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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON.
jpitiDAY, junk a-i, mat
The Office Cat
Who Would, Indeed?
Father Molloy (to
Jimmy Itynn, colt
"Mnrrlnfto la a
llynn "Yes, Indeed,
but who wants to llvo
nml Hlo In nn lusfl-
FE KUL JOB
Outbursts of Everett True By Condon
Almost night, At.Tlmt j
Dinks ".Vow car, Old Top?"
Jinks "No, old car, now ton."
A Gambler' Clutuco
First Student What nhuil wo 'do
tonight, AIT .
Second Btudent Lct'V flip up n
coin. It it comes down heads? i
will go to tho movies. It It's tails,
wo'Il bo to tho dnnco. If Btnnds on
end, wo'll stay homo and study.
Asked what birds, bo south In
'tho winter tlmo,' llttlo Brclyn Mid,
"Only tho wealthy ones." '"'.
It will bo necessary to attrich au
tomatic firo extinguishers to this
Colyum tomorrow when wo publish
a fow of tho thousands of Tomes ro
rccolvcd during our Great Torao Con-,
test. Wo'ro only gonna publish somo
of tho cool ones thb other's aro too
Tako yor choice. Order your paper
now or bo sorry.
I iji 1 1 I i 1 1 Bii
Gossip at Capital Says
Ralph Williams Is
Backing Day for
Marshal and Hunt
ley for Collector
Herald Wh'tiluAtnn Ilumtu
WASHINGTON.., Juno 4. Sena
tor Charles Ij, MtNary said today
that no decision has been reached
yet In connoctton with Oregon pa
tronage, nnd tho members oftao Or
egon delegation In. congress also ex
pressed the opinion that no final do
clslon has been nrrlved nt on tho
Bo'tmtor It. X. Stnnflold Is In Salt
Lake In connection with tho llvoitock
Somo Curlnut IllrtI ami Itc.YtM
Havo Met Up Willi
Dy Our Own Jack Durrougas"
TIio (Galloping 'axpn
ft yon haro over mado a close
study of a hobby horse, gcntlo read
.cr, you should haro n clear concep
tion of how tho galloping looks when
In motion. It is almost constantly on
tho go but never gots anywhoro to
speak of. In which respect It resent
bios a prominent clttzc
Noh. I first met np
loping gazcopa whllo
classic Green river. Tho exact date I
escapes mo for then once, but If I
momory serves mo right It was
prior to July 1. 1919. So far as tho
writer knows, tho gazoopa Is tho only
member of tho animal kingdom
which goes In for a polka-dotten com
plexion. Theso polka dots are about
as largo as ordinary rlflo targets and.
whllo It might sccmVhat would rend
er It an easy msrlfor hunters, such
is not tho caso. On tho contrary, tho
polka dot serves as a protection be
cause, whllo tho'hunter is making
np bis mind which one to shoot at,
tho gazoopa gallops away to safety.
loan of $K0.O00,OOi) arranged by
bankers of country, nnd Vlll not re
turn for several days, f'ntll his ro-
turn no patronage conference Is pos
sible. Stnto U lHwuwl
Whllo there), litis apparently been nn
dctlnlto decision arrived at In regard
to patronage, gossip emanating from
seemingly trustworthy source at thn
capital indicate that a general plan
'for lis distribution and also a tontn
t tlvo slato wero discussed between tho
I j lwo senators, nnd, national commit
teeman Ralph Williams Just prorious
to the letter's return to Oregon.
Tho plan was to tho effect that all
three should participate in, tho dis
tribution of tho pntronagc, nnd in
caro of a disagreement that tho de
cision of Senator McXary and Nation
al Committeeman Williams should be
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LivsV 1 I IMS
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.i-. HOW I3ID I KNOftf Vcxj IVVS tPOlMG to
r"SL. " 'KSH O OUCHTT TO MAKE J
T --s:VjjPrc?isoivits- kin -or a
AND TOO OUCiHT TO HUS. OM5. KIMO Of A
SOU NO I HOW TjrD I KNOW YOU OJERe RICHVTiCMWD MM
THT OU&H" TO KlVlil WW5UH. OIM fOU
WHITE GROCERY DELICATESSEN ;
New Locatipn, 910 Main
A UM!A, NUAT, IJAMTAUV ')IIU. J'HONH U70-W
HATUItOAV HI'lIt'IAIW V'Oll-.llJ.U Will
Pink Salmon .'.'. 10c.
UlKlUIiAltl'ltia), lJo ',
Fancy yiiitc Tuna Fish 25c
UIWUIiAll lMHI'K, fWo . " '
One-pound Asparagus Tips :....20c
lli:lllfi,U I'HKJK, ll.lo
Del Monte Oval Sardines , 16c
itcmuiAti ntici:, u.io
2Vz-Tin Sweet Potato 25c
iu:u;iait I'iticK, i'oo ' '
2'2-77ri Hominy , ,.,..f....:..7Gc
Itl.'OIMi.Ml I'JIICK', U.V
Dodge Minced Clam , ..18c
KiKiiriait rittci:, Me
Coral Shrimp 24c
iti:ii'iait niidi:, u.v
Wo Imitdlo HlniKlnrtl (lOttiU niily. Our prlei-n mv vIkIiI.' Wo
iiImi miry n lai-Ko xupply In th IMIrat"icn line, liirlnillnir Im
nii(mI NitimnKeNi fliMVic, HninUoil Halt I'lsli, Hnrtllncn, "Hurilollcw,
i''n'li Jl)i llti'iitl, I'liinprrnlke), I.lmtmruer t'licrso, '
Mil Allli Ol'JSjf UVKMNdS AMI NIF.NUAVK TO (I
Wi: IIKI.IVCII TO A XV llO.Mi: IX TIIK CITV.
WHITE GROCERY DELICATESSEN
Willi KCtll'IIKItT, Slur.
JtUTII JIAKl IT S.1
NI1W YOHIC. Juno 24 --Hub
Iluth knocked lits SEth hnm6 run
for tho senuou yostorduy lu tho ganio
H KTI FIGHT
Tl EFT IFJTH
I'inraDKMMirA jiax almost a
i;iirHICAI WltECK. 1UJ1U)S
ll 1 51 S K L IJ" TO VKSonors
HllVl.TU 11V TAKIXO TAxrac.
Patrick E. Burko says thit frec
kles may haro their place, but It
docs jscem too bad to cluster them on
a pretty girl's faco.
"X had beard a great deal about
Tanl'ac and slnco trying it inysclt 1
can consclcntiousely say It Is tho best
medicine I havo over seen in a'l my
Push and Go
"Hero, boy," said tho wealthy mo
torist, "T want some, gasoline and.
get a move on. You will never get
anywhere in tho world unless you
havo push. Whon I wns young I
pushed nnd that is what got me
whero I 'am." v ,ita
"Well, guvnor." said tho boy, I
reckon you'll havo to push agnln
'causo wo ain't got a drop of gasoline
In th.o place."
(Dictogriiplicd on 1'lno Ktri'et)
"Mother," asked tho llttlo boy,
"when tho firo goes out. tvhoro does
"I don't know, dear," answered
tho mother. -"You might Just as woll
ask mo where you father goes when
he goes out."
Insanity and Idleness aro twins.
Work and Happiness am .In Har
mony, Tho man who ,workfl, plays,
laughs and loves Is living a full Ilfo.
F. D. Van Araburgh.
I)l Won if I'ntrtmnRn I Assoclato Justlco Supremo Court
It further contemplated thnt Sena, j Owrgo M. llrown.
tor .McXary should havo the naming 1'n',l "'fo I'n'Hlon-i
of collector of internal revenue nnd' Register and rocoher. land effices:
United SlntoH mnrHhai; and Unit Sena-' Itosuburg Itecplver- Arthur B.
tor Stanfleld should havo thu Milne-, Coutant, 1'red W. Ilnynes, H. I'.
lion of collector of customs and pro- 1'loreo. Lincoln fAvngw.- 'ItOKlstrnr:
hlbltlon officer. Arthur S. Coutnnt. a. IV I'lerco, J.
The tontntlvo slate discussed was. " Clark. (
Clj-do Huntley of Oregon City for" I Vnlo Itccolvor:' Geord M. Luv.
collector of Internal revenue, Jack 1 HcBlntmr- B. M' Dfn.
Day of Portland for t nlted' States I Ta Grande- TtfVchr: A. (' WI1
marsbal and Asa U. Thompson of "" Jo "Jl"n, Ira II Slurps
Echo for collector of customs. K- . paso. Itcglsfrar: A. C Miller.
Mr. Williams' favors .Huntley, and, w J- Church. ,Charl.w 8. Dunn, Kd
Day nnd political gowlp lto tbc.'of.l J.Hroughton.. r t
foct that Senator McXary has'bcsnj' T,110 Dalles Jtecclvcr: W. It.
seriously consiuonng uniii' icr iw' - --.-..-.-... ... ... ....-
respective offices. iMon c-Rltrar: 1 n. Johnson, T.
,. Www llrstllMiv ,.7 I Quccn' A' W' Lak0' J' w DouneN
Althongh neither are said xl, ho the r'riUrnBilw.oIver: j, j. Uonn..Kan.
choice of Senator Stanfleld l.o fs ald A w 0(wu,i Q A d
to .ho anxious to secure tho appolpl-1 MkoVewiiocolvor: P. P. Light.
lmu..a.i.lli.lw,.f.u.l. Itcglstrar: B. K. Henderson, C. II.
-nv Mwas op cwuosf
iUtteOS'SPOU QWUi&$SAiVi fc
W TAVS WvV-tR tWUN WOE
TVN W3VERt& 0ECUX.V5M
A.RE "WE ttaW, KMO TWE
ARETW DC5T QC.COfne
brothor-ln-Iaw, ns collector of cus-
S.10 X. flOth St. Philadelphia, Pa.
Nover again will this 'col. snlpo
tho hand-plucked oyobrow. Exper
ience has convinced us that trying
to remold the universe, Is n thank
less undertaking. Go to It, gells
but please try to mako 'cm uni
Still, when you coma to thlnlc of
it, a hearse isij't so inappropriate
for transporting bootlog liquor.
Speaklpg of usqful Inventions
.George Drummond nsks If tho-straw
berry , shortcako doesn't about head
the list.. . '
Citro li Worse Than Disenso
-, "You claim thoro nro microbes in
kisses?" sho "asked 'tho young doc-
to.' . ,
' '"Thero.aro," ho said.
. ,'What disease do they bring?"
K she 'asked.
Liii.i.iiJii.. -m .1.. t..-. II '.
BllUUllOn Ol UlU l(UUIl, ,
&., ,-... : . '., -v. "
ersia ciossiiiea'aas-psy, you. -
experlonco," said ira.-!t liatr, 2&u W.
C9th St., Philadelphia, recently. Mr.
Itaft haa llycd In Philadelphia all
his llfo ar.d is well-known and high
"My health was all broken-tip," ho
oxplalucd. "My stomach was nil put
of'Orc"cr and gayome so much trou
blo that I acuall'drenrtert to go to
tho tab'lo. I would'slpply rather go
without oatlng'thnn suffer tho aw
ful misery I know would follow. , I
would bloat up so with gas that my
heart would boat a terrific rato and
it Eeojnod sometimes I was being
smothered to doath. I Just had to
flijuf for my breath. 5Iy norvca wore
all undone, I slept poorly 'nnd wa$
all the tlmo having headaches that
wore almol blinding, I lost wolgbt
and folt so weak and run-down' all
toms, nnd In vlow of thla has been , n,,,.
giving serious consiueration to inn
Hut while tho general plan as to' the
divisions of spoils may bo adhered to,
such a flood of protests are ltourlng
in against both Day nnd Thompson
that tho tentative slato may collanip,
nnd an ontiroly now porsonnol bo do
Troti'Ms Agnlnit Day
Tho nrotests aualnst Day attack hi
1 qualifications for tho offlco and lno
I object to him because of his political
Thompson's laud offlco record Is
. being tirgod agalnEt hlra, and. so H
tho fact that hn Is a brother-in-law
of Sonator Stanfleld.
J.lst of yandld.itcH
Tin In ilnin tlln ean'llllllltOM for I lid
i various federal Jobs In Oregon lire as
I Collector of Internal Itovenue P.
K. Chapman, Gcorgo U, Plpor, C. W.
Johnson, W.,L. Hobh. Dr. J. C,
Smith, C. IJ, Mount, CJydo O. Hunt
ley. J. H. Pcaro. .
Deputy Colloctor or Internal Ilov.
onuo Iyron II. J5hophord. ,
U. S. District Attornoy Arthur I.
Moulton, Jullon A. Hurley, Jlarga E,
Leonard, Gtforgo Nouner, P. I. Oalla-
ghor, H. 51. Homllnson,
Survoyor Gonural Samuel L. Dq
Ian, David Lorlng, Frank Tooraoy,
Gcnrgo W. I)rlng.
IJ. 8. Marshal John L. Dayt Clar
ence It. Hotchkisa, Asa D. Thompson,
W, L. CnmpboU, B. 0. Kirkpatrlck,
H. C. WaddoJI, Lovl Sheriff A. A.
Iloborts, F. 8. Uramwoll, Jesso W.
Day, Borneo C. Ncholoon
Prohibition Dlroctors Jow Fland
orp, Dr. J. A. LInvllle, P. C. Honp
broak, George II. Ilulliert. Stanfleld
5IcPonald, .Toromo F. Jones, J, W.
llinkor, A. A .Bailey.
Appraiser U. S. Cu8tonw-John 11.
McKlndrco, D. T. Goosll, J. C. Ham-
"si-'""-. . ) y-
i ooTV 'I '5lrt,e
Portland Ilocelrer: F. O. North
I'orclgn Position ,
Foreign Konald C. Vaught,
Great Drltaln; Fred h. Colrlg, South ,
America, Simon B. Krohn. Norway; i
Frank D. McCully, Argentina; A. A. '
McNary, tropical or Komi-tropical;
John Dlcssdeck, consular; David M,
Danno, South America; W. J. Wil
liams, Mnzntlau; W. W. Thomas,
Sweden; Itobcrt Wygant, .Costa Illcn;
Hon F. West, Bouth America; Dnn
lot Doyd, Nicaragua; Gcorgo 51. Hy
land, Ilollvlii; 51, Sparvcrud, Norway; ;
B, B. Drodio. Klani; Claudo U. In-1
gulls, Ghluu; F, F. Wrightmuii,
ARE YOU RHEUMATIC?
Many Pan; That I'nw for Itlieu
nuttlsm Arn I rally Duo to
Is It rheumatism?
Not every pain Is.
Weak klilnoye lot uric acid collect.
Uric acid causes many quoor palim.
In thu thigh It's sciatica;
In tho back, lumbago; ,
In tho iiorw-s, neuritis.
Gouti grnvel, dropsy am urle'tron-
When you ausiwct tho kidneys uso
Doan's Kldriny Pills
Thn homo-rrrnmmondwl roniedy,
Klnmnth Falls testimony Is I ho
Ileo.il this Klnmnth Fulls woman's
Mrs. A. 8. Ilcniuilt, OSS Vplinm Si.,
says: "I oun recommend Doan's Kin
ny Pills from exju'rlwiro for they
hno helped mo a lot. My kidneys
warn weak nud out of nrdcr and I
suffered with backaches and pains
Juat over my kidney. In bad wrath
cr rlummntlc pains mado tho troubln
wnrso nnd my kidneys acted Irregu
larly. Dunn's Kidney Pills soon re
lieved the nchrs nnd pains nnd put
my kidneys In good order."
Prlco COr, nt all dealers. Don't
simply imk for a kidney romedy got
Doan'n Kidney Pills tho snmo thnt
Mrs, Dennett had, Fostor-51llburn
Co.. Mfnt.. Ilnffnln, N. Y. ,
HO RIGHT OP
Any lirea..M. j t t of the skin, oren
fiery, Itching oczomn, can bo quickly
ovorcdmci by applying a llttlo 5len-tlio-Sulphur,
says n noted skin spec
ialist, llecnusu of Its germ destroy
ing prnporttos. this sulphur prepara
tion Instnntly brines eaao from skin
' Irritation, soothes and heals tho
enema right up mid leaves thq skin
cloar nud smooth.
It seldom falls to relieve the tor
ment and disfigurement, flnffiirors
from skin troubln should got n lit
tle Jnr of Mvntlio-Hulphur from any
good druggist and uso It llko a cold
' And now nil tho sport ods aro writ
lug about Carp's faiiiuiis flylhg)
punch. Ho must havo Intuntcd that
whon ho was nn uvlutor.
Got rosults by using class ads
SASE TEA KEEPS
over I could bardlf do any work.
, .'Songtmo ago a. goo4 frinnd-ot) Baster( Jerome Dovlni. PauJ.P, Hans
"mlno "told mo ho knew Tanlac.-would ler. V. N, Whnolor, 8. 7,i Culver, A.
holTmre nutt ho i)oko bo poiltlvo n. Lake, , J. ,M. Scott ,"VXVJI lain U.
about') ft that I took hbi advlco. And Clark. !? ' , f '. r t "1
I can say ngni now mat 'ianuic js collector or uusioms r.nivnrn v.
tho first medicine-. I qver saw thut , Dnldwln,' Edmond O. ailtnor, B, 0,
vJll do oxuctly what'thoy say l wJH ) Menrs, William Folsom, "Dr., J. C.
Fivo bottles havptje samq is winflo , Smith, Asa D. Thompson,
jno all over. ng.in,l 'can oat anything! , collector Department 'of tabor for
; ovor could In my,llfb and havdgain-1 Oregon Spcnco Wonfman', Qtynrles
ed flftoOn pounds, it? (ght. I'm boju. Foy. ' l ' "
moro nervous than a chlldj sleep. fine Comnilealtmer of, CopJIhjtlon-j-and
it Juat irakr-s j'nb'fccl .liappyoj BuEonB.iSlrj(,j,,''J''f i.
Joying ,8ilchB004, health. Tn
rtnily Jsa great medicine.'".
Wlifii .Mixed WJm finlpliur
Ilrlng-i Uncle Ills llcnutlfiit
LliNtri; At Ohio
Gray hnlr, hownver Iiandsomo, do
niltea advancing ago. Wo all know
tho advantages of a youthful nppenr
nncq. Your hair la your cliurm. It
makes or mars tho fare. When It
fades', tbrns gray, nud looks rdruak
od, Just n fow applications of B.iuo
Tea nnd Hul)it)iir rnhnnten Ifa up-'
poarnnco a 'hundredfold. I
Don't stay gray!' Look young!
Klther prepare tho rnclpo at homo
or get from any drug Hioro a, LottUi
of "Wyeth's,Sago nnd Sulphur Com
pound," which Is merely tho old
tlnia reeipo lm)iro ol by thn addi
tion o othqr Ipgrodlcnts. Thnui
sands of folks recommend this ready-Io-ubo
prqparatlon, bocauso It dark
ens tho hair hcfiutlfully;- besides, no
0(io can poHslbly toll, as It darkens
so naturally and ovcnly. You molstpu
a spongu or soft brush with It, draw
ing this through tho hair taking ono i
small strand at u tlmo. Dy morning
mo gray, nair uisa.ppcnrs; nnor an
other application.!? ,two t,o natural
color iHvreHtoreji, . nml ;if heepmes u
I Hot Water Each Morning
1 Puts Roses in Your Cheeks I
B1' "'" -flii9Hsslwr'( ''"iq
To l.t!. c.tc'ti l t npd feet ono'n liosl
U'to njoy nn I Ida bntli fnch niofiilng
to iiusn irwu li.o kutcm tmi jirrvioui
day's ato. jour fcrmontatioiis and pol
MIKiua t(icl;is luiuro It Is obkorbed Into
the blo'od. Just as coal, when It burni,
leaves Ixhlnd a certain amount of In
cvmbuitlblo m.itirlal In tlm .form ol
aeics, tso tlio food and drink taken tach
day Icavo in the1 alimentary organ a
certain ainriunt of Inillgcctlblu ;imtcrlnl,
wiilcli If um eliniliiuU'ilform tnkln and
pnIons which rtre then sucked Into tlic
i Fedoraloujjjdor-CMrles; A. tnck giVssyJand Justrous, rind, you
johna, John P. Kavanaugln. appear 'yeore yovnBor,J-Ady.' -
blood through tlio rry ducts which arc
Intended to sucR In onihourlshi
itittain tlio body.
If you want lu sto tlC g1ov of licaUby
bloom In your elicijkB, to ten your skin
get clearer and clearer, yon aro told to
drink" every niornlnjt Jipon prising, a
glae of lOt water V'II a teusnoonful
of llmt-stono phospbatviiu It, which Is a
ilmrmlcOT means of wooing tlio waste
material and toxins from tlio stnmnoh,
liver, kidneys and bawtls, thus cleans;
ing, sweeten lug ud purifying tho mtlrv
alimentary tract, ltefore putting more
food Into tlm stomach.
Girl nnd women with callow Mm,
llwr dpots, pimples or pallid comiilox
ton, lo tlioso who wake up with a
routed tongue, bail laste, nasty breath,
others who uro lmtliered with headaclics,
bilious ftpclln, aeld stmniicli or conttlpa
tlon should begin tills plioiphatcd hot
w.iter drlnklilg and nio ntturrd of very
nronouiierd results In nue or '.wo wrtkv.
A quarter pouiid pf limestone jilios.
nliatu costs vi-ry Utile at tho dru Btoro
but Is Kufllchnt to deiuonstriito tlmt lust
ns soap and hL wntcr clrauies, purifies
and freslipus tlio skin on tlm outside, so
hot water nnd llmentono phoephalo set
on tlio Inside orvana. Wo must alwavs
consider that Internal sanitation Is vast.
ly moro, important than outside cleanli
ness. bocaiuo tlio kin norcs do not ab
sorb Impurities Into tlio blood, vhllo tlm
uowei iorci io. i
Women who dealro to enhanco tlio
beauty of tliolr' complexion should lust
try this for a week itnd notlco results,