necessary, there will be 'no "grave consequences", Nipponese diplomatic warnings notwithstanding. The real menace is not the "yellow" man and his'in "dignation. It is the ''yellow?' press within our borders. Portland Newspapers have discovered that it might be wisdom to combine the visiting auto registration bu reau with the city's Chamber of Commerce. The first two cities reached by tourists at Oregon's southern border, Klamath Falls and Ashland, are making this a practice at present. Quite often the big from the smaller. 1 Ashland High School students are nimble with their fingers. They managed to gain second place in the stato typewriting contest held Saturday. Last year the first honors were brought home. ' ttis year with a word and a ' Secretary of Commerce Hoover says fishermen make good public officials. If he is correct then Klamath Falls pught to be well governed. The nimrods in the city hall are legion. Character is made up of the savings of youth, and just as those savings are good or bad, so will the man or women be. Wild oats will never be anything but wild oats," and by no sort of hocuspocus can they ever be checked out as old wheat. As you sow, so shall you reap. . As a means of securing newspaper publicity, dealing in Sinclair oil stocks is even better than giving patent medicine testimonials. ' Family life isn't 'what it motor vehicles. To find the In the garage. . The average girl wouldn't lift a little finger to take advantage of Leap year, but a3 to the third finger of the left, hand-r-that's different! This' countiy used to be now it is pretty well crowded President Obregon has fired 75 generals of the Mexi can army, but there probably are several hundred left. Paris is doll crazy, says The "ar" must have been lost One criticism of the income tax is that it doesn't pro vide opportunity enough for one to list his outgo. Some people can remember their childhood pranks better than they can remember last month's bills. Tim Herald Publishing company, St,, Klnnmth Fells, Oregon rrel(tcht niul Manager , kilKor . City Editor .....Advertlslna Mnnngcr .... CltTUIntlnn Mnnswr tn.so B.ao I.R.1 .0.1 Mo a.7.1 .00 m. lnll p. m.. or 868-W. aftor t:0 p. fellow can learn something Salem edged into first place fraction the best of it. was before the advent of man of the house now, look filled with rheumatic men, with pneumatic girls. a dispatch from that city. in transmission. ' ... v t By HARRY B. HINT. WASHINGTON, D. C. April 14. F:lends of Joe Robinson, U. 8. Sen ator from Arkansas and Democratic floor leader in the upper house, do not take kindly to George Harvey's suggestion that Robinson is tho Democratic party's beat bet for pres-. ldent. I "Now what does Harvey want to go and do that for?" they lament. "Robinson Is too good a man to be cursed with Harvey's backing." Prom which is may be Inferred, correctly, that from the Demo cratic view every knock by the late ambassador to the Court of St. James' will be considered a boost and every boost a knock. Harvey, who as a Democrat responsible for first ' focusing spotlight on Woodrow Wilson, who In 1920 backed Harding was tut! but I and was mado ambassador to Great Brit ain, is keeping Republicans as well' as Democrats guessing as to which political bed he will choose to nesi in this year. Ho now says he's "In dependent." Democrats generally will resent any attempt by Harvey to adopt j their party as his choice. Bitterness: agalnot him over the circumstances of his split with Wilson and his lator desertion to the G. O. P. camp, will make him an urUolcome guest in' any Democratic headquarters. There' are indications, too, that Republican' organization leaders do not approve George's free-and-easy regard for: party tics and hesitate to take him into their sanctum sanctorum. But tho concern of both old party groups may be beside the mark. Maybe George, as an 'independent,' is getting ready to lend his advice and assistance to tho promoted "third party." If ho should, there are a lot of "leaders" in both old parties who would heave a sigh of relief and thanksgiving. For neither outfit knows what to do with George. The Office Cat Many a father breathes a sigh of relief whon, at Commencement, he finishes working his con's way through college. o Lament of Tho Klumatli Malik-n My vanishing cream with the wonderful scent, Has vnnlshed and O' I wonder whore It went. Most m3n object to having some one else make a fool of them. That's a little job they prefor to attend to themselves. I o , Correct this sentence: He Is our Since George mado the suggestion, however, there might be wliaei guesses than Robinson as to the Democratic nominee. While not a probability, he la clearly within the field of "possibilities." A rather stocky man. Is Robinson, a bit stoop-shouldered from much sitting at desks, with a waist line hinting as the need for a bit mor exercise, thinning brdwn hair, a touch of color In his cheeks, a strong nose and Jaw and a general appear ance of hard-headedness. He bos both physical and mental force and he speaks only whon he has something to say. That alone marks him as a man apart la the Senate." - Robinson Is 52. Within a porlod of two weeks, back In 1913. ho was congressman, governor and United States senator. He resigned from tho House Jan. 13, 1913, qualified as governor on Jan. 16, and on Jan. 28 was elected to the Senate to fill a vacancy that had developed follow ing his election as governor. Whether, Robinson is to head his party's ticket or not, he will play a loading role in shaping the platform on which the Democratic candidate must stand. - '' o Washington Is "growing up" as a world capital. Ono by one It Is dis carding small-town ways and "pro vincialisms", and putting on tho garb and manners of a sophisticated world center. Latest in this lino Is the definite drift here toward tho adoption of the "Continental Sunday." Sunday in Washington Is no long er a time for mere church-going, o, even a day devoted to quiet recrea tions. It now has a definite place on the social calendar, and tcaa, mu.sl cales and even receptions arc regu larly scheduled on Sundays. Wash ington's growing importance as a diplomatic center, and the growth of tho foreign colony here aro among the chief causes of the chango. I Only child, she said, but it seema lmpo3!iible to spoil him. The higher you climb the more rocks you'll have to dodgo. -O t Life In a Joke anyway you look t It and those who are not able to laugh at the Joke are su:e to go crazy or commit suicide. Whon you find constant fault with others you are bound to neglect your ow.i shortcomings. A Night Out. Gnce a Klamath ohiek, young and mean, Took the car and stole unreen. Thru the alley, over tho grcon Told Dad OOOOOOOOO Never drove tho boat before Funny levers on the floor. Wondered what tho thlng.i were , for Thus ???????? Got the gear shift in tevorse, Went from oe:ond back to first, 'Till the gears as things got worne Said Gr-r-r-r-i-rrrr Followed the road that hurts the lake, Mo'.or produced sonin r.i.vf ttl ohahen, Speedometer needle began to make This S-10-1G-20-25-30-35 f....ft o V. O-10-20-30-40-G0-60-70-80! A speed trap on the grent while way, The Packard gaining, gaining; stay A tack, a tire, H hears, dismay, .This 8 s-s- sssssssasss The cop cafe up, tho air grew cold, lie looked so mean and tough ana bold, And the words just rared and ramp sed and rolled d. Ike this ??!! TTASIffid-iXXasM T Then came the court room, dim at night, The dismal end to the ahiek'n flight, Then the Judge spoke loud and with all his might ItMtlMI and costs! Loap Year Open seaunn ou hus bands. Not other womon's hus bands, however. Butt What do you do with our dull, safety raior blades? . Nutt Shave with thorn, mostly. In the old days a turned ,lon glass moans that you wore a Mutat or. Now It moans that yoa am sus picious. "I am not much on women," said the evening gown to the sllpiisrs. Register and Vote DAN DOBB SAYS . There are 40,000 muscle j In an olophants trunk, und whon you nro traveling the huggugo men think you have that many in yours. i More than a billion dollars worth of women's clothos wore mndn In the United Statos last year, but it Isn't the woman who pays. i ' You can Inrrenso tho populutlon of any town by having no bathing suit censor. Wo like spring much bettor than 'winter because In spring everybody else Is luzy, too. Tho college boys aro looking tor vacation Jobs nlroady, so many of them could work aa clothing adver tisements. Yon will find that a girl who doesn't clore her eyes while kissing doean't keep her mouth, shut after ward. o In Omaha, a lightning streak tore a man's shoo oft without hurting him, which certainly was n streak of lick. o There la no place like home excopt a battlefield during spring clean ing. Germany takes a census every five yeprs. It Is Just n hnblt and not becauce tho German pooplo nro harder to count on. To smoke cigarettes Is a lmblt; to smoke a pipe, a luxury, and t chew tobacco, nn achievement. o M.my a man would have the cour age of his convictions If ho only had soma convictions. . " Those birds who 'koep diaries iortvu nut tho things that would make tho boit reading at a divorce trial, to "These aro tho little things that count," said lira salesman, "as he damonfrtnrtod the adding imnKtiina, THE KLAMATH COUNTRY Shasta View-Malln Mil', and Mrs, t'laudu Klrkimtrlt'k and llitle sou un( Knther l.lllliin of Do.rls wurs visiting at 0. M. Klili litttii'k's and V. A, l.uyiimil'fc Hud day. , Tho bull gtimo botweuu .Morrill aud .Mulln was played at Morrill Friday Hflornuon. The score wnu 10 to S3 in fuvor of Mullil. The printing prom lias arrived lit Mulln aud the Matin Frugriss Is. pasted to make Its debuts th 11th or 17th. L A. Smith of the Link Rlvar Eleotrlo Co., of Klumath Falls, was In Malla Hattirtlay making" prepara tions tor the wiring of tho now i.r vl:e station bolag built by Mr. I.'IIK. Smith recently came from Uond lo Kluninth Fulls nnd Is very (uvorubly Impressed Iwlth this section uf Klamath county, Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Vunmoler and two sons of Jerome woro week end gnosis of Mrs. Vanmutor'i par ents, Mr. aud Mrs, Anton Krupka. J. M. Uramhall of Klumath Kalis was in Mulln Baturduy. Ha Is Jus) recovorlng from an .operation and looks rather thin. Tho dolagatos who attondod Hie hoarlng boforo Kxsmlner Wagner of tho Interstate commorco comnikwlon or on railroad facilities, state that Wagner seemed very much Interest ed whan they put In thuir pica for n railroad through this section of Klumath county and all tntuiyutud woro surprised ' when tho figures wore glvon of tho tonnage of grain and other farm products of tho coun ty as well a the tlmbor. The gontlo men feel very optlmlstlo about thki road and also think the time Is not far distant whon tho stoam homo will bo soon wending Its way through our valley. Mrs. Sundors and daughter Flor ence, Mrs. Foglo and dnughtvr Ar lene, 'Mrs. Thomas aud 11a 8mlih won shopping In Klamath Falls Sat urday. Mr. and Mrs. Stroot and little son wore Klamath Falls visitors Satur duy. ' Mr. and Mrs. 11. 0. Btuts and duugh tor Tholma and Mr. Bmlth, father of E. D. Smith, of McMlnnvills are visiting at K. D. Smith's and Mr. Garllck's for a tew days. Mrs. Stuta Is a slater of Eugene Smith. D. E. Johnson of Modford was a rocent visitor at this place. Ho In moving some of his throshlng outfit to tho riogtie River Valley U'liero ho will do threshing before returning hero for iho harvest. Mr. (iarllck expocts to move his family to Tula Lake noon, wl iro ho has leased 160 acres of land. The Helping Hand society wus en ttortaJned by .Mrs. Charlie Fought Wednesday with tho following pres ent, Musdamos McNiill, Ourllrk. Smith, Sluts, Klrkpntrlck, Ci licit. Foglo, rriiomas, Jacobs, ,WIIiM, Ilalloy, McComb and the hostess. Tho no'xt'mdoting will be hold at tho homo of Mrs. Mvrtlo Grayson, April 23. O. E, Hunt of Klumath Falls has sold his ranch at this placo to Mr. McCanna who has tukon possession. Register and Vote Merrill High School ! 4 1 nml MMa f'Atwnr urnrA vlKltitcu In tho high school Tuosday. While heru Mrd. Glover poko of tho free trhtilurulili, In (in elven nhvfii' MImh Joyco Slgford was elected ns the Morrill rundlilntn. Mlrs Slgturil would apprarlato tho support of the MLrrlll neftn'e Friday JDilln came to Merrill tor New Attorney General i Chnraeler Jitnly mnde by Kt.'iff Artist E. It! Illitglns of Harlan P. Stonoi newly BlU'otmcil nitnt-uiy itoncrnl. Stone wns former denn of Caliitnlila Uulvrruliy law sclinnl, nnd etunilH liip.li In the lcgnl pi'ofostlon. In bin unlVernlty iuys Ijtons was a ffimi'tl ootlmll stur, nml alno was I 'Vunnlianil" on his futhei 's ranch about hall u.mlle (mm Ilia college, piny ImV'Uull. ' The Morrill team was deft'lili'il. WodniiKilily roil r lit Iho Klnmillh high ni'liillil iiludiillls wvro III Morrill In null opoi'utlu tickets, M.miluy, April 7, Mufilll wont Irt llcliely to piny Immilmll. TliU buy train mis di.fuutd.. Tho girls gums' U4 by fiif tlin Ursl gums over play od tetwonn tits two tenuis. Hunoly won by u score bt lb-IB. Tho Sit weak MUM Wart huld WiiliiMdity khtl Thurliluy, Tli pluy elitltlud "Anu What's llor Nunu" l coinlbl along v.ry nlcoly and the first numbor will b at Merrill on Friday, Aprlll. Kenneth Colwell Inn boon out of echonl fur I no pnut three days as a witness on thu trial bulng . held at Klnuinlli Full:). RrKUter Willi Vnto " f"" MAUN I .Mr. ind Mm. A, J. Cooley havo moved unio the Junes ranch north of MaHn. I'M Dyer, formerly owner of a res tuJiunt uf KMmnth Falls, has mov ed with hl fumlly onto a runrh neur Mulln which ho recently bought of C. V. Ili'fcnci. . Dyer Is drilling a well and inuklng other Improve, mnnls. -Mr. und Mrs. John McNoll and dntighUr liniio nnd Anna Wuisli vlslli'd Klumath Fulls lost Tuesday v.'IumO Ml Irriu and Mis Anna had denial wo k dono. Mnlln Is to hate an up-to-date sorvlro station In running order, very toon. J. II. Kllift bus nearly com 1'letcd his building an Main street. 11a Is planting trees end fixing th" groundn- In an appropriate and at trncllV) manner. Many tourists pass through Mulln and an up-to-iiuto ser vice minion hero will ba most con-' venlvnt. Mr. and Mrs. Daloy, with tholr nalco and nephew, of llalbor, stop ped ovor Thursday night with Mr. and Mrs. Sunders. Thoy are on tholr way id Ashland where the young pooplu h!II ontnr school. Mr. and Mrs. Duley will continue to Santa Horn before returning to Mother Mr. and Mrs. O. W. Myers werd In Malln from thnlr runch routh of tc.vn, on buslnou Friday. A mooting will bo hold Friday night at tl.) 101 Ranch to de'annlns means to control the surplus Maters of ditch olevon. M. A. Livingston of Rti'. fwamp district npent Wednesday In Mul'n. .thopplng and attending to business matter. Mr. nnd Mrs. (Ian Stout are n.ov lug to the lake district whore .flout has leased land to farm. Tb dr daughter Rnmona, who Has b;sn re cently oporalvd on for p,nnill"ltls, hits been moved l;ni thn honplinl to tho homo of Mrs. A. W, Macken, in Klumath Fulls, where she will re main until ablo to como to her homo. Mr. nnd Mrs. John Fauisht and little daughtar Dorothy vlo:lcd Ji hit l"u or lit at Honnntu. Mrs. Random and Mrs. Thr.niat woro In Klnmulh Falls on Saturday shopping. iluhn Itebvr vlsllod Ahc LuFrniics at tho Klamath Valley hospital. Frnnro Is seriously III. Mr. nnd Mrs. J. F. Mye.t loft Mulln on Friday for Kirk, whoro they will mnka lliulr homo. 'Mrs. Kd. Smith pleatuinMy onier tnltied a number of her frlondi In honor of hr slnter-ln-luw, Mrs. KlulU of McM'Innvllln, on Frlifiy at tiTiioon. Tho afternoon was spent In playing flvo-hundtod, after which a dnluty lunch was servod. I'ol I .Mr No 1 1 lAvnt lo Klnni'ith u'ls on Frldnv on a business trip.