The Evening herald., July 23, 1920, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3

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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
ritlDAY, JULY U.1, I
SAY "DIAMOND DYES"
Don't streak or ruin ymir matsrlal In a
poor tiyn. mini on "Diamond Dyss
Kasy cllrrclliiua In paokags.
POTPOURRI
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"CORNS'
Lift Right Off Without Pain
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Doesn't hurt a bill Drop little
"Froosonn" on an aching rorn, In
Mtunlly that corn atop hurting, than
shortly you lift It right off with fin-
or. Trulyl
Your druggist sells a tiny bottle of
rroMono" ror a row conti, sufficient
to remove vory hard corn, soft corn,
or corn between tbo tool, and tho cal
luses, without aoroness or Irritation.
Tki baying nuoh It en: tha train
fcarreet will be with us toon. Are
70 equipped to handle your har
vaetf We bare harvesting and other
feralag machinery that will do tha
work (or you aa It ahould ba dona.
Howla Qaraga, Main street. 17-tt
A CUasloed Ad will aall It.
NO HEADACHE OH
lly M)Ni: HTAIt
Motlmr win tryliiK lo glvn hnr
small ion ii doso of cnator oil, anil nf
tor much routing n ml pleading Iio
would not swulliiw It. Him niilit to
her husluind "Hilly will not lului tho
oil wn will linvo to use ninln forcn.
Illlly'ii fuco brightened up ntid ho
mild "Paddy bring dm main fo'reo
mill I will try to swallow Hint."
Tho Kood miturod husband com
pllod, nnd tho chnrmng wlfesld:
"I remember now, John, It's a II lo I
want,"
According to thu latest nlliiintiii,
tlmrii nrii'ovor 80 million telephones
In linn In tho world.
AIIowIiik 'I "" minutes wait per
nuiutinr pur dny pur telephone, thu
total tlmo lout In C.'iOC.OUn.COO hoiirit
mid forty minute pur, dny.
According lo this estlmatn tho
word "lliiHy" In used lit least 429,
087,829 time a dny.
It Is calculated that at lesst 3V
830,817 mini lose thulr tempers
dally,
Tim most common
"hu-iy" In Hall Oh.
A local doctor him thu following
sign up In lil. oitlce:
I You cumo Into my uflleo with n long
mid tslo of woo,
I listened lo you, though 'twas
Into mid I wan weary.
I kuvo you modlclno to tuko, and
told you all I know
About thu truntmont of your cam),
and UioukIi your look wan
luory,
You followed my advlco anil now
you'ro woll.
Ko don't you think you ought to
pay my foo?
It limy not seem a vital thing to you,
but h I
It means mi awful lot to mo,
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f.
zShoms and Shi
and Sealing
Wax
jaku
Whnn thn snow and lee turn gone,
and natun awakes from hor Ionic
loop, , what do wu bavo? asked thn
teacher.
"Rulphur and iiioIimci" roplled
ono kid promptly.
Thorn I a colorod Judgo In a cor
tnln southern city, bnforo whom per
sons of hi raco ara trlod. Aunt
word aftar llcoy, a hugo specimen of flosh and
good naturo, had given her testi
mony. Tho Judgo asked tho court
stenographer to read Aunt Dicey tho
testimony, In order that alio might
my If ahii had been correctly trans
cribed, Aunt Dlcoy Interrupted:
"Jedgo did alio put down In dat
paper dat I wai fltty-sU years of
e!"
"Well, didn't you say dat you-all
was flfty-sli?"
"Law Jedge, supposln I did say ah
was 66: Ah wux meaning mah bust
mossure."
NEURALGIA
PAIN
Oat a 10 cent package of Dr.
James' Headache Powder
f and don't lufTer.
"I thought you worn a trained
nurso" said Hobby to tho ludy who
had superintended thn coming of a
new little baby brother.
"Ho I am."
"Maybo you am" said Hobby, "but
I vn hwiti hern a w..k now mid have- Hetty's grandmother had died In
ni even seen you sianu on ,your)n distant town, and about tho eamo
lind " .time her little dog was poisoned nnd
' died, Hetty sold to hur mother ono
Of thn i 000.000,000 wage enrners morning "Momma. Isn't It strange
In thn I'nlti'd Hlutns, ! Is uitlmnteii ; tlmt I cried moro when my llttlo dog
made right here in Oregon.
And hundreds of other products
you'd least expect.
The manufacture of these things
is making Oregon a better state
for you to live in.
So if a merchant offers you any
article which doesn't bear an
Oregon manufacturer's label, ask
him to give you the Oregon
made kind.
.w..
Tour merchant hat a littlt
hook which we send him
ana' which will tell him in
a minute if the thing you
want is manufactured in
Oregon,
BUY OREGON
PRODUCT8 ...
Auociattd InduttrUt
of Oregon
,
Hint I2.000.u00 am women.
"Htrlko while thn Iron Is hut"
Is n proverb Hint's old unl true:
I lisa whether tho Iron Ii hot or not,
"filrlko" Is nil thnt some folks do.
When your liesd iclm yu .Imply
muit lisve relief ur yen will go wild.
It' needles to suffer when ou cm
iK? remedy like Jlf Jabim' Head-,
the i'uwiler and rellrvo the 'ln and
neuralgia at one. Send .nmronn to
tl,e 'nig .tor mw for dl" fsckare
r. JapW Ile.iUrhi " ''i.wjer..
Dun i suffer a 'n a few muhk'IiU you
will fel flni ti.sdsctit gone tin 'nor
sMuralgla palx
(IIi.mI than I did when grandmother
died." !
"No thnt Is not strnngo'' replied '
her mother. "You were with your'
little dog every day, while your
grandmother, lltlng uwny, )ou saw
very little of her." i
"John" snld u loving wife, "I wlshj Hetty replied: "Yes nnd besides,,
oil would sing two or three lines of I illdn t raise grandmother from a
a song for me." ' pup either "
-M 2a.aiw
What on eartTTdo ou wjnt mo to
do that for?" When Fred Houston was a llttlo "nt. and I would llko your co-op
"Thoro Is something I want you to'nlppr gnlng to school, tho toachor ora,lon ,n "--lnK ber attend
bring home, and Ive forgotten what was very suspicious or Frcas at
It Is, but I think I wilt remember It tendance. He was absont so often
It you sing." I that finally tho teacher wroto to
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"Some Coffee"
Tolger's Golden Gate?w , ,
"Yes." ;:.'
4'My compliments to Folger."
Different in taste from other coffee
and better.
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Fred's dad. This Is what ho wrete:
"I am afraid that Fred ls-pIaylng4rJod?"
(Witness) "Yes, twice"
(Judgo) "Ago?"
nnce record tor him.'
This Is what tbo teacher received
In reply: "Dear teacher If Frod
Is playing truant ho didn't learn It at
home. Wo air church people, and
halnt got a card In tho house."
(Judgo to lady witness) "Mar
(Witness) Twenty-five."
(Judge) "Twice also."
Do you need harvesting and other
farming machinery? Our line baa
proved Its superiority. Howie Gar
age, Main street. 17-tf
NOTICE
Just received a large shipment of
brand aaw huegles, hacks and sprlaf
wagoma. Will sell at very reasonable
prtcea. Also large shipment of gov
ernment tents. Max Weiss, 6tk St.
near Ewauna Bos Factory. T-U
Storage Batteries charged and re
paired at The Electric Shop, 123 S.
6th St. 18-1
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AND WHICH FURNISHES EVERYTHING THAT
HE COULD WISH FOR A GOOD BED. A CLEAN
ROOM, PERFECT VENTILATION. THESE YOU
WILL FIND AT THE CENTRAL HOTEL. SEV
ENTY ROOMS IN THIS GREAT HOSTELRY ARE
NOW READY AND THIS NUMBER IS BEING
ADDED TO AS FAST AS THEY CAN BE FIN-'
ISHED AND FURNISHED.
SPECIAL RATES MADE TO PERMANENT
ROOMERS. NO BETTER SPRINGS, MATTRESS
OR BEDDING ARE MADE THAN THOSE FOUND
AT THE CENTRAL HOTEL.
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