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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (March 29, 1924)
TI?" rVENiNC HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON MTI'lllilV, MtlHH Ull. 1'a.lfe Two W to Issued dully cvcept Sunday bjr The Herald Ihibllshlnit company. . Office, Kill North KlRhtti St.,' Klimiiilli Falls, Oregon IML'TH HOI'I.K .. President mid Manager ,s,...i...8'wWrjr.TrKiMHrrr Rntcrod a second-class mattor at the post office nt Klamath Falls. ; -. t - Oregon, tindor the Act of March 3, 1879. f ' Member of tho' Associated 1'n-ss i I Tim Associated Press Ih exclusively entitled to the ase for republlca tlhq of all ora dispatches credited to It or not otherwise credited In thin paper, nnd to nil local news published herein. All rights ot republi cation of special dispatches herein Me bIho reserved. P, K. SOirtB ....v.... - ... .....Krtltor i If. It. HI1.I, , ....... k : City Kdttorl 1 8. WAITK .......I...:..... . ..Ailvrtls4nu Mamwrl PAUL h. UAHV Circulation MnnaKt-ri - rhone your kicks to 88. before 6 p. m., or 6B8-W. after t.'SO p. ni. The Kveultig Herald la the offlctnl paper ot Klamath County and the! ' X-Jpyy. of Klamath Falls - . SUnSCKIPTION RATES V V Delivered By Carrier NK ykah .;....:.........,. : - ?..v SIX MONTHS 8.BI) ! TlllttilC MONTHS .: .'. 0H MONTH , ...... - . " By Mail fK YEA IX , . . SIX MONTHS - 9.73 ONB MONTH ........ - .03 about the preponderance of suicide inclinations on the male side of the house. These two theories out of the way, we are left nothing else but a comparison of the mental qualities of the two sexess they have relation to this matter of self-destruction. Any physician will tell you that the average wo man bears pain and suffering better than the average man. Anv iudtre of a court of domestic relations will tell you that it is generally the wife who provides the new hopiS the' new courage, the new determination to "carry mi" u-tiun fiimiminl nnH nrViPi' fHsiist)' nvpl'tnkf thfi fntrl- ilv. Alas for the stronger sex. He is stronger only in a physical sense, and in this athletic age is in danger of . iv..i i.-i -a ...1 A-. losing even mat, point, ui iuivaiiujge.i "HKR RRrUTATION'1 (NSll)KIU:i) OXM OF THR HMAHONH FlYUST. Below la a likeness of Lloyd Hughes, the populur young star wlio hua coma Into his own lint season. Ho Ih uppuurliiR with Mny MeAvny In "Her Itopututloti" u Tliomua Inee production which always giiuiuiitocs plenty ot notion and toneo dramatic momenta which will bo shown at the Pine. Two Sunday uud Mouday oaly. It la n First Nattnnal production J tint The Office Cat 1.0.1 ,63 $3.00 INFORMATION FOR ADVKIITISKRS Copy for display advertising must be in this office uot later than 3 p. m. on tho day preceding publication in order to be inserted in the issue of tho paper of the next day. ; Want ads And reading notices will be received np to IS noon on the day of issue. . Advertising for fraternal orders or societies charging a regular In itiation fee and duos, no discount. Tieilgtotts and Benevolent oraers win be charged tho regular rate for all advertising, wbin an admissioa or other charga is made. SATURDAY, MARCH 21, 1034 FEDERAL ROAD AID AvBWVfMENJi ,-ha$ been, inaugurated by automobile .ai'Mibns tocure from the federal government a cohtfnuiiig annual appropriation of $100,000,000 for road construction. Because of the restrictions attached to foraier appropriations there is ait unexpended balance which, with the reduced Appropriation of but $17,000,000 contained in the. agricultural bill now in the house, , will make available for the fiscal year, beginning July next a total of $72,000,000. Up to the present time the states best able to build their own, roads have received the most federal aid, because of the policy of matching dollars which was adopted. Carried o its ultimate, this policy gives 3east;nelpjto tne poorest states, ana witnn-tne states least - to' Ji'dwopfies; J. 4 ; ' 1 : For conclieWexamftiiii' the states-of -the Roctof Moun tain region,, trteeir great afeaf and thur long'riiileage necessary to rOss:theto or go from one' populous center to another, are' unable .to build the fine paved highways which have done'so.mpch to develop and enrich the ex treme, coast :state, of CalifoiTua,;; Oregon - and - Washing toil, as well as the tobYe populous but small states of the northern section of. the East. They have not the wealth necessary for such extensive highway construction. ; Yet the welfare of the whole country requires that these J)e traversed by great highway systems ; Already great :routes of .tourist travel pass through them, much more ambitious in name than in quality of road. These need to be made genuine highways. It will be long years before that is done if the federal government does not adopt the work as national improvement and finish it. The benefits would inure to the entire country, not alone to those states. The time has passed when the narrow view prevailed, that the development of one section of the country was not of benefit to the whole. For years now we have been expending vast sums of money on harbors and navigable streams, not because of their location in any particular state nor with regard to the amount of monfei' each s'ate' expended upon such as were located witltw its borders, but for the general welfare. Sliei'Ji-eated the, highway system of the country on the same principle, especially that great sys tcar of transcontinental highways-of which there should bijkwjjrjem which, link the east with the west and b( nvlnraecenterr " Considered merely for military pi lioses, in the event of a war involving defense of the POfic coast, such highwayswould pay their entire cost iiv'a single year. But aside from any consideration of defense, they would pay many times over in increase in national wealth and -prosperity. If some of the billions we poured out so lavishly for war could have been divert ed'.to roads, how different would have been the result. ,r . . " . ' THE STRONGER SEX? MM IO;'r '" The Kurd Influence U considerable, but his won't be the onlv flivver Iti the campaign' Uvt I A Kirl nrlth n coiitagluiis laugh is worth MicMitg. r Many valuable, men are spotted by bobbies, and yet a man without a bobby may be going around In. n ring. Have a hobby, but don't let it own you. When a matt dies his shortcont :ngs are buried- with him; when be runs for office they are spread be fore the public In bold-faced typo. , t o , Don't become discouraged in 193C Keaieiuber-iha - mighty -oak -tPWF8Cf lHM'now6""-11- DAN DOBB SAYS 'LUard akin will bo ued In men's Mprlng footwear, which of course will be worn by Ivuukd llsurds. Many a farmer would say tho Kreate.st farm i-ellef meusuro would lw to relievo hlui of his furm. Syitthetle eocuinu la the latent la Cerniany. but they eau't make any Kynthetic reparation payments. Kour avialorn are trying to fly around the world, and spring will make- many of us wkth we wope with them. o While our new secretary ot uavy l writing a story for ' children he will find his government Job Is no child's piny.,.; , , ; ... , -0'- - AVomun In tlirmlnKliam.'Aln., frw lured her husbuud's skull wtn monkeywrenoh. Indicting' k plutol shortage in Birmingham. COURT CCORDING 'to statistics long kept by the Metropol itan v Uf Insurance company, three men commit siforide trejery, woman who indulges in self-destruction. mAxi are we to infer from that? It might be easy to ask whether the majority of the men who kill themselves arellookln? ,w 'awyt-r," r- rni'fiVfl riH htriW trVv cnns tt,A'm At th. v.iu.iA Ki5fl,",Shod lrtraBw- "l)uvc ou ....-... .. . ..,. u.w., wv MuouaiiM uiM one 'here?" "Well." said the na tive,-.; roflctlvly; "We think we huvv but we can't prove It on lilm." Pdople who cannot' smile . are in the sanit). jjuss with tho. woman whe ean not cook people dodge them. ; ; 'TU Tlu? Truth. A festive breeser tnslden fair. Who Boljros forth to get tho air, ! Clad in somo Hjrht and clinging clothes, Low neck, high skirts, and silken hose. Ah, fears she not she'll get the ehilleT A cold Soro' throat? Or kindred ills? . Not much! But let a MIAN go out With coat unnottoned, stroll about, And let WM ntwl the self-same breeze. And here will como a gentle sneeste, And after that: PlfETMOfilA., o This column came near slipping ti3 other morning, chuckles The Office Cat. It was about to make its annual presentation of swelling peach buds und maple blooms. ' f ... . oo . ... . '- Yes, It la A Pleamire. tllartr, (ttlrred ana sighed. She turned horface! to' his and--looked long and l.-irigiiislilngly hnffijiis eyes. He breathiud. iottply-nioved-restlem ir. and mrnimrwUfr" tW'were almost to- the, rarpor;; lt cpifl(r hunt voices arid '-''W' dim f'tgu'TS.-T'oii ' the street. Jfu must act qutckly. Closer and closer ho moved. He was filled with an ihsane desire, a helpless loaglng-OId he dare? Hrtw- would she tako it? It suddenly came over him that Colombo took a chance. He obeyed that Impulse and lighted a cigarette. Life, ras, Indeed, worth living. On afternoon a gl ranger debark ed front a local train aad headed up the Btreot. Finally he met one of our oldest cltisens. "Pardon me," said .tho stranger, "are you a resi dent of tnis town?" "Yes, sir," was the reply of the other. "I have beoft hero something like fifty years. What cau 1 do for you?". "I am Deeds. Alfred Bergeron 'et'ux to Weyer beauser Timber Co., 3. I. R. S. SE14 SW.H. NE REU. SEMi SEVi ot secUon 10. Twp. 34. R. 14. 160 acres. Charles E Ogle et us to Orlun Yocom.; I. I. R. S. Lot 7, block 57, Second Hot Springs addltlou. . Ceitie DuVall (Mrs. Shuksepoar- Hicks) to Valentino teo Cjrboll. tlSOO consideration.. SEVi or lots 2.' 5. 9, 10 of S3C. 32. Twp. SO S. n.ss, EWM. J. B. Colaban vs. li. A. Stcrxel cC ai. J. P. Colahan has brought suit in the circuit court against L. A. biei sel, Roy Tabor and W. D. Miller al leging that the plaintiff contracted with defendant to bunch logs at the rale of So cents a thousand. He further alleges that he bunched 360,000 feet of logs and that then is duo him for this work at the con tract rate, the sum ot (324. Plain tiff prays for recovery- ot this sum, for an additional $75 as tea for hut attorney, and for any otber relief that the court would deem Just and equitable. Kliiie Van Meter vs. Clyde Van Meter. Eidio Van Meter has brought suit tor divorce Ui the circuit court against Clyde Van Meter alleging as her general grounds for suit cruel and Inhuman treatmont. Specifically the complaint states that defendant frequently nagged plaintiff; on many occasion drank and gambled; and often cursed In the presojvco of tbir trfinoT children. ; 'Plaintiff, prays for a divorce custody of the three clilldion. Chiirlca, Vouu and Wllda Mae, au.d for any other rollef tho conjt may deem fit to give. njfgged to death, to serve as a justification for cohfinrjed' bachelors, or an explanation of the existence nf so manv "old , maids," , on the idea that they are single because, ... "Nobody asked me, sir, she said," the reason f6i- not r.w ,Zl asking being a masculine fear of domestic infelicity, the back of Hoi's uilvice to tlK) putiout. oye on the hwoIHue on tv. thrt hark of vmir n It. 1 tlnn't HUn But. our everyday observation leads us to discard that! the lookn of It." -population as inaccurate. , i - " Wk mU olcW Ui,UA ,V.. .. W u ' . , .; M Heavy to a man which ni;;iiiigin ci I ow uuuu Ul it lllWiy tllitk IIIK CalCS Ul ,1(.c.t. CLfcVKR AMATEURS 1: Al'PKAR Al I'IXE THEE bitViness and the responsibilities of famiiy support are so ! much more wearing upon the male mind than inion the I female, that he naturally "goes west" voluntarily three times as often as she .does, but that also is likely to be a bachelor theory. One who has observed through a series of-years the cares, anxieties,; and distractions of the mother of a large family, and the wife of a fretful, thfiightcss .(indifferent husband., has grave doubts esslly brings. LAST J.ECTl'ltE TOVKillT. This even In k m ill be you lust op Ifls couritc of free leettirm on aillod pnrtunity to bear AlcClallan Jnm-iI In psycholoKy. Those .. Interested . la making tho most out of life iu a busines or personal way should not tall to hear Reed at 7:45 - at the Chnmhnr of Commerce mom Everybody went home huppy and Manager Chase was tickled to deata with the timt amateur show given at the l'lne Tree last night. The kiddles wore all clever through their work with an ease and skill thut 1b usually associated with professional talent. Huby Junis the little 'five year old star walked away w'th first prize, sinking "Jinny Shore" Handl ing up with a peppy little danco that put her over with a hang. Managci Cham ot couree fi-ssed up then, und let the folks In on a sterol, us Baby I u nls Ih better known as Junis Chase l.bH ntunagors daughter nnd has hud some experience in tho theatrical world, ho to make things mono fair he also gav s first prize to Gr trildo.IUdly, who sang a stntterlng song nnd well deserved the honor. Gertrude Henderson came along and displayed a lot of talent with a clovef dance tbat"mado a solid hit with everybody, so won the secona prize;. i Murie Thompson .won Hie third prize and several others recm- ed a mall prize fof their efforts. fchasd sitld after the show thai, there Is a lot of good talent In thu kiddies and all they need Is little encour agement to brliiK It lo Hie mii-fara, Kvery Friday night will lie amateur night and unv body may enter ro- Kaidloss of age. Leave your names with the manager and ho will per sonally help you wlih your sonj;s if you so wish. Tonight's show brings llerbet'i Itawlltipon In a fiwl moving fai-e comedy called "A Million To Burn" With an all star east, and ns nn added feature t'etu Morrison the western star In "Ilonvo-ward-Trulls,", a western tale good for tho grown tips as well as tho children. A comedy nnd hews close :-'-Mhin OTcellenl hill. Uq Hughes JiTnoi.H. Inces HerTlopaLOition" cramed full of big scenes. The splen dor and plantation lite a clrcutn stantlal evidence murder autdk's a raging river flood atmosphere of a cheap San Franolaco onto and a big dully bows ,papr UQceirald a motor racing over dangerous moun tains and a giHantlc torrat fire. These aro. only a few of the big "punches" in this excolleut photoplay. COOKING SCHOOL WILL BE STAGED BY THE HERALD lly HAIUtY II. mi NT, WASHINMTON', r, C, March 29. Olio at tho first fads forced homo on presidential iiHPlruuttt Is that n emiilldBoy costs money. No really umliltliiiis candidate Is willing to trust to "popular da maud" to bring about hl nnmlnu tlon. OiH'o nnnilnatod, tho party oi'Kiiaixatlon 'will stand lliu cost of I lie election campaign, Hut tor thu pro -convention fight, u candidate utwds li slseiibla bunk-roll of his owu or nil "angel." or both. An aggressive1 candidate must liavu an orgunlsallon. An organ Wat Ion in not linvu headquarter. Headquurtul's must have stutloilol'y and supplies, stnnographsrs, more tnrles, And ull these require rash. No cimh, no candldavy, Thu problem of an "nugiil" (or at least olio presidential "possibility" soeniH to have been solved without effort on his part. John W. Davis, who will ho umoug those voted for , when tho balloting begins nt Hie Democratic convention In New York, has an nounced that he will not mm a hand i race. Ralslon's ago. .64, is one point to gt the nomination. John. .Hiui hiw been raised agaliint him. ttiougb advunced us tho fnvorlt son I Also. Ii i Is soinewlist ovri woliihl. of wyst Virginia, mukes a living as ; i lo In himself for tho wnir tuiU a lawyer In New York. Among lila i tear of a presidential .. campaign, itllents the llsnt concerns siicli na Hnlstot) Is now Inking dally sIUag real Intsrost lilts been lit hitslanas coal, ralliuails, bunks. , , ' . A a ton I operator hl Inlui'UHt exieiid lulu four hIiiiks Wlesl Vli gliilii, t'onnsytviinlii, Maryland" tint! K'.inluclty, Among the big coal coin punles In which his wont is or has liven law me the t'onaiillilalnd Coal Co., the Kuli-mont t'onl Co, llio Hiiiuoiset and thu Elk Horn, llu U voting tnislee for th-.i Biinboiiril Air I.lno Itallway and it director In u diiieii bunks unit trust companies. A very MitbHianlliil "augel," -as may he seen, ' Nut as tin "iiiikoI." but n booster for lliu uoinliuillon tit Hum no I M. Itulsloii of lndlniitt, for thu Demoerutle nomluatlnn, Tom Tst-' uarl l Jii'l buck from tho Wost lu illes, where he went for T'l and n itiitiu-e to meditate oil political niutters. Tom says thu trip did his health a lot or good uud that he's up on his too tu put across a "sound, sub stantial Hoosktr candidate." In view of hi own physloal til ness, however, lis has uriicd Hal ston to get In better trial (or tlm the Morgsn interest. Tb puy Is good, but thu work uiuctlng, So John W. just tnn't glv-s time or attention lo biting a candidate, he says. If, ot course, oVinocrncy chouses him Ss Its standard bearer oh, well. In that event, of course, 1CTY would re quire that he secrlflee himself to make the fight. Hut ml duty calls he'll keep on pruvllclng litw. up esnrrlsns Hoen," a reuului!. ii-l (l ii' I Ten Year Aao Todr J Al .11 .. f i- (Contlnneil I-om Pna One.) entry number and the name corres ponding kept unknown to the five Judge who. will Ih- e-lvctitl from Klamath Falls men and women well versed In cooking and one or more of the five will bo professional b.ik ri. ' 1 . Following tb awarding' of prises on the last day. all too uiiirlos will bo sold at auction sale conducted by the woinuiiH uuxlllary to the Cham bor of Commerce, and tho proceeds will be given to tho most worthy charity In Klamnth county. At the close ot the Oregon Inn cooking school 'be winning lout ot broad wtm auc tioned to tho final bidder at $27.00. First Come, First Hervc!. There will be no reserved seats. it will elmply be n caso of first' j come first served, but tho Hornld I with the assistance ot Klamath niou S and women who will be asked to co-1 operat-e In staging tho show, will arrange to make every one comfort-, able. Complete detail of tho Free KIcc- tric cooking school will bo publish- . ed from day to day and announce- ! moots made of the various speeinl , features whjeh will be offered. MiiivIi !il, 1 1 I - l-'lrnt lliieelMll eJsiiie : :' Tbe (li-st busvhall Kuw in Kluui- - ... o ' i' ' ' am Kails Is scheduled for next Sat Itlght lliere In where John's ! untiiy when the Merrill hliih school angel'' appears. If he won't make u-imi couu- up to play the local a tight fur hlmiMlf. a fight will he high sihoul nine. made for lilm. ' Manager Hale nnd Cuptnln .Vool The "angel" In this Instance, who i '"'" l ' Hne-up for stnmle ready to put np the ciwli nmt 1 l"'''u' ' ho season and effort nec.wsurv In c.-y.t..lle siip-;'t """'' ln aeledloii l not be port fat Ihivls, l former Called j ""'' '"'t'1 Friday. This uurMrtaln Stales Senator Clnreuce Waylnnd ty is caused by uu ov.-r ahuudunce Watson a fallow West Vlfglnlsn. M1' mawM niaklng It wry dlf - ... , .... U...A.1 iiltnlt to cnooue noiween tile many ,iniii wi ten ill ni iiwtii jf ijll to 1913. filling out the unex- j" pln-d term of Stephen ft. Klklns. nvplisnts for I ho several positions. Oreni will he In tho box with Pie! fun the receiving end. That much 1" Orein Is rounding Into fdnn faster than any of the l...l..d ; 1U...1IK nf thu ferred to play the game on tho side, U ' ' i, ,m k. rtut whll. he has diiliblci f. pofiilcs l"r enfficiumli- si to ma ii Uv-fi?.''?! to for-"nw4ill-': Watson' W pre- I"1"1" ' ""' hutplng or obstructing others, rather tlinu seeking offloe for himself. His I. 'whew in the Infield. GETTING OR GIVING? ' For whut do you live? Is "getting" your only aim In life? The wisest men have discovered; that True Hupplnesaenn never come to tho selfish life, tho life that never gives. Itolsry says, "He profits must who servos best." The .happy, life s the. lite, yihirh . IVea-rtSllO serves. ' - 1 V .... a unit 11:00 A, M. "UK IH AHI.K." 7:80 r. M. SPECIAL: HOT A It V HHKVICK MKHMAOE MIHIC ' FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH Sixth and l'lne Streets AHTfll'ft l HICK. Minister - -"0 1 Why does the True Blue Oakland Six appeal to every member of the family?) Because it has so many new features which add to the pleasure and safety of driving. 3 R. R. GARAGE - ZZZ ZZZjf . 830 Klamath Ave. ; yT"1"