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IIV JUNIUS
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Why dor u haircut nlwnys (out
I bo sahio no mutter Imw much hnlr
you have?
Why rtiu'd n barber ulwiiys uak
you It you shnvn youraoUT
f Why !h no Imrlitir over satisfied
with tho weather
Why does no burlier ever have a
fj)od word fur tlm lint follow that
cut your hnlr?
Why ilncn n Imrliur always try to
porsuado you to huy out tho ahop
when ll you want l a ehavat
Why dooa a barber, when drying
your face, nlwuyn overlook that lit-
tin corner of your carT
Why doi4 your nono nlwaya ho
In to tlckln Just as noon your
hands 'are lucked uudor tho cow
ing! Why I ttin foot rout on the
ahlno-a'tajid alwnya too mall tor
your feet?
Why doiM the nlillni hoy alwaye
bate a Vigorous argument, with the
other alilnu hoy right In tho mid
din of polishing yuur shoest
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Why 'la tho best-looking maul,
euro ilrl alwaya working dowu
t the other end of the room?
0, H. K. In Life
Dr. h, I). (leas aaya year ago,
the teat o( aktll was tho ability to
remove an appendix, now the teat,'
la to adjuai a rurburetar. i
Another reason why n chicken
crosses the atrret la because ah
ae a ehp over there who may
buy her a Coco Cola.
At any rle, modern sklila makn
far freedom of the high sera,
"A telephone pole never hlta an
automobile In self-defense," para
rapha the Toledo lllude. Possibly
not, but considering the erratic,
tendencies of lonw of the drivers
you manaRA to avoid, rould you
blame them If Ihey did."
There la olwnya one HiIiir that
baa to wait for a woman. Yoti
Ruened It rlRht the flral time. It
la ber huaband.
IS, T, t.udden anya many folka
like to poke tun at thq man with
No. 11 foot, hul'moal Roncrally ho
doean'l auffer from coma. After
hia feet Ret that hi, ho Kota hla
ahoea 'large ciioURh, A alia orMwo
doean't 'mnkn any dlffvronco to
him.
1AV r, Til Klnmalli lalU
Vamp, Ha
Thero'a never .i cloned acaaon for
booba. .
HoimI Mo, Hny Vt'o '
(UldoRraphed on Mnlu atreel.) ,
Dorethy: "Motlior, why cun't
they mako dlahea llko they do Iroj
cream coiioa, ao thut you run cat '
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'r1mmTm TrnnfnTcTtTTmTianSnn. Thla rut End beauty
them when you nrn through (ho
meal? Then wn wouldn't liar to
wnnti tlm dishes."
Wouldn't II?
It would to nl'co'
If wn could, buy
Our Hiimmor Icn
In wln(er time,
Hliing Agitlu
"Why didn't you urrest thut
motorist? llo wiin Kelni: On mlton
mi hour."
"llo mild Ilia Iioiiho wait tiflre,"
roillil t lio vIIIuko constable,
"Oh, that's different."
"Hut I didn't recollect (III tit
il ii r nod cutflsh waa out of sight
Ihiil ho doesn't live hero," ,
Very fre'iuently rich purents
mnkii poor parents, upliirn C. W,
Kberlelu,
Home people seem to Ret alona
very well without hundn or fool,
but wn don't undurntand how ao
many arn abln to cot nloiiR with
out liralna.
illin6is c. of c.
plans practical
aid to business
CIIICACJO, Jan. 19. -Tho llllnola
Chamber of Commerce has undertake
im to do on n stain wide scalu what
local chnmbera of rnmmerrn have
been attempting to do for each Indiv
idual locality, that of supplying fact,
and figures to prnspectlvii new bjisl.
neaea rontemplatlnii lornllon within
thn ataln, nrrordlnR to an announce.
ment madn here today by Harvey T
Hill, aucrutury of thn Mutn orgnnltn
Hon.
Mr; Hill ray,) Hint tho Htntn Cham-
her of Comm'erru also hopea throuRh
thla movement to keep rltlea from
lieeomlnR lopsided from a buslnca;
atandiKilut and to assist In brliiRlnr
lamo of the rltlea that urn I ready In
thla condition buck to normal, llr
cites aa a Reed Illustration of thli
thn coal Held of Southern Illinois
where cllle, of 20,000 cuu Im found
with coal minion an tho only Indua
try.
"WJiat huppena when thn ml lien
abut down?" Mr Hilt asks, "The en.
lire population la Idle," ho unnwera
"Wn will attempt to give Ml In
formation to business enterpriser
und rltlct ao that the Industries may
be dlvoralflvd throuRh the analyitnp
of condition that eslst or Rive pros
pect of existing at tome future time,"
he anld.
OREGON BASKETBALL
TEAM IS LIGHTEST
ON PACIFIC COAST
UL'ttlCNK. Jan. 19- t'niveraliy ol
Oregon, undefeated basketball
champlona In the Northweat Confer
encit laal aeaaon, will enter I92S mm
petition with what la believed to br
the llRhteit and amalluat colleRK team
on tho coaat and one on which alight
hopea are placed.
(lreatly weakened by tho Inia of
tho Incomparable Kddlo Durno. tiny
forward wtioaa work won him all
coaat and all-nofthwrat plai-emcnta
for threu eeaanna, and Nlali Chnpman
tar Kuard, tho lemru-yellnw quintet
wilt build on Its favorable ao!-elulr
thla year for 1923, according to
Coach Ocorge M. Uohlor.
The Oregon achedule Inrtndra 20
conterenro Ranges. The exceptional
number of Ratriea to be played offerr
un opportunity, thlnka Ooarli llohlcr
to ahlft hla llnoup many llmoi and
It la probable that between li mul 15
men will make their IctMra In the
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CONTACT IVITH
IVOR. .
Itcgular, .from lntt yca.'a sqund
will not be avallabln until tho rilurn
of thn 'varsity from Hawaii .with
"Hunk" Latham, rangy center of laul
year's aquad, Hill Itelntiart, r.unrd,
and Hal Clupmnuii, who Is expected
oven to surpass his brother Nlrf.i at
gutiril.
In games played during; tho.nollday
'laruitormlne trip thn coach ma le
several finds among last year's fresh
men and second stringers, Hut one
letter man, Mark Latham, made tivj
trip.
llurnett, who haa been on the
squad, haa Improved and developed
Into a shifty man at guard. Don Zim
merman, third year man, will a ho
play nt center. Other available ni'in
aro Coach, Heaver. McMillan, lto:k
iey, Alstock and Ooar.
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Wipe Out Illiteracy
HAN KltANCISCO. Jan 19. Btcps
Intended to wipe out tho "black
pota" of Illiteracy In thn Pacific
Coast and Ifocky Mountain : states
will be discussed at a conference to
bu held here Kobruary 3 and 4.
Delegates from educational, politi
cal, social and civic Interests of clov
en western ataten are expected to at
tend. The conference Is to bo held
under tho nusplcca of the Illiteracy
commission of the United Slates.
Illiteracy can bo reduced by a ays
tomatlc campaign of education, ac
cording to Arthur If. Chamberlln,
iccrclary of tho conference commit
tee, "Contrary to popular belief, largo
numbers of Illiterates aro not foreign
born," Mr. Chamberlln aald. "Many
native Americana havo escaped the
educational advantage, offered and,
although they apparently apeak and
conduct themselves Intelligently, they
cannot read or write. In California
Meno appoxlmatoly 3.3 per cent of
tho total population la Illiterate."
Anionic tho speakers at tho confer
once will bo president David 1- liar
rows of tho University of California
and Will C. Wood, statu superintend
ent of education.
END OF JAZZ DANCE
AND FOX TROT SAID
TO BE APPROACHING
CHTcAOO. Jan. 19 "Tho'JnH""
la slowly but surely Rotng Into the
discard, according to a statement
Issuod hero by Kenton Ultf. of 'Pay
ton, Ohio, director of danco reform
of tho American National associa
tion,, masters of dsnclng'. J 4
"The Tox trot' Is tho dance that
rocolYo the moat abuso by the
dancor," said the statement, "and
It la tho 'fox trot' musc as.'wrtlten
und played In Jf-" fashion, that
causes tho s dancer to abua'e ' thla
popular dance." ' There la nothing
wrong with the 'fox trot' or the
stops In the 'fox trot,' but It Is a
concoded fact among all teachera
of , dancing that the oriental sug-
Kostlvoncsn and broken time in the
tox trot Jats music, together with
the lack of sufficient supervision,
la responsible for the downward
trend ot the' dnce.
"The American National, asso
ciation ot Mastora ot Dancing be-
gaiTJ v6 "em ''ago to work for
cleaner dancing. Hundreds of wel
fare association?,,. thouiandT of edl-
lege deans, police women every
where, end. finally tho public dance
wik ....lil-l..'.. .'. 11.1.4 l 11.V
nan yrviiriatvia tisivu ih vmv
work with ui. We ll feel' and
bopi that Utt oreit et tb wv ot
tl dlUHstlNf WtllllHl 'Jill' Ml
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boon reached, and reports to us
from ovory part.pt tho country .j
lififitv '1nnn r4astlnsV artlsiBflatBi Im.
Ing started everywhere.
'All exaggerated movements, es
pecially of tho upper parts ot the
body, aro In very bad tasto In social
dancing, and aro nevor found with
Iruo refinement and culture."
Six don'la aro given In tho
statement. They are: j
'Don't permit vulgar Jatz to be
played.
"Don't permit young men to hold
their partnera tightly. J
"Don't permit partners to danco
with cheoks close or touching.
"Don't permit 'nock holds.'
"So-called 'shimmy' or 'toddloV
dancing should, not bo tolerated.
Don't permit dancers to take
mp MTrnntlimlti. Innr n ilinpl
either exceptionally long or abort
ateps."
No Automobiles in
3 Kentucky Counties
KltANKFOIlT. Ky.. Jan. 19. '
Thrco Kentucky counties contained!
no automobiles of any kind on July:
I, 1920. when the assessment of,
taxes for 1921 were made, accord-
Ing to the annual report of .tho atato
tax commission. Theso wcro tho
mountain counties of Knott, Lealle
and Clay.
Six otber counties had no motor
trucks, although a few automobiles
wor, listed. They were: Owsley
county, two passenger cars valued
at $550; Powoll, 62 passenger cars
valued at 119,325; Ilockcastle, 103,
paaaengor cars valued at $38,970;
Jackaon, thrco passenger cars val
ued at $700; Magorrtn, four pas
senger cars valued at $700, and
Hreathltt. six passenger cars val
ued'at $2,150.
All ot theso counties aro in the
mountainous section ot the state.
CAPTIVE IS RESCUED
American, Held by Mexican Uan
dlta, Kreiil After Vlglit
WASHINOTON. D. C. Jan. 19.
Tho news of tho capturo and tho lator
reloaso of A. C. Stllos, American Min
ing engineer. In Mexico, reached tho
state department today. Stiles was
captured near Chlhuuhun, January
n..by,.e, band of robbers and hold for
$10,000 ransom.
The Chihuahua governor immedi
ately organised a constabulary band
and pursued tho abductors. Tho ban
dits woro overtaken January 13, near
Santa Kulalia and Stiles was rescued
after a tight In which one bandit was
ahot.
100 Men's Fine .Caps on salo at
75c-r-. K. K, Store, ,
. New Minister
Counl LKlo Szechenyt haa been
appointed Hungarian minister tp
(he Vnltrd Butts, according to re
ports from Budapsit. tie U now bt
Washington. CountsM Meeheayl
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Itinnovra (fin Cnnaa
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I'renaure on one or moro
norvca at the point Indicated la
tho reason you don't get well.
Chiropractic Adjustment ra
reraovo thla pressure.
"Drt. Mallett & Mallett
Undenvood nid.
7th and Main Phono 531-J
DANCE
AT MERRILL
FRIDAY NIGHT, JAN. 20
Good Music by
OKEH ORCHESTRA
HYDROTHERAPY
Violet Hay Treatment and
Masssge
Hit. OI.IVK W1LSOX
1028 Jefferson fit. Phono .2J:J
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The White Lunch
Home Cooking
A Specialty
CHILI CON CARNB
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SUNDAY
CHICKEN DI.VNKR TSc
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NEW BUICKS
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Phnno 77
. DENTISTS
Dr. E. G. Wisecanrer
PnONB S54
Dr. P. M. Noel
P BO Hal 4
Over Uaterwoofl'e
eve aad Mala Streets
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PHYSICIAN AND 8CHOBON
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Phone 17W Rooms 1 sM I
1711 White BeJldlaaL,
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Cold Weather
Ceming:
Let Us Replace Your
Broken Class
E. C. STUCKEY
Uth and Pine
Phone 477-W . .
DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic, physician and
Surgeon
Officii and Residence
Phones 32'1
I. O. O. F. Temple
C. V, FISHIiR, M.Drk
D)SRAHE8,OF TOR BTB.
KAB, NOSB AND TUBOAT'
QLASKBS FITTKI) AND
FliRNISHI-aj
Phone T
ntO Matii Street
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DR. GKRAIiD F. WAHRRN
DENTIST
Peraenantly located at
Dorrls, Cs4f.
8PKCIAL18T IN drowse
' and UridgQ Wo
Prlcei Reasonable. 'Vfork
auriits4
DR. J. G. GOBLE
OITOMKTIUAT OPTlblAN-.
700 Main Nt. l'hono 1M-W
We fit and grind glasses, Dupli
cate broken lensea, repair frame,
TAMALE PARLORS
Chinese Needles
Spanish Dishes
240 Main St
NEW CITY LAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY
"Put Your Duel.
la Our Swb"
PHONE 154
Corner Main and Coafet,
Holliday Dairy
Wholeaale and Keuil
I'aatarlzed Milk aid Cream.
Phone 5Q1-J.
Excavating
Teaming
Let as make yon a price oa dig
glng that basement, or other ei
cavatlng yon contemplate. We
do team work of every deecrleiloa
Phone 426-J
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Pbyaidaa aad Sorajeoa
WhIU Dalldlag .
Klamath Fall Orege
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WELL DHILLEHH
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Phone 576-W.
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Corn's Auto Service
Hudson, Buick, and
Dodge Cars
Country Trips a
Specialty
PHOTO lea
United. Cigar.Store
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FILZ' SCHOOL OP POPULAR
MUSIC
J have conitructed thru years of
experience' the only ecarse .that
teaches yon to play the plaao by
NOTE and br EAR In 10 to 20 lea
sons. Write for particulars. 701 lltb
St., Klamath falls. Ore. Phone 37R.
Charlie's Tire Shop'
GAS and
OILS
6th & Klamath S&
L. D. Gat, M. D. ,
KYE, RAR. NOSB AND THROAT
UliAHBKtl VUH?IIHHKU
I. O .0. F. Dldg. Phone ll-W
rtooms 202, 203, 204
Res. White PeUcaa Hotel. Phoae 0
6th Street Bakery
"BETTER
BREAD"
126 S 6th Street
Klamath Fall. Pluml
ing & Heating Co.
I ITS MAIN ST. PUONB 548-W
FRED WESTERFELD
DKNTI8T
Phone 4S4W.
. X.Ray Laboratcr,,
fcooaala BU., aOaaaa FaUe'
DR. C. A. RAMBO '
i. O, On, Helldsai
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KLAMATH"
FLOWER SHOP
H4 MAIN BTRKKT
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Uttjkf KsasaatBvli JMtsI
MBJk American Legloa geeetsi
mflhW lu the basement ot the
Bg new courthouse oa.asss)i'
Street on the flrat arid third TuvesMsj'a
of each month.
Ex-sorvlco men are Invited to at
tend the meeting. .
Dr. Fred WesterteldJ CosamMMr.
H. K. Gets, Tost Adjutant and. Re
lief and Employment committee.
Premium .,0airjre
Oldeaa,, RtalkrMUyltwsni
Ranch Phone 22F2
Office P,hone 490rJ.,.-
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BI7 Mortimer 8t. PJioae S4I-W
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Mfg. by HARRY TBLPORat .
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CHIROPRACTOR
Ihr. IO. Brtgi, ,,,
fHt First Stat and Savteg Baak
BalU 101
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CIVIL BNOIN1BR AND '
80RVRTOR , .
Phone 1J 111 ft, RlvertUe
DIL.L,L.TRUAX.
WARRVN HUNT HOeVITAL
Diy Pkoaws, at N1M nee m
CHIROPRACTORS
Dr. Herbert B. Mallett
Dr. Oeo. B. Mallett
Offle over Underwood'i '
7th Main PBoai IIH
KUtaath Ledge No. 1S7
I. O. O. F.
Meets Friday night of eack'wieki'kC
I.O.O.F. hall, 6th and Maltf etreiee.
w. c. Welle Noble nrteig
J. E. Seeds .Vlce-Qraad
Nate Otterbeln .-.Secretary
V. D. Cofer. ;Trearer
EWATJNA RNCAMPMBNV "
Meets Tuesday night of Mc&vwMlr.'
J. V. Brewbaker Chief PatrUre
S. n. Itedkey Senior Wardea
Claud Carpenter Chaelatn
N: D. aiOabach Sjert'
Nate Otterbeln , ....TTeaaarer.
DR.G.A. MASSEY
Foirtk am PIm Mi.
la Warywaggt.Hetfltal.
Off- PkOM 4t7-Rea. PfeaM Jllit
DR. T.C CAMPBELL"
PHTHCIAN ANB fCBBBOW
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ReMdeace PUa Bt.
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Phoae IM J
DR. W. A. tBONAB
Deetlet ' -
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Surgery aad dlssaeee ot the
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Kkawtk Falb CycUry
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We are hero' toeerve yea,- eat
aim to eerve yon right. Motoreyelee
and Bicycles. Parte aoA Aceeeortee;
Tlree, and.. Tn,bee. tht wllU,tUi. .
row, Inspection.' ul.wt carry "he
6eattn eer-IIae. Reaalr-aher
coaecilo with Harley-Davteeo
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110 Mala St- ... Ktaaaath raab
r. O. B. BUMARK
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