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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (July 21, 1922)
THE EVENING HEPBEP, KEXMATH FALLS, OREGON
futimv, xmx ai, i
The Office Cat
The now stimuli wnn mi Irullifiil
ns uutild hi., rim ftrnt ntllur nitki'd
lo Hf hi.r mlMlroift. "Mitt's not n(,
nomtt. wnn tlit answer. VI will
ulnt Iim bmkT intlmit Hid ciillnr. "I
'lnii't Imiiw, iniiiii, slut's nut mini!
Patient: Wlint hIiiiII I iln for
Physician: "L'very evciiltiK keep
rMalltiK In yeurself: "I inn a nlc.lit
wiilrlitiinii, I iim nlclil wiitrhimui,
I mil a nlr.lit wtitrliiiian."
H. (!. tlriii'Bli.ifk nii)M admit tin.
only llilni: that inn In. nit lit tn (iIunIi
rllnlilmiH In u rinsed car In Unit tin
KuritKi nierhunle likes tn use iIiimii
fur a towel.
It In tint front that ro m In a
Fi illicit Imx I linl liriN I'aunt'il most of
i in r jinn h Mlclit.
Iln: Villi lull Ht lltlVi. neon sumo
Irnlt In mi. tn admire or ytiti wouldn't
hao married tut.
Hhi: I did your tiiililliin nerru
In waiillm: tn li' my husband.
Here' a Willi ril)in CiiiiiIih Inr
It was a ciiM unil wintry nlclit
A man stood hii tint iilrret
IIM ni'.eil .')'' worn full ul tears
Ami lili shoes with full of feet.
Th liny stood on tlni burning dock
inn fro I with all In blisters,
tit. burned tin. (inly pants lit. hail
Anil had to wear liM sister's.
, Wo Have It .Vow
"Dnbbs U creating a tempest In n
"lln'il better law off that home,
St. Peter tm1 liail n busy tiny nntl
Onhrlt'l linil nut loafed any himself.
Throng liiul lsltod natit ntnl boon
looked itvtr. Tlinm. whti hail answer
fit tht'lr questionnaires successfully
nntl satisfactorily worn mlinltttMl
Ktir others It wan "going ilown'
Finally when tlu honk worn about to
ho closed fur tint tlay, an Html Hint
liiul belongs tt n newspaper man
when on earth ramu puffing ulnng
"Wlint'll wn tlo with lilm- lh" bonks
am practically closed fur tint tlay?"
nkIiI Peter to Oiihrlct. llefnrn !o
brlid liail any limit to annwir, tint
shade of tlm Jniirtiallnt tlmlilly spoke
up: "Von might label nut 'Too Lute
to ClnHiiIfy,' ami lot mo In anyway."
Ironlzad Yeast Will
Raster it Quickly
Do you feel nil "dragged out"? Can't
sleep? Appetite pourr Doc ordinary
mental or physical rmtlnn leave yon
exhausted? Do you wake up fccllnir
"nil In"? Thews aie dangerous a mp
touts. For they Indicate, that Ihu heat
U saprliiK your energy, strength and
resistance, nml leaviuH you wsy prey
(or all torts ol fcickness.
The thine to do. If you want to over
como fatigue, and huild energy ul once
U to take two lionized Yeait tablets
with each meal. Then watch the results.
Ilcforo you know it that exhausted fecl
Init will havo completely disappeared.
You will be ablu tu tackle nil kinds of
hard woilt nntl actually aijoyit. You
t 111 be amnirdnt the. wonderful chango
it will liHutr (ct it today. To try
lionictl Uwt in Ircly free bimply
mail p - ' ' ' Imiudiis IlDay Test.
Addim Ironuvd Yeast IV, I)cpt. 94,
Atlanta, Ga. lionized Ycat U recom
mended and uuarnnltcd by all good
Momorles Will Mvo When You
Say It With
Flowers for ovory occasion
Klamath Flower Shop
8at Mnln Btivet. Phone 680
Open Sundays 9 to 1
Week dayi, 8 a. m. to 8 p. m.
I'lirnniiiln tin Kitrimy llm ni'iilnctiid
wlfn In '"I'liti Miirliiiinlti'ii," plnyml by
Clnrii Klinliiill Vtinni:, which will bu
hIiowii nt Hut lltrniiil tlii'iilnt tunlKlil.
Ih it rtiiirrirturlxiit Imi In whleh thin
lllflcil iiL'trcNit clvi'ii fri'ii ruin to tint
pi'dilliir tnliiulii fur wbli'li lilm Iuih
lii'i'iiinii riniiiiiiN "Tim Mnrlnnt'tli'H"
ilnulii with llm tniiiHfnrimitlon of n
ilnwily wlft, (Uirvmil hiIiuuIimI mill
riiuntry bni, who hnvlm; throiiKh
bur nii'tili'iutni'iiK of puritiiiiiil iippfiir.
mint, lout bur liUNbmid'ii lyiivi, !
turmliii'H o win It buck iikiiIii. Krom
mi iiiinttructlv'i frump with pomonal
niirroiiiulliiKN iih tlriib in Imrin'lf, Him
MUtlilnnly lilntmnnii nut Inlo n i;ny no
rlnl InittiTfiily, nml httr iiurruuiul
Iiikk tuUtt mi u mulmiiurpliuHlK nn
rninplfltt iih ficr uwn. An mi In
tivltiibltt rt'Hiilt bt'r liuibiiml Ik iimrr
tluiii itviT iittructfil to lu'r. nml Htmd-tlfi-M
wlifii Im r'iillZfH how nttiir ho
rmnit to IiikcIiu; bur. Minn Yiiiitir'h
pnrlrnyiil of tlm rhryiutllH wlfn In unit
of thn mum Intt'ri'iitliiK rnU'H nIu Iiiim
iivnr rrt'iitfil. Thn nuppnrlliiK ciihI Ih
ul tint IiIiiIu'hi oritur. Mint Inrlinlcn
mich well-known ncrrcn fitvorltfM int
fTiirllHit tllbrn. N'IkiiI llarrlf. Klurnnc
AtkliiH nml IMwIii Kimball.
What 'n an onlliiary itni'ak-tlili'f In
n woman briitt cniiuitli to fiirn t lit
taiuiTit without n trnmor!
Ko whi'ii Wmula llawlvy walked
Into Inr llollywoutl Imnm Hut utluT
iiflcnmiiii nrrnmpanlftl by two clrl
frli'inlH, nml hoard ikiIhh timtalrn,
wlut illiln'l faint away, or miyihlui
HAVE YOU NOTICED
What Johnson and Johnson of New
Brunswick 'Says of the Druggist?
"CONSIDER THE DRUGGIST"
lit In mnrit than a merchant a rolleRe-tralncd
hrlculltt, an lnillpeimalil,i Kuanllan of health, a man
wtitxp life-work U Hit. nafety und pleamiru of hlri com
munity, tu appreciation, why not inaku thU your
motto. "ALWAYS THY TIIK DIllIO STOKK KlllST"?
ThU U a Real Dru
"Wt me iiiiIiuii
At tlie Shcii of
WARNING ! Say "Bayer" when you buy Aspirin.
Unless you see the name "Bayer" on tablets, you are
not getting genuine Aspirin prescribed by physicians
over 22 years and proved safe by millions for
Colds Headache Rheumatism
Toothache Neuralgia Neuritis
Earache Lumbago Pain, Pain
Accept only "Bayer" package which contains proper directions.
Handy "Jtnyer" boxen of 12 Ublcli Alo bottlei of 21 and 100 DrugjUU.
iifliU U tin trad mark of Dij-tr Utnufoctura of UonuorllrtcMrittr of iJllcjllcocM
DOINGS OF THE DUFFS
VMjpgjjA 'jrqigjl, iLT sHiyj i guess mr. dobbs and) I I were vougoimgtoI mo. just a "All 'for goodmcss skyWWl
llkij It, Klin (Unruly coiimmntluil Imr
unnnrviid rumpanlonn to nllnnco,
walki'il to tint 'ptionit and Rtiuiinuriid
tlm piillcn. Tht'ii Hint look her IiiihI
tuwmllltn llltln milniniitln out of n
di'itk-ilriiwiir mid miirt'ht'il upHlnlrn.
AI I m it 1 1 ii winy Iiiih n kiioiI purl In
"Tlm Woman Who Walked Aloiifi,"
lint (It'iin: M'llfuril I'armiiounl pro
dm Hon which will open at thn Hlnr
tliiintrn (oilay. Iturothy Diiltun In
featured mul Milton Hill In Icaillni;
"If tlicrn In nellilni: but llm rnrnrm
of llm In u klmi, thnrn'M tiotlilui; to
It worth bavltiK," iiuyn Marin lre-
Tlm obHiirvntlon Ih npropon Imr Int-
ml I'lilvcritnl plcturt.., "KIhhimI," rom
Iiik to thn Liberty theatre, today.
Tlm Htory In nil about kliutoK, one ItlriH
and a fnw othcrH,
"Til" nyi'H, and prnmiurn of tint'
bnniln, tlm nlectrlcnl rurrrnl of fI'
Iiik that flow HiroiiKli air from onn tn
tlm oilier Ih Hut tlilnn that coimtH
In n klHH," Hint ndtlH. "Hlmply thn
prfinurn of II ih upon 1 1 pit In not
worth havltif-; It In purely pbyHlrnl.
meniiH nothliiK and brlncN no bappl
nt'NH. If you want to klitH Hiimt'onn
anil ilenlre them to rnrof-nlzp It iih
hiivlui: a Int of value, Nity u lot about
It with your pyo flrnt."
IvIkkck have from tlmn limueinor
I ii I been .tint Hiibjort of poptiiN, liallnilH
nntl crHityN, but never heforo Iuin u
motion plcturt) hern filmed with
lliein fnrnlHhliiK nil thn material for
tlm Htory, tint title and thn comedy
action. Will wit net) Klioied?" .Miwn!
Currln'N nidi 34 different odorti
In ierfum'N. Currln'H for iIpiikh. 2t
J. V.. Kiuleri & Co. opproclalo
your palronaKo. 14-20 Inc.
to m'mi' Jim"
-, BfcfS '' III M. JUm ... ...l
' , k w S
A. I', HeairifH nrrlveil bnro yim
tnnlay from Medfnrd to attend clr
cult Miurt thin menilm: when Hut
nrnuineqt of London and IIcoIUhIi
Anntiriilico cnrporntlnti nualnitt the
California Oregon l'ownr company
A number of officials of tlm Cali
fornia . Ori'Kon I'owor compnny nr
rlviid Into yeNlerdny afternoon and
thin mornlnc In order lo bn preiti'nt
at tlm arKUinenl held In thn circuit
rourt. Tbny wer: I'n'il II. McKen,
W. (J. Drew and K. K. Innrum all
of Mndford and Hammond IMiloRcr of
Mrn. Ira Orom won n county noat
vlNltor yi.'Ntertlay from Imr ranch
honin on tint hill road to Merrill.
Mr. and Mrn. (I. II. Chamber and
Mr. and Mrn. W. K. IIInncII and
family arc a party of tmirlntn who
Htnppod over at thn Whllo 1'ellcan
hotel liiHt tilcht on their way from
DuiiHmuIr to Crater lake.
Thn pnMnnxi'r travel to Crater
lake n IncreanlnR nt n rapid rain
ncconlliiK tn thn hotel mnnnKPM and
HlnKn men. S'early overy tlay nIx
or morn tourlHtH take thn ftlaK'i for
tlm park, lienlilen tlm numnrouH prl
vntn rnrn which ilally drlvn through
on their way north.
UlrRUBtfd with labor troubles
and Rencrnl condltloiiN In thn cant.
Mr. and Mm. Krunk VatiRhn will
arrlvo here tonight for nn Indcfln
Ho vlntt with their daughter. Mr.
It. J. KhcctN, and family. Mr. and
.Mm. Vaughn aro rutlilentii nt Kan
nan City, Khmta.
K. M. Hotlcnhamex, a member of
tbo beetle ramp In area number 2,
arrived In town last night with K.
I'. Keen, who wa Injured when
hi homo fell with him noma tlmo
yesterday. Keen ha been In charge
of thn ramp until thn accident yes
terday. John Sargent will arrlvo hero 'to
night from Topeka, Kannsii, for a
visit with Mm. Lulu Sargent, and
with Mr. and Mm, A. M. Worden
und duughter, Margaret. Mr. Sar
gant In Npecl.1l representallvn for
thn lledfonl Stone company on tho
I'aclfic cnant. While hero ho will
vlull Crater lako and other points
of Intereat throughout tho county.
Xrcd Howton and C. II. Under
wood, who havo been out "rough
ing It" for tho past week, returned
homo last night.
A. K. Ilelde, who has been In
Klamath FalU attending tho trial
of Frank Ward vs. Klamath county,
left this morning for Lon Angeles.
Mark llanna is here from Port
land to Join lils wlfo who has been
hero this summer with her mother,
Mrs. L. P. Montgomery.
A. N. Wysoni;, traveling for the
Kllham company, Is In Klamath on
a combined business and pleasure
trip. Ilcfore "returning to Portland
bo will visit Spring creek and
(Jeorgo Walton, cashier of tho
Merrill bank, Is a business visitor
Mr. F. A. Sutton is noro mis
wick-end attending to business.
Mr. nml Mrs. Joo Posplsll uro
back In town after two weeks' spent
visiting with friends In tho MUHn
Mr. and Mm. A. M. Heaver and
family of Portland, accompanied
by Mrs. Heaver of Ashland, spent
two days hero on their way homo
from Crater luko. They loft yes
terday for Ashlnnit accompanied by
Mrs. Nato Ottorblen, who will visit
with her mother, Mm. A. L. Harvey
for a fow days.
Mrs. F. U. Patrick, who has beon
spending week at tho summer
homo of Mr. aud Mrs. J. A. Gordon,
returned homo from Lake o tho
Woods last night. Mrs. Gordon
and daughter, Hopo, also canto Into
Drugs: nought right, kept right,
sold right. Currln's for drugs. 20
A moonshlno drink,
WheroVr you grab It,
Muy euro you ot
Thn drinking habit.
DEAF TO HEAD
Newly Developed Science
Will Prove Boon, Writer
LONDON, July 21. Wlrolnss, with
all tho manifold benefits already to
Itrt credit may enable tho deaf to
hear, thinks a writer In tbo current
number of tho Medical PresN, If ro
cint experiments with wireless tela
phony cotnn up to expectation, ho de
clares, then thero Is little need lor
thn deaf to glvo up hope, for by
ineanit of "thermionic" valves tho
very deaf havo been enabled to hear.
Thn author records tho casa of n
man of CO who bad been denf for
many years, no deaf that ho could
only hear tbo shouted voice. Never
theless hn experimented with wlro
less telephony. It occurred to him
that by Increasing thn number of
thermionic valves In his receiver ho
might thereby ralso tha sound to a
degree of Intensity to bo heard eas
ily. This lie tlld, working up grad
ually until ho had fivo thermionic
valves In his apparatus, with tbo re
sult that. ho can now hear his friends
In Paris morti. plainly .Uion be can
a person sitting In tho room besldo
him. Also his hearing for the ordi
nary voice has bcoomo tnoro acute.
Tho Marconi company's jixpcrti'flro
426 Main St
Case 48 Tall Cans, $5.25
- Case 96 Small Cans, $5.15
Until we sell the unsold part of a car of Alpine Milk
which we have just unloaded we will make free delivery
of milk at above price, which is a price you should not
overlook if ou use milk.
Fancy Small Ilroom ....
Fancy MiiUum Ilroom ...
Fancy Iirge ltroom
Pancake Flour, Mick
(iridium Flour, wick
Corn Mcnl, Nick ...
ItolUil Oatx, Mick -
(iridium Crocker, lb
4 K lb". Ctrahiuu Crackers
i)H Ibt. Koiln Crackrin
:?i lb. Itov Know Flakes....
Sob Crockcm, lb. .... .-
10 lb. Pall Puro Ltinl
.1 Ih. Pall Piiro iJiril ...'.....
10 lbs. Dark Kara
3 Hn. Dark Knrti
5 lbs. Light Kuro
Fumy Candy, 11
'II lbs'. Fancy Ginger Htutpn....
it Ibi. Fancy Mlxtl Cookies
Fancy KultctI Peanuts, lb.
y tkg. Ginger Wufcn ........
a pkgs. PaHuin Creams
S pkgs. Fig Sultanas
2 pkg. Ctiocolato Kclairn....
S pkpi. Fancy MUetl (okles
a kgs. Animal Cookies ....
Don't forget we make deliveries at the small charge of 10c for each 'de
livery, "not each article," which merely covers the cost of delivery to us..
We are glad to send C. O. D. orders. Don't hesitate to call phone 34.
tislni; n vnlvo similar to tbo ther
mionic on their "bonnphono" nn In
Btrument for Imparting sounds to
tint brnln by means of tho bony pnrtN
, of thn cranium. It has onnbled n
i largif number of pnrsotm to hoar who
hitherto worn deaf.
Thought baa been glvnn In Kng
land to n unlvorsnl longungo for In
ternational radio communication, but
no definite conclusion! yet havo
Questioned on thin subject flod
.frny Isnacs, head of thn Marconi
wireless system, said hn did not
think Ksperanto would do. "Hut, nt
tho nnmo time," hn added, "wo aro
j keeping In view In connection, with
inu nciiuui.) now tinner consiuoration
for tho ;stablIahmont of wifeless
broadcasting stations, tho possibility
of teaching languages by wlreloss
telephony. I.thlnk thin will b.n high
ly Important part of tho nducallonal
action of our broadcasting programs.
Ono foresees tho engagement of emi
nent professors of languages Tor the
purposo of wireless tuition."
inJSTEfl.nUSTKR. My dog, says. It
you want to trado follow him. Per
Tho Springfield Itcpublican as
sorts that In Turkey tho domlnahco
of man over woman Is still preach
ed. It Is preached In tho' American
home, but tho audlenco goes on
dominating Loulsvjllo .Courlor-
If you own- a phonograph Icaro
your namo and address. with us and
rccolvo freo a regular sized package
of steel phonograph needles. Cur
rln's for drugs. 20
2 pkg. Vanilla Wafers ....a J23
Package Crnckern ........... .10
2 Miiitll Know Flakes ........ JiZ
Ijtrso pkR. Snow Flake.... JJO
1 1). Uoltlrn West Coffee.... .J!!
it IbM. Golden West Coffee 1J23
1 lb. Itoynl Club Coffee.... .40
a lb, lloyul Club Coffee.... 1.13
1 lb. M. J. II. Coffee 44
a lbs. M. J. II. Coffco ... 1.30
1 lb. IIIII'h Coffee 43
2H lbs. IIIII'h Coffee 1.03
1 lb. Folger' . Coffee 4:1
2 !b. Folger'8 Coffee .. .03
11 lbs. Cane Sugar ............ 1.00
Corn FlukeN, pkg, ... 10
Post Toils tlcn, pkg. ... 10
2 pkgti. Shreadcil Wlieut 23
Plut botUo Van Cunip'a
1 lb. Ghiradelll'M Chocolate. .Uil
3 lbs. Ghlrudelli'ii Chocolate .OO
1 lb. Crescent Baking
it lbs. Crescent Iluktug
IN EGZENH SKIN
-Wn Jdttlo nml Orrrcomm Troubln
Almost Over Might
Any breaking out of the skin, won
fiery, Itching eczema, c-.n bo quickly
ovcrcomo by npplylnff Montho-Sul-phur,
declares n noted skin spoclust,
Hccnuso of Itu germ destroying prop
erties, this sulphur preparation In
stantly brings eosn from skin Irrl
tatlon, snqtliM and heals thn eczomn
right up and leaves tho skin danr
It seldom falls to rellnvo tho, tor
ment without dolny. flufferors from
skin trouble should obtain ,a smnll
Jnr of Montho-Sulphur from any good
druggist and use It Iko cold cronm.
Frnnzcns candles, always fresh, al
ways good, always guaranteed. Cur
rln saya so. 20
YKT TIIKV'IIF. FHIKNDH
A conductor and a brnkoman on
a railroad differ ns to tho propor
pronunciation of a station named
The conductor calls You're a
liar! You'ro a liar!
The brakeman ells You really
arel Yon really are!
And tho train ' passongors look,
la Vain for a tight. Topics of thn
WT3 TRADE Tor what nionoy thoro
in In also we like to trade. Per
S lbs. Crescent Baking
Van Camp's Pork ft Beans .10
IS oz. Royal Baking PowdVr-43
2H lbs. Koyal Baking
Pom dor 1.40
3 lbM. Itoyal Baking
Powder . 8.83
2H lbs. Calumet Baking
Powder ( ......................
5 lbs. Calumet Baking'
yun Cnrup'u Hiu
AH kinds, can ,.;..,
Meil. Voa Camp'H Spaghetti
Larg Van Camp's Spog.
Cltriu Wash i'owder .......... 3
Scu Foam A3
Old Butch Cleanser 10
All Laundry Soap, bar ........ -OS
Bull Durham Tobacco M
2 cans Velvet .................... JU
Lucky Strike Cigarettes 13
Chesterfield Cigarettes .. .13
Fancy Peanut Butter, lb. .... JM
1 J. - J.,1
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