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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 5, 1921)
T ' I . 4) .- 4 : 4 "t . fi, v ; ji a jcnm ggfeww G flBRAfcP, KLAMATHFALLS, OREGON I BATU11DAY, NOVEMIIER 0, 1M1 r"1 . ' - ' . t 'I I fife Office fog bbBXL .BSmSmi 11V JCMUH win'sruiis at Tin: confix- , TIONKIlii IWtoat ,tho caramels whispered to the tripod candy: "When you got your growth stippoFo you will bo harbor poles.' (What the throat lozenges whisper ed to tho lemon dreps: "Let us en Joy today, even If wo nro to bo 'down In 'the mouth tomorrow," iWhattlib weary Bpoon whlsporcd to the fourth dish of Ico cream: "Sho must havo an clastic tummy.," (What tho glass of water whlsplrcd to'tha table: '''Wonder If she expects every street of Hfo to bo pavod with Ice cream bricks?" JWhat tho little girl wUh thejwnjr WDMperod to tne sticK ot supeu Jliii "You're next." ' IWhat the fountain w'hleporod Of the'offuslvo young ceuple: "Mum's tlieiwordi Sho will do tho milking .Tj... 111 t.rvl.1 , tnll ' UjVU Wilt uwm tuu !'! ?s . 'According to Prof. Elnstoln "Amer IcSfis ruled by womon." That's why ABMrica IS BOTDUCll iiho uinur -uuu tries. I "' ' " Outbursts of Everett True By Condon lJ(J-vvvvvrvlV-l"lll"ll"lJ -l..r-J . .a-. fz. "0 rZ i wiyj.S-S 4-i J" . ILI A & jiDrlnk toThVonly'with thine7 eyes: I'm' oft this homo brew stuff. '(Ross NIckerson, tho general man ager ot tho'stHko"dofying lunch lay on?, Is one general who doesn't mind I counter attack. KjDon't postpone unlll tomorrow th meanness you can cut out today." i. ' 4Tho Itch to spend money keops ov efybody scratching. S V"i told her I was going to kiss her o&ee for every step' of the way home." rVAnd what did she doT" frSho went upstairs and put on a Milter skirt." Silt you boast ot your good-fortune you're a awell head. If you complain C:your 111 luck you'ro a soroneaa? If you laugh at all your Jokes you're sVtap head. If you laugh at nono of ikwrn you're a bone head. uturct 9. truxs E-rr-- "SAX Pr!onS' M.ee-T j Sefuoo ACcroNT mm -V CtTY TODAY ' n ' "" l" a JbbbVbW-b ! t bbbbbbbbbbV . IM 1 I -JsmKUss I . wZMBsMfM1 11 ,3" A v when thoy hold a colobratton and (lodl'cntort to tholr llttlo vlllagd ot Wliltoiinll n ten-root wooden monu mont, sot up on tho main tou'it, dar ing tho prouil Inscription, "Cotitor of l'oimlatlon, U. 8. A. 1020." But tholr first flush df'oxcltomcht' n'nd prldo sUddonly changod to lament and disgust when Professor W. A. Cogshnlt, Indiana University iiHtroiw omor, camo out to Owon county, nnd after a fow nights of ''sar gnzln ," as tho natives callodvlt, dotormlnod from astronomical calculittlons that an old beech treo In a hlllsldo brlur patch on Russell Robinson's farm two nnd ono-half miles west of Whltohnll nnd,olovon mllos west of llloomlng ton, soat ot Indiana University nnd former center of population, was tho now hub ofrtho nation. .From thnt day lo this tho natives havo had no Intorosl In .their sudden leap Into nattonnl limelight. Oliver Ilanard, who lived within 200ynrds ot tho old beech trees, has moved out. Ho nerved notlco that tho contor of population Is no placu for tho rent' profiteer by moving two miles down thb road, whoro ho gets n houso, bnrn. gnrdon and pasturo freo. Thuro, within 300 yards of tho contor ot population,, tho flvo room bunga low "ho formerly u ocWplort stands, wanting ,a renter at "jr por month, (lardon, 'orch'ard, pasturo, heavily laiicn walnut tr'c'os In 'the front ynrd, 11 big' porirmmon ; patch' VlowrT thu roadpaw-paws, saulffols within gun Hhot, fish In tho Llttld'Uaccoon Creak nearby, only two miles from whoro n Vlitto llghtnlu' stiff was raided re cently by govornmont ngonts, nnd with a church only u quarter ot n mild nwny1 hoilao, barn and all for flvo dollars a month, but not a rontor In Bight. Tho housing situation Itf not n problem at tho contor ot popu lation. . . 'Dun Hannril lian been urged t6 o'V6n lip n cAld drink stand In' connec tion with his blacksmith shop, which Is tho nearest huslnoss establishment lb' tho 'population beech. Ho norvos Ah n'fieo Information buroail for sookora nttor tho (pntor ot iopuln- rtlon, and Aymp.ithctlc, woll mlndod traVolerH liavo pointed out to his thnt his pop stand would bo tho business1 huh of tho country, stratoKOtlcnlty locatod for national trade from north, south', oast and west. HUt Hon In sists tlmt tho 1020 census can bring no good to tho pooplo ot OwcnR tounty, Indiana, until thoy tnkn tho contor ot population nwny from that ""consnrnod' old hooch troo (imp put It back at Whitehall, whoro it would bo coHvcnhint.innd whoro It ought to havo been left in tho first plnco.' Tho last Cornish tin inlno 1ms boon closed down, hecauso thu mining of tin under cxlHtliift conditions has boon found unprofitable. 'An Industry which wait tho oldest In (Ireat llrltnln, htavnkJb'ofcji cnriled onbith"6'"Phoii nfcIuiiH long iioforo tho invasion of tho Itotmtns, now Is practically 6x tlnct, with tho result that nearly l06,OQ0 minors and tholr families nro In nrcat dlBtrcsH, Alahn 1 hut Idle UotMr work! Pu It In H'f hnnri. fCEEPING FAITH kiiii fur-' I . wan tfoc PUBLIC t v In vryjkhing mu' in our Advert ments has placid1 its where' wt are - today. Constant, ly 'improved 'opti cal Servide l With Winter skill and quality -in each pair of Gl&sUi ftirniahe'd, ?V; au siired to all who are 'in need -of Glasses, SEE US AND, : SEE BEST, H. J. WINTERS OIIADUATB brWoiAN Phono 140-W 712-714 Main Sacramento, where ho will attend importifit- -n06tInV' of "INortho'ft B. B. Magee says another question i ha nnvnr hpnn satisfactorily set- whentdocTlt'bcgln and when (Iocs If ld? t ' , Anertlle Reason a young father, 1 1 -look bo happy with his first baby Is Je&that at 'last the has got something j r , ' Probably Henry Ford is Inventing u that' eyn the tic cow) to feed bis dlvor ' jifatSfttpek. . -10 MAY'HAVE BRTTKIl LtCK " "l Regalia correspondtSnce of Rogers Arkf) Democrat Sirs. Albert Evans "jidldn't havo good luck wlth'hor Incu bator. She had only 30 llttlo chicks, ' l :l,A-atiA ! intniintnH nnil ithn.tft SAt- , - .. "w - ...-. 1 . .1 1. 1 1, - .JrtJ Ukff agalir. for an Cnllfnrnlft-hftnfcnni -Charles Roberts., of the .Bedford arocorycomrfany, was In Dorrls'ono Ji .'. '. ,..J ' ,.CUt -3. .lirr. jr: uay(iiiis wuuk euuctiiiiB uiuun. C. rilOFoll.hnd' Our'Quackbnbush havo returned 'from Mcdford. whoro thoy droyo tho first of tho wook for n truck load Of Apples. -Oamlnottl fe Rlnohnrt nro finishing heir lu'nibor hnul froni tho M9C0I- ttm mill tinnr ICrnn. nnn wilt donnrt soon'for tho libuth'. whoro -ihey' Vlll spend tho winter. Charles Coopor of Macdoel was a busltreis visitor In Dorrls yesterday, i Hunters who havo been trying fh'olr luck tnh6ykrahomdrtrlct have returned homo with liberal bags oVduckaiandtgeesi. Ducks are espe cially plontlfui this season. Gcesol are. Just-beglnnlng to inhabit vtho grain' fields. A J Win OF II .S. 111 011 ir TO II y ULOOMINQTON, Ind., Nov. 6. . Nowhero is a return to normalcy more evident than down in Southern Indiana at the center ot population ot the Unltofl States. Thd old famil iar "house for'' rent" sign is hanging outand at Bm Ranard's blacksmith bop the Hdocler villagers are whit tling on goods boxes and speculating on whothnr or not thn earth is round. Just as thoy did beforo the war. It will be'a: long time before thoy quit talking about tho groat day "ilA- t ! i&r xW x-i . MM ARA IV MI.S nwr vTwnrv LeayeYour Filttis V Before 9 O'clocK-Ydur fr3Bcfir rlaSto af 6 fv I ( V )'? 00' per cent of all Automobllo troubles are causo4 by poor -'carburetlon and at loast SO percent' of this can be over come by using BAYFIELD, bringing your motoring in- ueonveJieiJoeW o a minimum and you can still further re duce your troubles by having "yon ropalr work dose by REX RENNER at "White Pelican Garage WOOD Tho saw mill:) nro closing down and your choapost wood will soon ha gono. ONLY A FEW DAYS FOR GREEN SLAB ; $3.50 per Cord Delivered $1:00 per Cord at Mill Wo handlo nil kinds ot wood, wh61osale and retail. O. PEYTON & CO. "WOOD TO BURN" 419 MAIN PHONE 535 iiMerwooaj r' DsaaG ; idtftMLLS OteGON WHERE nUYTICUUUt PCOPLC ;t $t -ii i 9 , Vl v t-BUY, TnClff DRUU9 it fcl M ri 't ,m. ,. .A f i n m t j w vwvmpww . ft (A Jl.ll (-, I ..4f.-l.. .. Iinir u rth'e wars' -are caused by tho lies' ot" . '? 'fdljlojnats. Tho worja is now suffer,-. i .-lag from tho high cost ot fibbing, - 4 'r?1.80 m,iny Pooplo who go away si -for. the summer rented their hodses ' -w-jttrsisnea tnis year. Tney wj risx ,Z .anything fiuf Iho collar. i t - j There would novor bo a parudo If r-tfcre-wer-BO-neoplo to vyatch it go ' ,Nfi'A',rirnoll. , ,, v f " . - . . fV""" V"""' FORRlsrcd1lf.?I(Nov; 6.-W: F, ico oj. iacaoci v'VA" ;owm;; i r.r'jr ?fo MR iMY.lMm. M noon in town on ouaiijeps. r, wJlWn offfcor of thOj'put'ujVal Jlrrlgatlon dlstFlct.Twblchl orkon- linn Is 7Vomnlnilfti' .Hiipvnv . arid KM'tona. forty thousuud aero tract iVfcijirrigitedr H , rt,,ri;ejlijiTiiwi. MrfW,ip. UasfbUm, ca8Ul .tttaalleylStata .tfsnk, vw abler ot the ifflmffStV, m ' Tir war a nas- w nn VAtlttWlav mnvUfn'. Ivam'! ' rf.wv. t Mw.w,ao tmtu aS. 1 illl if 'f tig's tral J. i ' i A Forcjs Given Awaty Fbf a Few Dollars , f i .i ..... 1914 Tourin .:.:i;..:.... V $125.00 --JL - .,,. .,' '- -' 191b Koadtter : ::?. , ..,-,- $150.00 J917 Touring ,..i...... :?.j.....-..j....'..' $1 75.00 t -iti .' o ' J" - ll lourmsr . c: szuu.00 1920 Touringrtrter ." $300".o6 1921 Touring, starter $400.00 J 1918 Chevrolet ,..:...........;..30000 ' TEFtMS bN ALL. ' ,VVE RENT FORDSsOrTTRA'dTdRS., I LR:DANNER MOTOR CO. : THE WAY TO SUCCEED IS TO BE SUCCESSFUL ' Sound' ridiculous but it's true. Unless you. can 'practice the principles of success in a small way, you 'can never succeed in Big Ways. We have large depositors in' this bank today who .opened 'their accounts a few years ago with a very few "dollars, but by exercising economy and adding to -their deposits from, time to time, they have today reached' the pinnacle of FINANCIAL INDEPEND ENCE. -,, ,,, LftiiigKinmr A checking accodnt in' this Bank v Will give' ybti PreiHge. i 'vy -t h " 'V I III! - i " ssa ''. BIB ,. 'I itm i-K" " """"" , " ' - ' srsfTHJi - .W?l -4k ""I? rl crl- --1- - i np lrcr iiflnnno. 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