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The passage of the steamer Alameda
front Auckland to San Francisco in
twenty-three days and six hours re
D. C. IRELAND A CO. PUBLISHERS,
duces the time of the trip around the
McMinnville, Or.
- Oct. 25, 1886 world to sixty-nine days. As our
American Eclipse has seen his four-
Wanted, to rent a small dwelling in mile time of 7 :26 brought down to
McMinnville. Inquire at this office.
7 :15|, so has the Phileas Fogg seen
Three sons of contractor G. W. his tour of eighty days cut down to
Hunt are now attending the college in sixty-nine.
But Fogg and Eclipse
were both great in their day.
this city.
In September 1883 a very mysterious
Father White was gladly surprised
by a bevy of church ladies at the par affair was noted on the Grand Ronde
reserve. The clothing and eight 20-
sonage Saturday evening.
A now postoffice has been establish dollar pieces of some ‘‘mysterious dis
ed at Garibaldi, Tillamook county,with appearance” were found. The money
was thought to belong to a murdered
Wm. Ralston, postmaster.
Make a note of the candy pulling man, but whom? nobody could tell.
social at grange hall on Wednesday The subject is now up before the Unit
ed States court, and the grand jury are
evening. Free and all invited.
All the news; at your door; six investigating thelmatter with the hope
times a week ; only ten cents ; every of bringing the mystery to light,
Edward Hall, a man well known on
body reads it. The Daily Reporter.
Candy pulling social at Grange hall this coast in speculating circles, late
Wednesday evening. You are special partner of Jim Keene suicided in New
ly invited by ladies of St. James guild. York last Saturday. In the big mining
Baxter A Martin are selling a full stock rise in 1872 he cleared more than
5-Tb. can of Java coffee for $1.00; and a million in less than sixty days’ time.
throw in a fine China hand-painted He was a member of the Union and
Bohemian clubs; kept up a princely
cup and saucer.
A phrenologist says that “fullness domestic establishment, horses, car
under the eye” denotes language. riages, etc.; but he lushed in where
When the fullness is caused by another angels feared to tread and got broke.
man’s fist it denotes very bad lan His costly residence was sold under
the hammer, as well as all other luxu
guage, generally.
The chestnut gong is a very funny rious belongings ; and to cap the cli
institution and provocative of great max his wife secured a divorce.“ Last
laughter, but it is hardly fair to spring summer a year ago he felt more than
it on r man when he is telling the only satisfied with an income of $100 per
month. But he is only ofle of a thous
¡joke he knows. It breaks him up.
and add more.
The Boston Courier prescribes
The plans of the general land office,
rnerve food” for the man who tries to
detailed
below, are denominated an au
pccupy two seats in a crowded railway
car. It seems to us he has nerve dacious step, and while it may not
enough without working it up on any have a more effective result than nu
merous bills before congress it is likely
kind of food.
to cause the NPRCo serious embarrass
It is not expected, nor is it antici
ment Some time since the secretary
pated, that the ladies of St. James
of the interior decided that no land
Guild will make a fortune at the
grant road had earned its grant until
Bandy pulling next Wednesday eve
it had filed a completed plat of its
ning at Grange hall. They invite all whole road and land donated. Taking
to come, without charge for adinis- this rule as a guiding principle the law
■ion.
officers of the general land office are
preparing a case against the Northern
The greatest of all living tricksters, Pacific road, alleging that it is not en
Wermann, who so deftly confounds all titled to the land granted it from Du
lhe phenomena of time, space, and luth to Puget sound, by reason of its
patter, suspending at will the laws of failure to earn those lands and file a
kttraction and gravitation, and gener plat within the prescribed time. It
takes the ground that the road could
ally knocking the bottom out of rea not earn the entire grant, and upon
son and established fact, can tell no this hypothesis the general land office
bore about earthquakes than Wiggins will ask the secretary of the interior to
declare these lands forfeited and open
lid about storms.
to settlement. It is expected that this
I A Chicago lady has recently visited audacious step will be ready for con
the afflicted city of Charleston. She summation in a few days.
law the desolation of Atlanta after
BARGAINS!
BARGAINS!
■Herman, the demolished Strasburg
Btidel after the German bombardment,
Ind Paris after the seige and com-
tune, but never an entire city, from
—OF—
Ide to side and end to end, so gener
ally shaken to its very foundations as
bis.
AUCTION SALE
Merchandise!
It is now freely predicted in railroad
Merchandise!
¡rcles that the present year will wit-
M® the most relentless and disastrous
tte wars ever inaugurated, and that
fen now the cutting of passenger and
eight tariffs is being indulged to a
iuch larger extent than any but
lose on the inside have any concept-
11 of. The struggle in the southwest
ill likely be the most bitter, and,
ben once begun, will be prolonged
r an indefinite period.
I will sell at auction, commencing Satur
day, Nov. 6, 1886, at North Yamhill, Or., the
entire stosk of General Merchandise now re
maining <>n hand, of Lee Laughlin A Co.,
consisting of Drees Goods. Velvets. Laces.
Embroidery. Flannels,'tteotA Hess, Boots,
Shoes, Ribbon, Thread. Canned Goods,
Screws. Files, eto..etn. and nanav other arti
cles usually found in A General JMahandise
Store
r
the
Sale to oontina
I of
entire stook is so
8
thia opportunity.
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