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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 15, 1921)
THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
MO.IDAT, AVOCBT IS, JMl.
The Office Cat
I'nlnlfNH I'lnHer Puller
Wild mul dlshovolml, wnlory of
nvu, nnd trembling of llmb,t tin burnt
Into llio dentist's tomult'lnicrn.im,
uiul addressed tho molar merchant
In gasping tones! '
"Do you glvo gas liaro?"
"Yes," replied Ihu itontlxt.
"Doc It put a man to sloop"
'Nothing would wnli o him?"
"Nothlntf. I jut"
"Wiilt a bit; you could break lit
Jaw or black hW oyn without bl in
"My donr nfr. of courso, I '
"It lant bout ibnlf a mlnuta,
WJth n war whoop of Joy ccj n
llof the ojcltetl man throw oft his
coat and waistcoat.
"Now," bo yollod, as ho tunuod at
bin ehlrt, "(lot your gas engine
ready. I want,1 to pull a porous-phut
or off my backi"
Joffre Pays a Call
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Whtn th oldMt woman of nor. Franc, reached hr lOJnd birthday
Marshal Jofrrt railed to congratulate bar Look at bar amlte! Llfa la
till mlfbly iwmi to bar
Hob Robertson nays knowlodgn of!
right nnd wrong won't net jnu any
whoro unless you nlao have imnso
enough to choosu tlio rlRh.
"Now I am a tin whlMln
Through which flod blows;
Hut' I wish to (!od I waro a trumpet
Hut why, nod only knos.
Tlio following were among qul
replies nt a New York tinlvernltjr:
Tlio allmutnary canal In locntod In
thu northern nnrt of Indlsnn.
A blizzard In tho Inside" of n hen.
Tlio purpomi of tlio skultoti-
something to hitch the meat to.
A rlrclo Isrough straight lino with
a hole In thp llllorH,
Sixty gallons mako n hodgo-bog.
Tho government or l.n?luud Is n
A mountain pats Ism-pasa given
by the railroad to Its employe so
thoy can spend tbolr vacation In tho
Make Profit of
$1600 on Small
Flock of Turkeys
. SALEM. Or., Aug. 16. A total
of $1600 In onrnlnKS from 300 tur
keys was tho phenomenal record ...,. .,..... ... , ,,
,,. ... ifutvunatuil t MIVVIV tVUM
posn nnd can bo grnrwn successful
ly In tbnt part of tho ntato. Sun
flowers nlao can bo mado Into on
sllagM nnd fed to tho livestock.
Join in Denial of
HAM.M, Aug. IB. Accusations of
Capital Tout, No, 9, American Log
Ion, tbut thoy repudiated tholr
pledges to tho Legion In voting for
tlm recommlttmunt of tho votcrans
aid bill wa denied by Senators
Hlunflnld nnd McNory In tolograms
rocolrod a wook ago but withhold
by tho Legion. Tho senators do
clnro thomsolros favornblo to sol
dlor Joglslntion but any it' must be
logical, practicable and timely.
For having boon a faithful ser
vant In tho Darno family for a por
ted of CC years, Mmo Euphemlo
Ulonsoant has been awarded a sil
ver modal by tha French government.
Make that Idlo dollar work! Pat
It In tho bank.
This new catcher's mask doaa
away with tha vertical bars that ob
struct tha vision of tha man behind)
tha bat. Prank Snyder, catcher of'
tha New York Qlaata, la trying out;
NOTICB FOIt JUIILICATIOX
tnadn lu 1920 by Mrs. HmHIv onoi
1 tv lu.rriti.ti rtt Dm
or tn settlers in tho ocnoco irrl- n,,... .... ,t
a.wnu.",, Riiiiiiunddi puiiu iiiu yvr-
Crodlt Ir rapidly becoming normal
to a lot of t fellowa who never
could borrow a dollar, and can't
uow, suys Doc I'owell.
In a wedding nollco the odltor
or the Krlo. Kan., Sentlnol wrltoa
concerning tho bridegroem: "Ho la
said to bo a aplendld young man."
That's conservative, and playing It
safe, oh perhaps should nlwnya bo
un edltor'a courso In mentioning the
bridegroom. Hut how -would It
aound If thu puper said of the brlde:
'She Is alleged 'to bo a nlca girl."
fOot In debt" Is tho aavlco of
Louis K. Swift, head of tho Swift
racking compnny. Ills advice
might be much inoro appreciated
If ho would only toll somo of us
how to got out of It. t
Tho caveman was n roughneck gent,
And uncouth, lowbrow sort of
For flowora ho novor spent a cent
IIo did his .wooing with a club.
A Now York hotel has built a
glass houso on tho root In which
slngor-guostB may practice. Doing
on tbn root It will, of courso, bo
Imposulblu for other guests to drop
anything on tho vacalltors. I
Krod. English says prohibition has
brought forth many Amorlcan in
voutors ospoclally In tho homo
"Orooku Shorten Front as Turks
Tako Two Towns," Holshovlsts Re
port (Jains In Ituls," "Fighting on
tho Incronso In Ituhr Valley," ""Oal
kan Uprlslug Qrows." Kandom
headlines from tho paporB. That
loaguo of nations thing Booma to bo
working flue. I
Who romombbra tho old-fash-r
lonpd girl who lookod all around
bpforo nho boardedfit stroot 'carT,
crlnnrlon bellnvos she has been as
sucrmtiful with those as with the
lurfiun. nun lias noi lounu II nee- llr-uirtmmt of tln Tntrlm-
essnry t( buy food otid consequent-. U. 8. I-and Office, Lttkovlovr, Ore.
ly has been nbln to fatten her llvc-I.Vot Coal Ijuid. July 27, 1021.
stock nnd turkeys on u profit basis." "
Whllo corn In considered excel-1 NOTICE Is hereby given that Mln-
lent turknv food It rnnnnt tin nm..n' Arnnt whoso postofflco, address
ihh luriioy iooii, u cannot oo pro- . n. n-nnn ,im r,n ih s?-.
day of Novombor, 1920, file In this
office Sworn Statomcnt and Appli
cation, No. 011C28, to-fiurchase the
SBMSBVi, Section 20, Township
38S. Itange 11 HE. Wlllnmotto Mer
idian, and tho Umber thereon, under
tho provisions of tho act of Juno 3,
1878, and acts amendatory, known
as tho "Timber nnd Btono Law," at
such vntue as might bo fixed by ap
pralsomcnt, and that, pursuant to
such application, tho land and tim
ber thereon have been appraised,
One Hundred Twenty Dollars, tho
timber estimated 60M board foot at
$1.60 per M, and tho land $30.00:
that said atinllcant will offer final
proof In aupport of his application.1
and sworn statement on tno 7 in aay
or October, 1021, beroro Bert C.
Thomas. U. S. Commissioner, at Kla
math Falls, Oregon.
Anr ncrson Is nt liberty to protest
this purchase beforo entry, or Initiate
a contest at nny time beforo patent
Tnkn Snlts to Ilush Kidneys sd
gatlon district of Crook county, ac
cording to Dr. W. It. Lytle, state'
veterinarian, who recently has re
turned after an official visit. Into
that part of tho state.
Dr. Lytlo la of tho opinion thnt
the livestock and poultry business
ran bu mado a big thing In thnt dis
trict, an well as In others In Ore
Son, If tlio settlors "will apply thom
selves to work In out. Crook coun
ty, says tho veterinarian, Is partic
ularly fortunate In huvlng ns coun
ty nill'lll. W. It. Tnpk.ir. wtm lin
been liglhly successful In working! ,K,,'ne3r nJ ,,lai'ller weakness re-
v: u 8pmurnvf rrt '& " s .r.s;
A rs. Smith, whoso Initials Dr., from ,lu lIo0ll nnd pailg ,t on t0 tuo
Lytlo does not remember, Is offer-' bladder, where- It often remains to lr-
od OS an oxaniDlo of what can bn rltntn anil Inflnmn. nmlnr n hum. I ....... nin-
accomplished. 8ho also has hogs, Inc. scalding sensation, or sotting up ' ridovlt In this offlco. alleging facts
sheep nnd cows, nnd tho stato vet- an irritation nt the neck of tho blad-
ucr, obliging you to seek relief two
or three tlmos during tho night. Th
sufferer Is In constant dread, tho wa
ter passes Homotlmcs with a scald
ing sensation and Is cry protuso;
again, thoro Is difficulty In avoiding
Hladder woakness, most folks call
It. bocauso thoy can't control urin
ation. While It Is oxtrcmoly annoy
ing nnd somotlmcs very painful, this
Is really ono of tho most slmplo ail
ments to overcome Got about four
ouncos of Jad Salts from your phar
macist and tnko a tablospoontul In a
glass of water beforo breakfast. -con-
NOTICE OF UMNO I'KTITION TO
VACATK A HTflKtTt
To Whom It May Cencern:
Notlco Is beroby given that the
undorslgned will, at a regular moot
ing of tho county court of
tho County ot Klamath, State
of Oregon, to be held on the 4th
Saturday of August, 1921, towlt on
tho 28th day of August 1921, pre
sent their petition to said county
court praying forthe vacation ot
that portion of Iflkey Street lying
between Illocks 3 and 4 of Klamath
Lake Addition to tho City of Kla
math Falls, Oregon, also the alleys
running through said blocks 3 and 4
of said addition, a said portion of
Hnkoy Street Is shown by the official
plat of said addition xo Klamath
Falls now on rile In tho public
records of Klamath County, Oregon.
Dated August 1, 1921, Klamatn
School District No. 1, Klamath
By P. L. FOUNTALV. Chairman,
By IDA B. MOMYEH, Clerk.
'i a Carnation
1 8 1C 22.
MAKE THAT IDLE
DOLLAR, WORK. '
Crater Lake Picture
for Sale at
GEO. L. METZ, Jeweler
622 Main St.
Phone 72 ,
l!LA ix ia,
A.M Pictures are ready: at S
The First AppUoaUon Mukvm Bkln
Cool nnd Oomfortiibtr.
which would defeat tho entry.
Notlco will bo published for nlno
consecutive weeks In tbo Klamath
JAS. T. BUnOE8S.
Aug. 1 8 15 22 29 G12192G.
I fruffy I
KLAMATH FALLS OREGON
WHERE PAJmcULAl KOPLC
UY THEIR ORUGS
NOTICK FOK PUHUCATIO.V
DEPAm3IST OF THK INTEIUOIt
Not coal land
Don't fail to read the Herald ttauified Ads.
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It you aro suffering from oexoma
or somo other torturing, ombnrrass-
Ing skin troublo you may quickly bo tlnuo this for two or thrco days. This
rid of It by using Mentho-Sulphur, M" neutrnllzo the nclds In tho urlno
declares a noted skin specialist. 80 u no lonBr ,s a aourco of Irrita-
Thts sulphur preparation, because ,ltm ,0 J1',0 ,b'n,ll,or. nnd ur,1.nary ?r
of it. ..r .i....i. I. BnnH which thon act normally again.
m ? .doMr,nK ProPorHw. Jad Salts Is Inoxponslvo. harmless,
seldom falls to quickly aubduo Itch- n.i Is mndn from tho act.i of .mM
Ing, ovon of flory eczoma. Tho first and lemon Juice, comblnod with llth- Commissioner, nt Bonanza, Oregon,
application makes tho skin cool nnd In, nnd Is usod by thousands of folks oni . Jru,any ot BoPtomuor, 1921.
rnmfnrtnhln nn.h nn.l .lr.tl.u n. who nrn ulllllnrt In lirtnnrv .ll.nr.1nr. l-Ialmant namCS HS WltnCSSOS: John
h.i h.m. .... M.,..a..i....- .. caused bv urlo add Irritation. Jad ?.1" ?rV Ed Miller. M. T. Prince. Jay
altll I M llAllfAAl 1l rk.trf..n Vrf. . M
suiu in imiii.'Liii iiuiinirnn. s-jsis -.
- . . if An UAII i niin n llAMBBf affAMlna. !.
obtain a small Jar from nny good etiu.
drugglsl. adv. iy relieves blnddor troublo. Adv. ' 2B-1-8-16-22
U. S. Iina orrico at Luxevlew, Ore
gan, July 21 1921.
NOTICE Is hereby given that Wil
liam Thomas Osborn. or Lorella, Ore
gon, who. on September 22, 1919,1
mado Additional Homestead Entry,
No. 09608, for WH NBU.NWU SE-,
. 8EU NAV, soctlon 27. Town-'
ship 39S, Range 12 E, Willamette
Meridian, has filed notlco ot Intention
to mako final throo-ycar Proof, to
establish claim to tho land aboro des
cribed, beforo J. O. Ilamakcr, U. S.
right' up. Mentho-Sulphur Is " Y ' 'rrltatlon. Jad wSlkoV. all rt SVoMaOrStTm
1 like any ploasant cold cream """" '" "' " Notlco will bo nubllshod In
l""JU " ""' "" wimiover. I Klnmath Falls irrnlil for flvn rnn.A.
A Double Japanese Wedding in America
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Transient 75 cent up
By Week $4.00
all Ae Uteit new
If It's Loose
We Will Move It
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