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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH EALLS, OREGON,
PAGE THREE
TUBBDAT, SEPTEMBER 7, lASl
DR. G. A. MASSEY
ronrth ud Pine Rto.
In Warren Hunt HoiplUl
Off. Phone 4B7 Rei. Phone SIM
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PELICAN BAT BUB
Fan SCo Men way
LMyea Rax Cafe Leaves Pelican City
.2:!5 ""' 8:00 a.m.
13:46 p.m. 1:00 p. b.
6:00 p. m. 6:to p. m.
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sBHOhS! r 2?Tc Jft tveor2:'T3or i s his girth-
sr Junius
A Memory Tenter
Fur Uin benefit of lliu nld-tlmors.
tho oxnltod rulor of tho Bacrnmonto
Lodgo of KIIib tins jiroparod a oil,
read It yoiirself:
J REMEMBER
Whon tlio family Hint liod n bntb
tub wne considered "stuck up."
Wlfbn tlio bootjack wan an Indis
pensable household uIoiibII.
Whon tho old-fashioned farmor
enmo to town.nnd blow out tho gas.
WJion kurosono was bought' ut tho
cornor grocory by tho quart.
Wliqn bustloH and tutors rounded
out tho fomlnlno form dlvlnu.
Whon wo Used to wrlto vorBce In
girl's autograph ulbums with purplo
Ink.
Whon a haircut n la pompadour
was tho prevailing stylo.
Whon you could novor toll wholhor
or not tho girl you took to a party
had a molo on hor shoulder or a
skinny nock.
Whon tho nttractlvo vlow of A pnss-
Inn street car was hats and faces;
not shoes and hoso,
When a burlcHquo show with a
ballot would play to Btnndlng room
only.
Whon you holpod tho Hand of
Hopo drlvo by buying a 2G-cont tick
et to a chlckon dinner, and It waa a
real chicken dlnnor.
Whon tho clothing merchant
chucked In a pair of suspenders If
you paid cash for your '12 suit.
Tho old family photograpli album
and tho family blblo, which always
hod tho placo of honor on tho "what
not" In tho cornor of tho parlor.
Ban Francisco Chronicle.
The wrist-watch Is n great travel
er, says George Motz. It lias travolcd
from tho wrist to tho nnklo and Is
now as far oh tho kneo.
Nowadays things movo so rapidly
that tho man who says "It can't bo
dono" Is Interrupted by nomoono do
ing It.
Wo OirlHtni Tliro "Hllnkoly llliuik"
Tho open mufflor dlngwumpus nf
foctlonatoly dubs his mount "Ilotsy"
o'r, tho llko. lrcrybody else, however,
calls It and him othur nunios.
Jock Dompuoy drnws tho color
lino. Hu will not cngngo In a contest
in tho vrlzo ring with any dark skin
ned competitor. Jack Johnson In
cluded. In tho matter of complexion
Demvoy has a shado tho best at It
and does uot propone to joopardlzo It.
Hubby'H MUil Imiulry
"Wife aro you going to tho soa-
horoT
. "yes".
"Am I going?"
A preacher ontorcd a Medford res
taurant rocontly. Ho sat down to tho
tablo and whon tho waitress, highly
calclmlned and poroxldod, enmo up,
ho'aakcd.
'HoW'b ,tho chlckon this evening?"
Tho girl roplled: ','AU right, old kld
do. How's overy llttlo thing with
you?" (It wasn't Uro. Lawronce
Ed.)
Miss Gortrudo FlshOr of Philadel
phia, six yoars ago adjudgod tho
prettiest- girl In America, Is to wod
soon. It seems to us that mon aro
Tory, vory slow to mako tho prottlost
girl, wait six yoars to bo marrlod.
But, Jhon, mnybo Miss Fisher Is vory
particular.
Calling a man a liar Is tho last
word In wustod talk. It ho Is a Hor
he already knows It and you aro
springing old atuff on him. If ho Isn't
ono, you aro and ho has found It out.
f i
, Thoro Is aio use denying that somo
of the 1921 bootlog liquor would
make Ideal snagoblto modlclno If It
could bo applied to tho snake in
time, Kansaa CltyvStar:
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,jfW" Fooliahmciit '
, ,..' (BIdo Dudloy)
Ar youth who .lived ovor in Corning
p
If It's Loose
WeWillMbvelt -e!V, I A-MlOr IL,I
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I "? SwSgClsfeN THlTlS TMcpeft' ,
-' -r-tii-.l IMTI ii3 ORr?nklCTl!llTlnkl I
T "?"r':-l living, exewses fce too ,
: - AfPLNHlCH To T3Lrf UOVJNC
1 i mr iiHHA J!!1 ii
7xvU; . V ATCt ID uvs o
-ZrZZl &J NCK(
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JZZ' '
Said: "Qlrls always
scorning,
At night they fako "up
A wondorful mako-u'j
But, gosh, thoy look 4ough In tho
morning.
START TRIAL OF
TWIN FALLS, Idaho, g.opt. 27
The trial of Mrs. Lydtx Southard,
alleged husband slayor, bogan yes-
i rolon said to havo Aeon fowrtl
by statu chemists In tho bodies of
four husbands and ono brotbcr-ln-law
lod to tho filing against hnr of
tho chargo of murdering her fourth
husband, Edward F. Moywr.
According to Prosocnting Attor
ney Frank L. Stephan ot Twin Falls
collected
county, Mrs. Southard
$9,500 insuranco on .tho deaths ot
thrco ot tho flvo men. All wero in
sured, with Mrs. Southard as bono
flclary. Mrs. Southard is 28 yoars old,
and Is tho daughter of M. and Mrs.
J. W .Truoblood, who rvaldo on a
farm at KImborly, noar horo. Af
ter Myers death, September 7,
1920, his widow worked for a time
as a waitress horo, and lator loft
for Los Angeles, whora sho mot
Vincent Southard, naval petty ortt
cor, who lator became hor fifth hus
band. Southard was with her at
tho timo of hor arrest in Honolulu,
T. II., May 12, 1921. Sho marrlod
Southard In Lob Angolea Novom
bor 28, 1920.
Tourists Deplore
"Act of Vandalism
A visiting tourist has called tho
Horald's attention to alleged dofac-
Ing ot tho walls of tho Hot Springs
court housa building with obsceno
writing. Many visitors to tho city
drlvo up on tho hill to vlow tho
city and volley, and most ot thorn
look tho building ovor boforo leav
ing. Tho vandalistlo writing can
hardly fail to como under their
observation, and is a cnuso of
ombarrassmont.
The tourist who commented on
tho mattor was a visitor ""Sunday.
Ho geld:
"Before tho county court plana
on complotlng that building, as
they Bay thoy will, let them spond
a' llttlo lime and money and havo
thoso disgraceful writings romovod.
Such writings are a blot on the rep
utation ot this city."
Many a man who has failed in life
always tried to do .tho smallost
amount of work possible for tho pay
ho got. .
Mako thnt idle dollar work! Put
It in tlio bonk.
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UNEMPLOYMENT
WASHINGTON, Sept. 27 Tho
national unemployment eonferenea
wua oponod yesterday by Pros-
Id'.nt Harding. In addressing the
fifty Industrial, economic and labor
haadora comprising the conference,
tho prosldent described tho present
Industrial depression as a "war In
heritance throughout tho world."
Ho oxpressod tho -belief that the
Tcsults of the conferonco would be
"l!1 JBd th! boJn ot the Unit-
od States, and that tho dolegatos
would perform a "servlco to the
world." i
"Fundamentally sound, financial
ly strong, industrially unimpaired,
commercially consistent and polit
ically unafraid, there ought to bo
I WOrJt for 0ybod5r the United
oiuics wno cnooscs to work-," the
president declared.
Ho said tho open, sure', onward
way to rid tho nation of tho war's
aftonnathi of doprosslon involvod
"liquidation, reorganization, read
jusimont, ro-cstabllshment, taking
account ot things dono, and sober
contemplation of things to bo done
Any other way is hugging a delu
sion."
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MADE IN' KLAMATH
Alfalfa Meal
FOR SALE
MURPHY'S FEED STORE
ANDERSON'S GROCETERIA
SUNSET GROCERY'
Mfg. by HAItnr TELFORD
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DR. T. C CAMPBELL
PHYSICIAN AND 8URQBOX
1. 0. 0. 9. aalld-ag
Pbo&e 886
Residence 42B pine St.
Phono 200-R.
J. O. CLEGHORN
CIVIL -ENGINEER AND
SURVBYOR-
Phone 192J 133 a. Riverside
Holliday Dairy
Wholesale and Retail
..PaaturlMd Milk and Cream..
Phone 501-J.
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Office Phone 177W Res 177R
Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
Phyaictaa aad Bargeoa
White Balldlng
Klamath Falls Oregon
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start mo to Aflliprn-imp -.
liUWtKtNLt UN
L. D. Gass, M. D.
EYE, EAR, KOBE AND THROAT
GLASSES FURNISHED
O .0. F. Bldg. Phone 09-W
Rooms 20Z, 203. 204
Rea. White Pelican Hotel. Phone B
Klamath Falls Plumb
ing & Heating Co.
1178 MAIN ST. PHONE B48-W
AMVWS
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Coe's Auto Service
Hudson, Buick, and
Dodge Cars
Country Trips a
Specialty
PHONE 168
United Cigar Store
t 080 MAIN STREET
V.- TfnvmnnniuwytiivuuiMiw o. '
Portraits and
Enlargements
Art frames and framing.
I KENLINE PHOTO SHOP
Opposite ooorthonse
Phono 80
827 Main
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$X-8KRVICB MEN, ATTENTION'
Klamath Po.c No. 8,
American Legion meets
at the City Hall on the
first and third Tuesdays
of each month.
Ex-sevlco men are In I ted to at
tend tho mcotings.
For membership carj or Informa
tion ex-sorvlce men or, requested to
Boo or wrlto tho following efficers:
J. H. Carnahan, Commander.
Roy N. Foucb, Post Adjutant
For rollof of employment seo or
write the Chairman of The Relief and
Employment Committee, Francis
Olds, caro Lakesldo Lumber com
pany. Klamath Lodf No. 11?
L O. O. F. ,
Meets Friday night of each week at
I. O. O. F. hall, 5th and Main streets
Chas. Newman ........N. O.
W. C. Wells V. O.
O. B. Mangue Secy.
W. D. Cofer ...Tre8j.
ENCAMPMENT
H. V. Brown ..................C. P.
J. V. Browbakor S. W.
L. J. MeClure - -.Scribe
Nato Otterbeln .,- . Treasurer
CHIROPRACTORS
Dr. Herbert B. Mallett
Dr. Goo. E. Mallett
Office over Underwood's
7th & Main Phone 639-J
FILZ' SCHOOL OF POPULAR
MUSIC
I have constructed thru years of
experience the only course that
teaches you to play the piano by
NOTE and by EAR in 10 to 20 les
sons. Write fur particulars, 701 11th
St., Klamath Palls, Oro. Phone 367R.
DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physician and
Surgeon
Off ico and Residence
Phones 321
I. O. O. F. Temple
WILL ,
Take out Cellars or Fill la Lota'
CON MURPHY,
B17 Mortimer St. Phoae 541-W
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CENTRAL
HOTEL
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Transient 75 cents up
By Week $4.00
NEWSSTAND
alltkelte
Premium) Dairy
Oldest Retail Dairy In Town
Phone 22-F-2 '
GLOVER
MAKES
Your Watch Keep
Time. ' -
511 Main St.
Klamath Falls
BAW MILL ENGINEERING A
CONSTRUCTION CO.
Deelgnera'and builders of mod
era aaw mills, planing caills aad
bos plants. Dredging. Pile drirln.
Phone 466-W
Office Comer Bprlag aad Oak
Near 8. P. Depot
dr: l. l. truax
WARREN HUNT HOSPITAL
Day Phoae, 487 Nlghl Phone, 81
E. D.LAMB
PHTSICIAN AND BURGEON
Phones 17W
17B
Rooms 1 aad 8
White Balldlmg
DENTISTS
Dr. E. a Wisecanrer
PHONI8M
Dr. P. M. Noel
mora
Ore UafssBuufa
So-eata aai Mala
Excavating
Teaming
Let ns make yoa a price on dig
ging that basement, or other ex
cavating you contemplate. We also
do team work ot every description
Phone 426-J
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124 S.
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FRED WESTERFELD
DENTIST
Phone 4S4W.
Z-Rar Laiotaeor
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NEW CITY LAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY
"Put Your Duds .
.la Our Suds" .
PHONE 154
Corner Main and Cougar
Klamath Falls Cyclerj
We are here to serve you, and
aim to serve you right. Motorcycles
and Bicycles. Farts and Acessories,
Tires and Tubes, that will stand
your Inspection, as we carry the
best" In our line. Repair shop la
connection with Harley-Davldsoa
Servlae.
Pbotto 878
1010 Mala St. BHamath Falls
C. H. BIBM ARK
Klamath Dye Works
Phone 408
OUR CLEANING, PRESSING AND.
REPAIRING WILL MAKE XOUB
jCLOTHES
LOOK LIKE NEW
HATS REBLOOKBD
Goods Called for aad Delivered
481 Mala Street Klamath Valla
DR. J. G. GOBLE
The well-known Optician
now located In K. D. Block.
1313 Main. Phone llS-lf.
DR. O. A, RAMBO
Dentist
L O. O. F.
PHONI81
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CHIROPRACTOR
Dr. Lola O. Bridges
Over First State and Savings Bank
Suite 105
Phone 102-J
Let Your GLASS troubles
be Mine
C E. STUCKEY
Re-Glazing and Cabinet
Making
Phone 477W '
Eleventh and Pins
Sixth St.
Phone 87
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