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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 9, 1922)
w3aL$a;t,f-llBtl can ('.SMI "- T THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON rlATUMUV, HNrTKMIlKIl D, 1022 J " ., VtlMi Tr-p- W . "'7MLSfy stir - Tilden Beating World's Champion in DavijTCup Match , ..JS'r l rJCZJl ,M fffwr JJ.JSMM.. I .--1-Mt. iCf, "iii v v B " i '& . . IV CM1 A' i ' V. iv u & v",, The Office Cat VX JtUMtTH Tim 'lullnrV ItcveitRe. In Tiffin, O., thero la a tailor who had" had u fow gnrngo rep'nfr bills Tlio other day tlio garage lium luul tliu tailor sew n Intltun on. Xext da ho got tills bill: To sowing on button 1." Thread ..... .. .. OS lluttnn i...H............ on Labor. U lirj .... SO Itomnvlng old thread ......... .07 irnlmr. J-S lir .. IT. &ociiio ............ .....;... .02 Beeswax .... J...- 01, Knotting thread ....... 02 Labor 1-G hr...... ... .20 n - ii Total , -.$1.01 (Irnmlmn "People vdon't seem to marry as jnuiig as they dhl whoa I wni n Klrl." Grandflnppcr ".Vo, old dear, but thoy do It o(tcner." Donr OJfice C.V Is n football coach a two, three or four wheeled vehicle? f, Benny Dictccn to young mun who commit suicide because they think they cannot tire. withouta certain girl wouldn't havo c been worth living with any way? , , v 1 -' ..' A v J..T. IPorklns ,.iy business Is llkoa whectborrow It ittands still N unlcsa somo ono 'pushes It. U ,'A cigar storo Indian sa)a that a horse can bilo with all Its mleht. but not with all.lti raano Import. mt ,)lrlourc "John, John sild&U, younnvvifo. vo you an jLstcrcta you 1 keep almar',''" " "have froratmo "Why, no," hcrepllcd, wonder. Ins'.Vliat In thoiT.-orld "aa coming. "WcJl thon, Linm-" determined I wlll'havo none from yon." "You hao gecrctn, thon?" "Only ono, and I am jTsohcrt tQi mako a clean breast of ft.''f'ni afraid It will dUturb you. John." 'Oo on," ho eald hoarsely, "For several recks I havo had a secret. John a secret IoukIhk for a now, drees, with hat to mutch." F't '-r-rrr . . Why N It that a married, woman h.irdenl of Uio jear. Tho other liniiin ala")n va(ts until hur liutbauil ianCuuuii are: Hqptqnibtfr SO, agalns In ' bed beforp she nsks him If ho Pacific University, Octobor 7 ngal 1st locked tliiTbatk door A noar-slghted man lost his hat In n strong wind. Ho guvo 'cluio i hut every tlmo 'ho thought lio vvns catching up, with Jt. It uhlaked from under hlslianif.A' woman scream- ed froma nearliy-farm"hauo. ' "What nrof Tiu 'dSfiig Uie'ru " ' "Ho "mildly replied that ho was trjlng to rutrluvo IMu hut, r "your hat " .oxcluluiuj thu wont un. "ihcro It is over thero under that utono wall; thafa our llttlu black hen you'vo been ihaslng." Toda'8 sunshlnn Is nilne( sas thu optimist, niul ho leave tomor row's clouds for the pessimist. ASK THI.W IIIIJV K.NOVV It uulytakps a wedding To mako a fellow- leurn Ho thought that sho was hls'n Hut ho found thnt ho was licr'n. Get results by using class ada. YOUR WINTER'S WOOD should have your attention. Cool ' weather and storms force prices up.t Our fuel is the best, our g rices are right on Slab, lock's, Body and Tama oack. Your business is solicited. 0. Peyton &Co. ,tfi. , ie''sf.MN;. puoij gaa r iyi8rt - - Wrf, , -Mtm, ..Va ;-'v. - Gerald Iattcrso.-i. winner nt Wlmblcuen, nisd cnptsln of tbo Australasian chnltonirr for tho Unvla'Cup, In forcjtround, maklas u BpcetncuUir play during hlfl match nj-ahut "Ulj; 1!M" Tlldcn ct luvat Hills. Hut it tTiia of HUlo upc. Tir) American won In itrclht scte. STRONG ELEVEN IS EXPECTED AT U. OF , O. IN 19P.2 SEASON i:utii:.vr. sent. 0 rnuersity or OrcRon expecta tblt i'r to turn out tho troneot football ttum It has li'tiil fslnco -tho 'urfnt OrvKou itoin 'of lovernhycar hro which dcMitod'the t'lihornlty of IVnnsjhnnla and lt to Harvarifr by r;tn'polnt. !ji1 yenr tho Oroguu football mn chlno w"low In Bettlnc'J,np ' full steam but when it did start It wont Reed and flnlhod tho year by do foatlnit the champion nary tqam nt Honolulu 33-0. This year tho nmo "Oregon Uen. mlnttn only four men, will take tho field at, It I hoped, thu same paco It uns irncllns at the cud t)f last reason, Four pood men are ready to :p Into the positions tot the tout etcr ans who will not be back. Tho men to go aro "Splko" l.cille. Mart Ho ward, i'.lll Itclnhart and Dart I.onKh lln. Although practice wilt not start until September 1C. under"1 Pacific coast confnre'nce ruls. observers al ready am prt-dlrtlng th it Prince Tat-, Hson w HI- play center. Van der Ahe, Spears 'and Iillu will bo candidate for end pot.ts, and Mautx. "Hud" Drown andShleldi will benmong tha candidate?.' &url(eion. a bacKflelJ candldatov lirlJenon, a bacKflelJ lar nn the "frcshiaan eleven of a ear aso. will try for a varsity post thfft rnninn. ' Tcotball chiefs' aro coming back to the campus to got ready foritho reas on. 1 Coaeli "Shv" liuntlnctun. wbo hn ltd At rvtllilttir litinllor inlllAd I ) I J . Iti'.m rft 111 MntlflAlnal inif Imnn ' d("l" --..... ,.v. ..v.., will hoKaclr In a rhort time to Join ' mil lLtwcrd. "ralner. wjio has re-' turned from California. Huntington Is optimistic regarding-thi?pronpoets, Oregon has four game ot btnnO, tbo 0110 on Nowmber 1 1 ngalus( VakbMgm ;u."n bidu inrohnb' thd . llljiabtto univcrulty nnd October H against tho Multnomah club. Tho traditional battle ngalnt the Orogan Agricultural college this ear will bo playod at' t'orvallls November 18. Tlu loam jil.ty Whitman collego ut PoiiilltnjiiocloberA'JO,, Idaho at Portland Ortolier -X und tho University-of Washlnr;teti nt Seattle Novem ber :iu. RAT ATTACKS CHILD J. NEW YOItK, Sept. a. I:irgo field rats in llronx park tiring bf tho- diet of raw meat which they havo been taklnc away from tho llofis In thu cugta ut tho 700, sot out today to rob children ot good Ion thoy wero eating on thu grass. Ouu of tho rodents, Infuriated bo cauau l'-ycar-old Holcu Miller (lung to a cracker it tried to taku away from her, burled Its fangs in her leg nnd hung on until It was .slain by workmen.' Tho workmen then slow about a dozen moro of tho big rodents, which wero darting about among other children in tho park. DOINGS OF THE DUFFS Hov do you do.hrs.duff! I VMS SO 50RRV TO HEAR THE SAP HEWS ABOUT MR. AND MR3. WILBUR DUFF" THEY ARE. REUTIVEO OP j ,, nw . ""- - virtr Aori'T -rurv i "'''- v. t - y i 7?E .fTn JbbbV " frrtm atm i 'mv bj. r All in a Day's Work )v J -. . .ir rfj' A Z.?J&3MK.!k7i ' VAV3!.wa'af.K -V " u. .w " T?W X- ' .4.'vT ;v. v r Alt tho wild wcit thrillers aren't K ti hkXB i a aftif iIeb. 0 Vi r4 ' K P - . - 1. M I" jSerceant Klcopcra of tbo New York mounted police picking n handker iclltef off tho crounA nt n gallop out la Urocklyu. In preparation for tbo I coming New York Pollco Field Day. CENTER COLLEGE IS LOOKING FORWARD TO GREAT YEAR DANVILLE, Ky Sept. 0. With twenty-six veterans of tho squad that last J ear took Harvurd Into camp, I iinfpii mllt(A fimtlinll tftlttlm nt Iookl"B forward to another groat team this yoar. Tho schedule calls for ten games, with Virginia Poly technic, Harvard, Clcmsnn, Auburn, Kentnel. ,,-ind Washington nnd Leo being included. "Ho" MeMilhn, thu gnat quurter back of tho last four years will not bo with tho colonels. Neither will Tom Moran. Hut "Ked" Huberts will bo present to gulclu tho destinies ot tho Colonels Hadem of thu team aro counting on )oung Herb Covington filling thu holu, left by the graduation of McMil lan to 11 largo oxtuuL Somo claim that Covington, vvhilo perhaps lack Iiu the almost uui.imiy lootb.ill In stluct of thu mighty "Ho" und his ltnnck of outwitting the opposition, is a better broken flchl runner than Mt Mlllun. Voteraus expected tu report for duty on September l.'l, lucfude: Captalij "Itetl" Hobers, Terry Snod ily, Herb Coving! jvliigton. Hump Tniiner.jtnii, Ncv 1 1 -Washington und Leo y, Iluck Jones, Hil. Ku- at Lm invlllo. Nov. 18 Auburn nt Minos (iordy, luie, 1:111 Hiiminaii, tout iiurtiuit umi a dozen ether. The Colonels will, not Uu utile to uso any rrusuinnu tills year. Chkk Murjihy has boon re tulnod ns freshmen coach, Charllo Moran nnd "Chick" Meyers will have ihnrgo ot tho varsity. Thu schedule follows Supt 23. Cnrson-Nowmuu at Danville; Sept. 20 Clcmson at Clomsnn; Oct. 7. Mississippi college nt Danvlllo; Oct. 14 Virginia Pobtechnlc ut Itlch mondj Oct. 21 Harvard ut Cam- fc&agsistf. M you DON'T TfOU MiVCN SCAMDAU? THE.VJ.L BE R if'flr I FEEL SO SORRV FOR HER-SHE. IS SUCH A . SVEET LITTLE THING - rr-SAp NEW31 ; ...... vvimi t v xjfv I ' - ry ' V MBW5V h JT Tv k 1 . v-rtj I Ma . 7SS WS -. mm-Xztiii ii,' " Sa-JkWSiT . 1 v: .rw tjnvsd w performed In tho Wild West. Here England's Hope The nee is tho favorite sraoaf th four yachta enttrad by Oratt Britain for the racea to U tal4 for. tha SritUb-Aaaatiou cup at Oyatar, Bay, Lou Island. It la owb4 bf) Norman ChulcMtlU. m bridge; Oct 2e.'r-Loulsvllln at Dan vlllo; Nov. L 'Kentucky ut Loxing- itlrmliiKliniu and Nov. Curollna at Danville. i) South mMm Helen Gets An MEAN To SAV WW- I rlCHKW IHti I PRESUI-ia DIVORCED SOOM- I DOH'TKMOVJ WHAT YOU RE TALKING ADOUT - WilNDlfl EXPLAlU WlvT SCANDAL i Wau Koyv . 1. Annul' -r . v ?.5 T.S Srfl. . W' I 'fff'iA' '? a I . 1 i t XM fi I KEPDflaaWS,vMM'''i rq w h4jl nfcM'T TIIK NTKAN'I) Kootlmll enthusliists, of which I hero nro nil oMir-lueronHlnK numboi, will find somo stlrrlitK lnuments In 11 Itrldlroit conflict whloli forms ono of tho Ht'nuoni'oa of "Tho tlrnut Aloiin", n production slnrrliiK Mnnroo Snlls- bury, which will bo prvsontod nt thu Strand theatre, rommovH'Ing Hundny. Contrary to tlio usttnt custom of plclurluit n rniiuir of a stiulluiu with n Imuilfut or peotdo us Rportittors, thu producers havo roprodmod tho nrtttnl fenturo )nmo of (hillfornln'n footbiill Noiisen: Stanford h University of California. And Iho scoiton of tho routers' sections In tho stadium will prio u roohitlou, usld from tho stirring action on the fluid. "The Ureal Alono" ttdbi tho story of it football hero who carried his chUalry Into tho great Cnuadlun fnstnesKet and proved himself u man among men, though handicapped with tho stigma' llalf-llreed. tiii: i.!u:iitv "Tho Huko of Clil'imoy Hulto," In which Kred SI0110 nppt'nrs In his fav orite rolo of a cowboy, who puts to rout a baud of cuttlo thieves, will bo the feature uttrnrtlon nt tho Liberty theatro today. It lies to do with tho udventurci of 11 cowboy, who 1 protects n ouug womiiii ranch owner against tho operations of n baud of cattle thieves. "Sisters." tho great production which shows how- marrlod life rait bo made rent happy Is ono picture which Is 100 per rent (loan, nnd Is without any of tho sordid murder 1 nnd suicide detail so prevalent In many pictures. "Sisters" Is Kathleen Norrls great story and pluvs nt tho Liberty Sun dny. Americans Cooperate In League Activities KNKVA, Sept 0 While the United States government tins con sistently retrained from Identlfjiug Itself directly with ho leaguu of na tions, It has not held aloof from hav ing Its citizens co-operate In some of the league's activities. Pivo prom inent Americans are now associated with varying forms of thu loaguo'a work.' Ono of theso Is Professor John llns sott Mooro, who Is n member of the recently-created permanent court ot International Justice. Another Is Dr. tleorgo Kllory Halo, director of tho, famous observatory un Mount Wll son, who has Joined the committee of Intellectual co-operation. A third well known American Is Dr. Huport Illuu, assistant surgeon-general of tho Un ltnl H, tales, who Is lending his valuable skill and uxperJcuru In pub lic health mutters In tho league's health committee. ,To other American executives In the toaguo am women., Mrs Hamil ton Wright, ono ot thu moil valuable momburn of thu league's opjum com mission, and Dr. Josephine linker, of tho International health committee. Finally, on thu various technical und clorlcul staffs itf the secretariat of tho league thero 11 ru many Ameri can men and women, whoso servlies nro found extremely valuable. In un offort further to enlist America's In torost and support In tho league, mi Invitation has boon sent to tho Wash Inrtou government to appoint a rep. rescntntlvo in tho league's commis sion for tho suppression of tho 'white sluvo (raffle. Sir Krle Priimmond, secretary-general of tho league of untlous, Is hope ful thai It will bo posdhlo for tho league to work out 11 pulley whereby tho United States properly can to oporuto In an Increasing shnro of tho league's nctlvltlcn without Impair ment (o her own traditional policy of detuthmeut from L'uropcan affairs. 'Condon will xpond 180,000 on wa ter system. Astoria Columbia salmon pack lestlmntid nt 3,r,00',000. Earful WBU. IP YOU HAVEN'T-HEARD ABOUT IT I WOMT TELL YOU - DON'T BELIEVE IN CARRYING usui!; - VoU'LL HAVETO r FINP OUT FOR YOURSELF! 60ME WAY j VJILL T HAVEBCCNMiaiNFOPMfW I Car of Fresh Fruit Will be in Saturday. 7 a.m. , PRICES AS FOLLOWS: Bmtlett Pears ?1.7B,to ?2.tO Peaches, box 7r to .SK) Tomatoes, box 70 to .75 Plums, box S5 to .05 Prunes, box .05 Cantaloupes, Grapes, Squash, etc. This will be tho last car of BARTLETT PEARS .' in this season. ' Remember you are getting this fruit at less than wholesale price. A. C. GIENGER 220 Main St. Between 2nd. and 3rd. Next to old Postofficc Your Sunday Dinner Exquisitely Cooked and Served CHICKEN In nny stylo STEAKS Very best cuts CHOPS All hinds SALADS VEGETABLES CAKES AND PASTRIES Cooked to Your Order UN H1NG GUEY 619 Main St. Glasses There Is no time for dolay when your glasses meet an ac cident. You demand quick nnd effi cient survlco then. Wo arnytulppcd to render such sorvlco Immedlatuly. Wo grind tlio r.urfaco nnd edgu tho lensos nnd guaran tee correct duplication ot lenses. Twcnty-flvo years oxpor luncu. Dr. Goble Phene: Ofc. M.1-W, Hon. a.'Jl-J 700 Main WW HELLO,DORIS. HELEN SPEAKING '. I HEARD TODAY THAT YOU AND WILBUR HAVE HAP SOME TROUBLE-IS IT TRUE? CERTAINLY -T, - AHD I A AM SURE. THAT YOU HI I i i - II IM U t - UPSTAIRS Tel. 140 kM HVi: HTIIAIN Is tho Invurlnbhi result of neglected defects of sight. Clonii attention idiould bo given thu (hlldren as they nro now entering on their school work, Wo adjust glass es to compensate for defects u sight H. J. WINTERS (Iruduiito Optician "Oil Main Phono I Itl-W Wu grind our own lenses Proowutor Contriid let for $3l, uou roibiraled ihiirch. Oswego idannlng h,000 bank building. BY ALLMAN nwhy.no' I DON'T Know WHO STARTED THAT TALK BUT I'VE HEARD fcOMC. VERV FUNNY TMIMG3 GOING AROUNO-I'LL COME OVER.. AND TELLYOU ADOOT IT! -&