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Self-Preservation
Wo Intended to lend off this column
today
With a sortof Doc Crano-lnsplrntlori-nl
lay.
Telling how to be happy, though lack
ing In pelf,
Hut It sounds so convincing wo'll try
It oursolves.
One of theso days somo ontorprls
Ing enrtooner Is going to sum tho sit
uation of depleting capital nnd labor
on opposlto ends of a teetor board.
Many a fat socloty matron, who
upends hours a day trying to rcduco,
would bo surprised to find how easy
It would bo If she'd only grip a mop
nnd swing It around tho kitchen
floor a few times.
Fred English says that It's a cur
lous thing that tho women who has
ten blessings lo one affliction will get
more enjoyment out of worrying
over tho ono than enjoying tho ten.
A pessimist is a chap who baa bad
too many dealings with an optimist
Archie Wlsbard says that In his
observations ho has discovered that
tho girl who Is fishing for a husband
Is about as Impatient as a man who
Is fishing for cat fish. They botn
lmaglno every nlbblo is a blto.
Kpcaklnc of Nature
"What Is moro natural," asks
somebody or other In a woman's
magazine-, "Than for women to lsh
to retain her placo In the Industrial
world?"
"Nothing dear writer. "Ifn Just on
natural as for a bald-headed guy to
j- demand a seat In the front row at
a burly-Q show.
Which h tho zenith of naturalness.
Letters From
The People
HONANZA TKACIIUH SAYS
Mr.RHII.L PLAYIII) UNFAIRLY
Editor Herald.
Having read a report ot tho Mor-l
rlll-Uonanza basket ball games In
your Issuo of March 22nd, I nm ask
ing spaco to clear up sooral "mis'
undorstandlrigs." In tho first plac I wish to stnto
that tho Merrill mnnagomont has vio
lated every principle of Intnrscholns
tic sports In Its dealings with us.
The roport says "owing to n misun
derstanding as to weights" they were
defeated at Bonanza. In our first cor
respondence I gavo tho average
weight of each of our teams, nnd nn
agreement, was made that teams were
not to oxeced this avcrago. When tho
Merrill teams visited us and were do-j
cUlvcly defeated, thcro wore not tho
slightest grounds for mlsundorstand-;
Ingjis to weights, j
Then whon arrangements for tho,
cnmlng gnmo woro bolng discussed
by Mr. Peterson nnd me, I Insisted
on our weight agreements holding,,
and also that each school piny bona i
fldo students, I. o., thoso In regular j
nttendanco and In good cla;s stand
ing. Notwithstanding two days bo
fore tho game, 1 was "notified" that
tho mattor of nttendanco would not
disqualify Merrill playors. and on
taking tho matter up ovor tho phono,
I ascertained that even, n student I
"requested" to lcavo school would bo
played. Mr. I'otorson also refused to
weigh olthor of his teams. I
In splto of theso differences wo i
played tho games and, altho out-!
weighed, our boys would havo won i
with cloan referoelng. Tho score at '
tho end ot the first half stood 9 to
6 In Bonanza's favor. Then tho Mer-j
rill team was turned loose to use
football tactics and was ablo to se
euro a margin ot one basket oor
tholr lighter opponents.
In conclusion I wish to say tint
our teams hereby challonga Merrill
for a final gamo nnywhoro '.n Klanu
ath .county and played under a m u
tral referee. Our preference Is that
CIGAR STAND
all kinds of tobacco
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CHIROPRACTOR
Dr. Irfils V. Ill Mp
Ovor I'lrat Btulo nnd Havings Hank
Stilto 10G I'liono 102-J
G. E. WASHBURN
Contractor and
Builder
Construction Work of any kind.
No Job too largo or too small.
Estimates furnished free ,of
charge,
PHONE IW7-J
WILL
1 Tiikh nut tVllniM or Till li l"ts
! CON MURPHY
I U17 .Miirtlmor St.
Let Your GLASS trouble
be Mino
C. E. STUCKEY
Re-Glazing nnd Cabinet
Making
Phono 477W
Eleventh nnd Pine
I HOUSE MOVING
Having bought the
moving outfit, of True &
Failing, we are now
prepared to move
'houses or other heavy
1 rMtpinv"1
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es.
his tulo land, making arrangements
I for Its drainage
I Mr. and Mrs. Clydo Davis and son
I tamo from Redding, California to
! spend tho week end with friends In
this vicinity Mr. Davis Is an ex-agent
of this place.
f nM.I l.a llnWllv llnnill, WA,A
wojilay In Klamath Kails undur tho I , ' ' ,. '. ' , ',,.,,.
.' -. v...... . ,n..mi.... Klamath Tails visitors Friday.
Tho board of dlroctors ot Dlst. No.
! 37, has Installod tho Curtis cabinet
No. 2 In tho Midland school.
Fred Fletcher says that when It
comes to rough house stuff this na
tion stands foremost among the
rough,-housers. We lynch moro cit
izens, pick moro pockets, sell moro
wildcat stocks, shoot moro husbands
and walk on moro grass than any
otler peoplo In any country on tho
earth.
HunRcr Striken of History
Adam Hungry for an apple.
Noah Hungry for an oyster and
only two oysters on board.
Aloxader Hungry for moro
worlds to conquer.
King Solomon Hunry for a llttlo
domestlo peaco.
Holen of Troy Hungry for a full
length mirror.
Francis Dacon Hungry for Shakes
pearo's fame.
Patrick Henry Hungry for lib-
crty or death.
Almost anybody In 1921 Hungry
for a good drink.
To a sick man every trained nurso
under 45 Is a thing ot beauty and a
Joy forover.
A maiden of years thlrty-thrro,
Would say: "Mon don't Interest me,'
Hut Just tho same, when
Tho subject was men,
She'd giggle: "Ho, ho, he, Ho!"
1 "Why do they havo knots liistcnd
of miles on lio ocean?"
"So they can havo the ocean tldo."
auspices ot Klamath Falls Chamber
of Commerce. Wo, also request thit
Merril lanswcr through tho Herald
columns.
J. D. HATCH,
Principal- Donanza School.
MIDLAND NOTI-S
Three carloads ot stock, consisting
ot 81 head, wcro shipped to San
Francisco Tuesday for Immedlato
slaughter. Tbey camo from tho J. O.
Johnron ranch and woro shipped by
W. Moonoy.
Mr. J. S. Straw, county brand In
spector from Klamath Falls, was a
Midland visitor Tuesday.
Chin Lung, multl-mllllonalro
chinaman from Stockton, California,
Mr I.. A. West ot Mt.Lakl shipped
Tuvsdny, n ccrload of long yearling
fat cattlo to San Francisco tor liw
mcdlato slaughter, Mr. West accom
panied tho cattlo to San Francisco.
Spring Is romlng on nnd you havo
tho houso clcnrlng bur: U'oll, I havo
got It, toot lot's get togothnr.
PERKINS FURNITURE ROCHE
"Tlio I'urnUher of llnppy Home"
17tf
Washburn & Houston
riie.vi: ino-u
Household Furniture
OOODS OK ALL KINDS
oim piuci:s iuuHT
Wti lluy. Roll and Exchange
Cor Sixth and Klamath Avo.
DICK'S .V CO.
Captain Jack, a horse belonging
to A. A. Davis, dlod Wednesday, at j
tbo ago ot 42 years. Mr. Davis used
to rldo blm In the old days when In
dians wcro plentiful.
Mr. J. W. Jojy was a Klamath
Falls visitor Monday.
Pote Jones, who Is operating the
! Hill Hunter dredger spent Friday and
Saturday In Klamath Falls on business.
j Advertising brings efficiency.
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Klamath Lodg No. 137
L O..O..F.
Meets Friday night of each weok ai
I. O. 0. F. hall, 6th and Main stroets
it tr n.l.. v n
Tho Hill Hunter dredger that was -; XoVrTZZZZLv.' O.
0. II. Manguo oocy.
W. D, Cofer .. . ...Trcas.
ENCAMPMENT
working at tho J. D. Hoopor's ranch
of this vicinity has moved to tho flco
Watt's ranch near Kcno, becauso tho
was hero tho past week. looking ovor Oco. Watt's dyko Is overflowing.
Get something or nothing an'
you'll nevor coaso paying tor It.
Kind o' curious Isn't It about
J monoy-less tho filthy stuff is wodth,
!j harder wo Bcramblo to got It.
llv thn war. thn frartflold City.
(Ind.) Newa speaks of a "noar-nu-tomobllo
accident." Guess tho make.
AERIAL ADVERTIHINfi.
SPOKANE. Wiosh., March 25. The
'C Spokano Manufacturers' association
' by spoclal arrangements with a local
:U aviation company, will conduct an
'$ airnlnno advertising tour of eastern
I. ' Washington and northern Idaho this
summer. Tho tour will begin May 1
and two hundred towns and cities are
to bo included in tho itinerary.
lo vou
like Coffee?
Some people say on account
of its flavor, others for its appe
tizing aroma, many because of
the zest it adds to any meal,
but all will agree that coffee
is liked because it is an enjoy
able drink. To make it a per
fect one care must be used in
preparation and the coffee
must be of the highest grade. If
Hills Bro&
Red Can
COFFEE
is used, the most critical wlfl
be pleased.
'j. II. Houston C. P.
H. V. nrown S. W
L. J. McCluro . Scribe
E. J. Mayor --. .Treasurer
EX-SERVICE MEN, ATTENTION!
Klamath Post No. 8,
American Legion meets
at tho City Hall on tho
first and third Tuesdays
ot each month.
I Ex-scrvlco mon aro Invited to at
! tend tho mootlngs.
For membership cards or Informa
tion ox-sorvico mon nro requested to
seo or wrllo tho following efficers:
J. II. Cnrnahnn, Commander.
Iloy N. Kouch, Post Adjutant.
vnr rnllof of omnloyrnent seo or
PAINTING
Practical painting, gilding, bronr.
Ing, enameling, knlsoiiilnlng. wall
paper cleaning ami guttural ton
trading
II. C. TUTIIII.Ii
Phono 183 625 Oak St
NEW CITY LAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY
"Put Your Dud
In Our Suds"
PHONE 154
Corner Main and Conger
Klamath Dye Works.
Phone 408
OUn CLEANING, I'lUatilNO AN I
HKI'AIIU.SO WIMj MAKE VODH
CIjOTIIKH
LOOK LIKE NEW,
HATH llEIUiOCKKU
Goods Called for and Delivered
401 Main Htrcct Klamath Fall.
DR.G. A. MASSEY,
Foarth wid Tina HU.
In Warren Hunt HoiplUI
Off, rhono 497 not. Phone SIM
DR. T.C. CAMPBELL,
PHVHIOIAN AND HOROBOV l
I. O. O. F. nalldlng
rhono aoo
Resldenco White Pellcsn IIoUl
Residence Phone I.
DR. L. L. TRUAX.
WAItltKN HUNT IIOHI'ITAIi
l)y Phono, 41)7 Night Phone, 0
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Ofhco Phono 177W lies 177K(
Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart'
Physician and Hurgoon
Whlto llulldlng
Klamath Falls Oregon
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DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osjopathic PhyBtcinn and
Surgeon
Office and Residence
Phones 321
I. 0. 0. F. Temple
E. D. LAMB
PIlTfllCIAN AND HCItOBOlf .
Tbonra I7W
17H
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nnomi 1 and
While nuJIdlaf
L. D. Gass, M. D.
KYi:, KAIt, NOfti: AND TllltOAT
oi,ahsi:m rurtNiHinii)
Wnrren Hunt Hospital Phono 407
lira. White Pelican 1 Intel. Phono 0
DENTISTS
Dr. E. G. Wuecarrer
PUONE 804
Dr. P. M. Noel
PUONK 4
Over naderwood's
Hvfrath mma MjUb Htreete
DR. ;. A IIAMDO
Dentitt
L O. O. r. BaJMtaa
PHONE 1 '
MAAMAAM
i,irr uh do vouu coi,tii:cTiNo
A number of buslnoss houses nro
nvinL' thn tlmo of their bookkeepers
r.r"-; ... "..l.-n-n.-.i land individual colloctora by lotting
wrllo mo wiinirman u. uw ... , ... ,h , II10nthy bills. It Is
Employment Commlttco, francis ,. modern method. It cuts down
1 Olds, caro I.nkcsldo Lumber
! pany.
com-
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MINERAL BATHS;
Ur. Maud , IngersoU, Hwler
Chiropractic Phjeldaa
First National Dank Building
Entrance, Room I
AHHLAND, OREGON
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butraoUoae lo PUno Playing by
Expert of Many Year'
Experience.
MRS. OSDORN
BelmaApte.
Apt. .
your overhead. Get your bills roady
and wo will do tho rest.
MRS. T. H. JOLLY ..Cth nnd Main
Ovor Surnnnnn'H storo. Phono 320W
Klamath Falls Cyclery
Wo aro horo to sorvo you, and
aim to sorvu you right, Motorcyclos
nnd Illcyclos, Parts and Acossorles.
Tims nnd Tubes, that will stand
your Inspection, as wo carry tho
best In our line. Ropalr shop In
connection with Harloy-Davldson
Borvico.
Phono 273
1010 Main Ht. Klamath Pall
O, K. 1IIHMAHK
FRED WESTERFELD
DENTIST
Phone 434W.
X-Itny LaborMory
LoomU Dldg., KJanuUi Valla
CHIROPRACTORS
DRS.
MALLETT
AND
MALLETT
OmCH OVETt UNDERWBOD'a
Phone BS04, Seventh A Kate
j. o. oiiiraiioitN
CIVIL ENOINRKU AND
BUIIVHYOK
Phono 192J
133 S. Illvorslde
PI1LICAN IIAY HUB
Faro 25c oach way
Loaves Roz Cafe Loaves Pelican City
7:45 a, m. 8:00', tn.
12:46 p. m. l:00p.m,
6:00 p. m. 5:30 p. m.
Rcckard Rent Henrico
Phono 77
20-tt
BEAUTY PARLOR
Shampoolne, mnrcollng, massag
ing, manicuring. Tor appolntmenti,
phono 36C, Whlto Pelican Hotel,
HAW MILL KNOINKKRINO 4s
CONBTnUOTION CO.
Designer and bnlldera of mod
em saw mills, planing twills a4
box planie. Dredging. Pile drlvlag.
Phone 406.W
Office Corner Bprlpg and Oak
' Near H. 1. Depot "
Excavating
Teaming
Lot us make you a price on dig
ging that basement, or other ex
cavating you contemplate. We 'also
do team work of ovory description,
Ic-ne 426-J
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Lawn and Garden Seed Murphey's Seed Store
PHONE 87
124 So. Sixth St.
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