Laidlaw chronicle., May 14, 1908, Image 7

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We Trust
Doctors
If you are »uttering from
Impure blood, thin blood, de­
bility, nervousness, exhaus­
tion, you should btjgln at once
with Ayer's Sarsaparilla, the
Sarsaparilla you have known
all your life. Your doctor
knows it,too. Askhimaboutlt.
T»<t «•»«»•I to o k «#11 » f!* r »H r
of
f o u r Hv*r o n 4 b o w tili. Ilulnaa th e r e U (lolly
# ililo li o f t i l l I mi ««I|,
ii ii
}>r<»«lur|g *(•
oiseortMMl, ro u alit« h«M<iorho, M llo u sn e a # . u r u
• 0 0 . <ly«p«oat». r h «I tl.u a jx h v f itllfi« th o Her
a*(.aril 1« in n » d o in g He h eal ««ok
A v r r 'a
1‘tHa or« Itwaar «•III#
A« i *•*(.!i » «11 v«g«ioblo.
T h o 4ooo !• oraljr ou# f i l l o t hodtllMO.
|M)I« || UI
yers
K o d a k « J. r A fa r O*., la. wall, 1
Also Miftiiufooiuror« of
HAIR VIOOR.
AQUI! CURI!.
uii-.vRv p m t o r m .
MOORE
MT u f
1 n t
iHrrelly « • Ibr beorh overlooking I
the orron. Hut s o li holbs ond
I C uff H ouse
I n r kaa Pw, , , r w- RlartrU lichla. I l i a
■ U 1 pi**'. t a l tirata «<■•!. tin « walk. |
I i l D C n f l M " oak t i l ' « « . Mr* toada a aprr-
■ u n tu u n
lo i,,. K .U ., g f.4 0 ,.4 gj.oo
I 9*1 dar-
»P-rial K M kt tka aark.
h M U A R . J. MINIMA r«a|»M w
K a lt r a lf
"A word «t«»’ tha wlaa la aufllHent.1
ramarkad tha uiau with tha quotation
habit
“ Wrong again." rejoined tha contrary
pemnn "A » o l d to tha »la a la unueo-
la ika l.o a , A am.
Cardinal Wolary had fallen.
“I
trying to dixlge an automobile."
St aiplaiutd, "and a roller akater rau
Into me."
Tb* hlatorlana, however, with lingular
•hluaeneM. bar* prr«i*ted In placing lbe
blame on llenry X’ 111.—Chicago Tribune
r iM a a .la n .ltl
Use foe Old Tin .
Old tin la put to a variety o f une«
Pur Instance cheap trunk* are covered
with tin from dlannrded tin rana and
other utenalla. the tin huvlng been flret
yut 'to drain'd alze and etrulghteued
and »mixitb«'il out. There are alao cote
cerna In difTvri'iit pnrld o f tho country
which tuaka a hualnrna o f removing the
llu routing from old tin run» und errap
tin.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
W a rn «»
H a llw a y
T a la y k v «« fllr l'a k t u a M .
,
Oaoadvntloua Carrie alwaya Uiad U do
kar L vat;
I I * W o n I k e A p p l s a a e o f Ih o r.a a a a -
Never lost ber temper -«b e waa different
l e l o l i o n « v o n H o lo w .
from tbe reet;
liana von llulow, tbe fuinoun lender
Carrie we« • “ central,” with a voice of
and dompoeer, wua one o f the moat ec­
■WMtcat too*,
centric memliera o f a prof ran Inn where­ And that U why MI m Carrie baa a cot
in eccentricity la common. It la re
tag« of ber own.
Itilivl Hint one «lay. while walking the — Portland Oregonian.
•lre e l» o f Vienna, llulow came upon a
Oat a f I k e (H a a r « a t .
regimental bamj"on Ita way t<» the cm.
Fannie) Woodworth hod Juat written
tie. linme<flnti*H he ran to the rnldd'e
“Tbe Old Oaken Bucket."
|of the afreet and Jolsel the arnall I hjj *
“ Nothing in I t !” be muttered aa he read
nltout the .drugiiiner. fo llo w in g I W It over and refected up<ai tha probable
hand, he ki-jvt txiwlng to the <*«in»r1**.'«l price It would bring.
drummer, applauding him at almost
Hut poaterity evidently found some­
thing la It
every beat.
,
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I
"T h a t la rhythm ! E xcellen t! That'a
T h e propoeed Henry Hudion memorial
the way I like to hear I t ! " be contin­ bridge will be tbe largeet span of con
ue«! to ejneuliite, to the aurprlae o f all cret» or atone in the world. It will be
and to the great delight of the «until! 703 feet in the clevr. There are aome
larger «pan« of metal.
boya.
"ermine In the afreet begun to recog
Mnthara will fnd k n Wln»1ow-« (toothing
nine the fnmoiM pianlat and Joined the fyrup tb- b- •> reioedr to u n lw i.uiiUi.W i a
prixemtlon, ao that the band had on« during the teething perx.-d.
A
Itll.a r t.
Kir A. Cunan Doyle. at tha Author*
I Club Clirlalutaa 4lunar lu Ixtudon. re-
Iuta-<| llmt In Amttrlca aoma colored
|M>«()la w i t * keeping tha festival of
<'In latina« amt they w ar« told to hang
lip their atie-klnga at night. Ona pour
fellow hint no atix-klngs. and an lia
1 hung up hla truiiacra. In tha morning
lb * * u aakad what ha hail got. Hit ra­
pii«*!: “ I gueaa I got a muu, for tu/
limita ara gout."
W o rk er*.
In the Mouth o f Franca one may i n ,
at the little wayalde atatlone, women
attending to the algnala o f the half do»-
en dully truluu; while tint coiiipunlea
regularly economize at tha level «roan
Ing* by employing female labor. Th»
hiieband run be aeen at work at hie
vinca ii |* hi the hlllalde, while Ibo w ife
wavue the green flag and keep* the rhll-
dr«*n quiet.— Detroit Newa-Trltmne.
h a p p y
D R U ia a a .
of the I urgent Hiullenee* to which It bad
•«ver play«*d.
llulow llateue«] attentively *o the eon
o f the laat p ltce and tlien made a deep
bow la-fore the drummer and hla In
Btrument.
"Thnnk you,” be anld. "T h a t wan re­
fresh in g!" That puta niy nerve* In gixxl
condition a g a in !”
| J t la anhl that when the drummer
leuni<-il wlio hi* atrnnge admirer wna
he wa* the proudeat man In the regl-
meut. St. Ixmla Republic.
C le a t a «
tk «
General Debility
a a w a p a p a rs
" I aoa Ik o y've qalt m ention ing b m , " k#
M id .
" I may aa w a ll sign .”
i;p e a doin g w h ich ha «o ro ro d MM aera
» • • ' W a to tka k « * a p a p « r a .
S iy r u p ^ fT g s
^ O ix ir ifS ema
acts gently yet prompt-
'ntko bow c 4 s. cleanses
k o
ie system oMectu ally
assists one in overcoming
habitual constipation
permanently. To get its
oenejieial e ffe c t
the i ionuine.
lunujacturcd by the
JFORNIA
J ic S y r u p C o .
SOLD BY ICAOINC UHUCCISTS-SOI pa-BOTTLL
M e e k ¡s o n
G iv e s
P r a is e
To
A lle a .
“ Some men,” muttered ^ncle Allen
■parka after the tlrevome apeaker had
aat down, “ remind me of an old water
mill that'a running with empty hopper«.
Tbeir wheel« ke«p on griug, but they ,
don't turn out any griit.”
A
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R e lie f
Fro m
C a ta rrh .
W
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
l««o r a «M
at
Ik e
et rang t h by trnlldlníc up the con *tltu 'lon and
•aitatiUR nature 1 n floing l u work.
The pro-
f rUîtora heve an much faith in It »' urmtlvepow-
era bat they • ffer One Hundred D o lla r»fo r any
cea#* that It fa il» to cure. Bead l o t Hat ol
teailraonlals.
A Id rent V J C H K X E Y A CO., Toledo, O.
Bold bv all driiRgiata, 76c.
Tak« lla.; » KeiaT.y 1*111« for codj U potion.
It a d l w a a t a .
C A S T O R IA
For Infanta and Children.
Th# Kind You Hava Always Bought
Boar» tha
Signatar» o f i
A »arp rtoo.
Teacher— Freddy Kangle. yon
may
give th« German name o f th » rlv »r
Danube.
Freddy— Dunno.
Teacher— Itonan! That 1» rig h t I
am glad you have atudled your lemon
Bo well.
Fretldy la aurprlaed, but keepa atllL
lla
K v a la tlo a .
-
F rler.d--H ow did you com# to w rite
that "be»t »e lle r ?” Tbe Modem L lt'ry
Gent First I w a» »truck bv ■ thought
1 eptgramized th » thought aketcblzed
the epigram, playlxed the aketcb, novel-
lied the play and advertlaed tb » novel I
— P u c k . ___________________
M lu U lt H V B l.
“ You told T itely thut the man who
lent me $10 would alwaya have $10
coming. I demand an apology."
"Y ou 're rig h t; I waa wrong. I ahould
have aald the $10 would never b»
coining.” — Kansas City Tim e».
J a v rn lla
lia o ra a o o ,
"Paw . why do we have to pay for tbe
water we u«»T We don't have to buy our
air.”
"That only ahowa, my eon, that you
have never bad to pay a gaa bill."
^ S T IF F , YES?
W E T A N D D A M I* C A U S E
C O LD IN T H E J O IN T S
S? JACOBS OIL
T A K E S O U T T H E P A IN A T
O N C E .R E M O V E S T H E S T I F F -
NESS.
PREVENTS
ITS
R E TU R N . TOO.
FINE FOR
B R U IS E S , S P R A IN S AND
SORENESS.
Price ig c and 50c.
W .L .D O V G L A S
Ä ^ S H O E S / $ ^
?
350
$39?
M f M H C n OF TMt FA M IIV
M IN . B O Y«. WOMEN, M i s â t » «N O CHILDREN.
F. 1. O ou a t» a mm km» « a d aaffa « H I * «
• m ' i
*3 .0 0 and *3 . KO ahorna
_____than any othoa mat.^faoiurmr in th o .
t t ì T moatd, booauao ihm y hold Ih m !»'
mhmpm, fit botto», atoa» lon go», and
w n m arm o f marnata» va lia than any othar «
W. L Oouflii $4 ind $6 Bill Fdge Shost Cannot Bo Equalled At Any Prie*
j
OTHER REMARKABLE CURES
M r. Jacob L. Davie, Galen*, Stone county. Mo., writes:
“ I have been in
bad health for t b i i t y seven years, and after taking twelve bottles of your P./ana
I am cure*!.”
M r. C. N. Petereon, 132 South Main St., Council Bluff*, Iowa,
vrites: “ I cannot tell you how much gooj Pernna has done me. Constant con­
finement in my »to te tx-gan to tell on my health, ami I felt that I wae gradually
A im in g en d H lt t la g .
breaking down.
I tried eeveial remedies, but obtained no permanent yelisf no-
Mr. Kidder— I think a woman’s club#
ill I took Peruns.
I felt better immediately, and five LoUiee restored ms to
to bs ■u<*r<MBsfuI( should aim i t sonic*
OJipplate h e a lth .”
thing far removed from female *k f'
(-
a-
A SINCERE RECOMkifilDATION.
frag».
M r. D. C . Pro**er, Bravo, Allegan Co.. M ich., write*: *’ * « 0 year* ago I
Mlaa Strong— I don’t agree with you, j
was badly afflicted with catarrh of the etom»> h. I had had a run of typhoid
sir. That ahould be Its sole object
fever, waa very depleted. I could find nothing I could cat without causing d ii-
Mr. Kidder— T««a, but It’s more likely !
treeeed and eour etomacb.
Finally I came to the conclusion that I had catarrh
to bit that object If It alma at some­
of tbe etomacb, and teeing Peruna advertised, began to take it.
It hrlpsd m*
thing else.— Philadelphia Press.
soon, SDd a fter taking three or four bottle« I was entirely eared of etomoeh
trouble, and can n^w eat anything.”
H a g l e a « T h a r«.
Manufactured by tbe Peruna Drug Manufacturing Company, Cotombos, Ok to.
“ I read In a book of statistics that
"W l.at a alngular looking courier-
l>ane !" «aid, the «minent physician.
"Counterpaaa!”
aiclaimad hla wife.
Yet you aVe atippoeed to be ooe of tbe
g re e tM t
authoritiea in tbe country os
brain diaeaaes!"
" I fall to ore tb« connectloa."
'T kat'a a craiy quilt, you ninny."
I h I4 ««I.
looking
of
Ibo
C o n g ressm an
Fee tbe H a s a e rtfe .
Borne active women who pride th«ra-
aelvea In bouavkeeplng «emu to forget
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,
that the object of keeping house la that
human beings may be aeeominodvted J
In It Their sole Idea scema to be tbla
that the bouae may be kept In a certain
PLE A FOB TH E XMMIOBAHT.
!>ay In and day out there la that feeling
form and order; and to tbe perform j
of weakne«a that make* a burden of It MIL N o t e d M o d a l W o r k e r M a r * A m e r l e a a nee of the form and order they aacr!- ,
Food doee not strengthen.
M h o a ld l i e ! . « ■ « I n d l l T e r e n l .
fl” e tbe comfort the houao waa eetab-
*Sieep doe* not refretb.
Mina Jane Addama, the noted aortal lialiod to secure.
It Id hard to do, hard to bear, what worker o f Chicago, haa hern In the
•hould be ee«y,—vitality le on the ebb, and enat delivering oddmuwa In which ahe
$100 Reward* $100.
the whole «y«lem suffer«.
r«>v
T h « r * * 4 «r « of th U r a p « r w ill b « pi mam
lo
makea
a
plea
for
the
Immigrant.
Mhe
For Ihl« oondltlon lake
U»Mrn l mi th ^ re l« stltftMt one dreaded d i . _
dwell* upon the lorn that America It itiAt «clone« b »# been able to cure in e ll 1'.»
CONGRLSSMAN MfEKISON RECOMMENDS FE-RU-NA
Buffering by Indifference to the real ( •te e ««, end that it C aierrh. H all'fl Catarrh
C úrela the only poelttve cure now known tothe
It vltalliea the blixxl and gtvee vigor and value o f the foreign imputation and Ita m r Ilf al fraternity. Catarrh b#- ng a constitu­
“ I have used »eversi bottles of Reruns and I feel greatly benefited (hereby
tional d U ra** require« a con am ution al licat-
tone to all the organ« and function«.
*«n t
H a il'« Catarrh Cure U $ak«n Internally, 1 from m y ca(arrh of the head.
I leel riKouraged to believe that if I usa
ectin f d.rrctly upon the blood end m u ro u u u r - j short lime longer I will be fully able to eradicale the disease ol thirty ye
In tieual liquid form or In chocolated
face« of th e# . »tc in, thcreb- d e x fo y ln g tb e fo »n-
tablet«knownaa S a r e a ta b e . lOOdoeeatl.
d ellon of ihe dl*ca*et and g iv in g t e d a i ent j standing.” — David Meeluson.
Whan Mr». Carrie eh# became «be didn't
guile forget;
I 'a r la A lie n .
■ ha look her low. aweet voice along, and
“ It’a n myatery to uie." raid Uncle A l­
baa It even yet.
Had If bubby'a Juat a little alow to anewtr len Kparta, ' that Senator Lin Kollrtte,
when be * u counting up tbe men that
to her call
Kontrol the money of the country, forgot
Hba aaa Jar him with a voloa that cracka
ta Include Mr«. Hetty Green."
the paper on the wall.
■—Chicago Tribune.
T k a faovoua b a ll p la/ a r w aa
th ro u gh
Ika •p o rtin g
aolum aa
tfa e le
HAD CATARRH THIRTY YEARS.
tbs average woman carries from thirty
t » th irty-tit» ml laa o f hair oa ber
L ls k l«l«E
1» l « « l k
A fr le w
head.”
In South A frica, where tbunder-
“ And then »ha raise» the deuc« If her
atorms are terrific, lightning often
husband happens to carry a yard ar
strikes the beds o f Ironstone, end bine
tw o of It on hla coat el ears."
flames, sometimes firing buildings, ar»
i at, Vrtne« P ea r« a*<] ail Serve-ne DM-MM alleged to play about such ironstone
illy cured by Dr. K lu te '« Ur*M
Head Ibr KHXK -----
flt rla l bottla
and outcroppings tw o or thre« hours after
N arva Beatone, I----------------
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i n a n i f*r ■» »> y — , I * ,*»< a — H t > t_ P U la J - «
a storm.
ms£Lr.;
-7?T
JANE A Up A II «.
Paar
proper asaltullatlon Into tbe dtiienahip
o f this country. In particular, ahe de-
acrltx-s the lack o f a native American
art to our failu re to absorb our Immi­
grants thoroughly Into our body po'i-
♦1c.
“Tw en ty-five yenrs o f personal con­
tact with our foreign colonies and of
granting to them the proper facllltle*
to make o f them American cltlzena as
we are American cltliena would bring
results to amaze and surprise us,” she
says. “ A re w e not Indeed foolish In re
fusing to realise It?"
O ld
W a n ««.
lo a k w lM .
"Tea. John la getting quite a repu­
tation as an actor. They gave him one
or the leading roles Ln a play at col­
lege."
“ John! Why. hla enunciation Is atro­
ciou s"
"B u t this waa a Greek play.“ —
movaland Plain
__
W e a k ly
T errIM *
"M y w ife," growled Kadley, “ 1* th*
1 most forgetful women.”
“ Yes?" mildly Inquired tbe pollt* rlo-
I tor.
"Yes. she can never remember In th#
morning where I left my p ip « th« night
before."— Philadelphia P r é « .
T a n * baa.
"P o o r n ir a m !” Bobbed Mr«. Hard-
apple. “ He writes bis college life Isn't
as gay as It 1» cracked up to be
He
aaya aome parts o f It are very touch­
ing."
"Blam ed If I don't agree with him."
T E S T IN O H IS TONGUE.
chuckled Mr. Ilardapple. as he greased
bis boots. “ I notice he Is always w rit­
T h e ( ‘»h a p p y C ip r r lr n r r o f » T o w n «
ing touching letters for ten or twenty
M a r r ie d W o m a n .
A young married woman In Brooklyn dollar*,” ___________________
singx-cted that her husband was Indulg­
T o « P la in .
ing In wine. Rhe determined, however,
"N o rth ," said her mistress, " I don’ t
to any nothing till she had confirmed mind it if the policeman on the beat
her suspicions.
In conversation with dropa into the kitchen once in a while of
her boaoiii friend she said site would an evening, but I object to your enter­
¿¡«reputable
give anything to discover the trulh. taining such shabby and
The friend mentioned that a man even looking fellows aa tbe one who was there
slightly Intoxicated cannot pronounce laat night.”
“ He’s all r-right, m'm,” eaid Norsk.
words off length. This gave the young
“ Ha's me plain do'es p'leecem’n.”
wi f e an Idea, which she procewled to
put Into execution.
H is C re d it Im p a ire d .
Dlnguas— Sbadbolt, 1 haven’t asked
When the young women met again,
the auspicious w ife announced that the you for any money for a long time,
worst had l>een ascertained. She hurst have IT
Shadbolt— N o ; you never asked me for
Into tears and took from her hand bag
any money for a long time. Yon always
a pn|H?r, which she handed to her
wanted It for “ juat a day or two." That’»
friend.
why you're not going to get any thla time,
"1 gave him this,” she sobbed.
DinguM.
A ir feel« a little like «now,
The friend rend from the list the fo l­ doesn't It?— Chicago Tribune.
lowing
w ords: " l ’hlllprogenltlvenesa.
dlsprotxirtlonableness,
pseudaoatbeein,
phthisis, parachronism, hypochondria
sis, photochromy, syncategoremgtlc.”
"A n d ," added the unhappy vylfe, with
a fresh sob, “ the wretch missed nearly
all o f th em !"— New York Tribune.
S.S.S
■
FOR
.BAD BLOOD
The most important pdtt of the human system is the blood. Every mus­
cle, nerve, tissue, bone and sinew is dependent on this vital fluid for nour­
ishment and btrength necessary to maintain them in health and enable each
to perform the different duties nature requires. Even the heart, the very
•‘ engine ” ol life, receives its vigor and motive power from the blood. Since
so much is dependent on this vital flnid it can very readily be seen how
necessary it ic to have it pure and uncontaminated if we would enjoy the
blessing of good health. Bad blood is responsible for most of the ailments
of m ankind; when from any cause it becomes infected with impurities,
humors or poisons, disease in some form is sure to follow.
Muddy, sallow
complexions, eruptions, pimples, etc., show that the blood is infected with
unhealthy humors which have changed it from a pure, fresh stream to a
sour, acrid fluid, which forces out its impurities through the pores and
glands of the skin. A very common evidence of bad blood is sores or ulcers,
which break out on the flesh, often
from a very insignificant bruise or
Your S. S. S., I d m j opinion, 1« as good a
even scatch or abrasion. If the blood
medicate as can be had; it «imply cannot be
was pure and healthy the place would
improved upon as a remedy to purify and enrich
the blood and to invigorate and- ton« up tha
heal at once, but being loaded with
lyatem. Thu apring my blood waa bad and I
impurities, which are discharged into
the wound, irritation and inflamma­ was run down in health, and having aeen your
medicine highly advertiaed I commenced ita m
tion are set up and the sore continues.
Today my blood ia in fine condition and my
Bad blood is also responsible for
general health ia of the beat. Am filling poi
Anaemia, Boils, Malaria, etc.; the
tion aa fireman for a large concern here, and
weak, polluted circulation cannot fur­ if I was not in good phyaical condition it would
nish the nourishment and strength
be imposaible for me to fill the place.
Your
S. S. S. haa been of great aervica to me and I do
required to sustain the body, and a
not haaitata to giva it tbe credit it oeaervas.
general run-down condition of health
WM. F. VAltDYKB.
results.
S. S. S. is nature’s blood
SIS Fifth Street, Beaver Falla, Pan».
purifier and ton ic; made entirely of
healing, cleansing roots and herbs.
It goes down into the circulation and removes every particle of impurity,
humor or poison that may be there, restores lost vitality, and steadily tones
up the entire system. It adds to the blood the healthful properties it is in
need of, and in every way assists in the cure of disease. S. S. S. neutral­
izes any excess of acid in the blood, making it fresh and pure, and perma­
nently cures Eczema, Acne, Tetter, and all other skin diseases and eruptions.
S. S. S. cures Rheumatism, Catarrh, Sores and Ulcers, Malaria, and all
other diseases or disordtrs arising from bad blood. Book on the blood and
anv medical advice desired free to all who write
THE SWIFT SPECIFIC C0.t ATLANTA, GA.
lir a « a f the D a«.
It hn* been computed that the tem­
perature o f the surface o f the aun
would he expressed by 18,000 degrees o f
Fahrenheit's thermometer, or between
eighty and ninety times the tempera­
ture o f boiling water. This Is about five
times the highest temperature that man
la able to produce by artificial means.
The light given off from the surface o f
the sun la reckoned as being 5,300 tim e«
more Intense than that o f the molten
metal In a Haaoetner converter, though
that Is o f an almost blinding brilliancy.
I f we compare It with ox hydrogen
flame, the sun sheds a light equal to 14(1
times the Intensity o f the lim eligh t
W a tere d
f h e r u
is
O n ly
O n e
“ Bromo Quinine "
r h a t
l e
Laxative Bromo Quinine
m u
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