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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (March 25, 1921)
V .U. l'ltiDAV, march , as, mat. THE EVENING, HERALD,. KLAMATH. .FALLS.. OREGON PAGE PODIt 1 i ' I The .Office Cat IIV JUNIUS jjj-JVXi-U-U-V,-1jjiWWVV"i Jl " M l l Self-Preservation Wo Intended to lend off this column today With a sortof Doc Crano-lnsplrntlori-nl lay. Telling how to be happy, though lack ing In pelf, Hut It sounds so convincing wo'll try It oursolves. One of theso days somo ontorprls Ing enrtooner Is going to sum tho sit uation of depleting capital nnd labor on opposlto ends of a teetor board. Many a fat socloty matron, who upends hours a day trying to rcduco, would bo surprised to find how easy It would bo If she'd only grip a mop nnd swing It around tho kitchen floor a few times. Fred English says that It's a cur lous thing that tho women who has ten blessings lo one affliction will get more enjoyment out of worrying over tho ono than enjoying tho ten. A pessimist is a chap who baa bad too many dealings with an optimist Archie Wlsbard says that In his observations ho has discovered that tho girl who Is fishing for a husband Is about as Impatient as a man who Is fishing for cat fish. They botn lmaglno every nlbblo is a blto. Kpcaklnc of Nature "What Is moro natural," asks somebody or other In a woman's magazine-, "Than for women to lsh to retain her placo In the Industrial world?" "Nothing dear writer. "Ifn Just on natural as for a bald-headed guy to j- demand a seat In the front row at a burly-Q show. Which h tho zenith of naturalness. Letters From The People HONANZA TKACIIUH SAYS Mr.RHII.L PLAYIII) UNFAIRLY Editor Herald. Having read a report ot tho Mor-l rlll-Uonanza basket ball games In your Issuo of March 22nd, I nm ask ing spaco to clear up sooral "mis' undorstandlrigs." In tho first plac I wish to stnto that tho Merrill mnnagomont has vio lated every principle of Intnrscholns tic sports In Its dealings with us. The roport says "owing to n misun derstanding as to weights" they were defeated at Bonanza. In our first cor respondence I gavo tho average weight of each of our teams, nnd nn agreement, was made that teams were not to oxeced this avcrago. When tho Merrill teams visited us and were do-j cUlvcly defeated, thcro wore not tho slightest grounds for mlsundorstand-; Ingjis to weights, j Then whon arrangements for tho, cnmlng gnmo woro bolng discussed by Mr. Peterson nnd me, I Insisted on our weight agreements holding,, and also that each school piny bona i fldo students, I. o., thoso In regular j nttendanco and In good cla;s stand ing. Notwithstanding two days bo fore tho game, 1 was "notified" that tho mattor of nttendanco would not disqualify Merrill playors. and on taking tho matter up ovor tho phono, I ascertained that even, n student I "requested" to lcavo school would bo played. Mr. I'otorson also refused to weigh olthor of his teams. I In splto of theso differences wo i played tho games and, altho out-! weighed, our boys would havo won i with cloan referoelng. Tho score at ' tho end ot the first half stood 9 to 6 In Bonanza's favor. Then tho Mer-j rill team was turned loose to use football tactics and was ablo to se euro a margin ot one basket oor tholr lighter opponents. In conclusion I wish to say tint our teams hereby challonga Merrill for a final gamo nnywhoro '.n Klanu ath .county and played under a m u tral referee. Our preference Is that CIGAR STAND all kinds of tobacco O P E N A h L N I G H T o p The E CENTRAL N MOTEL a GUY GARRETT, Mgr. l I'liono 1.V5-W Steam Heated ju RATES: Transient $1.00, up , Weekly $5.00up U H T I NEWS STAND all the latest news CHIROPRACTOR Dr. Irfils V. Ill Mp Ovor I'lrat Btulo nnd Havings Hank Stilto 10G I'liono 102-J G. E. WASHBURN Contractor and Builder Construction Work of any kind. No Job too largo or too small. Estimates furnished free ,of charge, PHONE IW7-J WILL 1 Tiikh nut tVllniM or Till li l"ts ! CON MURPHY I U17 .Miirtlmor St. Let Your GLASS trouble be Mino C. E. STUCKEY Re-Glazing nnd Cabinet Making Phono 477W Eleventh nnd Pine I HOUSE MOVING Having bought the moving outfit, of True & Failing, we are now prepared to move 'houses or other heavy 1 rMtpinv"1 ar ticl es. his tulo land, making arrangements I for Its drainage I Mr. and Mrs. Clydo Davis and son I tamo from Redding, California to ! spend tho week end with friends In this vicinity Mr. Davis Is an ex-agent of this place. f nM.I l.a llnWllv llnnill, WA,A wojilay In Klamath Kails undur tho I , ' ' ,. '. ' , ',,.,,. .' -. v...... . ,n..mi.... Klamath Tails visitors Friday. Tho board of dlroctors ot Dlst. No. ! 37, has Installod tho Curtis cabinet No. 2 In tho Midland school. Fred Fletcher says that when It comes to rough house stuff this na tion stands foremost among the rough,-housers. We lynch moro cit izens, pick moro pockets, sell moro wildcat stocks, shoot moro husbands and walk on moro grass than any otler peoplo In any country on tho earth. HunRcr Striken of History Adam Hungry for an apple. Noah Hungry for an oyster and only two oysters on board. Aloxader Hungry for moro worlds to conquer. King Solomon Hunry for a llttlo domestlo peaco. Holen of Troy Hungry for a full length mirror. Francis Dacon Hungry for Shakes pearo's fame. Patrick Henry Hungry for lib- crty or death. Almost anybody In 1921 Hungry for a good drink. To a sick man every trained nurso under 45 Is a thing ot beauty and a Joy forover. A maiden of years thlrty-thrro, Would say: "Mon don't Interest me,' Hut Just tho same, when Tho subject was men, She'd giggle: "Ho, ho, he, Ho!" 1 "Why do they havo knots liistcnd of miles on lio ocean?" "So they can havo the ocean tldo." auspices ot Klamath Falls Chamber of Commerce. Wo, also request thit Merril lanswcr through tho Herald columns. J. D. HATCH, Principal- Donanza School. MIDLAND NOTI-S Three carloads ot stock, consisting ot 81 head, wcro shipped to San Francisco Tuesday for Immedlato slaughter. Tbey camo from tho J. O. Johnron ranch and woro shipped by W. Moonoy. Mr. J. S. Straw, county brand In spector from Klamath Falls, was a Midland visitor Tuesday. Chin Lung, multl-mllllonalro chinaman from Stockton, California, Mr I.. A. West ot Mt.Lakl shipped Tuvsdny, n ccrload of long yearling fat cattlo to San Francisco tor liw mcdlato slaughter, Mr. West accom panied tho cattlo to San Francisco. Spring Is romlng on nnd you havo tho houso clcnrlng bur: U'oll, I havo got It, toot lot's get togothnr. PERKINS FURNITURE ROCHE "Tlio I'urnUher of llnppy Home" 17tf Washburn & Houston riie.vi: ino-u Household Furniture OOODS OK ALL KINDS oim piuci:s iuuHT Wti lluy. Roll and Exchange Cor Sixth and Klamath Avo. DICK'S .V CO. Captain Jack, a horse belonging to A. A. Davis, dlod Wednesday, at j tbo ago ot 42 years. Mr. Davis used to rldo blm In the old days when In dians wcro plentiful. Mr. J. W. Jojy was a Klamath Falls visitor Monday. Pote Jones, who Is operating the ! Hill Hunter dredger spent Friday and Saturday In Klamath Falls on business. j Advertising brings efficiency. - Klamath Lodg No. 137 L O..O..F. Meets Friday night of each weok ai I. O. 0. F. hall, 6th and Main stroets it tr n.l.. v n Tho Hill Hunter dredger that was -; XoVrTZZZZLv.' O. 0. II. Manguo oocy. W. D, Cofer .. . ...Trcas. ENCAMPMENT working at tho J. D. Hoopor's ranch of this vicinity has moved to tho flco Watt's ranch near Kcno, becauso tho was hero tho past week. looking ovor Oco. Watt's dyko Is overflowing. Get something or nothing an' you'll nevor coaso paying tor It. Kind o' curious Isn't It about J monoy-less tho filthy stuff is wodth, !j harder wo Bcramblo to got It. llv thn war. thn frartflold City. (Ind.) Newa speaks of a "noar-nu-tomobllo accident." Guess tho make. AERIAL ADVERTIHINfi. SPOKANE. Wiosh., March 25. The 'C Spokano Manufacturers' association ' by spoclal arrangements with a local :U aviation company, will conduct an '$ airnlnno advertising tour of eastern I. ' Washington and northern Idaho this summer. Tho tour will begin May 1 and two hundred towns and cities are to bo included in tho itinerary. lo vou like Coffee? Some people say on account of its flavor, others for its appe tizing aroma, many because of the zest it adds to any meal, but all will agree that coffee is liked because it is an enjoy able drink. To make it a per fect one care must be used in preparation and the coffee must be of the highest grade. If Hills Bro& Red Can COFFEE is used, the most critical wlfl be pleased. 'j. II. Houston C. P. H. V. nrown S. W L. J. McCluro . Scribe E. J. Mayor --. .Treasurer EX-SERVICE MEN, ATTENTION! Klamath Post No. 8, American Legion meets at tho City Hall on tho first and third Tuesdays ot each month. I Ex-scrvlco mon aro Invited to at ! tend tho mootlngs. For membership cards or Informa tion ox-sorvico mon nro requested to seo or wrllo tho following efficers: J. II. Cnrnahnn, Commander. Iloy N. Kouch, Post Adjutant. vnr rnllof of omnloyrnent seo or PAINTING Practical painting, gilding, bronr. Ing, enameling, knlsoiiilnlng. wall paper cleaning ami guttural ton trading II. C. TUTIIII.Ii Phono 183 625 Oak St NEW CITY LAUNDRY FINISHED WORK FLAT WORK ROUGH DRY "Put Your Dud In Our Suds" PHONE 154 Corner Main and Conger Klamath Dye Works. Phone 408 OUn CLEANING, I'lUatilNO AN I HKI'AIIU.SO WIMj MAKE VODH CIjOTIIKH LOOK LIKE NEW, HATH llEIUiOCKKU Goods Called for and Delivered 401 Main Htrcct Klamath Fall. DR.G. A. MASSEY, Foarth wid Tina HU. In Warren Hunt HoiplUI Off, rhono 497 not. Phone SIM DR. T.C. CAMPBELL, PHVHIOIAN AND HOROBOV l I. O. O. F. nalldlng rhono aoo Resldenco White Pellcsn IIoUl Residence Phone I. DR. L. L. TRUAX. WAItltKN HUNT IIOHI'ITAIi l)y Phono, 41)7 Night Phone, 0 utfWWMMWMMAAAftM Ofhco Phono 177W lies 177K( Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart' Physician and Hurgoon Whlto llulldlng Klamath Falls Oregon MMVWtfWWWMVMMAMMAMMMMMMANI DR. F. R. GODDARD Osjopathic PhyBtcinn and Surgeon Office and Residence Phones 321 I. 0. 0. F. Temple E. D. LAMB PIlTfllCIAN AND HCItOBOlf . Tbonra I7W 17H m nnomi 1 and While nuJIdlaf L. D. Gass, M. D. KYi:, KAIt, NOfti: AND TllltOAT oi,ahsi:m rurtNiHinii) Wnrren Hunt Hospital Phono 407 lira. White Pelican 1 Intel. Phono 0 DENTISTS Dr. E. G. Wuecarrer PUONE 804 Dr. P. M. Noel PUONK 4 Over naderwood's Hvfrath mma MjUb Htreete DR. ;. A IIAMDO Dentitt L O. O. r. BaJMtaa PHONE 1 ' MAAMAAM i,irr uh do vouu coi,tii:cTiNo A number of buslnoss houses nro nvinL' thn tlmo of their bookkeepers r.r"-; ... "..l.-n-n.-.i land individual colloctora by lotting wrllo mo wiinirman u. uw ... , ... ,h , II10nthy bills. It Is Employment Commlttco, francis ,. modern method. It cuts down 1 Olds, caro I.nkcsldo Lumber ! pany. com- && lSSil' MINERAL BATHS; Ur. Maud , IngersoU, Hwler Chiropractic Phjeldaa First National Dank Building Entrance, Room I AHHLAND, OREGON Ywm butraoUoae lo PUno Playing by Expert of Many Year' Experience. MRS. OSDORN BelmaApte. Apt. . your overhead. Get your bills roady and wo will do tho rest. MRS. T. H. JOLLY ..Cth nnd Main Ovor Surnnnnn'H storo. Phono 320W Klamath Falls Cyclery Wo aro horo to sorvo you, and aim to sorvu you right, Motorcyclos nnd Illcyclos, Parts and Acossorles. Tims nnd Tubes, that will stand your Inspection, as wo carry tho best In our line. Ropalr shop In connection with Harloy-Davldson Borvico. Phono 273 1010 Main Ht. Klamath Pall O, K. 1IIHMAHK FRED WESTERFELD DENTIST Phone 434W. X-Itny LaborMory LoomU Dldg., KJanuUi Valla CHIROPRACTORS DRS. MALLETT AND MALLETT OmCH OVETt UNDERWBOD'a Phone BS04, Seventh A Kate j. o. oiiiraiioitN CIVIL ENOINRKU AND BUIIVHYOK Phono 192J 133 S. Illvorslde PI1LICAN IIAY HUB Faro 25c oach way Loaves Roz Cafe Loaves Pelican City 7:45 a, m. 8:00', tn. 12:46 p. m. l:00p.m, 6:00 p. m. 5:30 p. m. Rcckard Rent Henrico Phono 77 20-tt BEAUTY PARLOR Shampoolne, mnrcollng, massag ing, manicuring. Tor appolntmenti, phono 36C, Whlto Pelican Hotel, HAW MILL KNOINKKRINO 4s CONBTnUOTION CO. Designer and bnlldera of mod em saw mills, planing twills a4 box planie. Dredging. Pile drlvlag. Phone 406.W Office Corner Bprlpg and Oak ' Near H. 1. Depot " Excavating Teaming Lot us make you a price on dig ging that basement, or other ex cavating you contemplate. We 'also do team work of ovory description, Ic-ne 426-J i Lawn and Garden Seed Murphey's Seed Store PHONE 87 124 So. Sixth St. s '7h.W -' .T5" rsy