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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 19, 1909)
in 4; i m ...' '. iA. HE WAS NOT A FLIRT. e "'"" tt To the Pii The O. M. A SPIKED MOUNTAIN. o tl IS. HlmaikaLI. C.oliglol Tfcaka .f Miai?.. Otr of Ihr iiin iriiiaiLnhtp c'h't k-ll frrk III llrlliii la it IIHilllllalll lliuillil 1111 ll.f ulll.lllta if 1'ililillin bull 'trM"nl. IIb' iliIMrillKi' at n Jtiliurr "f l-Hitt 'oO'inl nlth pllir Tlx- 'H' ' f ''"" ni"iinl.ilii 11 n- rl'Mrl; tiviMnl null 1'inf iiUuimi ur mII Ultra I tn it I'lliittttta nri 0r t larlir fri i"tta; nml na larrr Hlnilml It IB urnjr man'. ll. Il la 4 l-rjtj'H'ii' nilifl tif iianiif iililili liaa IV iti"r.ii.r li'iftr. nf t-liia tli tnmllaik "f lilniMii lirlliya IIHf aliV tf Ibr ,:.iiiuinn . .iiiH-l -ll-illn. lit iikI m .i-tie ...mum. imilniO- from Ike .urfair m Dalit ninllr. f,.rni Innn ...in-..iir . lure I'srtill.t I. ul.r nf ll.i- lll-l Initial ttlolM iliiii.l Iii Jlrtl.ti. mill II I. "J1 ' '-'"" """ "' ri iiwikaMi I'llnl IlK'lilll.llli la nut .if kri'lllDif llll I Iii- IrtiMlmtrr nf lh fi'lliullull of III nillrfa'llnt li-sliill rilf al.il.r Il a. hanl a. film niut hla ullh.tiait lUfrlrinrtlla fur nrr. Tln a.!kr furlll 1 tutural 1-ililriiit'iit ihat in. lira ihc inouiiialii nHiir flitni h illalmii-a' llkr -itnr inrlrilt fnfl llir mlllr- nf Ihf fi'liur .ll.lilfi nrr aliiiitint nnt far fM'tll llila Miiiitlrlflll fl.vik nf IWIIIiri'.j wn llir fi.ttiiniii.il riniiiinlrliil Mn In-lr rrata-itiip iiiiiii ntmuiHl nutk loo la uf an ruilril; HITrti-iit klml from that nf thr Mlljil.' nun i''Iiu "firliuca Olrtliui fnr liniaiiiiila Nina, THE DANGER IN DUST. A Midlcal Wrllir Who 0,a -Lit Gtlfoinu Oirm. Lla." I'M jnii nrr tmllir Hlmi n ilnlirrr ' l lliliiu II la In rli'itn huiia.. 111 ltini.il uifklN alwiihl llr nil tlir U'fl klnf I'tlne' .V Mtlur In n I, .ml .11 11111I . ml thu t.'...f Ihr .eB "a n. I-m.r.' r-ll Journal tin Ijllirrl. Iltalala Hut 1 11 imikro Willi III .aJSP uf Ihr anli ITluu n.-aiiliie Uta iiimit- -nall,lllll.-a , mil Irnlnial Hb Hi lip nf Ihf iti lir rtll If ih.i profrrlr mmliii'lt'1 ! I'"r ' f"HS " " '-l"-" Mil ninl itml nro lull nf illn-ic Lriial f ilnti IImi who "it irlrki-n nrr lo Birtiia. hul. hvi'tir iliiiKti ! Iu'irtil tUlilus llt - Uiiilun Hi".- ui'.lllltia 11111 U Hhrll lialili-.! ' flifnllli li'. It III' Itlaillt.ilL .ir .. ir.irli.llr et Ural iiiulur ih.. hull rnriK-i. ih.-t ur.. ! llilirll nmrn r.r.. I. .11. ilil. uillrr III i I'l. If mliri.l up nml Irrllnl.n ! fljli.if Ihrnuut. Ih nlr If . "tt'i (.) uir h...i..-a l.m u- p. hail N-lli-r Irl Ihr. 11 am illltj' . H fa ,..!.. la In '1.1 .lr.-.lii nt,,,, 11,, 1 WI111 ,. ... i, hiuk Ilk.' nin-r "H -..ra ..f mini 1. It-ill HT.i'l...iililiill .ii'l.n. ur l 1 1'i.u .-i in. "II H .11 llirn I. till' 'llll A Hold-Up? come to us, and see what fair treatment we give you. Good Furniture at Fair Prices E. W. GILLETTE & CO., Kg one As an introduction to the trade of l Klamaih Falls and Kiaraath County ji I have inaugurated a Great Sacri fice Sale. It will continue until further notice. Boston HECTOR, Proprietor j W.I1.1 Wiii. I I m Hi,. -Iinifl n iiiilrrl) llll.n.l.i, ti i'i.iii,,, 11 nioul 'mlitl.. f 1 ft tn 'it, I, nil a li. 11 1. !) Hl.at. i.fT tin, III. lien I .1. . ml I.mI It, 4 ill I. . In nll ul. IM ,u, n ulll tluulilla-aa ti.akr rapllal uut f lh Englishman naming ass Hut Iba -r Hi uf Imau. Inmltajt lint f th. t).d. Tt Ibma uf tlu- Ivs.l la a moat re inarLatil Hirrr n-ilr uf an. Mni i:?H. "' utucri.iln lUli ninl tirlitlii. Ill nrll kliuOl) brfnn ll.r kllitf nl Itu Bfl liua.ll- l'rhll.lj the ml lev-itsl n.ri f many miutla in tiller ml f II "' raii!l the nrst uf III ea.l Thtilh himI llM-rfufw itf ill 1 ,,, .miH,,,, OmUn ,, t, the di-sd anil Itarir future .lair None ,lf , ,,., pnyrrK ,,.. BWi ,,,, (lrrp awt, hf ,, ,,f,, ,,,,,. (,tii, , ,,,. , ,, ,,,t rr M , ,,, I , , ,,u. nfi. ....i..,,. i-i... , , ihrl.lUii ir r.l-. .. 11 i.,,. I'tm-ial In it' Iniiitia. minI litta Irtiin II uf liiaitlll .n (ailtlii. In rrarri' Ihi ilrwt Irntn ilaimrra aiHj tn jira I I hrin l 1 tin lual ! Ila ihi ih.lr aj tu Ittr tlill nf ll.lrla atit ti oma Hi.' Ciail ttpalml t tu- 1.M.11I rtlailus lij rtla ll'i' uf Ibr l'k Una OlIIIUI llll Nil llir a.41 if Ibr urrraY uf lllf 1 liam.A itf lfa ulriai.ail nt ttlf arfll Altirll i,,,,,, J ,1 in, mrtj f Hr hullir- j.,.,,,, llrll' li'd i.'trill.lj laMulltfa In Ihr rarl) aitl uf Ihtf fishliTUIti it)iuil) A Fililul Cifach el Ctiqu.tti. Iilrf tin- Iblnl rtiiiilrv In I'rali.r Ivllllll'ltrUIr UirilKllt illacni..' Ilaill l.lntai'lf laaailar ill lirrnkfll"! at llll' T'lll. Il.-l tM . rrli'al ira'lir(l hla IIHl kilt nml nlil'i-il II nlrr hi- IHU tlloa In I hla Ur ail.lr.l I In- irhni. uf lUllln.' I . i.'B In tarn nl I In4 mlitillr I 'ihi II rii tirlli rr-f1lal Hint I ln half f"hl rteai'a rr Utf, A u'lial, Ihi I'lillilluti wrf' irrj !"'"' "' "" "'""""' '" '"J, ''' . t .Hr In (111 il.. .lal.-a nml l." Hi ,"'' '"'" ""M"'r "" '"",. ...... .. ..aLalli.l. .1. .1 llllmlal "i---"i ' "- ' '" J''" , A"" "rr ;"'' ' . lux-iin I'lillitii Ihn lill'l urt-w ih'K-r.ili' "'"I liit.-rrti.t.-.l hla f-uliir ' '"' " "'l P " """ " '"':."" ." Hi HP llll' II ilmtiii I" i' lt"-uinuii iiniiii! I'ulllpimlnll I Well, I Guess Not ! Of course, we make a profit on our goods We are in business for that purpose but the steady stream of customers coming to our new store in the Mang Block, Sixth St, enables us to turn our money so fast that a very reasonable profit is all we want. Furniture can be sold on close margin, as well as other goods, and that's the way we sell it. When you want anything in the Furniture line Store COSTERMONGER. I'll. Werd In formir Tlmtt Wat Gpillid "Ceitard-nongtr." 'Ihi ti'.tit i.uii.'riii'tiiiii'r la tmw u.ial nf an lllnermil fruit ullir It una f.irnirtlj .1-II.1I taninril nmlisi-r nml III I hla futiii iipi.iia In linnl'a "llnr ifl.i " 1.1 imiiainti' ilia Ijitln mini 1 "puma t lu " l.lirrnil; 11 11:11111a i-minnl ullir, in inn hrlui: n Lh.l uf nppl.'. llu iinini nf ntikh Slurray (uniuila ntih unit. , a rll. Hult'i . I)lnnlii;lila ruiiin-rt II nlih rmltinl naauinliis thai tin pulp nf np p'r. na unl In prrutrllii; I hla ihll rai r hul llirn- la Im ti-fll ri'HK.in fur thla alnrf Hi.' "lltnhl nppli'." IIH'II llni'.al In Uninpl. r'a "VmnKi-a" (HSf.li. la ipilti' itlfTl rrtll ftllll (mill tin lill'l' llll Klicllall .oaltllil Sniiif la.ntuil It nlait nlth "ruaiarit," llu htuiHimua timiii. fur n ln-.iil-"Tnki him ui.-r llir taninnt ullli llu hill uf ' llir awnlil" iStiakl ftn'Ofi'l Hill II M rill I limn pmhnhti' Ihn llu- hi-nil n ;. nihil nflrr the nppli- I hull Ihi npph . nftir tin' ti.M-1 'lb. iiriiiln.iil'iii "iiiimsi-r" nlmply I inrana n iliiitrr nr Int.IiT. na tn frit I UMincrr ni..l Itmiini'tisrr. nml la !.--rli.il fruin llu- .Mel" Sixim Hon) "nuiiBlaii." In inilllr nr Imrtir. wlih-li la nLIu In tin IjiiIii "inatizn," n ili-nl-rr liu n. la nil nml pullnhi-a up hla wiiri-a. Uimluu Sint.il.ini. T riibl broken, Hi'tirnl .i'pli- r-iiv him allp nn n M al.'p nml full IMrlly I'ltrli-ntlns hluixlf fruui Ilia tliuhri'll.i. hi it up mull 11 wall nf itlairi-x that fii-ry mi In hriii Iiik ran In hla ult:iiin ri canllraa uf Ihi lronrtilti rain. "Arc J oil hurtV ukrl 11 ihorua uf nln'. "Aii)llilni: hruki'iiV ili'linnilril nn utlliT. -Only Inn tlh.M lit imittrriil In li.l.ra uf ilii'P iiii.miIkIi na tu wlpiil hla Mi-anil fin I'll hi" alrrii. Ili-lpliik' him tip. 11 1.1ml -limn ilrnKKnl I1I111 Iut" 11 ilrus ttnns Om Ihnlishtflll laraoll MIBSfrUil " Ri""' uf hrnmt). iiiinlliiT irnri p'ni'rnua nalil llii-ri urn ! rlha hruki'ii. nml a -iv uii'l Klnaa fi.llniil tin1 llrat. Tlufll liuiki full fii'l U'llrr. "lit lunu Itlha hurt Jim iiuhV" "WI1.1l ilhal" In iuliil. nniacklni: hla llpa Whj. Ill ul"' '' ft I'l "I htiiki n!" Oil." In rrplli'il. Kl'llllia nil bla flH"t ninl iiimlnif tnniinl tin tlmir. "Iiy wiia ih rlha In tin muliri'll.i."-JiulKO. Th.r.for. lit KiunUtJ lit1 Womin'i Allsmpl.i t rmlllflty, llu uur riiJiiiu limiii-nniil, eumfnrtiv My M-nlnl inn) ri'iiilliiu his in-r. Ik Inn 11 Irllli' M'iii.LIiImI, In- una np.1y InKliluiavlf I'ti'ii iiinriMliiM'ly In Iih pa- I'lT lllllll lillllT liniWUnlllK pllat-lll-r 'Unit Inli'iit In llii- itny'a iiumk, ln hum Martini uheii 11 Minium iiiiiii' up be. Mile 111 111 ninl loui'liiil ! I in lliililly 1111 the ahniililer, lit lire xjiiiic time i'iihiIiiu; n lulii'lui; eye mi ha aa-ill. Hi' la 11 Hilllu iiiiiii, ninl lii (,'iit up "A U111111111 ulth that luiii'li in-rie la 1 iilllli'il In 11 cnt," li" Millie real Hi liliinHf 'Tin- lili-ii ut a nullum 1I1 I UtiiIH iiiiiIijIiii a mini mil 1,1 hl "ni"' oiIht uiiiihii hii kcIIiii; ni'iir I')' Liiiuliiil iinri-mTMilly Mi' hlil Mi iiiiliiirranHiiii'iit ln'hlinl hla t 1 1 r. fur hi' Ml that hla kihiiI nnttirr liml hci'li liiiimii! iihiii ninl Unit thv IiiiikIi Hiia mi him I !jr mill hy thiTi' una a Mirnnt ai-nl lii'Xt In Hip inn' he hml t:l-. f. iii In hi' t iiiiiii. ninl hi' nut il tii niKP ni'iri' Tin- u mini 11 luriiiil nml lxil:iil it him imiiiMilly. lit (1111I1I fill her I in', ('ten Ihiiiiuli In' iiiiiii- n hlurr nt hi'liiu 1 li ti'lt - liitiTi'atiil In hla iiiht I 'nil)- ran. It 11MI111I In him. fur n uuiimii ili'llhrrnlcly to tuke I lie wilt "t 11 Inliil utrniigt'r nml llii'ii alt tlirre ninl IhiikIi nt film hciiiiu ho una audi II mnrk Tlii'ii tin mininii apnl. tn him, "Ari'ii't )uu piliiK In talk to inei" ln- flMhllJ, Mi- rmilil alnnil Iut rnmlllfirltjr no 1'inerr. "VWII, f nil I lit-" llu tnf ril rltht thiTi' nhvn In- liHilii-l nrniiiiil mill rcniKiilziil Iiit. II una hla wlfcl Cli'U'l.iliil I.emliT. COOKS' SHOPS. The War. tin Oiginnlngt of Ih. Mod.rn fltitaurint. In prliultlti tlimi tin uuljr plnn-a In l.'.i.ilini ulii-n lh puhllo (uuhl Im rliti-rlnlmil "llll fiunl hail Ihimi the uiuka lniia 'lb fninuiia Hint Chrnp una n en-at iburuiiKhfiirp. tluwii ubtcli tin alalia uf llu liulrhrra nltrrtiatial nllh thuai uf tin riHtka, Vim ihun n Jnlin nt tin lli-ali market, nml juu oir riiil it 11. 'St ihair ti U itaikial fur j 011 hjr n iirtnlii Imur If )uu ulalml fur ulii., i.u iiiiiii hrlni; that nltli juu. fur tin i-iaika mill no lhiinr. nl , tliutiKh lhr M'imii tn bin pruililttl, na tliiu ucnt mi. iiiun ml mure uf the linttirnl m-aiilllp'tllllni'llta uf lnr.lt. audi na hn-nO. .i-i.-i-lnhli-a nml "i!rj'. Thla h.ihlt i-uiilluuiil lllllll ua-ll lull llu rrliiii uf I:IIl.iIk'IIi. nml an luiii; na audi mi liiruiiti-nli-ut ciiatnin pri- nihil llirn- (-uuhl halt hi'i'ii u real auufurl fur nnjr 1 Itlza-n ubo t-hur to illn nhnuiil. Jli mii-l lull- l-ml na iiiudi Imuhh ullli imrtiTii!.' mitl l"i' l.rta na n cnuntr; purly h.ia tialay nt n ph'iih'. Hut nhnit tin tluic that Sbiiki-aa-iiri iiiun' up tu Liiiuliiii n r.'iunrkuhla clinus: tnnk il.iri In tin iiialuiiia nf tin- iiiun, nml Ih prnrtk-a. uf public htrapllnllty nml iiili'rtaln-mi-tit uaa aliisulnrly f.K'lllIiili-il. Tin. unluri uf thla ib.iusi lay In thr mu'iii'ii ilrirlupiiH'iit uf tin tnii-ru nui! tin iiitiaiiiui-nt ullbilmuul uf the naikalinp. Tin uurablpful rompany uf pnaii-lara. a llu cinikn ui-rt i-allnj, itail ti a-iijuj Hi liiniii'p.'ly of prw hllni; hut tiu'.ila.-IMiuuml (ioi In llariH-r'a lanzliu-. Railroldt Ar Nlvt-r Finished. Ill uih ruapn't n nillrn.nl la iiullkt nuy uillrr piujivi uiuli-rtnki'ii hy 111.111 - It la lll'IIT llllllli.il, l.lkl II I'UrtlUltHT Im. mi)m n urittr In I'upul.ir Mf ihanlm, Ih IiikIiiiiI II irni-n tu tr.nv It. U-kIih In ulllu-r TbiT mint It intitliiuuua "'iinluii nml i-iilarRi-im-ut Ijiwr urn nipilri innri .uni-rful k-iiiiuullri-a, nml liitli In turn t-all for lu-.iili-r r.llla. I'l.'u'iT ruiliulbuiiaiH, 'irmipT hrhUi-x. luiici-r il.iirriux ntul ilillusa. lui'li'taial Mfi'ty ali-i ha. nhlh tin- Mr.ilKhli-uliii: uf t'liriva nml llu h-ii'llni: uf irniiU-x tuuii- lu fur ttu-lr kIi.iii- uf nlti-nlluii uu cii-u tin uhlitt luiiila l.lllla- nuiiilrr, Ibi-ii, ulth uur rillrunila iiiiisinuliii: m-nrly uui'-balf uf nil uur iiiiiiiiifiK-liiii-il alit-l uiul Imn nml fully aim-biilf nf nil llu luiuU-r iim.lt iHit yriir. that tbi-y uro llu un f ti I! line tuiniiiii'liT uf the liuiliH'.n no llv lly uf llu nation. Tha Wondin of 8clnca. It una lift fur tin i-iblhltur of pbi.iini:riipb In tbu atrt-i-tH uf Utri-cbt, iitvorillnu In nil Aiurrlrtiii trnii-h-r. to I ut tbf HuMilng tntu'li to tin nomli-r llll lini-nlluii. ThiTi una tin Mimiil of II military li.iml lu full blast, nml then Miihlt-iil.v llu til no Blei'l'eil nml "Unit!" r.uu huarat-ly out 11 pun tin nlr. "Wlin'ii t li.il liitiTruptlni: llu con I'tTtV lllppnutly imiulri-tl the Amerl tun. iilelns ilni tn tin upt'rntiir "That." kiiIiI llu man, uunrylugliliu lil.imlly, "una tin voice of Nnoli-ou llun.iparti kIiIuk tlu tinier nt the IhiI llo of WllUTluil." Thai Wat th. Troublo. A Wlcliltn man una fiiaalnit bwauap of hla in him.- li't'lb "Why don't jou ir.i 10 u ili'iillati" nkptl 0110 of bin flli-ml "Ob, I liiivcn't Kit llu lii-nc." wn the reply "Ni'ii-r 111I111I Hint." rrplUil Itto flli-ml "Tlu'ileulht ulll lliul llu ncrvo nil rUlii " Kimw" City Journal. Literary Analyilt. "Shiiki'spenre's uoiks nre innrveloua rexel.illuns nf pneiry " "I'nctry!" 11-lionl I lie Hiiconlan sconi fully "They me merely n collection t.f c'lpherii. ullli mum IlKures of Keecli Ihlnun In In make lliem banler." Washington Star. Hit. Wl Plan. "I nexer Imve nny luck." ' "Neither tlo I." responileil the other I'llUeit. "Therefore 1 keep out of en- leriirlM's retiulrlni: k'uba of luck to bo u nucccss."-Ir)uUvlllo ConrlcrJournal. Good Red Cedar Shingles Building Materials of all Kinds and Prices Our Prices are the Lowest, Quality Considered We can Furnish Everything Tou Need in a Building and the Best to Be Found in the Market The Big Basin Lumber Co. C. . Evans, Manager. Weed. CaL S. P. White. Gen'l Agent I 1'ilM MEXICAN WOOING. From M.Wnj Eyes at Oinorltn la th. Grand Cir.nsdt). In Hit uii'i'ttnlii Ill11111lm1ll1.il nf the cl.Tlrk- laiupa auiiii aif tin H-nurltna uf Ta-plc City nipa-,irnl n-ry ntlrncllie lu bri-a'ty. HulTy cuu-na nml Mi bin-; tniiitlllaa, ami Hu-y burn It pra-lty nrll tiMi. They ll'-n lu hava yuii hik nl Iht'iii illnvlly nml inliulrlnuly. 11ml they will nut ilmp 1 In-lr eyii. If you bai llu tirrT lr bIc imp a h"ik of ;bla kind -aurb n IikiU na u nulil I iiiiialil.Tiil i-xtri-ini'ly rurl In nny Ainrrli-iin ally tin rtiatiira nrt nlit'ii yuii mii'l Iut nn tin lu-xl turn j nil will In ri-niiriliil nit It 11 amlli- unit n rli.illi-1121 from llu- hl.uk i-yi-a, nml If nil hiHi-n allllh Iflll hl.Kk ur Inrrr In ra-x-rt yuii will ppa-nk In lu-r nml pny Inr aiiiin- riimpllmi'iiliiry ri-unrk tiMin llu tlrat iiiairtiiully Ihll ufft-rM Thla la C'xil lirtlillne mill III nut la ra-ai-IItiil tjhnillil J nn 'In'" la-rume Infillllaliil tt It ti Hit -July yam will 'a-nnli nut Iut tiuim. il'll Iut hnrri'il nliulutv nml moi titular It fur mi hour nr urn rwry umrtilns. nml If ynu inpra hrr fninrahty ib n 111 make yniir haiirl slml hy Inlklns uilb yuu thrnuuli llu bant nr ilrupplni; llltli Mrntial n.iti tu yuu. SbuiiM ynu iH-cuma rral aa-rln'ia yuu u 111 bit n trill-Mil tinnil tu aaTrti.itlP brr nt ttlslil imtv nml Ibi-n To lam funn ultb tin-tualuni juu ahuiilil atnrt your U1111I aiut nl tnlilnbhi nml In II pl.iy na Inns na J our muni-y lama. (Jul ius llncarlnp. How Tobacco Oat IU Nam.. Tin nrlclti of th until tiilKirro It not tli'tlnlti'ly M-tllnl. Oileiln. nnt tif the early Sp.iulali chronh It-ra. .! It una mimeil nfli-r n V abaprtl Inatru liient wtlta.Il uaa raimuinnly umiI na 11 nuilliitf tubf. Tlu inn prune nrr plnra'tl lu tilt lluaa. nml flllllea nf Ihn Kiilereil ItMf tti-ro lllhnlml Thla wna calleal."tuli.Ko," ublcli una llu mi mi Chen to the plant. On tht mnir-iry. on of llu lilan.lt of lb Wal Inillca la k.iM tn Ii.iii furutithtil Hit ii.tiiu. It la niierte.l that tuUuro una llrat taken lulu Spain lu I.V.S tiy h'ermin-ilt-z. n physician, ubo bail In-rn nt by I'lllllp II. of Sailll In luriatlmili llu prinlucla uf Mellon It neit rrnebetl I'airtilzal. una anon lutnilm i-il Int. I'm iut by tlu Krvncli niutKiaan Our, Jc.tn Xlcot. nml at-iit tn tin I'urtti Slleci' court III l.Vi'.l When ha rr-turtu-tl to Ilia bullll In prcaeim-al (.null of llu wrd nml leaves tn (,'uifii Cutb rrlnt lie' Metllel. nml tin ai'lentlUc nilUK uf the plant una tbereufler ilea Isniiteil na "nicotine" In bit honor. Balancing an Egg. All the norhl knows how Coluui but on n lilaturlc uccaalon niiiile nil cut; atiinil nn euit After many learn eil Oieorles bail Ihtii nOiaiutil uu halaiU'liiK tlu 1-1:1: In net I tie ivx on riiil by, of iMiirse, lu.isbliu: ilonu h.inl enouuh to form 11 b.ie. but the prob li'iu la capable uf xt til iinollier milutlou. It U nu e-iay matter to et un tu; on 11 plate, for liiaiiiucc. If you know bow. The trick ,1a Impossible until tbe era baa la-en tmltcil lu uu tiprlcht position. The position of tbe b.irilenij yoke nt llu enil uf tbe nliell loners the center uf crmlly until tbe rpben cnu b puii ur euii iMlaiii-eil with eaae. Wclahl of Brain. The ner.ii:i' welKht of the human hr.ilu la furly 'iilue ami 11 half uiiiiiTa nvnlitlupuls fur males 11 ml forty-four uuiii'i-s fur females in males tbe minimum weight Is nUmt ihlrly-fuur ounces nml the maximum sixty-live mimes In females the minimum uclubt Is thirty-one ounces nml tlu maximum lifl.v-sli. lu ueuburn In f.iuts tbe brain weighs 11 bout ll.itfi nuiii'i's fur tbe male uiul ten oumt-s for the femule. Juit a Hint. Mr Slnyhitc Is Hint clock rlsbt Miss Pi- I'lnl; (wearllyi-l think II must uetsl eleniiliiK. It's been two or Hint' hours tolnu that lust liour.-New Voik Journal. How many times n ilny do ynu com iiieuil) How uuitiy limes durlnx n da, do yuu II ml fiiiilll-AI.'blson Qlotw. $2 Quit Sucefsa. Wife of the Professor Cbarlea. here la a telcKTam-nn explosion In your Inlsiralory nnd Ibr ptare wrecked I'rofesaor Thank Rnodnpss! Theo Hint rifK-rlmeiit was a success, after nil. New York Journal. Caui For Joy. "Consrattil.itlniia, old man! I inp f you're tickled to death because li's n boy " "Yea; In a few year, now. I'll baTe nn excuae for t-'nlng lo tbe clrcui." Detroit Free I'rera. When you bare set yourself to task, finish It. Orltl. Th. Waiting On.. A centlrmati mm'tlns a y'onns wo man wbu hail formerly been a servant In hla house nml In nhosc welfare be was Intt-rratnl. the following conversa tion iisik place: "Why. haven't you sot married jett" "X11. air." "Well. I tbnusht you would bare been tuarrleil ls-fure now." "Oh. no. air; Ibrre's two walling;' "Tvui! Why, ynu don't mean to mnrry tnai. tin yuuf -X11. lr" "Then win nre they" "Why, lb- twi tuat's waiting ti tbe parxiii 11 ml me We nr waiting for lb 111.111 " -1 'iiiloii Straps. DR. C. P. MASON Dentist Aitirncjih Hank a TrnM ( r-uM it. BICYCLES For an up-to-date wheel pet a Rambler, on sale, at The Gun Store. Tents and Guns for sale or for rent We carry a full line of Sporting Goods THE GUN STORE J. B. CHAMBXRS Phone S93 Opposite Abl. Hotel "J VST WK WHAT a.... NEVER TIIK , Ik-lter Kqulpird Than Ever V8E A DOCTOi; -- SUB8TI. OltDKlt-i' TUTE I UNDERWOOD PHARMACY CUISSLEIt STILTS HMXJ. I'HK- OUR SCUI1TIOX8 ... STOCK ACCl'. nnt Sfrvijo to Customer IS NEW hatklv .... and iii.m:i) fresh .v-Vttsa4arrtta a DOM J. ZCMWaLT, President Abstracting iMapa, riaas, Klamath County Abstract Go. Surveyor! and Irrigation bgliecn But E nrtHiow, Stssratary Klamath Falli, Oregon . s)stl4 .00 Fer . Tnouiana 16-INCH SLAB Wood $3. 75 a cord, delivered to any pait of city ACKLEY BROS. Phone 451 Wood Four Fo t Dry Slab Wood $3.50 a Cord HUTCHINS B F AUGHT CENTRAL CAFE Open Da and Night Private Dining Parlor Oysters Served in Aajr Style J. V. HOUSTON. Prop. nitMtti IFOR SALE! WELL. IMPIlOVEd FARM of 600 meres, 10 mile Southwest of Klamath Fall, Will Mil a X a whole or In part. Term. part down, tbe balance In de ferred payment!. Sicily li R. A.EMMTTT I IIh ISmI iUVr. .eaaeiaaaaoaaaaojaa E M. 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