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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 16, 1920)
ncn ravm THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON MONDAY, AVQVtn li, 1MM rr "O ttle Idaho" 9-Foot Combined HARVESTER - THRESHER at ii bargain price of $800.00 Used one season, thoroughly overhauled, drapers, and all worn parts replaced. Cleveland 12-20 TRACTOR With over-size motor, in first class shape; used one year, price $800.00 Thresher and Tractor sold separately or i together. J. S. MILLS & SON EXPRESSED WILL OF PEOPLE I i Tlrtt American Conduction" drew i Out uf rtlno of tlliiltlftfAe. tlon With Condition!. The term "I'lrsl American "ntit. tullon" N friiU"iilly applied by" writer to what In IhIIit kmmu his torically us the 'Tuin'niiii'iitiil Order of foiuii'fllcut." Miiny people In i Miisniiliu.ell limine lietiuiie illnll-I fled wllh n law Hint imiie hut church member should Mile or hohl office, lit length determined In form other uttlruieut. Otlur' town nrgiitilrn-1 thuiN migrated almost bodily fr , Massachusetts to hut man then the, wlhleriiekN. Thece ern Newton, Wntrrlmwi nml liorrlirMer. which linil j their nnini'N (IiiiiikiiI, nipi'dhfly. in I llnrtfonl. U'etheri'ili'hl nml Vlmlnr. Alone lth them went their cotcriw IMC orjniilriitloiiN nml n Keiicml rourt for the three tow no wun nfterwnnl formed. I Jim. II, linji. HiIn tittle romtniinlty fonniil the ftrM WTltten Amerlcnn ; Conxlltutlon nt llnrlfnnt. Thin Con- ' mlttitlon uprlnitN dlrertly from thei will of the people, nml neither Knc llh klne tmr imrllntueiit, nor Coloulnl rounrll, nor eovemor hml nnyihlni: to ' ilo with It. The onlerN prnthleit for, two Ketieml n'ireci'iilntle moemhlleN ench jeiir. rouipoMMl of ilelecnteN from enrh town, one for the rlectlon f.f i.fivi.piiiir nii.l itinflHlrtif i.m lint ntlirr for mnkliiir Hie lnu. Thee fnmla ineiitnl onlern nN they were rolled, were the heuluiilnk'N of ilemocnitlc ffurrnmeiit In Amerlrn. Largtit Motor Ghlp. The Afrlrn, which wit Inunched nt Coeiihnk"t'n, Drmnnrk, Dec. 11, 1010, hy the Hint Aolntle comimuv, I fnlil to he the Inrcent motor fhlp In the world. Her dlienlon nre: I.ifiEth over nil, 4U feet C Inrlie; lientn on fratnra, 00 feet; depth from nwntns deck, 4'J feet; dlNpliU'ement, lH.tXlO ton, deadweleht, KIJ-VI ton. Her main engine are two nlx-ri Under, foiimtroke eyrln motor of irdlmiry type. Kmh engine deelnpa 2.2MI In dlcntcd hornopowiT nt I1.i revolitlloni per minute. The illmneter mid Ntroke of the cylinder nro 741) millimeter nd 1.1W) millimeter rcKitlhely. Vyomin Expart Llfa Savara. One innn iitjcnnt cIiooich wotnnn life aatcra In preference to men for patrolling hi hcuch. 'flint I Mr. (Irny, innnngcr of tkn parks pools In Ht. Louis, Mo. According to Col. W. K. Longfellow, life xiivlng expert of the Ited Cross, Mr. flrny declnre thnt since trying women at this Job during the war when the hrotizcd heroes were abroad, ho would rather have thorn than men. Muny women nro now qual ifying a life saver and nre getting .the training for their test In the Y. W. O. A. nnd school poola throughout the country. Gifted Imagination. "Mrs. Ayrea hns great gifts of Imag ination, hasn't she." "I don't know. Why do you think or "I beard her speaking of the flat they live In ' 'our town house.'" ' Boston Transcript. Stirring Things Up. . Gertrude I -I yearn of age. She face the world fi'iirlewsly, looks It squarely In tho eye, and If It doesn't track exnctly to mitt her lmlolN Mt'thlngH. Her mmiimu hml gone ;nvny the. other day and left Her 'irmlo In tho euro of her griiuilinn, niMl, after n clash of will", Oertrhdo had been' put Into n room tn voiiinln for a upt'clllt'i! lenglli of time, "If you Ktlr out of Hint room before I tell you you may," cautioned grandma severely, "I inn roIiib to spank you." Gertrude Ntood with imn nklmhn for moment nnd then retorted In n tono ojLflnai)tK..::vc)Li hw joji juuv new tne yTiTt it III ffiTilThii! 1iiiiT'ih In rer tnlnly Im-kIiiiiIiik tn pick up In thin ncliihbnrhooil," The ArRomiut. r. 3,000-Yesr-Old Story. In J on know which In Ilia oldest work of fiction? ' It In the "Tnle of Two Itrnll.i'r," wrlttrti itwt three thousand )cnr ncn ty II"' llhriirhin to Mug Mcrcnptish. ! snptoscd Phnr.toh of the Hindu, The mnry wn written for th amusement of the klnit'ri son, wlio nf terurd reigned mn Sell the Second, lie Iiiik signed IiIn name In two plncon on the manuscript, nml ll.ene nre prob- hly the only Ntirv-tlns iiutogruph of n kluu of Kiryt. The "Tnle of Two llrolherN" In writ- rrit on nineteen Mitel of impyniN In u fculil hlenitle hntiil. It im iurclumvi " lh'" "' ""' llUh innneiiiii from u tftiie. U'Urhlney. Thtlr Duilnen. " reml nhoiit n ini'elliu; of (leaf ami 'iiiiuli imiiiterK. IIlw tin )uii think they fjvt lllnug" "Jl oufiht to he rny for pnlutera to gp iilonk' with the h:u ImiKUiiKe." A "Burning Wall." WntiT nml fire nren't tinunlly con nlilereil uooil frlemla, tint itniler cerlnln clrctiinatniirra they mny unite to form mi intereNttiiR nml hentitlful iinturnl Itfiemiiiienoti. 'Hiin ii tlm rimv neitr Mohlle, Aln.. where for yi-.ira n "hum. InC well" hn bewt the center of nt traction for Mtor nml resident of the city, llored orlglnnlly for mi nr teMnn well, the product of the hole wii n Ireimiiilou Dow of imlt untrr, henvlly chnrged with chlorine gn. How 'thl gn flrxt took fire I not known, hut hum It do?, nnd the deep orange Allium, uninjured by the wnter. not only spurt high with the flow ol the crlnl strriiiu nnd color Ita white f on in. hut they run iilong the clrculnt pool nhout the well In contlnuoui xweep of bright color. Celluloid Cellar Swimming Aid. The timid beginner enn lenrn tn vlin In ten minute, It I claimed, II he wears nhout hi . neck the new "Kwliiimlng collar." Thl collnr, n descrlbeil In t'opii' Inr Mechanic Mugazlne, coiiHUts of a cylinder of transparent celluloid. about eight Inchon high. Across th bottom Is cemented a rubber sheet with n central aperture. The edget of ,the aperture tit ,nugly about tlir neck. Thud thonew swlmir.ltig aid hohls the head uhovu tho wnter, and rccominemU Itself to fair swimmer because It keeps the hnlr dry. Let's Havs th Sugar. The Insular goveriiincnt I trying tc produce cheap sugurnnd alcohol from thl) Philippine nlpa palm, the Islundi having more than 100,000 acres of th( trees. Ever since wireless communication was established thero hus been the possibility ot speaking to other planets It 'there Is anybody thero to speak to. A city of 100,000 nnd upward "Isn't so much" In the United Stntcs In these days, Thero nre scores, and scpres ot them, so wo read In tho census return's. A new suit of clothe nnd n confi dent ulr may make n mini look pros perous; nnd prosperity Ih rather nec ossury to emihlo ouo to exhibit cither. Vnst holshovlot bribery funds, It wild, are being tmed In every Brent country mid many persons nro nod; lug to verify the' report for ono reason or unothor, " Tho new Frnncn-riclghiii pact will ro qulru, ltolgluin to mnlntaln u larger army than before. Hut look nt Ameri ca, which h doing tho same wltu'out being In any pact. DUE TO BODILY DISORDERS Sclentlil Thtii Explains the Striking Differences Dttween Various , Race of Mankind. Aisiimltm Mint tho various cxtitln.t' I race of mankind lire iIpmi'ihIi-iI from . H common stuck, tmw mi' In lie i'X" f f I kiiiIi striking illTVriiici'n ii I III ! llnil iIIsIIiikuIsIi, for xiillipli', llic ' Cl.tliMliinli frmii Him Alisio-Hiixnli, iiimI llio AiikIii Snxoii rnuii tln ri''irr7 I'rof. (Arthur Ki'llli rcn-mly dJsriisNcd thl , iliii'Miliiii In mi iiililrcxH lii'foiii tin- tin- ltirMil"irli'iil section of Hiu Iltll I lull liNf-ii'liillnii. IIm lii'li'i'H Unit llii- key o Hilsprnh li'tii Is in In- fiiimil ilirniik'li Hiidylng ihi' itlnluiliniiicK mill disorder Hun nc ciHounlly affect tin dcwlnpuicnf nml urnwlli (if tliii Iiiiiiiiin limlyj cspi'dally Iiimc dm' in a functional ilcriiuitiiiicnt nf inn' nr more of tin' chunl iif Uilrr- nut secretion Hid iiliiilinry. tliyrolil, jfliicid, mlii'iml mill other iflntnlx, In I "nun' inniiiiiT not jet understood, tin function", rnrrlril on In their timid tCKlialc not imly Mir dlmc'islou nf Hie Imly. hut ii Ik i the slmpe mill dire of mill hiilhhliiiil in rr. , " The racial fciiluieH nf tin. Moui:n- Hun O pi ire I nit t it t -i hy criiwIiiK Hit I Minium ulm lire iitr'rfcd hy ilelMcney .disorder (if the tli roltl chiml. The fruturc" nf the m rm ran best lie nr- riiiiiileil fur hy the iintiire (if the i:rnvWh-H'i.'uhitltii; iiierliiitilmil ce'itcrfd In the thinil nml suprarenal linnd. ; i:iirni'iiii features lire connected with 1 li iliiNllniillri' In the fiiru'tloiin or the pllnlliii;. .ScIeiiiaN hnie Hint n (borough study nf the Ntlll obscure nnliject (if the mi en I Icil "ilinlli-'." vlninN pro- I vide Hi' im-nn of rcculntlnc to untile extent, the future I'Miliitlmi of the hti t iiinti rnre. BEETLES AS HAIR RESTORERS Species of Insect That Ha Peculiar Properties Found In Many Parts of Europe. Of the thou'iuid of people who use hnlr-retrer. few know Hint the hnlr growing Miwer of lhee preparation I. Ill lliont cnM', ohtnliied from beetle. The pnrllcnhir I He III quetlon nre culled lillstcr-liiclli-". nnd belong to the proup known n Ciinthnrhle. These lnect. which are iihtimlnut In Praner, Spiilu. Sicily nml UiinsIii, nre ciillecteil In great number mid killed hy being plunged Into Mrong lnegnr. They nre then dried nnd ground to n line muiit. Thl powder I oukcd tn. chloroform mid the mixture distilled. The result I i-milhitrhltli. Thl emiH nrlillii make the hnlr grow hy cmilng lln. Invisible Mister to form tilideriuiath'the sl;ln. Thee blister contain blood-scrum the line-it tonic In the world for worn-out hnlr cells. The blister do not cause nuy pnln. All that I felt I u plensmit tingling sensation. The beetle themselve tine thl bUtterlng Juice n u protection ngnliiHt bird mid nnlimil which would other wise make u meal of them. Oon't Neglect Your Play. Thrre are men In the world who feel Hint the whole works would stop If they took time enough to piny a little. That' nil hoh. The man who ran piny well I usually tho fellow who can put the work aero. Some haw the play spirit so well In hniid thnt they miike sport of their work. It I real pleasure to them. They get both recreation and profit from their effort. It's no wonder they stay young In their work. And don't forget that If you would succeed you must carry your load. It's a mlstnke tn get out from under resKnslblllty. ' It's) meeting respon sibility thnt make progress possible. Shirkers are not in demand. They tuny put thing over occasionally, but they do It at the expense of personal discount. You can't afford to do It Carry your load like a man. Urlt. An .Acre. Tho word acre I derived from the old Anglo-Saxon word necer, nnd I Identical with tho Lntln word nger, tueanlnr a cultivated Held, The Kng Hull ucro consist of 4,810 square ynrds, or -M.nGO mpmre feet. If your field I n rectangle, that I. having four sides nnd each angle n right angle or "squuro corner," It area I obtained by multiplying the length by the breadth. If your measurements are In rods, theresult will bo square rods; If In yards, square yurds; and If hi feet, squnro feet. ,A field 132 feet by 105 feet of rectnngulnr shape contulns 21,780 square feet. It Is therefore, half an acre. Hut a rec tangular, Held might be different length and width, and yet contnln an acre. 'or example, If It Is XiO feet long and 00 feet wldo It will contain 21,780 square feet, or half an aorc. Bat's Qreat Value. The value ot the bat iih an Inslct destroyer has been recognized In the United State by tho erection of mu nicipal bat roosta In San Antorflo, Texas, ami structures similar In bird houses hae been hot up to encourage huts to live In Hie vicinity of the city, whew they v.'rvo ns an Import ant check to tho mosquitoes. In Ja maica thero Is no need for such mu nicipal roost, us thero nro miinhc.m of old buildings, whoso 'dark recesses furnish hats with tmttnble homes. In somo very old churches grcnt colo nies of thoo Insect-eating bats havjp tnkon up quarters, nnd Jt Is, not an uncommon sight te'seo them Issuing forth shortly before dusk In stream ot hundreds. LAID BY FOR THE WINTER Housewives of Early New York Die satltfltd With Lesi Than a Six Months' Supply, ' The eletenth hour, or, miller. Mix o'clock rush to tin.' ih'llcntessi'ii sime tlml Hunks the approach of dinner In Mm so iIiijih of fietili'd hoii'ii wifery would have seetiieil n stni'ige iiiiiiliiip phi'iiomciioii to the good lioui.evvUi'H of old New' York. They would hut o felt III (irotMid slnmlil lliey haw linil less t linn six iiionlli' pioviKious in the birder, According to Hie memory of one riiiiiII hoy of scwuty-flic jeur ago the thrifty Dutch folk who lived along the west 'de of wlinl I now down town New York laid In store In ('' IdImt mid November to lust until April or May. They bought a iilnrler of beef, a hog or n sheep to furnish the piece de resistance of the winter's iiiiiiIs1. The beef wn corned er mol:ed. The pork mid mutton wn similarly cured nnd put nwny. Tin smoking was douo In public smoke house, iniilntiilncd for profit. A barrel of flour, two m tnree of npple nml potatoes added the wge table content to the moiiiK. Other supplies to lend nrlety were laid hy In lesser ipiantltlei. All sort of farm products weru pun liawilile In the full nt minimum price, hecnuse nt that lime miitiy sailing vessels nnd hargc rnmi down the river from iii-tate hiileii wllh More. A winter mid the closing of the river nppnmchcil the fanners nod merchants grew nnxlnu to dispose of their stock1 nnd the townfolk eonseqiienlly bought nt no nihnutiige, whhh they were hot slow to tnke. New York I'wnlng Sun. CREED FOR EVERY AMERICAN Undeniable "Good Thing" to .Which All Cltlxens Should 6ubscrlb and Pas Along. Nenfty every render I fotntllnr with the expression, "It's n good thing. pn It along." The other dny attention wn attracted by n "good thing" which I here p.icd along. It Is a "flminclnl creed" for every man, wotn nn nnd child Kiiggcsted by tbo saving, director of the 12 federal reserve dis trict. Head It carefully. It I ns follews: I believe In the United States of America. .My opportunity and hope depend iiK)ti her future. I believe that her Mnhlllty and prog ress rest upon the Industry and thrift of her people. Therefore, I. will work hard and live simply. I will spend lew than I earn. I will use my earning with care. I will sate consistently. 1 will Invest thoughtfully. To Increase the financial strcngUiof my country and myself, 1 wilt buy for eminent securities. I will Imld above barter the obllga tlon my country thus Incur. I will do thec thing to Insure tho greatness of America's future. Fish Nets, the First Lacs. Kxnmlne n piece of fine nnd costly Ince. What I It fundamentally? It I n net. Hy origin It Is a fish net. The first Inccinaker was a fish ermnn, or perhaps hN wife. All of the beautiful laces we know today nre developed from that clever Invention, the fish net. They hark back, therefore, far Into tho prehis toric. The first white men who came to America found no Incemakers on thl continent, but they did find the In dians weaving fabrics of cotton, yucca nnd other fabric, with elaborate pat tern designs. They were particularly skillful at a certain sort ot "drawn work." The California Indians of today make cotton lace, but the art hns been taught to them by white people. The pottery they moke for sale Is some times adorned with this lace. Which suggests mention of the fact Hint the early Indians often decorated their pottery with textile patterns by Impressing the latter upou the clay while soft. Women Demand Grit If you havo the grit you can com mand respect. The world doesn't want any fawning apologies. That may servo a purpose under some "weak sIMcr" elrcumstanccs, but never under tho greatest need. Some folks wonder why It Is Dint "all the world loves a rover." The fact Is a lover roust havo grit. Women want their heroes to be lenders, during, Irresistible. They want men who do things. They even like to bo made do a few things they protest but enjoy Just the same.. Weaklings do not dare such audacity. They fear they will lose the maiden's smiles. As a matter of fact It's tho daring nnd the nssurance that wins, "Faint heart never won fair lady" we are told. Even In Iovcmaklng you must bnvo grit. And what's more the fellow that does not have grit doesn't descrvo to win. Why should a wom an waste herself on a molly-coddle? Ilo a man If you would win. Grit Appeal to 8'nobblshness, Thnt umbrella repairer has a Oat- lerlng nppronch." "What Is It?" "First asks tho lady nf the house If she has any golf clubs to mend." Louisville, Courier-Journal. Tho Answer. "Why do they try so much hot air pressuro on witnesses?" "I suppose It Is because they want to pump them." BUSINESS CARDS 0W0WWWWWWWWWWWWW Klamath Falls Cyclery We handle the best In our Una, such as Motorcycles, Bicycle, Part and Accessories, Ooodyoar, Pennsylvania and Diamond Tires nnd Tube. Tbo houno ot the j two nnd throo wheelers, Includ- J Ing IIurloy-Havldaon Service. C. K. HIXMAItK I in H. Bth Ht. Klamath rails I AAAsAAsVItaaiAArsMrlrVVVWVVWVVVVVV PHONE 39 MAIN STREET 327 J. C. CI.KOHOHN Chll Knglnerr and rlurveyor Offlco r,17 Main Bt. I'honrai Onice 109, Itro. 102J O. K. FEED & SALE STABLES Under new manage ment Best care taken of all stock placed in our barn. Horses, harness and wagons bought, sold and exchanged. r m0000im0000000000000i DENTISTS Dr. E. G. Wisecarrer PHOXE 884 Dr. P. M. Noel PHONK 4 Ore? UatowoocVa Beveatfc sad Mala Streets Ummwwsmmwswmmmmmmwmmwii KLAMATH AUTO SPRING WORKS Wo De AH KJas of Sfftac 1 t New Omeo Ma) to Ortlas? AxU eKraickteaOac nasi ALL WOBX OTABaUITaKD W-Y H7 naamatfe Ate. EX.BERVICK MEN, ATTENTION! The regular meetings of Klamath Poat No. S, American Legion, will he held at 8 o'clock p. m., at tho CUT Hall In Klamath Falls, on tho second and fonrth Tuesdays of each month. All Comrades aro In vited. Those, desiring to Join tho Post may secure application blanks from O. K. Van Riper, Fred Nicholson, or T. H. Carnahan, all ot Klamath Falls. FRBD NICHOLSON, Secretary. WESTERN LABOR ' BUREAU The only place where you can get help and the oaly place where you can get a job. xi: 1034 MAIN ST. Phone 477-J NEW CITY LAUNDRY FINISHED WORK FLAT WORK ROUGH DRY "Put Your Duds In Our Suds" PHONE 154 Corner Main and Conger FAIRVIEW TRANSFER Prompt Service and Reasonable Rates, also Special Ratea on Out of Town Trips Phone 269-R GILT EDGE BUTTER 65c Purity Drand Ice Cream 60c qt, Fresh Ranch Eggs 60c doz. Milk Cream and Full Cream Cheese i GILT EDGE CREAMERY ooa Mala Bt. " SS PROFESSIONAL CARDS """- "- yyireTinrsnriArij'tAriJVtj! FRED WESTERFELD DKNTIMT Phono 43HV. A'-ltny Lnhorntoay Looml Ilhlg., Jitaiiintli Falls ,AAFVsArsAArMAMVSrWWWWWVWWsrVM DR. O. A. HAMIIO Dentist L O. O. V. llulldlng I'HONi: Ol MAApMrAAAAAAAAWVAMVVV(VWV' Ornco I'bono 177W Res 177R Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart Physician and Hura;eon White llulldlng Klamath Falls Oregon SWSSSMSMSSSIVWISSWSMm DR. F. R. GODDARD Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon Office and Residence Phones 321 I. O. O. F. Temple i i-ii i .-i ....ii E D. LAMB PIIYHICIAN AND MUROEON Thones 17W Rooms 1 and 1 17R White Building DR. T. C CAMPBELL PHYSICIAN AND SURGEOX I. O. O. P. DulldJag Phone 200 Residence Whlto Pelican Hotel Residence Phono 6. DR. L. L TRUAX WARREN HUNT HOSPITAL Day Phone, 407 Night Phone, AM SAW MILL ENGINEERING CONSTRUCTION CO. Designer and builders of nod era saw mills, planing mills and box plants. Dredging. Pile driving. Phone 46CW Office Corner Spring and Oak Near 8. P. Depot I am now- prepared to fnrnlak Shasta Sand from tho Hoey, Cam., and and gravel pit. In any quantity tnat may bo desired by contractor! and builders. ALF. GRAHAM. Let Your GLASS troubles be Mine C E. STUCKEY RoGlazing and Cabinet Making Phone 477W Eleventh and Pine Klamath Lodge Ne, 137 LO.a F.' Meets Friday night ot each week at I. O. O. F. hall, 6th and Main streets. II. H. Ogle, N. Q.: W. C. Wolls. Sec retary; W. D. Cofer, Treasurer. Ewauna Encampment No. 46, I. O. O. F .meets Tuesday night of each week at I. O. O. F. halt. Harry Loucks, C. P.; W. D. Cofer, Scribe; Fred Bueslng, Treasurer. WILSON ABSTRACT ' COMPANY 171 ABTMURsX. WILMS THE ARCADE HOTEL 108S-84 MAIN ST. PHONE 4774 Tbo place with home comfort, cleanliness, plenty of fresh air and no inside rooms. , Everything new from top to bottom and rates to meet yoaur DorJcctbook. DR. G- A. MASSEY Fourth and Pine St. In Warren Hunt Hospital Off. Phoaa 497 Kea. Phono MM CK$ J '