Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (March 22, 1924)
Page two Ti.T HONING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON m vri'iii) v. ' ir ii t'u !iut Elu Etuumtn Mvralb hj.j. ... 4 u . ,r-, . , V NEWS OF, The Shade "That Surely Makes Me Look Like a Piker" THE KLAMATH COUNTRY ' Issued uM dally except Bumlny by The Hrrattl , Publishing company, j. Office, 11)0 North Klglilh Ut., Klamath Valla, Oregon ' ft H. HOUIiK . ....... KVTIt HOUIJ5 rjnrcred,, as' seCond-class matter at the post offlcs at Klamath Palls. Oregon, tinder the Act of March 8, 1S79. ; '?''' O T'' JemlHl nf, Ato Associated Press " The Associated .Press fs .exclusively entitled to tho use tor republica tion, ut nil nowsidisnaUiiel credited to It or not otherwise credited In turn pupor, and to all local news published herein. . All rights or repubti cation of special dispatches herein are also reserved. ft . 8oVi, (:IL ..u':.:L. L;l - by it.1, 'mil. 4&s-.a.LUi K. ik , WAJTK PAUL Ij.s OARY, - I'kon -your kicks to 88. before 8 ThetEvening Herald Is the official paper ot Klamath County and the f v '-; , ' , City of Klamath Falls : v . : BllHHIUITIO. KATKH Delivered By Carrier ass vKAft .u::..:;.:....;.:....;:, SIX C MONTHS ... THItKH MONTHS ;.:. .:.:. OX IP MONTH t By , ONH YEAR ....... ..... SIX.MONTHS .. OffK MONTH .. ' : : .., - -i. 1XPORMATION FOR ADVERTISERS . icopy for display 'advertising Must be In this office not later than 3 p. iff. on the day preceding publication in order to be Inserted In the insutjof the paper;, of :.,tha next day. Want ada and reading notices will be received up to 13 noon on the May ot issue., . i Advertising for fraternal orders or societies charging a regular In itiation too and dues, no discount. Religious and benevolent orders will be JJiarged the regular rate for all advertising when an admission or inner cnurKU lo nintjt;. ,; ,.v.. i' 1 i. ,j ' ': 8ATtfcD.Y,' MARCH 22, 1021 , i TTfr-:: yy - L in THE QUESTION OF IT -4s EASY, to make broad assertions and draw unsound inferences--with the result that thoughtless people are misled but such a process doe? no ultimate good. Hasty conclusions are Ukelv to be illogical conclusions.. ' We have an illustration of this in the recent declaration of a trafle organization which cites the fact that whereas in 19SJ2 three per cent of our total production of raw pro ducts of the farm was exported, in 1923 the exports dropped to two per cent ; wnatever loss the iarmer s marKet nas sutiered has been due to this decrease and, in' some manner or other, the deceased exports can; be made up. " ' " ""' The whole truth of the matter of food exports is that European nations have been getting their production baqk nearer to a pre-war basis, and American farmers have hot reduded their production accordingly. The chief reason why Europe did not buy as much in 1923 as . shetdid in 1922 is "because she is supplying a larger pro portion of her own needs. Of course, there were some nations that would buy more, if they had a surplus of money with which to buy, and we could undoubtedly . have Sold a little more of our farm products if we had sold some more bond9 to bur own people to raise money to loan to Europe with which to do the buying. But that would have been, for all practical purposes, giving the money US Europe, f Or the nations that would want to bor row, are the very nations that are now refusing to repay the. loans they made some years agor- - .Loaning money to Europe, to buy our wheat, for in starice, would be giving the money to Europe, and, when tracjed to its' end, it would mean giving the wheat to Europe. ' -..'.''' ',. ;; . ' ,-' That may be an entirely, proper proceeding. The Unted States is a generous and charitable nation. Wher ever we find suffering we try to relieve it. Perhaps there . amnations to which we should donate grain, as we gave grajn to Russia a year or so ago. ' ; If so, the relief should be tiven promptly and gladly. : But we should not do it on he' theory that it is a business proposition. "If we have, a surplus of wheat and some other nation needs whriat and has no money with which to buy, it may be a t wis& an desirable thing for the government of the United StafcS to buy p the" Surplus;, donate it to the needy, and chaige the eot to the American taxpayer. - .That seeniSito be the only practical means of finding a iflftrket for the surplus, for every nation that needs " wheat and has the money: to pay for it,' has already been m e markef buying from the world supply. If we give to those who need wheat arid have hot the m'oneyy we ought not leave. the American ..fanner to 'understand that he pas found a normal market and can go ahead next i'eait'bn the assumptiori that a similar outlet will be found if he again produces a surplus. . ' ' ' ; ! ' , ' . To do so would be economic folly. .V. r'-Mifvid; i t.f'-. 'J .:- ;'"" iBerlin has imposed a jazz tax. How congress could ; swejil, our national treasury by such aii impositiori. '" ' Vootball is injurious to the niehtality, a psychologist says.- This will be news to those who never could see the slightest connection between the two. JMagnus Johnson has at last found a "modest bunga low" in the suburbs of Washington. With a nice grassy street out front for the cow tn graze in, just possibly. Jn tlje niei'iy-go-round of movie marriages, a headline announcing .'Screen, Star Reported Married Since Aug ust," has raised the languid question: How many times? The New Y6rk health department says there are 1500 medical quacks in the city, He would be an ambitious mart indeed, who tried to take a census of all the other kinds. President and Managcr .". 8rewr-.Trcwunr ....... .- :.. ... p. m., Kdltor .': ;.. City Edlr Advertising Manager Circulation Manager or 668-W, after 8:30 p. m. nu 8.B0 1.95 ., -.. .W Mail : ' .l.l.....:. ....... . $0.00 ... ...... ...... 2.73 -. 63 FOOD EXPORT The inference drawn is that No, Elbert, plutocrats don't drink Pluto, any more than Autocrats drive aulos. Aristocrats wear wrist watches, or Demagogues wear goggles. " " . o Which would you rather be, a rich man with a twin six, or a poor mail with six twins. Tilt little things count most. ' In a world full of peace and prosperity a man could be unhappy with a tack. in his shoe. o A good citizen Is one who breaks no laws except those he don't be lieve In. Keeping a good man down Is as impossible as holding a bad one up. PleuHo-rJuHt Thin One! The evening dew was falling fust As through an Alpine village pasxed, A youth, who bore, 'mid show and lee, . A banner with this strange device. "Tea, wn have no bananas." . .- ; o ;' :" Suggestion for popular song: She may be Venns dc Milo, but sho's anything but "armless. The vhoiipor the restaurant thJ greater the variety of noises made by the soup Consumers. "' .;..;',: ' Don't ; blanket ' your automobile hood and let your horse stand out In the cold. ' ' . ' ' ; " ..'-i-o No matter what happens, sighed thu apartment, life Is always suite for me. ; - ' 0 ' You are not ready to fuco the day's work until you have" worked your face Into a Millie. 1 Changing Keeinnr. f"is. . MbtflriBtr-rWhy ' don't you ask someone where we are?; Mr. Motorist What' difference would it make? Five minutes from now we won't he anywhere near here Not to Tniilue? 1 "To' what do you attribute your! long life, t'nele Mosc?" asked a 1 newspaper Interviewer of a colored centenarian. "Becuz Ah wan bo'n a long time bi.ck." tho old gontlcniun replied. Barely Kscaiped, shook and lost." Snld thetn dancer as she rushed from tho dress- ingroom. Sold. At four every morn' he'd bo at her door, , At four at her door was he, Yet there was no scnndul. gossip or talk, For he was the mllkmun, you see. "I'll stand for la, whole lot of things, but not for this," said the Southerner, as he pulled the nigger out of the seat and sat down. DAN DOBB - SAYS An all-woman Jury In Pottsvllle, Pa., reached a decision, porhaps just to be contrary, or else just because. If every day was Sunday we would nil be killed and Injured soon. When a movie plot Js used for the first time in several months It Is called an plc. Shoe dealers In eonventlon m7 men will wear high heels and women low heels eome day. But the shoes aro on the other- feet now. Almost time for the weather man to got crajy with the heat. Hscaptng from a fire In zero weather thinly clnd Is almost as ex citing as emerging unscathed from an oil tangle. - 0 The most exciting movie In the movie world Is the speaking films, which, If successful, may Jilny havoc with our grammar. . o ... A great ' demand" "for 'polltcnese .i being . caused by .Us shortage. This would Indeed be a- great world tf everj-body ihad enough money to buy everything, they want whether they need It o: not. Marriage Is said to inak-a two peo plo one, and then the scrap beglnfc as to who U the one. o There are a lot of bold-heaaeii men who still have faith in 'hair to nics to try every new one which ap pears on tho market. TEN YEARS AGO March KM I Prolii C'umpulgii HIjiiiH A mass meeting of all those In terested In temperance will lie held this evening nt .8 o'clock .In the court house. IMnns are to Die ilis ciiHsed for waulug a sireiiuous cam paign to ucrilsi. in placing the stute 'n tho dry column. While there will io now wet and dry questinn to be decldod at the coining city eluctlon, It Is stnted thai I lie municipal campaign will he dis cussed and action by tho prohibition advocates decided on,, A general In vitation has been extended to all who are lntor-osted In tho movement bp prpsettt at the -meetlnB. ll.inY PKfKTY'8 RAO DOIX llll) GKM TRKASVHH There Is probably no more subtle Influence In the childhood of a girl than thut ot her dolly. When other confidences fall there k ulwuyg conaoluilon to be found In the dumb understanding of a young girlhood's favorite compunlon. A China doll or u rag doll. It la all the same when the doll Is tha object of a child's affection. A street waif will cling with the same tenacity of a faded rag dall that the petted daughter of a mil lionaire will - cling to a golden haired doll that can walk and say "Mamma." One A tho big dramatic punches In "The Darling of New York." the l!nlvorsal-Jewcl production star ring Baby Peggy ut tho Pino Troo theatre Sunday, is furnishod by this childish tendency to hang onto a fuvorlte toy. ' . Tho baby film atar enacts the role of a waif m ho became stranded with a bunch of crooks In tho New Ygrk (Ihetto through the caroleuKiiess of amurso mnld. Throughout tho play tho child "carries with her an old rag doll. Tho audience Is let in on the secret of 'tho doll's Importance In the play when the gem amilggler who abducts the oblld places a for tune In smuggled diamonds In the Uiifflng of the doll. Tho play Was wlrltten liy King Bnggot and Raymond Rcllrock and produced for fnlversn lhy Ija&gol. COURT H'. P. Mycin v, Ilhiwel T. dinners, . Kula W, Conners. W. P. Myers has brought suit in tile circuit court nguiUHt IliihHii T. Corners and Kula W' Connors, nl hglng that he perrorined legal ser vice1; for Connors between October, 1923, and February, 1924, for the agreed fee of $100. Plulutlrf ul lcges thut dinners has not paid any part of thu fee, prays for recovery of the Hum and thut any money at tached or garnishee! ho applied oil the jiulgment. . . .Ii liii .1. Itrowii vm, ,lciiy I). O'Coni'i'. lohn J. llrown brought mi It In thu -circuit court yesterday agiilust Jerry 1). O'Conor Tor :i70(l, which lie alleges Is owing to him Tor wages burned. Drown iiIbo Hinted that he and lli'own nru partnors In tlie sheep business and Unit ho owns a courier Interest, lie allne'ia that Drown bus never given Si in an ac counting of the rccnlpls and dis bursements, and prays the court for an order ordering him to mako a complete account of ull transaction'! of tho buslnoss since ho purchased the ntiarter Interest. I Shaata View-Malin Mir. and Mm. V. A, l.iivnnin nru rojolclng over iliu urrlvnl ft n iluiiKli tor ut their home Miih 15. Tho young Imly ilulu (i'd imninlii uml Is nuinuil Olllu Hello. 1'ur Ihrco blethers nru also huppy uv,t lliiilr first siatrr. II. K. Wilson uml wife ami daugh ter Una iwoivb Klnmnlli Knlls vlnll ors WadnoHdny. Wilmm dvhorid three dressed hogs to n liuU'ht-r In tho Falls. Mr. and Mrs. Crockett llullirook who lived on the lyolcher Ifolbrook farm the pust year are w(rkliK at a mill n our Klamath Falls, Joe Mtcka, J. L. llullny mil Joe ICntvrn wore doing buslneoi ut Die county sent Tuesday. 0. 1.. Ilollirnok and wli'j and Crockett liollirook wnnt to rortlaml Thursday to attend an unnlvernary of the nuiriliiKo of their futlier uml mother, The ahoep men who huvo linen foeillng their flocks In t It -iMtlnii are moving them to pastiir tln pint few days. MERRILLL Miss TI1I111 Anderson hint tho misfortune to suffer 11 badly criuhi'it f'nger ns n result of trying to stop a twelve pound shot which 1 used in field muvti. Hhe was Immmlliiln ly taken to Klamath Fulls and hntl her finger dressed by a physlclnu. Tho finger null had to be takon off, but It Is thought the finger will he all right In u few woi-ke. Mis. I. W. Hums was called to AahluUil by the illness and dunth of her sister Mrs. WVII. Another later was very 111 but Is "aid to l Improving. 'MIsh M'.t'urmlck Is tmiclilng In the Merrill Krutlin during the nlmi'iice nl Miss 1. 11 hi It. Wulton, prlmlpal el tho Merrill schools, who was a call ed to Hiil-.'lll by tho d en til of her mother. Shu Is expected to return soon. Miss Walton's mother had passed away before she arrived In Salem. Mts. Lee Drown has been spend ing a tew days with relative. In Merrill from Uonnnia. Mrs. W. C. ilalley and Mrs. Ue Drown were Klamuth Fulls vlsllors Thursday. A number of Morrill people help ed celitbrutu St. Patrick's day In Malln. This ii the flmt year In snmi! time that Merrill hits not ImiiI a celebration on St. Putrlck's day. Fred Peterson, clerk of the county school district, was in Merrll Tiuk dtiv. Mr. mid Mrs. It. II. Anderson uml family visited in Kliimuth Fulls Sunduy, tlK) guosi of .Mr : 1 1 1 1 .Mrs. Thos. Martin. II, C. Anderson left Wednesday morning for fllilcn, Ollf, mid Inter Willi a ti'i'iiieiiiliuis supporting ciihi. of HI ins you know, In cluding , Hlieldon Lewis' nindys llitiiiuli'll Miix DiivIiInoii I'innk Ciii'i'iei' Pat, lliirtiunii ( nil Ntockilule WMIIiuil .1. Q11I1111 Walter O'Donnetl linen , PINE TREE STARTS SUNDAY CARLUVEJinUE Cf f Wji l ' CONTINUOUS SilOWl will vhili III 1 .0.1 AiWteli'H mid Him Frant'lsi'o, A tin tn tnr nf Mnri'ill P'Miple til tenili'il dm (1 1 1111 ir Kivuli In himni' nr I li-: Iter, II. (', t'iiinilii;l 11 1 K 1 11 111 -ulll Fill la Tiiituliiy uvuiillif;. H"V ('timiiliell kiivi.i 11 li'i'iuni I H tin eVi'liliui. TIiiikc pi'iHCiit colislilniv'il It Very fine, Those going fl't'lil Mer vlll ivei'O (he IteV, C. ('. lli'Mol, J. W. Taylor. V. F. Jllinnttn, .1, W .rh-ng-, glim, .1. II. Ilolihs, ('. W. Iluukeiis, .1. A. Fiiilliltiitliiini, t'. N. Arnnlil uml iieu. w. orrieht. J, II. Kldwull and l.oe Hruwn l"ft last week for the lumber rumps of the West on Lumber (' ut from liuiiaii11, wli'M-e tln-v will 'A. irk this suilliuer. fox lllos. Ituve I lie roil ti'iud to net the 1 ti 1 1 1 1 1 r 'o tlu ritrahorti rnllrontl. MINI Iviins nf the Mcrr.lll hlgli school iipinl 1)111 weok-oiiil In Kluui utli Fulls imd nttend-d thr Dudley. Mtiyer wedillng. Mi'siIiiiium ttin Kiiylor, Wuhbles and Myers vlsllcd In t--t rl 1 1 Wed -n-vilny, .li. Unlit Is reported tu l! Itn ii.iirliii;, It Is hoped she hill aooit bo iililu to he nut again. ' , Tint I.iiiIIcm' Aid ot ilie 1'ie.tliytci. '11:1 i hlll.il uiel ut tile linlll ' lit Mrs. 1'. M. Merrill Wednemlay nflitrnooii. Mi 1 1 i"t. Wrlitht liliil .Mrs, '. flow- .M in ni'Slsii it, ' As tliti wtit the 1111 mil' iI.H't!en nf offlreis the follow, ini! were dei'ted for the licit year: IMWdi'iil, Mrs. J. V,'. Tiijioii vice Urcslilitnt. Mrs. (leu, W, Offleld; fliic-ittiii). Mrs. W, F. Jlntiettul treasurer, Mrs. Mlki Moore; supt. of work, Mrs. J. W. Heogitlns. The treasurer reported something like nn taken In thu past year, whlih Is very Koed for this pliu'o, ' Itelrosh incuts weru served ilurlng the after noon. Those present were M'wilnnies. J. W. HneBln. J. 11. llolilw. H. II., I!, .'and W. II, Anderson, (', P., ('. N'. uml .1. W, Unslt'tU", V. F .MMlletlt. (. I'. Imliiin, i, A. I'lirin IukIiiiui. M. I.. Moore, K. L. Pope. Albert Myers, (lee. W. offleld. Win. Viilk"i-, 1, A. Itrnsii. C. V, Stulck. M. Ilnwmiin. l. II. fnrloluii. J. W. Taylor and the hostesses. The next meet lug will he m the home or airs, llliii tirogglns. The Rev. Thompson of I'ortlund. will Mitentf ,tt iIia (."Irtst lklM)iv(itrlnn luiri'h (i 11 ml it v and ImmeillnteU- fol lowing service in the mornliiit, a illniier will lie S' rviil liv tlie Indies of tile til 11 re h In I lie limrrh dull rnoins, Tii-i Lllirurv club will give a card patty Saturday evening at the I, O, O. Y. hull. Mrs. Twvln lVrif ilrinn . cotllliv school superltitenileiit, wns 11 visitor III Merrill Thursday. Mrs. J. 11. Klilwell and .Mrs. J. 1C. Cox visited tile Western Lumber compnny Kundiiy. The regular meeting of the Mer. rill W. C. T. V, will he Ihllil (it the home of Mrs. J. W. Ilnaklnii' Thurs day afternoon, Mtirrh 2". wwinny . Added LARRY SEMON COMEDY New Reel Fables