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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 26, 1922)
THE EVENING HERALD. jg'AMATH FALLS,' OREGON
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The Office Cat
The Office Oil Will (Set Von
. ,0"., Junius, ttni Office Cnt, hai come
' to town to stay,
n' talk about tlio Reed folks, .imlj
nil tho things they nay, !
1 An'lo(ik Into tlie scnndals and help
i to sprcn.1 tliom too.
An' make folks fool qullo an fill,
JilKt like nil old cat do.
.So, If you havo a skeleton within
your closet till!.
Just take It out am! Iiury It be
neath n castlrou ltd.
For Junius I snenkln' and a pokln'
Til I -about
And tlio Office Cnt will Ret you
, . , t:r you
,", ., Don't
An' If you nro n married man, n
slyln 'out alone.
, An' trln' to mako n chicken think
you liavo no wife at heme:
An If you have some moonshine
lirowln' In your shed.
An' If you use Sage Tonic on a very
tin Id old head1,
An' It you tako your sweetheart
out nnd hue her In the park,
An' If you hare n birthday nnd then
keep It In the dnrk.
ou'd hotter be real careful, for I
know without a doubt,
That tho Office Cat will jret you
'An' If you aro n runman and Just
shut 'youur cyet and shoot.
An' ir your car knocks someone
down you "step on hor" and
An' If you ko out fishing and como
, y homo without a one,
An' you tell an awful whopper and
mako folks think you caught a
An' If the city fathers havo a sassy,
An' If for humor 'columns you do
not Rive a rap.
I.-hope you'll watch your stop, and
It will do no Reed to pout,
For tho Office Cat will set you
Kf ' you
OVER 100 STUDENTS
TO BE IN CAST OF
SANTA CLARA PLAY
SANTA CIjARA, Cal.. Dec. 2C
More thryi 100 students will bo In
tho cast of tho "I'aslon Play of San-
In Clara" when It Is presented here
next April. Martin V. Merle, direc
tor, thinks this figure will set a
rciord for participation of students
In drama nt n western college.
City Elks to rebuild
Prlnovlllo Paint factory 20 miles
south to begin operations January 1
Anforla flr0 loss was only covered
by 40 per cent Insurance.
Kugeno box factory to rut 60,000
moro boxes this year than last. Hud
cut of 1,310,000 feet of lumbor last
year. '. ')Trsjr,
should have your attention, i
Cool weather and storms r
force prices up.
Our fuel is the best, our
prices are right on Slab,
Blocks, Body and Tama
oack. Your business is solicited.
0. Peyton & Co.
Last British Troops Leave Ireland
For tho first tlmo In COO years, southern Ireland is frco of llrlttsli
troops. Hero Is shown un Kncllth recuuent unloadinc Its tassago from
n lorry for t-inspcrtntlon to Uncl.ind.
TDK M'ltAM) ,
Continuity Is tho thine that the!
producers of motion pictures seek J
for. and tho writer strive for'
smooth flow Inc. gripping action
that holds the attention of the
spectator from beginning to end.
In "The Triple Clue", n Lyric
production, at the Strand tonight,
n stranglc-hold upon this baffling
thing of. continuity has been
From start to finish the beholder
Is thrilled. Scene after s:eno un
folds tho plot, lmr until the final
denouement the audlcneo Is loft
guessing as to tho outcome.
A melodrama In which an Inno
cent man Is saved from tho electric
chair by a hair-breadth, it con
tains a scries of thrilling Incidents
that will pleas all law-re of red.
AT TIIK I'l.Vi: TRKi:
Jack Holt Immortallied tho rote
or tho Fighting Parson In his sec
ond Paramount starring feature,
"While Satan Sleeps."
Ho fs not, however, tho out-and-out
fighting parson, but u crook who
poses as a preacher to ward off
Jack, tiolb tr.iu
Vhife Satan Sleeps '
suspicion when ho goes out to rob
tho Imak In a small western min
ing town. Hut tho faith of tho peo
ple of tho town In hlpi and the con
fidence dt a dying dance hnll girl '
)ho 'hali been mortully woundod I
In un effort to. shlelJ him from u ;
gunman's bullet awakens faith In .
hlmsolf nnd ho finthen by roform- j
ing not only nimsoit but tho entire
Frltil Ilrunotto plays tho leading
role tho danco hall proprietor
daughter, and tho other colorful
characterizations aro splendidly por
trayed by Wtulo Ilotolur, J. P I.ock-
ney, Mabel Van Huron, Will it
Walling. Fred Huntly, Dotty Fran-
I cuco. Hobby Mack. Sylvia '- (
DOINGS OF THE DUFFS " ' IN THE NICK Of'tJIvIE EY ALLMAN
' fryHELCK KA-? BEEN IN THAT ROOM V.f Jt'lj ( Yi J- y , "' JNrTfF: rj I vffiv W ifT- V'i 1 I ' v fvl
f AFTemiooN v;ith the door locked V', )J Pmavde I caMtake A i - LmzT$Al . , J.r jLZ ' j
AGAIN- IJUTWOM PER VyHAT SVIE'S J! V,W A LITTLE PEEK AND I fa I - ' WK VfiCAfl " ' -U" -L-v
L DOING - 'y NOT OF A CURIOUS' NATORU , 5HE NEEDN'T KNOW V.H -i IV 6vLLV)fl s il - ''l C . '
J BUT I'D JOST LIKE 70 KNOW WHAT, ffj.; M AHVTHING TOOTIT.SI EI ' A & '-J THATCJ.JfiMAT l
I 'V OMC 15 IWING INTERE. - IIIAVK AN IDEAJ J, f V1 lVr 5 Vi J " ' fV V 6 i I Ji L CALL A MEAN
n'id Herbert Subline, of the Para
mount stork company,
AT Till: !.llli:itTV
What Is a Jinx? Tho term orlgl
luted with Imrobnll nnd la attribute-!
to any person or thine that
bring about bad lurk. It has at
wan been inundated more or less
with snort, tivery golf enthusiast
has his or her Jinx In the frequent-
ors of the links It has even Roue
Into offices, and In most ovnry con
cern tlioro U one or more Jinxes.
If ', ,ir.t,.i1.K ft.1 I'Iai. .tint I...I
... .,,,,'. . ,. , , ' , the statu and financed by fCO.000.
Kilpnr Franklin to writ" liU popular .... ... . . . ,
lilORnslne stiry "The l-iililcr Jinx'
from which tho Jess Robbtns' pro
ductlon of tho same name,' which
will be shown at the Liberty thea
tre today was adepted.
The ladder superstition Is perhaps
one of the oldest III existence, and
around this, superstitutlon, and
countless others such as thirteen a.
.1 table, stepping oer a broom,
spilling salt and tho like, Jess Rob
bins, assisted by David Klrkland,
has written nnd produced nn amus
ing six reel comedy In which nn
all-star cast Is engaged. Such names i
us Kdwnrd Morton, Tully .Marshall.
Otis Harlan nnd Mnx Asher appear
In thu list. Margaret l.anJ.tl has the
heroine's rolo opposite, Kdward Mor
ton. Mantord and fittsburRh
Evenly Matched in Weight f
STANFORD I'NIVKRSITV. Cullf.. ,
Dec. 26. Little dlffcrenco exists In j
tho average weights of the football
ntarers of Ktanfor.l unlversllv nnd
I tho University of Pittsburgh, who
meet hero December 30 Tho Stun-1
I ford averago Is ISO pounds and the'
'Pittsburgh figure Is a shade over
Playing At The Liberty
Tin Cliunt Kind (f a (Viiiiriljr
"The Ladder Jinx"
Do jiiii Limit what liiippeiin when )oil milk under
n Ifiihlei-'.' Or bienk a inliinr? Or sit down lo n luMo
with thlnivn kiii-I.V S-i, tint "IjmMit Jiu" mill
le.iin linV lo atold nil tliio troubles.
'Where Is My
! Km,8ft0 Governor to Ur0
Enactment of His Plntform '
!' TOIM'.ICA Knits , Dee. 8C - In his
mossngo to tho Kansas leglslutmo
I which convenes Jnnunry U, (later
t nnr-doct Joniithan M. I)als will,
ho iiwscrts. omphntdso tho main
points of llm party platform im
(which ho was: elected, ltepoiil of'
the Industrlil court law Is one of
th,o planks. It was i democratic
platform, mid tho legislature. Is
ovorwholininisly republican, tho
house !fi to i'i; tlio senate 3S to -
, Other planks are: Reduction of'
taxes, abolU'uueiit of "many uselesH
boards nnd commissions and coiuol
tdnttou of many others"; nbolltlou
of tho state hlKhwny commission,
lil.ico control of hlRhwny construe-
i clou with bo.irds of count)' commls
stonersj rrstoro "homo rulo" lo
' cities In regulation of Its puhllr
utilities (powers now vested In the
state nubile utilities commission ;
and "passage of nu net creating
, board of emu-Illation and mediation
I Willi full power to Investigate, ad
vise and recommend nnd give all
said facts, mhlce and recommenda-
lions to the public."
Announcement by tho stnto tax
commission tti.it It favors u st.U.-
Income tax and will havo n bill In-
troduced In tho legislature, has cm-
ated much Interest. Other Import
ant measures In slRht nre:
I.lst of child welfare, laws pre
pired by n commission appointed by
i tho stnto revised edition of tlio
statutes of Kansas: establlahmnnt
of statu grain warehouses; estab
lishment of farm marketing buro.vi;
c'l'lcatlon and rovlslon of state
I'liool laws; adoption of stnto high
vay system to bo constructed by
0"0 bond Issue def rated by auto-
Mobile license reenue; rcclnsslflcn-
Ion of property fot taxation; revi
sion downward of salaries of state
olMci.tls. Tbn Icglslaturn Is obli
gated through adoption of the so!
dlot bonus unciidmcnl last elee
Urn .to voto $:'C. 000.000 bonds to!
"V this coriipri:mt!cr. fl a day
f -r earh d" In er tc. i
SEAL SALE RECORD
High IteiOMl Miiilo by City S hoots)
(Viitnil Wliu Hr-t I'tli
Vhen salu of Red Cross seals
rliMcd Inst week It was found that
the five school ef this city ha I sold
$;(S3 worth, an amount far m
til I SS) a t( la.l .,. It I . ..
pcud that the rural schools win
nlto report Increased sales.
Central sold tho largest percent
ago, of cals IthRlvcrslde second.1
the former winning tho .plcturu of
Crater Ukit.and the latter tho on
of Sir CalnhaJ. Tho prlies were
I'rentcil by I,. U (Inghagen. chair
nun of 'ho public health atsoclation
Oregon city taxes for 1923 total
70 mills. i
j Tq yynisp
Lady J.fary CaintrldR) h.ns ben
mentioned re . itty ns tho Vr Jo of
If. R II tho I'm- o of Wales. TW.i
Is thu tac t rcrcnt pictuio ef tt
Advertising pays. Try It nnd sen
If ijiio kIIm nil liillitpiil "I-'
lilien ir.idliu; ir linllii. II
ml) lol lie tlu-lr fiittll. bill
the furl that I lie iji- ore
piHir mid net'il iitti-otliiii. Sit
tliiU In a Klitiipeil hiIiii
i ramps tli,, lungs ninl InvAt
nod niucx the spine t't iiirto
lime the e)i- examined'.'
Therein in ij lie tin- trouble,
and Klnosi-s prupetl) flllnl iiinl
gi I Will bo llm lenieil).
Phono I Ofc. IIIfMV, Itrn. :i:it-J
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A thrilling Western story
with lots of punch
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Momlicru" of tlio alumni unci former slu
donta of Kltimnth County Hih School nro
especially invited to the Holiday Dance
given for tho High Sihool and faculty by
the Junior Elks
Wednesday Dec. 27
TONIGHT AT THE
will in: l i:ii iioiiv (iti:s
IIO.MCHI IIOIIKINvON 1'IMTI mm
THE SENSATION OF
The big scusationay myotfrv story. It Rtips, tears
and bewilders your senses. The story that rings true.
Sec the startling scene in Sing SinR. Also a
COOP COMEDY & GREAT AUTHORS SERIES
Show Starlvat 6:15 Admission 10c, 20c
The Big Original Sensational Mexican Bull Fight
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NEW YEARS EVE., and NEW YEARS DAY
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