(ninqupwitii
Jomf-lete stock or
SHERWIH-WILUAMS
PWS MD VARNISHES
U you nl anything In this
line we "I" ,,c K1"1' ,0 ,,l"w'
ou color cards anil 'jnole
price.
U't know tvt din iult)ou. (
.-i.r AMU HKf. VH
Geo. T. Baldwin,
HAKDWAKK DKALKKS
KIuiiiuUi KoIIh, Oregon
WILLIAMSON
RIVER and
Sprinrt Creek
RESORTS
Tl.r l-at trout flailing In Oregon.
Iliii-lli'iil mTi'liiliisdltlnm 'or
( tllll'IHK Ollllll" '"I H'lll.
hfl ISmplHg glOlllllH Nll'l
.tt f.ir ii'iil
Kitir ilnr f"t .lots.
I'l ftinier-illlied loll,
Amm alatlMiia t go lo Osier
Will inert pullet at Klamath
FRANK SILVIES
CHoi'HirrroK
Klamath AKcncy, Ore.
ZinTs Plumbing
Shop
Contracting ana Jobbing
FiritclnM Line of I'lunilt'
Ink' SiH-cialtir and first
rlsas Workmanship,
A. 0. U. W. Building
Klamath Falls
Jackson Hotel
Fort Klamath, Ore.
Clean rooms, (Jood beds,
and the table always sup
plied with the best the
market affords-Terms rcn
onable. C. C. Jackson, Prop.
PACIFIC SHOE
WORKS
All Rrpalr Work Done Prompt!)
and at Reduced Meet
Min' Mull rMili-a, 7.'o; Snli-it
'l Mi-It, I. -'''; ltilli-a' Hull
.S'i.'.,il... ,i-,.V!; Chilli
H'll't Hull Hoti-(.V atOlli. . . .
jlll',.', u, nil iiiihIi-III
uaililiit-ry
nop on Main St. J.V.HoUalon blk
Professional Cards
W. WM. MARTIN
Dentist
Olnco nvrr Klnnmth Cutinty Hank
BR. C. P. MASON
Dentist
Autertt-un IIiinL. A. Ttiml Cii.'h IIiiIMIiik
C-F.STONK
Attorney ul Luw
Olfilce mer pnalolllvi', Kliiumtli r-'itlln,
urfKon .
f'unioNk in
D. V. KUYKENDALL
Attorney at Law'
Klamath Falls, Oregon
1 ECCENTRIC STAMPS.
Biunuart Tint llflnu Joy la Hit Hurts
, (.1 IMilUttllals.
' I ln riixiliiiilliiii of aluuip cullcrl
llll tlllll II n.,iul llltllllll, "Ilia hi-
Mm l)liil wlili-lfi uilliilliilly mail"
mil llii' iitiiuirt Kiini iviiiiii an mi
lium in lt;- M alillllp nf Mix fni-i, miIih. I
"r r' " pf "'"Ill liillulieils i.r '
iiillllilit 'nr llMliinic, lln Iiiiimiii I
lillhi Muiirllliit slump ulilih tin- I'M
nf With- Imiiulit nl ii ihiIiIIim t., fr
(l.l'.ll twin lilllilli n oni. n-aii-e -i
proper winding on II, ''. ',, Mnun
llus,' hint liv ii alriing" error It-eu nl
len-. In Text lllllio Mauiltliis'
".iiuithi-r iiiii which hut I.iimi
prPcd nt hi'mmiI liuiiitrijil ml t
tiiltiiihle rr ih iihtk iiilttii'inm f n
slngV word li a HrliUli (Jiiimin u
mil- worth Juat I ivni. hut it , aum-hi
iifliT by nil niii'i hut inx-iiiiiiii tin. Mi,ri
TnlliiniMiii' imui , , MI1
'l'l'llllllIIC '
"Acuiii, ii inn' pi'ini) ciim. i.r (inn) i
lliipi. alnlnp riiuiKri h.llul h.. i,.r
it i.l fur nc.irl) tLIHI almply I ..lull..' In
si-itd of being ml, nt urn nil tin- ntliiia
uf thit laii". Ita color twit him-
Home yi-ait uguln Ui-atcru Aiialrull.i
a ffWatampa iti- printed Hith Uih llg
lire uf it ivnn iii.l.li ilnwn iiiun tin-in
When I hi- ml-ilnbit uua i.,.clil Hut la
kiik tint hmllly il"stru)ii Keri-ral
Nlli'l'lllllMIH lltll IMH'RjM'll, tllllj -III" llf
llii'ili Ita been auhl fur HW IaiuiIdh
'lit Hits
THE SORROWFUL TREE.
Ita I'lowara Opan at flight rnj dole
Willi Hit Dawn 1,1 Day.
'I'lnTi' It ii 1 1 rv In l'irl.l In ulilih
the Hume "I I Mil..ful Inv" It given,
illuiit I-. hum- It hliitauiut mil In
llm I'ti-iilni; U Im'Ii Hiii II rat aliir up
(n-nr lii Hit- hi-mi-na tin- Hint lni.fiif
llu- urn rutt fill If- nH'iit, mill nt Hie
kliiiilct uf li Ik lit ml villi- mul tin- xlnrti
Oil' II)' "'"'I lln- -l-r tin- limit niiiiliiin
cr.nliiull) iih-iiiik unlit tin- Hhuli- ir-!
ImiLa III.I- -in- Iiiiiiii n.' iitilti- Hum r
III till- lli't'i'll uf lIllllll, llhl-ll tin-
lirlMlnni t "f lln- at iro Kiaililnll) f.iili-t
In tin- llclil "f 'In), lln- fturriiM'ill lln
iluti'a lit itntii-ra, mul iti- lln- aim I
full)' rllll lint n allll.'li' lilotniitll It Ih
Dili- A ahri-t uf rtnni-r ilutt nt whin
at kiiuir n.wrt tin- kTiiiiinl iirnuiiil Hi"
fiH.t nf tin- tri-i-, ulilih M'l-mt tilltslitiil
liiiil nlihi-ritl ilurliiK tin- iln;. wlilli-. ,
li-iui-nr, II It ii tin ly iri'parlne fur!
Hi.- iii-it nix tiirtinl li-atlinl 'lln- frn-'
i:rnli if tin- lil.ittomt Ii llki- Hint 'if
I In. I'ti-tiliii; irlmri-
If tin- tn-i- Ii nt il.iun i Into In tin
ruita n iii'U' I'lnnl Mii-it up iitiil nt
tnlna iiinturlty In mi lurri-illliljr almrt
t tun
In tin- (I. lull i.f Hilt aliik'iilnr Hit-llnTi-
mimllv k-rutrt iiiinllur Mlilrh l
nliiH-l mi i-xnrt munli-ri-nrl nf tin- a-ir
mufiil tri-, hut lot iiisiiillful. mul i
triiiiKi- In "ir. It I'l'xiui" only l II"1
itnyllini-
Btrono lUomt.
Tin- Itank uf i:iik'l'iiir alrutii: ri.i;n
It hiii uf tti lark-i-at In tin- uorlil 'llu
fiiutiilltluii. allty all fi-t-l Im-Iihv tin-lra-i-rli-it-1.
It a luil if roiicn-tc ti-n-ti
fitt tlil'-k AtiOi- tliln l n I.iUi- i-i-i'ii
fii't iln p. mul nliou- lli.it thick
pl.ili't nf Iron K'd.itly iimiiufiirturiil
In r.ll l-iili allll nuil forcv All) inn
nitiMiiiHlnu mi I'litrunci- from above
wiiuiil llml n almlUr UhI of roiicn-tr. h
iiinlur laUc mul similar latv of Iron
Tu walla nri- liun-ni-trabli-. while tbi
ilwra nri- one foot thick, Wflcli futir
tuna rni.li ami nrv tnnilo abaolutcly mi-ilrlllalili-
Tbi' linH-rUI Ottoman IkiiiU. Con
rtjtillii"!li. hiii a tnarti-loua M(-l fort
Inillt iimii ii wntiT iMMrliiK rix.'!:, nml
on tni nf thi- ruck foutiilatlun l u four
fihit lM or runrn-tp. Tlw lii-lebt l
oii-r thlrtylx fwt, IfiiKth fort) lx
fii-t ami wlJtli IMiiityfour. Tlio Miol
tvnllt nri- aurroumlisl by m.immry nml
i-oiKTiti- lx fri't thick HiroiiKhoilt.
blh tin- whole cnmprlni' iinirly thir
ty toim of alci'l.
" ' .
Circulation of Hi OlooJ.
Tlio lili-n of fume h"rl of iiiuti'iiu-iit
of tin- I.Iikn) III limn nml the bi'i-r nil
liiuli n jkwm-sii-iI by ArlMutli' nml
otlii-r (Irii-lJ nml by tho ili)alel.int of
llm. Ati-annilrliiii chiil im wt-ll iw by
tin- iloclnrM nml uri!inj of the niliblli-ui-.w
In f.ict. i-ii-u llu- llluitL" barUTH
i ....it- ..r niii inoviiiiiiit. Hut no out-, I
nut it vli tbi' wUl'i-t of im-ii, liail miy
luiici'iilluii of ii roiitliiiioiis hlniiiu If
IiiiiiIiik to In mmriv n clniilallon In
llu- inii' N-iim1 of llm uonl-nr f llu
fiuitftloiH of tlui lu'iirt ii llu- ' mtor
iniT of Ihtf moti'llii'lit of lb-- I'IikhI
until It wax ili'iuoiialr.iti'il in n.uw'y
' ' In liS.
! Tha "Lttra of Junlui."
Tin' i'iil iUi-Hllon of llu- ri-nl nil
i tliumlilp of tin- "1.1'lli-m of Jiniliw" Im
I ui'tiT Ik'i'ii .olllM'l) M-tlliMl. Mr. Chn
' ....... i....r....i unrk to hlinw that Mr
1'hllhi i'ritiii-ln hii Hu author of the
fmuoiiH li-tiiTH, wlillo " Hlnmu priMliii- ,
Hon, falU of nb-oliilt- proof. 'I ho at-
li'iupt wiw mnilii lo pint" thai Thomim ,
I'alii.. winli- llm li'lli'i. out thill. I"'1
fnlhil lo i'.m liui'. 'I'l'" iim'xll"" '
Mill., in M.My.llu.UKh tlm bahUKO"
Hi.. etliK'iuv U In faorof Sir I'hlllp
)
I'lnlicl
Dad Cats Sarcastic.
"I'htsloal cultuie, fnlher, Is petfect
y lovel). To .lou'lop the urms I
srasp thl lo-l I')' ow end and mote
it slowly troni ili;ht t left '
"Well wolH" evclalineil lur father.,
"What won't hdonce dlcoterV If that
ukI hud straw nt the ther end )oud ,
ir.'m'plni;"-l.ouUvllleCVuller-Jou.
tuil. .
rhiiiiko For His Monty. ,
Wi-.'kU-Ho Ullpiwy I" J,,,ral!1 r' i
eh? Ueekle-So they My. "?" ,
he anld "Thank you" bo pleasantly .
!.ery tl.no I ml aepoJlL-Uoh-.
tutuii Mugazlno.
PATRICK HENRY.
A Ualnt In ndiuioui Matt.r., bit Dlf
faranl In Politics.
'Hi" Mrduli .Miifc-iilii,. ,,f llhinry
nml Hl'iiMiipliy but n iniiiiliiT of h-li-ia
by lliivi-r Alkllmiiii, n Vll-lnl,i
piiiiili-r uli, i iiiiii,. rimii Ciimliiiliiiul,
l.imbihil iilmiii IT.Mi nml ai-(lla-il neiir
I'lii'Mliinr Ti, hit brnlbi'i Inliw.
Hl" I'li'iitiiiil i,r l'lilliiii.ililn, hi-
M I lll-a III 1 1, tnhl'l 7T I I'l ,( 'lr-
rllibi a H-ii-iill) iiipiilui. t-i'ti'ii ilili
Vii I ill In lln- Ural rhllmh'lphlii iniiKri-
Tin- aplrlt nr ll," mnn U Hhniuil. but
ilitl'itlal) mil "i ii'iitlnl
"Vi'.'M vi'iilli-iiiiin, fnl'ii WnnhliiKt
wnt l. nil ii wiIiIIit-ii wnrilnr. k iIIh
HiikhI"!."'! liliiiHi-ir In Mirly lift- licfmi
.V lit ) Ili'iilh nf ),. linfiirlllllllti. hut
Inlii'lilil Ittiiililnik Hi It ii niuibtt
lllil li, but Fi-imlbli- ,' hh'iiI.h lltll" In
miliiii (mil, llli" n Hitlnip nt lii t pnyi-r.
"'lb" lib a i .-ii I luiir iimkiT, I'ntrlcl.
Ili-nr). )inir Itriillur'H ni.'iii-iiimb'rati-ft
mllil & In ii'llk'lniit iiiiiiii r u Knliit
lull )( ci) I mi II in I'nliHci.'it-ii ami
of 'lliiimli-r- ll'imi-Crci't-th" rnttbitli.
rnrnii'r will I'tplnbi Hilt I kiiniv It It
iili'H" yinir 'Ihiuiilit Hi- will ahnki-)i-
h.-mili- & Ho Mi" tiMra iik'ii bail Ilk"
In li.iM' lull nl 'rit'iiaoii In ) lloili",
III H.eru llini-a n tt-iy itavful mull, n
iinlubbi AiiiiTlmii ta-ry ati-rii . Hti-mly
III bit iiiillllri't i llll" ,. nt yi- amui
Hill" an. li ii fo.,1 t It a t I ti-rlly bi'lleii
It wM nu;l" cii'ii a Line U hny him
oir-lii-'t n ai'intiil MilptH-n oh. that he
bml lb" liiliillllit! of mill" nf our ('"llrl
h-ra -fur liiaiiin.". viiit It Norlb or
Kniill, Si i.l. h I'lik-lltli i.r Wilth ()i
pitir IrMi Inn- I'liiiiiuh of It In ilu-lr
omii i iiiiiiii vi inn I'ntilik w'll iiitiiln
I) In- ai-ry inn It II In- It no Murnronl."
FLOATING IN THE AIR.
Tin Impression on Atctndlng In
Trc Oalloon,
Uli" of Hi" llrtt i.li'Htiiut wlili li I mil
nautili) Htii.'.l hi iirtiiut M-i-klni; In
f.irmntl.in iiliotit l.illii'iut It, "What It
lb" ai'iiiill..ii of k'ollik'Hp Inn IrillimnV"
wrlti-t i apiiiiu i' lii'P I'limnlliT, I'.
H A I will iiliHi'li.iti- thit kiiiiiu III
iilr of llu- ii-nibm of Hilt iirtlcli- mul
aim,- for Ilu-lr liironiintlim Hint In n
fri" ItilliKiu I luit" n.'l iiotb'i-il miy p"
inll.ir pli.ial.iil M'iintln which can li
ib-airllH-. It woiilil U- like (rjliiK In
ib-arrlU- aliiiulliiu Mill lit n at'iuutlou.
Tli- liupri-tti.iti mi iihitii.IIiiu- In a free
l.'ill.i.in It in. ii" an optlml IIIiikIoii. The
mu-i'iit It an alow uml k'Hitle that It
i-nnuot l- fell, uli I oiu- li:m tin- lnipri-s-alon
Hint Hi- lull. mii It iiiiitliiiilet mul
Hi., i-.irlb L'nulii.ill) ilroppliiK nwny. All
llu imlKifi unit Hbittiia of tlj. Hi-ple In--rimii-
r.ilnt.r uml ill-- mil. Ah Hi" nltl
tiub' Iiuiii" hllla mul Mill") nre nut
uppiiriiit, mul Hie iiirlh a,-"iut jlnl. Ilk"
a Uaiitlfut i.r.in-.l uinp, abonlnt; ml-
tlintlil llelilt, r-ilitlt. it"
'llu- Krealir pun of lln- time a b.il
loou I iiiuiiiii! i-iilier up or down, but
tin- mutton i ii. ii uppjri-iit, mul It re-HUlr.-t
II at:llllliiH- lo llldlcHt" W bother
llu- IkiIIooii It iitci'iulliiK or ib-tcelullui;
If n ii.iitl.lr.il.l" ihinse of nllltuile H
maJe In a abort time, llu- illrfi-rcnce In
lr pri'tturi- mny In- felt on the t-nr
ilruiut In iIi-itihIIiu -''ii ipilte rap- I
l.lly I ban- ti"M.T hail any aentntlon of
fallliiK -Joinn.il of Military r-enlce.
Tin Uatb cf tb Futur. ,
"Hie bnth of the liet century." u)1
T. Huron lluarcll In lill book, "A lltui- .
drill Years Heme" "will late the
bojy pce.ltly with oi)Eei.aliil water
lU'llrt-reil with a foriv that will render
rubbliiK i ceaiM ry, nml beslJu It
will Btniul the ilr)liiK cupboard, lined
with aoiue iUlckly uiavlni; urrance-
.t.ei.t uf xoft brutlui and fed with a
falKl.ly dealivntinl air, from w filch, nl
niont In a inoiiieiit, the bather will
eiuerui- dibil mid with a rklu Kently
-jtlim.hit.--l mid perlmp eli-ctrllleil, to
clothe hlumelf ipilckly nud puaii down
the lift to hi breakfutt, which he will
eat to the nccouipaulmeiit of u nun)
inury of the inornlns'H new read out
for the K-uetlt of the family or whis
pered Into hi earn by u talking ma
chine "
8t, Pater's In Roma.
IVoui the IM-Kll.ullik' of the fouud.l- ,
linn to the Hiii" when the great church ,
of SI. IVIer'H In Hume could U Hald to j
be ciuupli'li- three nml a luiir cetuune
had i-hipseil, elghleen architects had J
la-en i-luploM-ii mul iiiriy-iiure iu.v
lui.l reigned Tho cost of the grout
ihurch can neter bo known with ex
nellies. At tlui t'tiil of the notenteonth
eiitiiiy It had eot $.V),tHJ,0Ot, with
nit Including the micrlsty bell, towers,
etc. The last Important work on the
iHlllliit wax iloue by I'opo I'lus IX, on
the four hundredth uuuUersury of the
birth r Michelangelo. - New Vork
American.
Marital Punlthmtnt.
"So )on hate bad It out with your
wife? How did on nianage It?"
"Took 'her up In Mel.cinoro'H cove.
There there I Hut mot remarkable
echo In lb" wot Id."
"How did that cino her? What did
the echo luiw to do with her malady?"
"The echo hud Hu- last word.' .ew
York I'i'i'uh.
Mtn Art- So Unraaaonablt.
Tho jilting wife eaimot uinlerslaud
why, If she only has a vase of flesh i
dutverd nil the table at breakfast, her
husband should Hud fault Just because ,
the ate.ll; Is burned. suuiemu Jour
mi. i.
A Dlffarant March.
School Inspector Now, chlldreu,
nhat is H that comes lu llko u lion uud
Hoe out like it luuibV Small Ulrl
I'leuse, uli-. Il' father when mother
has been gltlui! him u talklug to.
I.iiiulon Kx press.
The wnilJ li full ' '"en and womeu
v,ho do nothing. They generu'ly Im
pute on noiue oue who work too much.
-Atchison Qlobe.
, Laundarlnn Shirt Waltta.
M(lillil", (hi- popular wnalu-rwoman, '
lifivlnu apniliit'il her wrlal, wim timihlu
I In do her wcek'n Ironing, but nl.e Mlootl
I uver tlio yotii.K I rltfi Klrl a he had hired
i und dlrt-'.ted (be work.
".Mnyln-, Hrlilp-'t'ubaerMil Mntbllde,
I with ii wnlrbful eyu on bur iilidcr
tudy, "you'll t'lnk, you, tint nil chlrt
tnlat ce Iron alike. Mil) lie jou'll t'lnk
aim ei-a hour euay Joli for I run ahlrt
tnltt fur bull dotu lady of illrfriuiit
nhnpe.
1 "Hut nun, llrldC'l. alio ( moV illf.
fleull. Hum' (if (Iuhij vulat eea for (lute
fo fnt Mine. Join-, w'nt wi-IkIi free,
two bomlcr pound. Born ecu for dote
no t'ln Mile. Built', w'nt welijli hilt koiii'
ainall fedibilre.
"Ket I'ea tint aillllcli'lit lu but Iron
dote wiliI, alu- mot' hall be mold to lit
doe ImiiI""
"I'e vnlat uf ibie flu, dote lull, dues
fat, nl." ee Iron hall nf n (llfforemc.
I'ohi- fnt, ahe i-e not ili-nlm nom' hump
hull bchlii' bee aliouldnlrc. Duet fin.
ahe ee weeah for atlck out bltTore.
Tor dute tnll tnniu'aelle ynu inut' tnnk
lilnh dute rollnlre; for doto fnt mn-dnmi-
mill; wide ilu-u- urm'ole.
"Ilet ee dun,- weeadom, Ilrldk'ct.,w'nt
ens brlliK hall dote uiot' bet' nlilrt
uIkI dete town to de door of old
.Mntbllde" Youth's Companion
Conaraitlonal 011 Signals.
, On the door of the bouae Hit- door
keeper has his desk, and It Is here that
Ha- bulls nro struck that Klve uotlce
nf the needs of coliKreas. One bell
inii fur tellers when the housu Is In
(iiinmltlei- uf tlio whole; two UIH In
illuil" ii enll fur yens uml iinys; threw
di-el.tii- a n-u-s; with four bells tbu
lid Hk'ht over tho door cue nut; tltw
Im-IIs iiienu a "call of the bouae." until r
which tin- f-crgeant at urins Is supjioseif'
lo NUinmnrlly nrreat uuy inemljer on
Hlxht mul brlui; hlni In, whether on
foot or liuno-bnck. Any member who
It not pretent at a cnll of the house U
Niibji-cliil to n aevere reprlmaiid. Ixik-
Inu down the lorrldor, the colux out of
Ihe ri-d llht Kites tin.- curious au
UeNllon of the tnll iud of a piiHsetik'i-r
train ilashlni; tlinmuh ii tunnel. While
tlui nil Hk'ht burns brlk'ht mid clear It
means that cuiicri-Hs It under way, but
when the Hk'ht winks nnd koc out
1 then the tltltor understand that the
wheels nf li'itlalatlou have ceased to re
volt e.-National Maitailne.
Countermanded.
A tery ik-tuut clerKymmi had Just
married a couple nud, ns was his cus
tom, ofTeri-d it feneut prayer. Invoking
the divine bletslui; upon them. As
1 they M-cmcd to It- worthy folk mid not
ott-rhurdi-ui-il with this world's Koods,
, he" prnjiil. iimonu other thliiin, for
' their miiti-rhil protperlty mid beiougbt
tin- linl to Krently Increnac the man's
biislnet. bi)luif much sties on this
' Hllllt.
liu lllllin; out the blanks It became ,
I iiecetaary to nsk the man hit business.
and, to the minister's horror, he Bald. .
"I keep n saloon."
In tetlliiK the story to hi wife after- j
ward tho clerk-ymnn nald that n he
wrote down the occupation he whit- j
WTed ,
"Lord, you needn't answer that
prayer." I'hlladelpbln l.eilner '
Lord Kelvin and tho Cable.
It W perhaps nut k'eiu-rrilly known
that the success of the Atlti.lK' cable
was due In tho calculations and ex
periments of the late Lord Kelvin, nt
that time pl.iln William Thomson. lie
discovered that the current throusb n
lutiK cable would arrive gradually at
the receiving end and devised tho ap
paratus which rendered It possible to
utlllre such a current for making the
Morse nlgualH. It was through disre
gard of his theoretical predictions that
the tlrst Atlantic cable. In ISM, was
mined by too powerful currents. With
out his mirror galvanometer to trans
late Into visible signals the delicate
Impulse received through tbo cable
tho enterprise would have been a com
plete failure.
How to Fill Up Holts In Wood.
It sometimes becomes necessary to
fill up cracks or dents In Oue wood-)
work, furniture, doom, etc. The fol-1
lowing Is the best way of doing It:
White tissue paper I steeped nud per
fectly softened lu water and by thor
ough kneading with glue transformed
Into a paste mul by means of ochers
(earth colors) colored us nearly as pos- j
Mbli- to the shade of the wood. To tb-5
paste calcined magnesia Is then added, I
mid It I forced Into tho cracks or ,
very Itrinly to tho wood uud after dry-.
lug retain It smooth surface. ,
An Apology.
An excited military looking gentle
man entered the editorial sanctum ouo
afternoon, exclaiming: "That notice of
my death I false, nlr. I will horse
whip you within an Inch of your life,
air. If you don't npologlzo lu jour next
lui"
The editor Inserted tho following
tlcxt day: "Wo extremely regret to an
nounce that tho paragraph which stat
ed that Major lllator was dead Is with
out fouudatlou." Detroit l-'ree Press.
A Uud Kiss. '
Uob Kootllte (actori-Kullure? I
should think It was! The whole play
was rutued.
She Gracious! How was that?
li. K. Why, ut the eud or the last act
a steam pipe burst uud hissed tue off
the stage.
A Lark.
What a lark It would bo If au egg
came down the chlmueyl
No, It wouldn't, uulvss It wus a lark's
egg, uud veu theu uot uutll It' was
batched.
Eggsactlyl
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THERE ARE REASONS WHY
You should buy your Groceries at Van Riper Bros.
1st. They have the goods you want
2nd. Their Groceries are always fresh
3rd. The price In within reason
4th. They deliver phone orders promptly
Phone 516 - VAN RIPER BROS.
Get the Habit-Use Chase & Sanborn Coffees
FURNITURE
Our goods are new and attractive.
ALSO THE PRICES
. W. 6ILLETT & CO.
UEkT E. WlTfillOW,
Vice President
Abstracting
Maps, Plans,
Klamath County Abstract Co.
Surveyors and Irrigation Engineers
Don J. Zumwalt, C. E,
I'.-eeiclent
Klamath Falls, Oregon
East End Meat Market
CRISLER & STILTS, Proprietors
Prime Beef, Veal. Mutton, Pork and Poultry
t
Freeh and Cured Meats and Sausages of all kinds.
We handle our meats In tho most modem way In clean
liness nnd surroundings. Try ua and we will be) moat
happy to have you for customer. Free Delivery.
MILLS ADDITION LOTS
are Advancing in Value
When blocks in Mills Addition were offered
at bargain prices a number of shrewd inves
tors bought; since that time values have
increased materially.
These Lots are Bargain Buys
nt present prices, and there is every reason
to anticipate an advance in prices. Remem
ber these lots are FIFTY feet in width and
ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FEET
deep more than double the area of most
town lots offered to investors.
FRANK IRA WHITE
C APT. O. C. APPLEGATE
FRANK WARD
Land Salesmen.
WOOD WOOD
Sixteen incli and four foot wood in any quantities.
Orders can be left at Navigation Co., Phone 461
or K K K Store, Phone 174
J T. FsTXlYER Wood Yard and Office
J. 1.1. riEiJLOJCilV Near Clty HtU
Phone 84
Notice For Publication
liepnrtineut of the Interior, II. S.
J Land Ollliv at I jkevlew, Oregon, June
1 20 IP03. Notice Is hereby given that
Afit Kiirilyi-e, nf Kt. Klamath, Oregon,
I wlm, mi August SI, 1IKII, made home
stead entrv. Xii2:Si for bits 11, 12 ami
Ul, Section 4, Tunnsitu .13 S., ltangeT3s
K Will. Meridian, baa tiled notion of
Uuteutloii to make filial live year I'roof,
tn establish chttui lo tin- land above !"
itcilhed, before County Clerk, Klamath
I County, at his olllce, at Klamath Falls,
Orejtm.on the 1st day o( August, 1908.
' Cliinunt names as witnesses.: James
Gordan, E. M. Lever, II. J Savidne
and Chat. Martin, alio! Ft. Klamath,
Oregon. --
, .1. N, Watsov, ItegUlei'.
Notice For Publication
Depnitiucnt o( tho Interior, V. S.
i I.utul OllUe At Lukevlow, Oregon, June
18,1903. Notice Is hereby given that
I Herbert J. Savidge, of Ft, Klamath,
.. Oregon, who, on September 25, 1902,
", Section SO, ToBhlpSaS., Rng.7HE..
Alls-n Sixum;
Secretary
Blue Flints, Etc.
M. D.WlLUAMS, C. E.
Treasurer
Office on Fifth Street
Will. Meridian, has tiled notice of in
tention to. make Final five year Proof, to
establish claim to the land above Ue
lerllie'.', before County Clerk, Klamath
Co., at Ills office, at Klamath Falls, Ore
gon, on tlio 1st day ol August, 1008.
Claimant names as witnesses: Christ
WeUsKdd Leever, Charlie Martin anil
Jvinea Kinerv, allot Ft. Klamath. Ore
gon. C-22
, J, N, Watson, Register,
To make room for new goods that are
now oil Hie way uelire disposing of all
Becoud-hand articles we have left at
prices less than cost. Virgil 4 Son,
Merrill Valley the heart of KUauU.
CENTRAL CAFE
Open Day
and Night
Private Dining Parlor
Oysters Served Jti Asy Myle
J. V. HOUSTON, Prop.
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