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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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Welcome to the Fair!
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Taking Tbo Cume OK
1 called a numbor on tbo' 'phono
A man aroio from slumber
Me aald In no uncertain tone
"Ring off, you fool, wrong num
bor j"
cursed tbo nervlco, but alack,
How could I more- ubueo U7
Wbon tbo Central's gontlo volco ramo
back,
"Bxcubo it please oxcuso It."
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"Tbo Oklaboma rnro riots" nyn
un editorial In a Chicago paper,
'"woro the outcome of tho race pre
judice." No use talking, thoito Chic
ago editors aro tbo boys to nettle
things.
, Wo care very little about tho an
nouncement that tbo egg market Is
Htrongcr. Wo would grcntlr prefer
to sco firmer eggs.
I2vo Introduced modern bookkecp
'.ing, l)olnu,tlio Inventor of tho loono
'slcaf RyRtom.
llo that ns It may, Doom Ilrothers
"aro undertakers In Now Cnrllulo,
Ohio.
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I'eter Tumblodown camo nonr Ion-
, Ing a lot of monoy tho other dny. A
sllck-npiioarlng, smooth talking
etrangor Inducod him to buy sovoral
hundred dollars' worth of stock In a
novlng picture enterprise Peter says
tbo certificate has tho prettiest pic-
"turo on It of 'any stock OTor offerod
him. Only tho fact thnt tho biintc
wouldn't ensh his chock, bocauso ho
didn't havo any money left there,
TOf him from being an easy mark.
Peter told the man tho bank must bo
wrong; he had a lot of checks left In
'bis book yot. -" '
"Is It correct to class love as a
nkln (disease, vbecauso It Is sometimes
f a rash naturo?" gently Inquires
iJloyd rortor.
TJxiy'wo'ruit Wind by 'a Ionjr Wiiys
. Says' -k news 'Itom, 'Ainflrlcon
Women havo tho most beatitlfiil eyei
la tbo world" says a widely known
timdon photographer. "And we'd Just
like to add tbero Is nothing the mat
ter with the eyes of the American
MM."
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Two diadems now crown thn nnmnnflnii 1iM rt.HHH ..m it.
aged St. Possessing tho world's flyweight charanlonshlo. h won th
bantamweight title by docllvly outpointing Champion Pcto Herman,
left In thetr U-round bout In Nor York. Plrturo shows tbo men it tha
Start of lb fight . ..
Ho'm Kvrrybody Klso
"Days nro getting shorter,
Hut they've nothlngon mo,"
Hemnrked iouls Porter,
"For so i)m I, you see."
(losslp always travels with tho
clutch In high! nays Fred Kngllsh.
After all, tho best way to
tho weeds off tho vacant lots
build houses on thom.
keep
Is to
We would list as the three great
est (or greatest 'three how would
yu say thatT) Inventions of tho last
hundred years" the' telephone, " the
kmburgor sandwich and the dis
covery on the: part of hotel keepers
that they can chargo bIx dollars for a
one dollar room and(got away with
it.
Tool (juration)
M. P. J. links: "Is tho lay of tho
land swcot music?"
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School to Teach
Advanced Theory
of Laundering
CLBVEIAND, Oct, 6. Tho con
struction of a half-million dollar In
stitute of laundoring will bo ono of
tbo principal subjects to corao boforo
tho thirty-eighth annual convention
of tho Laundry Owners National
Association here October 3-8. Funds
lor too institute already are prac
tically guaranteed and tho delegates
aro oxpected to approve the' pro
ject. It probably wilt bo construct
ed in Chicago.
The Institute would provldo ft
place for the standardization of
materials, motbods and practices as
applitd to tho laundoring of textiles.
It would maintain an organization
through whloh advanced theories In
'mechanic and plant management
may be worked out and a laboratory
for the analysis and study of cot
ton, linen, wool and silk fabrics. A
practical commercial laundry would
be operated In connection with tho
institute. t '
Abont -4,000 delegates and visit
ors are expected to attend the con-
I vcntlon.
But They Didn't Arrest Her
"The brldo was lovely m a cblc
gray hat, roso adorned, gray slippers
iind an exquisite corsago bouquet of
pink roses and valley lilies complet
ing tho 'costume" Los Angeles
Evening IlJorald.
What, oh what, has bocomo of tbo
sign, "Ono mlnuto pIoobo, while the
operator changes reels?"
"Paw, what is an ndvortisomen!,?"
"An advertisement Is the plcturo
bt a protty girl eating, wearing, hold
ing or driving something that some
body wants to sell."
WEATHER RECORD l
Hereafter The norma will publish
the mean and maximum tempera
urea and precipitation record as tak
en by tbo U. 8, Reclamation service
tatlon." Publication will cover the
day previous to the paper's Issue, up
to C o'clock pt tho day.
Following Is tbo sunrlso and sun
set table for tbo coming week:
Pre
Max MIn
Sunrlso
..72 41
.77 40
..80 43
..80 36
j82 48
clpltatlon
Sunset
Oct.
Oct.
Oct.
Oct.
Oct.
Hon. Eleanor Smith, a daughter nf
Viscount Dlrkenhoad, Lord Chancel
lor of England, lg acting profession
ally for tbo films.
LEGION 5IIIT TO
TEST VALIDITY
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Commandor Iloyd, of Portland
Post No. 1. American Legion will
constitute n friendly suit in tbo Mult-
noman circuit court nt onco to test
tho validity of tho Oregon Bonus
bill, passed on Juno 11, 1921, to
nvoid to difficulties which tho vet-
orans of tho world war encountered
In Now York when they woro ready
to socuro tho benefits of tho mc'asuro.
Tho validity of tho Now York issue
of bonds was assallod in tho'courts
and found to bo guilty.
Tho following letter sent to J. H.
Carnnhan, of the local post of votor
anB, by Adjutant Goncral George A.
White of Salem, commander of the
World's War Voterans' State Aid
Commission will explain best tho mo
tlvo ofJCommandor Boyd of Port
land. It reads: '
-In order to effect tho sale of the
bond Issuo at this tlmo It bo's been
found nocessary by tho Commission
to. cause tho question of constitution
ality of tho Oregon Bonus Law to be
passod upon by tbo Supreme Court
of the Stato. Accordingly, under an
arrangement with' representatives of
tho ox-sorvlco 'men, an injunction
will be asked by tbem from tbo low
or courts restraining tho Com mission
from selling the bonds. This action
will servo'to bring the case before the
Supromo Court. Tho Commission re
gards this action as a, formal proceed
ing necessary In the advantageous
salo of bonds as thero Is no question
In tho m!ndg of tbo Commission con
corning tho legality and constitution
olily of tho law.
Tho Commission had hoped to ob
viate this formality and feels that
such a suit would not havo been ne
cessary except for decision against the
New York bonus law which, though
In no -way similar to the Oregon law,
sorved to dopress tho bond market
for bonus bonds and thus mako tho
suit hero mnndatory.
Tho work of the Commission will
contlnuo as heretofore and applica
tions will be recelvod and checked
as In tbo past. In tact, tho Commis
sion' will proceed quite tho sama as it
no suit woro pending except that act
ual disbursement of funds must
await the decision of the Supremo
Court and tho subsequent sale of tho
Initial bonds.
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Time is Money
and if '
YOUR WATCH DOESN'T
KEEP CORRECT TIME
You Lose Money
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Winters Watches are Guaranteed
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PEARL BEADS
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the fashionable ornament
of the day. Winters has an
incomparable assortment.
See them priced within
reach of every one and
20 discount on top of
that during Fair Week only.
CONTRACT GOODS EXCEPTED FROM DISCOUNT
WINTERS' JEWELRY STORE
712-714 MAIN STREET
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Don't fail to read the Herald Classified Ads.
Knock tho II. O. of li. by having
shoos repaired nt The Evans' Hhoo
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Let's All Boost the
County Fair
This year's Fair should be a starter as a
Dairy Exhibit. Next year let's make it
larger. About 4,000 cows being milked in
Klamath County. Increase it to 15,000.
The Klamath Falls Creamery
CAN TAKE CARE OF THE CREAM
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