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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 6, 1921)
f afffrW' ; m&. hi an THHKH THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON HATURDAY, AUOL'RTO, 1K5I. n 1 The Off ice Cat . IIV JUNIUH IMHTIIIti: POOL A man tin would it KolflnK Ri And Kolfed with nil hli might, I In golfed from iiiornliiK till noon, And th,en llin golfed Into tlm night. lie golfed his friends In evening r!iats And golfed hi it wife to te-rs, Hit golfed tlm entire office forio In fact was gelflnt: tliro' hi (uirK 111 friends did nut sen tliruucti tlm gnino, And wondered lit liU "pop" .And' thouRli itnd slowed and frot to death Hut still could nut get "hup," Until ono duy whlln nt the dull, In talking to tlio crowd Tlm topic naturally was golf And waxed iUllo long nnd loud tin let It llp that In till! guiim Tha finish nddod xet And'though liU lKi gruw very 1 1 rod Still ha wail nt his bent Thny wondnrrd how tlm mun kept up And marveled at his vim And asked lilm why hu played no much And then hn let tlinn In, "You sec thn itmno In quite a npnrt, Hut that' not nil then In It'a when you near tho 19th nolo That things begin to whlf." "With steady eyo but trembling hand You do 'not hear your mncknr Your pardnorwho's boon klddlnrt yiA Ilul hasten lu your locker. 'Tin (hern that life taken on Its hue Tho irabcr liquid flow Tho world seems nil no roiy lolf enthusiasm (trow 8," Now this man Imn many partition Won. lllll, nnd Jim and Rolf. Klnt they listened to hit itory, And then thoy took up golf. out iii tlm a, i:. r. A mud-spattered dough-boy slouch ed Into th""Y" hut whom an enter tainment wns In progress and slump ed Into n front sent. Klrm, kindly, and efficient, n Y M. C A. innn approached hliu, s'iy Ing: "Horry, buddy, but tho vnllio front section Is roscrvod for offlcorn." Wearily thn youth rose. "AH right," ho drnwled, "but the ono 1 Just got bnck- from wnsn't." Tho American l.cglon Weekly. W lint's in u Nniuo Aunt I.lsn'a former mlslrei wna talking to her ono mornlni:, when suddenly sho discovered n little plck. ninny standing shyly behind his mother's skirts. "I this your little boy, Aunt I.lin?" sho nsked. "Yes, mlnH. ilnfn Prescription." "(loodnoss, whut n funny nnme, auntie, for n child?" "Ah simply calls lilm dat bnci.x Ah has sech hnhd wuk Rottln' him filled." i Not Ills I-oss Tho Judgo woh ovldontly getting n bit fed up wltlutho Jury, urn' .it last ho announced; "I dlschorgo this Jury!" A tail, loan member of tho 12 then roso. "flay, Judgo, you mn't dlscliurgo mo." "Can't discharge you? Why not?" thundered tho other. f"Wtl." replied tho Jurynnn, pointing to' counsol for dofonse, "I wns hired by thnt guy uvur there!" In Bomo'soml-clvlllzed countries in'nfrlod men uro required to wear wadding rings. How upprcprlutu It would bo, sny Lloyd I)Laji If pro flleors woro required to wonr 'cm In tbelr uosob. Tho poor optimist gets moro renl o'njoymont out of his' onrthly 'sojourn thnn tho wonthy pessimist. If It's Loose I .. We Will Move It AAAAAMAAAAArfWWWWMWWWMWWVWWWMVVWMMMMWWA Outbursts of Everett True By Condon lilrt Tile- 1191 flk.IM.Akt - SRTAT OotNTRV I2.GCAU5C5 H SW A MN AT ws -m !-r-jj;w vs.( OKverd r'-'i-- jMiiif OREGON BREVITIES Al.ltANY "liny for Halo" Is n sign on farms which frequently greets tlio truvuler through this dec 1 1 on of thn stain Tho hay crop this year was mi exceptionally largo one nnd slnro tho market lias not been active and thn price low many tanners hiivo largo qauntltles of buy on hand. A ronsldorablo portion of tho hay crop Is lielng baled nnd balcrn nrn uctlely at work now. ' nili:ilIIAN-"YVo Intend to manu future In tho near futuro u confec tion nindo from a delicious romblun Hon of prunes and wnlnuts," said fleorge Drown, president of the llrown-Hhlploy loganberry plant, fol lowing reorganlxatlon of tho com pany. Hovernl Portland residents hnvo becomo Interested In tho com pany's local holdings, nnd It Is under stood that rnpltallzntlon will ho In creased to 17GI000. POIITLANI) Twonty-ono deaths duo to unnatural cnuses woro Inves tigated by thn county coroner during tho month of July, according to n report compiled. Nino suicides for thn month nstnbllshed n record. Ono wns by druwlng, threo by poison, ono by gus, two by hanging, ono by cutting thu throat and ono by gun shot. Thn lout was Clcorgo II Shep nrd, who fliof himself after killing Mrs. Hutli A. llaird. ller death con stitutes tho only murder during tho month. POHTLANl Portland's ninth nn nual buyeni' week got nwuy to n wonderful start. From ovory point of tha compass there enmo merchants to thn Itoso Clt)-s gront bazaar nnd when thn first day ended 700 merchants (roni many statos had registered, setting up n now record for opening day. Lust year's oponlng dny attendauro, Itsolt n record, was CdO. POIITLANI) Acting Judgo llarga K, Leonard flgurod out n Jail sont enco of ISO daya nnd n flno on Joo Mlllor, n carpenter, for BWlmmlng In Johnson's crook garbed only In short tights. BILVEUTON Sllvorton'n historic school building, now moro thnu ,S0 years old, In which many of thu load ing mon of tho community began their education, Is bolng .noved to tho corner of tho lot to mulco room for tho now $60,000 grade build ing. POIITLANI) Impotuu to tho movement to muko Portland ;i mov ing plcturo capital or working center for tho exploitation of Hi; scsnlc griuidours of tho northwest wns given In authorization by the. stiito of salo of stock of tho Premium Plc turo Productions. MAIWIIFIKL-n-Mintceiimii Hlgloy found his brothor AhA carrying about Ul SZIO TUIt liKP J a i- uumh norvtsT 'You Toco fMo T MS A 26--DOCCAR. '-. V--pia a vanilla Jag and urdorcd him home to his family Abe objected to bis brother's occupation nnd started a fight Ho landod at thn city Jail and was Incarcerated for a tlmu until ho procured ball. Today ho was fined $10 nnd Officer Illghlcy was com mended for his attontlon to duty. Only One Klamath County Student at Summer School UNIVERSITY OP OREGON, Eu gene, Aug. 0. ) Special) Annn Jllll of Merrill was thn only studunt to represent Klamath county nt the sum mer term of tho University of Dra gon which closed last week. MIm lllll Is n regular student nt tho university nail took work in tho sum mer term In order to earn some ex tra hours of credit. University officials declare that tho 1331 summer term which eloscd last iweok was tho most successful over hold on tho Kugono campus. It ax colled all othors both In tho scope of Its courses and tho number of students enrolled lu thorn On tho Kugono campus there wore .142 Un dents registered, nn lncroij of G7 XOTICK TO CONTRACTORS Contractors may recelvo tho plans for thn Shlpplngton school from tho doslgnor, C. N. Coosoboom, 81C Jef ferson St. on August 8th. , n deposit of $10.00 will bo required for each set of plans. 1-6 SCHOOL DIST. NO. 1. iL - -as - -..-.--- - -l -, j j .-- j- -. -i , J. AL XAAAAAJLAIiAAAilil , rTTTTTTTTT"TT"TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTVTTTTTTTTVyTTTTTTTTTVTT i : Cooking Electrically the ideal method Electrically equipped kitchens hold i no terrors for the housewife. They are cool, cozy, and comfortable in the summer.. They eliminate the drudgery, the grime and the nerve racking tension caused by wood, stoves. The expense is surprising ly low. Let us tell you about it. A1 - VstVV The California Oregon Power Company "Let us be your servant?' ' O. K. TRANSFER per cent over that o( last jour. Add Ing to this tho C12 who took work In tlm mimnior term of the Portland oxttmahn renter of tho university Dm total lit found to bo 8fG, a rnrord summer unrollmotit, Work wa offorod In 18 depart ment of tlifj unlvorslty on Kuge.no j cainpuo nod 15 dopnrtmontii were ropreaontoi In Portliuil, Ktudcnti from 20 counties In Oregon, 12 Htntoii, and four forolfjn cout.trlon were registered. WORK ON M-IMN 1IKJH BCIIOWi IH lIMXiltKHHI.N , I Work on tho now Malln high school building, under suporvlslon of Louis Kandra, contractor, la pro- KrossInK well, says 0. K. Wright, nrchltect, who was n visitor at, Mulln yesterday. Tho foundation I and lower walls nro of ntono. Tho, walls urn now up to tha window sills, from whenco they will bo of' brick for tho bnlanco of their height. Tho building will bo fin ished by December 1, It Is expected. I'liglnnd Is snld to hnvo moro riv ers In jiroportlon to Its size than any other country In tho world. LEARN ELECTRICITYget into big bulncKrowlng big pay now for Electricians, Auto Electricians, Ignition ExperU, Battery Men, Me chanical Draftsmenobjff futuro for Engineers f vry kmdnyou can master one of these liocsearn mora znoneyixgaln success a write today for free est slog hundreds of grad uates holding good jobs -over 2,000 men trained annually a great school for ambitious menwrlte todsy. Ilesld'a Engineering School 11(1 Sutter Street San FranclsoO Make Tfie OREGON Your Hotel WHEN IN PORTLAND POPULAR SPACIOUS LODDY At the Center of Everything OROADWAY at STARK ST. We suggest yo wrlto, phono or wlro for reservations Arthur II. Moyors, Manager - iV - 1tl la-VrY"rw .B fSn.-1 -V - . 4S C" - Cj... --- 'vi-.--.-i T Kodak IL.aye Your Filtws 'Mm 9 OclooK-YoUr A.M. Pictures are fy KLAMATH FALLS OREGON Tf7n?l V ti J WHERE PARTICULAR PEOPLE fPURITrJ I THE CENTRAL BARBER SHOP ANNOUNCES A REDUCTION IN SHOP PRICES COMMENCING Monday, August 8th The Following Price List Will Be in Effect: Shave - 25c Haircut 65c . Shine - 15c No reduction has been made in the wages of our employes. ' No change in working hours. L. J. BEAN, Prop. 626 Main St. k SPECIAL Crater Lake Picture for Sale at GEO. L. METZ, Jeweler 622 Main St. WOOD! Don't bo deceived on n double load of BLOCKWOOD Our wagons hold 102 cubic feet or l'i -cords. Measure "'tho load and bo sure. Wo guarantee 1 cords. Mcaauro our wagons; Buy of an established firm and uo sure Our cheaper .wood I Is . GREEN SLAB-WOOD "Tlio I'oop Man's AVood" . v ' 10 cords for $35.00. ' A 'year's supply for two ntqvea. f O. Peyton & Co. "WOOD 419 Main St. CO. 124 S. Ji Work $(& ready at 6 p.r Rkt lUSiW JACcwftgrJ Phone 72 i TO RUILN" Phone 636 Sixth St. ; Phone .871 ..rT- 'jtMiV