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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 29, 1922)
J"8" r. f Paf Fowr THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON I tllllW, SI.I'IIIMIII II J!l, IHlW. i Ii i i ii H' 4 ! The Office Cat lr JCNIU8 I Hi: riiAIM'I'.HS' IHCTIONAHV Shifter A grader l.oniAiiUeezer: A subwny fnr. I)lio-ilucnto. A subway ticket. KntiKKlepup: A jnuiiR mnn tihn nl tend potlliiK partle. IVttlMB party: A party dotnted to liiiRKlng. Klro-Alnrm: A dltnrced woman. Police Der: Yoiiiir mnn to whom lino N oiiriirpiI, Cuddlo-cootle: Yoiihr mnn who tnkcfl rIi) riding on n bun or In n I'.inl. .Slander Vlitlm of n foiunlc graft- IT Rial: A .tnung mnn. (limine: To ro, an "l.et'R blouse." ('uho-biiskot A limousine. Ulinlinx: A taxlrnb. Dropping thi pilet: (letting viircr. n ill- NVoillo Juice: Hekk: Peel. I Mr KpiiiipM: Ton. I'nlr of Shoe. CnLe-e.itor: Harmless loungo-llt- Mill. I.ouuge-I.lzurd: An expert gent on thi Hiifn: n society man. Oil fan: Unsophisticated yotine mnn. riat-wlipolor: Ono who l stingy or broke. ('rare-hanger: A reformer. Weeping Willew: Same n crape hanger. Neseiinggcry: A restaurant. Plnnlo-hoppor: YounR man who arrlto nflor otorythlng In palil for. Nnt-rrnckor: Policeman' night sllik. Ktlltn: Legs. ' -w- llooh-tlckler: Flapper who ha to entertain her father' customer from out of town. Mimnlegulst: Youiir man who liatox to tall: nhout himself. fitvoetto: Anybody n flapper hntos. Hate: I. lives. Obllunry netice: DunnlnR letter. Kaco Rtretcher: Old maid who trie to look yotitiR. Apple B.ince: Flnttery. N'eckor Yoiiiir man who holds flnpper'H cheek to his neck In dnne Iiir. Porn-shredder: YounR mnn who dailies on IiIk partner's feet. Duinbell: dumb Riiy. Diimilera: A dumb Rlrl. I.nl.ipnz.izer: A Reed sport. Wh.ingdoedlo: Jnzz baud music. lMIeni'cl: IleliiR nuked .1 lot of iiiestluns. Father Time: Any mnn over 30 years of age. Pillow Case: YounR man who Is full of feathers. lVthi;rs: Light conversation. Hock of Arcs: Any woman over !!0 year of ago. Strlko breaker: YounR woman who Roes with her friend's Hteady while them Is n coolness. Show ease: Iticli man's wife with her Jewels. Hen nmp: A beauty parlor. Mad-money: Money she takes uliing to pay cirfuro homo In case of u row. Alredale: A homely man. Ilean plclter: One who patches up trouble and picks up spilled beans. 'Cancelled Mump: A wall flower. Walk In: Yoiiiir man who goes to parties without being Invited. Musturd Plaster: I'nwelcome Riiy who Mirks around. Snd-buster: An undertaker. Smith llrntheis: (luys who never iiiiirIi up. IMuHhliiR Vielet: A publicity liniiud. Collar-smeller: Prohibition en fm cement officer. Umbrella: Youiir man nny Rlrl cm borrow fur nn evenlnR. Johnnie Walker: (luy who nevor lilies n enb. Orchid: AnjtliliiR that Is expon hive. Ills blue sorge: Ills sweetlienrt. Hand tuff: Ilngagomont rliiR. K)i(-opoiior: A mnrrlago. Knilialiner: A bnollegKor. Klre-extliiRiilHlier: A chaporone. WhlsUbieiim: Any mnn who wears whiskers. ("rubber: Ono who always bor rows rlh'nrottes. Kinky: runny, odd, peculiar, dlf feient. HarneymiiRKiiiR: I.ovn making. Munitiens: Kaco powdor and roiiRo. Tielzky: Old lady with mustnche mid (bin whiskers. Absent tieatiuent: ' Dancing with buulitul partner. SPORTS VJJJ'V'frO'yVVOOOJJtlJOjVJLiJy SWINDLER HAS oiEpan 21 of 22 Fights of Career Won By K. O. In Three Rounds or Less Twenty-two fights during his rliiR career. The first one a draw, the others won b k o In three round i r les! This I the record of .1. 0. Rwlnd- . ler Jr.. who will tlRht Karl Hltchle j at Scnndlnatl.in ball the etenlng of , Friday. October fi. Swindler sa he has been lir.W - Iiir four jears. mnM of his battle hnliiR been fniiRht In Ran Antonio, Texa. and other outhern cltle. and In the arm. lie held the army I heavwelRht championship during' 1P21. baltllliR hi wav upward thrnuRh the entire lt V. S. Infantry before taking on nil renters from other branches of the service. Since he ha had no Ioiir. hard i battle. Swindler doe lyit bear the' UMial mark of a prlze-flRhter. HI ears nre not "caullflowerrd" nor hn his noe been twisted out of shape. He ay he I In excellent rotidltlon. I and he looks It Swindler Is no stranger to Klam ath. In fart. Is n I most a native son. HI parents. Mr and Mr. J. O. Swindler, live near Merrill and nre widely known throuRhout the roun-. ty. nut tne son nns i.een in me south for several years, long enoiiRh I to acquire the southern accent Swindler has been training faith fully fnr the fnrthcrmliiR fight Kvery mornlnR he does road work, running nut to Altnmnut ranch and back with workouts at the Scandi navian hall evenlnR. fi to 7:3(1 Having been In the county almost two niontns. no nns Heroine nccinnnt- ed and will net be bothered by the altitude n was Hngue In his match I wlthltltchlo Illtchlo aln Is training and I re ported to be In excellent condition. Hard work In the woods, with plenty of mountain climbing, ha kept the local fnvorlte In fighting trim. U. OF W. APPEARS TO HAVE EXCELLENT TEAM THIS . YtAK I SKATTI.K. Sept 29 Initial foot ball practice at tho I'nlterslty of uo" the pennant but refused to play Washington has brought forth tho "-' Uoston Americans for the world's! prediction from close followers of the einplonhl. Tho refusal led tn Ratne here, that Coach Knocli ItaR-' tho formation of thP former National I shnw's eleten has chance to finish In ' commission In tho followlnR year nnd , the first dltlslon of the 1'aclflc coast ll at onCH 'n'"1" mandntory n series conference this year. According toiff contests for the supremacy of the, tho critics, who have been on the world. Tho (Hants won tho pennant, sidelines etery day since tho work outs started, the Washington back field will wnrl: behind a line nf for wards this year whoso weight will at ergo 190 pounds, which Is near the weight desired by tho WushliiR-1 ton coach. Tlo lino will probably bo built around Hill (irlmm, 210 pound tackle, nnd Captain Hobert Ingram, guard, with plenty of brawn retire-' sented by Jim Ilryan, t'halmer Wal ters. Hoy Petrle. Kdward Kuhn, Clif ford I.anghnrne, Wayne Hall, Alio, Wilson nnd Kenneth DuHols, fight ing to fill tho other places Rin.li n line, say the critics, pkolng In front of a set nf backs ntcrnglng 1T0 pounds will glto Coach Dugshaw n. combination that Is almost Ideal. j Tho last three seasons tho Wash-, Ingtin lino has been sadly linking lu , weight, but this year tho forwards ' will hate sufficient weight to com-j petit with nny line In the confetonce, ' according to Uagshaw. Advertising pays. Try It and see. ' DOINGS OF THE DUFFS t'f OH, MY POOR FEET ! I NEVER fcUJJ OLIVIA, ARC Vou UP VET ? T 'J SHOULP HAVE WORN THOSE TIGHT ) SOMEBODY WANTS VOL) - ) .A SHOES TO THAT DANCE J rpbj ON THE PHOHC WILLVOO ' -Vy LAST NIGHT y .' 'sANSWCR IT? . I j OLD-TIME MANAGER GAVE GIANTS THEIR NAME 40 YEARS AGO I Nl'W YOKK. Sept 2s - (Hants In iiitlim as well as In stature " mused i old 1 1 m Mntrle one dav more than a quarter century ago a he sat oh- serving the N'ew Yoik team, then an aggregation of sl. footers, stride I to tlctnrv a easily as a falrv hook man wearing sot en-league noots would win n Marnthnn rare. liter lnce the hate been "the (Slants" proiesslnnnllv. competltlte ly and financially. Jim was the "Dadd of the (Hants" ami had the rlRht to attach a moniker to his fig uratlto progent. but when he utter- ",1 1,U "ptt Umw ,,,,rft,,, ,, ,"11 u I out of sdmple admiration. A report-, j er slitliiR near to him uoirpcd the ; mlnliterlal function and did the bap-1 tNlllR The tJlants are now to .xear old. j ' Mntrle brouKht the dub Into exist-' ence In 1S3 by IndiirliiR John It. I ' Dav. a rabbld fan of the sideburns j dn. to finance hi Idea Jim took the inanaRement and plated the first," '""'', " '"""" "''' '" " " '"' I"" nil tiie tooling lie In. I seasons on the old Trio firoumW.I rnn,p ,"" K",M ,n ,IP ll"", ,h,, lu' "" "', "'"''''"K Verke but tn. then on Fifth Atenue. galnlnR ad-j f',n 'pn mm IMf,or "s,fll,,,r- "' .'lHrr walked Thru Kn.,1 Merkle lulMame to the Natloml league In i " ' Wl, l,lor"' ,n', ""'" basemnn. muffed .1 It Initial .tear by replacing the Troy I And In III,, hotels of the partlclpat-1 to trom the bat of Trls Speaker and team. I nine", figuratively nnd 1 j On that ' actually a "nine" utlli tin alllmtlllllp ' , pltrliers nor catilier. were "iiurK iv.t.,,." Miri..... w..iPi,. nTOr r. 'Iluck . .,, im, iniMi.. n,l im Hn.Ul.,.i n, mUliru,.,r nlPn. Mlltrl r. , . ...,. .,. ,v .,., , . ,.,.,. , r,,,,,,,!,.,. Vn enl, i ! .., ,. ,, ,,.., .,,,. . i 9S Van Cult didn't sllrk along, disposing f the franchise In IS9.1 after the club had finished fifth In lx!H "r.r.Tri'-.. "Three Finger" ..row,,, pitch - year, but the club was ,ncroMflll. , "' . . . . ... ..... .1 . . .. . ...... ... llll I.IIIIIU 111 III!. .(1IIII IIIVI.IIIII 111 .... ...... .,, . ,,,. . ... . . . tear span Freedman had eleten manager. Including tleorRe Davis ! Jack Potee. Harvey Irwin. Hill Joie, Captain A 0. Anson. John H. Day, Fred Hoey. thick Ktvlne, (leo- 1 Smith nnd Horace Kegel. , John Joseph McOraw, "Napoleon 1 of l.aseball," came to the helm In , 1903 nfter he had lost both his heart! land head In the old Haltlmore Orl-, nies, nnu xinisueii sernnu ill iirsi ear John T. Ilrush. builder of the . i ...11. 1 - I ,"-'", "i'ik i-miu-u. tiimt.-unie cniieu tne iirnsn ninuium, was ine owner then. The fnllnulntf re.ir .MrHrnu's tnnm . " " y again the next year and defeated the i.ir.uj.j,, ,um ,lirt0 ,..,. fr Philadelphia Athletics, four game I , "Smoky Cltt" team from the Ti to one, for tho title. I Krs ()f 0t.r (iu tlm 1909 Atuerl- Hurry Hempstead, In 1911, sue-1 can leaguu chnmpluus. cceded Ills father-ln-Inw, John T. ' Tho Iloston trlbo speakH touch- Hrush, as IiljiI of the. club, and six Ijears later gate McCraw a now con-j ( tract which Included stock In the , operating company. Two years later Charle A. Stoneham. Francis Mc- Quado and Mrttraw iiurchased tho '..-.-.. . dull from the Ilrush estate and Stouehnm In-tame the president ' Anti-Mosquito Campaign j Is Given New Impetus VIRAMA. Cal., Sept. 29. Visa!-' la's nnll-mosqulto cumpjlgn hns been I given new Impetus by thu favorable ' action of tho Tulare county aupert Is-' or In creating tho Delta mosquito j abatement district surrounding tho ilty. Ily next summer tho mosquito ' campaigners expect to Imvo tho dls- trlct entirely free from tho pests. I New Stunt in " 111 rm inn' '" -""" yf'iVT .ZZZZi "ti .7?' i hJUS' 'i .. Kaiau l&BBS&&.m Ln w: --.4w-',- X HeVt rt cmwI'i' In our band nmt swim on jeur Kick liat' the rcwiKt lliliiR In iunt rscmi;. Hires one ictuctant ti)lnu il out ut ltarlcdcn, Kncl m J. FANS HOPE TO SEE STARTLING PLAYS VETERAN FANS TELL OF OLDEN DAYS Ni:W YOltK. Sipt I'll --Wli.it etery fan Roes to tlu world's series to see Is one of "these plats" one of the super-plas that ln run ih'.Ij about all winter and read about In .nln.il.n.l.ld ..!.... I.. .1 ... iiir clulis lu the da.ts before the ser- ''', ,s u,,,,,,,-w' ""',, wl" l, "'" "" J " ' ' ' ' '"J llieil'S I Some of them siend a week ( nwsliu: - "1 M'1" continent to experience the feel ' "f n ''''"'V '""'I''" T"epliiK up their splnrs to be exidoded near the base ' of the brain by somebody's one-hand- ! eil stab of a hot lluer of some other of p'l l"b of a hot lluer of some other of the "decldlliR i.i)" uno of te many "climaxes" of the serle. None of the Old (Snaril who take , their biseball straight eter will for get the series of 1 90S when IM Over ''- the old n,b maclilne of the "genu i !..... .1 ...........,..... 1... III.' I1I.II11IM.1113 II. 111. Ill llllll lllllllll'l nil- ijuiiiiiiuiji.) ii. tin in uiur tirmrirsi to one defeat against Detroit. IM Ituelbaih ami KM I'felster were other hiirlers nf the old, Cub. In the hotel lobbies now they nre heatedly discussing the pitching duels between Christy Marhowsnn nnd I tn In- Mariit,iril of the (limit against Chief Homier nud IMdle Clank of the athletics nf nnfy 10 .tears ago and how Franklin J. Ha u,r , K j,llrUni,rt ,uli ,.r. ,,,, , H,Rn .., .. ,M.fort. his name when tins dust had cleared 1 nwnv. ' others talk of the Illtless Won ders" of 1U06 tlio tu.1111 c the Into Jlggs Donahtio and the amusing vui. ii....i. .t. i i. ...i. 1 .uvft ,iiiui.ik iiiufc nniiui"'ii i r.uiiv I'hiuro uml hlrt bristling Cubs, four Ka,n(.s to two, and how Donahue ma, HOteral onu-hnnded catches of ludly-thrown balls by stretching an unbellovublo longth while holding ,. tllt ,, lMo ,aB. Tiny talk.too. of "Habit" Adams, the old war horse of the Pittsburgh Ingly utmost tearfully of tho 1912 series which tint Ited Sox took friiin ' the (Hants, winning four, losing three and tlelng one. "It was In tho j eighth and final g.uuo at Iloston on October Hi when tho score was n tie I at the end of the ninth", so tho lu Rend runs "Tho (ilantH S'ored one In tho loth." says tho Old Kan. ".Scored one and led. Harry lliur.ier did the , Job. Why. sir! ho leaned (iter tho' fenre nud took Doyle's long hit that was ticketed for it homo run nnd, as turned out later. It was tho sav - Iiir play or the series. It was tlio deciding play. 'I hat was tho clliuax. "At am rain the world went to pieces for the (il.niu In thulr half of the Inning SundgrnHH muffed a long fly hit by Hugh' who batted for Wood Kngln went to second on the error. HurMgnis tried to redeem It's a Hard Life Being a Flapper Swimming Races OL s F: .j . " V 129 . "j-- ij'r. m J 52?--- "' 7-r , lilin.elf on Hie next day lit saMt mt lilni: a lirufle liner that Man l.op.-r lilt with the Intention nf , ml ni! n,p ,0rte l'hr!ty Mathewson. Iwlrlliia r.ir v. .... . 'p" "Thnt." bronlts lu the listener. """ '"" lining i IIUI, Mill llliopnrs entrh. was the deciding piny. Now I o there nml- And then." Rties oil the first speaker, frualni!. Old Trls slugl.il nd IJngle came home with the lying run Yerkes score,! the w IiiiiIiir run run "tie mliiutp nud eight se. ouds IiiIit bv in) watch -when Unrdner spiiI I a long sncriflro fly to Detnre" None of the fans forget the trlflf pint- made unassisted by Wambgnass I" nev.da,,., , the flftl, , g , the fifth game -malum Hn uklyn In 1 I'izti: Ulmer Slllllll luimxr with 1 "- " ...... three en In the first Inning of the same c.iine nnd Itagby' hnuier wlthl two on in the fourth Inning, also of, the snme gnme. None nf the how ling mob who shook the ennrrete I'oln (iroutids will forget the fifth Inning of Hm flmi game last vear when Mike Mc.V.iJIy. who had hit n two-haggnr nnd had gone to third on Hclmug's snrrlflre. j stol.. home with Mats gut. lug- ready J to h't th- ball OREGON FOOTBALL SQUAD IS SHORT OF GOOD MATERIAL KI'ilKW On- . Si-pt 2! - Men are wanti-d to man tin- t.irslly foot ball line hi the I'nlterslty of Oregon here Pteniy of baokfluld rmidl dates ore on Coarli Shy Huntington's sound but shortage of material for the Hn" U ono of the proMoms of the coaching staff At nntt workout laal week there were only enough men for nun full 'line, although three sets of bmko ore running signals nil the time. The line shoringe. hownter. "was pecti-d to Im rellmed somnwhat by lb" return to schrol of Ituy M Keown. substltiito taiklo last yi.ii ..... .. . . mil IIUI Spears, tackle of last jears freshman team. KiiiIr, p.irtli ul.irly. nro needed. The mil) young men on the Hound nro , Hud llrown. twit letter man, nud Oeorge l.llss of the 1921 fresh, nn,, ' eleven. Cleriu, Mnffltt. and Howard. all id whom plated end last e.ir, I jwlll not return. ; I Oregon's flint game will be play-, l e( here tomorrow against P.iufle ' unlversll), ttlildi won the nrui-inii-, , fi renco (l,aiuinushli of the Pacific' : Norlhwest last year. A wmdc from tomorrow Oregon pl.iyrt Willamette unlterslty hero In the flint North- i west (oufi-rnnie guiiio. j OUCH ' OH. BUT FEET ARE &ORC t EIOTOIO mm a " I'LL THROW THOSE SUPPnRO i ' V RT FAR THAT I'll NFIm .- ' V OEC 'EM ACAIM ! V S ll c --', I (f DANCE McElroy's Orchestra of Porllaml MOOSE II ALL Wednesday, October 4 Fetitiiritij; Monte Aunlin Tito famous Tower of Jcwoln ninyrr at llif last Worl.l's Fair. 8'oclock HHLraCSTpA v Golden Gate JL JLi m 7 tm&KssxzzzmMZB TTPrWT nn Tli l . Ii run ,1 ,1 n 1 ,1 ri'giil.ir -' lll l It 11 1 tilb 1 . 1 11 1 1 v !. I 11 11 fhi Hi iln 11 in 1 1 I Ki-lth i li nn i in Ii. iniil Mn Ii i to show III Klamath I'nlln ill m t' Nk The niPinbi r if tills rnmpniv' dropped Into this ilty on t ln-lr urn Inr summer outing trip mhI met Ti d White, manager of the Rirntid. wln Is mi old friend of the actors and hi liersilinleil Ilium to present llli'lr ,u ts here In Ittnmath Fall. TIip enmrmny will appear for th first lime Sunday Roternl high rlass vntidevllln numbers will ! shown Therii will bo n ihnnge of aits earh evening while here There will be presented romoity, Sketches, musical nnd singing numbers with the eomruny's feature Jazx orchestra i Thi a-Is will be presented In nil junitioii with I he regular picture pro grains. 'i hi: i.iiii:u i v A complete riiuutry village was rnnslriirt... at I'nltersal City, the film city with an area three hundred time us big n the average Import ant studio, for the t'nitorsal ultra" Hon, "Afraid tn Klght." In which I'rnuk Mayo hns the starring rob' at tile Liberty theater todii). From tho "(ion Del" sign to Hie village blacksmith, etery Important 'institution" of the rural center l shown. The Htniy nf ,oe ItoliM; III own coiiPernM prize flghlun and 'ns liuiued lungs, lute and cownnlde. It presents Muyii in the role of u in. in compelled hy tin odd lensiin to keep up the manner nf a lownrd, etui with the tviiimiii ho lutes laughlug him to spurn. I'nlverH.-il rniislilered It n gnod enough uliiry to require the gilliliinn nf a man who know Mnyo's iiutuie pelf ei I U nnd his best tnleuls Wll liaiii Worlhliiglou mil usslgueil lu dire I. bee uise he aihleted notabli humi'bh ullh Mil) ii In "Dr. Jim". Out or the Hlleut Norlli" nud other1 pillules. j AdvortbiliiR pays. Try It nnd sen. MY S HEtLO.MUSy OLIVIA, THIS IS HAROLP SPUAKIWG - J . 1 I CALLED TO A3KV0O IF VOU WILLG'OTOA 0AHCE WITH ME AT THE COUNTRY CLOD A Urs.eJ THIS EVENING i Mb TTTm wlfA- 8 o'clock he right container Jorgood tea Folgrr's Golilcn GatoToa is packed in .icutun be i.uise its flavor is wottli keeping. It Kimt'i lull ll.tvoted to your cup. A.sk your jjrocer. TREES SHRUBS ROSE HUSHES BULBS Order i ) hi now for fill dniitery KlamathFlowerShop Cut Flowers Plant l'M.ii,, t.b 'J S3 1 Main Ht. YOUR WINTER'S WOOD should have your :ittontion. Cool wt'.'itlu'i' nnd stoniiH forco prices up. Our fuel is the best, our iriccs nre rijiht on Slab, Murks, Body and Tania- oaek. Your business is soliuilud. 0. Peyton & Co. Ill) MAIN. I'HONK riODERN CUAWKCASE CLL:AHiiG SERVICE C i,t IiiiUhc Oil lor iil, iSon"n) il n.n(..tnit irolin, lot toiucl r.ful n c tntlit th Idol comMntilan lot Ltittr n(lr, ptiloimantt. Al i ilm who Jujli tb ilga. MAJ.UAKU OIL COMPANY (CllfomU) BY ALLMAN on. Thank Vtx. Harold, i will Or. VI' WY GLAO TO OO-TIIAT WILL OEvlOST . Love uv ; . i for w PI