The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, August 05, 1909, Image 2

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Newspaper Page Text&ry' . l-l a-. i II S "4 ftft- KK..S ISPS, Wry fr-.-Vfji. . .' MARSH LANDS 50 PER CENT. VEGETABLE MATTER.; ABEL ADY OREGON'S RICHEST SOIL KLAMATH'S GREATEST BARGAINS AT $25 PER ACRE AND UPWARDS.; PHoiJi1 -31 EASY THE EVENING HERALD leaned lUlly, Kicept Sunday, by Ilia HERALD PUBLISHING COMPANY W. O. SMITH, Editor SUBSCRIPTION Dally, by mall, ono )onr Dally, by mall, six month Dally, by matt, thrco months Dally, by mall, ono month Dally, delivered by carrier, ono week 1UTK S: .15.00 . 2.C0 . i.:g . CO . BO ,, KLAMATH FALLS. THURSDAY. AUGUST 5. 1909. A Thrifty Wl(.. A careful, prudent wife It a blcss'ng h n man, espev Lilly to a Kvr tu.iu. lut some wlca are 11 little too can-(ill. !nl Kidoii's wife una somen lull "near." it. they iy In Kn staid. Ill lordship na very fond of huntlus ami double yoke of oiru look their places. , retinal to the country fur n few week. It wa ilonr traveling, tut they got toward the end of the si-nsou. whole through. The stenmb'Vt fare from he uai In the habit of rtillnu n little Tti Fesllsh Railroads. The ttago fare from IJutitsvllte to iktsgow tweuty-flve mile was SlAi. l'bl stajre carried the mall, nud It had fj to. When the road, were so mud It horse coulil aot pull the since a Glasgow to 8t. Louis D the enrly tlf tie wa $7. That Included stateroom and meal., and If the boat mi held np a week ortwo on a Mini Kir the accommodation went on without ex tra charge. The trumbont owner. ucrer bellered the railroads could sue ceufnlly compele with them. The nay they looked at It people wouldn't t willing to travel 100 or SOU tulles tied down to one .rat In a .mall car when they might be enjoying the freedom of big and bandnomcly furnl.brd boat. Then bow are they going to And room for an orchestra and a duuceV an old river captain. wanted to know. "No Wel.h pony, for which he yrato SO bil lings. One morning hi. lord-dilp. In tending to enjoy a few lioiir.' .port. ordered Hub to Ik .addled. I.nly Kl dou objected, but as company w.i. present tare no rca.ou. In u few mo menta, however, the senant 'H-ned the door and announced that ttoti was ready. 'Why, tiles mr." exclaimed her lady ihlp. "yuu in n't ride hliu, l.ord Kldont He lut no shoes on." "Veil, my lady, he wn. shod this week." said the servant. "Shameful!" exclaimed her t.idythlp. "Mow dare any one bare hint hod Unci. Paid. Mauy year, nco Sinner, a popular I "tor, wn. enmiKiM for few nlnlit. i 1 1 a principal elt) In the north of I lindane! It wa In the coin-hint: days. and It happened that the sinsc In which he trnielnl (mid In whli-h there wi-io only nil old geitileinnii nud him self! was stopped by a uluitle hlislinity man. The old gentleman pretended to lie sli-ep, lull Khtiler losolu-d to be con with him. Acruidlucly. when the hlti nnytiuin prescnttd hi pllnl mid ami mnmli-d Shulrr to dellter hi. money lu.tnully or he wn. n detd 111.111. "Money!" returned lie. with nil Ml otic slims nnd a roiinteiintirv Inex pre.-wlhly . nt-niit "Oh. lor", sir! They neter lrut me with nuy, for uncle here nlwn.ru paj for me. UtrnplUr. ud nil. jour honor" Upon which the hletmnviiuin gave him a .few curr for hi. stupidity, complimented the old centli-iiun with a smart slap on the fme to mvnkrn tit til mid rohtx-d lilm of ciory shilling he had In hi. .Ht.i-t. while Shitti-r who did not ne a sl'iclc farthing with great snttifni-tlon junl imrrlut.-ut iiirxm-.l hi. Journey, hiiililug In-utl lly at his fellow triiu-l.-r. place to eat or drink; no room to move i without orders? John." lie continued, about; Just sit still all day long on a j addressing her huh.ind. "you know little wooden bench. Why, lf down-1 J"U role the twuiy only a few time. rtjht foolishness:" Macou tlepubllcan. Tht Ex. en th. Red Flag. There are many edd bit of bunting nnfolded to tht breeze In New York harbor, but the oddest, of all perhaps la the tuslgn that Butters from the taff of a little craft that round the Battery er wall promptly at noon every day and then disappear up th North river. It Is a triangular Cag with a flaming red background, from which stands out In bold relief a great Cyclopean eye. Inside the pilothouse la man In blue coat and bra. but ton, who views the wntrr front and passing craft through a long telescope. Thla U the supervisor of the harlmr fJU duties are to see that the regula tion are observed In the llaat river, the upper bay nnd the Uudsou river. that the channel are kept free of ob struction and that the city's docks and ferries are being looked after a. they should be. A soon as he steps on board bis vessel the unique ensign Is raised. It signifies to all nantlcal folk: "I've got my eye on you. Watch out!" Nw fork Bun. last year, so I hid the shoe. tnWrn off and hare kept them ever slnre In my bureau. They are a. good n new. and tliee people have shed htm again. W ball be mined at this rate." nconomy A human eccentricity which will cause a woman to spend half a day nnd 10 cent street car fare In order to get five cent spool of thread for 4. Love A tender passion which, how ever, does not preclude a man' scold ing his wife If the coffee Is too cold. Irlde A persistent and potent pe culiarity which will cause a man to put a silk tile on an empty bead and to buttun a JIM frock coat around an empty stomach. Prejudice A taste or distaste for something about wblcb you know nothing. Judge. Doubtless. Voice tin the bousei-ltesile. what Is keeping you nut there on the porch so long? Ile.le-I am looking for the comet, mamma. Voice You'll take your death of cold. Ilessle Not at all, mamma. I'm I'm well wrapped. Chi cago Tribune. Th. K.lfl.Ultltll. Every Pries Should Hsvs Rea.en. ' T ,inVretifn l'twe J ntM!1 It must le rcmcmlH-wd nlwii). thnl ..,, lUI, . (I.tuuii UsITn-klaiseli I It I. not the prho of mi article which ,, The lea l plciinut K I. luilKirtaiit, but the reason for the . ( j(, ,,,.n. imrtlng. when- we bal price. in.e our leaenp. In hand -rlloiily The bankrupt stoel.. the lire sale, the immUcapp'-il by our nmitlliidlii l' tiuiiiufacluier'a remnants, tin- minimi ., migmculid by the trail I .ail elearniiee. the reinoinl sale, the no .,..., ,K It n lop heioy pl.ieoinifco ii.iL.ii .if o.irMiir.tiln sale-wuai nrv ...... nm n-.ntiit iiiae ite ..... - ,-.... i mm mo -- " - thee nnd insny mole but argument. , ....j ,nrlety of ui-ature "'in for the price? And Hole till, inn point fV ntfmriili-l I'J be. and cup. on -that without the argument the price ,,.,, v... I. imwi-rle... Ilediice fur llm-d oler- . . .., ,iirmn K'slTieklniseh coat, from IOil In fui nnn jour uoerai .... . Cooking on th. Trail. Our guide nllom-d me to lt him In preparing the bre.ikfiKt. thoush I fancy my n.l.tnnce mUtil haie ln-en easily d.-u.l with lie nicely re marked that If I na. eni to rough It I might na well lieglu learning now a. any time It wn. a.toul.lilug how ppetlilng n meal he pn-pand with the ety fewit eonienleiire I "or In stance, he made bread III the sark of flour without using n bread pan lie hollowed out a i-avlty In the flour, IKHired In water, added salt nnd hik lug powder In pniH-r ipinntltle., then proreedeil to mix the iluusli lie did another thing In hi. cooking that amu.nl me very much. To preirnt the coffee lulling otrr he placed a small willow atlck across the oh-ii top of the poL The lesson In phyalc. soon followed. The coffee bubbled .lid then rusheil up to the top of the po as though It was going to l.ill nrer the Idea and extinguish the tire, tut na soon a. It touched the willow It sul Ided like some .entli-nt thing. Komi and Htraain. dl.eoiint attract. Utile attention Why? tivnue there la no reasonable expln tintlou for the rnluellon Why should j on preont men-oats to the public? ilut iiuiiouuce Hull owing to ait ex piration of jour Ionic nuil the luipern Hie command lint you aele jour prr.ent store within two wii-U. jou will retluce the price of jour fur lined overcoat, from ill) In and Jou ni.iy sell ea.lly all jou hale to offer, lu.tlni'tllely the public see. the whole pleture-the proprietor's anilely, the Inei liable reinninl, the lessening dnj. I he llual snerltlie and the "tore full of eager buyer., ipilck In -le .iicli an opportunity 'I hi. I. onlj half Ihe ri.luetlon prn loii.ly roti.ldernl Hut ono I. Iiu.liio. nlthoul Imagination, and the oilier t lmlne. with It lAirln I'. IK-Iaud In Atlantic. Helping the Town lly banking your money In bank In your own commun ity yon Increase (be community' power to do business. If Nbatantlal farmer want to borrow money there li more to loan Ibem. If jou lunk yoir money away from home It I loaned to other fanner, mercliant and manufacturer. Help your home people. Money hidden at homo help no one. Placed In a bank It la put to work In way that help all. The First National Bank of Klamath Falls la good bank to put your money In safe and reliable. Maud In th Qsrdan. loms Into the rsrd.n, drar. Thrs I sect unrc.t. Ixne drum) last nutnt of vlolrla, and now irif) r. on in. bruit. -Atlsms L'omiliutlon. Aye, com. Into ths csrd.n whit, spring's 01 on n.r ri. Indula. not In pustle u.h, but cat spad. and df. Scrsnton Tnbun. Yes, come Into the tfardtn, Biirtruy w.ara n.r irenesi gown. But han you plant tt tandar se.dadon'1 g.t 'm upalda donn. C'l.v.lsnd I1ln Dasltr Immadlst. Publicity. "I'd like to get thl. Information Into nil the papers today," snj-s the public man, "but It I. too late for them." 'Leave It to me," suggests the friend "I'll get my wife to telephone It In one of her ncqunlntnuces mid pledge her to secrecy. That's ipilcker than hav ing It prlntcd."-Cbkngo Tost. Lttsrary. May aaya thai ah ra.d. A crest many book. As knoMlt-lifa ah. nda. Xlay aaya that ah. ra.l. Hut th. Illll. witch Irt-lt Upon novcla-th. cook's! May aaya that ah. r.ad. A rfreal many booka. N.w York Tim... said An Old Saying. "A penny for your thoughts,1 tue postman. "What do you mean?" Inquired the poet. "There" n cent due on this returned manuscript." Kansas City Journal, 1 A Savings Account I a rainy day fund, a life Insurance policy, a alek benefit, a funeral benefit, and an old age m-usIoii. There I no forfeiture clause In Ihe passbook, and It la under the owner' control at all time. It will tide him over lckncaa; It will care for hi family when he must go; It will see him through old age, and bury him when he die. It I a dniple business proposition. Uegln early, and. keep It up, and, like manna lu the desert, It will upply him n he Journeys. Now la the time to 0icn an account with the i Fi The nst and Savings Bank An Old Truth. Bklrsa ran swsy with Hkegga' wife. ITt no addr.sa behind, ttut lery aoon ftklgga envlol Hkegga And tiad a change of tnlnd. Skegga ndvartlsrd. flklgsa a.nt li.r back. ll.rtln tha inoraMlas: Sklgg. now Ull.i..-not so lih H.ag It psys to advcrtla. Uoaton Herald. Caustic. "I hnvo adopted a new motto for my life," sighed the man who resldi.l with til mother-in-law, "What I It?" they Inrjulrtd. "Kverythlng Is rclallve."-l'hlladel-pbla Iilger. Fruits of a Rival. "I wouldn't gl a rig for you!" Bali the maiden at tha gala. And tha young man found her word. war. true Sha had another date. -Bt. ljla I'oat-ninpatch. Singular EKact. "Hasn't that umpire got 11 peach of u voice es; n bail oneo hit lilm on hl Adam' npple, and It has never U-en mo samo kiuca," Town Topics. A Withering Olsnca. I ones bad u iIokvI. name.l Hpork, Who met with an auto at dark II gate Mm a giant.. That pressed out bla pants And tors off a port of his bark. Judgo'a l.lhrnry. Tha Characttrutlc National Msal. It I. nut only lu Scotland that break fast I. Ihe charneli-rlitlc national meat Tmtel where Jou may. the llrst meal of the day I. the one that stilki-. the foreign note, luucht-oii nnd dinner hnv lug gradually nhwrtied nimoiolllaii iptnlllles that are not eien rimniied to hotels lint you neier feel so much of an r.iigll.hman a. when Swltrerland glte. jou roll, nud butter nnd I y and nothing more with Jour coffee or when I'rance makes this Into one ex oulslte crumbling "criilwalil," with an Inch or two from a jard long loaf, or when Denmark adds r renin Instead of milk lo the eonYe and a dangerous plrve of pa.try to the black bread and round white roll, Yet our IhiglMi breakfast ln-came nn Institution only lu the eighteenth century. Ilefore thai only roynlty breakfasted off incut, tread and cheese nnd ale 'ihe i-olu niniier, such as I'epys, Hik merely a morning draft of bitttereil ale.-ln-dou Chroulct. Parllsmsntsry Procadurs. "How alHiut my letter of proial?" demanded the young congressman "It has been advanced to a sit-ond resiling," nnswered the hsughly Wash. Ington belle.-Kau.as City Journal. To draw a caricature of our runletn ponrles Is not dlllleult. It requires only n small portion of tilent sad great want of courtrsy.-DL.raalL Look Out and Up. If your .nmy I. an .ir.Mp man You'd Ih-h krci out nf ii. Tor lli.rv'a no ilmyhi. That wlicn h.'a ilylns Ita'a vol th. ilrop on y,,u -llo.ion 1 1. rail Whan It Happ.ncd, on-en t.olfer-Why. illd km.k 11 in the hole, t-ml.Ilo? Caddy -Yes.lr; tlut last stroke when ycr shut jer eyes on niiount of th, du.l.-1'uck. Llkas tha Tam.d Oni. This talk of .ornan'a llnhu !,. .rnrtu It a iionirnav, .!i sv.ra But aha aoa In for ooin.n'a lrn Wliat at. thra.r Why. vrl.biit.ra' Itoiioii Traiiactlpt. DiNarant, "You Into n talking neipinlnlsme wllh Mrs. (labbleton, han-n't jou?" "Well, nn. 1 bate n lliti-nlng Mc. qualntanec."-('letelniirt I-nd, r. Th Summer Girl. Now .oon th. loitly summrr inl, 1MII ones stnln ,, Deiiartlng for th. rural ahft.l. To gabble on the rr-n. -Kanaa. city Tlm-a. After th Auto Accident. Alglo Koflle-Alul Is my skull frac tured, doctor? Dr. I'erry-.Vo. not frncttiriil-dent-cd.-l.lpplncott' Magatlne. Th Attraction. Th.y wond.rad how l, could bewitch Ono beautiful mill young Until ttiey licril that ho waa rich And only had on lung. -New York Telegram. Amateur Oardenlna. "Have you harrowed your ii-get.ible piui, jone' "No, but I have my feelings." more American. . 11 potidiiiiu. nffnlr "hi h y-nl take silting nt table. ome n . 1 title. Iintk the l.-nlnnlug of the mea Mlowiil by uiiinbirba. ta.es whlib Ihe llirmau. know wed Imw lo make. Ihl. li f.ll"l ' "'" ereatny ptepstalbm 1 r n l-.-auilfnl tie tbe innile In Uv I his lu-alii la sue rerdeil by Ihe rholce.l frillis 'Ihe K.iffii-kaliue I. IliiMlin bile still btl.lty plUng It" Hide I In re la a well knoMii tierman song wbhli end. with the refrain, frt-i ly IMn.laliil Tliaiik J on. thank jmi. b n"" '"''' I nrter drink more tup. limn nine " -,oiidoii tjin-oi Th. Tslry lleundi. In some ji-nt. stoats appear to In n-i re niittieriui. thin In other.. Hid tht-y ale . ot 111 nnei aid two. but In doren., bunting togillof In mall pniks. 'Ihe late C T Ib.ilh of llrlgtitoti, when shooting l I'-ist lithtan one autumn, met a puk of tent which nttnrl.nl n trrtb-r lie bid nlth lilm nt.il woutd not be ilrlieu off until be and the dog l.-lwieii them hid killed more than n doreii Hlosl. will hunt ligeiher trtn Mrut aid In till cry like a ptrk of liiuiiid. one l irnv. LiTplog the line ami follnwid oi-ly by the other. Tbl. sight lis. i.i-n rtinnlnl by illTrrrot ob-ner. wliu lute aim si ell wen-el. hunting lu fie sure way There I. a -pii!ar no lb tl III the west of DneMi'il that hire, in- btinteil nt nlglil by i.ek. of llttl fairy hound. b nlly cilled "dunty dog.." ami lhe.e are said to l-e wra et.. wbUli tin' we.t loiintry folk, call falrh-i," 1 roniiitiii-lng the word "valry" nt'd "inlr" Koine of them tie. eUre thnl they hate treii mid walrbe.1 the chase wltli sne -londoti liranhlc. WaANT AD. RATES ttHMtHt',MNMt)IS REFRIGERATORS Cold Storage White Enamel Food Chamber $21 to $24.50 Reliable galvan ized Food Chamber $17 Mil AfKINS ..Ti:i. WANTI5II- Hy experlennd sawyer, mill right nnd filer, IkmIUoii as fori-mnii lu sawmill or pinning mill. ddriss J It. Ilrlstnw, IUI1I1.I11 bblg., Klamnth falls, Ore. I'Olt HW.i: Ileal ir.tale. FOIl HAI.i: A new bungalow, with it riHima nnd bath; linn liHatlnn 1111 filllsldu nenr High He h do I. Iinulrn at I hi 11I1I iifllrn. KOIt HAI.i: su nrn-s. r.o nrre lu trop. 3 luir.es. wagon, srl of hnr- tie.a, 2 tnwa, ZZ't thick na. C-room tiutigaloM, tiirnlsln-il. I miles (mm lnwn; lion per nrn-j, easy terms II I! Pointer. Klamnth Culls to NOT Ml Mia malt 11111 Ofi A "" j! (j W WHITE MOUNTAIN M JW FREI:I:k ZfJ, Tft remit W ft tsje "" "" US bJ ISSISvl.MMHin J mtM Maass.is.inHi. Vj UTR MlMWMk.nM 9 I BUH aMiiaasaM tm j sssu as auna ssst W iA 1 " " U Jff ISSSStNSMHl' U j ROBERTS fiS 1 jl" HANKS J tSsKl $21 ROBERTS & HA HARDWARE MERCHANTS ( iiiii.i' w..vri:i. AtlKNTS wauled In eki-ry town for Iho Htot-I Adjustablo llnmeli-ss lliirsn Collins .No pails. Iiamis. traps, inn to used with uny kind nt tug attachments Will not rail bnrsn or wear out Will nut rnrrnde or nut I'rlru IC.OO 1111I1 Ask your dealer Write for llteruturo Address Nelson Wllti-r Ciimpntiy. i-idiulio ill.trlb utnrs raiincConstfitiites.Alliaiiy.Orv. Till: Ori-giin Nursery Company of Kiiloni. Origiiu. Iho lurge.t nnd hest-knonn imrsi-ry inmpnny In tho Northwest, has openings for two or I lino stiady ntnl reththtu salosinun for Houtlii-rn Oregon nml Niirtliern I'lillfnrnlii torrltnrle. l-'ull Inlormn- thin upiiii ro'iuest. Address Oregon Nursery Co., Halem, Oregon. VANTi:il (llrl for teliiphono up eriitnr; 11110 with oiiiorlenro In tho work preferred. Apply at Klamath 111 Hi iiirU'0, -Haiti Th Trouble. Upon Mt't matrimonial a Ho many gsyly iiout, And all gone on right merrily Till sonis on. 101k. tho boat. - Detroit freo Praia. Not Suitable. SheTry this dullubiruliniigliiondy. Ho (cotigliliig)-lt wouldn't do mo any good. I haten't delightful cough. -Chicago Now. AIIC.NTH l.ndy or gentleman, f 50 11 wiH-k to liiinilln our gondii from mnniifiu hirers. For terrllnry seu II. A, Kemp, Hotel l.tveriuore -ii- L- ig . 1 l-'Olt H. l.i: .Ml.i. Ibiniou.. KOIt HAM:- I'rclght outfit, torn- Idete. innslslliiK of K homes nml burnous, stritilicrs nud thtilns, 2 Nn, I uiiK'nisi ( a purity of wagons, 30, 000; nil In No. I nimlllliiii. Merrill & Hon. I'nrk Blnlili-, Merrill, Ore. Choice Garden Lands FOR RENT! A few plots of choice land for garden; Tt Cabbage, Celery or other truck, under Irrigation and convenient FRANK IRA WHI CAPT. O. C. APPLCGATC Fifth Street Has some Lot Bargains for you --9tt ltj China and Glasswt llon't you want anroa nice Dlaaer Wans Kaary hj llatrs, Tumbler, Jardiniere, Ornament, Chamber Hels K C'iMilers, Krcescra things uaeful and onialtienlal for 70 and table? We rarrjr autli lieaullful Hilna a Ihe lb In plain and golil rliiiiinil. Her our eitenalte display. largest klitck In Dm rlly and al auih low rlrr, GEO. R. HURN f4f miH HARI DEAI mihi i;i,i,Ai:otH. OIlDIIlt your leu rront 1). I.'. 'Inuihfcr (iimpiiny. I'lntNIHIIIII) iiiimiH nnd apartment nt tliii llaMwIn, Ci:.li:.ST Imporlcil (etiiunt Just ro- (i.-tvoii; inrloiul Allnuu inmeiit In Iron barrels. Iluldwln HnrdHiiro Co. What He Married r. "They tell me you nr mnrrUfl," they aid 1 to i tho (HH-t. "How did that Imp. I'onr J "'Vl Did jou marry for iiinnevi" 0, eali be. "for bettor r.i- .. 1 New York lrc. By a Victim. Tou may talk about women Of brains ami all lint. iiui ins smaller th. brain Ths bigger tha hit. Vonk.rs Hialrarnsn. Under Consideration, "And Is alio engaged to the count J" "Only tentatively. Nothing but an option ha been nuld "ii,u.-u phla Ledger. I HON TON (IIIOCKItV A lltllu Moru Mltll tho hiMt In tho lirnii-rv lino! rli-nn, now. fresh, nnd nrlecu rnnmin. nhlo. Ono trial will ronvlnco yuu that It Is tho placu to tnulo. Till: Kmithern I'uclllc linn now nn Halo round trip tickets In Hon) tie, good fur sixty dfiyH, with privilege or Hlopnvt-r nt uny point on roulo fur U'lUli. Tho lliml limit on thuso llcki-tH opln-H Octohur 31st. TO K.Vt.'IIA.Vfli:. 10 i:XCIIANU- CnllfoVnlti fnrOto gnu: ICO nrriia ili.-udoil In ml int.. porfoct, no intirtgnuo! fruit. L-rnin i.mt Kiniirx, Tor arrcintq nt or hear Kluin nth l-'nll. H. u. Hlbloy, I'. O. box G47, Ban Uoroardlno, Cl, . ) O. K. TRANSFER G Icc) iis iiiovni(r; wc arc" prepared for wwj m 1 1 c'liiiinir, ilrayiiic and forwardinir. I noj Reliable ami prompt service worthy you, Attention? Day or Night. We're not a com, Niiml'cr phones, office 871 and 873 the bt'i S-iy: Baggage and Pianos are special! t rcit;ht orders handled quickly. No blu Equipped with the only piano truck li'ij Kcisoiialile rales on irnoda itoretl. Uett'l, Gall or phone us before nlacitiL' nnlcri, V O. K. TRANSFER C i ' 44.' lJ1 AW-4 '"bfM t' m , j t