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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS OREGON
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Landlord of Typical West of Ireland I
Ctato Highly Valued Poor Marks- '
mnttshlp of LodQckcepcr. j
It was a typical Wet of Iroliiml
estate, and the iu,"-eunch Iniitllonl '
wu Just driving his newly itrrltt i
KuglNh guest through tlu lodge gates I
the
It XX IIS III!
Stop at the Rex Cafe when you are hungry. This
is the place to satisfy that appetite. We have every
thing that the hungry stomach craves in food. De-
licious viands appetizingly prepared and carefully
Make the Rex your homev
$ served.
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THE REX CAFE
!S D. S. APPEAL
Governor Cnllcins Urjrca Govi
ernment Sccttvitics for Prca
cnts Instead of Luxuries ,
Governor John U. Calkins of the
San Prniiclico 1'odornl IZcuorvo Unnlt
lodge- l.tis written a Utter to nil ImiiUs nuil
I trust toiitiMnlo In the Tv.eUth Pod-
tiieut Scott I" again ejaculated the . cral ltotoro lltrlct ui.ii'( ti om tu
promote, xxhertrvor possible, t!'i sale
l fi'ilnw luixe lilm arrested for at- I of Wnr taxing Htnmpa utsil Truism x
' toinptiul uuuilcrt" i Savirgs Certificates for ('hriiitmn
"Da with luinl" repented the laud- , prrvuts tlilx jour,
lord. "Nothing, f com so." f T' e Incnmsed ilemimd for tltote
"Not i von tllchiircv hliiil" persisted ' Government' securltloi., tho Trensiry!
tlie guet. ' Havings Oitlfuatos being slntllur to
"Omul gnielom, no!" replied the , War S.ix lugs Stamps In douoi'ilimtlotiD
tiiiidlord. "Why, I wouldn't loe the of $100 ami $ lotto, Is nppnroiu ftom
tvlloxx fur u fortune. UeV one of the j tho fact Unit the Federal Koscoo
xvorst shots l'o eer hail tin tho Hunk suppllud lUO.UOn. worth of
Treasury Savings, ('erttftcatcn to ctgh
toon banks In tho district on Noxem
her 2p, which Is tho largest tun on tH I
void In ono day since tho clone of ti-o f
war. On the face of tho demand ofi
those eighteen banks and tho In
creased call for tho securities ft out i
all postoffleea throughout tho Twelfth'
IVdurnl Reserve District, 11 would i
teem that tho Uovcrumcut'ii holiday
slogan "Ulu it Wnr Saving Stnmp
or a Treasury Savlnge Cerlltlcito for
Christmas," Is being followed out,1
and tho Government la hoping that j
giving War ShvIiikh Stnmpii and
Treasury Savlnna Certlllcntea for
Clirlmnmi tclfts tho dlHtrlct will eloce
' wht'n a hullet .lpped hy Ills ear,
si "(Jood lieuxeli!!" evclnlliieil
5.1 ctiest. "What wild thill J"
. "V, only one of my men lntliiK n
J pe' dlmt nt lue," repllt-d the landlord.
"I r.ither fniiey
. ' keeper."
. snest. "What will vou do with the
J
esuttel"
Tk Men's Gift Store
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FIRST STATUE IN THEU. S.
SURGEON'S TEST TOO
"pussyfoot" without a rocdrrcnco of
. .
' too ' sh" sound as in stusn .
MUCH FOR COURT' "The prisoner did those things.
i tin t nnt cnt lfjifrrHv nrlilr, limit
" LONDON, Oct. 30. (n JInll.) t the surgeon after recounting his
Here Is ono of London polico sur-i "tests" before a court trying n man
geoni's tests to determine tho oft- on ft charge of drunkness.
disputediquestion n3 to whether a "I doubt whether I could pass
person is drunk: j that examination, any time, the case
Walk a straight line, heel and toe. Is dismissed", commented tho judgo.
without swaying. ' mm
Pick up a piece of paper from the' Tho Herald would brine sood
floor while standing on one foot cll?er ,frm C,tan,5,th. cunt"' nnt
. only during tho Chrlstnlns season.
say me wonts tonstmts", "ar- but. during every day In tho year,
tillery", "British Constitution" and Shoo Early.
Jackson Memorial, Designed and
Crected by Sculptor Who Start
j ed Life Plattercr.
The Jnckson statue. In Lafayette
park, Waihlnirtoii. was the first eijtieH.
iruin Miitue unvelhsl In the United
Stntes. The fnnious statue of Gourde
III. which the New York patriots null
ed dowu In irrd, was Imllt. before tiiere
was n United States. The JiicLmiii
statue was deslsmd and erected by
Clark Mills, a ".olf-nindo" dculiitor,
Timed to the moment when we miirht siv wurnv
man is interested in a few new tics m!s s tlo IW
tremendous assortments of h, fS1
ovioir mm ai
me prices, bids lair to "GO
-THOUSANDS and THOUSANDS of vory oxcen
tional ties arc included in this roinarkahl I S?
event which-will no doubt start P .
em to quick action. Every tie at UUe ft
i . . .
bp startml life us a plasterer, u i V approximate Ms Wnr Buying tiioiu'
hail nexer seen an eom-strlnn Maine or U1" PB.r.
before he started work on this one',
and the appliance for modeling and
cuMlns xvere iiiaile by blui. The metnl
In the irroup Is made of riiiiiion enp
ruiTtl by Jackson frojti the llrltljh.
The equipoise of the uroup Is per
fect, and no luiiMirtniit biilnnclne n.ds
are used to keep the statue from top.
(ili'ns. Mills claims that he had to
perfectly attained the center of jjrnv.
Ity In the work that the (.'roup would
balance perfectly on the hind feet of
the renrlnc charger. This fact xvas
proved, but when the statue xvas erect
ed the hind feot of the hoise xxere
holted. or ntlierxvt fatenul. to the
luiso or tiedestal. to secure It iiKalnst
the possible effects of hlcb xvlinN or
other disturbing or mbchlevous causes.
(7 rN
TRAVCDNC GOODS
Why
a
Not A
BELBER
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Trunk, Suit Case of Bag for Xmas?
Something that you nee'd every day of
the year. See the new styles we have
just received.
A portion of Governor Calkin' let-'
ter l'Hoxvj;
"The ChrUtmna holiday are n.1-!
most upon us. HverythliiK point to
a trotnendou outlay of money In the
purchnso of holida.x gifts, tho greaiet i
rortlon of xxtilrh I think I am nfn !n '
saying will bo luxuries. Tho present
situation demands not that moiei
money ho spent In tho purchusu of,
luxuries, but that wo curtail au much
ns possible, xylth tho consequent bene '
Gclnl contraction of credit. '
"Therefore, I up oal to you as a '
fellow banker to do jxerj thing wltliln
Xnup nnu'Ar 7r iff.....' I a A... . a
, and giving of Wnr Sav.ngs Stamp
and Treasurx S.ivIijks Cvrtlflcu is ns
Christmas presents in piece of the us
tial needless and ixpenslxo glftH It
seems to mo that tbo rosponslbtiitx of
leading men's niln is along tho xvnya
, or thrift and simple living rests to a
' grent extent upon the bnnkoM of the
xve.s reading than In steering the horse i r""lr "" " nsiting you to push
i me snies oi i reiiHiiry securttl.'S durlnK
tho Christmas holidays, I am asking
Horse Ought Have More Sense.
A inn n driving an express wagon
In Southlirhlge s'reet nppenred to tie
more concerned In a newspaper he
out of hnrm's xvay. The pnper blocked
me vicxv entirely in rront or (lie
driver, who seemed to be oblivious to
his surroundings ns the equine Jogged
along In what he found later to be
the wrong road. When he woke up to
you oniy to take advantage of an op
portunity to meet this responsibility."
In addition, Christmas posters car
rylng an appeal to ghe War Savings
the situation he found thnt tip and i Stamps and Treasury Savings Certla
the wagon hnd gone more than hrce- catea for ChrU'lmns presents will b
! quarters of a mile out of. the way and distributed throughout the Twolfth
then he discovered that h had lost ederal Kesej'vo District, and till
a. ..-. r k.' ' I hllru tinun l.n. klAJ a -
himself nnd trad been dolnc extra
w-oVk:' for nottilrig. Wh'eV it lt'tVe
driver HffeD' his head" ati'd fourd what
had happene! 'be? cursed "tHe hdr'fe
for nbT knowing better ttion to pas
by his own stabfe. Worcester Kve
nlng Post.
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Exclusive on Belber Luggage I
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FLOEBERQ fOT AN ICEBERG
forrneV Yellow W Dirty In Color)
Latter Ordinarily Brilliant
White With Streaks.
While floebergs often are of great
site, they are, much different from
Icebergs. Rene tyiche writes, In the
i'jilltidelphla I'ubljc Ledger. They ure
yelloxv and dlrty-look'lng In color,
while Icebergs are ordinarily a bril
liant white, 'with ultramarine streaks.
The streaks are p'tfre fee. while the
white parts are largely solidified snow.
FIoeberg8 ure formed In the bays
along the coust of Labrador, where
Ice Is blown shoreward and piled up.
sheet on sheet, during the xvlnter.
When summer comes the masses thus
formed are liable 'to flont out to sen.
An Iceberg Is composed of fresh xvu.
ter, frozen. A floeberg Is frozen salt
wdter.
The crew of the steamer Andros
coggin, of the United States Coast
guard, experimented In blowing up
Icebergs with shells nnd mines, but
both attempts fulled, The shells mere
ly made white spots, nnd xvere shat
tered, while thpre was nothing thnt
the mines could he attached to to do
dumuge. In uddltlon ships could not
come close enough to the bergs with
out (lunger from the floating moun
tains to make careful Investigation
for the placing of the mines.
oan kb nave ooen asked to Include a
similar appeal Id their advertising.
BIG INDUSTRIAL
POfcLEfo, GERMANY
-Take full advantage of the quantity prices-vour
living will be tho greater. i '
Highly Mercerized -and
Silk Mixed Ties
Ties 'that -are hihm to "Juttt
suit" tho rout "ipan's innn"
now. never before shown
smnit to n iiolnblo degree.
"toti'H pay twleo as much for
these ni'-iitlm hence.
- Com prlnlng the sort of lion
that nmko WONDKUKULLV
AJ'I'IUX'IATH!) (JIKTS!
Fine Silk and Satin Ties
A wiiriilroii nssnrtnnni of
tlno silk nuil Hiitln id la tho
host minting mul new i st and
siiiuiti'sl ii'nli;ns
t'ltrn ronserxutive, semi
ciuiHorxuilvu. unit frankly
JA":?" st)los
All iiiado with silk, slip-easy
lunula
Consider the savings yon
moo and xxoiiun who aru
wlsolv doing xour HOLIDAY
Klloi'l-INt; 1'Mtl.Y .
IT
uEarman
i AIN'T MAD AT NOBODY"
"The Holiday Store for Men"
More Opens Week Iny nt Hlitfl n. in.: CIiikcn Week Dnys nt tl p. ni.
Htorti Ojicns Koturdnyn nt H:SlO n. in.; cIosch Saturdays nt 0:00 p. ra.
P
In a Class by Himself,
A gen'letnnii In the engraving busi
ness on Hrondxvay. New York, was
greatly annoyed by the tardiness of
one of bis skilled engravers. Calling
nlm Into the office one morning be
fciild: "Mr Uroxvn. I get here nt 8:fl0
every morning and look over my tnnll;
ut 1) o'clock I look out the window nnd
see Mr. Itockefeller on his xvny to the
ofllee;,nt n:.'W Mr. J. r. .Morgan pusses
on his xvay to the bank; nt 10 I see
Mr, Vanderbilt going by; nt 10:30 Mr.
Taft pnfrM'K on the wuy to his office;
at 11 you come In. Who tho are
vou?" Tteboboth Sunday Herald.
COLOGNE, Nov. 1. (Hy Mall.)
Germany's Industrial situation con
tinues to bo a pat amount problem
for public dlsr'usn'tn. Almost
ever newspaper in tho country has
been devoting ono or two columns
dally to suggestions and criticisms
of the Industrial policies adopted hy
tho National assembly. No relief is
In sight so far, lack of transporta
tion and scarcity of raw materials
still to bp faced.
Tho demand for rubber and rub
ber products nppeuis to bo Increas
ing, rubber articles of all kinds
being particularly senrco on tho
market. Prohibitive prices havo
been paid recently In Cologne and
other Rhlnelnnd cities by dealors
from tho Interior of Germany for
old nutomobllo and bicycle tires.
Millions of murks worth of salvaged
rubber goods havo been sold by tliol
American, French nnd British nrnly
authorities to tho Germans hut thh
supply apparently has not relieved
the demand In tho least.
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Southern Oregon D rag
Company
CMMI2 IN YUKON
KETCHIKA Alaska, Nov. 21.
(Hy Mall). I'tarmngan and
grouse, which hnvo been soldom seen
in tho Yukon river district during
tho last four or flvo yeurs, aro mak
ing tholr appeuranco thoro this year
In great numbers, travelers from tho
interior report.
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Best Makes
Best Stock
Best Service
and
Best Terms
Earl Shepherd
IN
Klamath Falls. April 1920,
HOLIDAY GOODS
JUST WHAT
Everybody Wants
AT
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i
Company
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- Oregon J
GRIT, BONE, MEAT SCRAPS. EGG MASH F&R Feed
126 South Sixth St