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' H > » I I l i f t I H I H I I I t 11 I t H
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YESON D AN
Itn re « t i n lin i» hr»wn * lf
—— or tenoni» imm.-il Yraon l>«n. And
when jrmi liiiv« ri-mi tiiU story. » * «
l f f i l i fini I»11 wby Im liuti tlilu limili* —
for brfore li» rim nway un« nielli lune
»Ito lil» cumradra rulli-li litui Ju»l Una.
T b » hrown »iv a » llv » ili-i-ii»r In Ih*
»a rili itimi ili» gob lln » Tlii-jr la k » rare
o f III* Ki-i-illlne» ami Ih « nm l» unii, lf
ib*y aliam i tu '.helr work, In ili* »prlng
tip fo n i* III» Y «g«ln b l»a unii Ituwvr»
lo Ih* lo p .o f ih » unitimi.
Ilut l f t b »» » Kiuniu-a all limi don» a»
Y «»« n Dan diti, rtm awny lo look for
■imi« hIni un III» top o f ili» «urlìi, trry
»oon lh « r « «vould b » iiollilng al dii bui
brown aulì, for *v »n ili» erma nxits
H*
Su*«
the Gobbo» Dancing
Capering About.
and
muat l>» rurad for by lb * brown iu»n
If we uro to tinva u rurpt-l o f |re«o
rnrh your.
Tho goblin». Ion, hnv* murh lo do
with all Ibi», for n fl* r lb * g noni»» got
I blue» (larlotl rich I bi-low, lb * goblin«
but* to • » * ihul ib »y g«t llirough III*
lop o f Iti» ground safely. And Dial,
o f fo u r»», ruuuea Iroubl* aomellin*»
bi-lwt-t-n tb * »« lin i» umglc people.
Ilut 1 »in K illin g away from tb «
• lory of Yt-»«n Dun that I »turtod to
toll. I I * was »vat to lb * lop o f lb *
ground on * year to • * « If thing» wt-r«
looking u» they aliould.
T b * gnome'» doom ay a nr* Ilia dnrk
rooks, uniullt-r Ilian llios* o f lb * gob
Una und bldtb-n among tbo l*av*a
Sometimes llit-y aro gu ll* out o f alghl.
of the * y « t of a mortili at l»nal, be­
f a ll»« th « giiom «» «o at-ldtiiii us« them.
Yeaon thin bud m-vi-r b*»n above
ground before, and when Ibis night
he opened th « rooky door he stood
tdlnklug for a minute nt tb « sight that
met hi* small bright rye«.
tlobllns were dancing und rnpertng
•bout and thn moonlight mnd« the
Iron« and bushes shine In tbrlr freah
green gown a.
Y puou Him at]unll*d on th* ground
((Q by M cC lu r* N i'w apn pvr (S yn dica l«.)
under a bush and, bolding u foot In
«a ril liny bund, lie watched the gob­
lins ul their piny.
Mlt la more fun being her« than
under lbs ground where we gunmes
live.” mused Yeaon Ilan. “ 1 wonder
If they would lei ate Join them In their
sport» If 1 stuy above ground until
tomorrow night. 1 wish I bud a red
cup. Nolenly ever would nollce this
dull looking brown suit I am wearing.”
Just then ll occurred to him that he
Imd been sent to look at tb « flower*
und vegetables und the meadows “ It
wUI take me a long time lo do all
that,” thought Yeaon Dun. "N o w bow
ran I go buck tonight?"
‘TU-stdeo, I want to find out where
the goblins get their red cups, and I
can’ t do everything In one night.”
"Com e wltb me," wlilupert-d Frlaky
Itreete, who bad lingered a minute
beside Yeaon Dan and beard the wish;
“ I know a lot o f things that no one else
k now s”
“ Do you know where lb * goblin» g*t
their roc cup»?" Inquired Yeson Dun
Frisky Iln-vse fluttered lb * leuve» on
the bushes und replied, " I ran llnd out
anything.
Coma uloug and let ua
frolic.”
Taking Yvaon Dan by tha bund
Frisky sounded uwsy, brushing the
tups o f tha goblins' bends so tbut they
sluiost lost their esps.
"Y ou said you could And out any
thing, but It seems to me you dou’t
know where to go," suld Yeson Dun.
“ I ntn tired, and besides 1 must go
lo the gurden and look about. I have
to go back and report to tb* chief
gnome.”
"Ob, dear, what »bull I do,” said
Yeaou. “ I cun see the daylight run
nlng along the shy. und i have not
dune my work and I cun t get home.”
Yeuon Dun curled bltuself up and
went to oluep. but when be uwoke
he found Frlaky Breeze bud gone, lie
wm quite ulone on the mountnlnslde.
It w m growing dark und now be could
not get back to his home.
IS disease the common opin­
I N ion T H prevails
that Ils chief symptom
Is augur In the urine, thin U tter being
enormously Increased In quantity. Hut
there 1» * variety In which, though the
j quantity o f urine Is large, there Is no
sugar.
This variety often occurs after
middle age. but It ts not Infrequent
In children, and It may occur In a
family, generation ufter generation.
In such families there Is usually a
highly developed nervous system with
tendency
to
excitability,
hysteria,
bruin tumor, und oilier nervous dis­
orders.
It may follow Injuries lo the head
und tuny be preceded by the form of
diabetes In which there Is sugar In
the urine.
It may also be produced by exces­
sive use o f alcohol, worry, emotion,
und Infectious disease« o f different
kinds.
Thirst la Intense, and the great
volume o f urine passed Is as colorless
us rain water.
It Is also marked by constipation.
Indigestion, dry skin, excessive flow
o f unllva, headache, slow pulse, dlxxl-
ness, vomiting, and loss In w eigh t
In the second variety the urine 1»
abundant, baa a sweetish odor and 1»
somewhat atlcky In feeling.
Its specltlc gravity Is high and its
contact o f sugar largo.
Sugar Is the product o f the dlges
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ties had been given 1dm o f leading a
desperate charge or of capturing an
enemy’s flag. H e bad been twice
wounded, at Hull Hun and at Gettys­
burg. The surgeons had decided the
last time that he was lo die, and they
had given him up. Hut he had deter­
mined to live, and live he did. He was
discharged from the hospital Just In
tim e to join Sherman in bis march to
the sea. A fte r the wur he drifted
around doing nothing, and yet doing
everything. There »u s no occupation
Edward Low », a popular lauding that he did not try till band at, and
man In ths "m ovies," was born in ban there was none that be tried longer
Jot*, Cal. Ha la 9 test, 11 inch** tall, than a week. Finally he drifted south,
has brown hair and dark ty s s Fa bai and In '82 started funning on a small
been seen In soma of tha most promo scale. This evidently proved the ex­
nsnt productions
ception to the rule, and be stuck to It
for seven years, muklng a modest In­
come thereby. Hut It was too mo­
I f lie bud minded his own uffulrt. notonous fo r him. He lacked the ex­
Instead o f trying lo And out some­ citement which hitherto had never
thing which did not concern him. he * failed him, and In 'SO he discovered
would not Imve been lost nor would the work Uiat suited him. He became
he have neglected his work.
a diver. H e was well fitted fo r It
"H e »hull he named Yeson Dun from physically, wltb his sound heart and
now on." Buhl one gnome, and all the h it good lungs, and be made a success
others took up the cry, "Yeaon Dan
o f It almost Immediately.
Yeson Dun."
T hree days after the Visitor had
In vain did he plend that Frlaky
sunk. Joel Vnughton nnd one o f his
llreexe bud tuken him from his work,
comrades were fitted Into their suits
but It w ui no use. Yeson Dun must
tie his nciue. the Chief repMe I, be­ aud lowered down to the wreck.
cause he bud tried to find out where Vaughton had long ago got over the
the goblins got their red huts, a secret tinging In his ears and the sickness
that Is Arst Incurred by divers, and be
which they did not wish known.
And now have you guessed why bc was stendy as a rock when he was low­
ered cautiously on bis rope. Looking
wus named Yeson Dan?
down be saw the deck o f the Visitor
( A bjr Il c C I v r «
S y n d ic * !* )
looming up beneath him. Already it
was covered with weeds and green with
slime. As his feet touched the hoards
he gave the signal to stop lowering,
and, slowly and cautiously, made his
way to the forward hatchway, tifklng
care to lay his rope sod supply-pipe
*
In aucb a fashion that they might not
become entangled in the stray wreck­
age, o f which there was a great quan­
tity.
lion o f starchy material In the small
H is Inspection o f the forward part
Intestine, when acted upon by the o f the ship showed btiu that It was In
secretion o f the pancreas.
It Is ah no condition to be raised. The bow-
sorbed from the Intestine, curried ti
had been shattered by the contact with
the liver nnd thence Is carried over the reef, and the grinding had worn
the body by the blood anil distributed awny the entire plankings o f the for­
to the cells, where It Is decomposed ward decks. He returned slowly to
and used to produce bent und energy
tha stern o f the vessel and climbed
Hut It enu be utilized In this way OTer tbs remains o f the rail down on
only to the extent o f one or two parts to the sandy bottom. Then he walked
per thousand, und If the blood ‘-tin
along the stern o f the ship, keeping a
lulns more than that. It Is transport si sharp lookout for any damage done
hy the blood to the kidneys, which in that direction.
eliminate ns much o f It as they can
A s he did so he beheld n sight that,
In the urine, the remainder drculat
cool veteran as lie was, caused him
Ing with the blood ns n poison.
to utter a cry and to step quickly
It Is more common In men than In backwards. Staring at him through
women, may be hereditary, und often the porthole, his face livid and sunken,
occurs In those who are fat. who hav* his eyes bloodshot, but gleaming with
gout, or who ure Intensely nervous.
excitement, his hair matted over his
It nmy follow grippe, typhoid, and forehead and his lips moving In what
other Infectious diseases, and may be must have been outcries or entreaties,
caused by worry, g rie f or Injury, cape
was a living, breathing man. Vaugh­
d a lly to the h*ad.
ton. at Qrst, thought that his senses
Diet la usually more Important than had le ft him, and he turned awny to
medicine, mid It often happens that aea If the apparition would have gone
some o f the sugars and fats o f the diet when he next looked around. I5ut no
may be retained with advantage.
— the pale, excited face was still there,
Such fruits as oranges, peaches
and tills time the hand was beckoning
apricots and prunes are usually allow
wildly to him and the eyes supplement­
able.
ing the movements. Then, as soon as
Olive nil anil eod-Ilvf>r oil may hr ha realized that he hud attracted
used, also meat. Ash. oatmeal, eoeon
Vaughton's attention, the man disap­
milk, cream and butter.
peared, only to show himself again
It must always he remembered lhai w ith a sheet o f paper covered with
this disease Is not to he treated hy writing. This he held up against the
porthole, motioning Vaughton to ap­
any rule or formula, hut hy the hull
proach und read It. It ran as follow s:
vtdunl'requirements of eneh patient.
our H eal
D IA B E T E S
men above tfauled Mm up by ft as
quickly a* they could.
Vaughton motioned to the Iran, who
liad been gazing anxiously at him. and.
nodding to assure him o f his assist,
»nee, guvs th* signs! to b* hauled up.
As soon as h* was abov* th* surface
and had been stripped o f bis helmet,
be told the men, as briefly and as
quickly as be could, ths strange sight
By G O R D O N A R T H E R T O N
that b* had seen. A long rope was
secured and Vaughton wrote out bis
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plan on a piece o f cardboard, so that
N JUNK, 11102. ths L’ulted States th* man might understand exactly
steamship Visitor sank in a reef whs: wss to be done.
Then ii* dlv*<l down a s**»n I time,
off tli* southern coast o f Florida
with all on hoard. H a lf o f the taking with him the r u u rope. He
passengers w *r* saved by effort» di­ found ths man occupying the position
rected from land, and the bodies o f he had left him In, only staring up­
half tb* remainder were found. Hut wards. watching for the help that hs
one-fourth o f the people o f tha Visitor knew was to come from above. Vaugh­
Isy, undiscovered and unburied, lo tb* ton held th* sheet o f cardboard dose
up to the porthole, and, as th* man
waters o f lb * (Suit
A few days Inter divers were sent within read, hla face lightened up In
down wltli s view o f raising the steam­ comprehension. Then, upon s signal
from Vaughton, ths prisoner threw
ship If she w ere found to be In good
enough condition. Among these divers open ths door o f tha compartment,
wss one Joel Vaughton, u hardy, worn and. quick ss a thought, was bound
around ths waist with the rope. Tha
veteran with scars o f the C ivil war on
sign was given to tha waiting men
bis body and the signs o f toll and
hardship on Ids rough, honest fuce. above, and he was hauled up ss fast
as human sinews could do 1L
Vsugbton wss forty-Av#— p oselblj a
T h e stranger reached tbe surface In
bll o*er. lie did not know, hut he
in tin--■nacioua state, but was soon
remembered enlisting In Mil » » sixteen
years o f age. H e had not brilliantly revln i, and, after having eaten all
distinguished himself In the w a r - a s the rahdwlrbes that were to be pro-
so many luckier on- » bad. but be bud etirec tie showed great willingness to
fought bard and well. N o opportuni­ tail bis remarkable story.
A T THE
BOTTOM OF
THE SEA
M
m
ADVOCATE
[- L, Bu ^ndreu? F.
L L 1 Currier. M. D.
<(D by O v o rs * M a tth ew A -lam a.)
H ELP ! I I
W h e n th e ship sa n k I w e n t d o w n
with It. lo c k e d up In th is w a t e r ­
T
(By H. IR V IN O
K IN O
HE W H Y
SUPERSTITIONS
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T H E C O W S IN T H E C O RN
p f r i V I C I within the Inst eighteen
months,” writes n contributor to
c.no o f the popular weeklies, “ the su­
perstitious members o f my fnmlly have
been thrown Into alarm by cows break­
ing Into the garden. This for genera­
tions has been considered an Infallible
ulgn of death to nn Inhabitant o f the
house hut so fnr there have been no
dentha.”
"T h o Murder o f the Hull.” It took
placa when the threuhlng was nearly
over In Attica. Ilnrley and wheat were
laid upon the bronze altar of /.eus on
the Acropolis and oxen were driven
around tho altar.
The ox which ap­
proached (he altar and ate the wheat
and barley was selected for tha sacrl-
Aco. An nx and knife, wet with water
brought by in.iildens rjiljed "w ater car­
riers," were handy. W ith the ax one
butcher killed thn ox and nnother
butcher cut Its throat with a knife.
Then both the butchers lied. Hut they
and tho water carriers were appre­
hended und brought to trlul for their
lives for hnvlng "murdered the ox.”
Each participant In the "murder” hunt­
ing the oth*r It was Anally decided
that the ux and tho knife were tha
VERY
NATURAL
H * —
Now
watch him take
the dip.
She— He used
to dip so graca
fully as a dancer
that It comes
natural to him.
guilty parties and they were "executed“
hy being rust Into the sen.
This Is the ritual hh Frazer gives It
and he considers the "m urdered" ox ait
embodiment of the corn spirit. It Is
easy to see that the "execution’’ o f the
ax and knife Inutend of one of the
slayers o f the ox ts a change Introduced
Into the ritual when human sarrlAce
was replaced
by substitution. The
* X > D ? X 8 »O 0 »O 0 O < > W K ^
whole history o f mythology Is Ailed
A U N E O ’ CHEER
with
parallel cases.
Now
when
a cow breaks Into the garden and
eats tho crops It Is the ox eating the
By John Kondrick Bang«.
crops represented hy the grain on
the altar o f Zeus on the Acropolis.
The cow Is not killed, It Is true, hut It
L IV IN Q
Is driven out and not before It has
elected Itself the unliunl Al for murder­
IIKN h u r r i c a n e » art »«, Im*
pod In« in»,
ing. Then, with weary wings faintly
I t h i nk of aul lora tossed
Autterlng down the dim ngea, comes
upon tha naa
the tradition o f what used lo happen
W ho,
»H at» on w in d » or
after the "m urder o f the ox” upon the
•vary aort
And on t h t l r w i n « » ride o n wa r d
Aeropolta— a victim must he furnished
Into port.
In expiation— a deatli must follow. And
I t hi nk upon t ha ml l l a t ha t a wl f t -
so you hav* your popular superatltlon
)y apln
Amid
t ha
Pa gi ng
tempaat a
of today.
acrenmlnK
din
<ffl by M cClur» N .w spapsr S y n 4 lr»ls. 1
And from t ha t r l a l a of tha atori ny
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morn
For condensed milk or sim p cans a
Girthar tha a t r r n g t h wi t h whi ch
spout has been Invented that punc­
t h r y g r i nd tha corn
t.y McClur» Nawapapar Myadlrat# *
tures nn opening In the top aud Is
locked Into place hy a turn.
i& »0 ftaC 8 a»!C 8 X tO i>^^
W
t ig h t
co u ip s rttn riit.
H ave
had
h a r d ly a n y th in g to ea t, and the
s ir la giving out.
I ca n n o t la s t
an h ou r more.
I f y o u open th e
d o o r, h o w e v e r , 1 e h s ll be d e s tr o y e d
h y th e w s t e r w h ich w i l l rush In.
FOR P IT Y 'S S A K E . H E L P M E
SO M E W A Y I I
1 A M S T A R V IN G F O R F O O D
A N D A IR I
T h e words were written in a fairly
legible hand and Vaughton had no
trouble In muklng them out. Hut the
question was, whut to do. Ilovv aliould
he save this man? There seemed to be
no means o f doing It. unless the entire
ship were raised, nnd this, ns he had
seen by his Inspection, was Impossible.
Then, suddenly, another plan flushed
through his brain— a plan that wits,
reully, the Arst thing tliut should hay*
occurred to him. Why couldn't the
mnn trust to his chances o f reaching
the surface before his hreuth gave out?
lie , himself, could take down s rope
and tie It around hla body while the
" I was sleeping,” be said, "a t the
time the ship foundered, and It waa by
a miracle that the door o f the water­
tight compartment was closed, else 1
would not be here to tell tbe tale.
You may wonder at tbe fact that I
slept so soundly that the burry and
confusion on tbe decks did not awaken
me. I will answer tbat simply by tell­
ing you that I reguluriy roll off my
bed at night and never wake up. When
I did wake up, however. Imagine my
astonishment, upon glancing out o f my
porthole, to And that I wss entirely
surrounded by water— water to left of
me. tn front o f me, above me. and to
right o f me. A t Arst, as you may sur­
mise. I could not realize what bad hap­
pened. Then, gradually, It dawned on
me that I was at the bothom o f the
sea.
This Idea was immediately
strengthened by the sight o f a couple
o f lazy fish, swimming up and down
In front of my porthole. I believe that
no one has. hitherto, equalled my ad­
venture. No human being that I have
ever heard o f his lived for two days,
clad in his ordinary costume, at tbe
bottom o f the ocean, excep t o f course.
In a submarine b oat W ell, to con­
tinue: About the second day I real­
ized that my supply o f air was giving
out— the compartment was not very
large— and I became oppressed in
breathing. It was lucky that I was
the only one down there to use up the
nlr. Finally, it occurred to me ttat
divers might be sent down to the ship,
und I prepared the sign that I showed
at the porthole. I f It had not been
for your timely assistance, I should
have been a dead man by this time."
Inventions That Came
From Women’s Brains
Am erican Clothespins
News of the Churches
Thousands o f miles o f highways in!
France and Germany are shaded by _____ ____
’
rowe of fruit trees planted on either TtMMT A. M. E. ZION CHURH *
aide of the road. Some o f them are ;417 W illiam « Ave., H. L eo Johnston
minister. Walnut 667J.
state-owned and others are privately
T h e Stranger’« Sabbath Horn»
owned
N ew York World.
Heartbeats in Traee.
8 ir J. C. Hose, tbe famous scientist,
declares that the Ilf* activities of
human beings and plants are exactly
alike, and that e v ery tree has, like
the ! b her r e ’ mals, a heart which
throbs incessantly.
SEVENTH D A Y ADVENTIST
62nd St. and 39th Ave. 8. E.
Sabbath School, 10 A. M. liibls
Study, 11 A. M. Y. I*. M. V. so­
ciety, 2 1’ . M. Mrs. K. O. Johnson,
Leader. Visitors welcome,
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ST. PH ILLIPS MISSION
Rodney at K nott St.
Q u e e r Acoustics.
In St. Albnn’a abbey, London, tbe
tick o f a watch can be heard from one
ecd o f the building to the other. In
the Gloucester cathedral the gallery
o f octagonal form conveys n whisper
7S fe et across tbe nave.
M o r n in g a e rv ic e , 11 a. tn.; Sun­
d a y S c h o o l, 12 m.
Archdeacon
B la c k in c h a r g e ; M r. B. L’olett, lay
re a d e r. A c o r d ia l w e le o x n j a w a its
y o n at S t. 1’ h illip a .
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S H IL O H
Ids w ife Invented the machine. Howe
struggled fo r 14 years trying to work
it out and failed. Finally Mrs. H ow «
decided If something were not Invent­
ed pretty soon they would starve to
death. In two hours she Invented the
sewing machine. Howe acknowledged
It to Russell U. Conwell during the
C ivil war.
Who Invented th* mower and reap­
er? A West Virginia womnn Invented
them. Mr. McCormick, tn a conflden-
tial communication published some
time since, so reported. A fte r McCor­
mick and Ids father had failed a wom­
an took a series o f shears and fas­
tened one sheaf o f each rigidly to the
edge o f a board. Then she attached a
wire to each movable shaft and by
pulling one way she opened the series
and by pulling the other she closed I t
The mowing machine Is a lot o f shears,
and a woman used her own tools to
cut man’s hay.
B A P T IS T
CHURCH
76th and A. Everett Sts.
Preaching 11 a. m. and 8 p m.
Length and Age.
Sunday School 10 a. m.
B. Y. P. U. 6:30 p. m.
T h e Great W a ll o f China Is the
longest but not the oldest wall in the
world. It was built about 214 B. C „
hut tbe walla o f Jericho w ere built
fifteen hundred years before the birth
o f Christ, and are thus about 3,500
years old.
B E T H E L A . M. E. C H U R C H
Larrabee and McMillen Streets
Rev. P. X . Runyon, Pastor.
E. L. Jameson, Assistant
Rare Am erican Coins.
£.t»bllall*4 a
T h e half eagle o f 1797 with 16 stars
Is a very rare coin. A t a recent sale
In N ew York one of these half-eagles
brought the highest price— f470. The
next highest amount was $280 fo r a
1792 eagle with 13 stars. — Boys’
W orld.
Flatterers and Friends.
A flatterer Is said to be a beast that
blteth smiling. But it la hard to know
them from friends, they are so obse­
quious and full o f protestations; for,
as a w o lf resembles a dog. so doth a
flatterer a friend. — S ir W a lter
Raleigh.
Highway. Canada to Mexico.
T h e longest continuous paved road
In the United States is the Pacific
highway from British Columbia to
M exico, the only break in the hard
surfacing being a short distance In
northern C a lifo ix a.
Y rar« I « Pw tU a d
C. G E E W O CHINESE
MEDICINE CO.
C. GEE WO. th» w«I1
known Herbalist, has
mad« a lif« study of
th« curative propertiaa
possessed by Oriental
Root*. Herbs. Bud» and
Bark, and therefrom f
compounded his truly
wonderful Herbs rem­
edies. In their make-up
no poisons or narcotics
are used ; p e r f e c t l y
harmless, and m a n y !
r»ots and herb« that 1
he usee are unknown
to the medical profession of today.
A V O ID O PE R A TIO N S by taking his remedi*«
in time fo r Stomach, Cough«» Colds, Rheu­
matism. Kidney, Lung, Liver. Catarrh. Blood,
Inflammation, Neuralgia and all female and
children's ailments. Call or write. Sent by
mall or parcel post.
C. G E E W O CHINESE
MEDICINE CO.
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A U .r S trw «. 8. W. Corner Third
Firet English Almanac.
T h e earliest known almanac was
"John Somer’s Calendar,” which was
brought out at Oxford university In /
the year 1380. T h e firs t prin’ ed al­
manac In oar language was published
by Richard Yynson In 1497.
W holesale Family.
A peasant g irl in Italy, who was the
twin daughter o f a woman who was
one o f triplets, presented her husband
with six sons at once. T h e follow ing
year she became the m other o f fiv e
more.
H A S E N J O Y E D SU CH U N E X ­
P E C T E D SUCCESS I N T H E
PAST Y E A R T H A T W E HAVE
D E C ID E D TO A D D A F E W
M O R E B E A U T IF Y IN G P R E P ­
A R A T IO N S T O O U R L I M I T ­
E D B U T E F F E C T IV E L I N E
It Creates a Diversion.
Who Invented the cotton gin? Ell
Whitney
has received the credit
W hen it comes to morals, folks just
through the years. However, the cot­ naturally p refer to strain at the gnats
ton gin was Invented by the w ife of because it tends to conceal the
General Greene. She gave It to W hit­
smoothness with which the camels
ney and he patented 1L
slide down.— Houston Poet-Dispatch.
Who Invented the loom? A woman
Invented the loom that weaves every
Horse Racing Lures Chinese.
stitch you wear. Her name was Mrs.
H orse racing has a sufficient hold
Jacquard.
on the Chinese, because o f the gamb-
W ho Invented the sewing machine 1
ling feature, to close all business
Ask any schoolboy nnd he w ill answer
"E llas Ilow e.”
Ellas H ow e did take houses and declare a general holiday
out the patent In bis own nam e; but tw ice a year.
The following is our
complete list
S tra it-T e x H a ir R e fin in g T o a lc
f l 00
pa Unit
Refine« kinky, friary, coarae hair to
medium; medium hair to good.
S tra it-T e x H a ir G row er
T w in s and Disease.
25c
pa caa
N o t only promote« growth o f the
hair, but makes it sort, pliable and
f t 44
Is a vegetable preparation that ac-
pa Wttk
cleans the scalp and roots o f the hair
in a natural, healthy manner.
Sim ilar twins not on ly resem ble
luxuriant. An excellent pressing oil.
each other in appearance and ch ar-, G loss-T ex B rillia n tin e
acter, but are lik ely to have the same
Me
Makes the hair soft and glossy and
pafcak
keeps it in good condition without
sorts o f disease due to inborn defect
leaving it oily or gummy.
or weakness.— Science Service.
S tra it-T e x Herbs
pa esa
tuslly straightens and restore» the
W ords o f Br’er W illiam s.
original color to gray or faded hair.
Prayin’ fe r one particular blessin’ !
Color permanent— positively will not
rub off. no matter how often the hair
is all righ t e f you’s sho’ you only
is shampooed. Three shades: Black,
Brown and Chestnut-Brown.
needs one, but you je s ’ ex w ell te r I
ax de good Lord ter make it a f u l l , K o k o m o S h am poo
40c
Is made from pure cocosnut oil;
dozen, whilst you's at it.
H arvesting Corks.
Cork trees o f A lg e ria are stripped
once in nine years a fter the age o f fif ­
teen and g ive an average o f 15 h a r-1
vests o f 100 pounds each.— S c ie n c e 1
Service.
B ronze B eauty V an ish in g C ream
54c
pr jv
Is a soothing, greaseless vanishing
face cream that «rill not grow hair.
B ronze B eauty L e m o n C ream
54c
pajar
Is nourishing, softening and stimu-
fating to the skin; is filled with e
triple strength o f oil o f lemon— mak­
ing it • mild, bleaching cream.
B ronze B eau ty Face' Pow ders
Art.
W ho
Invented
the
great
Iron
54c
Are suited to all complexions. Can
squeezers that lay the foundation of
You find works o f literature which ! pa bn
be successfully used on dry or oily
skins.
T h e shades: H ig h Brow n
all the steel mills and millions? A m ay be said to be pure art. A little i
and B r o n te Glow are favorite«.
woman Invented them, according to song o f Shakespeare or o f Goethe is j
the statement o f Andrew Carnegie.— pure art.— Huxley.
M olly&losco
f l . 40
Is a special hair straightener for men;
Los Angeles Times.
pajar
Brother W illiam s.
Admission to the Bar
N o doubt dar’s m oney in de river
Admission to the bar Is formal rec­ hank hut m ighty few people w ill take
ognition by a court that a person Is de fisherm an's word fo r it.— Atlanta
qunUAed to practice law In that court. Constitution.
A lawyer tvny be ever so able and yet
If he Is nol uib” 'fted to the bar In a
W hat Really Happens.
certain state be mi.not practice hi*
Politicians aren't actually read out
profession there.
Usually a person
Is admitted to the tmr upon examina­ o f party; th ey are m erely kicked out
tion and by motion o f a law yer who from under the plum tree. — Detroit
has known him for some time. The News.
qunllflcatlous for admission tn the bai
ure different in different states.
Favorite Economy.
T h e kind o f economy that ev ery ­
General Tim ing
body favors is the kind that does not
•That w as a very flne sermon,” said prevent bis g ettin g what he wants.
nn enthusiastic church member who
was an urdent admirer o f the minister.
Still A liv e In Picture*.
"A flne sermon nnd well timed, too.”
A naturalist says tbe Am erican
“ Yes,” answered his nnndmtring
eagle Is becoming extinct. W e should
neighbor, “ It certainly was well timed.
Fully half o f the congregation had w orry so long as they continue to
strike o ff good copies o f It.— Philadel­
’ their watches out.’
phia Inquirer.
To Clean Steel
Steel that Is rusty enn he cleaned
with a cut onion and left for the day.
Afterw ard It can he polished, either
with emery powder nnd paraflln, or
with n paste made with brlekdust nnd
turpentine.
Fruit T re a t on Highways,
You W ant s Good Position
NATURAL.
Very well—Take the Aeeeuntancy an*
Busin«», Management, Private ~
*
»1. Calculator, Comptometer,
iten««rm-
"O ’Toole 1» al- - t l ,
ways wrathy over - ’w
something or oth-
er.”
"T h a t’s natural
He comes from
Ire-land,
you
know.”
Anywhere In the world, no matter
where, the chances are that the clothes­
pins used In hanging out clothes were
He threutena the
inude In America.
spares the guilty.
phtc. Penmanship, ur Oawuaar*
ira’ Course at
Ti
Behnke-Walker
Innocent
jrbo
The foremost Business C olie«« ef the
Northwest which has woa more Accuracy
Awards and Gold Medals than any athar
school In America. Bend fer our Bucc»aa
Caulo*. Fourth Street near Morrlaeu.
Portland, Or. leaaa M Walker, Pr»a
P. N. U.
positively guaranteed to straighten
the most stubborn hair in from 10 to
10 minutes without the use o f hot
irons. W ill not injure the scalp or
turn the hair red.
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WANTED EVERYWHERE
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Chemical Company
600 F IF T H A V E N U E
P IT T S B U R G H , P A „ U. S. A.
PATENTS
Obtained. Send model or sketch
and we will promptly send you a
report. Our book on Patents and
Trade-marks will be sent to you
on request.
D. SWIFT
&
CO.
— . PATENT LAWYERS— .
305 Seventh SL. Washington, D. C-
O v e r 34 Y e a r » ’ F .e p e rie n c ,
REPP 4 SON
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GROCERIES
•16 Union Avenue at Falling
W e Deliver
No. 20, 1926 Garfield 7019