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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (March 9, 1922)
"4j iti ) ' t I Page Three THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON TflUItADAr, MARCH 9, 11W3 The Office Cat 111 JUNIUH WIIK.V II) Vnll'r l. Iii)' W'Jiiii young nimi follow mill men' nihlro, U'lii'ti all Kir In tlri'MM In 11 senilhlo wny, V)m itvrrr ily In wnrlli tlm price Ami lionkn urn nil lliclr piilillnlicrn say When goodness ruiinli for morn than rnnli; When hoarding hotnion tense from linuli; Wlii'ii women say Jiint what llicy inenn And men menu what they nay. for sooth; When bfiritn grow fat nnil knaves grow Iran: When lovers ulwny trlt the irulli When tool proof motor ram hnvo t nine Look out for tln millennium In Vlrgiiiln Inn men nrn lniirlon iil In it mini', according to llii' public prln tn. Tlmy ore, ri'pirln Any, In n miiiIIi'iI rhnmbrr, tli nuiurnl torn peniluro of which In 70 degree A two Inrh plpn litis liprti itrlvi'ti through tin rix-k In thin rhnmbor. lliroiiKli which (ooil nml ilrlnk iiri PdHcril. Klortrh' wire nml 11 jmiiiiII I'liTtrln Unlit liillli limn nlno been pinmi'it through tlm pip"'. Till' III ell linvi plenty of freh nlr, plenty of fmiit mul drink, loli.icco nnil mntrhr, mill it Unlit It mny ho M'vi'ral w relit before tonriicr ri'iirli them tn tlm inrnn linn' tin' prlKoniTH :iy Hint tlmy are nil rlr.lit. nml nrt Hurrying. Why nlintilil they worry? No rolit weather, no tnii'K, no hlhli rout vt ll Iiir. no lodging iiiituniolilliM. or tryliiK lo rtnrtVm on rolil morning, no tele phone Mil In the chilly midnight, tin lii, no bother (Iruh hnmli'il them Inlty, without liming to work, II would ln n lllll" illfflrnli (or n to Kit down ii two Inrh plpi', hut uny tlmo tin' Inii feller wnnt u rompnti Ion uk will wilunteer Itt'll Hint laiti'n Viiliitnr Tlm oni'r' I'AKii: In' trli'il lo hook, nan IIOI'NI) to hrliiK tin Ihli'f to HOOK. Vaurn lliilrluni r.i n with tlm tai olf soft drink thi'y seem n trifle tnftir. Tlm United Statin Shipping llniird. In ii pngo ndverlliiiimpnt In n Krent uiiiKatlim (which ign rent IS.OOll of tlm prnio'n money) urgrn us to go to Kuropo thin winter "Tlm Ithlern, I'gypt mid Ihu Mynllr Nile lire rulllng you," tho uhlpplliK hoard nan "Trav by one of your nnu nhlpn, mid help Ainerlciin ludunlry " Wo luive writ ten the I'nlleil Htnten nhlpplng honrd In (ornnrd lit oncn tho neoenary Irnnnporlntlon on ono of our on rhlpn, nml expert to leave next wrek. , A iiiiw Tnli Hnh: "l.ookn like thin ye.ir'n gntiln be n dandy iiiio for peanut nil right." "Although- Hi" winter' klndo tamp, our font pllo'n dwlndlln' Jest Hi' hiiuip how 'bunt yoiim?'' Dr. Gann nny ivhonevor ho nben u rhiirut girl with u now lliidnnu neal i oat, II In nono of bin bunlnenn. Two CallfiirnluiiH huvlug Hiircoodi'd In milking milk from rice, mid u very fulr imitation of meat having boon Hindu from pimnutH, hotisy might iih wolt concentrate on thu leather bind nonn. Wo notlci'd ii headllno llm othor day ruudliiK! "Taken Dog mid Flees". Thcrn wiih nn awful good chmiro for ii typogrnphlcnl error, "Von hhould ntiind by your groc or," argued tho IIiihIiiohh llonntor. "I ulwnyH do when lm In weighing my piirchimeV' replied Mr. Ilouje keeper. SEE OUR WINDOW DISPLAY of Hpilng HIjliM In Shoes for Men J, E, ENDERS CO, Yards of Cloth in This U LssswawaV o 4 i IkSrsT Ww . I YaAswbwbwbwbwbwbwbw f f " ,t WsftT a f' wiuiim KSswawawawBBS bance frocks n taking- jnidt nnd yirJi ofmsttrtal unto thenv wlvm unit liavp minflhtnic of un nlr of Haln anil ronunc about them. Thin Claire Ircck. wlirn Mllmly dropa tho liourfant aklrt from htr nnsef tip, rmrhn quit to Ihu ankle. Anlronomi-rn liuvc ilrniriil t lint tlm moon In tmvi'lltiK fantrr than formrrly Kn'il MrllhrnnniT ruyn clip linn to, In orili'r tu ki'i'f) up with thlii huntlliiK olil r.irlh. An Irntii nnilrr of thin (tnut up lift rolyuin pn'orutn un lth n llttln toy hull Tli ii m, frlcml. mu'II makit It our offlrlut mnrrot TpWlMS jxyy A nun who hnn time to knock han I'litlri'ly loo much time. dlrl of mont liciiillful luck In fuuml. Hho will Kfln nml harp It I'.very day or no the oldenl limn' In the viorl die. or murrlej The rovoher In h7 yearn old. Tlmo (or It to retire. The recklenn lire not wrccklenn; tho wri'Cklrna aro not recklen. GrnH wldnwn of Denver object to being called that III tho directory Nothing green nbout u km widow. The flrnt thing to turn green In tho nprlng In envy of other' new hat. A doctor (IiiiIk dancing ninken wurln on the feet Ho' late Feot uro not tiled In dancing. Ilnrdliig Inn u naddlo homo unmed Demorrnt. Miike your own comment. A gol( club und a hunband make jctrellent rug lieatern. At beauty nhon, nil of It dot's. Money talk, hut lth a Swiss hoii-ln-luw John D.'n will yodel. lliulnoi motte: I'ull togothrr or pull to plccen. Thin In tho one-bllllnnoth tlmo Miirgot Amiulth got her iiamo In the paper by trying to got It thoro. ' DreHfcn nhorter ntill" find, u designer. A far nn wo can nee, there' u reason. Kverylhlng Deem In he pending around tho patent office. One attraction of u big town U llmi- Imvn ninrai flrei. "Average pemon roii.mn Kj miitrhi'A jier day" news Hem. Why not buy toothpicks Salvation .Army fliiilH thero are nbout 1,0(10,000,000 lieallien.s. Thin doe not Include I hose dropping bullous in tho collodion plute. Only tlmo nnmo of n ntiind up for the Slur Spangled Hanuor Ii wh.'ii it In played. Banter bonnets aro trimmed. Now for tho customers! Great U the handicap of u short urmed man lolling fish tales. Henry iiiiiKiM flivver, llopo his Musclo Hhoal bid Isn't one. Ah yo (ink ho was your auto, Tho h u inn n men will not ho lost or won until It Is over. A girl Ik running for congress, Ono moro Mlsn-represontatlvo. Tho white iihiu'h burden Ih tioup. Au opilmlst in a man who thinks tho world U with lilm and ho Is right. lift tho Now York policeman who bit ii robber wnn mud, Advertising lip: Spring Is tho tlmo (or ml vonturoa, Ono iiftcr-dlnnor upenkor wo Hhould heed I tho ono ut our hack door. Germany's broke Hock tier ox kiilrfor. Many will bo rolloved to loam thu minor' strike Is not In baseball. Ono burning problem lH u rhoup cigar. Wo Uvo no objection to n man knnrklni; nt our door In ho (julu uflur hit ruIh In. I'nrhapi tlm corner builnrn In lurnltiK In u corner In tho market. Don't talk your heuil off ami then wcmlrr why you harrn't any. Out of nlxht, out of mlnil. Taxon out of nlKht; tin out of mind Weather hlntltlcH nhow the mean tenip'T.iluri) han hcen worm than Hint Tlm tw allien to nil nurntlonn are our nlde nml tho mronic nliln. Warning lamed by U. S. Sex Detector Held Fake WASHINGTON, March 9. dleware of tho nox detector, aayw the Depart ment of Agriculture. It 1 widely ad vertUod an ono of tho Krontent "mar vein" of tho age, hut there In nothing i, (. the department nniertn In a (or- mul statement. According to lis manufacturers and publicity agentn, tho detector I a smnll Instrument that will unfail ingly Indicate tho sex and fertility of eggs, tho department nays, adding Hint poultry raiser wero promised phenomenal hatches and an hsgh a percentage of femnlen a they might denlro by lis use. "Hut this wan only part of what might bo expected of thin simple hut potent little device." declare the do. partmenl in a recent circular, "It was nald to tell tho sex of oysters, butterflen. caterpillars, beetles, worm mid even the sex of tho anim al from which wero obtained such product a leather and cheese, al though thero would neem to bo little difficulty In the rase of dairy pro ducts. "liven the criminologist was offer ed nsslstnnre, for It wax claimed that tho unfailing littto detective would tell tho nox oX tho person who shed tho blood found on clothing or elno where. Ono mnmifaclurer nald that by nttnchlng n wire to his apparatus nnd running it through n keyhole be could determine tho sex of any per son holding tho looso end of the wire." At tho suggestion of the post office H.arlment tho bureau of chemistry of tho ngrlrultiiro department made test of several turh Instruments with tho result that nil tho manufac turer have now gone out of business. "Ono of tho detectors," continues (ho report, ""as tho elongated, tubu lar, plummet-shaped dovlca made of iilckolplnted iron and filled with n greonlsh mixture of calcium carbon n',e unit nn nlumlnum alt. and sus pended by n fine thread. "Whoii held an Inch above an egg containing a mulo germ tho stuffed tubo was said to awing back and forth like, tho pondulum of n iock; but If the egg w'cro of the opposite nox, tho boh would describe little circles, nml In tho case of an Infer tile ogg thero would be no motion at all. "Auothor ilovlo consisted mf ,o small gldod wooden bull having cavity filled with red lead and cov ered by a small Iron disk, the whol suspended by u rord. The tell (ale motion were claimed lo be tho re vor.to of thoso that Indicated mnlo und female with the other. Instrum ent." Try as tho agricultural department exports would, they could not get the "miracle" to work. Tosts on ogga nnd other thlngH by a number of per sona showed that all tho Instruments wore usolesa, No two persona got the nnmo roaults wth the same eggs and eggs known to bo Infertile gave posi tive Indication that they would hatch both pullets nnd cockerels, NfrTlCH HfhKlAli Hl.Wmo.V KMMATH IIIHK'ATION IIIHTItlCT Notlco in hcruhy given Hint n Hpcc Inl Kleclloti will lm hold on Hntunlny tlm 8th flny of April, 1U22 ,by tho Klamnth Indication Olntrlrt, Klnmnth County, OreKon, for tho purpomi of votlnic upon tho (iiiontlon whether tho nald Klamath Irrlnntlon Dlntrlct nhnll enter Into n nupplemenlnl contract with tlm United Htaten of America which ronlrnct provlden' "A" For tho pontponemunt for tliren yenrn of nnnual lnnlnll mentn of $10,0(10.00 provided for In Huppleinpntnl Contract with tho Untied Htiifn of Amnrlcn, oiecuted .tune 2H, 1020, which othorwlnp wnuld hnvo lit ho ndded lo tho ino 1 n- tenunce nnil opurotlnn chnrtto of the Dlntrlct each year "II" for tho plltnlnatlon of tho penalty on tlm Inntnllmcnt of project chariccn fulllnx duo on ' Juno 30th of each year. "C" For rrodlllnic the Dlntrlit with $30,000.00 In ronnlder.'i Hon for which I ho District nn- numpn tho coft of cnrr)lnn water for the Van Ilrlmmer Ditch company. The polln nhall bo opened nt elKht o'clock on tho mnrnlnK of tho elec tion and nhnll ho kept open until' null uiiw nuiiii ii .-,.fc .,'v Oth UifH r, o'clock In tho nftcrnoon of nald day,""; J when the nnm munt ho closed. I to of It publication May 11th, Tlm Dlrcctorn have denlgnated tboi J,3" following nil Place within the D,. .P 0.IC.23 Mar. 2,9.10.23.30.0.13,20. trlct as tbo polling place for nld election 1st. 'Klarrfath Falls-Altamont Pre clnct. Polling place. Altnmont ranch house, situated on the Northwest corner of the NK"i of tho 8i:U of Section 3. Tp. 39 South. Knngo 9 K W M., being about two miles Southeast of Klamath FalL on tho Main County flosr). 2nd. Spring Lake Precinct. Pol ling place. McUlcllan'n store, sit uated on tho Southeant corner of th BBU of the SKi of Section 1. Tp. () South, llango 9 B. W. M , being on the Main Klamnth Falln-Merrlll County lload. 3rd Midland Precinct Polling 'place, Young' store, located In the town of Midland, Orogon. 4th. Poo Valley-Oleno Precinct. Polling place, Corpenlng'a store, situated on the Northwest corner of the 8Wl of tho SWU of Section 14. Tp. 39 South. Hange 10 K. W M., being on tho Main County Koad through the Olene Gap. ICtb. Merrill Territory Precinct rPollIng place. V B. It 8. Cot tage, known as the Merrill Col lage, situated on tho Southeast corner of the SK'i of the BKK it Section 3... Tp. 40 South. Itango 10 B. W. M, being about ono mile north of the town of Merrill. Oregon. Cth. Malln Territory Precinct- Polling place, residence on what Is known a the Pechenec place, located on tho Southeant corner of tho North half of the NKU of the NE")i of Section IB. Tp., 41 South, itango 12 B. W. M..I being about one mllo Northwest of tho town of Malln, Oregon. Given by order of tho Hoard of Director of the Klamath Irrigation District, at a meeting of said Hoard, held Tuesday, tho Tth day of March, A D. 1922. Signed. O Wl OFFIKLI), President. A. L MARSHALL. Director. T N. CASK. Director. A. L. WIRHAItD. Secretary M 9.16,23,30 Apr. T xotick poii ptinucATiox (Publisher) DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR. Not coat land U. 8. LAND OFFICE at Lakcvlew, Oregon, Jan, 9, 1922. NOTICE is hereby given that Jake J. Btelger, Jr., whoso post-office ad dress I Chllonuln, Klamath County. Oregon, did on, the 8th day ot Juno, 1921, fllo In this office Sworn State ment and Application, No, 0117(5. to purchase tbo Lots 3 and 4 and 8H NWH of Section C, T6wnshlp 38S, Range 14E. Wlllnmetto Meridian. and tho timber thereon, under tbo provision of the net of Juno 3, 1878. and acts amendatory, known a the "Timber and Stone Law," at such valuo as might bo fixed by appraise ment, and that, pursuant to such ap plication, the land and timber there on havo been appraised, at Eight Hundred and Twenty the timber esti mated 600,000 board feet at 1600.00 nnd tho land $220.00: that said applicant will offor final proof; In support of his application and sworn statement on tho 20th day of March. Graduate Foot Specialist At Your Service Consultation and Examination Freo . K. K. K. Store ' Foot Specialists SAVOY 532 Main Street " " CHINESE DISHES-NOODLES SPECIAL MERCHANTS' LUNCH, 11 TO 2 jssaytslsssVtaetfnjSfriMVM WVWWWWAWWmWWWI0WWAAA'AAAAAAAAAm WAREHOUSE n0W0WWW0W0 Located on Siding and Payed Street. Inquire of J. T. Ward. Central Hotel vAtimitiititf'aei 1 022, lioforo Dcrt C. Thomai, U, H. CommlKnlonnr, at Klamnth Falln, OreKon. Any pcrnon In nt liberty to protcnt tli tn purchnno boforo entry, or Inltlata ;i content nt nny tlmo before patent Innuen, by filing corroborated affi davit In thin office, altering fact which would defeat the entry. Thin notlco will bo ptibllnhcd for nlno ronnocutlvo wcokn In tbo Klam nth Uorald, Klamath Falln, Orenon. T. P. LIGHT, llPiclntor. Jnn. 12,10,26 F. 2,0,10,23 M. 2-9 XOTIL'K TO CltKIHTOIW Notlco In hereby given 'that (ho undernlgnnd, an Suporlntendent of Hnnkn for tho HUln of Oregon, In In ''hargo of the annela and affairs of tho Flrtt State nnd Havlngn Hank of Klnmnth Falln, Oregon, for tho pur pono of liquidation, AH pcrnonn who may have elalmn iiRalnnt aid bank aro hereby notified to makn legal proof thereof by filing a duly verified claim, nn by Law pro vided, with tho Deputy Superinten dent of ttnnkn In charge at tho offlro of tho Flrnt Htalo and Savings Hank. Klamath Falln, Oregon, on or heforo tliij 11th day of May, 1922. FRANK C. IMAMWELL, Superintendent of Ilankn. Date of flrnt nulillcatlou February 17 Apr. C. 13,20.27 May 4.11 XOT1CK OP APPOIKTMKVT OP ADMINIftTHATOn IN TUB COUNTY COURT OP THB STATB OF OREGON FOR KLAM ATH COUNTY In tho Matter of the Fjtate of Isaac B. Mitchell, Deeeasod. Notlcn Is hereby given that I have hcen appointed a Administrator of ine i.niaio or Isaac r;. .Miicneii, ae ceased, and all persona bating claims against the above estate are hereby notified to present them to me with proper vouchers attached at my ad dress which Is care of Fred D. Fletch er, No 16, Loomln Illdg., Klamath Fall Oregon, within six mouths from tho dale of this notice. Dated thU Tth day of February A. D. 1922. CLARKNCB A. MITCHELL Administrator of tho Bstate of Isaac B, Mitchell. Deceased. Feb, 9-16-23 March 2-9 Your EYES do more Than Earn Your Living They aro moro than "windows of tho soul" They are the door through which Nature sends her msesages to the mind. The eyes are your greatest source of comfort, of Inspira tion, of happiness. Guard carefully greatest gift. this Consult Dr. Goble 707 Mala Phone, Ofr. l&ttV, rtr.f"s3l'-J SINGER SEWING MA CHINE COMPANY Sole Agent 208 Main St All makes of sewing machines. Small pay ment down. -Easy, terms. Hemstitching, Kilt Urcesmak lug. Heading of nil kinds. Art Needle-work, lUhboa. ,!'oveltp. Hand Embroidered Garments for (he "wc one." We do repair work' and rent any make machine. "Give Us a Call" Phone 511-W CAFE FOR RENT WOOD Is the cheapest thing you bar, pro vlded you mako a wise selection. BLOCK WOOD 3.00 A LOAD Is the hottest, thcroforo tbo best wood for tbo cook stove. SLAB WOOD 3.00 A DOUHLB LOAD Is tbo cheapest for all purpose you get more for tbo money. O; PEYTON eVCO. 410 Mala FhoM 55 ' ZELLA S. JONES Public Stenographer Room IS Ixximl Duildlag Phone 44 CENTRAL AUTO SERVICE Will remove March 1st from 10ft North Hlitli to est Mala St. All Dodge Open and Closed Cars Bend It Chiloquin Stage Bonded Under State Law NEW CITY LAUNDRY Finished Work Flat Work Rough Dry "Pat Toar Dade la Oar B4a' PHONE 154 Corner Mala aad Conger CHIROPRACTIC Removes tbo Cause Pressure on ono or more' nerves at tho points Indicated Is the reason you don't get well. Chiropractic Adjustment re remore thU pressure. Drs. Mallett Jb Mallett Underwood BMf. 7th and Main Phone S3I-J Klamath Falls Plumbing Jb Heating Co. 1178 MAIN St. PHONB 54S-W SHOE REPAIRING Hoaeet Leather Hoaest Work Honest Prices JACK FROST Independent .Shop 119 S. Sixth Work left at Falrview Grocery or 1004 Mala St., will be called for dally Hot Springs NATATOR1UM WARM DRESSING ROOMS, TOWEL AND SHOWER 35c, Children 25c DR. F. R. GODDARD OSTKPOATHIO PHYSICIAN, AND SURGEON Office aad Resldeaoa Pbeaea Ml L O. a V. TKMMJI V j Vq1- II 1 1 II w WOOD Delivered c. o. D. A load j?ood block $3.00 Single load " " ?5.00 Double load " " $7.00 Pine slabs, 16-inch, Double load $5.00 WOOD AND HAY FRANKFORD 99 Mala St. Phone 73 MOVED We are now at 623 Main, with United Clgar Htoro Wortley's Taxi Service pno.B ir. RAINBOW ""SWEET SHOP BRRAKFA8T8 AND LUNCHKON8 HBRVED .SOFT BRINKH. ICB CRKAM AND CANDIKH Winters Building Phoae 10S-J rRICE, HILTON OARKfTrT lropriotom COE'S AUTO SERVICE Oa aad after March 1st ue will I be located nt Waldorf Billiard Parlor PHOXB 10M DR. J. a GOBLE OPTOMETRIST OPTiaAN 70 Maki St. Phono 133-W Wa fit aad grind glutei, Dupli cate broken lenses, ropalr frames. 0 KLAMATH P03T .Vo. 8. American Legion meets In tbo basement ot tho now courthouse on Main Street on tho first nnd third Tuesdays of each month. x-servlce men aro Invited to at tend tho meetings. Dr Fred Westerfold, Commander, H. E. acts. Post Adjutant nnd no lle! and Employment commlttoo. Dr. Gerald F. Warren DENTIST Fcmaaeatljr located at DorrU, Cal. Specialist la CROWN AND DRIDGE WORK Price Reaaoaablc. Work Guaranteed , Klaausth Falls Cyclery We are here to servo you and lm to serve you right. Motor cycles and Bicycles, Parts and Accessories, Tires and Tubes that will stand your Inspection, as we carry the best In our line. Ro palr shop In connection with Hsrley-Davldson Serrlca. thone ara 110, Mala St. Klamnth Falls C. E. DISMARK FRED WESTERFELD Dentist Phoae 4JII-W X-RAY LABOItATORIBS LeoaUa Bldg. Klamath PalU J. C CLEGHORN CIVIL ENGINEER AND SURVEYOR Phoae ISsVJ 183 8., Riverside DR. H. J. WINTERS ' Graduate aad State Registered OPTICIAN Nineteen years hero In buslnesi We grind and fit Glasses Duplicate broken Glasses Prompt Service est Equipped Optical Store In Southern Oregon ' 714 Main Street DR. C A. RAMBO Dentist I, O. O. F. Building PHONB SI Excavating Teaming .Let, ns make you a price on digging that basement or othor excavating you contemplate. Wo also do team work of every de scription, ft PaTONl 4M-J A u 41 II 1 . iSi ,