'A J". THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH EALLS, OREGON, PAGE THREE TUBBDAT, SEPTEMBER 7, lASl DR. G. A. MASSEY ronrth ud Pine Rto. In Warren Hunt HoiplUl Off. Phone 4B7 Rei. Phone SIM WM aflfcaW PELICAN BAT BUB Fan SCo Men way LMyea Rax Cafe Leaves Pelican City .2:!5 ""' 8:00 a.m. 13:46 p.m. 1:00 p. b. 6:00 p. m. 6:to p. m. Reckard Rent Berries 26-tf nwM " , SSS-SJSSBBSl MS8SSSSSS-S--I i - - i i- aa-aBB-M BaB-Mi The Office Cat T"l ( ' Outbui sts of Everett True ByCondin IMRMlV --r 3 cvcFysTT, THetBoYs I ESIm&V s t ( r T-. W9. A.s all. &H(rpNQ im I JvlWlll ----1C irci Tp A t-oviNjcs. Cup w Bill 1 , "iSt'4Vp rep. M ushtly- NeXT sBHOhS! r 2?Tc Jft tveor2:'T3or i s his girth- sr Junius A Memory Tenter Fur Uin benefit of lliu nld-tlmors. tho oxnltod rulor of tho Bacrnmonto Lodgo of KIIib tins jiroparod a oil, read It yoiirself: J REMEMBER Whon tlio family Hint liod n bntb tub wne considered "stuck up." Wlfbn tlio bootjack wan an Indis pensable household uIoiibII. Whon tho old-fashioned farmor enmo to town.nnd blow out tho gas. WJion kurosono was bought' ut tho cornor grocory by tho quart. Wliqn bustloH and tutors rounded out tho fomlnlno form dlvlnu. Whon wo Used to wrlto vorBce In girl's autograph ulbums with purplo Ink. Whon a haircut n la pompadour was tho prevailing stylo. Whon you could novor toll wholhor or not tho girl you took to a party had a molo on hor shoulder or a skinny nock. Whon tho nttractlvo vlow of A pnss- Inn street car was hats and faces; not shoes and hoso, When a burlcHquo show with a ballot would play to Btnndlng room only. Whon you holpod tho Hand of Hopo drlvo by buying a 2G-cont tick et to a chlckon dinner, and It waa a real chicken dlnnor. Whon tho clothing merchant chucked In a pair of suspenders If you paid cash for your '12 suit. Tho old family photograpli album and tho family blblo, which always hod tho placo of honor on tho "what not" In tho cornor of tho parlor. Ban Francisco Chronicle. The wrist-watch Is n great travel er, says George Motz. It lias travolcd from tho wrist to tho nnklo and Is now as far oh tho kneo. Nowadays things movo so rapidly that tho man who says "It can't bo dono" Is Interrupted by nomoono do ing It. Wo OirlHtni Tliro "Hllnkoly llliuik" Tho open mufflor dlngwumpus nf foctlonatoly dubs his mount "Ilotsy" o'r, tho llko. lrcrybody else, however, calls It and him othur nunios. Jock Dompuoy drnws tho color lino. Hu will not cngngo In a contest in tho vrlzo ring with any dark skin ned competitor. Jack Johnson In cluded. In tho matter of complexion Demvoy has a shado tho best at It and does uot propone to joopardlzo It. Hubby'H MUil Imiulry "Wife aro you going to tho soa- horoT . "yes". "Am I going?" A preacher ontorcd a Medford res taurant rocontly. Ho sat down to tho tablo and whon tho waitress, highly calclmlned and poroxldod, enmo up, ho'aakcd. 'HoW'b ,tho chlckon this evening?" Tho girl roplled: ','AU right, old kld do. How's overy llttlo thing with you?" (It wasn't Uro. Lawronce Ed.) Miss Gortrudo FlshOr of Philadel phia, six yoars ago adjudgod tho prettiest- girl In America, Is to wod soon. It seems to us that mon aro Tory, vory slow to mako tho prottlost girl, wait six yoars to bo marrlod. But, Jhon, mnybo Miss Fisher Is vory particular. Calling a man a liar Is tho last word In wustod talk. It ho Is a Hor he already knows It and you aro springing old atuff on him. If ho Isn't ono, you aro and ho has found It out. f i , Thoro Is aio use denying that somo of the 1921 bootlog liquor would make Ideal snagoblto modlclno If It could bo applied to tho snake in time, Kansaa CltyvStar: t.. ,jfW" Fooliahmciit ' , ,..' (BIdo Dudloy) Ar youth who .lived ovor in Corning p If It's Loose WeWillMbvelt -e!V, I A-MlOr IL,I i. I "? SwSgClsfeN THlTlS TMcpeft' , -' -r-tii-.l IMTI ii3 ORr?nklCTl!llTlnkl I T "?"r':-l living, exewses fce too , : - AfPLNHlCH To T3Lrf UOVJNC 1 i mr iiHHA J!!1 ii 7xvU; . V ATCt ID uvs o -ZrZZl &J NCK( .--,-, . i- rr -r-?- iiim r - JZZ' ' Said: "Qlrls always scorning, At night they fako "up A wondorful mako-u'j But, gosh, thoy look 4ough In tho morning. START TRIAL OF TWIN FALLS, Idaho, g.opt. 27 The trial of Mrs. Lydtx Southard, alleged husband slayor, bogan yes- i rolon said to havo Aeon fowrtl by statu chemists In tho bodies of four husbands and ono brotbcr-ln-law lod to tho filing against hnr of tho chargo of murdering her fourth husband, Edward F. Moywr. According to Prosocnting Attor ney Frank L. Stephan ot Twin Falls collected county, Mrs. Southard $9,500 insuranco on .tho deaths ot thrco ot tho flvo men. All wero in sured, with Mrs. Southard as bono flclary. Mrs. Southard is 28 yoars old, and Is tho daughter of M. and Mrs. J. W .Truoblood, who rvaldo on a farm at KImborly, noar horo. Af ter Myers death, September 7, 1920, his widow worked for a time as a waitress horo, and lator loft for Los Angeles, whora sho mot Vincent Southard, naval petty ortt cor, who lator became hor fifth hus band. Southard was with her at tho timo of hor arrest in Honolulu, T. II., May 12, 1921. Sho marrlod Southard In Lob Angolea Novom bor 28, 1920. Tourists Deplore "Act of Vandalism A visiting tourist has called tho Horald's attention to alleged dofac- Ing ot tho walls of tho Hot Springs court housa building with obsceno writing. Many visitors to tho city drlvo up on tho hill to vlow tho city and volley, and most ot thorn look tho building ovor boforo leav ing. Tho vandalistlo writing can hardly fail to como under their observation, and is a cnuso of ombarrassmont. The tourist who commented on tho mattor was a visitor ""Sunday. Ho geld: "Before tho county court plana on complotlng that building, as they Bay thoy will, let them spond a' llttlo lime and money and havo thoso disgraceful writings romovod. Such writings are a blot on the rep utation ot this city." Many a man who has failed in life always tried to do .tho smallost amount of work possible for tho pay ho got. . Mako thnt idle dollar work! Put It in tlio bonk. Yzf IP. M BLUEBEARD n IT TD A TilK-lMV. o.T OUT r-1- '- SNPfY ill UNEMPLOYMENT WASHINGTON, Sept. 27 Tho national unemployment eonferenea wua oponod yesterday by Pros- Id'.nt Harding. In addressing the fifty Industrial, economic and labor haadora comprising the conference, tho prosldent described tho present Industrial depression as a "war In heritance throughout tho world." Ho oxpressod tho -belief that the Tcsults of the conferonco would be "l!1 JBd th! boJn ot the Unit- od States, and that tho dolegatos would perform a "servlco to the world." i "Fundamentally sound, financial ly strong, industrially unimpaired, commercially consistent and polit ically unafraid, there ought to bo I WOrJt for 0ybod5r the United oiuics wno cnooscs to work-," the president declared. Ho said tho open, sure', onward way to rid tho nation of tho war's aftonnathi of doprosslon involvod "liquidation, reorganization, read jusimont, ro-cstabllshment, taking account ot things dono, and sober contemplation of things to bo done Any other way is hugging a delu sion." WWMIWWl - -l-l-l-l innnnnruTjiQ MADE IN' KLAMATH Alfalfa Meal FOR SALE MURPHY'S FEED STORE ANDERSON'S GROCETERIA SUNSET GROCERY' Mfg. by HAItnr TELFORD mm m m m ammmm.M-vnfxyjxJxnjL DR. T. C CAMPBELL PHYSICIAN AND 8URQBOX 1. 0. 0. 9. aalld-ag Pbo&e 886 Residence 42B pine St. Phono 200-R. J. O. CLEGHORN CIVIL -ENGINEER AND SURVBYOR- Phone 192J 133 a. Riverside Holliday Dairy Wholesale and Retail ..PaaturlMd Milk and Cream.. Phone 501-J. MNMMMMMMWMVWWVWVVVWWVMWWM Office Phone 177W Res 177R Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart Phyaictaa aad Bargeoa White Balldlng Klamath Falls Oregon cl start mo to Aflliprn-imp -. liUWtKtNLt UN L. D. Gass, M. D. EYE, EAR, KOBE AND THROAT GLASSES FURNISHED O .0. F. Bldg. Phone 09-W Rooms 20Z, 203. 204 Rea. White Pelican Hotel. Phone B Klamath Falls Plumb ing & Heating Co. 1178 MAIN ST. PHONE B48-W AMVWS ' m m m Jturrujrxu-wvuXJXAA- Coe's Auto Service Hudson, Buick, and Dodge Cars Country Trips a Specialty PHONE 168 United Cigar Store t 080 MAIN STREET V.- TfnvmnnniuwytiivuuiMiw o. ' Portraits and Enlargements Art frames and framing. I KENLINE PHOTO SHOP Opposite ooorthonse Phono 80 827 Main M t4 $X-8KRVICB MEN, ATTENTION' Klamath Po.c No. 8, American Legion meets at the City Hall on the first and third Tuesdays of each month. Ex-sevlco men are In I ted to at tend tho mcotings. For membership carj or Informa tion ex-sorvlce men or, requested to Boo or wrlto tho following efficers: J. H. Carnahan, Commander. Roy N. Foucb, Post Adjutant For rollof of employment seo or write the Chairman of The Relief and Employment Committee, Francis Olds, caro Lakesldo Lumber com pany. Klamath Lodf No. 11? L O. O. F. , Meets Friday night of each week at I. O. O. F. hall, 5th and Main streets Chas. Newman ........N. O. W. C. Wells V. O. O. B. Mangue Secy. W. D. Cofer ...Tre8j. ENCAMPMENT H. V. Brown ..................C. P. J. V. Browbakor S. W. L. J. MeClure - -.Scribe Nato Otterbeln .,- . Treasurer CHIROPRACTORS Dr. Herbert B. Mallett Dr. Goo. E. Mallett Office over Underwood's 7th & Main Phone 639-J FILZ' SCHOOL OF POPULAR MUSIC I have constructed thru years of experience the only course that teaches you to play the piano by NOTE and by EAR in 10 to 20 les sons. Write fur particulars, 701 11th St., Klamath Palls, Oro. Phone 367R. DR. F. R. GODDARD Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon Off ico and Residence Phones 321 I. O. O. F. Temple WILL , Take out Cellars or Fill la Lota' CON MURPHY, B17 Mortimer St. Phoae 541-W rYTCI7I7D &- o F E M A L L N I G H T The CENTRAL HOTEL njTGAttnr, Transient 75 cents up By Week $4.00 NEWSSTAND alltkelte Premium) Dairy Oldest Retail Dairy In Town Phone 22-F-2 ' GLOVER MAKES Your Watch Keep Time. ' - 511 Main St. Klamath Falls BAW MILL ENGINEERING A CONSTRUCTION CO. Deelgnera'and builders of mod era aaw mills, planing caills aad bos plants. Dredging. Pile drirln. Phone 466-W Office Comer Bprlag aad Oak Near 8. P. Depot dr: l. l. truax WARREN HUNT HOSPITAL Day Phoae, 487 Nlghl Phone, 81 E. D.LAMB PHTSICIAN AND BURGEON Phones 17W 17B Rooms 1 aad 8 White Balldlmg DENTISTS Dr. E. a Wisecanrer PHONI8M Dr. P. M. Noel mora Ore UafssBuufa So-eata aai Mala Excavating Teaming Let ns make yoa a price on dig ging that basement, or other ex cavating you contemplate. We also do team work ot every description Phone 426-J fr 124 S. VV. o E M A L L If I G FRED WESTERFELD DENTIST Phone 4S4W. Z-Rar Laiotaeor l Ml NEW CITY LAUNDRY FINISHED WORK FLAT WORK ROUGH DRY "Put Your Duds . .la Our Suds" . PHONE 154 Corner Main and Cougar Klamath Falls Cyclerj We are here to serve you, and aim to serve you right. Motorcycles and Bicycles. Farts and Acessories, Tires and Tubes, that will stand your Inspection, as we carry the best" In our line. Repair shop la connection with Harley-Davldsoa Servlae. Pbotto 878 1010 Mala St. BHamath Falls C. H. BIBM ARK Klamath Dye Works Phone 408 OUR CLEANING, PRESSING AND. REPAIRING WILL MAKE XOUB jCLOTHES LOOK LIKE NEW HATS REBLOOKBD Goods Called for aad Delivered 481 Mala Street Klamath Valla DR. J. G. GOBLE The well-known Optician now located In K. D. Block. 1313 Main. Phone llS-lf. DR. O. A, RAMBO Dentist L O. O. F. PHONI81 MMsjSAMAAAwvWMMMltaktfMMWtjAakMWW-i-SW CHIROPRACTOR Dr. Lola O. Bridges Over First State and Savings Bank Suite 105 Phone 102-J Let Your GLASS troubles be Mine C E. STUCKEY Re-Glazing and Cabinet Making Phone 477W ' Eleventh and Pins Sixth St. Phone 87 t.