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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (July 23, 1912)
' r ti ts d t si - ffsaaaaaaaaaaJCE 1-.. i '-' - r 1 Amtisements 1 ANNOUNCED Jericho Club - FOR - Odd Fellows And Rebekahs , - ONLY - In basement of I. O. O. F. Tern pie. Bowling. Billiards, Peel, Crd Rooms. Heading Rooms. Piltt.ta Sitting Room (or He- hekaba only. Visiting Brothers and Bisters tiaay welcome. Owing lo the scarcity afti nigh urlca of livestock, nnd to IMTfact that we hn e to purchase andfled atock as much as three monthsJT.adTaace to be sure of a rupply, otfio the further fact tlist we nine toy spot cash at the time of purchasfor all atock, we find It absolutelyJnecessary to tell meats for cash aj on and after August 1, 1911 Hoping our njby patrons will ap preciate our pofUlon in this matter. and thanking u for paat patronage. tlnuatton of the earns order of business, we hoping for a under the ne remain, yours KUkl N. not settli placed for coll PALLS MEAT CO. .outstanding accounts .August 10th will bo lon. K. P. If. Co, THE EVENING HERALD W. O. SMITH, Elltor and Proprietor Published dally except Sunday at IIS Pourt't Btreet Kntored at the postoBca at Elasiath lfells. Orecon. tor tranaateelon through the malls n eoood-elaae matter. Subscrlptlon'terma by mall to any ad- dress In the United States: One year IMC One month , . . .10 KI.IMATO PALLH. OHNOON TUK8DAY, JUI.V US, 1918 mm like YOUR WATCH NEKOS OEBANING No matter how good lyss, and how carefully used, your Xateh needs cleaning erery elghteemontha. This Insures goodJorvIco and pre- TMts'sar, Let usclean It for you. Yours foarvlc (M. UPP Hotel WATntcas, muawY a mt an of Sorbet nest entertainment. nifceai JB FeMi Klamath Pan, MAPLK FRAPPK, MOMBKRT, VANILLA, 8TRA' AND CHOOOLATK 1CRCRKAM. Our 8herbeta are made wli water. Give, a brick water Ices bite Pelican order for for your haata ly Roiey Oregon t FISHING TkgdTl We hare rerythjK you need for that nekjf g trip: Hook, line, rap. reels, basket, etc jFe rent tents, guns ifl camping THE GUM STORE J. H. CfJUf BKK8 PhMMSaVnkewl iacol Itlk. LaiiesrMar MCf Ladies rakaoge We BMke aft veLa v (rtiltjof laworted fwlM EHbrold- T Genua laaat tad Lacea I MRS. . A. COOPER Fourth St. The Crater Lake now providing transport tomohlle, meeting all i.ln, to Arant's within three-quartei the rim. In the v call being sent t automobile will er landing for patrons. The hotel at opea fol acconraodal Arant's camp, lion 'sent mpany Is by au at Chllo- d beyond, to a mile from a telephone hotel people an to the steam. convenience e: of I e rim will not oe r a few days, hut are nrovidea at 10-tf Are you interest COUNTY! H Hunter Realty (nod bargains iRLamati the 8tephsa have aonis They Temple theater. atetrnea Cjefly. :.3ii p. m. Evening, Jnt nfforrnanrv 7:15, continuous. Our HaslaeiM is OomII Our Customer are Oooill Because oui Groceries! are Gooi A compllnieuBry order, will convince you. Iry rlleiirolr "AiiMap ekj Yours anslous to please. Monarcl Grocery 'fry a i PPKir Cone Hotter. Phone 1031 Wasting Clothes by Electricity lay Jaa! Doing tfie weekly washing and wrlnllng by electricity with a lied? Electric Insures per fect work j and you cannot af ford not i i have one of these machines a your home. All bac -aching and wring ing ellmli ited. The cover is entirely fi e from mechanism, either insl le or out, and can be raised or owered at any time without I terfering with the operation f the machine. You caa try a Red Blectrle In your hotne for at teen days ir risk. -? tdv hi kour rUk.l nraanvf -v. naaan. .aaaakv raaaaaa aaaan aaaaaa W V Home Canning IH Use the day In the any other up meats, overs, tab. fruits am you will result. Wbetb ure, for fi there is o theK A book asking, Economy (Jars Lomy Jar every t. Just as yon do ling utensil, pnt raps, honey left- etc, aa wall vegetables, and delighted wltt tk you can for pleas- lly needs or prolt, ly one airtight Jar y. of recipes for the Van RHier Bros. Phone 85J llxtlutUc Agents fur Clmne it Kititltorii Te inn) i'o(I;. W. M. Til ieieral Hfuseifeiiiij Bltctrlc vJku m Cmrpat an4 Dnmry Cltattlag k remove all spots and dirt fronrWibeu and rugs by the electrloLcuum process. Phone KU Oflce S17 KtamaUi NO NEED TO DIE, SAYS FRENCHMAN ALL YOU HAVK TO DO TO UVR I-HIRKYKK IH TO MAKK KRIKNDS WITH OOOl) MICRORK8 AND KKKP 'KM IX KlflHTINO TRIM PARIS, July S3. If you would live forever, mako friends with the good glyrobactere. So declares the emi nent Dr. Kile Metchnlkoff, the Pas teur Institute scientist, who has been delving for many years tnto the mys teries of why men grow old. The human body, Dr. Metchnlkoff, In common with scientists generally, declares, Is the battleground, night and day, between the good and the bad microbes. When tlio bad microbes gain an engagement you're a sick man. When the good microbes turn the tables, ynu get well. Dut, on the other hand. If the bad microbe rout the good microbes so completely that they cannot rally, you're a goner and the undertaker haa to be called In to take your measure. Such Is your everyday life. Now, knowing that this terrible battle Is forever going on Insldo of one, Dr. Metchnlkoff, by a very sim ple lino of reasoning, concluded that If the good microbes could be fed up. could be kept hale and hearty and always ready for a victorious scrap with the enemy, man would naturally live longer than ordinarily he woud .o he went to work to And out what food the good microbes like best- It proved to be sugar. Incidentally the white-bearded sci entist discovered that Intesttnsl de composition was the principal reason for man's growing old. What would stop, or retard, this putrefaction? Rveryone knows that adds combat decomposition that's why house wives put a small quantity of vinegar n meats to keep them from opolllug. We must do the same thing with the digestive tube; we must Introduce Into the system an ncld-producing mi crobe. This was a simple enough opera tion for Dr. Metchnlkoff, but be found that the microbes died of Mar- vatton because, depending upon sugar to keep them alive. So the bad mi crobes had llttlo difficulty In putting the feeble microbes out of business and continuing their nefarious work of provoking putrefaction, senility and death. Obviously, the thing to do waa to find either another specie of warrior In the microbe world, or a food which would keep the one already discov ered going. Sugar, absorbed by the system, Is not enough, so Dr. Metch nlkoff discovered In the Intestines of a dog, a lowly, ordinary, canine dog, the very thing be was after: a mi crobe capable of producing the sugar required for the sustenance of tlw good microbes. This microbe, the dog's gift to man. Is the "glycobac- tere." It forms Itself out of the starchy foods jiotatled, etc. and quite easily reaches, In all Its fight ing vigor, the lower Intestines, the seat of battle. The bad microbes, pitted against the good glycobactern, have no show whatever; and other conditions being favorable, there ts no reason why man, partaking of enough substances producing this kind of microbe, should not live far beyond the ordinary mortal. "But why do ho many dogs die young?" Dr. Metchnlkoff waa asked. "Although the microbe waa discov ered In the intestinal flora of tlio dog," replied the savant patiently, "It does not mean that all dogs have them. To the contrary. The microbe la vigorously, and, sooner or later, successfully, coabatted by tlio defer able regime followed by moat mem bers of the canine tribe." Anyway, though the test haa still to be applied to man, upon animals physically more or less similar to tho human species, It has met with con siderable success, and even through this discovery, man Is not destined to live forever, It has been pointed out that his general health may be con siderably bettered, for life this ii PEOPLE YOU OUGHT TO KNOW SUNNY JIM ItAIMSSOUATTER'S RIGHTS A M .IS- .IIAHkaSAll SintfJ hdP . Some years ago there was a peculiar brana 01 umiie "'""""V""" aided throughout the land. And It wo. perpetuated n the present genera Hon by a young man who gots his mall In Klamath Kalis. Oregou. All of this Is ancient history to pioneer resi dents of this city (that Is, people who have llvod hero imre than eighteen months). Hut there aro thoso who do not hnov Just how "Bunuy Jim" Porce flint made his ap pearanco as n smile per petuntor, and, by tho way, there Is a wide difference of opinion even among those who profess to know. One of the stories has It that Mr. Force was born with a happy smllo on III' rot 011 ml countenance. Another, and this seems to ho the most authentic version, Is that It was ac quired, and hero's the stery: Picture n hot day In Idaho. Imagine the jun coming down at the rato of a quart of perspiration a minute. To tho right and to the left conjure the picture of town lots staked off, and In the foreground dig up a picture of two men In consultation. La- bel one a Townslte Pro motor and the other a paving contractor. Now the ttago Is set for the first act. Here lomes tho dialogue:: "Why can't you finishing this paving Job?" demands the Townslto Pro moter, hereafter known as "T. P." "Steam roller's busted," shortly replies the Coiitruitor, hereafter kuowu as "C." "Can't you get some sort of a roller, weight It ilnwn nlth rocks, or something, and use horses to pull It?" "No rocks In the country." "Welt, then, think up something else. This palng Job simply must be completed, because wo have some Important lot bu)crs duo here In a few days." An Improvised roller was put In servUv, but tho weight was lacking. Then along conies our hero. He had been dcla)ed en route because of inconsiderate "shacks," sometimes known ns freight brakemon on railway trains. Hut he arrived In the niche of time, and was forthwith seated on top of that Improvised roller. Immediately all trouble disappeared. There was plenty of weight, and any preson who refused to work his best In the fare of that smile was not considered lit to live. "flunny Jim" Force hecamo a factor In the paving situation lu tho West from then on, but ho was promoted from ballast, and Is now a member of the city council of Klamath Falls. "Not duly elected to the olBce," you reply. Doesn't have to be. He'n a squatter. He's been holding down Hie Job for two years and a half, and has only missed two meetings. Therefore he's a member, tho eleventh member, 'tis true, but a raeraoor novertheless, and he haa Just held a convention at which he nominated himself for an other term. He will bo elocted, because he was never known to turn him self down. Anyway, Herman Force has worn a smile from that day to this. Now when waa "that" day? lengthened and his effectiveness In creased many fold. Dr. Metchnlkoff Is being likened to a modern Columbus, a sago who stands on tho same footing with Pas teur, Darwin and Lister. ' . !'igUpi By Joe Buih MMMMM0 for the situation of taking raw of the new siren lira whistle. Itastus Yes, stih. Interlocutor Why do you want that place? Itastus So's I can hsb n blowout wldout spendln' mnli week's sslary on gin. "Oenllemen, be seated." Ta-ta-tata. I Interlocutor Sambo, whom do you consider the most remarkable man in Klamath Falls? Sambo Mr. Cummins, suh. Interlocutor Mr. Cummins? Sambo Yes, suh; Mr. Cummins, de land man. j Interlocutor Why do you consid er Mr. Cummins the most remurkabk-' man In Klamath Palls? Sambo 'Cause he's got de best memory ob any man In dls beah town. He known do name ob ebery subdivi sion madii to dls city since de last tlirto ycahu and knows Jes' how many turiiH Main street makes before II gets to do depot. Interlocutor Hones, whom do you consider the most remarkable man In this city? Hones Clilet ot ruiice Smith, suh. Interlocutor Why do you consider Chief Smith the most remarkable man In this city? Bones 'Cause he can tell Jes who ob de gals dat walk down town nights after 8 o'clock ought to be home, an' wldout looking at dere teeth. Interlocutor Do you mean to tell mo that you tan tell the age ot a wo man by looking at her teeth?. nones Yes, Huh. Interlocutor Explain to mo the process. Bones Well, 'suh, If a woman lets me look at her teeth I know she Is either under fourteen or ober sixty, or else she's bughouse. Interlocutor I understand that you have applied to Mayor Nicholas otlre for Publication 1 Department of the Interior, United States I,and Office at Lakevleir, 1 Orprnn. Junn 9Q 1Q1 ---. --.... -., ..... Notice Is hereby glvon that Oscar K. Wllley, of Odessa, Oregon, who, on Juno 8, 1912, made homestead entry No. 03892, for tho 8H 8ft, Section id, Township 37 8., Range 7 B., Wll Imnelto Meridian, has filed notice of intention to make tlnnl commutation moor, to establish his claim to the lund above described, before C. R, Ii tap, county clerk of Klamath jen'inty, nt Klamath Falls, Oregon. 011 tre 19th day of August, 1912. Claimant names as witnesses: l.ynn Fulkerson. Paul Uoaardui. j (1. Swan, Bird Loosler. all of Klam nth Falls, Oregon. A. W. ORTON, 7-4-2-16 r Register. A Clean Scalp And HaaMly Hair luxuriant crnwtk n dandruff, will result Many of )uur friends have louml luilr soft and glossy anu a sruip firtm ttm line of NYAIM HIsPUTONK .,.(. 1. tl... iri,i.t.lllPMM- ....-. i. 1.. 1. ..in. oMirin anter nnd a nura soau rlnsa tlmr. n nm in ...... - --- - - - ..- uuahly-rub the scalp with (M.W brush-apply Hlrsutone rub It In well nud dry tho hair heUTo combing. Please understand Ih Hlrsutone Is not merely a hair wash It Is t'mlc a food, g tliorwhly cleanm-a, aiso prevraia oae ami ktlniuUtea llm roots of the (lanilruf prevent Ita return and r.l tiMuiv anil color of tlio hair, 1 should he on your drrsslng table. his ami fl.fO tho bottle. While It lirlnl action li'il preset Nynl'a II It sella at nog the natural tr n b 1 w o 0:0 HO.N J. y.llMWAIT, Prealrtriil. HKHT K. K. M. HURII. Vlre-Pres. and Trras. IIHOW. Herniary. Klamath ounty Abstract Co ABSTRACTING a or and Irritation Englacera irvi maii. pi.a!sh, ift.tiKPRisTH. KTt Klamath falls, Oregoi . 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