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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (June 2, 1920)
IMOK THRICE THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON WKDNK8DAY, LARGE ASSORTMENT OF Domestic and Imported POT POURRI It) lAiSK HTAIl Hurt) urn two lottnrri wlilih worn linmlud to lis tin) iitlmr dux, " 'I which wn print verbatim, You will tuitk-o lliul lliuro In no slgiiuturo to tlinin, which fuel ought to illH'iuiilIfy thiiiii for publication. V(i will toll yru lint Juki) about tlmt, how-ivnr, a llttlii lutor on Spring Woolens Why a Majority of the Smaller Cars Come on Goodyear Tires . Now on Display. Perfect Fit Guaranteed CHAS. J. CIZEK MERCHANT TAILOR 518 Main Street J.ntlnr No, 1 I nddritsscd to tho Kdltor Kvunlng Hornld. It follow In full, printed JiihI h It wuk wrllton, "Kitltor Hurald: For tlni lovo of ,Mlkn-rut out tho ilrlvul you nro running nt present utiilur thn iiiiiiiu of I ') n i) Ktnr. Tlwro Imit a Juki) In (hut column anil haunt Ik'hii id Mr, hut than nntnilatos thn (MirlstlKn Kra by hutidrnds of yoar. You lull u that pnpur I scarce If io you ciin ibvu a lot by cutting out tho hunch of Junk that you aro survlng up uacli day. PRIDE OF OLD m wo KAHTI'OKT, Mo., Juno 2 A main of twlitod iiii'tuU uml charrvd tlin bora lylnx on Coney ln-nch hnrn In ull Ihut remain cf thu frigate Rich tnotiil, on c.i tho prldn of thn ITnltoil .Stairs navy. Till) fninouit wooden warship, built In 1H6S, wan used dur ing tliri-o warn In capacities varylnx from admiral's flagship to receiving ahlp and finally wad Imrni-il for thn cupper In her hull Thn Richmond was Admiral Karra gut's flagship ilurliiK thn Civil war unit wan In snvnral famous nngagn mi'iila in nuiitlK-rii waters uml ulong thn MlMHlnnlit rl.i-r It Is said that thn Itlrliiiiiinil m one of thn flrat Amerlrnii nliim to Im ciinioiifluK'l. During thn litmliardmriit of Now Or li'um, far rim ut ordered thn man-o' war canioufliiKi'd and not huvlng tho nrcraiary paint, tho frigate mi mrarnl with mud, purltr obscuring hnr from the enemy's vle-v. A frw years laler thn Itlrhmond wan retired hut wus put III rommls Ion again In 1SB8 for thn Spanish American war, when alio waa used a a receding ahlp at thn riilljdiilphla nnvy yard. Then for ulmoat 20 years alio waa hold lillo at tho Norfolk navy yard hut waa put Into urn attain In thn world war as a receiving and training ahlp. Thn once great warahlp' day of usefulness wtiro over and a abort tlinn ngo aim waa towed to Kant port Thn torch waa applied to her by Cap tain John K, Turner, of Nnwbury port, Maaa., holder of the world' deep sea diving record. After light Ing several fire from bow to' stern Captain Turner hauled down the American flag from the frigate and Jumped Into Passamaquoddy bay. He waa picked up by part of the ship' crew In a dory for tho noted diver cannot swim. The beach on which the tllchmond waa burned Is the most eastern point on the Maine coast and Is where four other wooden frigates, tho Franklin, Wabash, Minnesota and Vermont, were burned by junkmen In other Tears. ad' Hern follows spasm No. 2 dreaaeil to the l.oiin Star: Dear l.ono Hlsr: Your column In thn Herald U o wUndnr. Hem I a suggestion for a "now" one. It Is a conundrum and start nut like hlar "Why dors a chicken croas thn road." It la n scream. Uet'somn oiio to tnll It you and Then publish It In yuur column. There la n Joke hook puhliaheil by Jon Miller all new atuff nothing over a hundred )ear old In It. Huggeat that you get one. Well folks, to say thn least, that's nice Hut Buy. If you could only see the original of till"" Idler They 'am literary, grammatical and dietetic winders, notwithstanding the tact tlmt thn hint that wrote them, hud a tpewrller to hulp him out A typewriter run rover up hud hand writing, hut they hate never yet lieon able to discover u typewriter, which will spell correctly using It cannot. when the one I'erhapa In thn pre-Christian era. which our friend seems to lie an fam iliar with, they apelt "wonder" with, it 1 unit nut with an O as wo spoil It now mlu) a, Furthermore, wu presume. Ihut "Cunuiidrum" waa the proper way to spell "Conundrum" In that) aiitl-dlluvlan period also. Hut It's not the way we apell It thesn days, so the flrat thing I ahull say to my cor respondent, who thinks ho Is un known hut Isn't, It this. Thn night school, which operates In tho high achool every 'veiling, la a good place I for one to become urqtiulnted with thn eaaentluta of spoiling nnd gram mar, and wo wculd suggest that ouri friend take a long course, before un-l dertaklng to criticise onn who hasi been writing for over 16 years now ' I AiAJrc7AsAC Jjr mtbSA mm I lnw5i's!Mi',W Last year more cars' using 30x3. 30x314-, or 31 x 4-inch tires were factory -equipped with Goodyear Tires than with any other kind. This is plainly a result of the high relative value produced in these tires for the smaller cars by Goodyear's enormous resources and scrupulous care. They represent the same intense endeavor to supply utmost satisfaction in tires that has laid the basis for the marked preference which exists everywhere for Goodyear Tires in the larger sizes. This real Goodyear value in tires is available for your Ford, Chevrolet, Dorr, Maxwell, or other car using one of these sizes, at our nearest Service Station. Go there for these tires and Goodyear Heavy Tourist TAibes. 30OVj Goodyear Double-Cure Fsbric, AIIAVeather TrcaJ 35x36 GooJvear Single-Cure Fabric, Antl-Skld TreaJ $21 Goodyear Heavy Toorlit Tubes are thick, itrong tubes that reinforce caing properly. Why risk a good eating with a cheap tube? Goodyear Heavy Touriit Tubes cost little more than tubes of lot merit. J0x3' size In utattr- $.4 50 proof bag f GOOD, EAR Les t : ' - ' Harry I'oolo waa not satisfied with taking tho frisk out of Frisco, so ho i.... it, li. i.. ...... 1. 1 went to Los Angeles, There Is no Mill IUIHB IH,I tUIIHIVB I'MIt Ul all Is, that thn l.ono Star knows ab solutely who the, writer Is, and fur Ihermore, ho know who the l.ono Htar Is, and Instead of a friendly. kindly criticism, this bird, Imagined that en receipt of his anonymous epistle, the l.ono Star column would Immediately be discontinued. Hut my friend not so. Lone Htar has quite a few people in the City and surrounding country who wero not allvo over a hundred year ago, and we still have a few Jokes (not by Miller) left to tell to them, notwithstanding the fact that my mysterious correspondent la ao old, and ao old-fashloaed, that he hat heard them all long ago. If the Wood Dealer Sold Service Wo ilo doexn't It? not sell rurretil; we aell service. Ttint sounds odd Woll, suppose thn wood dealer sold scrvlro iiistcild of wood, ho would tend to your furnace and your range, takn mvay tho iwhes nnil rleoil the flue. You would buy so niutli heat. Now you buy so iiiurli light, nlthoujrii you pay ncrdi'illng to tho rurrrnt you rtinsuine. Hut lite service I performed for you by this company Nt tho substations uml oer pliuits. That In wliut wn want to glvo you efficient service. It Is tho aim of this company to have nono but satisfied custoiiH-rs. No uiattrr vtlist It is, If you have Rrlovanco, or arc dissatisfied about our bill or tlo not undersUnd our ratcx, pleaso oonto In tuid aoo ua or writo u about It. If you have any suggtwtlons to make, wo will gladly avail our aclvr of tliron n our aim Is constantly to Improve our service to you a fast na tho devolopmrnt of science and human ability permit. California-Oregon Power Company frisk thorn, but there aro lot of Angels, and Poole will no doubt haw no trouble In finding them. The papers are now announcing a Posltlvo Cure for tuberculosis. We get one of those things every 30 day so we aro a little leary of thm.. In other word we are from Missouri and bavo to be shown. We sen that the Wood "Slush Fund" was 11,000,000. Some "Slush" fund that wa. Still, It didn't do any more good In Oregon than It It had have been ten million. Incidentally we wonder Just why some politician are willing to spend many tlmea what an office pays, to get into that office. And we wonder also, how It la that so many politi cians go Into office with nothing, and come out with a fortune. We also note that the Pope Is "strictly neutral" on the Irish que tlon That makes us laugh. A friend accosted tho l.ono Star tho other day, and, seeing that ho was In trouble wo asked him what tho matter was, "Well you see," ou menu ropneu, "i cannot gel a illvorco." "Why notT" asked wo "Ilecuuso I'm not married," replied ho. Some, day tho Qldeoas, those ro ugiou minuod gentlemen who ee that there Is a Ulblo In overy hotel room, aro going to see that tho man who ota tho rates gets ono too. One of our college, pro'tossors mot Dill Kay ou the street tho other day, and started an argument about the high. wages being paid these days. "wny," said tne professor, "a car penter makes more these days than I do and I'm a college professor." "Yes," replied BUI Kay, "you missed your chanee when you were young." A motorist appeared before Judge LmtUI Ue otter Bteralaf to tinsr to a charge of spending. "A fine morning. Isn't it Judge." "It Is Ton dollars to be exact." A good pull won't get you any thing in the long run unless you are a dentist. A man walked Into .the Wells Fargo express office the other morn ing with a money order for $25. "Sorry," said Parker, "we can't cash that unlem you are identified." "Well now ain't that hell," replied the man, "the only man I know la this town, I owe 120." STATE C. OF C. ASKS SUPPORT OF ITS PEOPLE POHTL.AND. June I. -United sup port of tho statowtdo movement of the Oregon state chamber of com merce to raise an adequate budget to carry on it program of development work is urged by the board of direct or of the state chamber. A letter signed by Charles Hall and addressed to "the people of the state of Oregon" reada'as follews: "Backed by a record of accomp lishments appreciated by those fam iliar with this work, the board of di rectors of the Oregon state chamber of commerce has undertaken a cam paign for an espanslon In Income and members In order that it may meet constantly Increasing demands for service and assume larger responsi bilities In advancing the commercial, Industrial and agricultural Interests of Oregon and development of na tural resources. "We are confident of full success and we are sure that the business and professional men, retail merchants, manufacturers and growers through out the state will make the state chamber of commerce a greater insti tution, assuming wider responsibil ities and Improvement along many lines. "We ask the united support of those who want to see Oregon get its full share of material prosperity and are wiling to assist in providing for Its welfare In the years to come." Every section of Oregon is repre sented on the state chamber's boarti of directors, which is composed eC the following men: Charles Ha. Marshfleld, president; Emery Ota stead, Portland, rice president; P. B. Bramwell, Grants Pass, vice presi dent; J. T. Rorlck, The Dalles, vtes president; J. L. Etherldge, Portlaati. treasurer; O. Clifford Barlow, War ren ton; J. R. Blackaby, Ontario; . E. Brodle, Oregon City; C. C. Chap man, Portland; W. W. Harrah, Pest diet on; H. Hlrscaberg, Independ ence; Oeorge H. McMorraa, Etgeae; T. A. McCaan, Bead; Vincent Palmer. La Grande; William Pollman, Baker, and Oeorge Quayle. Portland, secre tary. KLKCTRICITY TO TRAP AUTOMOBILK BANDITS 8AK FRANCISCO, Cat.. June I. Automobile bandit will have to ac quire a apeed exceeding that ot elec tricity It they expect to allp throngh the proposed San Francisco police cordoro. An electric winker system is planned whereby signals will be flashed to patrolmen on varloua "beats." ' JEWEL CAFE LUNCHEON FOR LADIES U one of our specialties Those who are wearied with shopping or visiting can stop in this restau rant and partake of the daintiest repast, perfectly cooked and served. We have special tables for ladies as well as special dishes. We invite their patronage, which, once bestowed, is always com tumed. Our service is the reason. I i 610 Main Street .'V The Jewel Cafe AMMWMMMiMAWWMWMVWMMMWMWMS t,wiw. .. ,v U fsimiMMIMMMM tlllll IMlH i .i V