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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 30, 1920)
J tHURADAY, DECEMBER 80, ltM. t THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON J'AOW TWO The Office Cat i . BY JUNIUS llcna Ilia Application "Here's a 8wlss named Ere who lives In Now York, petitioning to havo hit name changed." "llo and hit wlfo have four chil dren, and his family li constantly referred to as 'tho half-doten Eggs.' He claims his yoke Is too hoary to bo borne." "Why doesn't he lay for his tor mentors?" "It appears that ho did onco and lot beaten whipped to a froth. Poor Egg could hardly scramblo home." Our AI Man' Oilo If nightingales didn't tint;', most people would never know about them or caro. It Is the nightingale's way of advertising Itself. We know tho raluo of this bird from the beauty of Its sons. Let us Imitate the beautiful; let us sway tho public mind through tho goodness there Is. In It; let us do It' through good advertising. What' IVronR? Is It right for a husband to stay at homo and mind tho children while tho wlfo goes to tho movies? Wright says It's all right. All who differ may wrlto Wright and set him right. "Bccauao I was getting up all the time," Hobble replied. Oht "Tho world owes mo n living." ho said, , And then tho Inty pup Went on, "I rums I'll stay In bed until they send It up. Tho government Is going to lnves- tlgnto the corn market. Well, It's about' time. Stnco prohibition went Into effect, tho corn market has been a bad baby. i Learn A Undo Thins Kncli I)ny -An elephant Is never bothered by files biting It. Jimmy Watklns says another kind of a slacker Is tho fellow who wants to buy you a cigar but can't find his pocketbook until you'va already paid for 'em. Scrlu Vital Statistic County Agent E. 1L Thomas . nnd Frank Sexton left yesterday for Lorella whore Mr. Thomas Is check ing up on tho rabbits in that torn- munlty. Item In Klamath Itecord. This certainly opens up a prolific field tor Investigation. Little Bobby came In the other day crying and rubbing tho several "butts," or rather several places where tbo butts administered by a pet sboop bad landed. "Why, Dobble, what's the matter?" asked his mother' "My sheep, he knocked me down," Bobbed Bobble. k"Why didn't you run awny from him? his mother asked. Silvertone is now per fected. Silvertone is photogra phy's latest advance ment. Silvertone is the craze of the East. Silvertone is perfection of the art of photog raphy. Silvertone can only be seen at HENLINE'S STUDIO Kjitlicr'n Iiolnncc Sheet raid eut: 1 diamond brooch 1 Hudson seal coat 1 racing automobile 1 Vlctrola 1 tiger rug , . 3 diamond rings. Received : IS pairs of socks 12 neckties 37 pairs slippers 11 pulso warmers 4 dog collars 6 crocheted "somethings." There's a girl here In Klamath Palls that's sore with Santa Claus. Sho'a so thin that she can't fill her own stocking, and yet she ex pected Santa to fill It for her. Mnn'n Eswy on Woman Eyeing Sighing Crying Buying Prying' Dyeing Women' Kmny on Man Denying Falsifying Horrifying Mortifying Liquefying Lying. HIT BBS flli T liANOKOKI) WINH NtJIlAl1 WITH l'MHCO 1I0XKII T fcr r MsMsMsbs1sV9pIhCTJBsmssBI Why Is It that when you have three umbrellas they ore always at the other end of the routo every time it rains? Wlnlrr I'oinc Chilly breeze, Beeveedees, Feller's knees Nearly freeze. m notice Automobile owners and operators of automobiles should rrncure from tho secretary of state their licenses for 1921. A 1920 license Is no protection aft er Jan. 1st and owners and operators are subject to arrest and fino on and after Jan. 1st. 1921 unless their 1921 licenses are displayed. I. It. BTRUDI.E, 8-31 Mayor. iOF 1 821PH!CES WICHITA, Kan., Doc. 30 Tho Wheat drawers' Association of America, which has been conducting a campaign to Induco growers to withhold their wheat from the, mar ket until prices nro higher, plana to' havo mldwentorn slates so well or ganized wlth)n tho 'next six, months that tho growers will bo nblo to control tho price paid for the 1021 wheat crop, according to H. iMcdrcovy, secretary and treasurer. Tho association now haa a mem bership of approximately 100,000 In the states of Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas and Nebraska, according to Mr. Mcdreovy, who has his head quarters horo. Tho organization will be extended, ho said, to Min nesota. North Dakota and South Dakota. i "Tho purposn of tho National Wheat Growers' association Is to control tho distribution and mar .kctlng of wheat through finanuni and selling agencies of Its own so- Election nt a prlco based upon cost. plus n fair and reasonable profit," said Secretary Mcdreevy. "Not only tho wheat growers of our association, but tho wheat grow ers in general nro refusing to sell any wheat at present prices except In cases whero financial conditions force tho sale. For moro than thirty days wo havu withheld our wheat from tho markot until now a largo number of flour mllbi nro Idle and tho local and tormina! elevators nro nearly empty. Wheat growers feel that ho has practically accomplished what seemed at first Impossible, and Is now encouraged to contlnuo withholding his wheat from market In order that a prlco i which Is fair and just shall bo paid hlra for his labor and- money in vested." Mr. Mcdreevy objects to tho use of tho term "wheat striko" In re ferring to tho action of tho wheat growers. "Our growers nro not striking ns Is commonly meant by tho term," bo shld. "Wo aro still sow ing and attending to tho many ard uous duties of tho farm. Wo nro only holding our whent to bo mar keted at any tlmo tho producer may think It at a fair prlco." Tho organization was formed about" a year and a halt rgo In southern Kansas and northern Okla homa. Mr. A. Slaughter of Man chester, Okla., was tho originator and early promoter. According to its promoters Its growth In tbo first six months was slow but in tho last tow months It has been rapid until tbo membership has spread to every wheat growing county in tho four states organized. Tho four states now organlzod (Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma and Texas) In which a membership of 100,000 Is claimed, havo 220,806 wheat growers, according to Kansas board of agrlculturo statistics. PORTLAND. Duo. 30 8am Lang ford, Boston henvy weight (colored) won n ten round decision hero Inst night from Jim Harry of Ban Fran cisco. Bhrry manngod to lust out tho bout by keeping out of reach of Lang ford's Jabs. IHVOItCK TRIAL PIANO LESSONS a. tlb Z47SZ- i' 9 iefbnr fMtr yts! l '. '.. fv-WJ i instruction on piano win do given .by Mrs. J. E. Bambery, 118C Cres cent avenue. I'none szt-m. 2W if''1 uVi. I (g MEDICAL EXAMINER NAMED (SALEM, Dee. 30. Governor Ol cott today appointed Dr. J. K. Locke of Portland to succeed Dr. Frank W. Wood, resigned, as a member of tho state board of medical examiners. NOTICE Seventy tons of alfalfa hay, Horse wintered, S3 on straw; 7 on hay. all they can eat. Jay Falrclo, Mer rill road 23-10 DISTINCTION. "Don't you over got tired of play Ing golf?" "No, I nover weary of playing, but I'll admit frankly that the rt of golf I play ofton makcs'mii good and tired." Detroit Froo Press. Set of BEAUTIFUL CHINA ShlpiMtl to Vh by Mistake. Wo don't carry China in stock, w will sacrifice rather than send it back to factory. DAVENPORT Jeweler Sixth Street "TILL THE TIDES OF THE OCEAN REFUSE TO FLOW." This song Is swooping the Kant. Securo your copy before tho local Bupply Is. exhausted. On satu at Klumath Falls Music Houso. She Was a Chorus Girl Lurk vtni ngalnNt her. C'irriiiu stance forced her to poHo iih I Ills imin'n wife. She Ix'llcvfd him dead Now He Came Home iukI found her thcro vtltli tils marriagn certificate, ring and everything. How would you uct if you ero the boy? If you were tho girl? Wlio wui repectubIo by proxy? How Did It All End? SURPRISES, LAUOHS, AND HEAL DRAMA AWAIT YOU. AT THE LIBERTY TONIGHT Trlitl of tho dlvorrn suit of Sylvln Hughes against V. C. Hughes is on In thn circuit court this afternoon. Tho contest In tho suit revolves about tho custody of a minor, said to bo au adopted child. " ' Stnto Sonntor D, L. Eddy of Horn burg is appearing for defendant and W. A, Welst of this city Is plaintiff's counsol. A Rovlval Sorvlro will begin Sun day Jan. 2nd, 1920, nt tho First Bap tist church, corner 8th and Wnnh Ington streets. Rev. 8. E. Milam will conduct tho services. This meeting will continue throughout the week. Preaching every night at 7:30 p. m, Remember tho plnco, the hour nnd tho man. Co mo ono nnd ull nnd hear tho old fashioned dospol. 30-30 K2-? Pttcni Lame oacR w WT W Rub backache, Lumbago. Soreness f fi P V and stivers awaytiy -frfcl Qsjjj Back hurt you? Cnn't straighten up without finding sudden pains, sharp aches and twinges? Now Lis ten! That's lumbago, sciatica or may bo from a strain, and you'll K"l blessed relief tho moment you rub your back with noothlnc. penatrntlng "81. Jacobs Oil." Nothing else takes out soreness, lameness nnd stiffness so quickly. You simply rub It nnd out comes tho pnln. It Is perfectly harm- lots nnd doesn't burn or discolor tho skin. Limber upl Don't" suffer! (let a stnnll trial boltln from tiny drug store, nnd after using It Just once, yuu"lt forget that you uver had back nclio, lumbago or sciatica, hccauto your back will nevw hurt or cuuso any mora misery. It nuror disap points nnd has liuon tcoommomtod for 60 ytars. Adv. t' I ClvAckV Yriiir $iiif- NfYur X a? Wt 1 -. L.sa IthaAT MWlsiaWl .TJam V. z rrices or vrooicni nave uccn rouuwu a w X feet fit guaranteed. Prompt dehyery. T v !. 1 I our inspection inviicu. CHAS. J. CIZEK, Merchant Tailor Tmm44ff4 H M I I Bn sall '1 sJL aaaaaaaaaaaaaal I B B LL r!27E ,Jl H. JmtiEp'rwESl VslssisSSsfflRsb siBwMt .B I CfsasasrJsattL saL B T N B! A 185 audiences tried it this way MOST people know thnt the musical enjoyment which they Ret out of n phonograph depenils upon one thiny. That thing is the phonograph's realism. ' This picture shows the hest way to test ft phonograph's renlism. - "Miss Iietsy Lane Shepherd, the famous soprano, is standing bcsitle the Nrew Kdison, uiid singing in direct comparison with the New; Edison's He-Ciiuation of her voice' 185 audiences, aggregating more than 100,000 people, have actually heard this comparison. . None could distinguish between her living voice and its Ke-Creation. This is one of the phenomenal records of realism. The New Edison holds all other records of realism, too, because no other phonograph attempts this comparison-test or could sustain it. 2&NEW EDISON "Tht Phonograph with a Soul" You ?.K " try it this way ) the way we use In our store I the Realism Test I Test the NewM lTS.lf 1- "! - . .! d t ! M l.l ' xixiisoa s iveausm agauisc ine picusura you Know music wu. unug, IaII . .mI.i.1 Ib.M.1 i .. tH.l.H4U.ll' '-tmmim M. MT milDlnnl 1 i xcji us wuk iviuu ui vuicc ur uiairuiuciit (jivca yuu nuw iiiiuh.wi enjoyment. Listen while we play your favorite on the New EdisonJ The Realism Test will enable you to gauge, whether tho New Edison's Re-Creation gives you all of this enjoyment, This is your test J It will help you determine what the New Edison'sJiJ TIMilicm mnric in lirnna nf rtiit. rwirn mtteimii ninvmnf- ' . Jm - ... ...v.., ... v.... w. ,,... w.. ...u.w. x..Vw. , Ask for it I The "Personal Favorites" Realism Test. Another thing to ask about is our Budget Plan, It disposes money question, in a way that will appeal to your common and to your pocketbook. , ,witT s. H'j'3iZinr: 'H4l :,l Klamath Falls Music House Geo. "A. Wirtz, Prop. 122 S. Sixth St. of thefl