The Evening herald., December 14, 1920, Page PAGE TWO, Image 2

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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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It Can' Leak,
Because It's
Made in One
Piece
ALL one piece, like bottle; no
. team, no joint. Even Hop
per socket U moulded In. Guar
anteed for full two years' service
or anew one free. OetnKo.ni
You may need it tome'
leek.
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The Office Cat
STAR DRUG CO
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11V .1 I'M US
Wliltlu-r An Wo Drifting'.'
It wo follow these fashionable witch
es
Who seem Itcnl oo n saving ot of
Miches,
In a very short whllo
To kcop up with tho stylo
We'll mako two nklrta from ono pair
of britches. '
lawyer's clork, nn KiirIIiIi youth,
called to ubtuln hor signature to hoiiio
papers,
"Just yo sign tlilm yowol, yimng
mini, nn Ol'lt make inn mark," hiiIiI
tho good ilntno promptly, "Hlnro mo
eyes not no had Ol'vu not licon able.
to wroltn n word."
"Ami---mid how tin ymi spoil your
uamo?" asked the clork shyly.
'Hlium. Just whiitovnr wnv yo fan-
clou,' replied Mm. DoDnohmi blandly.
"Slnco 01 lost mo tooth nhuro Its
not n slnglo blessed wont 01 cmi
sltpoll!"
clearing hi tlinmt whllo tho toasU
muster la Introducing him, ho tuny ho
MilipMo mivo pulse. '
When you start to follow advice
It In Hiiro to en tcli up with you.
Ot course It 'a tho Christmas spirit
that counts, but tint doesn't neces
sarily mean that aha wilt bo sails-
tlod with a Chrlstmna enrd.
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A Philadelphia woiiinn . Is nego
tiating with thlovoa for tho return
lot licr 1300,000 necklace, but up
jpcnra to consider" 125,000 too hlRh it
price, rot that is less lunii tho custo
mary war tax.
fiirtinlly
In other people's buslnosa I nm not
Inclined to meddle,
HornliiR In, I'm proud to any. bus
never been n fault ot mine.
Hut frequently I wondor
What In tho bloomlii' tlmmlur
Tho operator' doliiR wlillo I'm wait
Imr on tho lino)
"After hor recital' says n Missouri
paper, "the young womiiii will leave
for t'hllndetphln to study- mimic."
Twist your own.
,Whon u man can lt calmly with
out either blushing, fcrlnujng or
A Savings Account for Every Last
Man, Woman and Child.
IP wo can Influenco tho owning ot a Savings Account
by, every youngster and grown-up, too, In Klamath
Falls, tho First National Dank will bavo moro than
dono Ita part to help balance up tho spending account
everybody has worked ovcrtlmo tho past several years.
A Savings Account make's the real
THRIFT Christmas alft. ,,
oi
Kveit An IMItor Oin't Stnnd livery-
Thing.
(From Cupper". Wely)
j Wo exported 10,000,000,000 clg
arottes lnt year, says it Mulvano city
tor, and smoked 39,000,000,000 The
export quantity seem likely cnoURti i
but 35.000,000,000 cigarettes scoma
'too many fur any editor to smoko.
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"Wilt you bIrii tho Inclosed cou-
, pon," Implorea n Hooiler bard, "nnd
thus help an unknown nonius to gain
'recognition!" Some hldo their light
'under a bushel, and other work
'overtime polishing up tho reflector
Yet, when you comb to think ot It,
It one forbears to toot ono's horn.
Tho same will not bo tooted.
e? First National Bank
KLAMATH FALLS
OREGON
9 JJ1"1
Don't worry or hurry. Duy your
Christmas gifts at the Catholic La
dles' Daiaar. 11-1 8
Drlng ber v box ot candy tonight.
The Dlue Dlrd. 6tf
In This
Modern
Don't worry or hurry. Hoy your
Christmas gifts at the Catholic La
dles' Bazaar. 11-18
Open Evenings until Christmas at
Karl Shepherd's Music Store. 10ft
Still another reason for not throw
ing a brick Is that ono might hit a
fund solicitor.
Ftno
"My candidate for the busiest man
contest," chirps Callaghan, tho Kspoe
agent. "U a train caller with an Im
pediment In his speech trying to an
nounce that his train leaves station
In one minute."
We havo a perfect horror of tho
clerk In a haberdashery storo who In
sists upon show-In us the same kind
ot underwear that ho wears.
And tho pitiful thing about It Is tho
fact that tho American hen Is on a
strlko too.
Fruits and nuts. Dipped In choco
late. Oct them at Tho Blue Bird Ctf
Day
Carpenter contractor, 1C32 Wall
t. 8-22
"Ould Mar Donohuc," tho seller
ot egges and milk, beenmo "Mrs.
Donobuo" when sho Inherited her
uncle's money and went to Dublin to
,llvo llko tho "glntry." Ono day n
Everett True
By Condo
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Sheep Men Must
Readjust Industry
ltediu'tlim ot wiiriin tins stnrti'd In
sheep htmliiens mid u neneral cur
tailment will ho iieconHiiry, iii'cerdliii:
to Jim Miirthu onn of Him big sheep.
men of (lllllum county. "Wo'vo been
p.iyliiK $100 a month and found to
tint Hlieep-horderH, ami this him been
cut to $7fi mid may go lower," stutnil
Mr. Murtha nt the Impurlnl yester-
dny. "The sheep kiiiiio Is it goml liusl
liens mid always tins been If a mini
will forget the had years. II Isn't
Reed now, hut It will emtio hack, as
It always has ami always will If a
man wilt xtlck to It. Hut what Is line-
estiary now Is to pay off all tho extra
help ami Rot the costs down. And
work; thill's the main thing. A lot
ot Hhcepmen ami farmers hnvo been
hiring everything done Instead of
working tliemMfllvi'H, Work will go n
Idiir way toward helping tho slttnt
Imi." MrN Murllia runs from 7000
to 10,000 nheep mill sayn that this
slimmer ho wmi nway from. Iiln fam
ily In tho imiuntitlns with his nlioop
morn than over hefoni, Portland
Oremmliin.
WII.HO.V AHKHAII
Itllt HTAItVINtl !llll.lllti:
WAlllllNtlTON, Dee. H I'rosl-
dent AVIIsou npiiealeil today to tho
American people lo contribute fundH
tor tho rullof ot threo ami onu half
million children In Central I In rope,
who Is desrrlheil, urn facliiR starvn-Hon.
Itrlng your dressmaking nnd sow
ing to 1104 Worden Avii. 11-17
I.OHT, a chanrn to find what you'vn
been looking for If you don't visit
Davenport's Jowolry Htoro, 133 H.
nth HI. ' 13-IH
ffof
Cakes?
.ike Mother
usedfo woke!
-and 'my -how
(eft'cious- with
9 pt'pind hot cup .
of Gffa and
pure cream
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Tobacco. Smoke up here.
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HERE WE ARE, PETEI i
Ljnnini.fl rtnm tytn Ih 1.m ..I....!. .... .r -.
old atamplnc grounds rubblnc elbovs with tho
roaring racket and running flush Into more electric
displays, blazing posters and smashing olgns that
cound the joys of Camel Clgartttca than you'd
ever believe could be jammed Into one tovnl
When I hit Broadway this p. m. I'd said tho
Reynolds folks had transplanted "Cmnel City"
right up here!
It seems like all New Yorkers have adopted
Camels as their own personal brand I And, Pete,
since this is the original speed town it's only what
you expect when you see 'cm carry a package of
Camels in each coat pocket. If their right hand
is busy, they dig out their left hand dcclc' they
lust won't lose time getting a Camel lighted I
That's the gait around here, old thorobredl
And, Peter, tho New Yorker has his own A-l pet
reason why he's so keen for Camels. For instance,
Doc Marshall will bet his car on Camcla quality
against any cigarette in the world I Bill Jnmcs
says to me " Shorty, there never was mild, mellow
body like Camels." And, as for Dan Boggsho v
spills it that Camels are the only cigarette freo
from any unpleasant cigarctty aftertaste or ciga
rctty odor I And, he knows! Frank Frazer will
tell you. it's Camels wonderful Turkish and Do
mestic blend! And all of them are right!
And, Pete, old nroof-of-the-pudding you tell
'em that Missouri hasn't anything on little old
. auia. wiicn ii comes to mat "snow me" sum.
Ion cigarettes or any thing else I
Sincerely
New York
Wednesday nfrjht
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