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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 17, 1922)
Wi" i.i i i - I A'x i i " iif .' li .)..i..t'. Fa-y She THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON rutin v, mivhmiikii 17, mua I I ! Downed in His Tracks Boy Held . x &u S& t I The Office Cat BT JUNID ol So Slim ?lYcn." said thn olil man to Ills' vlftnf, "I nm proud of my girls nnd woujil like tit tiro tho-n comfortably mjrr'cJ, nml nn I hale maSo a Hide' mono they will not no pennllti. to! thllr h'uliniuM. There It Mar-.. 2' ' yolrs old, nnl n ir-illy rood girl. I I rihaT lirrrrn her fl.OOo when sho mar-1 nci 3T again. I nhall glo her f3 00 ) when sho marries; nnd tho man thdt tnkc Elltn, -aho Is 40. will haje. 5,Q00.' Tho young man reflected a mo mnt nnd then asked: "Von haven't ono nliont 50, lmo you?" A light heart nml an empty head nofc'? l:now sorrow, opines Tom Lynch. 'OClie fellow who Rets down' tn n at lln tho moraine once In a yenr, feeling extremely heroic nnd much th; martyr, may ho pardoned fcr a real start of surprlio nt finding nbiut naif tho town there before hlni," nays Walter Stronach who trltil It once. Fred McKendren 1 ays sombhow then? national beauty contests never seem to settle an) thine. A traffic cop pays tho way sono KlfnuU. Falls women stick out tholr, hands when drMng i-utomo- ldIfvyou would think they ars re formed oriental dancors. It. Nylandcf says It would bo a rntier quiet old world It It wain't for-tho noire made by tho minority. All play nnd no work msko no "Jark." f " A few years back If a Klamath Falls cop heard n sound like a sue ccsllon of shots ho was all acthlty. In Itho modern times ho wonders vhosn tiro blow out or whoic :iiptor bsckflreti. y3. -Merrill wonders how tho man with two wives In ono houso found a tlacc to hang his clothes. November days nro wet and drar Jut gosh. Just wait tilt winter's hero A hard one, wo aro plainly tolJ wherein wo trndo our gold fcr I coal. lino man can kid himself Into be. llovHu Hug any Ihlii-;, Hut oh, bey. hen he tries to kid his wife. FjCohton says men's winter cloth es Will bo nbout tho samo, except for n cleaning. ICJng of .Slam has Just tnk-u IiIn flrot wlfn. .Vow ho will find out what a punk rulor hn Is. tvjnlijt-foller-i Ideas it' safety first. In ntartln' to eat Jes' as soon ai the cookvputs tho food on tho told? "tVhat Is till Ilonar Law that thej passed In Englauil tho other day,!' a high school student asked his I friend. Tho friend sug nestld that ft Is a dry law. I ' Keopln' up with tho Joneses, an' koupWilow'n expenses li about as hard u proposition, us tnlxln' buozo an' susollno, A1ljtMcycro sayR an optimist Is li fclljW 'at c'n bohiinRry, cold, broke, liomipslan happy at tho samo tlmo. Vfci' . 'sMt "A MaAullcr has bin kicked frum a downy beilot oao, Into tho cradlo of adversity. i. i m SKVeWitu'iaTTLi: 1'heu pianos - , In flno condition ylth1 fiuarantee and w,ub amaen payments for ro w.Uh d Haole'tolks. JCarl Shi-pherd Co.. R07 Mala t."' ion -ut!l - -' Ilobertson's ' Chlckon Tamalcs, wholeMle and retail.. U 13 Main 8t, m iatr ' EsLLLLKIi 4sV fLHiLLLLKiisLLLLv hJr JLLiIiLt bhLIiLhC -k if vjvTttC. I : - - - - - - Two Pean State tacktcra pounced on I'arr or tho Navy tho InitnM h causht a forward pass from Oonroy Later tho 'ay caaw throusb Had scored two touch-downs, winnlas 11 to 0. TEflGH RIFLEWiEK Hi TO II , . . .,...,. nmuan ocnuurmic VTiiung, When They l'OKT At' PrtlNCK. Nov. IT. 1 i In preparation for tho first national rifle match to bo held In Haiti, the American officers of the Haitian ' Gendarmerie nro enjrosed In toach-, IqK their native riflemen how t to' wink. When rlflo practice was taken np In earnest for the first time tbU i year amonK tho nativo troops, their ' Instructors Immediately ero con- fronted with the practically univcr- sal failure of the j-ondarmoj to close . their loft eyo "lira slrhtlnr alcaK the Springfield barrels. Export- ments showed thai they were unable to close ono eye without closing the! ldnal shot n gold watch and nn an other, or to open ono eye tiltliout tographed letter of commendation opening the other. At first tho ex- With that championship will go the pedlcat of putting a patch over tho' unwritten title, of tho most expert left eye, or tylnc a handkerchief winker In a country whero wlnklnr. across It, had to be resorted to As has been a loit art until tho l.itt few this did not rrovo satisfactory Gen-, wcks. "BATTLING", SIKI I KNEW HOW TO GET. j RID OF COUNTRYMAN PAItlS. Nov. 17. "Hattllng" Slkl. while training for his fight with Carpet.tlcr, recched the visit of a burly Senexaleso Just arrived la Franco from Africa nnd whom the boxer had ncicr seen before. "1 want a free ticket for the fight." ho said to Slkl. "Why, black man I don't know you," slid Slkl. "why should you get a frco ticket." "I was born In R.ilnt Louis of Senegal, llko oun,elf," roM'CBdod tho negro. Slkl muttered Komethlng about en larging tho arena to permit all tm cltltens of Saint Louis tn attend tho fight free. Then suddenly turning to ono of lila tralnom ho said' "Pour soma cologne oter his head," point ting to his fellow citlxon. Tho trainer cmplM hair n ---tart of pcrfumo over the burly negro's heaJ. Hcatning Mth iIuIIkIiI. run. Ing his hands through ItU wholly hair nnd smelling his fingers witl. ecstasy, tho vlaltlng Sonegaleso want away happy. Ifn got no past for tho fight. .N7.fi: A. A. Hullman nnd Comusuy havn moved to their now quarters In tho Pine Treo Theatre building and will bo plcasod to recelvo friends nnd patrons thcrn. 1C-1S No mattnr who writes your pres cription Currlna fill It correctly. 1G Call at Houso, tho Hot Springs Hath 17-23 DOINGS OF THE DUFFS 7- .,' u V roR the wife !ATV V agseagaficEBlirfaTfiGiagi & CV Stytf TiM ' . ' . ' ' SJ H " W n v i c r dui rweep dihii cyra --pcn Pull Triggers eral DoiiRlas C. MacDnucal. chief of tho r.enJnrmerln and a shut of nation-it repiit.it Ion In the I'nlted States, Instructed his o((lciri tn teieh tho gendarmes tho principles 0f winking At tho recent departmental shcoji. held to s1ect eight men teams for the national match, thn scores mndo by the leadlnK condiirmcs would have compared creditably with that of tho more experienced marines. The gendarmes nro absorbed In their nenl found skill, and the spirit of rivalry Is so keen that President i llnrno has offered to tho best Indl- FOOTBALL SCHEDULE For Sntunl.ij .Vol., IH WI.T Cortallls Oregon I'nlverslty vs O. A. C. Stanford WashlnKton . Stan ford. Herkeley California Nevada. l)s Anr.cles U. S. C. vs. Idaho. Snn Francisco St. Mary's vs Olympic Club. Ios Angoles Pomona vs. S. IK V. C. Walla Walla Whitman vs. Wll lamette. Tusson- Arizona vs. New Mexico Pa-Milt na Cal. Tech. vs. Occl dont.il. EAhT Prlno'ion Princeton is Vale. Philadelphia Pennsylinnla t. Penn State. Ithaca Cornell vs. Albright. Cunhrldge Harvard s. Ilruwn Syracuse Byrnrtitnj vn. Celgaio West Point- U. 8. Mil. Arad. v Italic Andover Anilover vs. Exeter. I Columbus Iowa is. Ohio Statu Chicago Illinois is. Chlcugu. I Ann Arbor Wisconsin vs. Mlehl-1 gan. Evanslon Monmouth is. North nosteni. Lincoln Kansas Agglea s. Neh raska. Lawronco Cclorndn is. Kmisas Ml. Vernon Cornell vs. Coe. NEW PI.WO.S Tho L'arl Shepiicrd Company hai Just received a large and lonj; do layed khlpment of player pianos nml nru highly gratified at their ability now to fill tholr customers Christ mas orders. Mtf HllllS MM.!...... .,, -1' oitmioN" AcmiiM'i.TriiAi. nit I ''UK. COUVAl.LIS. Nn II Two'i'j young men nml wouwi ' Mmnil'i county. Ill tit Iheio d mil from KHi'inlh I'lilln, nro niunnr t'ti I22t stllJVnt li'BUtered nt Oreo-i ArrieiiUur.i1 college this ear Of the latter. 397:1 nri enrolled for tho roll term The 'tri-nlun ' i" H v of tin college, Is Indlrati'l b) ii '-i-t that halt (f thue from Hi' louelv nro frrshmen. SoM'rnl nro prt-mtuent In mill. nillMt.rs outiMo ngulnr elax rk l rl W Maek. senior In ngrl. ultiir. fast mile runner mi tin i s nmiil MiiriH I!. Il-ttiiliv v more In c-"iniirio nn n Mini on I'to freshman trjek loam it hlrti; t'lireneo Mi itc on m "opl'iimoro In roniiiHTM'. I tnik 'n nni' e for !ilmi'lf In nihliileo i ealrleaN llo tini pirllelp.-iN-o i tli junior niiilollln nml tin r.i , nil) minstrel ilinus, freahinsii liin I l-ill and track, nnd arslty Iuii-'liII He It nloo n miunber of the rol'ii. tumtilln: team and I tufMnni leiiler of tho nliuli-it lmd) i , Th" irhool of eemmereo wll'i uliu ourolli-J Is moil popular u It li I ".lain i i nlh eoimly utildilitu TIip nro lit' ' inf ,,,,, ln , ""'' iiuine methods, buslnesi ln. finance, pent omk'i. nnd chll -oi'ruiiient Itrrli I tered In rommr rro nro (Hen Olln Touch. Kr.ufoli Kllt.ibeth Hiimphroi Theodore MoniKomery, Kayo Cordon nnd Tred (lordon, freshmen. Martin K Ramsb), ndd CUruuco MontRom ery. sophemores: Lester OtflelJ. sen ior, nnd Clnr.iIuna DeCuman. o,- rational ' John I.. Elliot, sonlcr. Charles M I VaJon. Junior, and Kartieit l.eroy i Miller, sophomore are regliteri'd In electrical engineering, a curriculum of theory and practice of the profes sion Four large laboratories an provided for experlmentrtlon Is tho oldest and (atest theories nnd dl coverles of,thti science High lollage dynamos are provided fnr training I and experimental use of advanced i students. Psul Jncph Keller. Kenneth T Cni and Willis II. Ilartlett are freshmen studying civil engineering. This course trains men to enter the field as experts in Irrigation, drain age, highway nnd street construc tion, city planning, mrdTelntM loca tions ' 'I.I' KrncI Stearns h a it-nlor. In ir.3 chnnlcal engineering, tire purpfio of this courso being to train young men fcr positions of usefulness and res ponsibility In thn Industrial life of the country. Tho Scientific prlncl- j pals lnvolte-1 In machines, mechin-1 leal movements and machine design ! are Investigated and studied by solv-j Ing numerous problems n clissroom ' and laboratory The largn englnrer ing laooratory buuning with its ex ' tii3dvo cqulpmi-ut contributes strongly to tho excellenco of O A C's engineering school. I Gerald Dean Wiit. freshman. ad Earl Mack, M-nlur aro enrolled in tho school of jigrlruliurc. Mm ! l majoring In animal liimli-tiidry the I courses of which are plnnuvd to fit j tho student for actual ralilni; of livestock on tha farm so that he may pro-luce tho hlghost grade of stock In the mont ccoiio-rflrnl mid buslnoKs-IIko mnnniT Emph.iHin Is hero laid on making (ho student n good Judgo of nil kinds of lle slock Agpes May McCormaek Is a Jun ior In tho school of music. Vvr.i V. Olfhdil 1 1 a froth ma n In homo ( con- omiCH This cotirsd ilabiirales tho practical and iclcntllic points of donieti' nri. Particular Inslruc Hon Is offerud In millinery, dross-1 making, dleiillcs, tookliiK, social' ethics, and Inrtittltloiial nunnge-1 Illl'Ilt. j NEW PIANOS Si-IW Splnndld valueii, ten yhar gunrnu Ice, small hIzu und divided payments nwriiii: two nnd onu.-hulf yearH i Earl Hhephurd Co, C07 Main. lUtf o While. In (own lako a Hwlm at llm Hot .Sprlnxs Hath Houso. 17-23 QUITE A niTin JMi-l'in is v .,.Sj y' nimer Wnrhbiirn, 14, Is tn thn Montitito (l'j.) Jail clmrncd-ulUi tho murder of 75-enold C?yrus Tjyno. n rrclute. l'ullco say that Mio toy has confruid to twollnr (lio old man to dctlh wllh tha butt cf n rlflo nnd then robblnc him of ihoardcd money. r I Dnnzij; SItipbuiltlinc Plants of Germany Go To International Firm IANT7.1G Nov IT The Rr. -.1 HhlpbiUliStflR wortrs ind rni'a , shops at Panslir formerly In 'i n lug to tho Herman emcrnmoat. hn been (uracil over to nn lutirnntio'ini eompaay antler a 50 years oin. slnn. I Tills was tho cxpodieot dctorinlm d t upon by Iho English, 1'romh anr Italian rommlsslnn nppoioled lv Hi- I cotuuKll of ambassadors In P. : to ' settto the contention between the t government of Poland ami tbe nut ' nirtpiillty if DsnlilK ns to who, Mould hnvo thesn works Thirty per cent of tlio shares of thn Interna t'onal company has been taken by Cravens company of Englam); 30 per cent by the Socleto Hatlgnolles of Frnnco, and the remaining (0 por runt by a group of Hanltlg and War mw hanks. Tho board roiulstri of tlire EnJlsbman. tlirip French aien. tivn Poles and two rltlren) of DantilK. Tho first business of tho now r.itjjpany will " (he nssoiubllnK of 7 ioo frol-jht ears recently Import ed by Poland from America. Currlns sell I'nltersal Eleo'ile and old tylc"i olators 1C Take n -! mJi f I Hoi hilni ll.illi lion '.il nt Hi. IT 33 Compare Before malting your purchases, the Quality, GrntJc ant Prices of our variety of Apples; Florida, California and Arizona Grape Fruit; Home Made Mince Meat; Cooked Foods; Farmers' Whole Milk; Whipping Cream; Vegetable-,; Beans; Italian and Petite Prunes; Dried Pears, Peaches nndRaisins; Dressed and Live Chickens; Dressed Rabbits; Red, While or Blue Potatoes; Cel ery; Lettuce; Cauliflower; Cheese, or anything else we handle. Wc would appreciate, also, that you take note of the strict sanitary condition that exists here. Wc welcome all to visit the 126 North Sixth Street SURPRISE r ooris. i enouGH vou -rii, nii i-. r-T- -ld rilU OUU'CUI -Jl ROSES -GEE.THEV , ) rvjCUU WU(I LUr Wk jgajtlif' j, i--7-oil.Nii-Burj. Z S?r y j VOU ARE t-UCH j ' gZP C A DCAR ! A 0 V. :a -a ivftVlcr ol rr.iClC t'.f w vi & Jr m 'SS ta & .o "Sr txzzxsznsBxsxxasxixe PUBLIC MARKET urn GaxaasaKxaEaniuiuuaaut doris! look at vour faccj ST L. I in. !T"r fei-SttjMM. a-J Jelki. 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