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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 2, 1922)
VJl 4.4fflL ,-,- ' THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON hA'M'iidav, .hi:iit.miii:ii u, 1023. Shoulder Sprained, Continues Game SPORTS Slie Laughs at Death &:WtQfF ztm?A ,., ? - BHsarfr-V NEW AIR RECORDS ARE EXPECTED IN ' PULITZER CONTEST OLYMPIC CLUB WILL V,,r. iMinr .n..rsn &. t : -.; rLWT&S&x 1 .-x'- '" I .rV ! fS3 VARSITY CAPTAINS rfV.ji "i ak.. 44 (H " "Www- 4lfggfg'""--- vfi Page Four s $. sKsK&cjkLiiSsViStsi. ixA ' I x . t i ri m Vti f, 7. S. 4 ?.S I " ' i b . ::'L The Office Cat BY JUNIUH rit plappkhs only Don't pnwdcr your nose. In tin) public RIUl, Don't polish your nails In tlin nubile ways. Anil don't display Surh n length of llmh, Don't dress on tho street Am If going to swim. Don't tnlls no murh about "lilm" niul "hi." Don't .nay so often "I'll ray It Is." And don't say "dearie." And don't chow gum And then I'll say Tim inlllennlum'a come,, May wo fly In the face of nubile opinion long enough to nay that thero nrn good mother-In-laws, good slop- niotliorii, and widows who remarry ...! ....I... -.1 .. I. ..- I Ullll ll.illtll 11(1.1 Wl. sW .1 I v Vr &.& lJ vvyV - ' HIMnaMMHM)MaiiBHwJBKlVK-lij!AMiMiKr4 r lv 5JM - Ouvu C C ltumcy o! the urance Ceur.tv N tho polo teams representing Ireland anil .i . Ji to badly sprained that ho mutt Ue: fels bedy. a. -j &.1V0 '' i'f Mnaldsr acalstt Mnnncis mid Customs "In Turkey they now u n criminal In' a has." "In th In country hi lawyer on deavnrs to now up tho district attorney." Sport (iOHii A hatting nvcrago of zero In the no-hlt league consists of plnrh-btt-tins for n column rnndiictor who Is' inking n vacation. Don't send flow ers wo need Joke. Here Is Pitcher Who Disproved Theory That Player Never Comes Back Ball Players Needs I Lots of Sleep, Says i Manager Oaks Club I DirrilOIT, Mich. Sept. 2.--A , speed of 200 miles nn hour, the hlh i est ever ntlnlued liv mini, will he re rorded here during the Pulitzer ulr races, October II. niMirdlng to pre diction miide by nriny nnd nmv of ficers who have made arrangements for the event. This speed. nrrordlUK to the nuth- orlttes from Washington, Is itoo feet a second, or one-fourth tho mnnlo velocity of n .4!! calibre bullet, one of the swiftest of projectiles They added another comparison by saying 'he planes In this contest will fly ulire.ist at a spued four times as great I .s the fastest average speed of any ,'Xi'ross train on the continent. I The two branches uf tho goxern- . nient service hnxe entered 211 planes I In the Pulltxcr rare, bringing the tot al entry list to '.'8. The Pulitzer Trophy rnre. tho cul- mlti!ttlnii nf it Mnrli uf aerial cutilestrt extending over it period of soxorall days, will start from Sclfrloi;d field. near Mt. Clemens. 1 he course Is til-. Olympic dull this e.ir nnd ho rx nneulnr and measures approximately ,ct put n streni: team In the SAN IMIA.V.'IHI'O. Sept 2 (lors of the Sun Kiauclsco tllyinple iluli will be worn on the foot boll field this ear by three former xaislly cap tains. "Put" l.ullmiu. Inst ear's lead er of tho Pulxersttx of California team, Jimmy itrndsh.iw, former pilot of the Pulxeisltv of .Nevada elexen nnd Jack Patrick, IUlM Stuufoid unlx'erslty captulu. The three probablj will play tin positions they filled on their collci'e tenuis, l.ath.uu at renter, llradshaw at ipiarter and P.ttilrk at fulltiai'i, I'oothall fans of the .S.iu Krauili" hay section lire iinxlmis to se l'i three rivals In action tor.elher. pari cularly llradshaw. whose fast If u I work won him the nickname ' llahblt." Ilrtidshuu was i ousld-r I one of the best. If lint tile best. iii ir terb.irks on the const In I'1-11 ami IU2I. Ilnh Kvans, former Stanford ro.v b Is directing; football work at tin . $$ - ! a,x! AUBl v b mtw fMmm miss m&:a;m$msjjw?Wn fifflSram&BBsstf&sz, , l .. ' I.OS ANCKI.KS. Sept. 2 Ivan Ho ward, inaiiiwr nf tho O.iklatid club SAN rP.ANTISCO. Sept 2 "Death Valley" Jim Scott. leadinC nlirher this season of the Pacific of the Pacific coast basohall league. coast baseball leusur-. H dlsprovliiK nays ho bellerea that n player must tho theory that a baseball player never can come back. Onco n world series star, but later released as a has been. Scott has forced hU xva Ket lots of sleep If he Is to play Reed bull. To emplmslzo this, ho hns made a rulo that overy playor nn his club must bo In bed at 12 o'clock "In time of trial," said n Klam nth Kalis preacher, "Wliat hrlncs us tho greatest comfort?" ' v "An acquittal," responded niporson who should nox'or'lia'vo been admit A nnwly married man tells us that his xvlfo bakes tho best shredded blfl; culta ho over tastod. Dill Mead bays tho latett thlnR In "bonoless fish" Is tho fellow who buys oil Mock In a company far, far axvny. "Uur worst misfortunes never hap pen," nays Ilalzac. Do you mean Mister, that thero ain't no coal Btrlke, nftor all? I.awrenco Phelps says ono xx-ay to Ret a lino on tint latest In ncajlgco Is to consult tho fashion manarlncs but a better xx-ay Is to wait for a hotel fire. California legislature enacts a laxv to protect the California nuts. Tho firm class In colyum conducting will omit tho usual wheeze. A MkIK Haider "Novcr nsk your husband for money," counseled tho old married woman. ,"I never havo to," retorted tho youiiK bride, proudly. "Charley's iukIi u dnrllnc. Ho sleeps like a Imliy ull nlKht Ioiik. to the head of the coaU IcaKue In a each night. manner that lias attracted wide-! Six of the plaxers arrived at ttfelr spread attention. . hotel nt 12-11 one mnrnliiK when the Jtolhercd for several years by rbeii- club was playlnc here, nnd said they matlsm that ninilf It IncrejslnRly dlf- ( WPre delayed when tho tire of their ticuit to Ket into muinn, " nll,nioW!o xvas punctured on the some extra pounds of welKbt that did ,,.,.. notj disappear -until tho season rxtus "' c"- They said the) well under way,' Scott spent all of last couldn't help It. Howard fined them winter huntlns In tho forests nf Oro-jparh $2.'. or V n n minute for their Kon and nppeared in fine trim tni.x ,ar,nII0Sfl sprlns. Tho results of M extra j y.. ' months of training were apparent In Mn iUpltchlnB whlch1.aslecna baff-. Ilnrt n nl li.nnMtal lilllArJ fllltt BAIU. ' h " H . . . , that a tra nor should be a Reed ex- on as It once xvas to major leaRuers. . , . . , ... . . ample to his players, not a had one. Scott was air.ons the leading pitch- ers of tho ChlcaRo Whlto Sox In tho days when they were known as the "hltless wonders," nnd xvas one of the first baseball players to don u "nl-j fojm when the ynlted States entered j ill miles. The Pulitzer rnro entrants I n, nK,,st Stanford. California, must rover this course four limes . Santa Clnrii university. St Marx h without n stop. AccordliiR to naxnl 'rolleRo. nnd tho other tenni4 nf this and nriny airmen the especially built section. The (Wymplc dub plax-s ih,, planes now beliiR made ready fnr the .Multniiiiinh nniiiteiir athletic club or i race should establish new records , Vrtl mil for the i lull ihiiiupluiMlili I...!,. ..I. ...'....,d I., n.l.llll.lt. I.. ,t... . ., i t "ill "II i-ii-IH". Ill in in I. mil in mi" ill i vtKISl I Piltlltrer tronhy roiuiietltlon nrei i schedulud fin- Detroit and vMnlty durlni: October. The first of these illl I... .... f ..L.. O, lUti Orilii-.l..i. I i.iii ii ,,ii ,..,nu .!. . i.it,, .'ii.iii , u; . October 7. The ihlef event at the opeuliiR event will be the Curtlss Ma rine idiiik tropuy rare. ntciiiillUR IM(!A, Sept. 2. If your Incoin.- I-. only oxer-xvuter craft ns entrants. ' . i,u,g ,lnil r.on.Oitii rubles a xear The dlstanro to be flown Is about I'M I nnil y(m wmi, ,;am,, you soon will miles. elRht times nrounil a closed ,w n)I(, , tl wUI ,!V((ry ,.limfrl trlaiiKiilarcnitMoof 20 miles. Twelve iallli iv..iii,.nc.. m men. mi tin- Just II im 'b ' " n nutu mi- i" ' i Oilcans ym I i. ii. . c llaiuimmd, Ii. ii i I I Ii r i. u(V. UlllrsX 1 Hum 11, uf I.W .1 t)i- dllt U-X'k yjxzzza&rzzuxxvsuMmt Latavia Decides to Make Gamblinp; Easy flylnt: boaiK nre enlired. Hluiri'.s of the ll.illlc. The Uitxlau 'Snlllhnvn Tnnm tr Have Strontr Eleven the war In 1317 Scott left flrinR n locomotive on desert trains for baseball. Ho began I.OS ANOIM.KS, Cal.. Sept. 2. Thu I'nlxerslty of Southern Califor nia football team wilt piny Its first The second national unm congress ( KVernment, with an eye to needed i hi. i. ..iii ......i ... ... it i will be held here October 12. 1.1, anil, 14. Oxerland races will ho held dur Iiir tho rotiKre-.it. Two of the.su races are set for October 12. They urn the Detroit News aerial mall troph.x race for Jarce capacity uiutll-iuutored airplanes and tho aviation country club of IMtrolt trophy raro for obcr- rovoniie. has granted a Raitibllui; rou- lesslou to certain French Interests, nnd AURiist will sen the opiinlni; uf n Casino which, It Is hoped, eventually will cut Into the popularity of Monte ' Carlo. , I Thu. project is not unpretentious. It embraces tho constritillou or n vatlon typo jtw,. passeiiRerl l'lii-llIH.nillinnl caHtl , ,a:,. the place will be held. Other m-rliil exhlb.J,,f ,0 .mpur,,ry Uulldln for us I on and contests will be hi-ld and In t ., mimmi,r; tllro w, bo ,,,, these tho first V. S army pursuit r!1Plu. ,,., ,,. new ,.,, Rrntip, stationed at Holfrl.li;.. field., ,, J(M, , ,H , K up ,, a , Will play a larK.I part. Lxlsllnc bolul is ... 1... re....vale.l in The pursuit Rrc.ip. it has become ., llwBer rnlralalf.l tosult the most known, is tin. nucleus for the ndxunc-, mif.rl Bl,riipon1 ru(l,r(.t , SUCCESSFUL GRADUATES Are tlte Best Recommendation of O. A. C 'I tils lii-.tlliill.iii nffeis n ili.irmiKli, ii.uiiii, niul slaiid.'ii.l ..In tatloii lit n mM xtllliln I .Mil. nf llie IiIkI. w Ii.miI uhiiIiiiiIi'. It nffi-M training fur tell.'Kl.ito degrocs In: Aierlrtiltum Minos I iiiiiiu-rcn l'hartnnrr i:iii.lni-riiiR aud Mechanic Arts Vocatlnnal IMurallon ''""""r- f'hcmlral Cnfilncarini; lloiiie Kcnnomlci Military tlclonce nnd Tactics It offers lr.-ttr.ltij; nlo In: TIip Bcbonl of Music, l'l.).i.il IMucutluii, Iiiduitrlal Jnuriialliin. I '.ifl Trim Opcim Si'pleiiiber IS. Tor rlnulars nf Inforiiuitlon and llliitratiil booklel wilte in The Reijictrar, Orccon Afjriciillural College, Corvallis, Orcjon . . .. . . . . i oy uovoiini; ins spare nours to piay . seallo:, ug mrm,er of the Pacific In tho Imperial valley xvlator leaRiie, jt0BSl conff,ronrc ,,s faI wllh an where a Whlto Sox scout found him ,uI(lVotl m, w rank we w,, any In the winter of 1901-5 when the Oil- j toam a . ,oagt ,t h a,wrP, ,,y caso team came out to California for i uUmni CallfornIa f00tl)al fan,. vlnter tralnlnR. Students of the school nro looklna Tho young pitcher was slRncd up forward to tho Rnmo with California. nnjl mo n ni. a nl ot t tm AftfAtjilat'k A uiu .mo iu mii.o .uiu.mi imihu..".:.j juctolirr 2S, at the noxv tour ed flRhtliu: nlr force of thu American army and is bernR enljrRed rapidly. New machines ore arriving each week and It hns been learned tho Detroit district Is to bo the army's serial headquarters, at least during summer months. The group soino time oro wa'i brought hern from Texns. The day nf the Pulitzer race will h a municipal holiday In Detroit. Prominent national figures. Includ ing President Harding, S.rretnry Not that it matters much, but tho esteomed Mlddlebury Independent In forms us that Will Plank Is In Chi cago, nttcmllnir the lumber dealer's convention. Mr. Dm k Hunt g Diixbnk Wiilcrpiixir Hunting CoatK, I'linlN unit Cnpi Hood niul ltall llrmiil Itliblxr HooIh, Intb.r Yc-kIs all htleti SweutcrN, (ilotes, Wool Ko mm- leatly nt jf. If. K. Stme, l.ea.llntr ClotlileiH. HIM." YOUR WINTER'S WOOD should, have your attention. Cool weather and storms force prices up. Our fuel is the best, our prices are right on Slab, Blocks, ,Body and Tama oack. Your business is solicited. 0. Peyton & Co. as a companion to "Doc Whlto. "Piano Leg" Smith nnd other hurlcrs of the hltless wonders, his fast ball and tho. number of his strlko outs being notable In 1917, a month before tho npon Ing of tho world series, hut after the Chicago team had clinched tho, Ameri can league pennant, ho nslicj Coinls key fnr permission to drop out .o ho could enter an officers' training camp at the presidio of San Francisco. Ho was given a leave of absence nnd re ceived hln share o? tho world series money despite the fact Hint ho did not play in the contents. Scott secured a captain's commis sion and at Camp I.owis, after win ning fa mo as a grenade thrower, was made iithlotic officer of tho camp. After the xvar ho xvns glxcn n m leaso and Joined tho Snn rrnmlHco club of thu coast league, but made nn great showing until this yeir, xvhen ho gained and malntulned first place among the league's inoundsmun. , w ,u.J. w, ... ..It- nun ...111 ,IIIIU,I. I llf.l'nw U..m..I.. .... 1I-....1... 1 n..- i. i.nrii i Tiiw.i-i, iii-Lii'iiii ..vni. iiu.i nuer.j .......... (l roses sismmn in rasauena as l. ..... ii,.i. i. in.. ., i.....i.. r... ..k. " ' ' . n uil ' haxu been invited Klmcr C. ("Cloomy flus") Hen- 'Tho aero congress Is expected to derson again xvlll coach tho squad bring together representatives of fill and already has made his annual pre-j American cities Interested in treat- diction of a sotslon full of defeats for j Ing a permanent national aeronautic his team. Other members of tho coaching Htuff, however, lire optimis tic over tho team's chances. Sox'oral nf last year's team have been lost to tho school through grad uation. They nro Itoy "Swodo" Kv ans, Charles Dean. Johnny Loading hum, Jimmy Smith and others. With three of Inst year's varsity, hnwovor, together with n wealth of material from last season's freshman team on nsso.Intlon to develop aviation both commercially and for national do fense. IXDIAXS 1'I.AX "COMIIItACK" ItlVKItSIDi:, Cal., Sept. 2. The .Sherman Institute, a government In dian ti'hool, is planning u "come back" In southern California foot ball. While tho school never hns ur- hand, n team eounl In streneih in ii.ciDially been without a team, tho 11121 eleven Is hoped for. Mr. Dm!.- Hunter Dnxlml. Wiilei'iitnnf Hiinllmr ('imls. I'jiulH mill I 'up-. Him. I jmhI It.iU llrmiil lliihliei- llooth, l.ealliir VcMn nil ht)lfh Siteali-iM, (ilotes, Wool Hox now ic-nily at K. K. K, Ktme, Lending Clullileis. l!l-lfS squadB In tho Inst few yearn did lint rank anywhere xvHI) tho callhro of teams turned out at tho school sever al years ago. ilhermnn xvlll open tin. season this year against Whlttlor col lego on October 7. Them xvlll he a motor bus service from the center of Itlga to tin. CasTn'o ! nnd two steamers are In ply between Itlga and llelsingfors. Ilexnl mid '' ban, nil for the accommodation uf ; those who may find Montn Carlo too far away. Also a bank near the Ca sino xvlll give financial help to 'thorn xvhose rating passes a .lose scrutiny , Among the regulations of tip. C.i- j sluo Is ono which provides that any j person desiring to gamble must huxc j an Income of tioo.ono rubles, or "-.- I 4UU u )ear. MAIIi; STIHKC-OI'T IICCOIID AIONTl.'.SANO, Wash., Sopl 2 A I remarknblo strike-out record xxas made hero recently by Klb.-rt l-'lseh. 19-yenr-nld Houthi.iw twlrler nf the White Star baseball te; f Whiles, Wush. In a g.imo with the Monte satin team I'lsch struck nut 22 bat rcrs, and allowed but two lilts, ono In the fourth nnd tho other In the eighth lulling. While Htnr won tlx'i giiiiio, :i tn 1. Kl.ich has lieeu signed I by tho Kentllo leiim or tho I'ailfl coast league mid will report next i spring. Oct results by using class ads. Mr. Dm k Hunter liiixlmk Wnlcnnoof lliiiilltig Conlw, r.iiitH mm nips llooil mill Hull llrmiil llobber IIo.iIh, Leirlher Vi-sIm nil slyleH Sxxi-nter, (ilo'tes, Wool Ho imiv renily nt If. K. 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