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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (June 24, 1921)
THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON. rAOH vovn jpitiDAY, junk a-i, mat The Office Cat tutlon." Who Would, Indeed? Father Molloy (to Jimmy Itynn, colt tlrmml bachelor) "Mnrrlnfto la a flno Institution." llynn "Yes, Indeed, but who wants to llvo nml Hlo In nn lusfl- FE KUL JOB nsavwvwwwwvvaaaavwiaaaaaaMAavmaa "MHf3wWfTTTSlsLryfci3sVfl Outbursts of Everett True By Condon i Almost night, At.Tlmt j Dinks ".Vow car, Old Top?" Jinks "No, old car, now ton." A Gambler' Clutuco First Student What nhuil wo 'do tonight, AIT . Second Btudent Lct'V flip up n coin. It it comes down heads? i will go to tho movies. It It's tails, wo'Il bo to tho dnnco. If Btnnds on end, wo'll stay homo and study. Asked what birds, bo south In 'tho winter tlmo,' llttlo Brclyn Mid, "Only tho wealthy ones." '"'. Wiutro It will bo necessary to attrich au tomatic firo extinguishers to this Colyum tomorrow when wo publish a fow of tho thousands of Tomes ro rccolvcd during our Great Torao Con-, test. Wo'ro only gonna publish somo of tho cool ones thb other's aro too hot Tako yor choice. Order your paper now or bo sorry. TSPTinftl I I iji 1 1 I i 1 1 Bii of spmns Gossip at Capital Says Ralph Williams Is Backing Day for Marshal and Hunt ley for Collector Herald Wh'tiluAtnn Ilumtu WASHINGTON.., Juno 4. Sena tor Charles Ij, MtNary said today that no decision has been reached yet In connoctton with Oregon pa tronage, nnd tho members oftao Or egon delegation In. congress also ex pressed the opinion that no final do clslon has been nrrlved nt on tho subject. Bo'tmtor It. X. Stnnflold Is In Salt Lake In connection with tho llvoitock Somo Curlnut IllrtI ami Itc.YtM Havo Met Up Willi Dy Our Own Jack Durrougas" TIio (Galloping 'axpn ft yon haro over mado a close study of a hobby horse, gcntlo read .cr, you should haro n clear concep tion of how tho galloping looks when In motion. It is almost constantly on tho go but never gots anywhoro to speak of. In which respect It resent bios a prominent clttzc Noh. I first met np loping gazcopa whllo classic Green river. Tho exact date I escapes mo for then once, but If I momory serves mo right It was prior to July 1. 1919. So far as tho writer knows, tho gazoopa Is tho only member of tho animal kingdom which goes In for a polka-dotten com plexion. Theso polka dots are about as largo as ordinary rlflo targets and. whllo It might sccmVhat would rend er It an easy msrlfor hunters, such is not tho caso. On tho contrary, tho polka dot serves as a protection be cause, whllo tho'hunter is making np bis mind which one to shoot at, tho gazoopa gallops away to safety. loan of $K0.O00,OOi) arranged by bankers of country, nnd Vlll not re turn for several days, f'ntll his ro- turn no patronage conference Is pos sible. Stnto U lHwuwl Whllo there), litis apparently been nn dctlnlto decision arrived at In regard to patronage, gossip emanating from seemingly trustworthy source at thn capital indicate that a general plan 'for lis distribution and also a tontn t tlvo slato wero discussed between tho I j lwo senators, nnd, national commit teeman Ralph Williams Just prorious to the letter's return to Oregon. Tho plan was to tho effect that all three should participate in, tho dis tribution of tho pntronagc, nnd in caro of a disagreement that tho de cision of Senator McXary and Nation al Committeeman Williams should be final. v .. !--' ' III I " tr s5?3Eiwro,fnJ'u "" i '"' LivsV 1 I IMS 7 r N--?S7'Sei:i v ' -v .i-. HOW I3ID I KNOftf Vcxj IVVS tPOlMG to r"SL. " 'KSH O OUCHTT TO MAKE J T --s:VjjPrc?isoivits- kin -or a AND TOO OUCiHT TO HUS. OM5. KIMO Of A SOU NO I HOW TjrD I KNOW YOU OJERe RICHVTiCMWD MM THT OU&H" TO KlVlil WW5UH. OIM fOU -ML WHITE GROCERY DELICATESSEN ; New Locatipn, 910 Main A UM!A, NUAT, IJAMTAUV ')IIU. J'HONH U70-W HATUItOAV HI'lIt'IAIW V'Oll-.llJ.U Will Pink Salmon .'.'. 10c. UlKlUIiAltl'ltia), lJo ', Fancy yiiitc Tuna Fish 25c UIWUIiAll lMHI'K, fWo . " ' One-pound Asparagus Tips :....20c lli:lllfi,U I'HKJK, ll.lo Del Monte Oval Sardines , 16c itcmuiAti ntici:, u.io 2Vz-Tin Sweet Potato 25c iu:u;iait I'iticK, i'oo ' ' 2'2-77ri Hominy , ,.,..f....:..7Gc Itl.'OIMi.Ml I'JIICK', U.V Dodge Minced Clam , ..18c KiKiiriait rittci:, Me Coral Shrimp 24c iti:ii'iait niidi:, u.v Wo Imitdlo HlniKlnrtl (lOttiU niily. Our prlei-n mv vIkIiI.' Wo iiImi miry n lai-Ko xupply In th IMIrat"icn line, liirlnillnir Im nii(mI NitimnKeNi fliMVic, HninUoil Halt I'lsli, Hnrtllncn, "Hurilollcw, i''n'li Jl)i llti'iitl, I'liinprrnlke), I.lmtmruer t'licrso, ' Mil Allli Ol'JSjf UVKMNdS AMI NIF.NUAVK TO (I Wi: IIKI.IVCII TO A XV llO.Mi: IX TIIK CITV. WHITE GROCERY DELICATESSEN Willi KCtll'IIKItT, Slur. iwrrss JtUTII JIAKl IT S.1 NI1W YOHIC. Juno 24 --Hub Iluth knocked lits SEth hnm6 run for tho senuou yostorduy lu tho ganio with Uoston. MICKIE SAYS- H KTI FIGHT Tl EFT IFJTH I'inraDKMMirA jiax almost a i;iirHICAI WltECK. 1UJ1U)S ll 1 51 S K L IJ" TO VKSonors HllVl.TU 11V TAKIXO TAxrac. Patrick E. Burko says thit frec kles may haro their place, but It docs jscem too bad to cluster them on a pretty girl's faco. "X had beard a great deal about Tanl'ac and slnco trying it inysclt 1 can consclcntiousely say It Is tho best medicine I havo over seen in a'l my Push and Go "Hero, boy," said tho wealthy mo torist, "T want some, gasoline and. get a move on. You will never get anywhere in tho world unless you havo push. Whon I wns young I pushed nnd that is what got me whero I 'am." v ,ita "Well, guvnor." said tho boy, I reckon you'll havo to push agnln 'causo wo ain't got a drop of gasoline In th.o place." (Dictogriiplicd on 1'lno Ktri'et) "Mother," asked tho llttlo boy, "when tho firo goes out. tvhoro does It got" "I don't know, dear," answered tho mother. -"You might Just as woll ask mo where you father goes when he goes out." Insanity and Idleness aro twins. Work and Happiness am .In Har mony, Tho man who ,workfl, plays, laughs and loves Is living a full Ilfo. F. D. Van Araburgh. I)l Won if I'ntrtmnRn I Assoclato Justlco Supremo Court It further contemplated thnt Sena, j Owrgo M. llrown. tor .McXary should havo the naming 1'n',l "'fo I'n'Hlon-i of collector of internal revenue nnd' Register and rocoher. land effices: United SlntoH mnrHhai; and Unit Sena-' Itosuburg Itecplver- Arthur B. tor Stanfleld should havo thu Milne-, Coutant, 1'red W. Ilnynes, H. I'. lion of collector of customs and pro- 1'loreo. Lincoln fAvngw.- 'ItOKlstrnr: hlbltlon officer. Arthur S. Coutnnt. a. IV I'lerco, J. The tontntlvo slate discussed was. " Clark. ( Clj-do Huntley of Oregon City for" I Vnlo Itccolvor:' Geord M. Luv. collector of Internal revenue, Jack 1 HcBlntmr- B. M' Dfn. Day of Portland for t nlted' States I Ta Grande- TtfVchr: A. (' WI1 marsbal and Asa U. Thompson of "" Jo "Jl"n, Ira II Slurps Echo for collector of customs. K- . paso. Itcglsfrar: A. C Miller. Mr. Williams' favors .Huntley, and, w J- Church. ,Charl.w 8. Dunn, Kd Day nnd political gowlp lto tbc.'of.l J.Hroughton.. r t foct that Senator McXary has'bcsnj' T,110 Dalles Jtecclvcr: W. It. seriously consiuonng uniii' icr iw' - --.-..-.-... ... ... ....- respective offices. iMon c-Rltrar: 1 n. Johnson, T. ,. Www llrstllMiv ,.7 I Quccn' A' W' Lak0' J' w DouneN Althongh neither are said xl, ho the r'riUrnBilw.oIver: j, j. Uonn..Kan. choice of Senator Stanfleld l.o fs ald A w 0(wu,i Q A d to .ho anxious to secure tho appolpl-1 MkoVewiiocolvor: P. P. Light. lmu..a.i.lli.lw,.f.u.l. Itcglstrar: B. K. Henderson, C. II. -nv Mwas op cwuosf iUtteOS'SPOU QWUi&$SAiVi fc W TAVS WvV-tR tWUN WOE TVN W3VERt& 0ECUX.V5M A.RE "WE ttaW, KMO TWE ARETW DC5T QC.COfne owewvSG'. brothor-ln-Iaw, ns collector of cus- DAVID HAPI? S.10 X. flOth St. Philadelphia, Pa. Nover again will this 'col. snlpo tho hand-plucked oyobrow. Exper ience has convinced us that trying to remold the universe, Is n thank less undertaking. Go to It, gells but please try to mako 'cm uni form. " Still, when you coma to thlnlc of it, a hearse isij't so inappropriate for transporting bootlog liquor. j Speaklpg of usqful Inventions .George Drummond nsks If tho-straw berry , shortcako doesn't about head the list.. . ' Citro li Worse Than Disenso -, "You claim thoro nro microbes in kisses?" sho "asked 'tho young doc- to.' . , ' '"Thero.aro," ho said. . ,'What disease do they bring?" K she 'asked. Liii.i.iiJii.. -m .1.. t..-. II '. BllUUllOn Ol UlU l(UUIl, , &., ,-... : . '., -v. " ersia ciossiiiea'aas-psy, you. - experlonco," said ira.-!t liatr, 2&u W. C9th St., Philadelphia, recently. Mr. Itaft haa llycd In Philadelphia all his llfo ar.d is well-known and high ly respected. "My health was all broken-tip," ho oxplalucd. "My stomach was nil put of'Orc"cr and gayome so much trou blo that I acuall'drenrtert to go to tho tab'lo. I would'slpply rather go without oatlng'thnn suffer tho aw ful misery I know would follow. , I would bloat up so with gas that my heart would boat a terrific rato and it Eeojnod sometimes I was being smothered to doath. I Just had to flijuf for my breath. 5Iy norvca wore all undone, I slept poorly 'nnd wa$ all the tlmo having headaches that wore almol blinding, I lost wolgbt and folt so weak and run-down' all toms, nnd In vlow of thla has been , n,,,. giving serious consiueration to inn slats Hut while tho general plan as to' the divisions of spoils may bo adhered to, such a flood of protests are ltourlng in against both Day nnd Thompson that tho tentative slato may collanip, nnd an ontiroly now porsonnol bo do cldcd upon. Troti'Ms Agnlnit Day Tho nrotests aualnst Day attack hi 1 qualifications for tho offlco and lno I object to him because of his political associations. Thompson's laud offlco record Is . being tirgod agalnEt hlra, and. so H tho fact that hn Is a brother-in-law of Sonator Stanfleld. J.lst of yandld.itcH Tin In ilnin tlln ean'llllllltOM for I lid i various federal Jobs In Oregon lire as follews: I Collector of Internal Itovenue P. K. Chapman, Gcorgo U, Plpor, C. W. Johnson, W.,L. Hobh. Dr. J. C, Smith, C. IJ, Mount, CJydo O. Hunt ley. J. H. Pcaro. . Deputy Colloctor or Internal Ilov. onuo Iyron II. J5hophord. , U. S. District Attornoy Arthur I. Moulton, Jullon A. Hurley, Jlarga E, Leonard, Gtforgo Nouner, P. I. Oalla- ghor, H. 51. Homllnson, Survoyor Gonural Samuel L. Dq Ian, David Lorlng, Frank Tooraoy, Gcnrgo W. I)rlng. IJ. 8. Marshal John L. Dayt Clar ence It. Hotchkisa, Asa D. Thompson, W, L. CnmpboU, B. 0. Kirkpatrlck, H. C. WaddoJI, Lovl Sheriff A. A. Iloborts, F. 8. Uramwoll, Jesso W. Day, Borneo C. Ncholoon Prohibition Dlroctors Jow Fland orp, Dr. J. A. LInvllle, P. C. Honp broak, George II. Ilulliert. Stanfleld 5IcPonald, .Toromo F. Jones, J, W. llinkor, A. A .Bailey. Appraiser U. S. Cu8tonw-John 11. McKlndrco, D. T. Goosll, J. C. Ham- "si-'""-. . ) y- i ooTV 'I '5lrt,e CT ?S'1V Portland Ilocelrer: F. O. North rop. I'orclgn Position , Foreign Konald C. Vaught, Great Drltaln; Fred h. Colrlg, South , America, Simon B. Krohn. Norway; i Frank D. McCully, Argentina; A. A. ' McNary, tropical or Komi-tropical; John Dlcssdeck, consular; David M, Danno, South America; W. J. Wil liams, Mnzntlau; W. W. Thomas, Sweden; Itobcrt Wygant, .Costa Illcn; Hon F. West, Bouth America; Dnn lot Doyd, Nicaragua; Gcorgo 51. Hy land, Ilollvlii; 51, Sparvcrud, Norway; ; B, B. Drodio. Klani; Claudo U. In-1 gulls, Ghluu; F, F. Wrightmuii, Chill. sjpjW cszzsvixws --ttc ARE YOU RHEUMATIC? . Many Pan; That I'nw for Itlieu nuttlsm Arn I rally Duo to Weak Kldm)H Is It rheumatism? Not every pain Is. Weak klilnoye lot uric acid collect. Uric acid causes many quoor palim. In thu thigh It's sciatica; In tho back, lumbago; , In tho iiorw-s, neuritis. Gouti grnvel, dropsy am urle'tron- MM! When you ausiwct tho kidneys uso Doan's Kldriny Pills Thn homo-rrrnmmondwl roniedy, Klnmnth Falls testimony Is I ho best proef: Ileo.il this Klnmnth Fulls woman's story; Mrs. A. 8. Ilcniuilt, OSS Vplinm Si., says: "I oun recommend Doan's Kin ny Pills from exju'rlwiro for they hno helped mo a lot. My kidneys warn weak nud out of nrdcr and I suffered with backaches and pains Juat over my kidney. In bad wrath cr rlummntlc pains mado tho troubln wnrso nnd my kidneys acted Irregu larly. Dunn's Kidney Pills soon re lieved the nchrs nnd pains nnd put my kidneys In good order." Prlco COr, nt all dealers. Don't simply imk for a kidney romedy got Doan'n Kidney Pills tho snmo thnt Mrs, Dennett had, Fostor-51llburn Co.. Mfnt.. Ilnffnln, N. Y. , ITCHING ECZE1 HO RIGHT OP IIT SULPHUR Any lirea..M. j t t of the skin, oren fiery, Itching oczomn, can bo quickly ovorcdmci by applying a llttlo 5len-tlio-Sulphur, says n noted skin spec ialist, llecnusu of Its germ destroy ing prnporttos. this sulphur prepara tion Instnntly brines eaao from skin ' Irritation, soothes and heals tho enema right up mid leaves thq skin cloar nud smooth. It seldom falls to relieve the tor ment and disfigurement, flnffiirors from skin troubln should got n lit tle Jnr of Mvntlio-Hulphur from any good druggist and uso It llko a cold rroain.- Adv. KW53aeWWWiCW ' And now nil tho sport ods aro writ lug about Carp's faiiiuiis flylhg) punch. Ho must havo Intuntcd that whon ho was nn uvlutor. Got rosults by using class ads SASE TEA KEEPS over I could bardlf do any work. , .'Songtmo ago a. goo4 frinnd-ot) Baster( Jerome Dovlni. PauJ.P, Hans "mlno "told mo ho knew Tanlac.-would ler. V. N, Whnolor, 8. 7,i Culver, A. holTmre nutt ho i)oko bo poiltlvo n. Lake, , J. ,M. Scott ,"VXVJI lain U. about') ft that I took hbi advlco. And Clark. !? ' , f '. r t "1 I can say ngni now mat 'ianuic js collector or uusioms r.nivnrn v. tho first medicine-. I qver saw thut , Dnldwln,' Edmond O. ailtnor, B, 0, vJll do oxuctly what'thoy say l wJH ) Menrs, William Folsom, "Dr., J. C. Fivo bottles havptje samq is winflo , Smith, Asa D. Thompson, jno all over. ng.in,l 'can oat anything! , collector Department 'of tabor for ; ovor could In my,llfb and havdgain-1 Oregon Spcnco Wonfman', Qtynrles ed flftoOn pounds, it? (ght. I'm boju. Foy. ' l ' " moro nervous than a chlldj sleep. fine Comnilealtmer of, CopJIhjtlon-j-and it Juat irakr-s j'nb'fccl .liappyoj BuEonB.iSlrj(,j,,''J''f i. en fa.. COJI Joying ,8ilchB004, health. Tn rtnily Jsa great medicine.'". Tnntac ur, 0 Wlifii .Mixed WJm finlpliur Ilrlng-i Uncle Ills llcnutlfiit LliNtri; At Ohio Gray hnlr, hownver Iiandsomo, do niltea advancing ago. Wo all know tho advantages of a youthful nppenr nncq. Your hair la your cliurm. It makes or mars tho fare. When It fades', tbrns gray, nud looks rdruak od, Just n fow applications of B.iuo Tea nnd Hul)it)iir rnhnnten Ifa up-' poarnnco a 'hundredfold. I Don't stay gray!' Look young! Klther prepare tho rnclpo at homo or get from any drug Hioro a, LottUi of "Wyeth's,Sago nnd Sulphur Com pound," which Is merely tho old tlnia reeipo lm)iro ol by thn addi tion o othqr Ipgrodlcnts. Thnui sands of folks recommend this ready-Io-ubo prqparatlon, bocauso It dark ens tho hair hcfiutlfully;- besides, no 0(io can poHslbly toll, as It darkens so naturally and ovcnly. You molstpu a spongu or soft brush with It, draw ing this through tho hair taking ono i small strand at u tlmo. Dy morning mo gray, nair uisa.ppcnrs; nnor an other application.!? ,two t,o natural color iHvreHtoreji, . nml ;if heepmes u I Hot Water Each Morning 1 Puts Roses in Your Cheeks I B1' "'" -flii9Hsslwr'( ''"iq mwk'-wmmm t To l.t!. c.tc'ti l t npd feet ono'n liosl U'to njoy nn I Ida bntli fnch niofiilng to iiusn irwu li.o kutcm tmi jirrvioui day's ato. jour fcrmontatioiis and pol MIKiua t(icl;is luiuro It Is obkorbed Into the blo'od. Just as coal, when It burni, leaves Ixhlnd a certain amount of In cvmbuitlblo m.itirlal In tlm .form ol aeics, tso tlio food and drink taken tach day Icavo in the1 alimentary organ a certain ainriunt of Inillgcctlblu ;imtcrlnl, wiilcli If um eliniliiuU'ilform tnkln and pnIons which rtre then sucked Into tlic ilmictit to i Fedoraloujjjdor-CMrles; A. tnck giVssyJand Justrous, rind, you johna, John P. Kavanaugln. appear 'yeore yovnBor,J-Ady.' - blood through tlio rry ducts which arc Intended to sucR In onihourlshi itittain tlio body. If you want lu sto tlC g1ov of licaUby bloom In your elicijkB, to ten your skin get clearer and clearer, yon aro told to drink" every niornlnjt Jipon prising, a glae of lOt water V'II a teusnoonful of llmt-stono phospbatviiu It, which Is a ilmrmlcOT means of wooing tlio waste material and toxins from tlio stnmnoh, liver, kidneys and bawtls, thus cleans; ing, sweeten lug ud purifying tho mtlrv alimentary tract, ltefore putting more food Into tlm stomach. Girl nnd women with callow Mm, llwr dpots, pimples or pallid comiilox ton, lo tlioso who wake up with a routed tongue, bail laste, nasty breath, others who uro lmtliered with headaclics, bilious ftpclln, aeld stmniicli or conttlpa tlon should begin tills plioiphatcd hot w.iter drlnklilg and nio ntturrd of very nronouiierd results In nue or '.wo wrtkv. A quarter pouiid pf limestone jilios. nliatu costs vi-ry Utile at tho dru Btoro but Is Kufllchnt to deiuonstriito tlmt lust ns soap and hL wntcr clrauies, purifies and freslipus tlio skin on tlm outside, so hot water nnd llmentono phoephalo set on tlio Inside orvana. Wo must alwavs consider that Internal sanitation Is vast. ly moro, important than outside cleanli ness. bocaiuo tlio kin norcs do not ab sorb Impurities Into tlio blood, vhllo tlm uowei iorci io. i Women who dealro to enhanco tlio beauty of tliolr' complexion should lust try this for a week itnd notlco results, . ' In,